HEr understanding that all her shee-cozens in generall are subject to divers qualmes and diseases, her having been a long time conversant with her shee-cozens po­dies, finds by her experiences and her skills, that the generallest disease all her cozens are subject to, is the glimme­ring of her gizzards, an infirmity which arising from her spleen into her mouth, infects her tongue like a canker, making her call her husbands rogues and rascals, and many other scurvy ords: It makes her likewise oftentimes to strive for her bree­ches and break her husbands pates with her ladles and skimmers, and is indeed an Epedemical disease, and raigning in most of her shee-Couzens: The cure hereof, though Gallen hath not set down, nor her Hypocrates, nor Averroes, nor Avicen her Cou­zens, yet shall her Couzen Jenkin in priefe declare the remedy for that disease.

First when her begins to be in her fits, her husbands shall per­ceive it by the bending of her browes, then let him apply to her a plaister of good ords, and if that will not serve her turnes, let him take her good hasle cudgell or her ropes end, and bast her as her Welsh-men do her old goates to make them eat ten­der, for so her Couzen King Tavid did, as you may find it some where written; And Tavid went in and did so lace his wife; therefore her and aule her Country-men may therefore bast their wives by authority and priviledg, and liberty of the sub­ject: for her do find it by experience and by her reading, that [Page 2]the more her do beat her Walnut-trees, and Spaniel and Camo­mil bank be basted or trodden, the more fruit they wil bear, and the women love their husbands the better, and this will cure her presently, with twice or thrice applyed to her sides. There is another remedy which Jenkin her selfe hath often used with her Wives, which is to take her as her fit begins, and lay her upon her back and tickle her Tuquoques, and it shall cure her in an instant; Probatum est.

The quavering of the kidneys in her she-cozens, is when her is full of her lusts and concupiscences, and her much longings and desires to make her husbands Cuckolds. In Spain her Cou­zens the Spaniards have excellent remedies for these diseases in her Wives, for as soon as her perceives and caknowes that her Wives are bent to be sick of the quavering of her kidneys, her lets her bloud in her brest or in the bellies with her sword or her taggers, marry Jenkin would wish her Couzens to use this easier remedies and medicines, which is when her omens flesh rises and would go to mans, let her husbands give her two ounces of cood instructions, with three ounces of the oyle of man distil'd through his own lembeck, a vomit and potion made of opium and her turneps, than let her have a dyet for a month of her welsh leeks without bread or salt, and it shall recover her per­fectly; Probatum est.

For her barren Couzens, her shall by her preservatives and her Medicines make her as pregnant as her heart can wish, and have every year a shild if there be no defect in her capacities of her podies: First let her eat the brains of a He goat mixt with the marrow of a Stoate, or Pole-cat (her may caknow him by her sinell and her savours) with the flesh of her monkies for a Fort­nights, and drink every morning a pottle of her best welsh Me­theglins. Then let her get her into a cood soft peds, and have every night for the space of a month, a lusty young man to her ped-fellow to salute her podies and recreate her kidneyes, and if her pe not with shild Jenkin will forfeit her reputations in Physgigs. This medicine is most predominant over her Couzens in her Cities, and may serve indeed for omens of all Nations un­der forty years of age, whereas divers of her Couzens have had [Page 3]the wambling trot in her pellies, or the dislocation in the ma­trix, which is occasioned by much ploods and itches in her po­dies, whereby oftentimes her comes to loose her Maiden-heads and her Virginities, which her foolish Physitians in times past knew not how to cure. Jenkin for the good of her dearest Cou­hens hath found out the medicines that will restore her to her Virginities, which is, her must take a peck of Fern-sut gathe­red on Mid-summer night, with two ounces of moon-shine ta­sen out of her river of Dee at noon-dayes, sixe eyes of the Phæ­nix, seven eyes of Argus, with her Couzen Mercury pull'd out of her head, the brains of the bird of Paradise which sung to her Gransieur Adam, the flesh of the buttock of one of her Welsh goats which her Couzen Noahs had in her Arks, the juyce of the apple which her Grand-mother Eve eat at the inticement of the Serpent, the head of the great huge fish of two hundred yard long that was taken in eighty eights with a great ruffe like a Spaniard, above London bridg, a bottle full of the water of the Inchanters wells which was kept by the great Dragons that was overcome by her Couzens Palmerius, and Saint Tavids, two yards of freeze which was in her Prophet Merlins old coates, five onions of Jenkins own planting and six pound of leeks, take all these and stamp them upon the stone where Jacob slept, and strain them through one of the clouds which hang over her welsh Mountains, and then take all these her ingredients and lap her up in a yard of Butter-flies-skins, and lay her warme to her cousens bottome of her bellies, and so let her renew the plaister or cataplasme, do you see every night a fresh, and it shall make her couzens as sound and firme in her Maiden-heads and her Virginities as ever her was in her lifes, and her may be cer­tain that Jenkin hath made his explorations and experiments upon this medicine, and find it to be very available; Probatum est.

