THE ALGERINE CAPTIVE …
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THE ALGERINE CAPTIVE; OR THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR UPDIKE UNDERHILL: SIX YEARS A PRISONER AMONG THE ALGE­RINES.

—By your patience,
I will a round unvarnished tale deliver
Of my whole course.—
SHAKESPEARE.

VOLUME I.

Published according to ACT of CONGRESS.

PRINTED AT WALPOLE, NEWHAMPSHIRE, BY DAVID CARLISLE, JUN. AND SOLD AT HIS BOOKSTORE. 1797.

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TO HIS EXCELLENCY DAVID HUMPHREYS, ESQ. MINISTER OF THE UNITED STATES AT THE COURT OF LISBON, &c.

IN Europe, dedications have their price; and the author oftener looks to the plenitude of the pock­ets, than the brains of his patron.

The American author can hope but little pecuniary emolument from even the sale, and not any from the dedication of his work. To adorn his book with the name of some gentleman, of acknowledged merit, involves his whole interest, in a pub­lic address.

With this view, will you, Sir, per­mit a lover of the Muses, and a biog­rapher of private life, to address to [Page iv] you (a Poet and the Biographer of a Hero) a detail of those miseries of slavery, from which your public en­ergies have principally conduced to liberate hundreds of our fellow citi­zens.

UPDIKE UNDERHILL.
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PREFACE.

ONE of the first observa­tions, the author of the following sheets made, upon his return to his native country, after an absence of seven years, was the extreme avidity, with which books of mere amuse­ment were purchased and perused by all ranks of his countrymen. When he left New England, books of Bi­ography, Travels, Novels, and mod­ern [Page vi] Romances, were confined to our sea ports; or, if known in the coun­try, were read only in the families of Clergymen, Physicians, and Law­yers: while certain funeral discours­es, the last words and dying speeches of Bryan Shaheen, and Levi Ames, and some dreary somebo­dy's Day of Doom, formed the most diverting part of the farmer's library. On his return from captivity, he found a surprising alteration in the public taste. In our inland towns of consequence, social libraries had been instituted, composed of books, designed to amuse rather than to in­struct; [Page vii] and country booksellers, fos­tering the new born taste of the peo­ple, had filled the whole land with modern Travels, and Novels almost as incredible. The diffusion of a taste, for any species of writing, through all ranks, in so short a time, would appear impracticable to a European. The peasant of Europe must first be taught to read, before he can acquire a taste in letters. In New England, the work is half completed. In no other country are there so many people, in proportion to its numbers, who can read and write; and therefore, [Page viii] no sooner was a taste for amusing literature diffused than all orders of country life, with one accord, for­sook the sober sermons and Practi­cal Pieties of their fathers, for the gay stories and splendid impieties of the Traveller and the Novelist. The worthy farmer no longer fatigued himself with Bunyan's Pilgrim up the "hill of difficulty" or through the "slough of despond;" but quaff­ed wine with Brydone in the her­mitage of Vesuvius, or sported with Bruce on the fairy land of Abysin­ia: while Dolly, the diary maid, and Jonathan, the hired man, threw a­side [Page ix] the ballad of the cruel step­mother, over which they had so oft­en wept in concert, and now a­mused themselves into so agreeable a terrour, with the haunted houses and hobgobblins of Mrs. Ratcliffe, that they were both afraid to sleep a­lone.

While this love of literature, however frivolous, is pleasing to the man of letters, there are two things to be deplored. The first is that, while so many books are vended, they are not of our own manufac­ture. If our wives and daughters [Page x] will wear gauze and ribbands, it is a pity, they are not wrought in our own looms. The second mis­fortune is that Novels, being the picture of the times, the New En­gland reader is insensibly taught to admire the levity, and often the vices of the parent country. While the fancy is enchanted, the heart is cor­rupted. The farmer's daughter, while she pities the misfortune of some modern heroine, is exposed to the attacks of vice, from which her ignorance would have formed her surest shield. If the English Nov­el does not inculcate vice, it at [Page xi] least impresses on the young mind an erroneous idea of the world, in which she is to live. It paints the manners, customs, and habits of a strange country; excites a fondness for false splendour; and renders the homespun habits of her own coun­try disgusting.

There are two things wanted, said a friend to the author: that we write our own books of amusement, and that they exhibit our own man­ners. Why then do you not write the history of your own life? The first part of it, if not highly interest­ing, [Page xii] would at least display a portrait of New England manners, hitherto unattempted. Your captivity a­mong the Algerines, with some no­tices of the manners of that fero­cious race, so dreaded by commercial powers, and so little known in our country, would be interesting; and I see no advantage the Novel writer can have over you, unless your read­ers should be of the sentiment of the young lady, mentioned by Addison in his spectator, who, he informs us, borrowed Plutarch's lives; and, af­ter reading the first volume, with infinite delight, supposing it to be a [Page xiii] Novel, threw aside the others with disgust, because a man of letters had inadvertently told her, the work was founded on FACT.

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CONTENTS.

  • CHAP. I. The Author giveth an Account of his gallant Ancestor, Captain John Un­derhill, his Arrival in Massachu­setts, and Persecution by the first Set­tlers. 25
  • CHAP. II. The Author rescueth from Oblivion a valuable Manuscript Epistle, reflect­ing great Light on the Judicial Proceedings, in the first Settlement of Massachusetts: Apologizeth for the Persecutors of his Ancestor. 37
  • CHAP. III. Captain Underhill seeks Shelter in Do­ver in New Hampshire: Is chosen [Page xvi] Governour by the Settlers: Driven by the pious Zeal of his Persecutors to seek Shelter in Albany: Recep­tion among the Dutch: Exploits in the Indian Wars: Grant of a val­uable Tract of Land: The Author anticipates his encountering certain Land Speculators in Hartford: A Taste of the Sentiments of those Gen­tlemen: Farther account of his An­cestors. 45
  • CHAP. IV. The Author's Birth, and a remarkable Dream of his Mother: Observations on foreboding Dreams: The Author reciteth a Dream of Sir William Phipps, Governour of Massachusetts, and refereth small Infidels to Math­er's Magnalia. 49
  • [Page xvii] CHAP. V. The Author is placed at a private School: Parental Motives to a Col­lege Education: Their design frus­trated by family Misfortune. 53
  • CHAP. VI. This Chapter containeth an Eulogy on the Greek Tongue. 60
  • CHAP. VII. The Author keepeth a country School: The Anticipations, Pleasures and Profits of a Pedagogue. 67
  • CHAP. VIII. A sure Mode of discovering the Bent of a young Man's Genius. 78
  • CHAP. IX. The Author commences the Study of [Page xviii] Physic, with a celebrated Physician and Occulist: A Philosophical De­tail of the Operation of Couching for the Gutta Serena, by his Preceptor, upon a young Man, born Blind. 81
  • CHAP. X. Anecdotes of the celebrated Doctor Moyes. 94
  • CHAP. XI. The Author spouteth Greek, in a Sea Port: Its Reception among the Po­lite: He attempteth an Ode, in the Stile of the Antients. 97
  • CHAP. XII. The Author in imminent Danger of his Life in a Duel. 101
  • CHAP. XIII. The Author is happy, in the Acquaint­ance of a Learned Lady. 112
  • [Page xix] CHAP. XIV. The Author quitteth the study of Gal­lantry, for that of Physic: He eulo­giseth the Greek Tongue, and com­plimenteth the Professors of Cam­bridge, Yale, and Dartmouth; and giveth a gentle Hint to careless Readers. 117
  • CHAP. XV. The Author panegyrizes his Preceptor. 121
  • CHAP. XVI. Doctor Underhill visiteth Boston, and maketh no Remarks. 124
  • CHAP. XVII. The Author inspects the Museum at Harvard College: Account of the Wonderful Curiosities, Natural and Artificial, he saw there. 126
  • [Page xx]CHAP. XVIII. The Author mounteth his Nag, and setteth out, full Speed, to seek Prac­tice, Fame, and Fortune, as a Coun­try Practitioner. 128
  • CHAP. XIX. The Author encountereth Folly, Igno­rance, Impudence, Imbecility, and Quacks: The Characters of a Learned, a Cheap, a Safe, and a Musical Doctor. 132
  • CHAP. XX. Sketch of an Hereditary Doctor, and a Literary Quack: Critical Opera­tion in Surgery. 137
  • CHAP. XXI. A Medical Consultation. 146
  • [Page xxi] CHAP. XXII. Disappointed in the North, the Author seeketh Treasure in the South. 151
  • CHAP. XXIII. Anecdotes of Doctor Benjamin Frank­lin, whom the Author visits in Phil­adelphia. 153
  • CHAP. XXIV. Religious Exercises in a Southern State. 159
  • CHAP. XXV. Success of the Doctor's southern Expe­dition: He is in Distress: Contem­plates a School: Prefers a Sur­geon's Birth, on board a Ship, bound to Africa, Via London. 165
  • CHAP. XXVI. London. 171
  • [Page xxii] CHAP. XXVII. The Author passeth by the Lions in the Tower, and the other Insignia of British Royalty, and seeth a greater Curiosity, called Thomas Paine, Au­thor of the Rights of Man: De­scription of his Person, Habit, and Manners: In this Chapter due meed is rendered to a great American His­torical Painter, and a prose Pali­node over our lack of the Fine Arts. 174
  • CHAP. XXVIII. Curious Argument, between Thomas Paine and the noted Peter Pindar: Peter setteth a Wit Noose, and catcheth Thomas, in one of his own Logic Traps. 178
  • CHAP. XXIX. Reasonable Conjectures upon the Mo­tives, [Page xxiii] which induced Thomas Paine to write that little book, called the Age of Reason. 182
  • CHAP. XXX. The Author sails for the Coast of Af­rica: Manner of purchasing Ne­gro Slaves. 186
  • CHAP. XXXI. Treatment of the Slaves, on board the Ship. 195
  • CHAP. XXXII. The Author taken Captive by the Al­gerines. 205
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THE ALGERINE CAPTIVE.

CHAP. I.

Think of this, good Sirs,
But as a thing of custom—'tis no other,
Only it spoils the pleasure of the time.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author giveth an Account of his gallant Ancestor, Captain John Underhill, his Arrival in Massachusetts, and Persecu­tion by the first Settlers.

I DERIVE my birth from one of the first emigrants to New England, being lineally descended from Captain John Underhill, who came into the Mas­sachusetts [Page 26] in the year one thousand six hundred and thirty; of whom honourable mention is made by that elegant, accurate, and interesting historian, the Reverend Jeremy Belknap, in his History of New Hampshire.

My honoured ancestor had early im­bibed an ardent love of liberty, civil and religious, by his service as a soldier among the Dutch, in their glorious and success­ful struggle for freedom, with Philip the second of Spain; when, though quite a youth, he held a commission in the Earl of Leicester's own troop of guards, who was then sent to the assistance of that brave people, by the renowned Queen Eliza­beth of England.

The extravagant passion, which that princess was supposed to entertain for va­rious male favourites, which occasioned the disgrace of one, and the prema­ture death of another, while it has fur­nished a darling theme to the novelist, and [Page 27] has been wept over in the tragic scene, has never yet received the sober sanction of the historian.

A traditional family anecdote, while it places the affection of the queen for Leicester beyond doubt, may not be un­pleasing to the learned reader, and may benefit the English historiographer.

It is well known that this crafty queen, though repeatedly solicited, never effica­ciously assisted the Netherlanders, until their affairs were apparently at the lowest ebb, and they in such desperate circum­stances, as to offer the sovereignty of their country to her general, the Earl of Leicester. Captain Underhill carried the dispatches to England, and delivered them at the office of Lord Burleigh. The same evening, the queen sent for the captain, and, with apparent perturbation, inquired of him, if he was the messenger from Leicester, and whether he had any private dispatches for her. He replied, that he [Page 28] had delivered all his letters to the secreta­ry of state. She appeared much disap­pointed, and, after musing some time, said, "So Leicester wants to be a king." Un­derhill, who was in the general's confi­dence, replied that the Dutch had indeed made the offer of the sovereignty of their country to her general—esteeming it a great honour, as they said, to have a sub­ject of her grace for their sovereign. No, replied the queen, it is not the Dutch; they hate kings and their divine right; it is the proud Leicester, who yearns to be independent of his own sovereign, who moves this insolent proposal. Tell him, from me, that he must learn to obey, be­fore he is fit to govern. Tell him, added the queen, softening her voice, that obedi­ence may make him a king indeed. Im­mediately after Captain Underhill had taken the public dispatches, the queen sent for him to her privy closet, recalled her verbal message, delivered him a letter for [Page 29] Leicester, directed with her own hand, and a purse of one hundred crowns for himself; charging him to enclose the let­ter in lead, sink it in case of danger in his passage by sea, and to deliver it privately. On the receipt of this letter, Leicester was violently agitated, walked his chamber the whole of the ensuing night. Soon after, he resigned his command, and returned to England, animated by the brightest hopes of realizing the lofty suggestions of his ambition. With him Captain Underhill returned, and upon the decease of the Earl of Leicester, attached himself to the fortunes of the Earl of Essex, the unfortu­nate successour to Leicester in the queen's favour. He accompanied that gallant nobleman in his successful attack upon Cadiz, and shared his ill fortune in his fruitless expedition against Tyronne, the rebel chief of the revolted clans of Ire­land; and, returning with the Earl into Eng­land, by his attachment to that imprudent [Page 30] nobleman, sallying into the streets of Lon­don in the petty insurrection, which cost Essex his head, he was obliged to seek safety in Holland, until the accession of King James, in one thousand six hundred and three, when he applied for pardon and leave to return to his native country. But that monarch entertained such an ex­alted idea of the dignity of kings, and from policy, affected so great a veneration for the memory of his predecessor, that no interest of his friends could procure his pardon for an offence, which, in this day and country, would be considered a simple rout or riot, and punished with a small sine, in that age of kingly glory was supposed to combine treason and blas­phemy: treason against the queen in her political capacity, and blasphemy a­gainst her as God's representative and vicegerent on earth.

The Reverend Mr. Robinson, with a number of other pious puritans, having [Page 31] sled, from the persecuting fury of the Eng­lish prelates, to Holland, in one thousand six hundred and three, he dwelt and com­muned with them a number of years. He was strongly solicited to go with Gover­nour Carver, Elder Brewster, and the oth­er worthies, part of Mr. Robinson's church, to the settlement of Plymouth, and had partly engaged with them, as their chief military officer; but, Captain Miles Standish, his brave fellow soldier in the low countries, undertaking the business, he declined.

How he joined Governour Winthrop, does not appear, but he came over to New England with him, and soon after we find him disciplining the Boston militia, where he was held in such high estimation that he was chosen to represent that town in the general court; but, his ideas of relig­ious toleration being more liberal than those around him, he lost his popularity, and was, on the twentieth of November, [Page 32] one thousand six hundred and thirty sev­en, disfranchised and eventually banished the jurisdiction of Massachusetts.

The writers of those times differ, as to the particular offence for which he was punished. Some say that it was for hold­ing the antinomian tenets of the cele­brated Ann Hutchinson, others that the charge against him was for saying, That the government al Boston were as zealous as the scribes and pharisees, and as Paul before his conversion. The best account, I have been able to collect, is, that at the time when the zeal of our worthy fore­fathers burned the hottest against heretics and sectaries, when good Roger Williams, who settled Providence, the pious Wheel­wright, and others, were banished, he, with about sixty other imprudent persons, who did not believe in the then popular arguments of fines, imprisonment, disfran­chisement, confiscation, banishments, and halters for the conversion of infidels, [Page 33] supposed that the christian faith, which had spread so wonderfully in its infancy, when the sword of civil power was drawn against it, in that age, surrounded by nu­merous proselites, needed not the same sword unsheathed in its favour. These mistaken people signed a remonstrance a­gainst the violent proceedings, which were the order of that day. William Aspinwall and John Coggeshell, two of the Boston representatives, who signed the remon­strance, were sent home, and the town or­dered to choose others in their room. Some of the remonstrants recanted, some were fined, some were disfranchised, and others, among whom was Captain Underhill, were banished.

It is said by some authors, that he was charged with the heinous crime of adulte­ry, and that he even confessed it. The candid American author, above named, has fallen into this error. As I am sure it must have given him pain to speak evil [Page 34] even of the dead, so I am certain he will rectify this mistake in the next edition of his invaluable history.

That author informs us, page forty three of his first volume, "That he, Captain Un­derhill, was privately dealt with, on suspi­cion of adultery, which he disregarded, and therefore on the next sabbath was ques­tioned for it before the church; but the evidence not being sufficient to convict him, the church could only admonish him."—Page forty five, "He went to Boston, and in the same public manner acknowledged his adultery. But his con­fession was mixed with so many excuses and extenuations, that it gave no satisfac­tion."

The unwary reader would perhaps con­clude, that actual adultery was intended, as well as expressed, in these extracts. The Reverend author himself did not advert to the idea, that the moral law of Boston, in one thousand six hundred and thirty sev­en, [Page 35] was not so lax as the moral law of the same place, in one thousand seven hundred and eighty four, as explained by the prac­tice of its inhabitants. The rigid disci­pline of our fathers of that era often con­strued actions, expressions, and sometimes thoughts, into crimes; which actions in this day, even the most precise would consider either innocent, indifferent, or beneath the dignity of official notice. The fact is, that Captain Underhill, so far from CONFESSING, was never charged with committing actual statute book a­dultery. At a certain lecture in Boston, instead of noting the referred texts in his bible, according to the profitable custom of the times, this gallant soldier had fixed his eyes stedfastly, and perhaps inordi­nately, upon one Mistress Miriam Wil­bore; who it seems was, at that very time, herself in the breach of the spirit of an existing law, which forbad women to appear in public with uncovered arms and nocks, [Page 36] by appearing at the same lecture with a pair of wanton open worked gloves, slit at the thumbs and fingers, for the conven­iency of taking snuff; though she was not charged with the latter crime of us­ing tobacco. It was the ADULTERY OF THE HEART, of which my gallant ancestor was accused, and founded on that text of scripture, "Whosoever looketh on a wom­an to lust after her, hath committed a­dultery with her already in his heart."

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CHAP. II.

The glorious sun himself
Bears on his splendid disk, dark spots obscure:
Who, in his bright career, denotes those stains?
Or, basely from his full meridian turns,
And scorns his grateful salutary rays?
AUTHOR's Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Author rescueth from Oblivion a valu­able Manuscript Epistle, reflecting great Light on the Judicial Proceedings, in the first Settlement of Massachusetts: A­pologizeth for the Persecutors of his An­cestor.

I HAVE fortunately discovered, pasted on the back of an old Indian deed, a manuscript, which reflects great light upon my ancestor's conduct, and on the transactions of those times; which, accord­ing to the beneficial mode of modern his­torians, I shall transcribe literally.

[Page 38] It should be premised, that in the year one thousand six hundred and thirty six, the governour, deputy governour, three as­sistants, and three ministers, among whom was Hugh Peters, afterwards hung and quartered in England, for his adherence to Oliver Cromwell, were entreated, by the Massachusetts' court, to make a draft of laws, agreeable to the word of God, to report to the next general court; and, in the interim, the magistrates were directed to determine causes according to the laws, then established, and where no laws exist­ed, then as near to the word of God as they could.

(Indorsed) BROTHER UNDERHILL'S EPISTLE. To Master HANSERD KNOLLYS—these Greeting.

Worthee and Beloved,

Remembrin my kind love to Mr. Hil­ton, I now send you some note of my [Page 39] tryalls at Boston.—Oh that I may come out of this, and al the lyke tryalls, as goold sevene times puryfyed in the fur­nice.

After the rulers at Boston had fayled to fastenne what Roger Harlakenden was pleased to call the damning errours of Anne Hutchinson upon me, I looked to be sent away in peace; but Governour Winthrop sayd I must abide the examin­ing of ye church, accordingly, on the thyrd day of ye weeke, I was convened be­fore them.—Sir Harry Vane, the gover­nour, Dudley, Haines, with masters Cot­ton, Shepherd, and Hugh Peters present, with others.—They prepounded that I was to be examined, touching a certain act of adultery I had committed, with one mistress Miriam Wilbore, wife of Sam­uel Wilbore, for carnally looking to luste after her, at the lecture in Boston, when master Shepherd expounded—This mis­tress Miriam hath since been dealte with, [Page 40] for coming to that lecture with a pair of wanton open workt gloves, slit at the thumbs and fingers, for the purpose of tak­ing snuff; for, as master Cotton observed, for what end should those vaine open­nings be, but for the intent of taken fil­thy snuff; and he quoted Gregory Naz­ianzen upon good works.—Master Peters said, that these opennings were Satan's port holes of firy temptatione. Mistress Miriam offerd in excuse of her vain attire, that she was newle married, and appeared in her bridall arraye. Master Peters said, that marriage was the ocasion that the Devil tooke to caste his firy darts, and lay his pit falls of temptation, to catche frale flesh and bloode. She is to be further dealt with for taken snuff. How the use of the good creature tobaccoe can be an offence I cannot see—Oh my beloved, how these prowde pharisees labour aboute the minte and cummine. Governour Win­throp inquired of mee, if I confessed the [Page 41] matter. I said I wished a coppy of there charge.—Sir Harry Vane said, there was no neede of any coppie, seeing I knew I was guiltee. Charges being made out where there was an uncertantie whether the accused was guiltie or not, and to lighten the accused into the nature of his cryme, here was no need. Master Cot­ton said, did you not look upon mistress Wilbore? I confessd that I did. He said then you are verelie guiltie, brother Un­derhill. I said nay, I did not look at the woman lustfully.—Master Peters said, why did you not look at sister Newell or sister Upham? I said, verelie they are not desyrable women, as to temporale graces.—Then Hugh Peters and al cryed, it is e­nough, he hath confessed, and passed to excommunication. I sayd where is the law by which you condemne me. Win­throp said, there is a committee to draft laws. Brother Peters are you not on that committee, I am sure you have maide a law [Page 42] againste this cryinge sin. Hugh Peters replyed that he had such a law in his minde, but had not writtene it downe. Sir Harry Vane said, it is sufficient. Haynes said, ay, law enough for antinomi­ans. Master Cotton tooke a bible from his coate and read whoso looketh on a woman, &c.

William Blaxton * hath been with me privelie, he weeps over the cryinge sins of the times, and expecteth soone to goe out [Page 43] of the jurisdiction. I came from Eng­land, sais he, because I did not like the lords bishops, but I have yet to praye to be delivered from the lords brother­enne.

Salute brother Fish, and others, who havinge been disappointed of libertie in this wilderness are ernestlie lookinge for a better countre.

Your felloe traveller in this vale of tears. JOHN UNDERHILL.
*
When our forefathers first came to Boston, they found this William Blaxton in the pessession of the site, where the town now stands. The general court, April 1st, 1633, granted him fifty acres of land, near where his house stood; supposed to be where the pest house in Boston formerly stood.—He after­wards removed to Rhode Island, and lived near Whipple's bridge in Cumberland.—He planted the first orchard in that district, the fruit of which was eaten of one hundred and forty years afterwards, and some of the trees are now standing.—He had been a minister of the church of England, preached often at Providence, and died in a good old age much la­mented.

It is with great reluctance I am induc­ed to publish this letter, which appears to reflect upon the justice of the proceed­ings of our forefathers. I would rather, like the sons of Noah, go backwards and cast a garment over our fathers' naked­ness; but the impartiality of a historian, and the natural solicitude to wipe the stains from the memory of my honoured [Page 44] ancestor, will excuse me to the candid. Whoever reflects upon the piety of our forefathers, the noble unrestrained ardour, with which they resisted oppression in England, relinquished the delights of their native country, crossed a bois­terous ocean, penetrated a savage wil­derness, encountered famine, pestilence, and Indian warfare, and transmitted to us their sentiments of independence, that love of liberty, which under God en­abled us to obtain our own glorious free­dom, will readily pass over those few dark spots of zeal, which clouded their ris­ing sun.

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CHAP. III.

The Devil offered our Lord all the kingdoms of the earth, when the condemned soul did not own one foot of the territory.
ETHAN ALLEN.
ARGUMENT.

Captain Underhill seeks Shelter in Dover in New Hampshire: Is chosen Gover­nour by the Settlers: Driven by the pious Zeal of his persecutors to seek Shelter in Albany: Reception among the Dutch: Exploits in the Indian Wars: Grant of a valuable Tract of Land: The Author anticipates his encountering certain Land Speculators in Hartford: A Taste of the Sentiments of those Gentlemen: Far­ther account of his Ancestors.

WHEN the sentence of ban­ishment passed on Captain Underhill, he returned to Dover in New Hampshire, [Page 46] and was elected governour of the Euro­pean settlers there; but, notwithstanding his great service to the people of Massa­chusetts, in the Pequod wars, his perse­cutors in Boston would not allow him to die in peace. First, by writing injurious letters to those he governed; by threats of their power; and lastly, by determin­ing that Dover was within the jurisdiction of Massachusetts, they forced him to flee to Albany, then possessed by the Dutch, under the name of Amboyna.

The Dutch were highly pleased with the Captain, and after Dutchifying his name into Captain Hans Van Vanderhill, they gave him a command of one hundred and twenty men, in their wars with the natives. It is said that he killed one hundred and fifty Indians on Long Island, and upwards of three hundred on the Main. The laurels of the famous Colonel Church wither in comparison. The Dutch granted him fifty thousand a­cres [Page 47] of land, then in their possession. Al­though the English, when they took posses­sion of that country for the Duke of York, afterwards James the second, had promis­ed to quiet the claims of the settlers; yet Captain Underhill, or his posterity, have never availed themselves of the grant.—Mentioning this circumstance, sometime since in Hartford, some gentlemen imme­diately offered to raise a company and purchase my right. I candidly con­fessed that I was not possessed of the title, and knew not the particular spot where the land lay, and consequently was unwil­ling to sell land without title or bounda­ries. To my surprise they laughed at my scruples, and observed that they wanted the land to speculate upon, to sell, and not to settle. Titles and boundaries, in such cases, I understood, were indifferent matters mere trifles.

My brave ancestor at an advanced age, died in Albany, leaving two sons; the [Page 48] youngest of whom removed to the mouth of Hudson, where some of his posterity flourish respectably to this day. The eldest son, Benoni, from whom I am descended, some years after his father's decease, after being the subject of various misfortunes, returned in impoverished cir­cumstances to New Hampshire, where the family have continued ever since.

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CHAP. IV.

Nor yet alone by day the unerring hand
Of Providence, unseen directs man's path;
But, in the boding vision of the night,
By antic shapes, in gay fantastic dream,
Gives dubious prospect of the coming good;
Or, with fell precipice, or deep swoln flood,
Dank dungeon, or vain flight from savage foe,
The labouring slumberer warns of future ill.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Author's Birth, and a remarkable Dream of his Mother: Observations on fore­boding Dreams: The Author reciteth a Dream of Sir William Phipps, Gover­nour of Massachusetts, and refereth small Infidels to Mather's Magnalia.

I WAS born on the sixteenth of July, Anno Domini, one thousand seven hundred and sixty two. My mother, some months before my birth, dreamed that she [Page 50] was delivered of me; that I was lying in the cradle, that the house was beset by Indians, who broke into the next room, and took me into the fields with them; that, alarmed by their hideous yellings and warhoops, she ran to the window, and saw a number of young tawny savages, playing at foot ball with my head; while several sachems and sagamores were look­ing on unconcerned.

This dream made a deep impression on my mother. I well recollect, when a boy, her stroking my flaxen locks, repeat­ing her dream, and observing with a sigh to my father, that she was sure Updike was born to be the sport of fortune, and that he would one day suffer among sav­ages. Dear woman, she had the native Indians in her mind, but never appre­hended her poor son's suffering, many years as a slave, among barbarians, more cruel than the monsters of our own woods.

[Page 51] The learned reader will smile con­temptuously, perhaps, upon my mention­ing dreams, in this enlightened age. I on­ly relate facts, and leave the reader to his own comments. My own opinion of dreams I shall conceal, perhaps because I am ashamed to disclose it. I will venture to observe that, if we inspect the sacred scriptures, we shall find frequent instances, both of direction to duty, and forewarning of future events, communi­cated by Providence, through the inter­vention of dreams. Is not the modern christian equally the care of indulgent Heaven, as the favoured Jew, or the belov­ed patriarch?

Many modern examples, of the fore­boding visions of the night, may be adduc­ed. William Phipps, a poor journeyman ship carpenter, dreamed that he should one day ride in his coach, and live in a grand house near Boston common. Many years afterwards, when he was knighted [Page 52] by King William the third, and came from England, governour of Massachusetts Bay, this dream, even as to the situation of the grand house, was literally and minutely fulfilled. If the insect infidels of the day doubt this fact, let them consult, for their edification, the learned Doctor Math­er's Magnalia, where the whole story, at large, is minutely and amply related.—It was the errour of the times of monkish igno­rance, to believe every thing. It may possi­bly be the errour of the present day, to credit nothing.

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CHAP. V.

'Tis education forms the common mind,
Just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclin'd.
POPE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author is placed at a private School: Parental Motives to a College Education: Their design frustrated by family Mis­fortune.

IN my childhood I was sent, as is customary, to a woman's school, in the summer, and to a man's, in the winter season, and made great progress in such learning as my preceptors dealt in. A­bout my twelfth year, our minister, who made it his custom to inspect the schools annually, came to our district. My mas­ter, who looked upon me as his best schol­ar, [Page 54] directed me to read a lesson in Dil­worth's spelling book, which I recited as loud as I could speak, without regard to emphasis or stops. This so pleased our minister, who prided himself on the strength of his own lungs, that, a short time after, coming to my father's, to dicker, as they stiled it, about a swop of cattle, and not finding my father sharp at the bargain, he changed the discourse upon me; ob­serving how delighted he was with my performances at school. What a pity it was such a genius was not encouraged. Mr. Underhill, you must put Updike to learning. My father pleaded poverty. When I went to Harvard College, replied the minister, I was poor indeed. I had no father with a good farm to assist me; but, with being butler's freshman, and ringing the bell the first year, waiter the three last, and keeping school in the va­cations, I rubbed through, and am now what I am; and who knows, continued [Page 55] he, but when Updike has completed his education, he may make a minister, and possibly, when my usefulness is over, sup­ply our very pulpit.

My mother here interfered. She was a little spare woman. My father was a large bony man; famous, in his youth, for carrying the ring at wrestling; and, in his latter years, for his perseverance at town meetings. But, notwithstanding my father's success in carrying points abroad, my mother, some how or other, contrived always to carry them at home. My father never would acknowledge this; but, when a coarse neighbour would sometimes slily hint the old adage of the gray mare being the better horse, he would say to his particular friends that he always was conqueror in his domestic warfare: but would confess that he loved quiet, and was of late tired of perpetually getting the victory. My mother joined the minis­ter; observing that Updike should have [Page 56] learning, though she worked her hands to the bone to procure it. She did not doubt, when he came to preach, he would be as much run after as the great Mr. Whit­field. I always thought, continued she, the child was a genius; and always in­tended he should go to college. The boy loves books. He has read Valentine and Orson, and Robinson Crusoe. I went, the other day, three miles to borrow Pil­grim's Progress for him. He has read it through every bit; ay, and understands it too. Why, he stuck a skewer through Apollyon's eye in the picture, to help Christian beat him. My father could not answer my mother's argument. The dicker about the oxen was renewed; and it was concluded to swop even, though my father's were much the likelier cattle, and that I should go that week and study Latin with the minister, and be fitted for college.

With him I studied four years, la­bouring incessantly at Greek and Latin: [Page 57] as to English grammar, my preceptor, knowing nothing of it himself, could com­municate nothing to me. As he was en­thusiastically attached to the Greek, and had delivered an oration in that language, at the commencement at Cambridge, when he took his first degree, by his direction, I committed to memory above four hun­dred of the most sonorous lines in Ho­mer, which I was called to repeat before a number of clergymen, who visited him at an annual convention, in our parish. These gentlemen were ever pleased to express astonishing admiration at my lite­rary acquirements. One of them prognos­ticated that I should be a general, from the fire and force, with which I recited Homer's battles of the Greeks and Tro­jans. Another augered that I should be a member of congress, and equal the Adamses in oratory, from my repeating the speech­es, at the councils of the heathen gods, with such attention to the caesura. A [Page 58] third was sure that I should become a Witherspoon in divinity, from the pathos, with which I declaimed Jupiter's speech to all the gods. In fine, these gentle­men considered the classics the source of all valuable knowledge. With them dead languages were more estimable than living; and nothing more necessary to accomplish a young man for all, that is profitable and honourable in life, than a profound knowledge of Homer. One of them gravely observed that he was sure General Washington read Greek; and that he never would have captured the Hessians at Trenton, if he had not taken his plan of operation from that of Ulysses and Diomede seizing the horses of Rhesus, as described in the tenth book of the Iliad.

Thus slattered by the learned, that I was in the high road to fame, I gulped down daily portions of Greek, while my preceptor made quarterly visits to my fa­ther's barn yard, for pay for my instruction.

[Page 59] In June, one thousand seven hundred and eighty, my father began seriously to think of sending me to college. He called upon a neighbour, to whom he had sold part of his farm, for some cash. His creditor readily paid, the whole sum due, down in paper money, and my father found, to his surprize, that the value of three acres paid him the principal and in­terest of the whole sum, for which he had sold seventy five acres of land, five years before. This was so severe a stroke of ill fortune, that it entirely frustrated the de­sign of sending me to college.

[Page 60]

CHAP. VI.

Heteroclita sunto.
LILLY'S GRAMMAR;
ARGUMENT.

This Chapter containeth an Eulogy on the Greek Tongue.

WHAT added to the misfor­tune, mentioned in the last chapter, a worthy divine, settled in Boston, passing through our town, told my father, in a private con­versation, that all the Greek I had acquir­ed, was of no other service than fitting me for college. My father was astonished. He was a plain unlettered man, of strong natural abilities. Pray, Reverend Sir, said my father, do they not learn this Greek language at college? If so, why do such wise men, as the governours of col­leges, teach boys what is entirely useless? [Page 61] I thought that the sum of all good edu­cation was, to teach youth those things, which they were to practise in after life. Learning, replied our enlightened visitor, has its fashions; and, like other fashions of this world, they pass away. When our forefathers founded the college, at Cam­bridge, critical knowledge in the mazes and subtleties of school divinity was all the mode. He that could give a new turn to an old text, or detect a mistransla­tion in the version, was more admired than the man, who invented printing, discovered the magnetic powers, or con­trived an instrument of agriculture, which should abridge the labour of the husband­man. The books of our faith, with the voluminous commentaries of the fathers, being originally written, in what are now called, the dead languages, the knowledge of those languages was then necessary, for the accomplishment of the fashionable scholar. The moderns, of New England, [Page 62] have ceased to interest themselves in the disputes, whether a civil oath may be ad­ministered to an unregenerate man; or, whether souls, existing merely in the con­templation of Deity, are capable of actual transgression. Fashion has given a new direction to the pursuits of the learned. They no longer soar into the regions of in­finite space; but endeavour, by the aid of natural and moral philosophy, to a­mend the manners and better the condi­tion of man: and the college, at Cam­bridge, may be assimilated to an old beau, with his pocket holes under his arm pits, the skirts of his coat to his ancles, and three gross of buttons on his breeches; looking with contempt on the more easy, useful garb of the present day, for deviat­ing from what was fashionable in his youth.

But, inquired my father, is there not some valuable knowledge contained in those Greek books? All that is useful in [Page 63] them, replied our visitor, is already trans­lated into English; and more of the sense and spirit may be imbibed, from trans­lations, than most scholars would be a­ble to extract, from the originals, if they even availed themselves of such an ac­quaintance with that language, as is usually acquired, at college.

Well, replied my father, do you call them dead languages. It appears to me now, that confining a lad of lively genius to the study of them, for five or six of the most precious years of his youth, is like the ingenious cruelty of those tyrants, I have heard of, who chained the living and the dead together. If Updike went to college, I should wish he would learn, not hard words, but useful things.

You spake of governours of col­leges, continued our visitor. Let me ob­serve, as an apology, for the concern they may be supposed to have, in this er­rour, that they are moral, worthy men, [Page 64] who have passed the same dull routine of education, and whose knowledge is neces­sarily confined to these defunct languages. They must teach their pupils what they know, not what they do not know. That measure, which was measured unto them, they mete out, most liberally, unto others.

Should not the legislature, as the fathers of the people, interfere, inquired my fa­ther? We will not talk politics, at this time, replied our visitor.

My father was now determined that I should not go to college. He concealed this conversation from me, and I was left to be proud of my Greek. The little ad­vantage, this deceased language has since been to me, has often caused me sorely to regret the mispense of time, in acquiring it. The French make it no part of their academical studies. Voltaire, D'Alem­bert, and Diderot, when they completed their education, were probably ignorant of the cognata tempora of a Geek verb.

