SOOTHING OF PROVERBS: With only True forsooth.
In two Parts.
By B. N. Gent.
LONDON, rinted for Iohn Wright, and are to be sold at his shop without Newgate at the signe of the Bible.
1626.
To the Reader.
SOothing and Crossing are two humours more troublesome than profitable, The one troubles the wise that loue no flatterie, and the other fooles that loue to be flattered. What you are I know not, and therefore as you finde your selfe, so fit your sense: And yet if you will not scorne a fooles counsell, be silent rather than crosse, for feare of quarrels; and rather learne silence among [Page] the wise, than sooth their sayings in their hearing, for their eares are iealous ouer their wits. But lest I make a great entry to a little house, leauing what you reade to your leisure, and the liking to your capacitie, I rest.
SOOTHING OF Prouerbs: WITH Only True forsooth.
LOue is a rauishing humour.
True, or else so many Virgins would not lose their maiden-heads.
Beauty is a bewitching obiect.
True, or else men would not be so mad vpon it.
All things are common among friends.
Then wiues must be put in as well as wenches.
Nothing is hard to a willing minde.
True, if there be hope in the businesse.
Beware the witch.
True, for she is a deuill incarnate.
Euery man loues himselfe best.
True, or else he lacks vnderstanding.
Too much of any thing is good for nothing.
True, for the quantitie marres the qualitie.
A valiant minde feares no fortune.
True, for he knowes tis but a fiction.
Young wenches make old wrinches.
True, when clasping of the brest breeds the cricke in the backe.
Like will to like.
True, that makes Lads goe to Lasses.
A baudy-house is an earthly hell.
True, for the deuill stands at the doore to bring his Guests into their roome.
No Play is without a foole.
True, nor [...]ithout many to looke vpon them.
Quarrelling makes the Surgeons haruest.
True, when out of a little salue he gets a great deale of money.
Physitians are costly visiters.
True, for they seldome come but for their fee.
An Apothecaries shop is ill in a mans belly.
True, for if the stomacke be not kept cleane, it will stinke of the medicines.
A Sexton is a fatall Musitian.
True, for his musicke is a message of death.
When the Cat is away, the Mouse may play.
True, if she come not in the trap.
Contraries can hardly agree together.
True, that makes May and Ianuary so farre asunder.
Sweet meat will haue sowre sauce.
True, or else it would be too lushious.
Trowling eyes make rowling wits.
True, when feminine wags make masculine wantons.
Euery thing hath an end.
True, either whereto, or whereof.
A gay foole is an idle picture.
True, for it is but lost time to looke vpon it.
Airie bodies haue light braines.
Or else mad men would not be so fantasticke.
A scolding woman is a troublesome creature.
True, and especially to her husband.
Many men goe backward thorow the world.
True, or else Rope-makers and Weauers could not get their liuings.
A Iester and a Pandar are cousen varmins in villany.
True, and if both be in one, he will breed Cuckold [...] out of crie.
A defeated armie is a lamentable spectacle.
True, when Iewes make hauocke of Christians.
Pouertie breeds peace.
True, for there is nothing to goe to warre withall.
Peace breeds plentie.
True, when labour brings profit.
Plentie breeds pride.
True, when money must purchase honour.
Pride breeds ambition.
True, when Beggars will be Kings.
Ambition breeds warres.
True, when principalitie will no equalitie.
Warre breeds pouertie.
True, where a long siege makes a poore Campe, and a penurious Citie.
Pouertie breeds peace.
True, when the Souldiers must rise for want of pay.
A Pirates life is in two great perils.
True, for if he scape drowning, he is in danger of hanging.
A Tinkers budget is full of necessary tooles.
True, for he can mend a kettle, and picke a locke with them.
A Tailors shreds are worth the cutting.
True, for sometimes they purchase lands.
A widow is dangerous to meet withall.
True, for commonly she is either poore, or proud.
An ill wind that blowes no man good.
True, for it may ease my belly, that offends your nose.
Age and wedlocke tames man and beast.
True, and yet they will to the businesse.
Money and a Mistresse will make a Souldier runne thorow fire.
True, and yet if he be burned, he had better haue missed them both.
Better a little in the morning, than nothing all day after.
True, supposing to be good, or else better spared.
Experience is the Mistresse of fooles.
True, when a Prodigall feeles his penurie.
Art is the Schoole-mistresse of Nature.
True, when Reason guides Iudgement.
Learning is an ornament to Nature.
True, especially where the studie is gracious.
Familiaritie breeds contempt.
True, among fooles and Beggars.