Her also doth undertake to cure all her Agues and Feavers that are in her states and her Kingdoms arising from her facti­ous and Malignant humours which indeed and insooth none can cure without phlebotomy or bloud-letting; but her cou­sen Ienkins, which must be done in this manner. First her State or her Kingdome must take fifty or threescore heads of her [Page 4]Malignants and poyle them to a jell [...]y in a hundred Cavaliers ploods, then take the fat of six Jesuites that were hang'd drawn and quarter'd at Tiburn, do you mark, and with the brawn of a hundred of Prelats buttocks stewed in Metheglins, and let all these ingredients be laid on the stomack of her state or her King­dome, and it shall expell her Agues and her Feavers, or other­wise. take two ounces and six pound of the long haire of your Cavaliers which in welsh her calls Russetings, and make therewith a Cat-a-pulsive with the blood of some Anabaptists, and applyed as aforesaid, and your sick state shall recover im­mediately without the help of her Doctors and her Physitians, as Jenkin has made divers rimes her experiences and probations upon all the Kingdomes of Asia the lesse; Probatum est.

Next whereas her has been informed that divers of her Cou­zens have lost her leggs and her armes, and many of her have booke her necks at Kenton battailes, her has studied a medicine that shall recover her perfectly, let her come to her Couzen Jen­kins lodgings at the sign of the Welsh goate in Garlick-lane with her broken leggs, arms, or necks, and her will make her as sound as ever her was in her lifes; Probatum est.

Next her does professe to give her Church a vomit and a purge that shall make her free from all her pains in the stomack, her must first take a long stick of Stibium, which in Welsh is called the Gallowes, and hang thereon three hundred Brownists, five hundred Anabaptists, and as many of all sorts of her Separa­tists, and then let her dry in the sun fourteen weeks, and then beat her to powder, and mixe her with a great deale of oyle ex­tracted from her Cavaliers slocks, and let this be given to her Church through the great Organ pipe that was in her Church of Pauls, and it shall make her Church vomit and purge up all her errors and her heresies, and put her into as good states and conditions of her health, as her was in the daies of her Apostles; especially when her Couzen Jenkin gives her glyster to make her evacuate her Pishops and Prelats backward, which must be com­pounded on this manners. First, her must take two handfuls of herbe a grace, of which there is enough in her Welsh Mountains, and mingle it with the surrups of two and twenty Miters, boyl'd in the jayce of as many Rochets and Surplices, and let it [Page 5]be put in at the fundament or porch of the Church, and is shall give her thirty or forty of her stoole which shall clear her po­dies of all her Pishops and her Prelates, and send herto the Ti­vell with a vengeance.

Lastly with her dyet and her purge, her cordiall and her vo­mit, her will cure all her Couzens that are Cuckolds of horns, and make her browes as smooth as the backs of her hands, which if any of all her London Physitian can performe, Jenkin will ne­ver set up her pils nor her prescriptions, her will also with con­fection of tosted sheese, metheglin, green leeks and onions, un­dertake to kill her a hundred a dity, and with her Goates milk mixt with the buds of her welsh gunshot, which in English is called Elderne, restore her again to her lifes in a minutes space, and all this to be performed by Jenkin ap Morgan Doctor of Physgig, and studier of all the arts of medicine as her testifies under her hands, and hopes that all her Couzens that are sick of the said diseases will buy her Couzens book of medicines and repaire to her for cure, and advice.