[Page 65] It was resolved that I should labour on my father's farm; but alas! a taste for Greek had quite eradicated a love for la­bour. Poring so intensely on Homer and Virgil had so completely filled my brain with the heathen mythology, that I imagined a Hamadryade in every sapling, a Naiad in every puddle; and expected to hear the sobbings of the infant Fauns, as I turned the furrow. I gave Greek names to all our farming tools; and cheer­ed the cattle with hexameter verse. My father's hired men, after a tedious day's labour in the woods, inspecting our stores, for refreshment, instead of the customary bread and cheese and brandy, found Ho­mer's Iliad, Virgil Delphini and Schreve­lius's Lexicon, in the basket.

After I had worked on the farm some months, having killed a fat heifer of my father's, upon which the family depend­ed for their winter's beef, covered it with green boughs, and laid it in the shade to [Page 66] putrify, in order to raise a swarm of bees, after the manner of Virgil; which process, notwithstanding I followed closely the di­rections in the georgics, some how or other, failed, my father consented to my mother's request, that I should renew my career of learning.

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CHAP. VII.

Delightful task! to rear the tender thought,
To teach the young idea how to shoot,
To pour the fresh instruction o'er the mind,
To breathe th' enliv'ning spirit, and to fix
The gen'rous purpose in the glowing breast.
THOMSON'S SEASONS.
ARGUMENT.

The Author keepeth a country School: The Anticipations, Pleasures and Profits of a Pedagogue.

BY our minister's recommend­ation, I was engaged to keep a school, in a neighbouring town, so soon as our fall's work was over.

How my heart dilated with the pros­pect, in the tedious interval, previous to my entering upon my school. How oft­en have I stood suspended over my dung fork, and anticipated my scholars, seated [Page 68] in awful silence around me, my arm chair and birchen sceptre of authority. There was an echo in my father's sheep pasture. More than once have I repaired there a­lone, and exclaimed with a loud voice, is MASTER Updike Underhill at home? I would speak with MASTER Under­hill, for the pleasure of hearing how my title sounded. Dost thou smile, indig­nant reader, pause and recollect if these sensations have not been familiar to thee, at sometime in thy life. If thou answer­est disdainfully—no—then I aver thou hast never been a corporal in the militia, or a sophimore at college.

At times, I however entertained less pleasing, but more rational contemplations on my prospects. As I had been once unmercifully whipt, for detecting my mas­ter in a false concord, I resolved to be mild in my government, to avoid all manual cor­rection, and doubted not by these means to secure the love and respect of my pupils.

[Page 69] In the interim of school hours, and in those peaceful intervals, when my pupils were engaged in study, I hoped to indulge myself with my favourite Greek. I ex­pected to be overwhelmed with the grati­tude of their parents, for pouring the fresh instruction over the minds of their children, and teaching their young ideas how to shoot. I anticipated indepen­dence from my salary, which was to be e­qual to four dollars, hard money, per month, and my boarding; and expected to find amusement and pleasure among the circles of the young, and to derive infor­mation and delight from the classic con­verse of the minister.

In due time my ambition was gratified, and I placed at the head of a school, con­sisting of about sixty scholars. Excepting three or four overgrown boys of eighteen, the 'generality of them were under the age of seven years. Perhaps a more rag­ged, ill bred, ignorant set, never were col­lected, [Page 70] for the punishment of a poor peda­gogue. To study in school was impossi­ble. Instead of the silence I anticipated, there was an incessant clamour. Pre­dominant among the jarring sounds were, Sir, may I read? May I spell? Master, may I go out? Will master mend my pen? What with the pouting of the small children, sent to school, not to learn, but to keep them out of "harm's way," and the gruff surly complaints of the larger ones, I was nearly distracted. Homer's poluphlosboio thalasses, roaring sea, was a whisper to it. My resolution, to avoid beating of them, made me invent small punishments, which often have a salutary impression, on delicate minds; but they were insensible to shame. The putting of a paper fool's cap on one, and ordering an­other under my great chair, only excited mirth in the school; which the very de­linquents themselves often increased, by loud peals of laughter. Going, one fros­ty [Page 71] morning, into my school, I found one of the larger boys sitting by the fire in my arm chair. I gently requested him to re­move. He replied that he would, when he had warmed himself; "father finds wood, and not you." To have my throne usurped, in the face of the whole school, shook my government to the centre. I immediately snatched my two foot rule, and laid it pretty smartly across his back. He quitted the chair, muttering that he would tell father. I found his threats of more consequence than I apprehended. The same afternoon, a tall, raw boned man called me to the door; immediately col­lering me with one hand, and holding a cart whip over my head with the other; with fury in his face, he vowed he would whip the skin from my bones, if ever I struck Jotham again▪ ay, he would do it that very moment, if he was not afraid I would take the law of him. This was the only instance of the overwhelming grati­tude [Page 72] of parents I received. The next day, it was reported all over town, what a cruel man the master was. "Poor Jotham came into school, half frozen and near fainting; master had been sitting a whole hour by the warm fire; he only begged him to let him warm himself a little, when the master rose in a rage, and cut open his head with the tongs, and his life was despaired of."

Fatigued with the vexations of my school, I one evening repaired to the tav­ern, and mixed with some of the young men of the town. Their conversation I could not relish; mine they could not comprehend. The subject of race horses being introduced, I ventured to descant upon Xanthus, the immortal courser of Achilles. They had never heard of 'squire Achilles, or his horse; but they offered to bet two to one, that Bajazet, the Old Roan, or the deacon's mare, Pumpkin and Milk, would beat him, and challenged me to appoint time and place.

[Page 73] Nor was I more acceptable among the young women. Being invited to spend an evening, after a quilting, I thought this a happy opportunity to introduce Andromache, the wife of the great Hec­tor, at her loom; and Penelope, the faith­ful wife of Ulysses, weaving her seven years web. This was received with a stupid stare, until I mentioned the long time the queen of Ulysses was weaving; when a smart young woman observed, that she supposed Miss Penelope's yarn was rotted in whitening, that made her so long: and then told a tedious story of a piece of cotton and linen she had herself woven, under the same circumstances. She had no sooner finished, than, to enforce my observations, I recited above forty lines of Greek, from the Odessey, and then began a dissertation on the caesu­ra. In the midst of my harrangue, a florid faced young man, at the further end of the room, with two large promi­nent [Page 74] foreteeth, remarkably white, began to sing,

"Fire upon the mountains, run boys, run;"

And immediately the whole company rushed forward, to see who should get a chance in the reel of six.

I was about retiring, fatigued and dis­gusted, when it was hinted to me, that I might wait on Miss Mima home; but as I could recollect no word in the Greek, which would construe into bundling, or any of Homer's heroes, who got the bag, I de­clined. In the Latin, it is true, that AEne­as and Dido, in the cave, seem something like a precedent. It was reported all over the town, the next day, that master was a papish, as he had talked French two hours.

Disappointed of recreation, among the young, my next object was the minister. Here I expected pleasure and profit. He had spent many years in preaching, for the edification of private families, and was settled in the town, in a fit of enthu­siasm; [Page 75] when the people drove away a clergyman, respectable for his years and learning. This he was pleased to call an awakening. He lectured me, at the first onset, for not attending the conference and night meetings; talked much of gifts, and decried human learning, as carnal and devilish, and well he might, he certainly was under no obligations to it; for a new singing master coming into town, the young people, by their master's advice, were for introducing Dr. Watts's version of the Psalms. Although I argued with the minister an hour, he remains firmly convinced, to this day, that the version of Sternhold and Hopkins is the same in language, letter, and metre, with those Psalms King David chaunted, in the city of Jerusalem.

As for the independence I had found­ed, on my wages, it vanished, like the rest of my scholastic prospects. I had con­tracted some debts. My request for pres­ent [Page 76] payment, was received with as­tonishment. I found, I was not to expect it, until the next autumn, and then not in cash, but produce; to be­come my own collector, and pick up my dues, half a peck of corn or rye in a place.

I was almost distracted, and yearned for the expiration of my contract, when an unexpected period was put to my dis­tress. News was brought, that, by the carelessness of the boys, the school house was burnt down. The common cry now was, that I ought, in justice, to pay for it; as to my want of proper government the carelessness of the boys ought to be im­puted. The beating of Jotham was for­gotten, and a thousand stories of my want of proper spirit circulated. These reports, and even the loss of a valuable Gradus ad Parnossum, did not damp my joy. I am sometimes led to believe, that my e­mancipation from real slavery in Algiers, [Page 77] did not afford me sincerer joy, than I ex­perienced at that moment.

I returned to my father, who received me with kindness. My mother heard the story of my discomfitures with trans­port; as, she said, she had no doubt that her dream, about my falling into the hands of savages, was now out.

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CHAP. VIII.

Search then the ruling passion.
POPE.
ARGUMENT.

A sure Mode of discovering the Bent of a young Man's Genius.

I ABODE at home the remain­der of the winter. It was determined that I should pursue one of the learned professions. My father, with parental pride and partiality, conceiving my aver­sion to labour, my inattention to farming business, and the tricks I had played him, the preceding season, as the sure indica­tions of genius. He now told the story of the putrified heifer, with triumph; as he had read, in the news papers, that play­ing with paper kites was the foundation of Doctor Franklin's fame; that John Locke, who dissected the human mind, [Page 79] and discovered the circulation of the soul had, in the full exercise of his understand­ing, played at duck and drake, on the Thames, with his gold watch, while he gravely returned the pebble stone, which he held in his other hand, into his fob; and, that the learned Sir Isaac Newton made soap bladders with the funk of a to­bacco pipe, and was, ever after, so enam­oured with his sooty funk, as to make use of the delicate finger of a young lady, he courted, as a pipe stopper.

I was allowed the choice of my profes­sion, to discover the bent of my genius. By the advice of a friend, my father put into my hands, what he was told were some of the prime books, in the several sciences. In divinity, I read ten funer­al, five election, three ordination, and seventeen farewell sermons, Bunyan's Ho­ly War, the Life of Colonel Gardner, and the Religious Courtship. In law, the Statutes of New Hampshire and [Page 80] Burn's Justice abridged. In physic, Buchan's Family Physician, Culpepper's Midwifery, and Turner's Surgery. The agreeable manner in which this last au­thor relates his own wonderful cures, the lives of his patients, and his remarkable dexterity, in extracting a pound of can­dles, from the arm of a wounded soldier; the spirited horse, the neat little saddle bags, and tipped bridle, of our own doctor, determined me in favour of physic. My father did not oppose my choice. He only dryly observed, that he did not know what pretensions our family had to prac­tise physic, as he could not learn that we had ever been remarkable for killing any but Indians.

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CHAP. IX.

He, from thick films, shall purge the visual ray,
And on the sightless eye ball pour the day.
POPE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author commences the Study of Physic, with a celebrated Physician and Occu­list: A Philosophical Detail of the Ope­ration of couching for the Gutta Serena, by his Preceptor, upon a young Man, born Blind.

THE next spring, I entered upon my studies, with a physician, not more justly celebrated for his knowledge of the materia medica, than for his pecu­liar dexterity and success, in couching for the gutta serena, and restoring persons, even born blind, to sight. The account of a cure he performed, after I had been with him about a year, may not be unac­ceptable to the lovers of natural research. [Page 82] The subject was a young man, of twenty two years of age, of a sweet disposition, amiable manners, and oppulent connex­ions. He was born stone blind. His blindness was in some measure compen­sated, by the attention of his friends; and the encreased power of his other or­gans of perception. His brothers and sisters enriched his mind, by reading to him, in succession, two hours every day, from the best authors. His sense of feel­ing was astonishingly delicate, and his hearing, if possible, more acute. His senses of taste and smelling, were not so remarkable. After the customary saluta­tion, of shaking hands, with a stranger, he would know a person, by the touch of the same hand, several years after, though absent in the interim. He could read a book or news paper, newly printed, tol­erably well, by tracing, with the tip of his finger, the indents of the types. He ac­quired a knowledge of the letters of the [Page 83] alphabet early, from the prominent let­ters on the gingerbread alphabets of the baker. He was master of music, and had contrived a board, perforated with many gimblet holes; and, with the assistance of a little bag of wooden pegs, shaped at top, according to his directions, he could prick almost any tune, upon its being sung to him. When in a large company, who sat silent, he could distinguish how many persons were present, by noting, with his ear, their different manner of breathing. By the rarity or density of the air, not perceivable by those in company, he could distinguish high ground from low; and by the motion of the summer's breeze, too small to move the loftiest leaf, he would pronounce, whether he was in a wood or open country.

He was an unfeigned believer, in the sal­utary truths of christianity. He had imbib­ed its benevolent spirit. When he spoke of religion, his language was love to God, [Page 84] and good will to man. He was no zeal­ot, but, when he talked of the wonders of creation, he was animated with a glow of enthusiasm. You observed, the other day, as we were walking on this plain, my friend, addressing himself to me, as I was intimate in the family, that you knew a certain person, by his gait, when at so great a distance, that you could not dis­cern his features. From this you took oc­casion to observe, that you saw the master hand of the great Creator, in the obvious difference that was between man and man: not only the grosser difference between the Indian, the African, the Esquimeaux, and the white man; but that which dis­tinguishes and defines accurately, men of the same nation, and even children of the same parents. You observed, that as all the children of the great family of the earth, were compounded of similar members, features, and lineaments, how wonderfully it displayed the skill of the [Page 85] Almighty Artist, to model such an infinite variety of beings, and distinctly diversify them, from the same materials. You added, that the incident, you had noticed, gave fresh instance of admiration; for you was now convinced that, if even all men had been formed of so near resemblance, as not to be discerned from each other, when at rest; yet, when in motion, from their gait, air, and manner, they might readily be distinguished. While you spoke, I could perceive, that you pitied me, as being blind to a wonderful opera­tion of creative power. I too, in my turn, could triumph. Blind as I am, I have discovered a still minuter, but as certain a distinction, between the children of men, which has escaped the touch of your eyes. Bring me five men, perfect strangers to me; pair the nails of the same finger, so as to be even with the fingers' ends, let me touch, with the tip of my finger, the nails thus prepared. Tell me each person's [Page 86] name, as he passes in contact before me, bring the same persons to me one month afterwards, with their nails paired, in the same manner, and I will call every one by his right name. For, be assured, my friend, that artist, who has denied to me that thing called light, hath opened the eyes of my mind, to know that there is not a greater difference between the African and the European, than what I could dis­cover, between the finger nails of all the men of this world. This experiment he afterwards tried, with uniform success. It was amusing, in a gayer hour, to hear him argue the superiority of the touch to the sight. Certainly, the feeling is a no­bler sense, than that you call sight. I in­fer it from the care nature has taken of the former, and her disregard to the latter. The eyes are comparatively poor, puny, weak organs. A small blow, a mote, or a straw may reduce those, who see with them, to a situation as pitiable as mine; while [Page 87] feeling is diffused over the whole body. Cut off my arm, and a sense of feeling re­mains. Completely dismember me, and, while I live, I possess it. It is coexistent with life itself.

The senses of smelling and taste are but modifications of this noble sense, distin­guished, through the inaccuracy of men, by other names. The flavour of the most delicious morsel is felt by the tongue; and, when we smell the aromatic, it is the effluvia of the rose, which comes in contact with the olfactory nerves. You, that en­joy sight, inadvertently confess its inferi­ority. My brother, honing his penknife, the other day, passed it over his thumb nail, to discover if the edge was smooth. I heard him, and inquired, why he did not touch it with his eyes, as he did other objects. He confessed that he could not discover the gaps, by the sight. Here, the superiority of the most inaccurate seat of the feeling, was manifest. To conclude, [Page 88] he would archly add: in marriage, the most important concern in life, how many miserable, of both sexes, are left to deplore, in tears, their dependence on this treach­erous thing, called sight. From this dan­ger, I am happily secured, continued he, smiling and pressing the hand of his cou­sin, who sat beside him; a beautiful blooming young woman, of eighteen, who had been bred with him, from child­hood, and whose affection for him, was such that she was willing, notwithstanding his blindness, to take him as a partner for life. They expected shortly to be married. Notwithstanding his accuracy and verac­ity upon subjects, he could comprehend; there were many, on which he was misera­bly confused. He called sight the touch of the eyes. He had no adequate idea of colours. White, he supposed, was like the feeling of down; and scarlet he resembled to the sound of martial music. By passing his hands over the porcelain, earthern, or [Page 89] plaister of Paris images, he could readily conceive of their being representations of men or animals. But he could have no idea of pictures. I presented him a large picture of his grand father, painted with oil colours on canvass; told him whose resemblance it was. He passed his hand over the smooth surface and mused. He repeated this; exclaimed it was wonder­ful; looked melancholy; but never asked for the picture again.

Upon this young man, my preceptor operated successfully. I was present during the whole process, though few were admitted. Upon the introduction of the couching instruments, and the re­moval of the film from the retina, he ap­peared confused. When the operation was completed, and he was permitted to look a­round him, he was violently agitated. The irritability of the ophthalmic muscles faint­ly expressed the perturbation of his mind. After two and twenty years of total dark­ness, [Page 90] to be thus awakened to a new world of sensation and light; to have such a flood of day poured on his benighted eye ball, overwhelmed him. The infant sight was too weak, for the shock, and he fainted. The doctor immediately intercepted the light with the proper bandages, and, by the application of volatiles, he was reviv­ed. The next day, the dressings were removed. He had fortified his mind, and was more calm. At first, he appear­ed to have lost more than he had gained, by being restored to vision. When blind, he could walk tolerably well, in places familiar to him. From sight, he collected no ideas of distance. Green was a colour peculiarly agreeable to the new born sight. Being led to the window, he was charm­ed with a tree in full verdure, and extended his arms to touch it, though at ten rods dis­tance. To distinguish objects within reach, he would close his eyes, feel of them with his hands, and then look earnestly upon them.

[Page 91] According to a preconcerted plan, the third day, his bandages were removed, in the presence of his parents, brothers, sisters, friends, and of the amiable, lovely girl, to whom he was shortly to be mar­ried. By his request, a profound silence was to be observed, while he endeavour­ed to discover the person of her, who was the object of his dearest affection. It was an interesting scene. The company obeyed his injunction. Not a finger mov­ed, or a breath aspirated. The bandage was then removed; and, when he had re­covered from the confusion of the instant effusion of light, he passed his eye hasti­ly over the whole group. His sensa­tions were novel and interesting. It was a moment of importance. For aught he knew, he might find the bosom part­ner of his future life, the twin soul of his affection, in the fat scullion wench, of his father's kitchen; or in the person of the toothless, palsied, decriped [Page 92] nurse, who held the bason of gruel at his elbow.

In passing his eye a second time over the circle, his attention was arrested, by his beloved cousin. The agitations of her love­ly features, and the evanescent blush on her cheek, would have at once betrayed her, to a more experienced eye. He pas­sed his eye to the next person, and imme­diately returned it to her. It was a mo­ment big with expectation. Many a finger was raised to the lips of the spectators, and many a look, expressive of the silence she should preserve, was cast towards her. But the conflict was too violent for her delicate frame. He looked more intense­ly; she burst into tears, and spoke. At the well known voice he closed his eyes, rushed towards her, and clasped her in his arms. I envied them their feelings; but I thought then, and do now, that the sensations of my preceptor, the skilful hu­mane operator, were more enviable. The [Page 93] man who could restore life and usefulness, to the darling of his friends, and scatter light in the paths of an amiable young pair, must have known a joy never surpas­sed; except, with reverence be it spoken, by the satisfaction of our benevolent Sa­viour, when, by his miraculous power, he opened the eyes of the actually blind, made the dumb to sing, and the lame and impotent leap for joy.

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CHAP. X.

Was Milton blind, who pierc'd the gloom profound
Of lowest Hades, thro' seven fold night
Of shade, with shade compact, saw the arch fiend
From murky caves, and fathomless abyss,
Collect in close divan, his fierce compeers:
Or, with the mental eye, thro' awful clouds,
And darkness thick, unveil'd the throne of him,
Whose vengeful thunder smote the rebel fiend?
Was Sanderson, who to the seeing crowd
Of wond'ring pupils taught, sightless himself,
The wond'rous structure of the human eye?
AUTHOR's Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

Anecdotes of the celebrated Doctor Moyes.

MENTIONING the subject of the last chapter, to the celebrated Doc­tor Moyes, who, though blind, delivered a lecture upon optics, and delineated the properties of light and shade, to the Bosto­nians, [Page 95] in the year one thousand seven hun­dred and eighty five; he exhibited a more astonishing illustration of the power of the touch. A highly polished plane of steel was presented to him, with a stroke of an etching tool, so minutely engraved upon it, that it was invisible to the naked eye, and only discoverable with a powerful magnifying glass; with his fingers he dis­covered the extent, and measured the length of the line.

This gentleman lost his sight, at three years of age. He informed me, that be­ing overturned, in a stage coach, one dark rainy evening, in England, when the carriage, and four horses, were thrown in­to a ditch, the passengers and driver, with two eyes a piece, were obliged to apply to him, who had none, for assistance, in extricating the horses. As for me, said he, after I had recovered from the aston­ishment of the fall, and discovered that I had escaped unhurt, I was quite at home [Page 96] in the dark ditch. The inversion of the order of things was amusing. I, that was obliged to be led like a child, in the glar­ing sun, was now directing eight persons, to pull here, and haul there, with all the dexterity and activity of a man of war's boatswain.

[Page 97]

CHAP. XI.

None are so surely caught, when they are catch'd,
As Wit turn'd Fool: Folly, in Wisdom hatch'd,
Hath Wisdom's warrant, and the help of school;
And Wit's own grace, to grace a learned Fool.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author spouteth Greek, in a Sea Port: Its Reception among the Polite: He at­tempteth an Ode, in the Stile of the An­cients.

I PASSED my time very a­greeably, with my preceptor; though I could not help being astonished, that a man of his acknowledged learning, should not, sometimes, quote Greek. Of my acquirements, in that language, I was still proud. I attributed the indifference, with which it was received in the town, where I had kept school, to the rusticity [Page 98] and ignorance of the people. As I now moved in the circles of polished life, I ventured, sometimes, when the young ladies had such monstrous colds, as that they could not, by the earnest per­suasions of the company, be prevailed on to sing; when it had been frequently ob­served, that it was quaker meeting, to spout a few lines from the Iliad. It is true, they did not interrupt me with,

"Fire upon the mountains, run boys, run;"

But the most sonorous lines of the di­vine blind bard were received with cold approbation of politeness. One young lady, alone, seemed pleased. She would frequently ask me, to repeat those lines of Wabash poetry. Though once, in the sublime passage of the hero Ulysses, hanging fifty young maidens, with his own hands, in the Odyssey, I heard the term, pedant, pronounced with peculiar emphasis, by a beau, at my back. If I had taken the hint, and passed my Greek [Page 99] upon my companions, for Indian, they would have heard me with rapture. I have since known that worthy, indefatiga­ble missionary to the Indians, the Rever­end Mr. K—, and the modern Elliot, entertain the same companies, for whole evenings, with speeches in the aboriginal of America, as unintelligible to them, as my insulted Greek.

I was so pleased with the young lady, who approved the Greek heroics, that I determined to make my first essay, in me­tre, in an ode, addressed to her, by name. I accordingly mustered all the high sound­ing epithets of the immortal Grecian bard, and scattered them with profusion, through my ode. I praised her golden locks, and assimilated her to the ox eyed Juno; sent her a correct copy, and dispersed a num­ber of others, among her friends. I af­terwards found, that what I intended as the sublimest panegyric, was received as cutting insult. The golden tresses, and [Page 100] the ox eyed epithet, the most favourite passages, in my poem, were very unfortu­nate; as the young lady was remarkable, for very prominent eyes, which resem­bled what, in horses, are called wall eyes. Her hair was, what is vulgarly called, car­roty. Its unfashionable colour she en­deavoured, in vain, to conceal, by the dai­ly use of a leaden comb.

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CHAP. XII.

Honour's a sacred tie, the law of kings,
The noble mind's distinguished perfection,
Which aids and strengthens virtue, where it meets her,
And imitates her actions, where she's not.
ADDISON.
ARGUMENT.

The Author in imminent Danger of his Life in a Duel.

THE very next morning, after I had presented my ode, and before I had heard of its reception, a young gentle­man, very genteelly dressed, entered our drug room, where I was compounding a cathartic, with my spatula; and, with a very stately air, inquired for Mr. Updike Underhill. Upon being informed that I was the person, with two of the most pro­found bows, I had ever seen, he advanced [Page 102] towards me, and with slow and solemn em­phasis, said, then sir, I have the honour to present you with a billet, from my friend, Mr. Jasper T—. Two more bows, as stately and low as the former. I took the letter, which was as big as a government­al packet; and, in the midst of a large folio sheet, read the following letter, from Mr. Jasper T—, a professed admirer of the young lady, to whom I had ad­dressed my ode, after the manner of the Greeks.

DEAR SIR,

Them there very extraordinary pare of varses, you did yourself the onner to address to a young lada of my partec­ling acquaintance calls loudly for expli­nation. I shall be happy to do myself the onner of wasting a few charges of powder with you on the morro morning precisely at one half hour before sun rose at the lower end of [...] wharff.

[Page 103] Dear Sir, I am with grate parsonal es­teem your sincere friend, ardent admirer well wisher and umble servant to com­mand,

JASPER T—.

Please to be punctual to the hour sec­onds if you incline.

Though I was engaged to watch that night, with one of my preceptor's custom­ers; yet, as Mr. Jasper T—, seemed so friendly and civil, I could not find it in my heart, to refuse him, and replied that I would, with pleasure, wait upon the gentleman. Sir, resumed the bearer, you are a man of honour, every inch of you, and I am your most obedient, most obsequious, and most humble servant: and then, making two profound bows, in the shop, and one more at the door, he re­tired. He was no sooner departed, than I sat down, to reperuse this elegant and [Page 104] very extraordinary billet. I had no par­ticular acquaintance with Mr. Jasper T—, and why he should write to me, at all, puzzled me. The first part of the letter, I doubted not, contained an appro­bation of my ode, and a request to be in­dulged with an explanation of some of its peculiar beauties. I began to recollect illustrations and parodies, from some fa­vourite passages in the Iliad. But, what we were to do, in wasting a few charges of powder, was utterly inexplicable. At one time, indeed, I thought it an invitation to shoot partridges, and bethought myself of scouring a long barrelled gun, which had descended as an heir loom in our family; and had, perhaps, killed Indians, on Long Island, in the hands of my brave ancestor, Captain John Underhill. Then again, I reflected, that the lower end of a wharf, in a populous town, was not the most probable place, to spring a covey of partridges. But what puzzled me most, [Page 105] was his punctual attention to hours, and e­ven seconds. My doubts were all clear­ed, by the entrance of a fellow student, to whom I communicated the letter. He was born in Carolina, and understood the whole business. It is a challenge, said he. A challenge! exclaimed I. For what? Why only, repeated he cooly, to fight a duel, with Mr. Jasper T—, with sword and pistol. Pho! replied I, you banter. Do look at the conclusion of the letter. Will you make me believe that any man, in his senses, would conclude, with all these expressions of esteem and friendship, an invitation to give him an opportunity of cutting my throat, or blowing by brains out? You have been bred in yankee land, replied my fellow student. Men of hon­our are above the common rules of pro­priety and common sense. This letter, which is a challenge, bating some little inaccuracies of grammar and spelling, in substance, I assure you, would not dis­grace [Page 106] grace a man of the highest honour; and, if Mr. Jasper T—acts as much the man of honour, on the wharf, as he has on paper, he will preserve the same stile of good breeding and politeness there al­so. While, with one hand, he, with a deadly longe, passes his sword through your lungs, he will take his hat off, with the other, and bow gracefully to your corps. Lord deliver me from such po­liteness, exclaimed I. It seems to me, by your account of things, that the principal difference between a man of honour, and a vulgar murderer, is that the latter will kill you in a rage, while the former will write you complaisant letters, and smile in your face, and bow gracefully, while he cuts your throat. Honour, or no hon­our, I am plaguy sorry I accepted his in­vitation. Come, continued my fellow student, you consider this little affair too seriously. I must indoctrinate you. There is no more danger, in these town [Page 107] duels, than in pounding our great mor­tar. Why, I fought three duels myself in Carolina, before I was seventeen years old; and one was for an affront offered to the negro wench, who suckled me: and I declare I had rather fight ten more, than pass once, in a stage waggon, over Horse Neck. I see your antagonist has offered you to bring a second. I will go with you. When you arrive on the ground, we seconds shall mark out your position, to stand in, and to be sure, as in case of blood shed, we shall come into difficulty, we shall place you at a pretty respectable distance. You will then turn a copper for the first fire; but I should advise you to grant it to him. This will give him a vast idea of your firmness, and contempt of danger. Your antagonist, with banish­ment from his country, and the gallows staring him in the face, will be sure not to hit you, on his own account. The ball will pass, at least, ten rods over your head. [Page 108] You must then discharge your pistol, in the air, and offer him to fire again; as, in the language of the duellist, you will have given him his life, so it will be high­ly inconsistent, in him, to again attempt yours. We seconds shall immediately interfere, and pronounce you both men of honour. The matter in controversy will be passed over. You will shake hands, commence warm friends, and the ladies will adore you. Oh! Updike, you are a lucky fellow. I cannot think, said I, why Mr. Jasper T—, should have such bloody designs against me. I never intended to affront the young lady. Lisp not a word of that, replied my instruct­er, as you value your reputation on 'change. When he has fired over your head, you may confess what you please, with honour; but however inoffensive you may have been, if you make such a confession before, you are a man of no honour. You will be posted, in the coffee [Page 109] house, for a coward. Notwithstanding the comfortable address of my friend, the thoughts of a premature death, or being crippled for life, distressed me. Nor was the fear of killing my antagonist, and of what my poor parents would suffer, from my being exposed to infamous punish­ment, less alarming. I passed some hours of dreadful anxiety; when I was relieved from my distress, in a way I little appre­hended. My challenger, who had lived some years in town, as a merchant's clerk, viewing me as a raw lad, from the coun­try, that would never dare accept his challenge, when this messenger returned, was petrified with astonishment. When assured that I had accepted his challenge, as a man of courage and honour, his heart died within him. His friend had no sooner gone to prepare the pistols, than by communicating the business, as a great secret, to two or three female friends, the intended duel was noised about town. [Page 110] The justices, selectmen, and grand jurors, convened. Warrants were issued, and constables dispatched into all quarters. I was apprehended, in the sick man's chamber, where I was watching, by the high sheriff, two deputies, three constables, and eleven stout assistants; carried, in the dead of the night, before the magistrates, where I met my antagonist, guarded by a platoon of the militia, with a colonel at their head. We were directed to shake hands, make friends, and pronounce, on our honours, that we would drop an affair, which we had, neither of us, any heart to pursue. My acceptance of the challenge, however unintentional, established my reputation, among the bucks and belles. The former pronounced me a man of spunk and spirit; and the latter were proud of my arm in an evening rural walk on the paved street. None dared to call me pedant; and, I verily believe that, if I had spouted a whole Iliad, in the ball [Page 111] room, no one would have ventured to in­terrupt me: for I had proved myself a MAN OF HONOUR.

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CHAP. XIII.

The flower of learning, and the bloom of wit.
YOUNG.
ARGUMENT.

The Author is happy, in the Acquaintance of a Learned Lady.

IN the circle of my acquaint­ance, there was a young lady, of not the most promising person, and, of rather a vinegar aspect, who was just approxi­mating towards thirty years of age. Though, by avoiding married parties, mingling with very young company, dress­ing airily; shivering in lawn and sarce­net, at meeting, in December; affecting a girlish lisp, blush, and giggle, she was still endeavouring to ward off that invidious appellation of old maid. Upon good grounds, I am led to believe, that the charity of the tea table had added to her [Page 113] years; because, from a long acquaintance with her, I could never induce her to re­member any event, however trivial, which happened before Lexington battle. The girls, of my age, respected me, as a man of spirit; but I was more fond of being es­teemed, as a man of learning. This young lady loved literature, and lamented to me her ignorance of the Greek. I gave her a decided preference to her rivals. She borrowed books of me, and read them with astonishing rapidity. From my own little library, and from those of my friends, I procured above sixty vol­umes for her; among which were Locke on Human Understanding, Stackhouse's Body of Divinity, and Glass's works, not on cookery, but the benignant works of John Glass, the father of Sandiman, and the Sandimanians; in which collection I did not however omit Pope's Homer, and Dryden's Virgil: and, to my astonish­ment, though I knew that her afternoons [Page 114] were devoted to the structure of caps and bonnets, she perused those sixty volumes completely, and returned them to me, in less than a month. There was one thing peculiarly pleasing to me, as a man of let­ters; that she never made dog leaves, or soiled the books; a slovenly practice, of which even great scholars are some times guilty. I would, at times, endeavour to draw her into a conversation, upon the author she had recently perused. She would blush, look down, and say that it did not become a young girl, like her, to talk upon such subjects, with a gentle­man of my sense. The compliment it contained ever rendered the apology irresistable. One day, she asked me to lend her a dictionary. I immediately pro­cured for her the great Doctor Johnson's, in two volumes folio. About three days afterwards, she offered to return them. Knowing that a dictionary was a work, to which reference was often necessary▪ [Page 115] and, thinking it might be of some service to every lady of her learning, I pressed her to keep it longer. When she replied, with the prettiest lisp imaginable, that they were indeed very pretty story books; but, since I had lent them to her, she had read them all through twice; and then inquired, with the same gentle lisp, if I could not lend her a book, called Rolling Belly Lettres. I was in abso­lute astonishment. Virgil's traveller, treading on the snake in the grass, was comparatively in perfect composure. I took a folio under each arm, and skipped out of the house, as lightly as if I had had nothing heavier, than a late antifeder­al election sermon to carry. This learned young lady was amazingly affronted, at my abrupt departure; but, when the cause of it was explained to her, some months after, she endeavoured to per­suade a journeyman tailor, who courted her niece, to challenge me to fight a [Page 116] duel, who actually penned a challenge, upon one of his master's pasteboard pat­terns; and, I verily believe, would have sent it, by his second, if he had not been informed, that my character was estab­lished, as a man of honour.

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CHAP. XIV.

A Babylonish dialect,
Which learned pedants much affect.
HUDIBRAS.
ARGUMENT.

The Author quitteth the Study of Gallamry, for that of Physic: He eulogiseth the Greek Tongue, and complimenteth the Professors of Cambridge, Yale, and Dart­mouth; and giveth a gentle Hint to care­less Readers.

DISGUSTED with the friv­olity of the young, and the deceit of the antiquated, I now applied myself sedu­lously to my studies. Cullen, Munroe, Boerhaave, and Hunter, were my con­stant companions. As I progressed in val­uable science, my admiration of the Greek declined. I now found, that Machaon and Podalirious, the surgeons of Homer, were mere quacks; ignorant of even the applica­tion [Page 118] of plaisters, or the eighteen tailed bandage: and, in botany, inferiour to the Indian Powwows; and that the green ointment, of my learned friend, Doctor Kitteridge, would have immortalized a bone setter, in the Grecian era, and trans­lated him, with Esculapius, to a seat a­mong the gods. In justice to that ven­erable language, and to the learned pro­fessors of Cambridge, Yale, and Dart­mouth, I will candidly confess, that my knowledge of it, was now, in the first year of my apprenticeship, of some service to me, in now and then finding the root of the labels cyphered on our gallipots. I shall mention a little incident, which hap­pened about this time, as it contains a lesson, valuable to the reader, if he has penetra­tion enough to discover it, and candour e­nough to apply it to himself. Though I applied myself clossely to my books; yet, as hours of relaxation were recommended, by my preceptor, I sometimes indulged [Page 119] in the dance, and in sleighing rides. The latter being proposed, at a time when I was without the means of paying my club, I had retired, with discontent, to my chamber; where I accidentally cast my eyes upon a little old fashioned duodeci­mo bible, with silver clasps, in the corner of my trunk, a present from my mother, at parting; who had recommended the frequent perusal of it, as my guide in difficulty, and consolation in distress. Young people, in perplexity, always think of home. The bible reproached me. To remove the uneasy sensation, and for the want of something more agreeable to do, I took up the neglected book. No sooner had I unclasped it, than a guinea dropt from the leaves, which had been deposit­ed there, by the generous care of my af­fectionate mother; and, by my inexcusa­ble inattention, had lain there undiscover­ed, for more than two years. I hastily snatched the brilliant prize, joined my [Page 120] young companions, and resolved that, in gratitude, I would read a chapter in the bible, every remaining day of my life. This resolution I then persevered in, a whole fortnight. As I am on this subject, I will observe, though no zealot, I have since, in the hours of misery and poverty, with which the reader shall be acquainted, in the sequel, drawn treasures of support and consolation, from that blest book, more precious than the gems of Golcon­da, or the gold of Ophir.