A knaue and a foole neuer take thought.
True, for if the one cannot, the other will not take thought.
Wares commonly are dearest at their first comming.
True, and yet Carriers Titts are hired at a small rate.
A Rogues Wardrobe is a harbour for a Louse.
True, but a Louse dares harbour where a Rogue dares not.
A Flea is a pretty foole, that feeds only on sweet bloud.
True, and commonly makes her diet of the daintiest creatures.
Ingratitude makes a true Machauilian.
True, and such a one as no villaine can match him.
Burnt children dread the fire.
True, and yet old fooles will be raking in the ashes.
Darksome mists are best for Theeues.
True, when the deuill hides the Gallowes while they are plotting for the Rope.
Foolish Punkes liue euer in feare.
True, for the name of a Constable frights them with Bridewell.
An vnlawfull gaines makes an vnquiet conscience.
True, and especially when the cries of the poore are in the eares of the rich.
The falling out of louers may be the renewing of loue.
True, when patience hath ouer-ruled passion.
Sleepe is the pride of ease.
True, for then both bones and senses are at rest.
Well warn'd is halfe arm'd.
True, for lacke of care may be losse of life.
A tall trencher-man had not need be a poore man.
True, lest his belly be too strong for his purse.
Tennis and Tabacco are costly exercises.
True, when sweat and smoake brings many a purse into a consumption.
Fire and water haue no mercy.
True, with mad men and drunkards.
The more the merrier.
True, for he that liues alone is like a dogge in a kennell.
One hand is enough in a purse.
True, and too many if it be of a pick-purse.
To day for thee, to morrow for me.
True, for euery day is not for euery mans humour.
Better a crust than no bread.
True, for if it be hard for the teeth, it will be soft in the pottage.
He runs farre that neuer turnes.
True, for then he will out-run the Constable.
Salt sauours all things.
True, but the better with pepper.
Soft fire makes sweet malt.
True, for a hastie fire may burne downe the furnace.
He that goes softly, goes easily.
True, for else a man would goe faster than a Snaile when he hath the gout in his feet.
He that lookes high, may haue a chip in his eye.
True, if he stand vnder a tree that is lopping.
Two faces vnder a hood.
True, Tis meere hypocrisie.
The foole marres the play.
True, when a bitter iest angers the Audience.
A Cuekold is a horned man.
True, but he hides them like a Snaile.
A Wittoll is a note of a coward.
True, for he is afraid of his wife.
Pride will haue a fall.
True, and though it be from the Gallowes.
Thought is free.
True, till it come to words.
Law is costly.
True, in delayes.
Time is pretious.
True, in his right vse.
Ill weeds grow fast.
True, and therefore need the more weeding.
Pitie spoiles a Citie.
True, if the Magistrates be fooles.
None more blinde than he that will not see.
True, for his will takes away his power.
A Drunkard is worse than a beast.
True, for a beast can stand, and he cannot.
A Lier is worse than a Theefe.
True, for he may steale away his good name.
The neerer the Church, the further from God.
True, when the Alehouse keepes the parish from praier.
Early vp and neere the neere.
True, when will wants wit in the businesse.
Faire words make fooles faine.
True, for wise men know they are but wind.
Had I wist was a foole.
True, for preuention is a proofe of wisdome.
A friend is like a Phoenix.
True, for they are more talked of than knowne.
There are more maids than Mawkin.
True, for else how should Bachelers doe for wiues?
Labour to no purpose is as ill as idlenesse.
True, if a man want his tooles to goe to worke withall.
Necessitie hath no Law.
True, for Forma pauperis troubles the Court.
Idlenesse is the root of Ignorance.
True, and commonly the tree makes the Gallowes.
Time trieth all things.
True, and most of them to be nothing.
The euening proues the day.
True, so doth a mans death his life.
One Tale is good till another be told.
True, for the last commonly puts downe the first.
SOOTHING OF PROVERBS: With only True forsooth.
The second Part.
By B. N. Gent.
LONDON, Printed for Iohn Wright, and are to be sold at his shop without Newgate at the signe of the Bible.
1626.
The second part.
WIshers and woulders are neuer good housholders.
True, for they feed their families with sentences.
The tide tarrieth no man.
True, and therefore it is good to to watch it.
An old babe is no childe.
True, if he be past the dugge.
Error breeds idolatrie.
True, else would not sooles worship babies.
Patience keepes the wits in temper.
True, for impatience maketh men mad.
The Nightingale and the Cuckoe sing both in one moneth.
True, but there is great difference in their notes.
Trauellers tales are hardly beleeued.
