AIR I.
MR. PARSONS.
LOOK ye here!
Ay and there!
Oh, my ruin now is clear,
For I've track'd him above, and below:
Hopes are vain;—
See its plain
Where he doubles back again,
Like a frisky jack-hare in the snow!
AIR II.
MR. PARSONS.
When a woman's brain teems
With such strange wanton dreams,
And she tosses, and turns in her bed,
'Tis at least ten to one
But the husband's undone,
Since the birth is design'd for his head.
Mercy what have we here?—
I am pregnant I fear,
My disorder no med'cine can cure!
I feel such a shooting,
I'm surely cornuting,
Oh, the labour how shall I endure!
AIR III.
MRS. BRADSHAW.
Tho' lords and ladies shine
In finer cloaths than mine,
I have none of their cares for to flout me;
I envy not their pelf,
I'm a dutchess in myself,
With my cocks, and my hens all about me.
AIR IV.
MR. DAVIES.
Love and woman in unison play:—
To keep courtship's sky bright, and clear,
Ma'm's as gentle as May,
Bills, and coos all the day,
Tho' discord is close in the rear!—
So Love's catering, saucy, sly, pickle,
The poison conceals of his dart,
For first with the feather he'll tickle,
And then—strike the barb to your heart!
AIR V.
MR. VERNON.
The stream that environ'd her cot
All the charms of my deity knew;
How oft has its course been forgot,
While it paus'd—her dear image to woo?
Believe me, the fond silver tide
Knew from whence it deriv'd the fair prize,
For, silently swelling with pride,
It reflected her—back to the skies.
VI. BALLAD.
MR. KING.
I.
When first I came hither to sarvice,
I thought I wou'd learn how to woo,
So at Lammas I courted Doll Jarvise,
Oh, there was the devil to do!
Tho'f at first my poor heart she denoy'd it,
She made it as sick as a dog,
And like a Jack Lantern decoy'd it
With her eyes,—over briar and bog.
II.
Odsooks, but the tit beat me hollow,
She run me so soon off my wind,
For the more little Jerry did follow,
She left him the further behind;
But one moon-shiny night made me happy,
For home in a tiff did I jog,
And left Doll for to find a new sappy,
To dance over briar and bog.
AIR VII.
MRS. WRIGHTEN.
How weak the maid, who's led astray
By state, by wealth, or fashion?
Whose heart can never own their sway,
For love's a gen'rous passion!
Where shall the self-made captive find
A joy, that's worth the knowing?
But from two hearts by love conjoin'd,
What endless transports flowing!
VIII. BALLAD.
MR. KING.
I.
Must a Christian man's son born and bred up,
By a Negar be flung in disgrace,—
Be asham'd for to hold his poor head up,
'Ca'se as how he has got a white face?
—No, never mind, little Jerry,
Let your honest heart be merry;
British boys will still be right,
Till they prove that black is white!
II.
M'hap the nabob, that brought the poor creature
From his father, and mother, and all,
Is himself of a blackamoor nature,
Dark within as the tribe of Bengal.
—So never mind it, little Jerry,
Let your honest heart be merry;
British boys will still be right,
Till they prove that black is white!