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CHAP. XV.

Well skill'd
In every virtuous plant and healing herb,
That spreads her verdant leaf to th' morning ray.
MILTON'S COMUS.
ARGUMENT.

The Author panegyrizes his Preceptor.

IN June, one thousand seven hundred and eighty five, I completed my studies. My enlightened, gener­ous preceptor, presented me with a Dispensatory, Cullen's First Lines, and an elegant shaped case of pock­et surgical instruments. As it is possible that some friend of his may peruse this work, suffer me to pay him a little tribute of gratitude. He was an unaffected gentleman, and a man of liberal science. In him were united, [Page 122] the acute chymist, the accurate botan­ist, the skilful operator, and profound physician. He possessed all the essence, without the parade of learning. In the most simple language, he would trace the latent disease, to its diagnos­tic; and, from his lips, subjects the most abstruse, were rendered familiar to the unlettered man. Excepting when he was with his pupils, or men of sci­ence, I never heard him use a technical term. He observed once, that the bold truths of Paracelsus delighted him; but, it partook so much of the speech of our country practitioners, that he was disgusted with the pomposity of Theophrastus Bombastus. He was both an instructor and parent to his pupils. An instructor in all the depth of sci­ence he possessed, and a tender parent in directing them, in the paths of vir­tue and usefulness. May he long live, to bless his country with the healing [Page 123] art; and, may he be hereafter blest himself, in that world, which will open new sources of intelligence, to his in­quiring mind.

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CHAP. XVI.

The lady Baussiere rode on.
TRISTRAM SHANDY.
ARGUMENT.

Doctor Underhill visiteth Boston, and mak­eth no Remarks.

HAVING collected some small dues for professional services, rendered cer­tain merchants and lawyers' clerks, I con­cluded to make a short tour, to Boston, for the purpose of purchasing a few med­ical authors and drugs. I carried letters of introduction, from my preceptor, to the late Dr. Joseph Gardner, and other gentlemen of the faculty. The wit and wine of this worthy man still relish on recollection. The remarks I made upon this hospitable, busy, national, town born people; my observations upon their man­ners, habits, local virtues, customs, and [Page 125] prejudices; the elocution of their prin­cipal clergymen; with anecdotes of pub­lick characters, I deal not in private foi­bles; and a comparitive view of their manners, at the beginning, and near the close of the eighteenth century, are pro­nounced, by the partiality of some friends, to be original, and to those who know the town, highly interesting. If this home­spun history of private life, shall be ap­proved, these remarks will be published by themselves in a future edition of this work. I quitted Boston, with great re­luctance, having seventeen invitations to dinner, besides tea parties, on my hands.

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CHAP. XVII.

A hornet's sting,
And all the wonders of an insect's wing.
MRS. BARBAULD.
ARGUMENT.

The Author Inspects the Museum at Har­vard College: Account of the Wonder­ful Curiosities, Natural and Artificial, he saw there.

ON my return, I passed through Cambridge; and, by the peculiar polite­ness and urbanity of the then librarian, I inspected the college museum. Here, to my surprise, I found the curiosities of all countries, but our own. When I inquired for the natural curiosities of New England, with specimens of the rude arts, arms, and antiquities of the original possessors of our soil, I was shewn, for the former, an overgrown gourd shell, [Page 127] which held, I do not recollect how many gallons; some of the shavings of the can­non, cast under the inspection of Colonel M—; a stuffed wild duck, and the cu­rious fungus of a turnip: and, for the latter, a miniature birch canoe, contain­ing two or three rag aboriginals with paddles, cut from a shingle. This last article, I confess, would not disgrace the baby house of a child, if he was not a­bove seven years of age. To be more serious, I felt then for the reputation of the first seminary of our land. Suppose a Raynal or Buffon should visit us; re­pair to the museum of the university, eagerly inquiring after the natural produc­tions and original antiquities of our coun­try, what must be the sensations of the respectable rulers of the college, to be obliged to produce, to them, these wretch­ed, bauble specimens.

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CHAP. XVIII.

Asclepiades boasted that he had articled with for­tune, not to be a physician.
RABELAIS.
ARGUMENT.

The Author mounteth his Nag, and setteth out, full Speed, to seek Practice, Fame, and Fortune, as a Country Practitioner.

IN the autumn of one thousand seven hundred and eighty five, I returned to my parents, who received me with rapture. My father had reared, for me, a likely pie bald mare. Our saddler e­quipped me with horse furniture, not for­getting the little saddle bags, which I rich­ly replenished with drugs, purchased at Boston. With a few books, and my sur­geon's instruments, in my portmanteau, and a few dollars in my pocket, I sat out, [Page 129] with a light heart, to seek practice, fame, and fortune, as a country practitioner.

My primary object was to obtain a place of settlement. This I imagined an easy task, from my own acquirements, and the celebrity of my preceptor. My first stop was at a new township, though tolerably well stocked with a hardy labo­rious set of inhabitants. Five physi­cians of eminence had, within a few years, attempted a settlement in this place. The first fell a sacrifice to strong liquor; the second put his trust in horses, and was ruined, by the loss of a valuable sire; the third quarrelled with the midwife, and was obliged to remove; the fourth hav­ing prescribed, rather unluckily, for a young woman of his acquaintance, griev­ously afflicted with a tympany, went to the Ohio; and the last, being a prudent man, who sold his books and instruments for wild land, and raised his own crop of medicine, was actually in the way of [Page 130] making a great fortune; as, in only ten years practice, he left, at his decease, an estate, both real and personal, which was appraised at one hundred pounds, law­ful money. This account was not likely to engage the attention of a young man, upon whose education twice the sum had been expended.

In the next town, I was assured I might do well, as a physician, if I would keep a grog shop, or let myself, as a labourer, in the hay season, and keep a school in the winter. The first part of the proposi­tion, I heard with patience; but, at the bare mention of a school, I fled the town abruptly. In the neighbouring town, they did not want a physician, as an ex­perienced itinerant doctor visited the place, every March, when the people had most leisure to be sick and take physic. He practised with great success, especially in slow consumptions, charged very low, and took his pay in any thing and every [Page 131] thing. Besides, he carried a mould with him, to run pewter spoons, and was e­qually good at mending a kettle and a constitution.

[Page 132]

CHAP. XIX.

Here phials, in nice discipline are set,
There gallipots are rang'd in alphabet.
In this place, magazines of pills you spy;
In that, like forage, herbs in bundles lie;
While lifted pestles, brandish'd in the air,
Descend in peals, and civil wars declare.
GARTH.
ARGUMENT.

The Author encountereth Folly, Ignorance, Impudence, Imbecility, and Quacks: The Characters of a Learned, a Cheap, a Safe, and a Musical Doctor.

AT length, I fixed my resi­dence in a town, where four physicians were already in full practice, of such con­trariety in theory, that I never knew any two of them agree in any practice, but in abusing me, and decrying my skill. It was however four months before I had [Page 133] any practice, except the extracting of a tooth, from a corn fed girl, who spun at my lodgings, who used to look wistfully at me, and ask, if the doctorer did not think the tooth ache a sign of love? and say she felt dreadfully all over; and the application of a young virgin, in the neigh­bourhood, who wished to be favoured with a private lecture upon the virtues of the savin bush. I verily believe I might have remained there to this day unemployed, if my landlord, a tavern keeper, finding my payment for board rather tardy, had not, by sometimes send­ing his boy, in a violent haste, to call me out of meeting, and always vowing I was cute at the trade, at length drawn the at­tention of the people towards me.

I had now some opportunity of in­creasing my information, by inspecting the practice of my seniors. The principal physician had been regularly educated. As I had been likewise, he affected to pay [Page 134] me some attention, on purpose to mortify those three quacks, who, he said, had picked up their knowledge, as they did their medicine, by the way side. He was a very formal man, in manners and prac­tice. He viewed fresh air highly noxious, in all diseases. I once visited a patient of his, in dog days, whose parched tongue and acrid skin denoted a violent fever. I was almost suffocated, upon entering the room. The windows were closed, and the cracks stuffed with tow; the curtains were drawn close round the patient's bed, which was covered with a rug, and three comfortable blankets; a large fire was made in the room; the door lifted, and the key hole stopped; while the Doc­tor gravely administered irritating stim­ulants to allay the fever. He car­ried a favourite practical author, in his bags, and after finding the patient's case, in the index, pulled out a pair of money scales, and, with the utmost nicety, [Page 135] weighed off the prescribed dose, to the decimal of a drachm. He told me, as a great secret, that about thirteen years and one day past, he had nearly destroyed a patient, by administering half a drachm of pill cochia more than was prescribed in the books. He was called the learned doctor.

The practice of the second town phy­sician was directly opposite. He pre­scribed large doses of the most powerful drugs. If he had been inclined to weigh his medicine, I believe it would have been with gross weight, rather than troy. He was an untaught disciple of the Eng­lish Ratcliffe, careless, daring, and often successful. He was admirable in ner­vous cases, rose cancers, and white swell­ings. Upon the first symptoms of these stubborn disorders, he would drive them, and the subjects of them, to a state of qui­escence. He was called the cheap doctor; because he always speedily cured or—killed.

[Page 136] The third physician dealt altogether in simples. The only compound he ever gave, or took, was buttered flip, for a cough. It was said, that, if he did no good, he never did any harm. He was called the safe doctor.

The fourth physician was not celebrat­ed for being learned, safe, or cheap; but he had more practice than all the other three together, for he was a musical* man, and well gifted in prayer.

[Page 137]

CHAP. XX.

Around bright trophies lay,
Probes, saws, incision knives, and tools to slay.
GARTH.
ARGUMENT.

Sketch of an Hereditary Doctor, and a Lit­erary Quack: Critical Operation in Sur­gery.

THERE was another gentle­man in town, who had some pretensions to the character of a physician: even the same pretensions with the crowned heads of Europe, to their wisdom, power, and greatness. He derived it from his birth; for he was the seventh son of a seventh son, and his mother was a doctress. He did not indeed bear the name or rank, but I remember him with the learned; as he was sometimes called to visit a pa­tient, at that critical, interesting period, [Page 138] when the other physicians had given him over; but his ordinary practice lay whol­ly among sheep, horses, and cattle. He also could boast of astonishing success, and was as proud and opinionated as the best of them; and, for aught I know, it was as instructive to hear him talk of his ring­bones, wind galls, and spavins, as to hear our first physician descant upon his paroxysms and peripneumony.

Being sent for, one day, to attend a man whose leg was said to be broken, by a fall from a frame at a raising, I found, upon my arrival at the patient's, that a brother of the faculty, from the vicinity, had ar­rived before me, and completed the ope­ration. He was celebrated for his skill in desperate cases; and universally allowed to be a man of learning. He had prescribed a gill of burnt brandy, with a pepper pod in it, to keep up the patient's spirits, un­der the operation, and took another him­self, to keep his hand steady. He splin­tered [Page 139] the fractured limb, with the bone of two pair of old fashioned stays, he had caused to be ript to pieces and bound round the leg, with all the garters in the neighbourhood. He bowed gracefully, as I entered, and regretted extremely that he had not my assistance in setting the bones; and with a loud voice, and the most un­paralleled assurance, began to lay the case before me, and amplify the operation he had performed. Sir, said he, when I came to view the patient, I had little hopes of saving his life. I found the two lesser bones of the leg, the musa and the tristis shivered into a thousand splinters. While the larger bone, the ambobus, had happi­ly escaped unhurt. Perceiving I could scarce refrain from laughing, and was a­bout to speak; sir, said he, winking upon me, I perceive you are one of us men of science, and I wish you to suspend your opinion, until a private consultation; left our conversation may alarm the patient [Page 140] too much, for you know, as the learned Galen observes,

Omne quod exit in Hum, seu Graecum, five Latinum
Esse genus neutrum, sic invariabile nomen.

By the way, mind, these learned languages are apt to make the professors of them ve­ry thirsty. While the toddy was making, he proceeded. When I pondered this per­ilous, piteous, pertinacious, pestiferous, petrifying case, I immediately thought of the directions of the learned doctors Hu­dibras and Mc'Fingal, not forgetting, as the wound was on the leg, the great Crookshank's church history. When we had drunk our liquor, of which he took four fifths, by his direction a new mug was made a little stronger, and we retired to our consultation.

I am much obliged to you, said he, for not discovering my ignorance, to these people; though, it is ten to one, if I had not rather convinced the blockheads of [Page 141] yours, if you had attempted it. A regu­lar bred physician, sometime since, at­tempted this. He declared over the sick man's bed, that I was ignorant, and pre­suming. I replied that he was a quack; and offered to leave our pretensions to knowl­edge, to the company, which consisted of a midwife, two experienced nurses, and some others, not so eminent for learning. He quoted Cullen and Chesselden; and I Tully and Virgil. Until at length, when I had nearly exhausted my stock of cant phrases, and he was gaining the atten­tion of our judges, I luckily bethought me of Lilly's Grammar. I began Propria quae maribus; and before I had got twenty lines, the opinion of the audience was ap­parently in my favour. They judged naturally enough, that I was the most learned man, because the most unintelligi­ble. This raised the doctor's ire so much that from disputing me, he began to be­rate them for a parcel of fools, sots, and [Page 142] old women, to put their lives in the hands of such an ignoramus as me. This quick­ly decided the contest in my favour. The old nurses raised their voices, the mid­wife her broom stick, and the whole train of mob caped judges, their skinny fists, and we drove him out of the house in triumph. Our victory was so com­plete, that, in the military stile, we did not allow him to remain on the field to bury his dead.

But it is time to tell you who I am. Sir, I drink your health. In brief, sir, I am the son of a respectable clergyman, received a college education, entered into merchandize, failed, and, by a train of misfortunes, was obliged to commence doctor, for sustenance. I settled myself in this back country. At first I was ap­plied to chiefly, in desperate cases; where no reputation is lost, if the patient dies, and much gained, if he recovers. I have performed some surprising cures; but [Page 143] how I cannot tell you, except it was by allowing my patients small beer, or any thing else they hankered after, which I have heard was sometimes efficacious, in the crisis of a fever. But talking of drink, sir, I wish your health. I believe I have never injured any persons, by my pre­scriptions. A powdered, burnt crust, chalk, and juice of beets and carrots are my most powerful medicines. We can be of mutual service to each other; nurse, another mug. We doctors find this a very difficult case. As I have borne down these country quacks, by superiour effrontery, I can recommend you to full practice. I will call you to consult with me, in difficult cases; for, as I was saying, sir, I wish your good health, mine are all difficult cases; and you, in return, shall lend me books, and give me such instruc­tions as will enable me to do good, as well as get fame and bread. The proposal was reasonable. I closed with it. He [Page 144] emptied the third mug, and we returned to our patient. When the dressings were removed, I discovered that there was not the slightest fracture of the fibula or tibia; but only a slight contusion on the patula, which would perhaps not have alarm­ed any other person, but our patient, who was a rich old bachelor. I recom­mended an emollient, which my learned brother acquiesced in, saying, with his u­sual air, that it was the very application he intended, having applied the garters and whalebone, merely to concoct the tristis, the musa and the ambobus firmly together.

A young girl, at the door, shewed him a wound on her elbow, which she had re­ceived in struggling about red ears at a husking; which he gravely pronounced to be a testula in ano. This gentleman is really a man of abilities; has since made valuable acquirements in the knowl­edge of the human machine, and the ma­teria [Page 145] medica. If he could be led to sub­stitute the aquatic draughts of Doctor Sangrado, as a succedaneum for the dif­fusible stimuli of Brown, he would be­come useful in the faculty, and yet see happy days.

The doctor kept his word. He read my books, received my instructions, and recommended me to his patients. But, as I copied my preceptor, in the simplici­ty of my language I never attempted to excite the fear of my patients, to magnify my skill; and could not reduce three frac­tured bones in a limb, which contained but two. My advice was little attended to, except when backed with that of my pu­pil, accompanied with frequent quotations from Lilly. He obtained all the credit of our success; and the people generally supposed me a young man of moderate talents, whom the learned doctor might make something of, in a course of years.

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CHAP. XXI.

For man's relief the healing art was given;
A wise physician is the boon of heaven.
POPE.
ARGUMENT.

A Medical Consultation.

A MERRY incident gave a perfect insight into the practice of the sev­eral physicians I have just eulogized. A drunken jockey, having fallen from his horse, at a public review, was taken up senseless, and extended upon the long ta­ble of the tavern. He soon recovered his breath, and groaned most piteously. As his head struck the ground first, it was apprehended by some, unacquainted with its solidity, that he had fractured his skull. The faculty hastened, from all quarters, to his assistance. The learned, scrupu­lous physician, after requesting that the doors and windows might be shut, ap­proached [Page 147] the patient; and, with a stately air, declined giving his opinion, as he had unfortunately left at home his Pringle on contusions.

The cheap doctor immediately pro­nounced the wound a compound fracture, prescribed half a dose of crude opium, and called for the trepanning instruments.

The safe doctor proposed brown pa­per, dipped in rum and cobwebs, to staunch the blood. The popular physi­cian, the musical doctor, told us a jovial story; and then suddenly relaxing his fea­tures, observed, that he viewed the groan­ing wretch as a monument of justice: that he, who spent his days in tormenting horses, should now, by the agency of the same animal, be brought to death's door, an event, which he thought ought to be set home upon our minds by prayer.

While my new pupil, pressing through the crowd, begged that he might state the case to the company; and, with an audi­ble [Page 148] voice, winking upon me, began. The learned doctor Nominativo Hoc Caput, in his treatise on brains, observes that, the seat of the soul may be known, from the affections of the man. The residence of a wife man's soul is in his ears; a glut­ton's, in his palate; a gallant's, in his lips; and old maid's, in her tongue; a dancer's, in his toes; a drunkard's, in his throat. By the way, landlord, give us a button of sling. When we learned wish to know if a wound endangers life, we consequently inquire into the affec­tions of the patient, and see if the wound injures the seat of his soul. If that es­capes, however deep and ghastly the wound, we pronounce life in no danger. A horse jockey's soul—gentlemen, I wish your healths, is in his heel, under the left spur. When I was pursuing my studies, in the hospitals in England, I once saw seventeen horse jockies, some of whom were noblemen, killed by the fall of a [Page 149] scaffold in Newmarket, and all wounded in the heel. Twenty others, with their arms, backs, and necks broken, survived. I saw one noble jockey, with his nominati­vo caret, which is Greek for a nobleman's head, split entirely open. His brains ran down his face, like the white of a broken egg; but, as his heel was unhurt, he survived; and his judgment in horses is said not to be the least impaired. Come, pull off the patient's boot, while I drink his better health. Charmed with the har­rangue, some of the spectators were about following his directions, when the other doctors interfered. They had heard him, with disdainful impatience, and now each raised his voice, to support his particular opinion, backed by his adherents. Bring the brown paper—compound fracture—cobwebs I say—hand the trepanning in­struments—give us some tod, and pull off the boot, echoed from all quarters. The landlord for bad quarrelling in his house. [Page 150] The whole company rushed out, to form a ring on the green, for the medical pro­fessors; and they to a consultation of fif­ty cuffs. The practitioner in sheep, horses, and cattle, poured a dose of urine and mo­lasses down the patient's throat; who soon so happily recovered as to pursue his vo­cation, swop horses three times, play twenty rubbers of all fours, and get dead drunk again before sunset.

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CHAP. XXII.

To kinder skies, where gentler manners reign,
We turn.
GOLDSMITH'S TRAVELLER.
ARGUMENT.

Disappointed in the North, the Author seek­eth Treasure in the South.

AS my practice increased, my drugs decreased. At the expiration of eighteen months, I found my phials, galli­pots, and purse, empty; and my day book full of items. To present a doctor's bill, under seven years, or until my patients died, in which I was not nigh so fortu­nate as my brother functioners, was com­plete ruin to my future practice. To draw upon my father, who had already done for me beyond his ability, was still worse. I had often heard the southern states spoken of, as the high road to fortune. I [Page 152] was told that the inhabitants were im­mensely opulent, paid high fees with pro­fusion, and were extremely partial to the characteristic industry of their New Eng­land brethren. By the advice of our at­torney, I lodged my accompt books in his office, with a general power to collect. He advanced me a sum sufficient to pay my traveling expenses; and, with my books and surgeon's instruments, I sat out, in the stage, for the southward; con­demning the illiberality and ignorance of our own people, which prevented the due encouragement of genius, and made them the prey of quacks; intending, af­ter a few years of successful practice, to return in my own carriage, and close a life of reputation and independence, in my native state.

[Page 153]

CHAP. XXIII.

One not vers'd in schools,
But strong in sense, and wise without the rules.
POPE.
ARGUMENT.

Anecdotes of Doctor Benjamin Franklin, whom the Author visits in Philadelphia.

I CARRIED a request to the late Doctor Benjamin Franklin, then president of the state of Pennsylvania, for certain papers, I was to deliver further southward. I anticipated much pleasure, from the interview with this truly great man: To see one, who, from small beginnings, by the sole exertion of native genius, and indefatigable industry, had raised himself to the pinnacle of politics and letters. a man, who, from an hum­ble porter's boy, had elevated himself to be the desirable companion of the great [Page 154] ones of the earth: who, from trundling a wheelbarrow in bye lanes, had been advanced to pass in splendour, through the courts of kings; and, from hawking vile ballads, to the contracting and sign­ing treaties, which gave peace and inde­pendence to three millions of his fellow citizens, was a sight interesting in the ex­treme.

I found the doctor surrounded by com­pany, most of whom were young people. He received me with the attention due to a young stranger. He dispatched a person for the papers I wanted; asked me politely to be seated; inquired after the family I sprang from; and told me a pleasing anecdote of my brave ancestor, Captain Underhill. I found, in the doc­tor, all that simplicity of language, which is remarkable in the fragment of his life, published since his decease; and which was conspicuous in my medical precep­tor. I have since been in a room a few [Page 155] hours with Governour Jay, of New York; have heard of the late Governour Livingston, of New Jersey; and am now confirmed in the opinion, I have suggest­ed, that men of genuine merit, as they possess the essence, need not the pa­rade of great knowledge. A rich man is often plain in his attire, and the man, who has abundant treasures of learning, simple in his manners and stile.

The doctor, in early life, was economi­cal from principle; in his latter days, perhaps from habit. Poor Richard held the purse strings of the president of Penn­sylvania. Permit me to illustrate this observation, by an anecdote. Soon after I was introduced, an airy, thoughtless re­lation, from a New England state, enter­ed the room. It seems he was on a party of pleasure, and had been so much involved in it, for three weeks, as not to have paid his respects to his ven­erable relative. The purpose of his [Page 156] present visit was, to solicit the loan of a small sum of money, to enable him to pay his bills, and transport himself home. He preluded his request, with a detail of embarrassments, which might have befal­len the most circumspect. He said that he had loaded a vessel for B—, and as he did not deal on credit, had purchased be­yond his current cash, and could not read­ily procure a draft upon home. The doctor, inquiring how much he wanted, he replied, with some hesitation, fifty dollars. The benevolent old gentleman went to his escritoir, and counted him out an hundred. He received them with many promises of punctual payment, and hastily took up the writing implements, to draught a note of hand, for the cash. The doctor, who saw into the nature of the borrower's embarrassments, better than he was aware; and was posses­sed with the improbability of ever recov­ering his cash again, stepped across the [Page 157] room, laying his hand gently upon his cousin's arm, said, stop cousin, we will save the paper; a quarter of a sheet is not of great value, but it is worth sav­ing: conveying, at once, a liberal gift and gentle reprimand for the borrower's prevarication and extravagance. Since I am talking of Franklin, the reader may be as unwilling to leave him as I was. Allow me to relate another anecdote. I do not recollect how the conversation was introduced; but a young person in company, mentioned his surprize, that the possession of great riches should ever be attended with such anxiety and solic­itude; and instanced Mr. R—M—, who, he said, though in possession of unbound­ed wealth, yet was as busy and more anxious, than the most assiduous clerk in his counting house. The doctor took an apple from a fruit basket, and presented it to a little child, who could just totter a­bout the room. The child could scarce [Page 158] grasp it in his hand. He then gave it another, which occupied the other hand. Then choosing a third, remarkable for its size and beauty, he presented that also. The child, after many ineffectual attempts to hold the three, dropped the last on the carpet, and burst into tears. See there, said the philosopher; there is a little man, with more riches than he can en­joy.

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CHAP. XXIV.

St. Stephen's day, that holy morn,
As he to church trudg'd by, sir,
He heard the beagles, heard the horn,
And saw poor puss scud by, sir,
His book he shut, his flock forsook,
And threw aside his gown, sir,
And strode his mare to chase the hare,
And tally ho the hound, sir.
SPORTING SONG.
ARGUMENT.

Religious Exercises in a Southern State.

IN one of the states, southward of Philadelphia, I was invited, on a sun­day, to go to church. I will not say which, as I am loth to offend; and our fashionable fellow citizens of the south arm of the union may not think divine service any credit to them. My friend apologized for inviting me to so hum [Page 160] drum an amusement, by assuring me, that immediately after service, there was to be a famous match run for a purse of a thou­sand dollars, besides private bets, between 'Squire L's imported horse, Slammerkin, and Colonel F's bay mare, Jenny Driver. When we arrived at the church, we found a brilliant collection of well dressed peo­ple, anxiously waiting the arrival of the parson, who, it seems, had a small branch of the river M—to pass; and, we af­terwards learned, was detained by the absence of his negro boy, who was to fer­ry him over. Soon after, our impatience was relieved, by the arrival of the parson, in his canonicals: a young man, not of the most mortified countenance, who, with a switch, called supple jack, in his hand, belaboured the back and head of the faulty slave, all the way from the wa­ter to the church door; accompanying every stroke, with suitable language. He entered the church, and we followed. [Page 161] He ascended the reading desk, and, with his face glowing with the exercise of his supple jack, began the service with, I said I will take heed unto my ways, that I sin not with my tongue. I will keep my tongue as it were with a bridle, when I am before the wicked. When I mused the fire burned within me, and I spake with my tongue, &c. &c. He preached an ani­mated discourse, of eleven minutes, upon the practical duties of religion, from these words, remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy; and read the fourth commandment, in the communion. The whole congre­gation prayed fervently, that their hearts might be inclined to keep this holy law. The blessing was pronounced; and parson and people hastened to the horse race. I found the parson as much respected on the turf, as upon the hassoc. He was one of the judges of the race; descanted, in the language of the turf, upon the points of the two rival horses, and the [Page 162] sleeve of his cassoc was heavy laden, with the principal bets. The confidence of his parishioners was not ill founded; for they assured me, upon oath and honour, that he was a gentleman, of as much up­rightness as his grace the archbishop of Canterbury. Ay, they would sport him for a sermon or a song, against any parson in the union.

The whole of this extraordinary scene was novel to me. Besides, a certain sta­ple of New England I had with me, call­ed conscience, made my situation, in e­ven the passive part I bore in it, so awkward and uneasy, that I could not re­frain from observing to my friend my surprise at the parson's conduct, in chastis­ing his servant immediately before divine service. My friend was so happily influ­enced by the habits of these liberal, en­lightened people, that he could not even comprehend the tendency of my remark. He supposed it levelled at the improprie­ty, [Page 163] not of the minister, but the man; not at the act, but the severity of the chastise­ment; and observed, with warmth, that the parson served the villain right, and, that if he had been his slave, he would have killed the black rascal, if he was sure he should have to pay an hundred guin­eas to the public treasury for him. I will note here, that the reader is request­ed, whenever he meets with quotations of speeches, in the above scenes, excepting those during divine service, that he will please, that is, if his habits of life will per­mit, to interlard those quotations with a­bout as many oaths, as they contain mon­osylables. He may rest assured, that it will render the scene abundantly more natural. It is true, I might have insert­ed them myself, and supported thus do­ing, by illustrations and parodies from grave authors; but I never swear pro­fanely myself, and I think it almost as bad to oblige my readers to purchase the im­precations [Page 164] of others. I give this hint of the introduction of oaths, for the benefit of my readers to the southward of Phila­delphia; who, however they may enjoy a scene, which reflects such honour upon their country, when seasoned with these palatable expletives, without them perhaps would esteem it as tasteless and vapid, as a game at cards or billiards, without bets; or boiled veal or turkey, without ham.

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CHAP. XXV.

Hope springs eternal in the human breast,
Man never is—but always to be blest.
POPE.
ARGUMENT.

Success of the Doctor's southern Expedition: He is in Distress: Contemplates a School: Prefers a Surgeon's Birth, on board a Ship, bound to Africa, Via London.

I FOUND the southern states not more engaging, to a young practi­tioner, than the northern. In the sea ports of both, the business was engrossed by men of established practice and emi­nence. In the interiour country, the peo­ple could not distinguish, or encourage merit. The gains were small, and tardi­ly collected; and, in both wings of the union, and I believe every where else, [Page 166] fortune and fame are generally to be ac­quired in the learned professions, solely, by a patient, undeviating application to local business.

If dissipation could have afforded pleas­ure, to a mind yearning after profession­al fame and independence, I might, so long as my money lasted, have been hap­py, at the southward. I was often invit­ed to the turf; and, might have had the honour of being intoxicated frequently, with the most respectable characters. An association with the well educated of the other sex was not so readily attained. There was a haughty reserve, in the manners of the young ladies. Every attempt at familiarity, in a young stran­ger, habituated to the social, but respect­ful intercourse, customary in the northern states, excited alarm. With my New Eng­land ideas, I could not help viewing, in the anxious efforts of their parents and relatives, to repel every approach to innocent and e­ven [Page 167] chastened intercourse, a strong suspi­cion of that virtue, they were solicitous to protect.

Depressed by the gloomy view of my prospects; and determined never to face my parents again, under circumstances, which would be burthensome to them, I attempted to obtain practice in the town of F—, in Virginia, but in vain. The very decorum, prudence, and economy, which would have enhanced my charac­ter at home, were here construed into poverty of spirit. To obtain medical practice, it was expedient, to sport, bet, drink, swear, &c. with my patients. My purse forbad the former; my habits of life the latter. My cash wasted, and I was near suffering. I was obliged to dis­pose of my books, for present subsistance; and, in that country, books were not the prime articles of commerce. To avoid starving, I again contemplated keeping a school. In that country, knowledge was [Page 168] viewed as a handicraft trade. The school masters, before the war, had been usually collected from unfortunate European youth, of some school learning, sold for their passage into America. So that to purchase a school master and a negro was almost synonimous. Mr. J—n, and some other citizens of the world, who had been cast among them, had by their writ­ings, influence, and example, brought the knowledge of letters into some repute, since the revolution; but, I believe, those excellent men have yet to lament the general inefficacy of their liberal efforts. This statement, and my own prior expe­rience in school keeping, would have de­termined me rather to have prefered la­bouring, with the slaves on their planta­tions, than sustaining the slavery and con­tempt of a school.

When reduced to my last dollar; and beginning to suffer, from the embarrass­ments of debt, I was invited, by a sea [Page 169] captain, who knew my friends, to accept the birth of surgeon, in his ship. Every new pursuit has its flattering prospects. I was encouraged by handsome wages, and a privilege in the ship, to carry an ad­venture; for the purchase of which, the owners were to advance me, on account of my pay. I was to be companion to the captain, and have a fine chance of seeing the world. To quit my home, for all parts of the union I considered as home; to tempt the perilous ocean, and encoun­ter the severities of a sea faring life, the diseases of torrid climes, and perhaps a total separation from my friends and pa­rents, was melancholy; but the desire to see the world, to acquire practical knowl­edge, in my profession, to obtain proper­ty, added to the necessity of immediate subsistance, and the horrours of a jail, de­termined me to accept his offer. I ac­cordingly entered surgeon, on board the ship Freedom, Captain Sidney Russell [Page 170] commander, freighted with tobacco, bound to London, and thence to the coast of Africa. I had little to do in my pas­sage to London. My destination, as a surgeon, being principally in the voyage from that city to the African coast, and thence to the West Indies; and, if I had not suffered from a previous nau­sea or sea sickness, the novelty of the scene would have rendered me tolerably happy. In the perturbation of my thoughts, I had omitted writing to my parents of the places of my destination. This careless omission afterwards, caused them and me much trouble. We ar­rived safely in the Downs.

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CHAP. XXVI.

Now mark a spot or two,
That so much beauty would do well to purge;
And shew this queen of cities, that so fair,
May yet be foul, so witty, yet not wise.
COWPER.
ARGUMENT.

London.

THE ship being sold, and an­other purchased, while the latter was fit­ting out, at Plymouth, for her voyage to Africa. I was ordered, by the captain, to London, to procure our medicine chest, and case of surgical instruments. Here a field of boundless remark opened itself to me.

Men of unbounded affluence, in plain attire, living within the rules of the most rigid economy; crowds of no substance, strutting in embroidery and lace; peo­ple, [Page 172] whose little smoky fire, of coals was rendered cheerless by excise, and their daily draught of beer embittered by tax­es; who administer to the luxury of pen­sioners and place men, in every comfort, convenience, or even necessary of life they partake; who are entangled by innu­merable penal laws, to the breach of which, banishment and the gallows are almost universally annexed; a motley race, in whose mongrel veins runs the blood of all nations, speaking with point­ed contempt of the fat burgo master of Amsterdam, the cheerful French peasant, the hardy tiller of the Swiss cantons, and the independent farmer of America; rot­ting in dungeons, languishing wretched lives in soetid jails, and boasting of the GLORIOUS FREEDOM OF ENGLISHMEN: hereditary senators, ignorant and inat­tentive to the welfare of their country, and unacquainted with the geography of its foreign possessions; and politicians, [Page 173] in coffee houses, without one foot of soil, or one guinea in their pockets, vaunting, with national pride, of our victories, our colonies, our minister, our magna charta, and our constitution! I could not re­frain from adopting the language of Doc­tor Young, and exclaiming in parody,

How poor, how rich, how abject, how august,
How complicate, how wonderful are Britons!
How passing wonder they who made them such,
Who center'd in their make such strange extremes
Of different nations, marvelously mix'd,
Connexion exquisite of distant climes,
As men, trod worms, as Englishmen, high gods.
[Page 174]

CHAP. XXVII.

Thus has he, and many more of the same breed, that, I know, the drossy age doats on, only got the tune of the time and outward habit of en­counter; a kind of yesty collection, which car­ries through and through the most fond and winnowed opinions; if you blow them to their trial, the bubbles are out.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author passeth by the Lions in the Tower, and the other Insignia of British Royalty, and seeth a greater Curiosity, called Thomas Paine, Author of the Rights of Man: Description of his Per­son, Habit, and Manners: In this Chap­ter due meed is rendered to a great A­merican Historical Painter, and a prose Palinode over our lack of the Fine Arts.

OMITTING the lions in the tower, the regalia in the jewel office, and [Page 175] the other insignia of British royalty, of which Englishmen are so justly proud, I shall content myself, with mentioning the most singular curiosity, I saw in Lon­don. It was the celebrated Thomas Paine, author of Common Sense, the Rights of Man, and other writings, whose tendency is to overturn ancient opinions of government and religion.

I met this interesting personage, at the lodgings of the son of a late patriotic A­merican governour; whose genius, in the fine art of historical painting, whose for­tie at Gibralter, whose flowing drapery, faithful and bold expression, in the por­traits of our beloved president, and other leaders, both military and political, in our glorious revolution; when the love of the fine arts shall be disseminated in our land, will leave posterity to regret and admire the imbecility of contemporary patronage.

Thomas Paine resembled the great a­postle to the Gentiles, not more in his [Page 176] zeal and subtlety of argument, than in personal appearance; for, like that fervid apostle, his bodily presence was both mean and contemptible. When I saw him, he was dressed in a snuff coloured coat, olive velvet vest, drab breeches, coarse hose. His shoe buckles of the size of half a dollar. A bob tailed wig cov­ered that head, which worked such mic­kle woe to courts and kings. If I should attempt to describe it, it would be in the same stile and principle, with which the veteran soldier bepraiseth an old standard: the more tattered, the more glorious. It is probable that this was the same identical wig, under the shadow of whose curls, he wrote Common Sense in America, many years before. He was a spare man, rather under size; subject to the extreme of low, and highly exhilirat­ed spirits; often sat reserved in compa­ny; seldom mingled in common chit chat. But when a man of sense and elo­cution [Page 177] was present, and the company nu­merous, he delighted in advancing the most unaccountable, and often the most whimsical, paradoxes; which he defend­ed in his own plausible manner. If en­couraged by success, or the applause of the company, his countenance was ani­mated, with an expression of feature, which, on ordinary occasions, one would look for in vain, in a man so much cele­brated for acuteness of thought; but if interrupted by extraneous observation, by the inattention of his auditory, or in an irritable moment, even by the accident­al fall of the poker, he would retire into himself, and no persuasions could induce him to proceed upon the most favourite topic.