True, because they forget themselues in their discourses.
No man is wise at at all times.
True, and he is happy that is wise at any time.
Fooles
Fooles are fortunate.
True, or else they would not be so rich.
A curst Cow hath short hornes.
True, or else she would goare the Milke-maid.
A kennell is fit for a dogge.
True, and yet fisting Curres lie on faire laps.
Snaphaunces are most fit for Pistols.
True, for if they be too quicke, they may be ill in an house.
He hath need of mutton, that dips his bread in the wooll.
True, for he may hap better be fasting, than take a taste of it.
A maid and a virgin is not all one.
True, the one is a childe, the other a woman.
Euery virgin is a maid.
True, but euery maid is not a virgin.
Honestie is ill for thriuing.
True, only among knaues.
Poetrie is too full of fictions.
True, and therefore the lesse esteemed.
The foole is wise.
True, when he makes fooles of wise men.
Iacke an Apes is no Gentleman.
True, and yet he will haue a gay coat.
Beggery is a wonderfull cunning trade.
True, for it getteth money for words.
Robbery is a very cheape purchase.
True, for it costeth but a peny halter.
Lechers and mad men haue two great kinds of extreme weaknesse.
True, the one in their backs, the other in their brains.
Fighting is euery way dangerous.
True, either for killing or hanging.
A knaue may be an honest man.
True, if it be but against his will.
Money is a maruellous kinde of metall.
True, for it plaies the deuill in the world.
Hopes are very strong imaginations.
True, but when they hit not, they make weake hearts.
Lies haue strange effects.
True, for they make truth mistrusted.
Tabacco is like wood.
True, for it consumes in smoake.
Wyermen are fishes enemies.
True, for they make hookes for their noses.
Iuglers and lesters are cozen varmins to the knaue.
True, for they commonly come from the queane.
A Piper and Tinker make a bad peece of musickc.
True, for they seldome agree but in drinke.
Two to one is ods.
True, and yet a man and his wife are one.
Cozeners are the worst cousins.
True, for they will deceiue their fathers.
Greatnesse and goodnesse goe not euer together▪
True, for then the deuill would not be so wicked.
Wine and wenches empty mens purses.
True, and fill the body with diseases.
Care is more costly than comfortable.
True, when a man is troubled with a scold.
Friendship is doubtfull in time of distresse.
True, for kindnesse may proue costly.
Thrift is the commendation of wit.
True, for beggerie is a base profession.
He is wise that can hold his peace.
True, if that he be not tongue-tied.
Wealth is a blessing vnto the wise.
True, if it be not hurtfull to the soule.
Coynesse is a foolish nicenesse.
True, when a wench will say she cannot dance.
He that is rich is wise.
True, if he haue wisdome to gouerne it.
Faire women are delightfull obiects.
True, if they be not proud.
Wantonnesse is the way to wickednesse.
True, when lust goes for loue among the youthfull.
Age claimes the reuerence of time.
True, when a horse-stealer is hanged before a cutpurse.
Youth is the desperate time of nature.
True, or else there would not be so many swaggerers.
Physicke is good for the sicke.
True, for it is a fore-staller of death.
Quacksaluers are ingrossers of diseases.
True, for they will take vpon them all cures.
Great spenders are but bad lenders.
True▪ for they will hardly pay that they owe.
Euill natures are no good companions.
True, for their conditions are infectious.
Water is a cleanly element.
True, till it meet with vncleannesse.
Come sleepe with me, seemes to be a sweet word in a whores mouth.
True, but he that awaketh with the pox, will curs [...] her for her kindnesse.
Bugge-beares fright none but fooles.
True, for wise men know a vizar from a face.
Painters are agents for Idolatrie.
True, when fooles worship Images.
A witch is a fit wife for a Coniurer.
True, and the deuils chapell for their Church.
Three trees are the Hangmans farme.
True, and his haruest is most in lowsie raggs.
An hypocrite is the deuils Chaplaine.
True, for his heart saith seruice in hell.
He that reads that he vnderstandeth not, wrongs his wit with his tongue.
True, that makes so many Latine-asses make their praiers to pictures.
Patience is a plaister for all diseases.
True, but it is often long a healing.
All brazen worke is good but in faces.
True, for it makes them as bold as beggers.
Sinne is the wound of sense.
True, when the soule is troubled with the flesh.
Feare is the fruit of sinne.
True, for it rotteth the soule of the reprobate.
It is neuer long which commeth at last.
True, for if hoped for, it is welcome; if feared, it then commeth too soone.