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CHAP. XXVIII.

He could distinguish and divide,
A hair 'twixt south and south west side;
He'd undertake to prove by force
Of argument, a man's no horse;
He'd prove a buzzard is no fowl,
And that a LORD MAY BE AN OWL.
HUDIBRAS.
ARGUMENT.

Curious Argument, between Thomas Paine and the noted Peter Pindar: Peter set­teth a Wit Noose, and catcheth Thomas, in one of his own Logic Traps.

I HEARD Thomas Paine once assert, in the presence of Mr. Wolcott, better known, in this country, by the face­tious name of Peter Pindar, that the mi­nority, in all deliberative bodies, ought, in all cases, to govern the majority. Pe­ter smiled. You must grant me, said Un­common Sense, that the proportion of [Page 179] men of sense, to the ignorant among man­kind, is at least as twenty, thirty, or even forty nine, to an hundred. The majority of mankind are consequently most prone to errour; and, if we would atchieve right, the minority ought, in all cases, to govern. Peter continued to smile archly. If we look to experience, continued Paine, for there are no conclusions I more prize than those drawn, not from speculation, but plain matter of fact, we shall find an examination into the debates of all delib­erative bodies, in our favour. To pro­ceed no farther than your country, Mr. Wolcott, I love to look at home. Sup­pose the resolutions of the houses of lords and commons had been determined by this salutary rule; why, the sensible mi­nority would have governed. George Washington would have been a private citizen; and the United States of Ameri­ca mere colonies, dependent on the Brit­tish crown. As a patriotic Englishman, [Page 180] will you not confess, that this would have been better than to have these United States independent, with the illustrious Washington at their head, by their wis­dom confounding the juggling efforts of your ministry to embroil them; and to have the comfortable prospect before you, that from the extent of their territory, their maritime resource, their natural en­crease, the asylum they offer to emigrants, in the course of two centuries, Scotland and Ireland, if the United States have not too much real pride to attempt it, may be reduced to the same dependence upon them, as your West India islands now have upon you: and even England, haughty England, thrown in as a make weight, in the future treaty between them and the French nation. Peter, who had listened with great seeming attention, now mildly replied. I will not say but that your arguments are cogent, though not entirely convincing. As it is a subject [Page 181] rather out of my line, I will, for form sake, hold the negative of your proposi­tion, and leave it to the good company, which is right. Agreed, said Paine, who saw himself surrounded by his admirers. Well, gentlemen, said Peter, with all the gravity of a speaker of the house of com­mons; you, that are of the opinion that the minority, in all deliberative bodies, ought, in all cases, to govern the majority, please to rise in the affirmative. Paine im­mediately stood up himself, and, as he had foreseen, we all rose in his favour. Then I rise in the negative, cried Peter. I am the wise minority, who ought, in all cases, to govern your ignorant majority; and, consequently, upon your own princi­ples, I carry the vote. Let it be re­corded.

This unexpected manoeuvre raised a hearty laugh. Paine retired from the presence of triumphant wit, mortified with being foiled at his own weapons.

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CHAP. XXIX.

Fierce Roberspierre strides o'er the crimson'd scene,
And howls for lamp posts and the guillotine;
While wretched Paine, to 'scape the bloody strife,
Damns his mean soul to save his meaner life.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

Reasonable Conjectures upon the Motives, which induced Thomas Paine to write that little Book, called the Age of Rea­son.

IN the frequent interviews I had with this celebrated republican apos­tle, I never heard him express the least doubt of, or cast the smallest reflection upon revealed religion. He spake of the glowing expressions of the Jewish prophets with fervour; and had quoted liberally from the scriptures, in his Com­mon [Page 183] Sense. How he came to write that unreasonable little pamphlet, called the Age of Reason, I am at a loss to conjec­ture. The probable opinion attributes it to his passion for paradox; that this small morsel of infidelity was offered as a sacri­fice to save his life from the devouring cruelty of Roberspierre, that Moloch of the French nation. It probably had its desired effect; for annihilating reveal­ed religion could not but afford a diabol­ical pleasure, to that ferocious wretch and his inhuman associates, who could not ex­pect a sanction for their cruelties, while the least vestige of any thing sacred remained among men.

When the reign of the terrorists ceas­ed, an apology was expected; and, even by the pious, yet catholic American, would have been received. To the of­fended religion of his country no propi­tiatory sacrifice was made. This mission­ary of vice has proceeded proselyting. [Page 184] He has added second parts, and made other, and audacious adjuncts to deism. No might nor greatness escapes him. He has vilified a great prophet, the sa­viour of the Gentiles; he has railed at Washington, a saviour of his country. A tasteful, though irreligious scholar might tolerate a chastised scepticism, if exhibit­ed by an acute Hume, or an eloquent Boling broke. But one cannot repress the irritability of the fiery Hotspur, when one beholds the pillars of morality shaken by the rude shock of this modern vandal. The reader should learn, that his paltry system is only an *outrage of wine; and that it is in the ale house, he most vigor­ously assaults the authority of the proph­ets, [Page 185] and laughs most loudly at the gospel, when in his cups.

I have perserved an epigram of Peter Pin­dar's, written, originally, in a blank leaf of a copy of Paine's Age of Reason, and not inserted in any of his works.

EPIGRAM.

Tommy Paine wrote this book to prove that the bible
Was an old woman's dream of fancies most idle;
That Solomon's proverbs were made by low livers,
That prophets were fellows, who sang semiquavers;
That religion and miracles all were a jest,
And the Devil in torment a tale of the priest.
Tho' Beelzebub's absence from hell I'll maintain,
Yet we all must allow that the DEVIL'S IN PAINE.
[Page 186]

CHAP. XXX.

Man hard of heart to man! of horrid things
Most horrid! mid stupendous highly strange!
Hear it not ye stars!
And thou pale moon! turn paler at the sound:
Man is to man the forest surest ill!
THE COMPLAINT.
ARGUMENT.

The Author sails for the Coast of Africa: Manner of purchasing Negro Slaves.

ON the eighteenth of July, one thousand seven hundred and eighty eight, I received orders, from my captain, to join the ship in the Downs. I accord­ingly took passage in a post chaise; and, after a rapid journey of seventy four miles, arrived, the same afternoon at Deal; and the next morning entered as surgeon, on board the ship Sympathy, of three hundred tons, and thirty eight men, [Page 187] Captain Sydney Russell commander; bound to the coast of Africa, thence to Barbadoes, and to South Carolina with a cargo of slaves.

We were favoured with a clear sky and pleasant gales; and, after a short and a­greeable voyage, we touched at Porto San­to, one of the Madeira isles; where we watered and supplied ourselves with fresh provisions in abundance, to which the captain added, at my request, a quan­tity of Madeira, malmsey, and tent wines, for the sick. We had a fine run, from the Madeiras to the Canary isles. The morning after we sailed, I was highly gratified with a full view of the island and peak of Teneriff; which made its ap­pearance the day before, rising above the ocean, at one hundred miles distance. We anchored off Fuertuventura one of the Canaries, in a good bottom. I went on shore, with the mate, to procure green vegetables; as I ever esteemed them the [Page 188] specific for that dreadful sea disorder, the scurvy. Before we had reached the Ma­deiras, though I had stored our medicine chest with the best antiscorbutics, and we had a plenty of dried vegetables on board, yet the scurvy had began to infect us. A plentiful distribution of green veg­etables, after our arrival at Porto Santo, soon expelled it from the crew. At Fu­ertuventura, I was delighted with the wild notes of the Canary bird, far surpassing the most excellent of those I had seen in cages, in the United States.

I was anxious to visit the Cape de Verd islands; but, our course being too far east, we ran down to the little island of Coree, to which the contentious of the English and French crowns have annexed its only importance. The French officers received us with politeness, and were ex­tremely anxious for news, from their pa­rent country. Soon after, we dropt an­chor off Loango city, upon a small [Page 189] well peopled island, near the coast of Congo or lower Guinea, in possession of the Portuguese. Our captain carried his papers on shore, and, the next day, weigh­ed anchor and stood in for the continent. All hands were now employed to unlade the ship, and the cargo was deposited in a Portuguese factory, at a place called Cacongo, near the mouth of the river Zaire. The day after our arrival at Ca­congo, several Portuguese and Negro mer­chants, hardly distinguishable however, by their manners, employments, or com­plexions, came to confer with the captain, about the purchase of our cargo of slaves. They contracted to deliver him two hun­dred and fifty head of slaves, in fifteen days' time. To hear these men converse upon the purchase of human beings, with the same indifference, and nearly in the same language, as if they were contract­ing for so many head of cattle or swine, shocked me exceedingly. But, when I [Page 190] suffered my imagination to rove to the habitation of these victims to this infa­mous, cruel commerce, and fancied that I saw the peaceful husbandman dragged from his native farm; the fond husband torn from the embraces of his belov­ed wife; the mother, from her babes; the tender child, from the arms of its pa­rent; and all the tender, endearing ties of natural and social affection rended by the hand of avaricious violence, my heart sunk within me. I execrated myself, for even the involuntary part I bore in this execrable traffic: I thought of my native land and blushed. When the captain kindly inquired of me how many slaves I thought my privilege in the ship entitled me to transport, for my adventure, I reject­ed my privilege, with horrour; and declar­ed I would sooner suffer servitude than purchase a slave. This observation was received in the great cabin with repeated bursts of laughter, and excited many a [Page 191] stroke of coarse ridicule. Captain Rus­sell observed, that he would not insist upon my using my privilege, if I had so much of the yankee about me. Here is my clerk, Ned Randolph, will jump at the chance; though the rogue has been rather unlucky in the trade. Out of five and twenty negroes he purchased, he nev­er carried but one alive to port; and that poor devil was broken winded, and he was obliged to sell him for half price in Antigua.

Punctual to the day of the delivery, the contractors appeared, and brought with them about one hundred and fifty negroes, men, women, and children. The men were fastened together, in pairs, by a bar of iron, with a collar to receive the neck at each extremity; a long pole pass­ing over their shoulder, and between each two, bound by a staple and ring, through which the pole was thrust, and thus twenty, and sometimes thirty, were con­nected [Page 192] together; while their conductors incessantly applied the scourge to those, who loitered, or sought to strangle them­selves, by lifting their feet from the ground in despair, which sometimes had been suc­cessfully attempted. The women and children were bound with cords, and driven forward by the whip. When they arrived at the factory, the men were unloosed from the poles; but still chain­ed in pairs, and turned into strong cells, built for the purpose. The dumb sor­row of some, the frenzy of others, the sobbings and tears of the children, and shrieks of the women, when they were presented to our captain, so affected me that I was hastening from this scene of barbarity, on board the ship; when I was called by the mate, and discovered, to my surprize and horrour, that, by my station in the ship, I had a principal and active part of this inhuman transaction imposed upon me. As surgeon, it was my duty to [Page 193] inspect the bodies of the slaves, to see, as the captain expressed himself, that our owners were not shammed off with unsound flesh. In this inspection, I was assisted by Randolph the clerk, and two stout sailors. It was trans­acted with all that unfeeling insolence, which wanton barbarity can inflict up­on defenceless wretchedness. The man, the affrighted child, the modest ma­tron, and the timid virgin were alike exposed to this severe scrutiny, to hu­manity and common decency equally insulting.

I cannot reflect on this transaction yet without shuddering. I have de­plored my conduct with tears of an­guish; and, I pray a merciful God, the common parent of the great family of the universe, who hath made of one flesh and one blood all nations of the earth, that the miseries, the insults, and cruel wound­ings, I afterwards received, when a slave [Page 194] myself, may expiate for the inhumanity, I was necessitated to exercise, towards these MY BRETHREN OF THE HUMAN RACE.

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CHAP. XXXI.

Can thus
The image of God in man created, once
So goodly and erect, though faulty since,
To such unsightly suffering be debased
Under inhuman pains?
MILTON.
ARGUMENT.

Treatment of the Slaves, on board the Ship.

OF one hundred and fifty Af­ricans we rejected seventeen, as not mer­chantable. While I was doubting which to lament most, those, who were about being precipitated into all the miseries of an American slavery, or those, whom we had rejected, as too wretched for slaves; Captain Russell was congratulating the slave contractors, upon the immense good luck they had, in not suffering more by this lot of human creatures. I under­stood [Page 196] that, what from wounds received by some of these miserable creatures, at their capture, or in their violent struggles for liberty, or attempts at suicide; with the fatigue of a long journey, partly over the burning sands of a sultry climate, it was usual to estimate the loss, in the passage to the sea shore, at twenty five per cent.

No sooner was the purchase complet­ed, than these wretched Africans were transported in herds aboard the ship, and immediately precipitated between decks, where a strong chain, attached to a staple in the lower deck, was rivetted to the bar, before described; and then the men were chained in pairs, and also hand cuffed, and two sailors with cutlasses guarded ev­ery twenty: while the women and chil­dren were tied together in pairs with ropes, and obliged to supply the men with provisions, and the flush bucket; or, if the young women were released, it was only to gratify the brutal lust of the sail­ors; [Page 197] for though I cannot say I ever was witness to an actual rape, yet the frequent shrieks of these forlorn females in the births of the seamen, left me little charity to doubt of the repeated commission of that degrading crime. The eve after we had received the slaves on board, all hands were piped on deck, and ordered to assist in manufacturing and knotting cat o'nine tails, the application of which, I was in­formed, was always necessary to bring the slaves to their appetite. The night after they came on board was spent by these wretched people, in sobbings, groans, tears, and the most heart rending bursts of sor­row and despair. The next morning all was still. Surprised by this unexpected silence, I almost hoped that providence, in pity to these her miserable children, had permitted some kindly suffocation to put a period to their anguish. It was neither novel nor unexpected to the ship's crew. It is only the dumb fit come on, cried [Page 198] every one. We will cure them. After breakfast, the whole ship's crew went be­tween decks, and carried with them the provisions for the slaves, which they one and all refused to eat. A more affecting group of misery was never seen. These injured Africans, prefering death to slave­ry, or perhaps buoyed above the fear of dissolution, by their religion, which taught them to look with an eye of faith to a country beyond the grave; where they should again meet those friends and relatives, from whose endearments they had been torn; and where no fiend should torment, or christian thirst for gold, had, wanting other means, resolved to starve themselves, and every eye low­ered the fixed resolve of this deadly in­tent. In vain were the men beaten. They refused to taste one mouthful; and, I believe, would have died under the op­eration, if the ingenious cruelty of the clerk, Randolph, had not suggested the [Page 199] plan of whipping the women and chil­dren in sight of the men; assuring the men they should be tormented until all had eaten. What the torments, exercis­ed on the bodies of these brave Africans, failed to produce, the feelings of nature effected. The Negro, who could un­dauntedly expire under the anguish of the lash, could not view the agonies of his wife, child, or his mother; and, though repeatedly encouraged by these female sufferers, unmoved by their torments, to persevere unto death; yet, though the man dared to die, the father relented, and in a few hours they all eat their provisions, mingled with their tears.

Our slave dealers being unable to ful­fil their contract, unless we tarried three weeks longer, our captain concluded to remove to some other market. We ac­cordingly weighed anchor, and steered for Benin, and anchored in the river Formosa, where we took in one hundred and fifteen [Page 200] more slaves. The same process in the purchase was pursued here; and, though I frequently assured the captain, as a physi­cian, that it was impracticable to stow fif­ty more persons between decks, without endangering health and life, the whole hundred and fifteen were thrust, with the rest, between decks. The stagnant con­fined air of this infernal hole, rendered more deleterious by the stench of the fae­ces, and violent perspiration of such a crowd, occasioned putrid diseases; and, e­ven while in the mouth of the Formosa, it was usual to throw one or two Negro corpses over every day. It was in vain I remonstrated to the captain. In vain I enforced the necessity of more commodi­ous births, and a more free influx of air for the slaves. In vain I represented, that these miserable people had been used to the vegetable diet, and pure air of a country life. That at home they were remarka­ble for cleanliness of person, the very rites [Page 201] of their religion consisting, almost entire­ly, in frequent ablutions. The captain was, by this time, prejudiced against me. He observed that he did not doubt my skill, and would be bound by my advice, as to the health of those on board his ship, when he found I was actuated by the in­terest of the owners; but, he feared, that I was now moved by some yankee non­sense about humanity.

Randolph, the clerk, blamed me in plain terms. He said he had made seven African voyages, and with as good sur­geons as I was; and that it was their common practice, when an infectious dis­order prevailed, among the slaves, to make critical search for all those, who had the slightest symptoms of it, or whose habits of body inclined them to it; to tie them up and cast them over the ship side together, and thus, at one dash, to purify the ship. What signifies, added he, the lives of the black devils; they love to die. You [Page 202] cannot please them better, than by chucking them into the water.

When we stood out to sea, the rolling of the vessel brought on the sea sickness, which encreased the filth; the weath­er being rough, we were obliged to close some of the ports, which ventilated the space between decks; and death raged dreadfully among the slaves. Above two thirds were diseased. It was affecting to observe the ghastly smile on the counte­nance of the dying African, as if rejoic­ing to escape the cruelty of his oppressors. I noticed one man, who gathered all his strength, and, in one last effort, spoke with great emphasis, and expired. I un­derstood, by the linguist, that, with his dying breath, he invited his wife, and a boy and girl to follow him quickly, and slaken their thirst with him at the cool streams of the fountain of their Great Father, be­yond the reach of the wild white beasts. The captain was now alarmed for the [Page 203] success of his voyage; and, upon my urg­ing the necessity of landing the slaves, he ordered the ship about, and we anchored near an uninhabited part of the gold coast. I conjecture not far from Cape St. Paul.

Tents were erected on the shore, and the sick landed. Under my direction, they recovered surprisingly. It was af­fecting to see the effect gentle usage had upon these hitherto sullen, obstinate peo­ple. As I had the sole direction of the hospital, they looked on me as the source of this sudden transition from the filth and rigour of the ship, to the cleanliness and kindness of the shore. Their gratitude was excessive. When they recovered so far as to walk out, happy was he, who could, by picking a few berries, gathering the wild fruits of the country, or doing any menial services, manifest his affection for me. Our linguist has told me, he has often heard them, behind the [Page 204] bushes, praying to their God for my pros­perity, and asking him with earnestness, why he put my good black soul into a white body. In twelve days all the convales­cents were returned to the ship, except five, who staid with me on shore, and were to be taken on board the next day.

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CHAP. XXXII.

Chains are the portion of revolted man;
Stripes and a dungeon.
COWPER.
ARGUMENT.

The Author taken Captive by the Algerines.

NEAR the close of the fourteenth of November, one thousand seven hun­dred and eighty eight, as the sun was sink­ing behind the mountains of Fundia, I sat at the door of my tent, and perceived our ship, which lay at one mile's distance, getting under way, apparently in great haste. The jolly boat, about ten min­utes before, had made towards the shore; but was recalled by a musket shot from the ship. Alarmed by this unexpected manoeu­vre, I ran to the top of a small hill, back of the hospital, and plainly discovered a square rigged vessel in the offing, endeav­ouring [Page 206] to lock our ship within the land; but a land breeze springing up from the north east, which did not extend to the strange vessel, and our ship putting out all her light sails, being well provided with king sail, scudding sails, water sails, and driver, I could perceive she out sailed her. It was soon so dark that I lost sight of both, and I passed a night of extreme anxiety, which was increased by, what I conjectured to be, the flashes of guns in the south west; though at too great dis­tance for me to hear the reports.

The next morning no vessels were to be seen on the coast, and the ensuing day was spent in a state of dreadful suspense. Although I had provisions enough with me for some weeks, and was sheltered by our tents, yet to be separated from my friends and country, perhaps forever, and to fall into the hands of the barbarous people, which infested this coast, was tru­ly alarming. The five Africans, who [Page 207] were with me, could not conceal their joy, at the departure of the ship. By signs they manifested their affection to­wards me; and, when I signified to them that the vessel was gone not to return, they clapped their hands, and pointing inland, signified a desire to convey me to their native country, where they were sure I should be happy. By their con­sultation, I could see that they were to­tally ignorant of the way. On the third day towards evening, to my great joy, I saw a sail approaching the shore, at the prospect of which my African associates, manifested every sign of horrour. I im­mediately concluded that no great blame would arise, from my not detaining five men, in the absence of the ship; and I intimated to them that they might con­ceal themselves in the brush and escape. Four quitted me; but one, who made me comprehend, that he had a beloved son among the slaves, refused to go, prefering [Page 208] the company of his child, and slavery it­self, to freedom and the land of his nativi­ty. I retired to rest, pleased with the imagination of soon rejoining my friends, and proceeding to my native country. On the morning of the fourth day, as I was sleeping in my tent with the affec­tionate negro at my feet, I was suddenly awakened, by the blowing of conch shells, and the sound of uncouth voices. I a­rose to dress myself, when the tent was overset, and I received a blow from the back of a sabre, which levelled me to the earth; and was immediately seized and bound by several men of sallow and fierce demeanour, in strange habits, who spake a language I could not compre­hend. With the negro, tents, baggage, and provisions, I was carried to the boat, which, being loaded, was immediately pushed off from the shore, and rowed to­wards a vessel, which I now, for the first time, noticed, and had no doubt but it was [Page 209] the same, which was in pursuit of the Sympathy. She was rigged differently from any I had ever seen, having two masts, a large square main sail, another of equal size, seized by the middle of a main yard to her fore mast, and, what the sail­ors call, a shoulder of mutton sail abaft; which, with top sails and two banks of oars, impelled her through the water with amazing velocity: though, from the clumsiness of her rigging, an American seaman would never have pronounced her a good sea boat. On her main mast head was a broad black pennant, with a half moon, or rather crescent, and a drawn sabre, in white and red, emblazoned in the middle. The sides of the vessel were manned as we approached, and a tackle be­ing let down, the hook was attached to the cord, which bound me, and I was hoisted on board in the twinkling of an eye. Then, being unbound, I was carried upon the quarter deck, where a man, who [Page 210] appeared to be the captain, glittering in silks, pearl, and gold, set cross legged upon a velvet cushing to receive me. He was nearly encircled by a band of men, with monstrous tufts of hair on their upper lips, dressed in habits of the same mode with their leader's, but of coarser contex­ture, with drawn scimitars in their hands, and by his side a man of lighter complex­ion, who, by the captain's command, in­quired of me, in good English, if I was an Englishman. I replied I was an A­merican, a citizen of the United States. This was no sooner interpreted to the captain than, at a disdainful nod of his head, I was again seized, hand cuffed, and thrust into a dirty hole in the fore castle, where I lay twenty four hours, without straw to sleep on, or any thing to eat or drink. The treatment we gave the unhappy Africans, on board the Sympathy, now came full into my mind; and, what was the more mortifying, I dis­covered [Page 211] that the negro who was, captured with me, was at liberty, and fared as well as the sailors on board the vessel. I had not however been confined more than one half hour, when the interpreter came to examine me privately respecting the destination of the ship, to which he sus­pected I belonged; was anxious to know if she had her full cargo of slaves; what was her force; whether she had English papers on board; and if she did not in­tend to stop at some other African port. From him I learned that I was cap­tured by an Algerine Rover, Hamed Ha­li Saad captain; and should be carried into slavery at Algiers. After I had lain twenty four hours in this loathsome place, covered with vermin, parched with thirst, and fainting with hunger, I was startled at a light, let through the hatchway, which opened softly, and a hand presented me a cloth, dripping with cold water, in which a small quantity of boiled rice was [Page 212] wrapped. The door closed again softly, and I was left to enjoy my good fortune in the dark. If Abraham had indeed sent Lazarus to the rich man, in torment, it appears to me, he could not have received a greater pleasure, from the cool water on his tongue, than I experienced, in sucking the moisture from this cloth. The next day, the same kindly hand ap­peared again, with the same refreshment. I begged to see my benefactor. The door opened further, and I saw a countenance in tears. It was the face of the grateful African, who was taken with me. I was oppressed with gratitude. Is this, ex­claimed I, one of those men, whom we are taught to vilify as beneath the human species, who brings me sustenance, per­haps at the risk of his life, who shares his morsel with one of those barbarous men, who had recently torn him from all he held dear, and whose base companions are now transporting his darling son to [Page 213] a grievous slavery? Grant me, I ejacu­lated, once more to taste the freedom of my native country, and every moment of my life shall be dedicated to preaching against this detestable commerce. I will fly to our fellow citizens in the southern states; I will, on my knees, conjure them, in the name of humanity, to abolish a trafic, which causes it to bleed in every pore. If they are deaf to the pleadings of nature, I will conjure them, for the sake of consistency, to cease to deprive their fellow creatures of freedom, which their writers, their orators, representatives, senators, and even their constitutions of government, have declared to be the un­alienable birth right of man. My sable friend had no occasion to visit me a third time; for I was taken from my confine­ment, and, after being stripped of the few clothes, and the little property I chanced to have about me, a log was fastened to my leg by a chain, and I was permitted [Page 214] to walk the fore castle of the vessel, with the African and several Spanish and Por­tuguese prisoners. The treatment of the slaves, who plied the oars, the man­agement of the vessel, the order which was observed among this ferocious race, and some notices of our voyage, might af­ford observations, which would be highly gratifying to my readers, if the limits of this work would permit. I will just ob­serve however that the regularity and fre­quency of their devotion was astonishing to me, who had been taught to consider this people as the most blasphemous infidels. In ten days after I was captured, the Ro­ver passed up the straits of Gibralter, and I heard the garrison evening gun fired from that formidable rock; and the next morn­ing hove in sight of the city of Algiers.

END OF VOLUME FIRST.
THE ALGERINE CAPTIVE …
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THE ALGERINE CAPTIVE; OR THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF DOCTOR UPDIKE UNDERHILL: SIX YEARS A PRISONER AMONG THE ALGE­RINES.

—By your patience,
I will a round unvarnished tale deliver
Of my whole course.—
SHAKESPEARE.

VOLUME II.

Published according to ACT of CONGRESS.

PRINTED AT WALPOLE, NEWHAMPSHIRE, BY DAVID CARLISLE, JUN. AND SOLD AT HIS BOOKSTORE. 1797.

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CONTENTS.

  • CHAP. I. The Author is carried into Algiers: Is brought before the Dey: Descrip­tion of his Person, Court and Guards: Manner of selecting the Tenth Prisoner. Page 13
  • CHAP. II. The Slave Market. 21
  • CHAP. III. The Author Dreameth whilst Awake. 26
  • CHAP. IV. Account of my Master Abdel Melic: description of his House, Wife, Coun­try House, and severe Treatment of his Slaves. 31
  • [Page 04]CHAP. V. The Author is encountered by a Ren­egado: Struggles between Faith, the World, the Flesh, and the Devil. Page 40
  • CHAP. VI. The Author is carried to the sacred College of the Mussulman Priest: The Mortifications and Austerities of the Mahometan Recluse. The Mussulman mode of Proselyting. 46
  • CHAP. VII. The Author confereth with a Mollah or Mahometan Priest: Defendeth the Verity of the Christian Creed, and resigns his Body to Slavery, to pre­serve the Freedom of his Mind. 53
  • CHAP. VIII. The Language of the Algerines. 66
  • [Page 05] CHAP. IX. The Author plans an Escape. Page 69
  • CHAP. X. The Author present at a Public Spec­tacle. 74
  • CHAP. XI. The Author feels that he is indeed a Slave. 78
  • CHAP. XII. The Infirmary. 81
  • CHAP. XIII. The Author's Practice as a Surgeon and Physician, in the City of Al­giers. 86
  • CHAP. XIV. Visits a sick Lady. 91
  • [Page vi] CHAP. XV. Sketch of the History of the Algerines. Page 97
  • CHAP. XVI. Description of the City of Algiers. 117
  • CHAP. XVII. The Government of the Algerines. 121
  • CHAP. XVIII. Revenue. 126
  • CHAP. XIX. The Dey's Forces. 130
  • CHAP. XX. Notices of the Habits, Customs, &c. of the Algerines. 132
  • CHAP. XXI. Marriages and Funerals. 135
  • [Page 07] CHAP. XXII. The Religion of the Algerines: Life of the Prophet Mahomet. Page 141
  • CHAP. XXIII. The Sects of Omar and Ali. 150
  • CHAP. XXIV. The Faith of the Algerines. 154
  • CHAP. XXV. Why do not the Powers in Europe suppress the Algerine Depredations? is a Question frequently asked in the United States. 158
  • CHAP. XXVI. An Algerine Law Suit. 165
  • CHAP. XXVII. A Mahometan Sermon. 172
  • [Page 08] CHAP. XXVIII. Of the Jews. Page 178
  • CHAP. XXIX. The Arrival of other American Cap­tives. 184
  • CHAP. XXX. The Author commences Acquaintance with Adonah Ben Benjamin, a Jew. 189
  • CHAP. XXXI. The Author, by Permission of his Mas­ster, travels to Medina, the burial Place of the Prophet Mahomet. 203
  • CHAP. XXXII. The Author is blessed with the Sight and Touch of a most holy Mahometan Saint. 216
  • [Page 09] CHAP. XXXIII. The Author visits the City of Medina: Description of the Prophet's Tomb, and principal Mosque. Page 220
  • CHAP. XXXIV. The Author visits Mecca: Description of the Al Kaaba, or House of God. 223
  • CHAP. XXXV. The Author returns to Scandaroon: Finds Adonah's Son sick: His Con­trition: Is restored to Health. 227
  • CHAP. XXXVI. The Gratitude of a Jew. 229
  • CHAP. XXXVII. Conclusion. 237
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ERRATA.

VOLUME FIRST.
  • Page 41, line 14, for Newell, read Nowell.
  • 45, last line, for returned, read retired.
  • 79, line 10, for funk, read junk.
  • 89, line 16, for instruments read instrument.
  • 99, line 5, dele and.
  • 115, line 2, for every, read even a.
  • 121, line 7 from bottom, for shaped read sha­green.
  • 140. line 5, for mind, read nurse.
  • 143 line 8, for a, read as.
  • 144, line 20 for tistula, read fistula.
  • 153, line 2, from bottom, for porter's boy, read printer's boy.
  • 174, argument, for Palinode, read Monody.
  • 206, line 6, for king sail, read ring sail.
VOLUME SECOND.
  • [Page]Page 30, line 7, for this, read their.
  • 53, motto, line 2, for unvaried, read unraised.
  • 58, line 28, for Heronon, read Hermon.—N. B. from line 24, page 58, to line 8, page 60, inverted quotation commas should have been inserted.
  • 62, line 8, for infallible, read ineffable.
  • 65, line 2, for prophet, read prophets.
  • 66, motto, line 2, for Hotelpotch, read Hotelpot.
  • 91, motto, line 3, for laye, read lowe.
  • 101, line 1, for H [...]rrie, read H [...]rric.
  • 102, line 8, for H [...]rrie, read H [...]rric.
  • 103, line 18, for Come [...]s, read C [...]meres.
  • 114, line 13, for R [...]lly, read Re [...]lly.
  • 119, line 14, for opening, read awning.
  • 127, line 4, for their, read his.
  • Ib. line 6. for magnificene, read magnificence.
  • 17 [...]. line 14, for Ay [...]sha, read Ayesha.
  • 179, line 11, for ten, read often.
  • 210, line 10, for Mamaleuk's, read Mamaluke.
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THE ALGERINE CAPTIVE.

CHAP. I.

There dwell the most forlorn of human kind
Immured, though unaccused, condemned, untried,
Cruelly spared, and hopeless of escape.
COWPER.
ARGUMENT.

The Author is carried into Algiers: Is brought before the Dey: Description of his Person, Court and Guards: Man­ner of selecting the Tenth Prisoner.

WE saluted the castle with seven guns, which was returned with three, and then entered within the im­mense [Page 14] pier, which forms the port. The prisoners, thirty in number, were con­veyed to the castle, where we were re­ceived with great parade by the Dey's troops or cologlies, and guarded to a heavy strong tower of the castle. The Portuguese prisoners, to which nation the Algerines have the most violent an­tipathy, were immediately, with every mark of contempt, spurned into a dark dungeon beneath the foundations of the tower, though there were several mer­chants of eminence, and one young no­bleman, in the number. The Spaniards, whom the Dey's subjects equally detest, and fear more, were confined with me in a grated room, on the second story. We received, the same evening, rations sim­ilar to what, we understood, were issued to the garrison. The next day, we were all led to a cleansing house, where we were cleared from vermin, our hair cut short, and our beards close shaved; thence [Page 15] taken to a bath, and, after being well bathed, we were clothed in coarse linen drawers, a strait waistcoat of the same without sleeves, and a kind of tunic or loose coat over the whole, which, with a pair of leather slippers, and a blue cotton cap, equipped us, as we were informed, to appear in the presence of the Dey, who was to select the tenth prisoner from us in person. The next morning, the dragomen or interpreters, were very bu­sy in impressing upon us the most pro­found respect for the Dey's person and power, and teaching us the obeisance nec­essary to be made in our approaches to this august potentate. Soon after, we were paraded; and Captain Hamed presented each of us with a paper, written in a base kind of Arabic, describing, as I was in­formed, our persons, names, country, and conditions in life; so far as our captors could collect from our several examina­tions. Upon the back of each paper was [Page 16] a mark or number. The same mark was painted upon a flat oval piece of wood, somewhat like a painter's palette, and sus­pended by a small brass chain to our necks, hanging upon our breasts. The guards then formed a hollow square. We were blind folded until we passed the fortifications, and then suffered to view the city, and the immense rabble, which surrounded us, until we came to the palace of the Dey. Here, after much military parade, the gates were thrown open, and we entered a spacious court yard, at the upper end of which the Dey was seated, upon a eminence, covered with the richest carpeting fringed with gold. A circular canopy of Persian silk was raised over his head, from which were suspended curtains of the richest embroidery, drawn into festoons by silk cords and tassels, enriched with pearls. Over the eminence, upon the right and left, were canopies, which almost vied in [Page 17] riches with the former, under which stood the Mufti, his numerous Hadgi's, and his principal officers, civil and military; and on each side about seven hundred foot guards were drawn up in the form of a half moon.

The present Dey, Vizier Hassen Ba­shaw, is about forty years of age, five feet ten inches in height, inclining to corpulen­cy, with a countenance rather comely than commanding; an eye which betrays sagacity, rather than inspires awe: the latter is sufficiently inspired by the fierce appearance of his guards, the splen­dour of his attendants, the grandeur of his court, and the magnificence of his at­tire. He was arrayed in a sumptuous Turkish habit. His feet were shod with buskins, bound upon his legs with dia­mond buttons in loops of pearl; round his waist was a broad sash, glittering with jew­els, to which was suspened a broad scim­itar, the hilt of which dazzled the eye [Page 18] with brilliants of the first water, and the sheath of which was of the finest velvet, studded with gems and the purest gold. In his scarf was stuck a poignard and pair of pistols of exquisite workmanship. These pistols and poignard were said to have been a present from the late unfortu­nate Louis the sixteenth. The former was of pure gold, and the value of the work was said to exceed that of the pre­cious mettle two hundred times. Upon the Dey's head was a turban with the point erect, which is peculiar to the roy­al family. A large diamond crescent shone conspicuous in the front, on the back of which a socket received the quills of two large ostrich feathers, which wav­ed in graceful majesty over his head. The prisoners were directed by turns to approach the foot of the eminence. When within thirty paces, we were made to throw ourselves upon the earth and creep towards the Dey, licking the dust as [Page 19] a token of reverence and submission. As each captive approached, he was com­manded to rise, pull of his slippers, and stand with his face bowed to the ground, and his arms crossed over his breast. The chieux or secretary then took the paper he carried and read the same. To some the Dey put questions by his drog­oman, others were dismissed by a slight nod of his head. After some consulta­tion among the chief men, an officer came to where the prisoners were pa­raded, and called for three by the num­ber, which was marked on their breasts. The Dey's prerogative gives him the right to select the tenth of all prisoners; and, as the service or ransom of them constitutes one part of his revenue, his policy is to choose those, whose friends or wealth would be most likely to en­rich his coffers. At this time, he select­ed two wealthy Portuguese merchants, and a young nobleman of the same na­tion, [Page 20] called Don Juan Combri. Im­mediately after this selection, we were car­ried to a strong house, or rather prison, in the city, and there guarded by an of­ficer and some of the crew of the Rover, that had taken us. The remainder of us being considered as private prop­erty, another selection was made by the captain and owners of the Rover; and all such, as could probably pay their ransom in a short time, were removed into a place of safety and suffered only a close confinement. The remnant of my companions being only eleven, consisted of the Negro slave, five Portuguese, two Spanish sailors, an Italian fiddler, a Dutch­man from the Cape of Good Hope, and his Hottentot servant. As we could prof­fer no probability of ransom we were re­served for another fate.

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CHAP. II.

Despoiled of all the honours of the free,
The beaming dignities of man eclipsed,
Degraded to a beast, and basely sold
In open shambles, like the stalled ox.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Slave Market.

ON the next market day, we were stripped of the dress, in which we appeared at court A napkin was wrapped round our loins, and a coarse cloak thrown over our shoulders. We were then exposed for sale in the market place, which was a spacious square, inclos­ed by ranges of low shops, in different sections of which were exposed the va­rious articles intended for sale. One section was gay with flowers; another exposed all the fruits of the season. Grapes, dates, pomegranates, and orang­es [Page 22] lay in tempting baskets. A third was devoted to sallads and pot herbs; a fourth to milk and cream. Between every section was a small room, where those, who come to market, might occa­sionally refresh themselves with a pipe of tobacco, a cud of opium, a glass of sher­bet, or other cooling liquors. Sherbet is composed of lemons, oranges, sugar, and water. It is what we, in New England, call beverage. In the centre of the mar­ket, an oblong square was railed in, where the dealers in beasts and slaves exposed their commodities for sale. Here were camels, mules, asses, goats, hares, dromedaries, women and men, and all other creatures, whether for appetite or use; and I observed that the purchasers turned from one article to the other, with equal indifference. The women slaves were concealed in a latticed shop, but the men were exposed in open view in a stall, situated between those appropriated [Page 23] to the asses and to the kumrah, a wretch­ed looking, though serviceable animal in that country, propagated by a jack upon a cow. I now discovered the reason of the alteration in our dress; for, as the people here, no more than in New En­gland, love to buy a pig in the poke, our loose coats were easily thrown open, and the purchaser had an opportunity of ex­amining into the state of our bodies. It was astonishing to observe, how critically they examined my muscles, to see if I was naturally strong; moved my limbs in va­rious directions, to detect any latent lameness or injury in the parts; and struck suddenly before my eyes, to judge by my winking, if I was clear sighted. Though I could not understand their language, I doubt not, they spoke of my activity, strength, age, &c. in the same manner, as we at home talk in the swop of a horse. One old man was very crit­ical in his examination of me. He made [Page 24] me walk, run, lie down, and lift a weight of about sixty pounds. He went out, and soon returned with another man. They conferred together, and the second was more critical in his examination than the first. He obliged me to run a few rods, and then laid his hand suddenly to my heart, to see, as I conjecture, if my wind was good. By the old man I was pur­chased. What the price given for me was, I cannot tell. An officer of the mar­ket attested the contract, and I was oblig­ed by the master of the shop, who sold me upon commissions, for the benefit of the concerned in the Rover, to lie down in the street, take the foot of my new mas­ter, and place it upon my neck; making to him, what the lawyers call, attornment. I was then seized by two slaves, and led to the house of my new master.

Perhaps the free citizen of the United States may, in the warmth of his patriot­ism, accuse me of a tameness of spirit, in [Page 25] submitting to such gross disgrace. I will not justify myself. Perhaps I ought to have asserted the dignity of our nation, in despite of bastinadoes, chains, or even death itself. Charles the twelfth of Swe­den has however been stigmatized by the historian, as a madman, for opposing the insulting Turk, when a prisoner, though assisted by nearly two hundred brave men. If any of my dear countrymen censure my want of due spirit, I have only to wish him in my situation at Algiers, that he may avail himself of a noble opportunity of suffering gloriously for his country.

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CHAP. III.

True, I talk of dreams,
Which are the children of an idle brain,
Begot of nothing but vain fantasy,
Which is as thin of substance as the air,
And more inconstant than the wind;
Who woos
Even now the frozen bosom of the north,
And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence,
Turning his face to the dew dropping south.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author Dreameth whilst Awake.

THE higher his rank in socie­ty, the further is man removed from na­ture. Grandeur draws a circle round the great, and often excludes from them the finer feelings of the heart. The wretch­ed are all of one family; and ever regard each other as brethren. Among the slaves of my new master, I was received [Page 27] with pity, and treated with tenderness, bordering upon fraternal affection. They could not indeed speak my language, and I was ignorant of theirs; but, by dividing the scanty meal, composing my couch of straw, and alleviating my more rugged la­bours, they spake that universal language of benevolence, which needs no linguist to interpret.

It is true, I did not meet, among my fellow slaves, the rich and the noble, as the dramatist and the novelist had taught me to expect. To betray a weakness I will confess that, sometime after I was captured, I often suffered fancy to cheat me of my "weary moments," by por­traying those scenes, which had often a­mused me in my closet, and delighted me on the stage. Sometimes, I even contem­plated with pleasure the company and converse of my fellow slaves. I expected to find them men of rank at least, if not of learning. I fancied my master's cook [Page 28] an English lord; his valet an Italian duke; his groom a knight of Malta; and even his foot boy some little lively French marquis. I fancied my future master's head gardener, taking me one side, pro­fessing the warmest friendship, and telling me in confidence that he was a Spanish Don with forty noble names; that he had fallen in love with my master's fair daughter, whose mother was a christian slave; that the young lady was equally charmed with him; that she was to rob her father of a rich casket of jewels, there being no dishonour in stealing from an infidel; jump into his arms in boy's clothes that very night, and escape by a vessel, already provided, to his native country. I saw in imagination all this accomplished. I saw the lady descend the rope ladder; heard the old man and his servants pursue; saw the lady carried off breathless in the arms of her knight; arrive safe in Spain; was present at the [Page 29] lady's baptism into the catholic church, and at her marriage with her noble deliv­erer. I was myself almost stifled with the caresses of the noble family, for the part I had borne in this perilous adventure; and in fine married to Donna some body, the Don's beautiful sister; returned into my own country, loaded with beauty and riches; and perhaps was aroused from my reverie by a poor fellow slave, whose ex­treme ignorance had almost blunted the sensibility of his own wretchedness.

Indeed, so sweet were the delusions of my own fancy, I am loth to destroy the innocent gratification, which the read­ers of novels and plays enjoy from the works of a Behn and a Colman; but the sober character of the historian compels me to assure my readers that, whatever may have happened in the sixteenth cen­tury, I never saw during my captivity, a man of any rank, family, or fortune a­mong the menial slaves. The Dey, as I [Page 30] have already observed, selecting his tenth prisoner from those, who would most probably afford the richest ransom, those concerned in the captures are influenced by the same motive. All, who may be expected to be ransomed, are deprived of this liberty, it is true; but fed, clothed, and never put to manual labour, except as a punishment for some actual crime, or attempting to recover their lib­erty. The menial slaves are generally composed of the dregs of those nations, with whom they are at war; but, though my fellow slaves were grossly illiterate, I must do them the justice to say, they had learned well the kinder virtues: those vir­tues, which schools and colleges often fail to teach, which, as Aristotle well observes, are like a flame of fire. Light them up in whatever climate you will, they burn and shine ever the same.

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CHAP. IV.

One day (may that returning day be night.
The stain the curse of each succeeding year!)
For something or for nothing, in his pride
He struck me. While I tell it do I live!!
YOUNG'S REVENGE.
ARGUMENT.

Account of my Master Abdel Melic: de­scription of his House, Wife, Country House, and severe Treatment of his Slaves.

THE name of my master was Abdel Melic. He had been former­ly an officer in the Dey's troops, and, it was said, had rendered the Dey's father some important service in an insurrection, and was therefore highly respected; though at that time he had no publick employ­ment. He was an austere man; his nat­ural severity being probably encreased by his employment as a military officer. I [Page 32] never saw the face of any other person in his family, except the male slaves. The houses of the Algerines are nearly all up­on the same model; consisting of a building towards the street of one or two stories, which is occupied by the master and male domes­tics, and which is connected by a gallery up­on the ground, if the house is of one story; if of two, the entrance is above stairs, to a building of nearly the same size behind, which has no windows or lattices at the side, but only looking into a garden, which is always surrounded by a high wall. In these back apartments [...] women are lodged, both wives and slaves. My mas­ter had a wife, the daughter of a princi­pal officer in the Dey's court, and, to my surprise, had only one. I found it to be a vulgar errour, that the Algerines had gen­erally more. It is true they are allowed four by their law; but they generally find, as in our country, one lady sufficient for all the comforts of connubial life; and [Page 33] never take another, except family alliance or barrenness renders it eligible or nec­essary. The more I became acquainted with their customs, the more was I struck with their great resemblance to the pa­triarchical manners, described in holy writ. Concubinage is allowed; but few respectable people practise it, except for the sake of heirs. With the Algerines the barrenness of a RACHEL is sometimes compensated to the husband, by the fertil­ity of a BILHAH. After I had lived in this town house about three weeks, dur­ing which time I was clothed after the fashion of the country, my master moved, with his whole family, to a country house on the river Saffran. Our journey, which was about twelve miles, was per­formed in the evening. Two carriages, resembling our travelling waggons, con­tained the women. Only the bodies of them were latticed, and furnished with cur­tains to cover them in the day time, which [Page 34] were rolled up in the evening. Two slaves preceded the carriages. Abdel Melic followed on horseback, and I ac­companied a baggage waggon in the rear. When we arrived at the country house, the garden gates were thrown open, and the carriages with the women entered. The men were introduced to the front apartments. I found here several more slaves, equally ignorant and equally attentive and kind towards me, as those I had seen in the town. The next day, we were all set to work in digging for the foundation of a new wall, which was to enlarge our master's gardens. The weath­er was sultry. The soil below the surface was almost a quicksand. I, un­used to hard labour, found my strength soon exhausted. My fellow slaves, com­passionating my distress, were anxious, by changing places with me, to render my share of the labour less toilsome. As we had our stint for the whole party staked [Page 35] out to us every morning, it was in the power of my kind fellow labourers to fa­vour me much. Often would they re­quest me, by signs, to repose myself in the shade, while they encouraged each other to perform my share of the task. After a while, our master came to inspect the work; and, conceiving that it did not progress as fast as he wished, he put an overseer over us, who, finding me not so active as the rest, first threatened and then struck me with his whip. This was the first disgraceful blow I had ever received. Judge you, my gallant, freeborn fellow citizens, you, who rejoice daily in our federal strength and independence, what were my sensations. I threw down my spade with disdain, and retired from my work, lowering indignation upon my in­sulting oppressor. Upon his lifting his whip to strike me again, I flew at him, collared him, and threw him on his back. Then, setting my foot on his breast, I [Page 36] called upon my fellow slaves to assist me to bind the wretch, and to make one glo­rious effort for our freedom. But I called in vain. They could not com­prehend my language; and, if they could, I spoke to slaves, astonished at my pre­sumption, and dreading the consequences for me and themselves. After their first astonishment, they ran and took me gent­ly off from the overseer, and raised him with the greatest respect. No sooner was he upon his feet than, mad with rage, he took up a mattoc; and, with a violent blow upon my head, levelled me to the ground. I lay senseless, and was awak­ened from my stupor by the severe lashes of his whip, with which the dastardly wretch continued to beat me, until his strength failed. I was then left to the care of my fellow slaves, who could only wash my wounds with their tears. Com­plaint was immediately made to my mas­ter, and I was sent to work in a stone [Page 37] quarry about two miles from the house. At first, I rejoiced in escaping the malice of this merciless overseer, but soon found I had made no advantageous exchange. I was surrounded by the most miserable objects. My fellow labourers had been put to this place, as a punishment for do­mestic crimes, or for their superiour strength, and all were obliged to labour equally hard. To break hard rocks with heavy mauls, to transport large stones upon our backs up the craggy sides of the quarry, were our common labours; and to drink water, which would have been delicious, if cold, and to eat black barley bread and onions, our daily fare; while the few hours, allotted to rest upon our flinty beds, were disturbed by the tormenting insects, or on my part by the more tor­menting dreams of the dainties of my fa­ther's house. There is a spring under a rock upon my father's farm, which we called the cold spring, from which we us­ed [Page 38] to supply our family with water, and prided ourselves in presenting it as a re­freshing beverage, in summer, to our visit­ors. How often, after working beyond my strength, on a sultry African day, in that horrid quarry, have I dreamed of dipping my cup in that cold spring, and fancied the waters eluding my taste as I raised it to my lips. Being presented with a tumbler filled from this spring, af­ter my return, in a large, circle of friends, the agonies I had suffered came so forci­bly into my recollection, that I could not drink the water, but had the weakness to melt into tears.

How naturally did the emaciated prod­igal, in the scripture, think upon the bread in his father's house. Bountiful Father of the Universe, how are com­mon blessings of thy providence despised. When I ate of the bread of my father's house, and drank of his refreshing spring, no grateful return was made to him or [Page 39] thee. It was amidst the parched sands and flinty rocks of Africa that thou taughtest me, that the bread was indeed pleasant, and the water sweet. Let those of our fellow citizens, who set at nought the rich blessings of our federal union, go like me to a land of slavery, and they will then learn how to appreciate the value of our free government.

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CHAP. V.

A christian is the highest stile of man.
And is there, who the blessed cross wipes off,
As a foul blot from his dishonour'd brow?
If angels tremble, 'tis at such a sight:
The wretch they quit, desponding of their charge,
More struck with grief or wonder, who can tell?
YOUNG.
ARGUMENT.

The Author is encountered by a Renegado: Struggles between Faith, the World, the Flesh, and the Devil.

AS I was drooping under my daily task, I saw a young man habited in the Turkish dress, whose clear skin and florid cheek convinced me he was not a native of the country; whose mild air and manners betrayed nothing of the fe­rocity of the renegado. The stile of his turban pronounced him a Mahometan; but the look of pity, he cast towards the [Page 41] christian slaves, was entirely inconsistent with the pious hauteur of the mussulman; for christian dog is expressed as strongly by the features as the tongue of him, they call a true believer. He arrested my atten­tion. For a moment I suspended my la­bour. At the same moment, an unmer­ciful lash, from the whip of the slave driv­er, recalled my attention to my work, and excited his, who was the cause of my neg­lect. At his approach, the slave driver quitted me. The stranger accosted me, and in good English commisserated my distresses, which, he said, he should de­plore the more, if they were remediless. When a man is degraded to the most ab­ject slavery, lost to his friends, neglected by his country, and can anticipate no rest but in the grave, is not his situation rem­ediless, I replied? Renounce the Chris­tian, and embrace the Mahometan faith; you are no longer a slave, and the de­lights of life await you, retorted he. You [Page 42] see me. I am an Englishman. For three years after my captivity, like you, I groaned under the lash of the slave driv­er; I ate the scanty morsel of bitterness, moistened with my tears. Borne down by the complicated ills of hunger and severe labour, I was carried to the infir­mary for slaves, to breathe my last, where I was visited by a Mollah or Mahometan priest. He pitied the misfortunes of a wretch, who, he said, had suffered a cruel existence, in this life, and had no rational hopes of exchanging it for a better, in the world to come. He opened the great truths of the mussulman faith. By his assistance I recovered my health, and was received a­mong the faithful. Embraced and protect­ed by the rich and powerful, I have now a house in the city, a country residence on the Saffran, two beautiful wives, a train of domestics; and a respectable place in the Dey's customs defrays the expense. Come, added he, let me send [Page 43] my friend, the Mollah, to you. He will remove your scruples, and, in a few days, you will be as free and happy as I am. I looked at him with astonishment. I had ever viewed the character of an a­postate as odious and detestable. I turn­ed from him with abhorrence, and for once embraced my burthen with pleasure. Indeed I pity you, said he. I sorrow for your distresses, and pity your preju­dices. I pity you too, replied I, the tears standing in my eyes. My body is in slave­ry, but my mind is free. Your body is at liberty, but your soul is in the most abject slavery, in the gall of bitterness and bond of iniquity. You have sold your God for filthy lucre; and "what shall it profit you, if you gain the whole world and lose your own soul, or what shall a man give in ex­change for his soul." I respect your prej­udices, said the stranger, because I have been subject to them myself. I was born in Birmingham in England, and educated a [Page 44] rigid dissenter. No man is more subject to prejudice than an Englishman, and no sec­tary more obstinately attached to his tenets than the dissenter. But I have conversed with the Mollah, and I am convinced of the errours of my education. Converse with him likewise. If he does not convince you, you may glory in the christian faith; as that faith will be then founded on ra­tional preference, and not merely on your ignorance of any other religious system. Suggest the least desire to converse with the Mollah, and an order from the Mufti will come to your master. You will be clothed and fed at the public expense; be lodged one month in the college of the priest; and not returned to your labours, until the priest shall declare you incorrigible. He then left me. The heat increased, and my strength wast­ed. The prospect of some alleviation from labour, and perhaps a curiosity to hear what could be said in favour of so [Page 45] detestably ridiculous a system, as the Mahometan imposture, induced me, when I saw the Englishman again, to signify my consent to converse with the Mollah.

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CHAP. VI.

Hear I, or dream I hear that distant strain,
Sweet to the soul and tasting strong of Heaven,
Soft wafted on celestial pity's plume!!
ANON.
ARGUMENT.

The Author is carried to the sacred College of the Mussulman Priest: The Mortifi­cations and Austerities of the Mahometan Recluse. The Mussulman mode of Pros­elyting.

THE next day, an order came from the Mufti to my master, who receiv­ed the order, touched his forehead with the tefta respectfully, and directed me to be instantly delivered to the Mollah. I was carried to the college, a large gloomy building, on the outside; but, within the walls, it was an earthly paradise. The [Page 47] stately rooms, refreshing baths, cooling fountains, luxuriant gardens, ample lar­ders, rich carpets, downy sofas, and silken mattresses, offered with profusion all those soft excitements to indolent pleasure, which the most refined voluptu­ary could desire. I have often ob­served that, in all countries, except New England, those, whose profession it is to decry the luxuries and vanities of this world, some how or other, con­trive to possess the greatest portion of them.

Immediately upon my entering these sa­cred walls, I was carried to a warm bath, into which I was immediately plunged; while my attendants, as if emulous to cleanse me from all the filth of errour, rub­bed me so hard with their hands and flesh brushes, that I verily thought they would have flayed me. While I was relaxed with the tepid, I was suddenly plunged into a contiguous cold bath. I confess I [Page 48] apprehended dangerous consequences, from so sudden a check of such violent perspiration; but I arose from the cold bath highly invigorated. * I was then an­ointed in all parts, which had been ex­posed to the sun with a preparation of a gum, called the balm of Mecca. This ap­plication excited a very uneasy sensation, similar to the stroke of the water pepper, [Page 49] to which "the liberal shepherds give a grosser name." In twenty four hours, the sun browned cuticle peeled off, and left my face, hands, legs, and neck as fair as a child's of six months old. This balm the Algerine ladies procure at a great expense, and use it as a cosmetic to heighten their beau­ty.

After I had been clothed in the drawers, slippers, loose coat, and shirt of the country, if shirt it could be called, which neck had none; with a decoction of the herb hen­na, my hands and feet were tinged yel­low: which colour, they said, denoted purity of intention. I was lodged and fed well, and suffered to amuse myself, and recover my sanity of body and mind. On the eleventh day, as I was reclining on the margin of a retired fountain, re­flecting on my dear native country, I [...] joined by the Mollah. He was [...] of about thirty years of age, of [...] pleasing countenance and [...] [Page 50] He was born at Antioch, and educated a christian of the Greek church. He was designed by his parents for a pre­ferment in that church, when he was cap­tured by the Algerines, and almost imme­diately, conformed to the mussulman faith; and was in high esteem in the sa­cred college of the priests. As he spoke latin and some modern languages fluent­ly, was well versed in the bible and chris­tian doctrines, he was often employed in proselyting the European slaves, and prided himself in his frequent suc­cess.

He accosted me with the sweetest mod­ulation of voice; kindly inquired after my welfare; begged to know if my lodg­ing, dress, and fare, were agreeable; as­suring me that, if I wished to alter either, in such a manner as to bring them nearer to the fare and modes of my native country, and would give my directions, they should be obeyed. He requested me to appoint [Page 51] a time, when we might converse upon the great subject of religion. He observed that he wished me free from bodily indis­position, and that the powers of my mind would recover their activity. He said, the holy faith, he offered to my embraces, disdained the use of other powers than ra­tional argument; that he left to the church of Rome, and its merciless inquisitors, all the honour and profit of conversion by faggots, dungeons, and racks. He made some further inquiry, as to my usage in the college, and retired. I had been so long accustomed to the insolence of do­mestic tyranny; so often groaned under the whip and burthen; so often been buffetted, spurned and spit upon, that I had steeled my mind against the sorce and terrour, I anticipated from the Mollah; but was totally unprepared for such ap­parent candour and gentleness. Though I viewed his conduct as insidious, yet he no sooner retired than, overcome by his [Page 52] suavity of manners, for the first time I trembled for my faith, and burst into tears.

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CHAP. VII.

But pardon, gentles all,
The flat, unvaried spirit, that hath dared,
On this unworthy scaffold, to bring forth
So great an object.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author confereth with a Mollah or Mahometan Priest: Defendeth the Verity of the Christian Creed, and resigns his Body to Slavery, to preserve the Freedom of his Mind.

UPON the margin of a refresh­ing fountain, shadowed by the fragrant branches of the orange, date, and pome­granate, for five successive days I main­tained the sacred truths of our holy relig­ion, against the insidious attack of the mussulman priest. To be more perspic­uous, I have condensed our conversation, [Page 54] and, to avoid useless repetition, have as­sumed the manner of a dialogue.

Mollah.

Born in New England, my friend, you are a christian purified by Calvin. Born in the Campania of Rome, you had been a papist. Nursed by the Hindoos, you would have entered the pagoda with reverence, and worshipped the soul of your ancestor in a duck. Educated on the bank of the Wolga the Delai Lama had been your god. In Chi­na, you would have worshipped Tien, and perfumed Confucius, as you bowed in adoration before the tablets of your an­cestors. Cradled with the Parsees of In­dostan, you had adored fire, and trembled with pious awe, as you presented your rice and your ghee to the adorable cock and dog.

A wise man adheres not to his religion, because it was that of his ancestors. He will examine the creeds of other nations, compare them with his own, and hold fast that, which is right.

Author.
[Page 55]

You speak well. I will bring my religion to the test. Compare it with the—the—

Mollah.

Speak out boldly. No ad­vantage shall be taken. You would say, with the Mahometan imposture. To de­termine which of two revealed religions is best, two inquiries are alone necessary. First, which of them has the highest proof of its divine origin, and which inculcates the purest morals: that is, of which have we the greatest certainty that it came from God, and which is calculated to do most good to mankind.

Author.

True. As to the first point, our bible was written by men divinely in­spired.

Mollah.

Our alcoran was written by the finger of the Deity himself. But who told you, your bible was written by men divinely inspired.

Author.

We have received it from our ancestors, and we have as good evidence [Page 56] for the truths it contains, as we have in profane history for any historical fact.

Mollah.

And so have we for the alco­ran. Our sacred and profane writers all prove the existence of such a prophet as Mahomet, that he received the sacred vol­ume from the hand of Gabriel, and the traditions of our ancestors confirm our faith.

Author.

We know, the christian reli­gion is true, from its small beginnings and wonderful increase. None but Deity himself could have enabled a few illiterate fishermen to spread a religion over the world, and perpetuate it to posterity.

Mollah.

Your argument I [...]ow to be forcible, but grant us also the use of it. Mahomet was an illiterate camel driver. Could he, who could not read nor write, have published a book, which for its ex­cellence has astonished the world? Would the learned of Medina and Mecca have become his disciples? Could Omar and [Page 57] Abubeker, his successours, equally illiterate, have become the admiration of the world? If you argue from the astonishing spread of your faith, view our prophet, born five hundred and sixty nine years, and dating the promulgation of his doctrine six hun­dred and twenty years after the birth of your prophet. See the extensive coun­tries of Persia, Arabia, Syria, Egypt, all rejoicing in its benign influence. See our holy faith pouring its divine rays of light into Russia, and Tartary. See it received by enlightened Greece, raising its crescent through the vast Turkish em­pire, and the African states. See Pales­tine, and Jerusalem the birth place of your prophet, filled with the disciples of ours. See Asia and Africa, and a great part of Europe acknowledging the unity of God, and the mission of his prophet. In a word, view the world. See two ma­hometans of a religion, which arose six hundred and twenty years after yours, to one [Page 58] christian, computing those of all denomi­nations, and then give your argument of the miraculous spread of religion its due weight.

My blood boiled to hear this infidel vaunt himself thus triumphantly against my faith; and, if it had not been for a prudence, which in hours of zeal I have since had cause to lament, I should have taken vengeance of him upon the spot. I restrained my anger, and observed, our religion is supported by miracles.

Mollah.

So is ours; which is the more remarkable, as our great prophet de­clared, he was not sent into the world to work miracles, but to preach the unity of the first cause, the resurrection of the dead, the bliss of paradise, and the tor­ments of the damned. Yet his whole life was a miracle. He was no sooner born than, with a voice, like the thundering of Heronon, he pronounced the adorable creed to his mother and nurses: I profess [Page 59] that there is only one God, and that I am his apostle. He was circumcised from all eternity; and, at the same hour, a voice of four mighty angels was heard proclaiming from the four corners of the holy house. The first saying, proclaim the truth is risen, and all lies shall return into hell. The second uttering, now is born an apostle of your own nation, and the Omnipotent is with him. The words of the third were, a book full of illustrious light is sent to you from God; and the fourth voice was heard to say, O Maho­met, we have sent thee to be a prophet, apostle, and guide to the world.

When the sent of God was about three years old, the blessed child retired into a cave, at the basis of mount Uriel; when the archangel Gabriel, covering his face with his wings, in awful respect approach­ed him saying, Bismillahi Rrahmani Rrha­himi; in the name of the one Almighty, Compassionate, and Merciful, I am sent to [Page 60] pluck from thy heart the root of evil; for thy prayers have shaken the pillars of e­ternal decree. The infant prophet said, the will of thy Lord and mine be done. The archangel, then opened his bosom with a lancet of adamant, and, taking out his heart, squeezed from it the black drop of original sin; and, having restored the heart, sunk gently into the bosom of the Houri.

Do you wish for more miracles? Hear how the prophet, in the dark night, pass­sed the seven heavens upon the sacred mule; of the mighty angel he saw, of such astonishing magnitude, that it was twelve thousand days journey in the space be­tween his eye brows; of the years he pent in perusing the book of destiny; and how he returned, so speedily that, the mattress was not cold, and he recovered the pitcher at his bed side, which he had overset at his departure, so that not one drop of water was lost. Contrast these [Page 61] with those of your prophet. He then vented a volume of reproach horrible to hear, and too blasphemous to defile my paper.

Author.

Our religion was disseminated in peace; yours was promulgated by the sword.

Mollah.

My friend, you surely have not read the writings of your own histo­rians. The history of the christian church is a detail of bloody massacre: from the institution of the christian thundering le­gion, under Constantine the great, to the expulsion of the Moors out of Spain by the ferocious inquisition, or the dragoon­ing of the Hugonots from France, under Louis the great. The mussulmen never yet forced a man to adopt their faith. When Abubeker, the caliph, took a chris­tian city, he forbore to enter a principal church, as he should pray in the temple of God; and, where he prayed, the build­ing would be established as a mosque by [Page 62] the piety of the faithful. The compan­ions and successours of the apostle conquer­ed cities and kingdoms, like other nations. They gave civil laws to the conquered, according to the laws of nations; but they never forced the conscience of any man. It is true, they then and we now, when a slave pronounces the infallible creed, immediately knock off his fet­ters and receive him as a brother; be­cause we read in the book of Zuni that the souls of true believers are bound up in one fragrant bundle of eternal love. We leave it to the christians of the West In­dies, and christians of your southern plan­tations, to baptize the unfortunate Af­rican into your faith, and then use your brother christians as brutes of the des­ert.

Here I was so abashed for my country, I could not answer him.

Author.

But you hold a sensual par­adise.

Mollah.
[Page 63]

So the doctors of your church tell you; but a sensual heaven is no more imputable to us than to you. When the Most Holy condescends to reveal him­self to man in human language, it must be in terms commensurate with our con­ception. The enjoyment of the Houri, those immortal virgins, who will attend the beatified believer; the splendid pa­vilions of the heavens, are all but types and significations of holy joys too sub­lime for man in flesh to conceive of. In your bible, I read, your prophet refers to the time, when he should drink new wine in his father's kingdom. Now would it be candid in me to hastily brand the heav­en of your prophet as sensual, and to rep­resent your faithful in bliss as a club of wine bibbers?

Author.

But you will allow the pre­eminence of the morality of the sacred scriptures.

Mollah.

Your scriptures contain many [Page 64] excellent rules of life. You are there taught to be kindly affectionate one to­wards another; but they recommend the use of wine, and do not forbid gaming. The alcoran, by forbidding in express terms the use of either, cuts from its fol­lower the two principal sources of disqui­et and misery. Read then this spotless book. There you will learn to love those of our faith, and not hate those of any other. You will learn the necessity of being vir­tuous here, that you may be happy and not miserable hereafter. You will learn re­signation to the will of the Holy One; because you will know, that all the events of your life were, in the embryo of time, forged on the anvils of Divine Wisdom. In a word, you will learn the unity of God, which, notwithstanding the cavil of your divines, your prophet, like ours, came into the world to establish, and every man of reason must believe. You need not renounce your prophet. Him we re­spect [Page 65] as a great apostle of God; but Ma­homet is the seal of the prophet. Turn then, my friend, from slavery to the de­lights of life. Throw off the shackles of education from your soul, and be wel­come to the joys of the true believer. Lift your finger to the immensity of space, and confess that there is one God, and that Mahomet is his apostle.

I have thus given a few sketches of the manner of this artful priest. After five days conversation, disgusted with his fa­bles, abashed by his assurance, and almost confounded by his sophistry, I resumed my slave's attire, and sought safety in my former servitude.

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CHAP. VIII.

Et cest lingue, nest forsque un term similitudina­rie, et est a tant a dire, hotchpotch.
COKE ON LITTLETON, Lib. iii. Sec. 268.
ARGUMENT.

The Language of the Algerines.

THE very day, I was dismissed from the college of the priests, I was re­turned to my master, and the next morn­ing sent again to labour in the quarry. To my surprise, no harsh reflections were made upon, what these true believers must have stiled, my obstinate prejudice against the true faith; for I am sensible that my master was so good a mussulman as to have rejoiced in my conversion, though it might affect his purse. I experienced [Page 67] the extremest contumely and severity; but I was never branded as a heretic. I had by this time acquired some knowl­edge of their language, if language it could be called, which bad defiance to modes and tenses, appearing to be the shreds and clippings of all the tongues, dead and living, ever spoken since the creation. It is well known on the sea coasts of the Mediterranean by the name of LINGUA FRANCA. Probably it had its rise in the awkward endeavours of the natives to converse with strangers from all parts of the world, and the vulgar people, calling all foreigners Franks, supplied its name. I the more readily acquired this jargon, as it contained many Latin derivatives. If I have conjectured the principle, upon which the Lingua Franca was originally formed, it is applied through all stages of its existence: every person having good right to introduce words and phrases from his vernacular tongue, and which, with [Page 68] some alteration in accent, are readily a­dopted.*

This medley of sounds is generally spoken, but the people of the higher rank pride themselves in speaking pure Arabic. My conference with the Mol­lah was effected in Latin, which the priest pronounced very differently from the learned president and professors of Har­vard college, but delivered himself with fluency and elegance.

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CHAP. IX.

With aspect sweet, as heavenly messenger
On deeds of mercy sent, a form appears.
Unfading chaplets bloom upon her brow,
Eternal smiles play o'er her winning face.
And frequent promise opes her flattering lips.
'Tis HOPE, who from the dayless dungeon
Points the desponding wretch to scenes of bliss,
And ever and anon she draws the veil
Of blank futurity, and shews him where,
Far, far beyond the oppressor's cruel grasp,
His malice and his chains, he shares again
The kindred mirth and feast under the roof
Paternal, or beside his social fire
Presses the lovely partner of his heart,
While the dear pledges of their mutual love
Gambol around in sportive innocence.
Anon th' illusive phantom mocks his sight,
And leaves the frantic wretch to die
In pristine darkness, fetters and despair!!
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Author plans an Escape.

I FOUND many more slaves at work in the stone quarry, than when I [Page 70] quitted it; and the labours and hard fare seemed, if possible, to be augmented. The ease and comfort, with which I lived for some weeks past, had vitiated my appetite, softened my hands, and relaxed my whole frame, so that my coarse fare and rugged labours seemed more insupportable. I nauseated our homely food, and the skin peeled from my hands and shoulders. I made what inquiries I could, as to the interiour geography of the country, and comforted myself with theh ope of escape; conceiving it, under my desperate circum­stances, possible to penetrate unobserved the interiour country, by the eastern boundaries of the kingdom of Morocco, and then pass on south west, until I struck the river Sanaga, and coursing that to its mouth I knew would bring me to some of the European settlements near Goree or Cape Verd. Preparatory to my intend­ed escape I had procured an old goat's skin, which to make into something like a [Page 71] knapsack, I deprived myself of many hours of necessary sleep; and of many a scanty meal to fill it with provisions. By the use of my Lingua Franca and a lit­tle Arabic, I hoped to obtain the assist­ance of the slaves and lower orders of the people, through whom I might journey. The only insurmountable difficulty in my projects was to elude the vigilance of our overseers. By a kind of roll call the slaves were numbered every night and morning, and at meal times: but, very fortunate­ly, a probable opportunity of escaping unnoticed soon offered. It was announced to the slaves that in three days time there would be a day of rest, a holiday, when they would be allowed to recreate them­selves in the fields. This intelligence diffused general joy. I received it with rapture. I doubled my diligence in my preparations; and, in the afternoon pre­vious to this fortunate day, I contrived to place my little stock of provisions under [Page 72] a rock at a small distance from the quarry. At sunset we were all admitted to bathe, and I retired to my repose with bright hopes of freedom in my heart, which were suc­ceeded by the most pleasing dreams of my native land. That Beneficent Being, who brightens the slumbers of the wretched with rays of bliss, can alone express my raptures, when, in the visions of that night, I stepped lightly over a father's thresh­hold; was surrounded by congratulating friends and faithful domestics; was press­ed by the embraces of a father; and with holy joy felt a mother's tears moisten my cheek.

Early in the dawn of the morning, I was awakened by the congratulations of my fellows, who immediately collected in small groups, planning out the intended amusements of the day. Scarce had they portioned the little space alloted to ease, according their various inclinations, when an express order came from our [Page 73] master that we should go under the im­mediate direction of our overseers, to a plain, about five miles distance, to be present at a publick spectacle. This was a grievous disappointment to them, and more especially to me. I buoyed up my spirits however with the hopes that, in the hurry and crowd, I might find means to escape, which, although I knew I could not return for my knapsack, I was resolved to attempt, having a little millet and two onions in my pocket.

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CHAP. X.

O beasts of pity void! to oppress the weak,
To point your vengeance at the friendless head.
ANON.
ARGUMENT.

The Author present at a Public Specta­cle.

WE were soon paraded and marched to the plain, to be amused with the promised spectacle, which, notwith­standing it might probably frustrate my attempts for freedom, I anticipated with a pleasing curiosity. When we arrived at the plain, we found, surrounding a spot, fenced in with a slight railing, a large concourse of people, among whom I could discern many groups of men, whose hab­its and sorrow indented faces shewed them to be of the same miserable order with us. In the midst of this spot there was a frame [Page 75] erected, somewhat resembling the stage of our pillories; on the centre of which a pole or strong stake was erected, sharpened at the end and pointed with steel. While I was perplexing myself with the design of this apparatus, military music was heard at a distance; and soon after a strong party of guards approached the scaffold, and soon mounted upon the stage a mis­erable wretch, with all the agonies of de­spair in his countenance, who I learned from his sentence, proclaimed by a pub­lic crier, was to be impailed alive for at­tempting to escape from bondage. The consciousness that I had been, one mo­ment before, meditating the same act, for which this wretch was to suffer so cruel­ly, added to my feelings for a fellow crea­ture, excited so strong a sympathy for the devoted wretch, that I was near faint­ing.

I will not wound the sensibility of my humane fellow citizens, by a minute de­tail [Page 76] of this fiend like punishment. Suf­fice it to say that, after they had stripped the sufferer naked, except a cloth around the loins, they inserted the iron pointed stake into the lower termination of the vertebrae, and thence forced it up near his back bone, until it appeared between his shoulders; with devilish ingenuity contriv­ing to avoid the vital parts. The stake was then raised into the air, and the suf­fering wretch exposed to the view of the assembly, writhing in all the contortions of insupportable agony. How long he lived, I cannot tell, I never gave but one look at him: one was enough to appal a New England heart. I laid my head on the rails, until we retired. It was now obvious,▪ it was designed by our master, that this horrid spectacle should operate upon us as a terrifying example. It had its full effect on me. I thought no more of attempting an escape; but, during our return, was miserably tor­mented [Page 77] least my knapsack and provisions should be found and adduced against me, as evidence of my intent to desert. Hap­pily for me, I recovered them the next day, and no suspicions of my design were entertained

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CHAP. XI.