A Campe is the glory of the warre.
True, but peace maketh a braue Court and a blessed Countrey.
Out of sight out of minde.
True, for a man shal be no sooner dead but forgotten.
Fasting should goe before Feasting.
True, for then one may the better doe it.
Rest after labour is sweet.
True, for idlenesse vpon idlenesse is easelesse.
Long trauels make weary voyages.
True, when they get little for their labour.
Farre trauellers doe know many things.
True, and many that were better vnknowne.
Good company is a waggon in the way.
True, for its tedious to trauell alone.
A baudy house is an earthly hell.
True, for the house is neuer without a deuill.
An Inne is the hope of guests.
True, for without them the Host may pull downe his signe.
A Tauerne is the bloud-letter of the grape.
True, for he will draw it to the last drop.
Words are but winde.
True, when there is no intent of performance.
An Alehouse is the beggars ruine.
True, for there he spendeth the profit of his profession.
A Theefe is a resolute Rascall.
True, for he hath set vp his rest to be hangd.
Women are necessary euils.
True, and it is pitty they should be so.
Pen and Inke is wits plough.
True, and yet sometime it vndoeth the Ploughman.
Words are thoughts actors.
True, yet sometimes they vndoe the players.
Robin Goodfellow was a strange man.
True, among wenches that kept not their houses cleane.
Will Sommer was a shrewd foole.
True, for he made an Asse of many a faire beast.
Two dayes are most dreadfull to the wicked.
True, the day of death, and the day of doome.
The wicked are for the most part fearfull.
True, for the guilt of conscience frighteth the soule.
Enough is as good as a feast.
True, for what is more than enough is not good.
Too much of one thing is good for nothing.
True, when the quantitie spoileth the qualitie.
Where the hedge is low, it is easily trodden downe.
True, when honestie ruleth not the will.
It is easie to finde a stone to throw at a dogge.
True, inferiours are easily wronged.
Sleepe is the pride of ease.
True, and yet too much will spoile the spirit.
Contraries cannot agree.
True, for an ill tongue will kill a quiet heart.
The noblest life is in warres.
True, where valour may shew mercy, and wisdome may gaine honour.
A woman is the weaker vessell.
True, for the weakest goeth to the wall.
Hastie climbers haue oft sudden falls.
True, when they make more haste downe than vp.
Honestie is an excellent and pretious vertue.
True, for what is rare is pretious.
Pride is without profit.
True, for it spends much to gaine scorne.
Money is a great master in a market.
True, for without him there is but cold trading.
A Cuckoe is a most vnkinde creature.
True, for she kills the Sparrow hatcht her young.
A Pelican is the kindest bird.
True, for she wounds her brest to feed her young.
A young Seruingman an old beggar.
True, when youth forgets that age will come.
Wit and learning are faire vertues.
True, when humilitie is ioyned with vnderstanding
The richest men haue not euer most wit.
True, for wealth is no cause of wit.
Honestie is better than riches.
True, for honestie is honestie still.
It is good to make hay while the Sunne shines.
True for in rainie weather there is more paines, and yet to lesse purpose.
Money is a great comfort.
True, if it be well vsed.
Like will to like.
True, when theeues and whores meet at the gallowes.
Tradesmen liue vpon lacke.
True, for were there no lacke, they could not liue for want of trading.
A Cobler deales with All.
True, for without Aule he is no body.
All is not gold that glisters.
True, nor euery man the same he seemes.
It is hard to make mutton of a Sow.
True, for Art cannot easily change what is inbred by nature.
Tabacco is a great purger.
True, for it purgeth both the head and the purse.
Too much of one thing is good for nothing.
True, for too much money will make a man mad.
All is not got that is put into the purse.
True, when a man sels his friend for a trifle.
Kissing goes by fauour.
True, and that makes desert goe a begging.
A friend in the Court is better than a penny in the purse.
True, but both together is best of all.
The end proueth the act.
True, for many large promises haue small performances.
It is good to be merry and wise.
True, for mirth without measure is meere madnesse.
Bought wit is best.
True, for it is best remembred.
Many things are best learned without experience.
True, for you may chance pay more for your schooling than your learning is worth.
There is a time for all things.
True, for after follie comes repentance.
Many a dogge is hangd for his skinne.
True, and many a man killd for his purse.
Delayed hope is grieuous to the heart.
True, when feare oppresseth the soule.
It is an ill thing that is good for nothing.
True, and yet many such things there be.
That is well spoken that is well taken.
True, for then the hearers are pleased.
The longest day will haue an end.
True, and therefore we must hope and feare.