If perchance thy home
Salute thee with a father's honoured name,
Go, call thy sons, instruct them what a debt
They owe their ancestors and make them swear
To pay it, by transmitting down entire
Those sacred rights, to which themselves were born.
AKENSIDE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author feels that he is indeed a Slave.

I NOW found that I was in­deed a slave. My body had been en­thralled, but the dignity of a free mind remained; and the same insulted pride, which had impelled me to spurn the vil­lain slave driver, who first struck me a disgraceful blow, had often excited a sur­ly look of contempt upon my master, and the vile instruments of his oppression; but the terrour of the late execution, with [Page 79] the unabating fatigue of my body, had so depressed my fortitude, that I trembled at the look of the overseer, and was meanly anxious to conciliate his favour, by at­tempting personal exertions beyond my ability. The trite story of the insurgent army of the slaves of ancient Rome, be­ing routed by the mere menaces and whips of their masters, which I ever scep­tically received, I now credit. A slave myself, I have learned to appreciate the blessings of freedom. May my country­men ever preserve and transmit to their posterity that liberty, which they have bled to obtain; and always bear it deep­ly engraven upon their memories, that, when men are once reduced to slavery, they can never resolve, much more achieve, any thing, that is manly, virtu­ous, or great.

Depression of spirits, consequent upon my blasted hope of escape, coarse fare, and constant fatigue reduced me to a mere [Page 80] skeleton: while over exertion brought on an haemoptysis or expectoration of blood, and menaced an approaching hectic; and soon after, fainting under my bur­then, I was taken up and conveyed in a horse litter to the infirmary for slaves, in the city of Algiers.

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CHAP. XII.

Oft have I prov'd the labours of thy love,
And the warm effort of thy gentle heart,
Anxious to please.
BLAIR'S GRAVE.
ARGUMENT.

The Infirmary.

HERE I was lodged comforta­bly, and had all the attention paid me, which good nurses and ignorant physi­cians could render. The former were men, who had made a vow of poverty, and whose profession was to attend the couches of the sick; the latter were more ignorant than those of my own country, who had amused me in the gayer days of life. They had no theory nor any system­atic practice; but it was immaterial to me. I had cast my last anxious thoughts upon [Page 82] my dear native land, had blessed my af­fectionate parents, and was resigned to die.

One day as I was sunk upon my bed, after a violent fit of coughing, I was a­wakened from a doze, by a familiar voice, which accosted me in Latin. I opened my eyes and saw at my side, the Mol­lah, who attempted to destroy my faith. It immediately struck me that his purpose was to tempt me to apostatize in my last moments. The religion of my country was all I had left of the many blessings, I once enjoyed, in common with my fellow citizens. This rendered it doubly dear to me. Not that I was insensible of the excellence and verity of my faith; no. If I had been exposed to severer agonies than I suffered, and had been flattered with all the riches and honours, these infidels could bestow, I trust I should never have foregone that faith, which assured me for the mise­ries, I sustained in a cruel separation from [Page 83] my parents, friends, and intolerable slave­ry, a rich compensation in that future world, where I should rejoin my beloved friends, and where sorrow, misery, or slavery, should never come. I judged uncandidly of the priest. He accosted me with the same gentleness, as when at the college, commiserated my deplorable situation, and, upon my expressing an a­version to talk upon religion, he assured me that he disdained taking any advan­tage of my weakness; nor would attempt to deprive me of the consolation of my faith, when he feared I had no time left to ground me in a better. He recom­mended me to the particular care of the religious, who attended the sick in the hos­pital; and, having learned in our former conferences that I was educated a phy­sician, he influenced his friend the direc­tor of the infirmary to purchase me, if I regained my health, and told him I would be serviceable, as a minor assistant. If [Page 84] any man could have effected a change of my religion, it was this priest. I was charmed with the man, though I abom­inated his faith. His very smile exhiler­ated my spirits and infused health; and, when he repeated his visits, and communi­cated his plan of alleviating my distresses, the very idea, of being freed from the op­pressions of Abdel Melic, made an ex­change of slavery appear desirable. I was again attached to life, and requested him to procure a small quantity of the quinquina or jesuits bark. This excel­lent specific was unknown in the infirma­ry; but, as the Algerines are all fatalists, it is immaterial to the patient, who is his physician, and what he prescribes. By his kindness the bark was procured, and I made a decoction, as near to Huxham's, as the ingredients I could procure would admit, which I infused in wine; no bran­dy being allowed, even for the sick. In a few weeks, the diagnostics, were favoura­ble, [Page 85] and I recovered my pristine health; and, soon after, the director of the hos­pital purchased me of my late master, and I was appointed to the care of the medi­cine room, with permission to go into the city for fresh supplies.

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CHAP. XIII.

Hail Esculapians, hail, ye Coan race,
Thro' earth and sea, thro' chaos' boundless space;
Whether in Asia's pamper'd courts ye shine,
Or Afric's deadly realms beneath the line.
PATENT ADDRESS.
ARGUMENT.

The Author's Practice as a Surgeon and Physician, in the City of Algiers.

MY circumstances were now so greatly ameliorated that, if I could have been assured of returning to my native country in a few years, I should have es­teemed them eligible. To observe the customs, habits, and manners of a people, of whom so much is said and so little known at home; and especially to notice the medical practice of a nation, whose ancestors have been spoken of with re­spect, in the annals of the healing art, was highly interesting.

[Page 87] After a marked and assiduous atten­tion of some months to the duties of my office, I acquired the confidence of my superiours so far, that I was sometimes sent abroad in the city to examine a pa­tient, who had applied for admission into the infirmary; and sometimes the physi­cians themselves would condescend to consult me. Though they affected to despise my skill, I had often the gratifica­tion of observing that they administered my prescriptions with success.

In surgery they were arrant bunglers. Indeed, their pretensions to knowledge in this branch were so small that my superiour adroitness scarce occasioned envy. Ap­plications, vulgarly common in the Unit­ed States, were there viewed with admira­tion. The actual cautery was their only method of staunching an external hemor­rhage. The first amputation, I operated, drew all the principal physicians around me. Nothing could equal their surprize, [Page 88] at the application of the spring tourni­quet, which I had assisted a workman to make for the occasion, except the taking up of the arteries. My friend the Mollah came to congratulate me on my success, and spread my reputation wherever he visited. A poor creature was brought to the hospital with a depressed fracture up­on the os frontis, sunk into a lethargy, and died. I proposed trepanning, but found those useful instruments unknown in this country. By the care of the di­rector, I had a set made under my direc­tion; but, after having performed upon a dead, I never could persuade the Alge­rine faculty to permit me to opperate up­on a living subject. What was more a­musing, they pretended to improve the aid of philosophy against me, and talked of the weight of a column of air press­ing upon the dura mater, which, they said, would cause instant death. Of all follies the foppery of learning is the most [Page 89] insupportable. Professional ignorance and obstinacy were not all I had to con­tend with. Religious prejudice was a constant impediment to my success. The bigotry of the Mahometan differs essen­tially from that of the Roman catholic. The former is a passive, the latter an ac­tive principle. The papist will burn infidels and heretics; the Mussulman never torments the unbeliever, but is more tenaciously attached to his own creed, makes his faith a principle in life, and never suffers doubt to disturb, or reason to overthrow it. I verily believe that, if the alcoran had declared, that the earth was an immense plain and stood still, while the sun performed its revolution round it, a whole host of Gallileos, with a Newton at their head, could not have shaken their opinion, though aided by all the demonstrative powers of experiment­al philosophy.

I was invited by one of the faculty to [Page 90] inspect the eyes of a child, which had lost its sight about three years; I proposed couching, and operated on the right eye with success. This child was the only son of an opulent Algerine, who, being inform­ed that an infidel had restored his son to sight, refused to let me operate on the other, protesting that, if he had known that the operator was an unbeliever, his son should have remained blind, until he opened his eyes upon the Houri of para­dise. He sent me however a present of money, and offered to make my fortune, if I would abjure the christian faith and embrace Ismaelism, which, he said, he believed, I should one day do: as he thought that God never would have de­creed that I should restore his son to sight, if he had not also decreed that I should be a true believer.

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CHAP. XIV.

Ryghte thenne there settenns onne a gary she seatte,
A statlie dame lyche to an aunciant mayde;
Grete nationes and hygh kvnges laye at her feette,
Obeyscence mayde, as if of herre afrayede,
As overe theme her yronne rodde she swayde.
Hyghte customme was the loftie tyrantes namme,
Habyte bye somme yelypt, the worldlinges godde,
Panym and fay hsman bowe before the dame,
No lawe butte yeldethe to her sovrenne nodde,
Reasonne her soemanne couchenne at her rodde.
FRAGMENT OF ANCIENT POETRY.
ARGUMENT.

Visits a sick Lady.

MY reputation increased, and I was called the learned slave; and, soon after, sent for to visit a sick lady. This was very agreeable to me; for, during my whole captivity, I had never yet seen the face of a woman; even the female chil­dren being carefully concealed, at least [Page 92] from the sight of the vulgar. I now an­ticipated much satisfaction from this visit, and hoped that, through the confi­dence, with which a tender and success­ful physician seldom fails to inspire his patient, I should be able to acquire much useful information upon subjects of do­mestic concern, impervious to travellers. Preparatory to this visit, I had received a new and better suit of clothes than I had worn, as a present from the father of the young lady. A gilt waggon came to the gate of the hospital, which I entered with our principal physician, and was drawn by mules to a country house, a­bout five miles from the city, where I was received by Hadgi Mulladin, the fa­ther of my patient, with great civility. Real gentlemen are the same in all coun­tries. He treated us with fruit and sher­bet; and, smiling upon me, after he had presented a bowl of sherbet to the princi­pal physician, he handed me another [Page 93] bowl, which to my surprise I found fill­ed with an excellent Greek wine, and archly inquired of me how I liked the sherbet. Hadgi Mulladin had travel­led in his youth, and was supposed to have imbibed the libertine principles of the christian, as it respected wine. This was the only instance, which came to my knowledge, of any professed Mussulman indulging himself with wine or any strong liquor; and it was not unnoticed by the principal physician, who afterwards grave­ly told me that Hadgi Mulladin would be undoubtedly damned for drinking wine; would be condemned to perpetual thirst in the next world, while the black spirit would present him with red hot cups of scalding wine. Exhilirated by the wine and the comparitively free manners of this Algerine, I was anxious to see my patient. I was soon gratified. Being in­troduced into a large room, I was left a­lone nigh an hour. A side door was [Page 94] then opened, and two eunuchs came for­ward with much solemnity and made signs for me to retire to the farthest part of the room, as if I had been infested with some malignant disorder. They were, in about ten minutes, followed by four more of the same sex, bearing a species of couch, close covered with double curtains of silk, which they set down in the midst of the room; and every one drew a broad scimitar from his belt, flourishing it in the air, inclined it over his shoulder, and stood guard at every corner of the couch, While I was wondering at this parade, the two first eunuchs retired and soon re­turned; the one bearing an ewer or bason of water, the other a low marble stand, and some napkins in a China dish. I was then directed to wash my feet; and, an­other bason being produced, it was signi­fied that I must wash my hands, which I did three times. A large thick muslin veil was then thrown over my head, I was [Page 95] led towards the couch, and was pre­sented with a pulse glass, being a long glass tube graduated and terminated be­low with a hollow bulb, and filled with some liquid, which rose and fell like spir­its in the thermometer. This instrument was inserted through the curtains, and the bulb applied to the pulse of my patient, and the other extremity put un­der my veil. By this I was to form my opinion of her disorder, and prescribe a remedy; for I was not allowed to ask any questions or even to speak to, much more see the lady, who was soon reconveyed to her apartment. The two first eunuchs now marched in the rear, and closed and fastened the doors carefully after them. After waiting alone two hours or more, I was called to give my advice; and never was I more puzzled. To confess igno­rance would have ruined my reputation, and reputation was then life itself. The temptations to quackery were powerful [Page 96] and overcame me. I boldly pronounced her disease to be an intermittent fever, prescribed venesection, and exhibited some common febrifuge, with directions to throw in the bark, when the fever ceased. My prescriptions were attended with ad­mirable success; and, if I had conformed to their faith, beyond a doubt, I might have acquired immense riches. But I was a slave, and all my gains were the property of my master. I must do him the justice to say that, he permitted me to keep any particular presents, that were made to me. Frequent applications were made to the director for my advice and assistance to the diseased; and, though he received generally my fee, yet it was sufficiently gratifiying to me to be permit­ted to walk abroad, to amuse myself, and obtain information of this extraordinary people, as much of which, as the prescrib­ed limits of this little work will admit, I shall now lay before my readers.

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CHAP. XV.

O'er trackless seas beneath the starless sky,
Or when thick clouds obscure the lamp of day,
The seaman, by the faithful needle led,
Dauntless pursues his devious destin'd course,
Thus, on the boundless waste of ancient time,
Still let the faithful pen unerring point
The polar truth.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

Sketch of the History of the Algerines.

MUCH antiquarian lore might here be displayed, in determining wheth­er the state of Algiers was part of the ancient Mauritinia Massilia, or within the boundaries of the republic of Car­thage; and pages of fruitless research might be wasted, in precisely ascertaining the era, when that portion of the sea coast of Af­rica, [Page 98] now generally known by the name of the Barbary * Shore, was subdued by the Romans, or conquered by the Vandals.

The history of nations like the biogra­phy of man, only assumes an interesting importance, when its subject is matured into vigour. To trace the infancy of the [Page 99] old world, we run into childish prattle and boyish tales. Suffice it then to say, that the mixed multitudes, which inhabited this country, were reduced to the subjection of the Greek emperours by the arms of the celebrated Belisarius, and so continued, until the close of the seventh century, when they were subdued by the invinci­ble power, and converted to the creed of the ancient caliphs, the immediate suc­cessours of the prophet Mahomet, who parcelled the country into many subordi­nate governments, among which was that of Algiers; which is now bounded, on the north, by the Mediterranean; on the south, by mount Atlas, so familiar to the classic reader, and the chain of hills, which extends thence to the north east; on the west, by the kingdom of Morocco; * and, [Page 100] on the east, by the state of Tunis. The state of Algiers is about five hundred miles in length, upon the coast of the Mediterranean, and from fifty to one hundred and twenty miles in breadth, and boasts about as large an extent of territo­ry, as is contained in all the United States proper, which lay to the north of Penn­sylvania including the same.

It was nine hundred years after the conquest of the caliphs, and at the begin­ning of the tenth century, that the Alge­rines, by becoming formidable to the Eu­ropeans, acquired the notice of the enlight­ened historian. About this time, two enterprizing young men, sons of a potter, of the island of Mytelene the ancient Lesbos, [Page 101] called Horrie and Hayraddin, collect­ing a number of desperadoes, seized upon a brigantine and commenced pirates, making indiscriminate depredations upon the vessels of all nations. They soon augmented their force to a fleet of twelve gallies, beside small craft, with which they infested the sea coast of Spain and Italy, and carried their booty into the ports of Barbary, styling themselves the lords of the sea, and the enemies of all those, who sailed upon it. European nations were not then possessed of such established and formidable navies, as at the present day: even the English, who seem formed for the command of the sea, had but few ships of force. Henry the eighth built some ves­sels, which, from their unmanageable bulk, were rather suited for home defence than foreign enterprize; and the fleet of Elizabeth, which, in fifteen hundred and eighty eight, destroyed the Spanish. Ar­mada, was principally formed of ships, [Page 102] chartered by the merchants, who were the general resource of all the maratime pow­ers. The fleet of these adventurers was therefore formidable; and, as Robertson says, soon became terrible from the straits of the Dardanelles to those of Gibralter. The prospects of ambition increase, as man ascends its summit. Horrie, the elder brother, surnamed Barbarossa, as some assert, from the red colour of his beard, aspired to the attainment of sove­reign power upon land; and a favourable opportunity soon offered of gratifying his pride. His frequent intercourse with the Barbary States induced an acquaintance with Eutimi, then king of Algiers, who was then at war with Spain, and had made several unsuccessful attacks upon a small fort, built by that nation on the Oran. In his distress, this king inconsiderately ap­plied to Barbarossa, for assistance, who readily embraced the invitation, and con­ducted himself like more modern allies. [Page 103] He first assisted this weak king against his enemy, and then sacrificed him to his own ambition; for, leaving his brother Hay­raddin to command the fleet, he entered the city of Algiers, at the head of five thousand men, was received by the inhab­itants, as their deliverer, assisted them a­gainst the Spaniards, and then arrested and disarmed the principal people, secret­ly murdered the unsuspecting Eutimi, and caused himself to be proclaimed king of Algiers. Lavish of his treasures to his adherents, and cruelly vindictive to those, he distrusted, he not only establish­ed his government, but dethroned the neighbouring king of Temecien, and an­nexed his dominions to his own. But the brave Marquis de Comeses, the Span­ish governour of Oran, by the direction of the Emperour Charles the fifth, assisted the dethroned king; and, after defeating Barbarossa in several bloody battles, be­sieged him in Temecien, the capital of [Page 104] that kingdom, where this ferocious ad­venturer was slain in attempting his es­cape, but sought his pursuers with a bru­tal rage, becoming the ferocity of his life. Upon the death of Barbarossa, his broth­er Hayraddin assumed the same name, and the kingdom of Algiers. This Bar­barossa is better known to the European annalist for rendering his dominions trib­utary to the Grand Seignior. He en­larged his power with a body of the Turk­ish soldiers; and, being promoted to the command of the Turkish fleet, he spread the fame of the Ottoman power through all Europe: for though obliged by the superiour power of the Emperour Charles fifth to relinquish his conquest of Tunis, which he had effected by a similar treach­ery, with which his brother had possessed himself of Algiers; yet his being the acknowledged rival of Andrew Doria, the first sea commander of his age, has laurelled his brow among those, who es­teem [Page 105] glory to consist in carnage. This Barbarossa built a mole for the protection of the harbour of Algiers, in which, it is said, he employed thirty thousand chris­tian slaves, and died a natural death, and was succeeded by Hassan Aga, a renega­do from Sardinia, elected by the soldiers, but confirmed by the Grand Seignior, who, taking an advantage of a violent storm, which wrecked the navy of the Emperour Charles fifth, who had invaded his territories, drove that proud emperour from the coast, defeated the rear of his army, and captured so many of his sol­diers, that the Algerines, it is reported, sold many of their prisoners by way of contempt, at the price of an onion per head. Another Hassan, son to the sec­ond Barbarossa, succeeded and defeated the Spaniards, who invaded his domin­ions under the command of the Count de Alcandara, killed that nobleman, and took above twelve thousand prisoners. [Page 106] But his successour, Mahomet, merited the most of his country, when, by ingratiat­ing himself with the Turkish soldiers, by incorporating them with his own troops, he annihilated the contests of these fierce rivals, formed a permanent body of brave, disciplined troops, and enabled his suc­cessour to renounce that dependence upon the Grand Seignior, to which the second Barbarossa had submitted.

In sixteen hundred and nine, the Al­gerines received a vast accession of strength and numbers from the emigrant Moors, whom the weak policy of Spain had driv­en to their dominions. Embittered by christian severity, the Moors flocked on board the Algerine vessels, and sought a desperate revenge upon all, who bore the christian name. Their fleet was said to consist, at this period, of upwards of forty ships, from two to four hundred tons burthen. Though the French with that gallantry, which distinguished them [Page 107] under their monarchs, undertook to a­venge the cause of Europe and christian­ity; and, in sixteen hundred and sev­enteen, sent a fleet of fifty ships of war a­gainst them, who sunk the Algerine ad­miral and dispersed his fleet; yet this bold people were so elated, by their acces­sion of numbers and riches, that they committed wanton and indiscriminate outrage, on the person and property of all nations, violating the treaties made by the Grand Seignior, seizing the ships of those powers, with which he was in alli­ance, even in his own ports; and, after plundering Scandaroon in Syria, an Ot­toman city, they, in sixteen hundred and twenty three, threw off their depen­dence on the sublime Porte. In sixteen hundred and thirty seven, the Algerine rovers entered the British channel, and made so many captures that, it was con­jectured, near five thousand English were made prisoners by them; and, in the [Page 108] same year, they dispatched Hall Pinchi­nin with sixteen gallies to rob the rich chapel of our lady of Loretto; which prov­ing unsuccessful, they ravaged the shores of the Adriatic, and so enraged the Ve­netians, that they fitted out a fleet of twenty eight sail, under the command of Admiral Cappello, who, by a late treaty with the Porte, had liberty to enter any of its harbours, to destroy the Algerine gal­lies. Cappello was ordered by the Ve­netians to sink, burn, and destroy, without mercy, all the corsairs of the enemy, and he bravely and successfully executed his commission. He immediately overtook and defeated Pinchinin, disabled five of his gallies; and, this Algerine retreat­ing to Valona and landing his booty, where he erected batteries for its defence, the brave Cappello manned his boats and small craft, and captured his whole fleet. In these actions, about twelve hun­dred Algerines were slain; and, what [Page 109] was more pleasing, sixteen hundred chris­tian galley slaves set at liberty. History affords no instance of a people, so repeat­edly and suddenly recovering their loss­es, as the Algerines. Within a few years, we find them fitting out seventy sail of armed vessels, and making such daring and desperate attacks upon the commerce of nations, that the most haugh­ty maritime powers of Europe were more anxious, to shelter themselves under a treaty and pay an humiliating tribute, than to attempt nobly to reduce them to reason and humanity. But, after many ineffectual attempts had been made to unite the force of Europe against them, the gallant French, by the command of Louis fourteenth, again roused themselves to chasten this intractable race. In six­teen hundred and eighty two, the Mar­quis du Quesne, with a large fleet and several bomb ketches, reached Algiers; and, with his sea mortars, bombarded it so [Page 110] violently that, he laid almost the whole city in ruins. Whether his orders went no further, or the vice admiral judged he had chastised them sufficiently, or wheth­er a violent storm drove his fleet from its moorings, does not appear. But it is cer­tain, that he left the city abruptly; and the Algerines, to revenge this insult, im­mediately sent their fleet to the coast of France, and took signal reparation.

The next year, Du Quesne cast anchor before Algiers with a larger fleet; and, for forty eight hours, made such deadly dis­charges with his cannon, and showered so many bombs over this devoted city, that the Dey sued for peace.

The French admiral with that gener­osity, which is peculiar to his nation, in­sisted, as an indispensable preliminary, that all the christian slaves should be sent on board his squadron, with Mezemorto the Dey's admiral, as a hostage for the performance of this preliminary article. [Page 111] The Dey assembled his divan, or council of great officers, and communicated the French demands. Mezemorto immedi­ately collected the sailors, who had man­ned the ramparts, and with whom he was a favourite; and, accusing the Dey of cowardice, he so inflamed them that, be­ing joined by the soldiers, they murdered the Dey, and elected Mezemorto in his stead. This was a signal for re­newed hostility, and never was there a scene of greater carnage. The French seemed to have reserved their fire for this moment, when they poured such incessant vollies of red hot shot, bombs, and car­casses into the city, that it was nearly all in flames. The streets run blood, while the politic and furious Mezemorto, dread­ing a change in the public mind, and conscious that another cessation of arms would be attended with his death or de­livery to the French, ran furiously round the ramparts and exhorted the military to [Page 112] their duty; and, to make his new sub­jects desperate, caused all the French slaves to be murdered; and, seizing the French consul, who had been a prisoner among them, since the first declaration of war, he ordered him to be tied hand and foot, and placed over a bomb mortar and shot into the air towards the French fleet. The French were so highly enraged, the sailors could scarce be prevented from attempting to land, and destroy this barbarous race. The vice admiral contented himself with levelling their fortifications, reducing the city to rubbish, and burning their whole fleet. A fair opportunity now present­ed of preventing the Algerines from again molesting commerce. If the European maritime powers had by treaty engaged themselves to destroy the first armed gal­ley of the Algerines, which appeared up­on the seas, and conjointly forbidden them to repair their fortifications; this peo­ple might ere this have from necessity [Page 113] turned their attention to commerce; the miscreants and outcasts of other nations would have no longer found refuge a­mong them; and this people might at this time have been as celebrated for the peace­ful arts, as they are odious for the con­stant violation of the laws of nations and humanity. This was surely the com­mon interest of the European powers; but to talk of their common interest is idle. The narrow politics of Europe seek an individual not a common good; for no sooner had France humbled the Alge­rines than England thought it more for her interest to enter into a treaty with the new Dey, and, by way of douceur, sent to Algiers a ship load of naval and military stores, to help them to rebuild their navy and strengthen their fortresses; while France, jealous lest the affections of the monster Mezemorto, who barba­rously murdered their fellow citizens, should be attached to their rival the En­glish, [Page 114] immediately patched up a peace with the Algerines upon the most favour­able terms to the latter; and, to conclude the farce, sent them another ship load of similar materials of superiour value to those, presented by the English. This, my readers, is a small specimen of Euro­pean policy.

The latest authentic account of any at­tack upon the Algerines was on the twen­ty third of June, one thousand seven hun­dred and seventy five; when the Span­iards sent the Count O'Rally with a re­spectable fleet, twenty four thousand land forces, and a prodigious train of artillery, to destroy the city. The count landed about two thirds of his troops, about a league and an half to the eastward of the city; but, upon marching into the coun­try, they were opposed by an immense army of natives. The Spaniards say, it consisted of one hundred and fifty thou­sand, probably exaggerated by their ap­prehensions. [Page 115] This is certain, they had force sufficient, or superiour skill to de­feat the Spaniards, who retreated to their ships with the loss of thirteen cannon, some howitzers, and three thousand killed, be­sides prisoners; while they destroyed six thousand Algerines. No sooner had the treaty of Paris, in one thousand seven hundred and eighty two, completely lib­erated the United States from their de­pendence upon the British nation than that haughty, exasperated power, anxious to shew their late colonists the value of that protection, under which their vessels had heretofore navigated the Mediterra­nean, excited the Algerines to capture the shipping of the United States, who, following from necessity the policy of European nations, concluded a treaty with this piratical state on the fifth of Sep­tember, one thousand seven hundred and ninety five.

Thus I have delineated a sketch of Al­gerine [Page 116] history from actual information, obtained upon the spot, and the best Eu­ropean authorities. This dry detail of facts will probably be passed over by those, who read for mere amusement, but the intelligent reader will, in this concise me­moir, trace the leading principles of this despotic government; will account for the avarice and rapacity of a people, who live by plunder; perceive whence it is that they are thus suffered to injure commerce and outrage humanity; and justify our executive in concluding, what some uninformed men may esteem, a hu­miliating, and too dearly purchased peace with these free booters.

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CHAP. XVI.

Not such as erst illumin'd ancient Greece,
Cities for arts and arms and freedom fam'd,
The den of despots and the wretche's grave.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

Description of the City of Algiers.

I CANNOT give so particular a description of this city, as I could wish, or my readers may desire. Perhaps no town contains so many places impervious to strangers. The interiour of the Dey's palace, and the female apartment of every house are secluded even from the natives. No one approaches them but their respec­tive masters, while no stranger is permitted to inspect the fortifications; and the mosques, or churches, are scrupulously guarded from the polluted steps of the un­believer. A poor slave, branded as an infi­del, [Page 118] would obtain only general information from a residence in the midst of them.

Algiers is situated in the bay of that name, and built upon the sea shore, an eminence, which rises above it, and which naturally gave the distinction of the up­per and lower city. Towards the sea, it is strengthened with vast fortifications, which are continued upon the mole, which secures the port from storms and assaults. I never perambulated it, but should judge that, a line drawn from the west arm of the mole, and extended by land, until it terminated on the east, com­prehending the buildings, would measure about two miles. It contains one hun­dred and twenty mosques, two hundred and twenty public baths, and innumera­ble coffee houses. The mosques are large stone buildings, not lofty in propor­tion to their extent on the ground, and have usually erected, upon their corners, small square towers or minarets, whence [Page 119] the inferiour priests call the people to prayers. The baths are convenient buildings, lighted on the top, provided with cold and warm waters, which you mingle at your pleasure, in small marble cisterns, by the assistance of brass cocks. Every bather pays two rials at his en­trance, for which he is accommodated with a dressing room, contiguous to the bathing cistern, towels, flesh brushes, and other conveniences, a glass of sherbet, and an assistant, if he chooses. The coffee houses or rooms are generally piazzas, with an opening over them, projecting from the front of the houses into the streets. Here the inhabitants delight to loll, to drink sherbet, sip coffee, and chew opium, or smoak tobacco, steeped in a decoction of this exhilarating drug.

I have already sketched a description of the houses, and shall only add, that the roofs are nearly flat with a small declivity to cast the rain water into spouts. Al­giers [Page 120] is tolerably well supplied with spring water, conveyed in pipes from the back country; but the Algerines, who are im­moderately attached to bathing, prefer rain water, as best adapted to that use, considering it a luxury in comparison with that, obtained from the springs or sea.

The inhabitants say, Algiers contains twenty thousand houses, one hundred and forty thousand believers, twenty two thousand Jews, and six thousand christian slaves. I suspect, Algerine vani­ty has exaggerated the truth; but I can­not contradict it. Immediately before the census of the inhabitants of the Unit­ed States, I am told, persons, who possess­ed much better means of calculation, mis­rated the population of the principal towns most egregiously.

[Page 121]

CHAP. XVII.

See the deep curse of power uncontrol'd.
ANON.
ARGUMENT.

The Government of the Algerines.

IT has been noticed that Hay­raddin Barbarossa, in the beginning of the sixteenth century, rendered his kingdom tributary to the Grand Seignior; and that, in the year one thousand six hundred and twenty three, the Algerines threw off their dependence on the sublime Porte. Since that time, the Turkish court have made several attempts to reduce the Al­gerines to their subjection; and, by sid­ing with the numerous pretenders to the regency, so common in this unstable gov­ernment, they have, at times, apparently effected their design: while the Alge­rines, by assassinating or dethroning those [Page 122] princes, whose weakness or wants have in­duced them to submit to extraneous power, have reduced their dependence on the sub­lime Porte to a mere name. At present, the Grand Seignior, fearful of losing the very shadow of authority, he has over them, contents himself with receiving a tribute al­most nominal; consisting chiefly of a present, towards defraying the expenses of the annual canopy, which is sent to a­dorn the prophet's tomb at Medina: while, on the other hand, the Algerines, dread­ing the Grand Seignior's interference in their popular commotions, allow the sub­lime Porte to confirm the election of their Dey, and to badge his name, by affixing and terminating it with those of the prin­cipal officers of the Turkish government. Hence the present Dey, whose real name is Hassan, is styled Vizier, which is also the appellation of the Grand Seignior's first minister. As Bashaw, which ter­minates the Dey's name, is the Turkish [Page 123] title of their viceroys and principal com­manders, he makes war or peace, negoti­ates treaties, coins money, and performs every other act of absolute independence.

Nor is the Dey less independent of his own subjects. Though he obtains his office frequently by the election of a fu­rious soldiery, and wades to the regency through the blood of his predecessor; yet he is no sooner invested with the insignia of office, than, an implicit reverence is paid to his commands, even by his fero­cious electors; and, though he often summons his divan or council of great of­ficers, yet they are merely advisory. He conducts foreign affairs, at his own good pleasure; and, as to internal, he knows no restraint, except from certain local cus­toms, opinions, and tenets, which he himself venerates, in common with his meanest subjects. Justice is administered in his name. He even determines controver­sies in his own person, besides being sup­posed [Page 124] virtually present in the persons of his cadis or judges. If he inclines to in­terfere in the determination of a suit, upon his approach, the authority of the cadis cease, and is merged in that of the Dey. Some customs have been intimated, which restrain the Dey's despotism. These re­late principally to religion, property, and females. He will not condemn a priest to death; and, although up­on the decease of a subject, his landed property immediately escheats to the reigning Dey, yet he never seizes it, in the life of the possessor; and, when a man is executed for the highest crime, the females of his family are treated with respect; nay, even in an insurrection of the sol­diery, when they murdered their Dey, neither they nor his successour violat­ed the female apartments of the slain. A mere love of novelty in the soldiery, the wish to share the largesses of a new sovereign, the policy of his courtiers, [Page 125] the ambition or popularity of his officers or children, have not unfrequently caus­ed the dethroning of the Dey; but the more systematic cause of his being so frequently dethroned shall be noticed in our next chapter.

[Page 126]

CHAP. XVIII.

May these add to the number, that may scald thee;
Let molten coin be thy damnation.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

Revenue.

THE Dey's revenue is stated by writers at seven hundred thousand dollars per annum. If the limits of this work would permit, I think I could prove it under rated, from a view of his expenditures. It arises from a slight tax up­on his subjects, a tribute from some Moors and tribes of Arabs, in the interiour country; a capitation tax upon the Jews; prizes taken at sea; presents from foreign powers, as the price of peace; annual sub­sidies from those nations, with whom he is in alliance; and customary presents made by his courtiers on his birth day, [Page 127] To these may be added sums, squeezed from his Bashaws in the government of the interiour provinces, and from the Jews, as the price of their protection. With these supplies he has to support the mag­nificene of his court, defray the expense of foreign embassies, pay his army, supply his navy, and repair his fortifications; and, by frequent gratuities, if he is not ve­ry successful and popular, support his in­terest among those, who have the power to dethrone him. His proportion of the prizes, captured at sea, and the concilia­tory presents, made by the commercial powers, are the principal sources of his revenue. It is obviously the policy of the Dey, by frequently enfringing his treaties, to augment his finances, by new captures or fresh premiums for his friendship. A pacific Dey is sure not to reign long; for, beside the disgust of the formidable body of sailors, who are emulous of employ, when the reigning Dey has once gone [Page 128] through the routine of seizing the vessels, receiving the presents, and concluding treaties with the usual foreign powers, he finds that the annual payments, secured by treaties, are insufficient for the main­tenance of his necessary expenditures; and is therefore constrained frequently to declare war as a principle of self pres­ervation. I have been told, the present Dey condescended to explain these prin­ciples to an American agent in Algiers, and grounded his capturing the Ameri­can shipping upon this necessity. I must, said the Dey, be at war with some nation, and yours must have its turn. When the Dey, from a pacific disposition or dread of foreign power, is at peace with the world, the disgusted sailor and avaricious soldier join to dethrone him; having established it, as a maxim, that all treaties expire with the reigning Dey, and must be renewed with his successour. This is undoubredly the [Page 129] true source whence spring those fre­quent and dreadful convulsions, in the regency of Algiers.

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CHAP. XIX.

All arm'd in proof, the fierce banditti join
In horrid phalanx, urg'd by hellish rage
To glut their vengeance in the blood of those,
That worship him, who shed his blood for all.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Dey's Forces.

THERE are but few vessels actually belonging to the Dey's navy. He has many marine officers, who rank in the sea service; but, except on great expeditions, are permitted to command the gallies of private adventurers; and it is these picaroons, that make such dread­ful depredations on commerce. I can give but a slender account of his land forces. Those in established pay are said to amount to about eight thousand foot, and two thousand Moorish horse. To [Page 131] these may be added four thousand inhab­itants of the city, who enrol themselves as soldiers, for protection in military tu­mults, receive no pay, but are liable to be called upon to man the fortifications in emergency, insurrection, or invasion. Perhaps there are more of this species in the provinces. The horse are cantoned in the country round the city, and do du­ty by detachments at the palace. Three thousand foot are stationed in the fortifi­cations, and marshalled as the Dey's guards. The residue of the land forces are distributed among the Bashaws to o­verawe the provinces. But the princi­pal reliance, in case of invasion, is the vast bodies of what may be styled mili­tia, which the Bashaws, in case of emer­gency, lead from the interiour country.

[Page 132]

CHAP. XX.

Quaint fashion too was there,
Whose caprice trims
The Indian's wampum,
And the crowns of kings.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

Notices of the Habits, Customs, &c. of the Algerines.

THE men wear next to their bodies a linen shirt, or rather chemise, and drawers of the same texture. Over their shirt a linen or silk gown, which is girded about their loins by a sash, in the choice of which they exhibit much fancy. In this dress their legs and lower extrem­ity of their arms are bare. As an outer garment, a loose coat of coarser materials is thrown over the whole. They wear turbans, which are long pieces of muslin [Page 133] or silk curiously folded, so as to form a cap comfortable and ornamental. Slip­pers are usually worn, though the sol­diers are provided with a sort of buskin, resembling our half boots. The dress of the women, I am told, for I never had the pleasure of inspecting it very critical­ly, resembles that of the men, except that their drawers are longer, and their out side garment is like our old fashioned riding hoods. When the ladies walk the streets, they are muffled with bandages or hand­kerchiefs of muslin or silk over their faces, which conceals all but their eyes; and, if too nearly inspected, will let fall a large vail, which conceals them intirely. The men u­sually set cross legged upon mattresses, laid upon low seats at the sides of the room. They loll on cushions at their meals; and, after their repasts, occasionally indulge with a short slumber. I have such a lauda­ble attachment to the customs of my own country, that I doubt whether I can [Page 134] judge candidly of their cookery or mode of eating. The former would be unpal­atable and the latter disgusting to most A­mericans; for saffron is their common seasoning. They cook their provisions to rags or pap, and eat it with their fin­gers, though the better sort use spoons. Their diversions consist in associating in the coffee houses, in the city, and, in the country, under groves, where they smoke and chat, and drink cooling not inebri­ating liquors. Their more active amuse­ments are riding and throwing the dart, at both which they are very expert. They sometimes play at chess and drafts, but never at games of chance or for mon­ey; those being expressly forbidden by the alcoran.

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CHAP. XXI.

Praetulerim scriptor delirus inersque videri,
Dum mea delectant mala me vel denique fallant.
HOR. Epis ii.
Done into English Metre.
I'd rather wield as dull a pen
As chatty B—or bungling Ben;
Tedious as Doctor P—nce, or rather
As Samuel, Increase, Cotton M—r;
And keep of truth the beaten track,
And plod the old cart rut of fact,
Than write as fluent, false and vain
A [...]oit Genet or Tommy Paine.
ARGUMENT.

Marriages and Funerals.

IT is the privilege of travellers to exaggerate; but I wish not o avail myself of this prescriptive right. I had rather disappoint the curiosity of my readers by conciseness, than disgust them with untruths. I have no ambition to be [Page 136] ranked among the Bruces and Chastel­reux of the age. I shall therefore endeav­our rather to improve the understanding of my reader, with what I really know, than amuse him with stories, of which my circumscribed situation rendered me necessarily ignorant. I never was at an Algerine marriage; but obtained some authentic information on the subject.

That extreme caution, which separates the sexes in elder life, is also attached to the youth. In Algiers, the young peo­ple never collect to dance, converse, or a­muse themselves with the innocent gaities of their age. Here are no theatres, balls, or concerts; and, even in the pub­lic duties of religion, the sexes never as­semble together. An Algerine courtship would be as disagreeable to the hale youth of New England, as a common bundling would be disgusting to the Mussulman. No opportunity is afforded to the young suitor to search for those nameless bewitch­ing [Page 137] qualities and attentions, which attach the American youth to his mistress, and form the basis of connubial bliss; nor is the young Algerine permitted, by a thou­sand tender assiduities, to win the affec­tions of the future partner of his life. His choice can be only directed by the rank or respectability of the father of his intended bride. He never sees her face, until after the nuptial ceremony is per­formed; and even some days after she has been brought home to his own house. The old people frequently make the match, or, if it originates with the youth, he consides his wishes to his father or some respectable relation, who communi­cates the proposal to the lady's father. If he receives it favourably, the young couple are allowed to exchange some un­meaning messages, by an old nurse of the family. The bride's father or her next male kin, with the bridegroom, go before the Cadi and sign a contract of marriage, [Page 138] which is attested by the relatives on each side. The bridegroom then pays a stip­ulated sum to the bride' father; the nup­tial ceremony is performed in private, and the bridegroom retires. After some days, the bride is richly arrayed, accom­panied by females, and conveyed in a covered coach or waggon, gaudy with flowers, to her husband's house. Here she is immediately immured in the wom­en's apartments, while the bridegroom and his friends share a convivial feast. After some ceremonies, the nature of which I could not discover, the bride­groom enters the women's apartment, and for the first time discovers whether his wife has a nose or eyes. Among the higher ranks, it is said, the bride, after the expiration of a month, goes to the public bath for women, is there receiv­ed with great parade, and loaded with presents by her female relations, as­sembled on the occasion. The bride­groom [Page 139] also receives presents from his friends.

Within a limited time, the husband may break the contract, provided he will add another item to that already given, return his bride with all her parapherna­lia; and, putting the holy alcoran to his breast, assert that he never benefited him­self of the rights of an husband.

Notwithstanding the apparent restraint, the women are under, they are said to be attached to their husbands, and enjoy greater liberty than is generally conceiv­ed. I certainly saw many women in the streets, so muffled up, and so similar from their outward garment, that their nearest relatives could not distinguish one from another. The vulgar slaves conjecture that the women take great liberties in this general disguise.

Their funerals are decent but not os­tentatious. I saw many. The corps, car­ried upon a bier, is preceded by the priests, [Page 140] chanting passages from the alcoran in a dolorous tone. Wherever the procession passes, the people join in this dirge. The relatives follow, with the folds of their turbans loosened. The bodies of the rich are deposited in vaults, those of the poor, in graves. A pillar of marble is erected over them, with an unblown rose carved on the top for the unmarried.

At certain seasons, the women of the family join a procession in close habits, and proceed to the tomb or grave, and a­dorn it with garlands of flowers. When these processions pass, the slaves are o­bliged to throw themselves on the ground with their faces in the dust, and all, of whatever rank, cover their faces.

[Page 141]
O prone to grovelling errour, thus to quit
The firm foundations of a Saviour's love,
And build on stubble.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Religion of the Algerines: Life of the Prophet Mahomet.

IN describing the religious ten­ets of the Algerines, the attention is im­mediately drawn to Mahomet or Ma­homed, the founder of their faith.

This fortunate impostor, like all other great characters in the drama of life, has been indignantly vilified by his oppo­nents, and as ardently praised by his ad­herents. I shall endeavour to steer the middle course of impartiality; neither influenced by the biggoted aversion of [Page 142] Sales and Prideaux, or the specious praise of the philosophic Boulanvilliers.

Mahomet was born in the five hun­dred and sixty ninth year of the christian era. He was descended from the Coreis, one of the noblest of the Arabian tribes. His father, Abdalla, was a man of moder­ate fortune, and bestowed upon his son such an education as a parent in confined, if not impoverished circumstances, could confer. The Turks say, he could not write; because they pride themselves in decrying letters, and because the pious among them suppose his ignorance of let­ters a sufficient evidence of the divine o­riginal of the book, he published, as re­ceived from and written by the finger of Deity.

But when the Arabian authors record, that he was employed as a factor by his un­cle Abutileb, there can little doubt remain but that he was possessed of all the litera­ry acquirements, necessary to accomplish [Page 143] him for his business. He has been stig­matized as a mere camel driver. He had the direction of camels it is true. The merchandize of Arabia was trans­ported to different regions by carri­vans of these useful animals, of a troop of which he was conductor; but there was as much difference between his station and employment, and that of a common camel driver, as between the supercargo of an India ship in our days, and the seaman before the mast. In his capacity of factor, he travelled into Syr­ia, Palestine, and Egypt; and acquired the most useful knowledge in each coun­try. He is represented as a man of a beautiful person, and commanding pres­ence. By his engaging manners and re­markable attention to business, he became the factor of a rich Arabian merchant, after whose death he married his widow, the beautiful Cadija, and came into the lawful possession of immense wealth, which [Page 144] awakened in him the most unbounded ambition. By the venerable custom of his nation, his political career was con­fined to his own tribe; and, the patri­archal being the prominent feature of the Arabian government, he could not hope to surmount the claims of elder families, even in his own tribe, the genealogies of which were accurately preserved. To be the founder and prophet of a new re­ligion would secure a glorious preemi­nence, highly gratifying to his ambition, and not thwarting the pretensions of the tribes.

Mankind are apt to impute the most profound abilities to sounders of religious systems, and other fortunate adventurers, when perhaps they owe their success more to a fortunate coincidence of circum­stances, and their only merit is the sa­gacity to avail themselves of that tide in the affairs of men, which leads to wealth and honour. Perhaps there never was a [Page 145] conjuncture more favourable for the in­troduction of a new religion than that, of which Mahomet availed himself. He was surrounded by Arian christians, whose darling creed is the unity of the Deity, and who had been persecuted by the Athenasians into an abhorrence of almost every other christian tenet: by Jews, who had fled from the vindictive Emperour Adrian, and who, too willful­ly blind to see the accomplishment of their prophecies in the person of our Sa­viour, in the midst of exile were ready to contemn those prophecies, which had so long deluded them with a Messiah, who nev­er came: and by Pagans, whose belief in a plurality of gods made them the ready proselytes of any novel system; and the more wise of whom were disgusted with the gross adsurdities of their own mythol­ogy. The system of Mahomet is said to have been calculated to attach all these. To gratify the Arian and the Jew, he [Page 146] maintained the unity of God; and, to please the Pagans, he adopted many of their external rites, as fastings, washings, . Certain it is, he spoke of Moses and the patriarchs, as messengers from heaven, and that he declared Jesus Christ to be the true Messias, and the exemplary pat­tern of a good life, a sentiment critically expressing the Arian opinion. The sto­ries of Mahomet's having retired to a cave with a monk and a Jew to compile his book; and falling into fits of the epi­lepsy, persuading his disciples that these sits were trances in order to propagate his system more effectually, so often related by geography compilers, like the tales of Pope Joan and the nag's head consecra­tion of the English bishops, are fit only to amuse the vulgar. It is certain, he seclud­ed himself from company and assumed an austerity of manners, becoming the reformer of a vicious world. In his re­tirement, he commenced writing the al­coran. [Page 147] His first proselytes were of his own family, the next, of his near rela­tives. But the tribe of Corei were so fa­miliar with the person and life of Maho­met that they despised his pretensions; and, fearful lest what they styled his mad enthusiasm should bring a stigma upon their tribe, they first attempted to reason him out of his supposed delusion; and, this failing, they sought to destroy him. But a special messenger of heaven, who, Mahomet says, measured ten million fur­longs at every step, informed him of their design, and he fled to Medina, the inhab­itants of which, being already prepossessed in favour of his doctrine, received him with great respect. *

[Page 148] He soon inspired them with the most implicit confidence in the divinity of his mission, and confirmed their faith by dai­ly portions of the alcoran, which he de­clared was written by the finger of God, and transmitted to him immediately from heaven by archangels, commissioned for that important purpose. He declared himself the Sent of God, the sword of his almighty power, commissioned to enforce the unity of the divine essence, the unchangea­bleness of his eternal decrees, the future bliss of true believers, and the torment of the damned, among the nations. He boldly pronounced all those who died fighting in his cause, to be entitled to the glory of martyrs in the heavenly paradise; and, availing himself of some of the an­tient seuds among the neighbouring tribes, caused his disciples in Medina to wage war upon their neighbours, and they invariably conquered, when he headed their troops. The tribe of Corei [Page 149] flattered by the honours, paid their kins­man, and confounded by the repeated reports of his victories, were soon prose­lyted, and become afterwards the most enthusiastic supporters of his power. In six hundred and twenty seven, he was crowned sovereign at Medina, like the divine Malchisedec uniting in his person the high titles of prophet and king. He subdued the greater part of Arabia, and obtained a respectable footing in Syria. He died at Medina in the year six hun­dred and thirty three, and in the sixty fourth year of his age. European writ­ers, who have destroyed almost as many great personages by poison as the French have with the guillotine, have attributed his death to a dose administered by a monk. But when we consider his ad­vanced age and public energies, we need not recur to any but natural means for the cause of his death.

[Page 150]

CHAP. XXIII.

See childish man neglecting reason's law,
Contend for triflles, differ for a straw.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Sects of Omar and Ali.

UPON the decease of the prophet, his followers were almost con­founded. They could scarce credit their senses. They fancied him only in a swoon, and waited in respectful silence until he should again arise to lead them to conquest and glory. His more con­fidential friends gathered around the corpse; and, being impressed with the policy of immediately announcing his successour, they held a fierce debate upon the subject. In the alcoran, they found no direction for the election, nor any suc­cessour to the caliphate pointed out. [Page 151] They agreed to send for his wives and confidential domestics. The youngest of his wives produced some writings, containing the precious sayings of the prophet, which, she said, she had collect­ed for her own edification. To these were afterwards added such observations of the prophet, as his more intimate associ­ates could recollect, or the policy of those in power invent. These were annexed to the alcoran, and esteemed of equal au­thority. This compilation was called the book of the companions of the apos­tle. In the writings, produced by his fa­vourite wife, the prophet had directed his great officers to elect his successour from among them, and assured them that a portion of his own power would rest up­on him. Abubeker, a friend and relative, and successful leader of the forces of the Prophet, by the persuasions of those a­round, immediately entered the public mosque; and, standing on the steps of [Page 152] the desk, from which the prophet used to deliver his oracles, he informed the mul­titude that God had indeed called the prophet to paradise, and that his kingly authority and apostolic powers rested up­on him. To him succeeded Omar and Osman: while the troops in Syria, con­ceiving that Ali, their leader, was better entitled to succeed than either, elevated him also to the caliphate, though he refus­ed the dignity until he was called by the voice of the people to succeed Osman. Hence sprang that great schism, which has divided the Mussulman world; but, though divided, as to the successour of the prophet, both parties were actuated by his principles and adhered to his creed. Omar and his successours turned their arms towards Europe; and, under the name of Saracens or Moors, possessed themselves of the greater part of Spain and the Mediterranean isles: while the friends of Ali, establishing themselves as [Page 153] sovereigns, made equal ravages upon Persia, and even to the great peninsula of India.

The Algerines are of the sect of Omar, which, like many other religious schisms, differs more in name, than in any funda­mental point of creed or practice from that of Ali. The propriety of the trans­lation of the alcoran into the Persian lan­guage, and the succession of the caliphate seem the great standards of their respec­tive creeds.

[Page 154]

CHAP. XXIV.

Father of all! in ev'ry age,
In ev'ry clime ador'd,
By saint, by savage, and by sage,
Jehovah, Jove, or Lord.
POPE.
ARGUMENT.

The Faith of the Algerines.

THE Algerine doctors assert, that the language of the alcoran is so in­effably pure, it can never be rendered into any other tongue. To this they candidly impute the miserable, vitiated translations of the christians, who they charge with having garbled the sacred book, and degraded its sublime alegories and metaphors into absurd tales. This is certain, the portions, I have heard chanted at funerals and quoted in con­versation, ever exhibited the purest mo­rality [Page 155] and the sublimest conceptions of the Deity. The fundamental doctrine of the alcoran is the unity of God. The evil spirit, says the koran, is subtly deluding men, into the belief that there are more gods than one, that in the confusion of deities he may obtain a share of devo­tion; while the Supreme Being, pitying the delusions of man, has sent Abraham, Moses, Soliman, breathed forth the Mes­sias of the christian in sigh of divine pity, and lastly sent Mahomet, the seal of the prophets, to reclaim men to this es­sential truth. The next fundamental points in the Mussulman creed are a be­lief in the eternal decrees of God, in a resurrection and final judgment to bliss or misery. Some hold with christians that the future punishment will be infinite, while others suppose that, when the souls of the wicked are purified by fire, they will be received into the favour of God. They adhere to many other points of [Page 156] practical duty: such as daily prayers, fre­quent ablutions, acts of charity and severe fastings; that of rhammadin, is the principal, which is similar to the catholic lent, in abstin­ence, for the penitent abstains only from a particular kind of food, while he gluts himself with others perhaps more lus­cious. The alcoran also forbids games of chance, and the use of strong liquors; inculcates a tenderness for idiots, and a respect for age. The book of the com­panions of the apostle enjoins a pilgrim­age to his tomb, to be made by the true believers once at least in their lives: but though they view the authority, which enjoined this tedious journey divine, yet they have contrived to evade its rigour by allowing the believer to perform it by proxy or attorney.

Upon the whole, there does not appear to be any articles in their faith, which in­cite them to immorality or can counte­nance the cruelties, they commit. Neither [Page 157] their alcoran nor their priests excite them to plunder, inslave or torment. The former expressly recommends charity, justice, and mercy towards their fellow men. I would not bring the sacred vol­ume of our faith in any comparative view with the alcoran of Mahomet; but I cannot help noticing it as extraordinary, that the Mahometan should abominate the christian on account of his faith, and the christian detest the Mussulman for his creed; when the koran of the former acknowledges the divinity of the christian Messias, and the bible of the latter com­mands us to love our enemies. If each would follow the obvious dictates of his own scripture, he would cease to hate, abominate, and destroy the other.

[Page 158]

CHAP. XXV.

O here; quae res
Nec modum habetneque consilium ratione modoque
Tractari non vult.
HOR. Sat. 3, Lib. ii.
ARGUMENT.

Why do not the Powers in Europe sup­press the Algerine Depredations? is a Question frequently asked in the United States.

I ANSWER, that this must be effected by a union of the European mari­time powers with the Grand Seignior; by a combination among themselves; or by an individual exertion of some particular state. A union of the European powers with the Grand Seignior most probably would be attended with success; but this is not to be expected; as it never can be the interest of the sublime Porte to [Page 159] suppress them, and the common faith of the Mussulman has more influence in uniting its professors than the creed of the christian, to the disgrace of the latter: and, as the Grand Seignior's dominion over the Algerines is little more than nominal, he is anxious to conciliate their favour by affording them his protection; considering prudently, that though in­tractable, they are still a branch of the Mussulman stock. Provoked by their insults, he has sometimes withdrawn his protection, as was the case, when he by treaty with the Venetians permitted their fleet to enter the Ottoman ports, for the express purpose of destroying the Alge­rine gallies; but, it is obvious, the sublime Porte meant merely to chastise not to ruin them.

In the Grand Seignior's wars with the Europeans, the piratical states have ren­dered signal services, and he himself not unfrequently receives valuable douceurs [Page 160] for exerting his supposed influence over them, in favour of one or another of the contending powers of Europe. In the siege of Gibraltar by the Spaniards, dur­ing the late American war, that garrison received frequent supplies of provision from the Barbary Shore; but, by the ap­plication of Louis XVI. to the sublime Porte, the Grand Seignior influenced the Barbary states to prohibit those supplies; and the English consul was dismissed from one of them with the most pointed marks of contempt. While the Grand Seign­ior reaps such solid advantages from them, it is absurd to predicate upon his cooperation against them; neither can a union of the European powers be more fully anticipated. Jealousy as often actu­ates mighty nations, as weak individuals. Whoever turns the pages of history with profit, will perceive that sordid passion is the impulse of action to the greatest states. Commercial states are also actu­ated [Page 161] by avarice, a passion still more bane­ful in its effects. These excite war, and are the grand plenipotentiaries in the ad­justment of the articles of peace. Hence it is, that, while every European power is solicitous to enrich and aggrandize itself, it can never join in any common project, the result of which, it is jealous, may ad­vantage its neighbour; and is content to suffer injury, rather than its rival should share in a common good. Hence it is, that christian states, instead of uniting to vindicate their insulted faith, join the cross and the crescent in unholy alliance, and form degrading treaties with piratical powers; and, as the acme of political folly, present those very powers, as the purchase of their friendship, weapons to annoy themselves in the first war, that their avarice or caprice shall wage. But, if ever a confederacy of the European powers should be formed against the Al­gerines, experience affords us but slender [Page 162] hopes of its success; for, I will venture to assert, that from the confederacy of Ahab and Jehoshaphat, when they went up to battle to Ramoth Gilead, to the treaty of Philnitz, there never was a combination of princes or nations, who, by an actual union of their forces, attained the object of their coalition. If the political finger is pointed to the war of the allies of Queen Anne, and the conquests of the Duke of Marlborough, as an exception, I likewise point to the distracting period, when that conqueror was superceded by the Duke of Ormond, and the treaty of Utrecht will confirm the opinion I have advanced.

The detail of the history of the Alge­rines evinces, that the arms of individual states can be attended with no decisive success. Indeed, the expense of an effi­cacious armament would defray the price of the Dey's friendship for years; and the powers of Europe submit to his in­sults and injuries from a principle of e­conomy. [Page 163] An absolute conquest of the Algerine territory cannot be effected but by invasion from the interiour, through the cooperation of the Grand Seignior or the assistance of the other Barbary states. The former I have shewn cannot be pred­icated, and the latter, for obvious rea­sons, is as little to be expected. A per­manent conquest of the city and port of Algiers cannot be effected, without the subjection of the interiour country. Tem­porary though spirited attacks, upon that city and port, have never answered any salutary purpose. They may be com­pared to the destruction of our seaports, in our revolutionary war. The port at­tacked bore so small a proportion to the whole, that its destruction rather served to irritate, than to weaken or subjugate. It should be considered, likewise, that the houses of the Algerines are built of slight and cheap materials; that upon the ap­proach of an enemy the rich effects of the inhabitants are easily removed in­land, [Page 164] while nothing remains but heavy fortifications to batter, and buildings, which can be readily restored, to destroy. The following anecdote will shew how sensible the Algerines themselves are of these advantages. When the French vice admiral, the Marquis de Quesne, made his first attack on Algiers, he sent an officer with a flag on shore, who magnifi­ed the force of his commander, and threat­ened to lay the city in ashes, if the de­mands of the marquis were not immedi­ately complied with. The Dey, who had, upon the first approach of the ene­my, removed the aged, the females and his richest effects, coolly inquired of the officer how much the levelling his city to ashes would cost. The officer, think­ing to encrease the Dey's admiration of the power of the Grand Monarque, an­swered, two millions of livres. Tell your commander, said the Dey, if he will send me half the money I will burn the city of ashes myself.

[Page 165]

CHAP. XXVI.

A pattern fit for modern knights
To copy out in frays and fights.
HUDIBRASS.
ARGUMENT.

An Algerine Law Suit.

AN officer of police parades the city at uncertain hours, and in all di­rections, accompanied by an executioner and other attendants. The process of his court is entirely verbal. He examines into all breaches of the customs, all frauds, especially in weights and measures, all sudden affrays, disputes concerning per­sonal property, and compels the perfor­mance of contracts. He determines causes on the spot, and the delinquent is punished in his presence. The usual punishments, he inflicts, are fines, beating on the soles of the feet, dismemberment [Page 166] of the right hand; and, it is said, he has a power of taking life; but, in such case, an appeal lies to the Dey. If complaint is made to him of the military, the priests or officers of the court navy, or customs, or against persons attached to the families of the consuls, envoys, or other represen­tatives of foreign powers, upon suggestion, the cause is immediately reported to the Dey, who hears the same in person, or deputes some officer of rank to determine it, either from the civil, military, or re­ligious orders, as the nature of the cause may require. In fact, this officer of pol­ice seldom judges any cause of great im­portance. The object of his commission seems to be the detection and punish­ment of common cheats, and to suppress broils among the vulgar; and, as he has the power to adapt the punishment to the enormity of the offence, he often exer­cises it capriciously, and, sometimes, ludi­crously. I saw a baker, who, for selling [Page 167] bread under weight, was sentenced to walk the public market, three times each day, for three days in succession, with a small loaf, attached by a ring to each of his ears; and to cry aloud at short distances "bread for the poor." This excited the resentment of the rabble, who follow­ed him with abundance of coarse ridicule. Besides this itinerant judge, there are many others, who never meddle with suits, unless they are brought formally before them, which is done by mere ver­bal complaint; they send for the parties and witnesses, and determine almost as summarily as the officer of police. I confess that, when I left the United States, the golden fee, the lengthy bill of cost, the law's delay, and the writings of Hones­tus, had taught me to view the judicial proceedings of our country with a jaun­diced eye; and, when I was made ac­quainted with the Algerine mode of dis­tributive justice, I yearned to see a cause [Page 168] determined in a court, where instant de­cision relieved the anxiety, and saved the purses of the parties; and where no long winded attorney was suffered to perplex the judge with subtle argument or musty precedent. I was soon delighted with an excellent display of summary justice. Observing a collection of people upon a piazza, I leaned over the rails, and dis­covered that an Algerine cadi or judge had just opened his court. The cadi was seated cross legged on a cushion with a slave, with a whip and batten on one side; and another with a drawn scimitar on the other. The plaintiff came forward and told his story. He charged a man, who was in custody, with having sold him a mule, which he said was sound, but which prov­ed blind and lame. Several witnesses were then called, who proved the con­tract and the defects of the mule. The defendant was then called upon for his defence. He did not deny the fact, but [Page 169] pleaded the law of retaliation. He said, he was a good Mussulman, performed all the rites of their holy religion, had sent a proxy to the prophet's tomb at Medina, and maintained an idiot; that he never cheated any man before, but was justified in what he had done, for, ten years before, the plaintiff had cheated him worse in the sale of a dromedary, which proved broken winded. He proved this by sev­eral witnesses, and the plaintiff could not deny it. The judge immediately order­ed the mule and the money paid for it to be produced. He then directed his at­tendants to seize the defendant, and give him fifty blows on the soles of his feet for this fraud. The plaintiff at every stroke applauded the cadi's justice to the skies; but, no sooner was the punishment inflicted, than, by a nod from the judge, the exulting plaintiff was seized and re­ceived the same number of blows with the batten for the old affair of the broken [Page 170] winded dromedary. The parties were then dismissed, without costs, and the judge ordered an officer to take the mule, sell it at publick outcry, and distribute the product, with the money deposited, in alms to the poor. The officer proceeded a few steps with the mule, and, I thought, the court had risen, when the cadi sup­posing one of the witnesses had prevari­cated in his testimony called back the of­ficer, who had charge of the mule, order­ed the witness to receive twenty five blows of the batten, and be mounted on the back of the mule, with his face to­wards the tail, and be thus carried through the city, directing the mule to be stopped at every corner, where the culprit should exclaim; "before the en­lightened, excellent, just, and merciful cadi Mir Karchan, in the trial of Osman Beker and Abu Isoul, I spoke as I ride." The people around magnified Mir Kar­chan for this exemplary justice; and I [Page 171] present it to my fellow citizens. If it is generally pleasing, it may be easily intro­duced among us. Some obstinate peo­ple may be still attached to our customary modes of dispensing justice, and think that the advocates we fee, and the prece­dents they quote, are but guards and en­closures round our judges, to prevent them from capriciously invading the rights of the citizens.

[Page 172]

CHAP. XXVII.

And though they say the LORD LIVETH, surely they swear falsely.
JEREMIAH.
ARGUMENT.

A Mahometan Sermon.

I ONCE had an opportunity of approaching unnoticed the window of one of the principal mosques. After the customary prayers, the priest pronounced the following discourse with a dignified elocution. It was received by his audi­ence with a reverence, better becoming christians than infidels. It undoubtedly suffers from translation and the fickleness of my memory; but the manner, in which it was delivered, and the energy of many of the expressions made so strong an im­pression, that I think I have not material­ly [Page 173] varied from the sentiment. I present it to the candid reader, as a curious speci­men of their pulpit eloquence; and as, perhaps, conveying a more satisfactory idea of their creed, than I have already attempted, in the account I have given of their religion. The attributes of Deity were the subject of the priest's discourse; and, after some exordium, he elevated his voice and exclaimed:

GOD ALONE IS IMMORTAL. Ibra­ham and Soliman have slept with their fathers, Cadijah the first born of faith, Ayisha the beloved, Omar the meek, Omri the benevolent, the companions of the apostle and the Sent of God himself, all died. But God most high, most holy, liveth forever. Infinities are to him, as the numerals of arithmetic to the sons of Adam; the earth shall vanish be­fore the decrees of his eternal destiny; but he liveth and reigneth forever.

[Page 174] GOD ALONE IS OMNISCIENT. Mi­chael, whose wings are full of eyes, is blind before him, the dark night is unto him as the rays of the morning; for he noticeth the creeping of the small pismire in the dark night, upon the black stone, and apprehendeth the motion of an atom in the open air.

GOD ALONE IS OMNIPRESENT. He toucheth the immensity of space, as a point. He moveth in the depths of o­cean, and mount Atlas is hidden by the sole of his foot. He breatheth fragrant odours to cheer the blessed in paradise, and enliveneth the pallid flame in the pro­foundest hell.

GOD ALONE IS OMNIPOTENT. He thought, and worlds were created; he frowneth, and they dissolve into thin smoke; he smileth, and the torments of the damned are suspended. The thun­derings [Page 175] of Hermon are the whisperings of his voice; the rustling of his attire causeth lightning and an earthquake; and with the shadow of his garment he blot­teth out the sun.

GOD ALONE IS MERCIFUL. When he forged his immutable decrees on the anvil of eternal wisdom, he tempered the miseries of the race of Ismael in the foun­tains of pity. When he laid the founda­tions of the world he cast a look of be­nevolence into the abysses of futurity; and the adamantine pillars of eternal jus­tice were softened by the beamings of his eyes. He dropt a tear upon the embryo miseries of unborn man; and that tear, falling through the immeasurable lapses of time, shall quench the glowing flames of the bottomless pit. He sent his prophet into the world to enlighten the darkness of the tribes; and hath prepared the pa­vilions of the Houri for the repose of the true believers.

[Page 176] GOD ALONE IS JUST. He chains the latent cause to the distant event; and binds them both immutably fast to the fitness of things. He decreed the unbe­liever to wander amidst the whirlwinds of errour; and suited his soul to future tor­ment. He promulgated the ineffable creed, and the germs of countless souls of believ­ers, which existed in the contemplation of Deity, expanded at the sound. His justice refresheth the faithful, while the damned spirits confess it in despair.

GOD ALONE IS ONE. Ibraham the faithful knew it. Moses declared it a­midst the thunderings of Sinai. Jesus pronounced; it and the messenger of God, the sword of his vengeance, filled the world with immutable truth.

Surely there is one God, IMMORTAL, OMNICIENT, OMNIPRESENT, OMNIPO­TENT, most MERCIFUL, and JUST; and Mahomet is his apostle.

[Page 177] Lift your hands to the eternal, and pronounce the ineffable, adorable creed: THERE IS ONE GOD, AND MAHOMET IS HIS PROPHET.

[Page 178]

CHAP. XXVIII.

For sufference is the badge of all our tribe.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

Of the Jews.

I HAVE thus given some succinct notices of the history, government, relig­ion, habits, and manners of this ferocious race. I have interspersed reflections, which, I hope, will be received by the learned with candour; and shall now re­sume the thread of my more appropriate narrative.

By unremitted attention to the du­ties of my office and some fortunate operations in surgery, I had now so far ingratiated myself with the director and physicians of the infirmary, that I was al­lowed to be absent any hours of the day, when my business in the hospital permit­ted, without rendering any especial reason [Page 179] for my absence. I wandered into all parts of the city, where strangers were permitted to walk, inspected every object I could, without giving umbrage. I some­times strayed into that quarter of the city, principally inhabited by Jews. This cun­ning race, since their dispersion by Ves­pasian and Titus, have contrived to compensate themselves for the loss of Pa­lestine, "by engrossing the wealth, and ten the luxuries of every other land; and, wearied with the expectation of that heavenly king," who shall repossess them of the holy city, and put their enemies be­neath their feet, now solace themselves with a Messiah, whose glory is enshrined in their coffers. Rigidly attached to their own customs, intermarrying among themselves, content to be apparently wretched and despised, that they may wal­low in secret wealth; and secluded, in most countries, from holding landed prop­erty, and in almost all from filling offic­es [Page 180] of power and profit, they are gener­ally received as meet instruments to do the mean drudgery of despotic courts. The wealth, which would render a sub­ject too powerful, the despot can trust with an unambitious Jew; and confide secrets, which involve his own safety to a miserable Israelite. whom he can annihi­late with a nod. The Jews transact al­most all the Dey's private business, be­sides that of the negotiations of merchants. Nay, if an envoy from a foreign power comes to treat with the Dey, he may have the parade of a public audience; but, if he wishes to accomplish his embassy, he must employ a Jew: and, it is said, the Dey himself shares with the Jew the very sums paid him for his influence with this politic despot. The Jews are also the spies of the Dey, upon his subjects at home, and the channels of intelligence from foreign powers. They are there­fore allowed to assemble in their syna­gogues; [Page 181] and have frequently an influence at the court of the Dey, with his great officers, and even before the civil judge, not to be accounted for from the morality of their conduct. Popular prejudice is generally against them; and the Dey of­ten avails himself of it by heavy amerce­ments for his protection. In the year one thousand six hundred and ninety, he threatened to extirpate the whole race in his dominions, and was final­ly appeased by a large contribution they raised and offered as an expiation of a supposed offence. It was commonly reported, that the Jews in Algiers, at that time, had procured a christian child, which they privately purified with much ceremony, fattened and prepared for a sac­rifice, at their feast of the passover, as a substitute for the paschal lamb. This horrid tale, which should have been de­spised for its absurdity and inhumanity, the Dey affected to credit. He ap­pointed [Page 182] several Mahometan priests to search the habitations of the Jews, imme­diately before the feast of the passover, who, discovering some bitter herbs and other customary preparations for the fes­tival, affected to have found sufficient evidence against them; and the mob of Algiers, mad with rage and perhaps in­flamed by the usurious exactions of par­ticular Jews, rushed on furiously to pillage and destroy the wretched descendants of Jacob. Two houses were demolished, and several Jews assassinated before the arrival of the Dey's guards, who quickly dispersed this outrageous rabble. The Dey, who desired nothing less than the destruction of so useful a people, was soon appeased by a large present, and declared them innocent: and, such is the power of despotic governments, that the Jews were soon received into general fa­vour; and the very men, who, the day [Page 183] before, proceeded to destroy the whole race, now saw, with tame inaction, sev­eral of their fellows executed for the at­tempt.

[Page 184]

CHAP. XXIX.

But endless is the tribe of human ills,
And sighs might sooner cease than cause to sigh;
YOUNG.
ARGUMENT.

The arrival of other American Captives.

RETURNING from a jaunt into the city, I was immediately com­manded to retire to my room, and not to quit it, till further orders, which it was impracticable to do, as the doors were fas­tened upon me. The next morning my provisions were brought me, and the doors again carefully secured. Surprised at this imprisonment, I passed many rest­less hours in recurring to my past con­duct, and perplexing myself in searching for some inadvertent offence, or in dread­ful apprehension, lest the present impris­onment should be a prelude to future and [Page 185] more severe punishment. The stone quar­ry came to my imagination in all its hor­rours, and the frowns of Abdel Melic again pierced my soul. I attempted in vain to obtain from the slave, who brought me provisions, the cause of my confinement. He was probably ignorant; my solici­tations were uniformly answered by a melancholy shake of the head. The next day, the director of the hospital ap­peared. To him I applied with great earnestness; but all the information he would give was, that it was by the Dey's order I was confined; and that he, with the physicians and my friend the Mollah were using all their influence to obtain my release. He counselled me to amuse myself in preparing and compound­ing drugs, and promised to see me again, as soon as he could bring any good news. About a week after, an officer of the court, with a city judge, entered my apartment, and informed me of the cause of my im­prisonment. [Page 186] From them I learned, that several American vessels had been cap­tured; and, it was suspected, I had been conversing with my countrymen; and, from my superiour knowledge of the coun­try, I might advise them how to escape. If a man is desirous to know how he loves his country, let him go far from home; if to know how he loves his countrymen, let him be with them in misery in a strange land. I wish not to make a vain display of my patriotism, but I will say, that my own misfortunes, upon this intelligence, were so absorbed in those of my unfortunate fel­low citizens, thus delivered over to chains and torment, many of them perhaps sep­arated from the tenderest domestic con­nexions and homes of case, that, I thought, I could again have willingly en­dured the lashes of the slave driver, and sink myself beneath the burthens of slave­ry, to have saved them from an Algerine captivity. I could readily assure the [Page 187] Dey's officers, that I had not conversed with my miserable countrymen; but, while I spake, the idea of embracing a fellow citizen, a brother christian, per­haps some one, who came from the same state, or had been in the same town, or seen my dear parents, passed in rapid suc­cession, and I was determined, betide what would, to seek them the first opportunity. We were soon joined by the Mollah, who repeatedly assured my examiners, that, though an infidel, I might be believed. By his solicitation, I was to be released; but not until I would bind myself by a solemn oath, administered after the chris­tian manner, that I would never speak to any of the American slaves. When this oath was proposed, I doubted whether to take it; but, recollecting that, if I did not, I should be equally debarred from seeing them, and suffer a grievous con­finement, which could do them no ser­vice, I consented and bound myself never [Page 188] directly or indirectly to attempt to visit or converse with my fellow citizens in sla­very. It was, at the same time, intimat­ed to me, that for the breach of this oath I might expect to be impaled alive.—Often, when I have drawn near the places of their confinement and labours, I have regretted my submitting to this oath, and once was almost tempted to break it, at seeing Captain O'Brien at some distance.

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CHAP. XXX.

Now, by my hood, a gentile and no Jew.
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author commences Acquaintance with Adonah Ben Benjamin, a Jew.

AFTER I had taken this oath, the officers departed, and I was liberated. I was now more cautious in my rambles, avoided the notice of the Mussulmen in­habitants, and made more frequent vis­its to that part of the city, inhabited by Jews and foreigners. Refreshing myself with a glass of sherbet in an inferiour room, I was accosted by an old man, in mean attire, with a pack of handkerchiefs and some remnants of silk and muslins on his back. He asked me, if I was not the learned slave, and requested me to visit a sick son. I immediately resolved [Page 190] to go with him; rejoicing that Providence, in my low estate, had left me the power to be charitable. We traversed several streets and stopped at the door of a house, which, in appearance, well suited my conductor. It had but two windows towards the street, and those were closed up with rough boards, the cracks of which were stuffed with rags and straw. My conductor looked very cautiously about, and then, taking a key from his pocket, opened the door. We passed a dark en­try, and, I confess, I shuddered, as the door closed upon me, reflecting that, per­haps, this man was employed to decoy me to some secret place, in order to assas­sinate me, by the direction of my supe­riours, who might wish to destroy me in this secret manner. But I had but little time for these gloomy reflections; for, opening another door, I was startled with a blaze of light, let into apartments splen­didly furnished. My conductor now as­sumed [Page 191] an air of importance, requested me to repose myself on a silken couch, and retired. A young lady, who was veiled, of a graceful person and pleasing address, soon brought a plate of sweet­meats and a bottle of excellent wine. The old man soon reappeared; but, so changed in his habit and appearance, I could scarce recognize him. He was now arrayed in drawers of the finest lin­en, an embroidered vest, and loose gown of the richest Persian silk. He smiled at my surprise, shook me by the hand, and told me that he was a Jew; assuring me, that he was with his brethren under the protection of the Dey. The outward appearance of his house, and the mean­ness of his attire abroad were, he said, ne­cessary to avoid envy and suspicion. But come, said he, I know all about you; I can confide in you. Come refresh yourself with a glass of this wine;—nei­ther Moses nor your Messiah forbid the [Page 192] use of it. We ate of the collation, drank our wine liberally; and then he in­troduced me to his son, whom I found labouring under a violent ague. I ad­ministered some sudorifics, and left direc­tion for the future treatment of my pa­tient. Upon my departure, the Jew put a zequin into my hand, and made me promise to visit his son again; request­ing me to seat myself in the place, he had found me, at the same hour, the next day but one afterwards; and, in passing through the dark entry, conjured me not to mention his domestic style of living. The name of this Jew was Adonah Ben Benjamin. I visited his son, according to appointment, and found him nearly re­stored to health. The father and son both expressed great gratitude; but the former told me he would not pay me for this visit in silver or gold, but with some­thing more valuable, by his advice. Come and see me sometimes; I know [Page 193] this people well, and may render you more service than you expect. I after­wards visited this Jew frequently, and from him obtained much information. He told me, in much confidence, that soon after I was taken, a Jew and two Algerines made a tour of the United States, and sent home an accurate account of the American commerce; and that the Dey was so impressed with the idea of our wealth, that he would never permit the American slaves to be ransomed under a large premium, which must be accom­panied with the usual presents, as a pur­chase of peace, and an annual tribute. Expressing my anxiety to recover my freedom, he advised me to write to some of the American agents in Europe. I accordingly addressed a letter to William Carmichael, Esq charge des affairs from the United States at the court of Mad­rid, representing my deplorable circum­stances, and the miserable estate of my [Page 194] fellow prisoners; praying the inter­ference of our government, stating the probable mode of access to the Dey, and enclosing a letter to my parents. This my friend, the Jew, promised to convey; but, as I never received any answer from Mr. Carmichael, and my letters never found the way to my friends, I conclude, from the known humanity of that gen­tleman, my letters miscarried.

Some time after, I heard that the Unit­ed States had made application, through Mr. I amb, for the redemption of their citizens, and I had hopes of liberty; in­tending, if that gentleman succeeded in his negotiations, to claim my right to be ransomed, as an American citizen, but his proposals were scouted with con­tempt. I have sometimes heard this gentleman censured for failing to accom­plish the object of his mission, but very unjustly; as I well remember that I, who was much interested in his success, never [Page 195] blamed him at the time; and, I know, the ransom, he offered the Dey, was rid­iculed in the common coffee houses, as extremely pitiful. The few Algerines, I conversed with, affected to represent it as insulting. It was reported, that he was empowered to offer only two hun­dred dollars per head for each prisoner indiscriminately, when the common price was four thousand dollars per head for a captain of a vessel, and one thousand four hundred for a common fore mast sailor. When this unsuccessful attempt failed, the prisoners were treated with greater severity; doubtless with a design to af­fright the Americans into terms, more advantageous to the Dey.

Finding my hopes of release from the applications of my country to fade, I consulted the friendly Jew, who advised me to endeavour to pay my own ransom, which, he said, might be effected with my savings from my practice by the media­tion [Page 196] of a rich Jew, his relation. I ac­cordingly put all my savings into Adonah Ben Benjamin's hands, which amounted to two hundred and eighty dollars, and resolved to add to it all I could procure. To this intent I hoarded up all I could obtain; denying myself the slender re­freshments of bathing and cooling liq­uors, to which I had been for some time accustomed. The benevolent Hebrew promising that, when I had attained the sum requisite, within two or three hun­dred dollars, he himself would advance the remainder, no miser was ever more engaged than I to increase my store. After a tedious interval, my prospects brightened surprisingly. Some fortunate operations, I performed, obtained me valuable presents; one to the amount of fifty dollars. My stock, in the Jew's hands, had increased to nine hundred dollars; and, to add to my good fortune, the Jew told me, in great confidence, that, [Page 197] from the pleasing account of the United States, which I had given him, for I al­ways spake of the privileges of my native land with fervour, he was determined to remove with his family thither. He said he would make up the deficiency in my ransom, and send me home by the first European vessel, with letters to a Mr. Lopez, a Jew, who, he said, lived in Rhode Island or Massachusetts, to whom he had a recommendation from a relation, who had been in America. To Mr. Lo­pez he intended to consign his property. He accordingly procured his friend, whose name I did not then learn, to agree about my ransom. He concluded the contract at two thousand dollars. My friends in the hospital expressed sorrow at parting with me; and making me some pecunia­ry presents, I immediately added them to my stock, in the hands of the Jew. In order to lessen the price of my ransom, the contractor had told my master that [Page 198] he was to advance the money, and take my word to remit it, upon my return to my friends. This story I confirmed. I went to the Jew's house, who honestly produced all my savings; we counted them together, and he added the remain­der, tying the money up in two large bags, We spent a happy hour, over a bottle of his best wine: I, in anticipating the pleas­ure my parents and friends, would receive in recovering their son, who was lost, and the Jew in framing plans of commerce in the United States, and in the enjoyment of his riches in a country, where no des­pot should force from him his honest gains; and, what added to my enjoyment, was the information that a vessel was to sail for Gibraitar in two days, in which, he assured me, he would procure me a passage. I returned to the hospital, ex­ulting in my happy prospects. I was quite beside myself with joy. I capered and danced as merrily, as my youthful ac­quaintance [Page 199] at a husking. Sometimes I would be lost in thought, and then burst suddenly into loud laughter. The next day towards evening, I hasted to the house of my friend the Jew, to see if he had en­gaged my passage, and to gratify myself with conversing upon my native land. Being intimate in the family, I was en­trusted with a key of the front door. I opened it hastily, and passing the entry, knocked for admittance at the inner door, which was soon opened. But, instead of the accustomed splendour, all was gloo­my; the windows darkened, and the fam­ily in tears. Poor Adonah Ben Benja­min had, that morning, been struck with an apoplexy, and slept with his fathers. I soon retired as sincere a mourner as the nearest kindred. I had indeed more rea­son to mourn than I conceived; for, up­on applying to his son for his assistance in perfecting my freedom, which his good fa­ther had so happily begun, he professed [Page 200] the utmost ignorance of the whole tranf­action; declared that he did not know the name of the agent, his father had employ­ed, and gave no credit to my account of the monies I had lodged with his father. I described the bags. He cooly answer­ed, that the God of his father Abraham had blessed his father Adonah with many such bags. I left him, distracted with my disappointment. Sometimes I deter­mined to relate the whole story to the di­rector of the hospital, and apply for legal redress to a cadi; but the specimen I had of an Algerine law suit deterred me. I had been so inadvertent, as to counte­nance the story that a Jew was to advance the whole sum for me. If I had been a Mussulman, I might have attested to my story; but a slave is never admitted as an evidence in Algiers, the West Indies, or the Southern States. The disappoint­ment of my hopes were soon known in the hospital, though the hand Adonah [Page 201] Ben Benjamin had in the contract re­mained a secret. The artful Jew, who had contracted for my ransom, fearing he should have to advance the money him­self, spread a report that I was immensely rich in my own country. This coming to the ears of my master, he raised my ransom to six thousand dollars, which the wily Israelite declining to pay, the con­tract was dissolved. From my master I learned his name, and waited upon him, hoping to obtain some evidence of Ado­nah's having received my money, at least so far as to induce his son to restore it. But the Jew positively declared that Adonah never told him other, than that he was to advance the cash himself. Thus, from the brightest hopes of freedom, I was re­duced to despair; my money lost; and my ransom raised. I bless a merciful God that I was preserved from the des­perate folly of suicide. I never attempt­ed my life; but, when I lay down, I oft­en [Page 202] hoped that I might never awake again, in this world of misery. I grew dejected and my flesh wasted. The physicians recommended a journey into the country, which my master approved; for, since the report of my wealth in my native land, he viewed my life as valuable to him, as he doubted not my friends would one day ransom me at an exorbitant premium.

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CHAP. XXXI.

No gentle breathing breeze prepares the spring,
No birds within the desert regions sing.
PHILIPS.
ARGUMENT.

The Author, by Permission of his Master, travels to Medina, the burial Place of the Prophet Mahomet.

THE director soon after pro­posed, that I should attend some mer­chants, as a surgeon in a voyage and journey to Medina, the burial, and Mec­ca the birth, place of the prophet Ma­homet; assuring me, that I should be treated with respect, and indeed find some agreeable companions on the tour, as sev­eral of the merchants were infidels, like myself, and that any monies I might ac­quire, by itinerant practice, should be my own. I accepted this proposal with pleas­ure, [Page 204] and was soon leased to two Mussul­man merchants, who gave a kind of bond for my safe return to my master. I had cash advanced me to purchase medicines, and a case of surgeon's instruments, which I was directed to slow in a large leather wallet. I took a kind leave of my pat­rons in the hospital, who bestowed ma­ny little presents of sweetmeats, dates, and oranges. I waited upon the good Mollah, who presented me with fifty dol­lars. I have charity to believe that this man, though an apostate, was sincere in his faith in the Mahometan creed. He pressed my hand at parting, gave me ma­ny salutary cautions, as to my conduct during the voyage; and said, while the tears started in his eyes, my friend, you have suffered much misfortune and mis­ery in a short life; let me conjure you not to add the torments of the future to the miseries of the present world. But, added he, pausing, who shall alter the de­crees [Page 205] of God? I flatter myself, that the scales of natal prejudice will yet fall from your eyes, and that your name was numbered among the faithful from all eternity.

Our company consisted of two Alge­rine merchants, or factors, twenty pilgrims, nine Jews, among whom was the son of my deceased friend Adonah, and two Greek traders from Chios, who carried with them several bales of silks and a quantity of mastic, to vend at Scanda­roon, Grand Cairo and Medina. We took passage in a Xebec; and, coast­ing the African shore, soon passed the ru­ins of antient Carthage, the Bay of Tu­nis; and, weathering cape Bona, and steering south easterly, one morning hove in sight of the Island of Malta, inhabited by the knights of that name, who are sworn enemies of the Mahometan faith. I could perceive, that the sight of this island gave a sensible alarm to the crew [Page 206] and passengers. But the captain, or rather skipper, who was a blustering, rough renegado, affected great courage and swore that, if he had but one can­non on board, he would run down and give a broad side to the infidel dogs. His bravery was soon put to the test; for, as the sun arose, we could discern plainly an armed vessel bearing down upon us. She overhauled us fast, and our skipper conjectured she bore the Maltese colours. All hands were now summoned to get out some light sails, and several oars were put out, at which the brave skipper tugged as lustily as the meanest of us. When the wind lulled and we gained of the ves­sel, he would run upon the quarters of the Xebec, and hollow; "Come on, you christian dogs, I am ready for you," I have some doubts, whether the vessel ever noticed us. If she did, she despised us; for she tacked and stood to the south west. This was no sooner perceived by [Page 207] our gallant commander, than he ordered the Xebec to lay too, and swore, that he would pursue the uncircumcised dogs, and board them; but he first would pru­dently ask the approbation of the passen­gers, who instantly determined one and all that their business was such, that they must insist upon the captain's making his best way to port. The captain consent­ed, but not without much grumbling at his misfortune, in losing so fine a prize; and declared that, when he landed his passengers, he would directly quit the port and renew the chase. After a smart run, we dropt anchor in the port of Alex­andria, called by the Turks Scandaroon. This is the site of the antient Alex­andria, founded by Alexander the great; though its present appearance would not induce an opinion of so magnificent a founder. It lies not far from the wester­most branch of the river Nile, by which, in ancient day, it was supplied with wa­ter. [Page 208] The antiquarian eye may possibly observe, in the scattered fragments of rocks, the vestiges of the ruins of its an­tient grandeur; but a vulgar traveller, from the appearance of the harbour, chok­ed with sand, the miserable buildings, and more wretched inhabitants of the town, would not be led to conclude that this was the port, which rose triumphant on the ruins of Tyre and Carthage. We here hired camels; and, being joined by a number of pilgrims and traders, collect­ed from various parts of the Levant, we proceeded towards Grand Cairo, the pres­ent capital of Egypt; and, after travel­ling three days, or rather three nights, for we generally reposed in the heat of the day, which is severe from one hour after the sun's rising until it sets, we came to a pretty town on the west bank of the Nile, called Gize, and hence passed over on rafts to the city of Grand Cairo, called by the Turks Almizer; the suburbs of which [Page 209] extend to the river, but the principal town commences its proper boundaries, at about three miles east of the Nile. I was now within a comparatively short distance of two magnificent curiosities, I had ever been desirous of beholding. The city of Jerusalem was only about five day's journey to the south east, and I had even caught a glimpse of the pyra­mids near Gize. I went with my mas­ters and others to see a deep stoned pit, in the castle, called Joseph's well; and said to have been dug by the direction of that patriarch. I am not antiquarian enough to know the particular style of Joseph's well archite­cture; but the water was sweet and extremely cold. The Turks say that Potiphar's wife did not cease to persecute Joseph with her love, after he was released from prison, and advanced to power; but the patriarch, being warned by a dream to dig this well, and invite her to drink of the water, which she had no [Page 210] sooner done, but one cup of it so effectu­ally cooled her desires, that she was ever afterwards an eminent example of the most frigid chastity. In Grand Cairo, we were joined by many pilgrims from Palestine, and the adjacent countries. The third day, our carivan, which con­sisted of three hundred camels and drom­edaries, set out for Medina, under the convoy of a troop of Mamaleuk's guards, a tawny, raw boned, ill clothed people. Some of the merchants, and even pilgrims made a handsome appearance in person, dress, and equipage. I was myself well mounted upon a camel, and carried with me only my leather wallet of drugs, which I dispensed freely among the pilgrims; my masters receiving the ordinary pay, while I collected many small sums, which the gratitude of my patients added to the usual fee. We passed near the north arm of the red sea, and then pursued our journey south, until we struck the same [Page 211] arm again, near the place where the learned Wortley Montague has con­cluded the Israelites, under the conduct of Moses, effected their passage. The breadth of the sea here is great, and the waters deep and turbulent. The infidel may sneer, if he chooses; but, for my own part, I am convinced beyond a doubt, that, if the Israelites passed in this place, it must have been by the miraculous in­terposition of a divine power. I could not refrain from reflecting upon the in­fatuated temerity, which impelled the E­gygtian king to follow them. Well does the Latin poet exclaim; Quem Deus vult perdere, prius dementat. We then travelled east, until we came to a small village, called Tadah. Here we filled many goat skins with water, and laded our camels with them. In addition to my wallet, I received two goat skins or bags of water upon my camel. The weight, this useful animal will carry, is [Page 212] astonishing; and the facility and promp­titude, with which he kneels to receive his rider and burthen, surprising. We now entered the confines of Arabia Petrea, very aptly denominated the rocky Ara­bia; for, journeying south east, we passed over many ridges of mountains, which appeared of solid rocks, while the vallies and plains between them were almost a quicksand. Not a tree, shrub, or vegeta­ble is to be seen. In these vallies, the sun poured intolerable day, and its re­flections from the land were insupport­able. No refreshing breeze is here felt. The intelligent traveller often fears the rising of the wind, which blows such sultry gales, that man and beast oft­en sink beneath them, "never to rise again" or, when agitated into a tempest drive the sand with such tumultuous vio­lence, as to overwhelm whole caravans. Such indeed were the stories told me, as I passed these dreary plains. The only [Page 213] inconvenience, I sustained, arose from the intense heat of the sun, and the chills of the night, which our thin garments were not calculated to exclude. On the third day, after we left Tadah, the water, which we transported on our camels, was nearly expended. These extraordinary animals had not drank but once, since our departure. Near the middle of the fourth day, I observed our camels snuff the air, and soon set off in a brisk trot, and just before night brought us to wa­ter. This was contained in only one deep well, dug, like a reversed pyramid, with steps, to descend on every side, to the depth of one hundred feet; yet the sagacity of the camel had discovered this water at perhaps twenty miles distance. So my fellow travellers asserted; but I have since thought, whether these camels, from frequently passing this desert coun­try, did not discover their approach to water, rather from the eye, noting familiar [Page 214] objects, than the actual scenting the water itself. A horse that has journeyed the whole day, will quicken his step at night, when, upon a familiar road, within some miles of an accustomed stable. Our es­cort delighted in the marvellous. Many a dreadful story did they tell of pois­onous winds and overwhelming sands; and of the fierce wandering Arabs, who captured whole caravans, and eat their prisoners. Many a bloody battle had they fought with this cruel banditti, in which, according to their narratives, they always came off conquerours. Fre­quently were we alarmed, to be in read­iness to combat their savage free booters; though I never saw but two of the wild Arabs, in the whole of our journey. They joined us at a little village, east of Islamboul, and accosted us with great ci­vility. They were dressed in blue frocks, girded round the waste with particolour­ed sashes, in which were stuck a pistol [Page 215] and a long knife. Their legs were bare, and sheepskin caps covered their heads. Their complexions were sallow, but their garments and persons were clean. In­deed, their dress and address evinced them to be of a more civilized race than our guards, who affected to treat them with lofty hauteur; and, when they departed, assured us that they were spies, and that an attack from their countrymen might now be apprehended with certainly; if, said the leader of our escort, they are not ter­rified by finding you under our protec­tion.

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CHAP. XXXII.

Procul! O procul! este profani.
VIRGIL.
ARGUMENT.

The Author is blessed with the Sight and Touch of a most holy Mahometan Saint.

WHEN we were within one day's journey of Medina, we halted for a longer time than usual; occasioned, as I found, by the arrival of a most holy saint. As I had never seen a saint, be­ing bred, in a land, where even the re­lics of these holy men are not preserved, for I believe all New England cannot produce so much as a saint's rotten tooth or toe nail, I was solicitous to see and converse with this blessed personage. I soon discovered him, in the midst of a­bout fifty pilgrims, some of whom were devoutly touching their foreheads with [Page 217] the hem of his garment, while others, still more devout, prostrated themselves on the ground, and kissed the prints of his footsteps in the sand. Though I was as­sured, that he was filled with divine love, and conferred felicity on all, who touched him; yet, to outward appearance, he was the most disgusting, contemptible object, I had ever seen. Figure to yourselves, my readers, a little decrepit, old man, made shorter by stooping, with a counte­nance, which exhibited a vacant stare, his head bald, his finger and toe nails as long as hawks' claws, his attire squalid, his face, neck, arms, and legs begrimed with dirt and swarming with vermin, and you will have some faint idea of this Mussulman saint. As I was too reasonable to expect that holiness existed in a man's exteriour, I waited to hear him speak; anticipating, from his lips, the profoundest wisdom, delivered in the honied accents of the saints in bliss. At length he spake; and [Page 218] his speech betrayed him, a mere idiot. While this astonished me, it raised the respect of his admirers, who estimated his sanctity in an inverse ratio to the weak­ness of his intellects. If they could have ascertained, that he was born an idiot, I verily believe, they would have adored him; for the Mahometans are taught by their alcoran, that the souls of saints are often lodged in the bodies of idiots; and these pious souls, being so intent on the joys of paradise, is the true reason, that the actions of their bodies are so little suited to the manners of this world. This saint however did not aspire to the sanctity of a genuine idiot; though, I fancy, his modesty injured his prefer­ment, for he certainly had very fair pre­tensions. It was resolved, that the holy man should go with us; and, to my great mortification and disgust, he was mount­ed behind me on the same camel; my Mahometan friends probably conceiving, [Page 219] that he would so far communicate his sanctity by contact, as that it might affect my conversion to their faith. Whatever were their motives, in the embraces of this nausseous being, with the people prostrat­ing themselves in reverence on each side, I made my entry into the city of Medina.

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CHAP. XXXIII.

There appears to be nothing in their nature above the power of the Devil.
EDWARDS on Religious Affections.
ARGUMENT.

The Author visits the City of Medina: Description of the Prophet's Tomb, and principal Mosque.

MEDINA Tadlardh, errone­ously called Medina Talmabi, is situated in Arabia Deserta, about forty five miles east from the borders of the red sea. To this place, as has been before related, the prophet sled, when driven from Mecca his birth place; and here he was buried, and his remains still are preserved, in a silver cussin, ornamented with a golden crescent, enriched with jewels, covered with cloth of gold, supported upon silver tassels, and shadowed by a canopy, embroidered with [Page 221] silk and gold thread upon silver tissue. This canopy is renewed annually, by the bashaw of Egypt; though other bashaws, and great men among the Turks, often assist in the expense, or augment the value of the yearly present, by silver lamps and other ornaments. The whole are con­tained in a magnificent mosque, in which are suspended innumerable gold and sil­ver lamps, some of which are kept contin­ually burning, and all are lighted on cer­tain public occasions; and even upon the approach of some dignified pilgrim. I had not acquired sufficient holiness, from my blessed companion, to be permitted to enter this sanctified building. The Ara­bians are profusely extravagant, in the ti­tles they bestow on the city of Medina; calling it the most holy, most renowned, most excellent city; the sanctuary of the blessed fugitive; model of the refulgent city in the celestial paradise; and some of the great vulgar suppose, that when [Page 222] the world shall be destroyed, this city, with the prophet's remains, will be trans­ported by angels, with all its inhabitants, to paradise. We tarried there but a few hours, as the great object of the devotions of the pilgrims was Mecca. Pilgrim­ages are performed to both places; but those to Medina are not indispensably necessary; being directed by the book of the companions of the apostles, while those to Mecca are enjoined by the alco­ran itself. The former are supposed meritorious, the latter necessary to salva­tion. I had the curiosity to inquire re­specting the prophet's cossin being sus­pended in the air by a load stone, and was assured that this was a mere christian obloquy, as no pretensions of any such suspension were ever made.

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CHAP. XXXIV.

The heaven of heavens cannot contain thee.
BIBLE.
ARGUMENT.

The Author visits Mecca: Description of the Al Kaaba, or House of God.

BEING freed from my blessed companion, I had an agreeable journey from Medina to Mecca, which is the most antient city in all Arabia; situated about two hundred miles south east of Medina, twenty one degrees and forty five minutes north latitude, and one hundred and sixteen degrees east longitude, from Philadelphia, according to late American calculations. I saw the great mosque in the centre of Mec­ca, which it is said, far surpasses in grandeur that of Sancta Sophia in Constantinople. It certainly is a very august building, the roof of which is refulgent; but even the [Page 224] inhabitants smiled at my credulity, when I observed that I had read it was covered with plated gold. This mosque contains within its limits the grand object of the Mussulman's pilgrimage; the Al Kaaba, or house of God, said to have been built by the hands of the patriarch Abraham; to confirm which the Arabian priests shew a black stone, upon which they say Abraham laid his son Isaac, when he had bound him in preparation for his intend­ed sacrifice. This stone and building were great objects of veneration, before the mission of the prophet, and he artfully availed himself of this popular prejudice, in rendering the highest respect to the holy house, in his life time, and enjoin­ing upon his followers, without distinc­tion among males, to visit it once in their lives. The advent of the prophet was said to be announced from the four cor­ners of the house, which exhibit the four cardinal points. Few pilgrims are per­mitted [Page 225] to enter this sacred, venerable building; but, after travelling, some of them perhaps a thousand miles, they are content to prostrate themselves in the courts, which surround it. Few Mahom­etans perform this pilgrimage in person; those who do are highly respected. This pilgrimage was enjoined, by the prophet, to be performed in person; but, when he laid this injunction, it is not probable he anticipated the extensive spread of his doctrines. So long as his disciples were limited by the boundaries of Arabia, or had only extended them­selves over a part of Syria, this pious journey was practicable and easy; but, when the crescent rose triumphant on the sea coast, and most of the interiour of Af­rica, when it shone with splendour in Persia, Tartary, and Turkey, and even adorned the Moorish minarit in Spain, actual pilgrimage was deemed impractica­ble; and the faithful were allowed to [Page 226] visit the Kaaba by deputy. The inge­nuity of more modern times has alleviated this religious burthen still further, by al­lowing the deputy to substitute other at­tornies under him. Thus for example: the pious Mussulman in Belgrade will employ a friend at Constantinople, who will empower another friend at Scanda­roon to procure a confidential friend at Grand Cairo to go in the name of him at Belgrade, and perform his pilgrimage to Mecca. Certificates of these several sub­stitutions are preserved, and the lazy Mussulman hopes by this finesse to reap the rewards of the faithful in paradise.

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CHAP. XXXV.

Sweeter than the harmonica or lute,
Or lyre swept by the master's pliant hand;
Soft as the hymns of infant seraphim,
Are the young sighings of a contrite heart.
AUTHOR'S Manuscript Poems.
ARGUMENT.

The Author returns to Scandaroon: Finds Adonah's Son sick: His Contrition: Is restored to Health.

AFTER tarrying sixteen days at Mecca, during which time my masters fasted, prayed, performed their devotions at the Kaaba, and sold their merchandize, we retraced the same rout to Scandaroon. Here we found the son of Adonah Ben Benjamin, who had been detained in this place by sickness, so weakened from a tedious slow fever that his life was despair­ed of. He expressed great joy, at our re­turn, [Page 228] and begged my professional assistance; assuring me, that he esteemed his present disorder a judicial punishment from the God of his fathers, for the injury he had done me; candidly confessing, that he knew of his father's having received my money, which he would restore upon our return to Algiers, if I would effect his re­covery. He prevailed upon my masters that I should abide in the house with him, during their absence, as they were engaged upon a trading tour to a place called Ginge, upon the river Nile. I exerted all my skill, both as a physi­cian and nurse. Perhaps my atten­tion in the latter capacity, assisted by his youth, was of more service than my pre­scriptions. Be that as it may, he recov­ered rapidly, and in ten days was able to walk the streets; but I could not help noticing with sorrow, that as his strength increased, his gratitude and promises to refund my money decreased.

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CHAP. XXXVI.

O what a goodly outside falshood hath!
SHAKESPEARE.
ARGUMENT.

The Gratitude of a Jew.

ONE day, walking on the beach, the Jew looked me steadily in the face; and, laying his hand upon my shoul­der, said I owe you my life, I owe you money, which you cannot oblige me to pay. You think, a Jew will always de­ceive in money matters. You are mistak­en. You shall not wait for your pay in Algiers; I will pay you here in Alexan­dria. I owe you one thousand dollars on my father's account. Now, what do you demand for restoring me to health? Nothing replied I, overjoyed at his prob­ity; restore me my money, and you are welcome to my services. This must not [Page 230] be, said the son of Adonah, I have done wickedly, but mean not only to pay you, but satisfy my own conscience. I will allow you in addition to the one thousand dollars, two thousand more for your assist­ance, as a physician; and then will ad­vance three thousand more, which I will take your word to repay me, when you are able. I was astonished. I seized his hand and felt his pulse, to discover if he was not delirious. His pulse were regu­lar, and I knew his ability to perform his promise. We will meet here on the morrow, and I will pay you. I met him the next day, and he was not ready to make payment. I now began to doubt his promises, and blame myself for the de­lusions of hope. By his appointment I met him the third day, on a retired part of the beach, westward from the port. We now saw a man approaching us. That man, said the Jew, will pay you. You well understand, my friend, that your [Page 231] ransom is fixed at six thousand dollars. Now, whoever gives you your liberty, really pays you that sum. I have engag­ed the person, who is approaching, and who is the master of a small vessel, to transport you to Gibraltar, whence you may find your way home. The man now joined us and confirmed the words of the Jew, for whom he professed a great friend­ship. It was concluded, that I should come to that spot immediately after dark, where I should find a small boat waiting to carry me on board the vessel. The master of the vessel declaring, that he run a great risk, in assisting in my escape; but was willing to do it out of commisera­tion for me, and friendship for the Jew; and reminded me, that I had better pack up all my property, and bring it with me. I hastened home with the Jew, and collect­ed all the property I could with propriety call my own; which consisted of a few clothes, and to the amount of three hun­dred [Page 232] and twenty dollars in cash. As soon as it was dark, the Jew accompanied me to the beach, and then took an affection­ate leave of me, presenting me with the value of ten dollars, as a loan, gravely re­marking, that now I owed him three thou­sand and ten dollars, which he hoped I would transport to him as soon as I arriv­ed in America. The Jew quitted me, and I soon discovered the approach of the boat, which I slept into with a light heart, congratulating myself, that I was a­gain A FREE MAN. The boat soon row­ed along side of a vessel, that was laying to for us. I jumped on board, and was directly seized by two men, who bound me and hurried me below deck; and, af­ter robbing me of all my property, left me in the dark to my own reflections. I had been so long the sport of cruel fortune, that these were not so severe, as my sym­pathising readers may conjecture. Re­peated misfortunes blunt sensibility. I [Page 233] perceived that I had been played a vil­lanous trick, and exchanged a tolerable slavery, for one perhaps more insupporta­ble; but should have been perfectly re­signed to my fate, if the dread of being returned to Algiers and suffering the dreadful punishment, already related, had not presented itself. In the morning, I requested to see the captain; and, by his orders, was brought upon deck; to my surprise, it was not the same person who had decoyed me on board. I was con­founded. I intended to have expostu­lated; but could I tell a stranger, a man, who appeared a Mussulman by his garb, that I was a runaway slave? While I was perplexing myself what to say, the man, who had decoyed me on board, appeared. He was a passenger, and claimed me as his slave, having purchased me, as he said, for four hundred zequins of a Jew, my for­mer master, and meant to carry me with him to Tunis. I was now awakened to [Page 234] all the horrours of my situation. I dar­ed not irritate my new master by contra­dictions, and acquiesced in his story in dumb despair. On the eighth day, after we departed from Scandaroon, the vessel made cape Bona, and expected soon to anchor in the port of Tunis. My master had a Portuguese slave on board, who slept in the birth with me. He spoke a little broken English, having been for­merly a sailor on board a vessel of that nation. He gave me the most alarming apprehensions of the cruelty of our mas­ter, but flattered me by saying that the Tunise in general were more mild with their slaves than the Algerines, and allow­ed a freer intercourse with the European merchants; and, by their interference, we might obtain our liberty. While my fellow slave slept, I lay agonizing with the dread of entering the port of Tunis. Often did I wish that some friendly rock or kindly leak would sink me, and my [Page 235] misfortunes, in perpetual oblivion; and I was nigh being gratified in my despe­rate wishes; for, the same night, a tre­mendous storm arose, and the gale struck us with such violence, that our sails were instantly flittered into rags. We could not shew a yard of canvass, and were o­bliged to scud under bare poles. The night was excessively dark; and, to in­crease our distress, our ballast shifted and we were obliged to cut away our masts by the board, to save us from foundering. The vessel righted, but being strong and light, and the hatchways being well se­cured, our captain was only fearful of being driven on some christian coast. The next night, the wind lulled; and the morning after, the sun arose clear, and we found ourselves off the coast of Sar­dinia, and within gun shot of an armed vessel. She proved to be a Portuguese frigate. To the confusion and dismay of our captain and passenger, and to the great [Page 236] joy of myself and fellow slave. The frig­ate hoisted her colours, manned her boats, and boarded us. No sooner was his na­tional flag displayed, than the overjoyed Portuguese ran below and liberated me from my fetters, hugged me in raptures, and hauling me upon deck, the first man we met was our master, whom he saluted with a kick, and then spit in his face. I must confess that this reverse of fortune made me feel for the wretched Mussul­man, who stood quivering with apprehen­sions of instant death; nor could I refrain from preventing the Portuguese from a­venging himself for the cruelties, he had suffered, under this barbarian. The boats soon boarded us, and secured the cap­tain and crew, whom they treated with as much bitter contempt, as my fellow had exercised toward our late master. This poor fellow soon introduced me to his countrymen, with a brief account of my country and misfortunes.

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CHAP. XXXVII.

How glorious now, how changed since yesterday.
ANON.
ARGUMENT.

Conclusion.

THE Portuguese officers treat­ed me with politeness; and, when they were rifling the vessel, requested me to select my property from the plunder. I was then sent on board the frigate. The captain expressed much joy, at being the means of my deliverance, and told me, that the Portuguese had a sincere regard for the Americans; and that he had re­ceived express orders to protect our com­merce from the Barbary corsairs. The prisoners were brought on board and confined below; and, after every thing valuable was taken from the prize, the ship stood for the straits of Gibraltar, [Page 238] leaving a boat to fire the Tunise vessel. I never received more civility than from the officers of this frigate. In compliment to them, I was obliged to throw my Ma­hometan dress over the ship's side; for they furnished me with every necessary, and many ornamental articles of Europe­an clothing. The surgeon was particu­larly attentive. I lent him some assistance among the sick, his mate being unwell; and, among other presents, he gave me a handsome pocket case of surgical instru­ments. After a pleasant voyage, we an­chored in port Logos, in the southern extremity of Portugal. Here I received the agreeable intelligence, that the Unit­ed States were about commencing a trea­ty with the Dey of Algiers, by the agen­cy of Joseph Donaldson, jun. Esq which would liberate my unhappy fellow citi­zens, and secure the American commerce from future depredations. Without landing, I had the good fortune to ob­tain [Page 239] a passage on board an English mer­chantman, bound for Bristol, Captain Joseph, Joceline, commander. We had a prosperous voyage to the land's end; and, very fortunately for me, just off the little isle of Lundy, spake with a brigan­tine, bound to Chesapeak Bay, Captain John Harris, commander. In thirty two days, we made Cape Charles, the north chop of the Chesapeak, and I pre­vailed upon the captain to set me on shore; and, on the third day of May, one thousand seven hundred and ninety five, I landed in my native country, after an absence of seven years and one month; about six years of which I had been a slave. I purchased a horse, and hastened home to my parents, who received me as one risen from the dead. I shall not attempt to describe their emotions, or my own raptures. I had suffered hunger, sickness, fatigue, insult, stripes, wounds, and every other cruel injury; and was [Page 240] now under the roof of the kindest and ten­derest of parents. I had been degraded to a slave, and was now advanced to a citizen of the freest country in the universe. I had been lost to my parents, friends, and country; and now found, in the em­braces and congratulations of the former, and the rights and protection of the latter, a rich compensation for all past miseries. From some minutes I preserved, I com­piled these memoirs; and, by the solici­tations of some respectable friends, have been induced to submit them to the pub­lic. A long disuse of my native tongue, will apologize to the learned reader for any inaccuracies.

I now mean to unite myself to some a­miable woman, to pursue my practice, as a physician; which, I hope, will be at­tended with more success than when es­sayed with the inexperience and giddi­ness of youth. To contribute cheerfully to the support of our excellent govern­ment, [Page 241] which I have learnt to adore, in schools of despotism; and thus secure to myself the enviable character of an useful physician, a good father and worthy FEDERAL citizen.

My ardent wish is, that my fellow cit­izens may profit by my misfortunes. If they peruse these pages with attention they will perceive the necessity of uniting our federal strength to inforce a due respect among other nations. Let us, one and all, endeavour to sustain the general gov­ernment. Let no foreign emissaries in­flame us against one nation, by raking in­to the ashes of long extinguished enmity or delude us into the extravagant schemes of another, by recurring to fancied grati­tude. Our first object is union among ourselves. For to no nation besides the United States can that antient saying be more emphatically applied; BY UNIT­ING WE STAND, BY DIVIDING WE FALL.

FINIS.

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