THE MERCURY GALLANT.
Letter I.
I Needed not have been put in mind of the promise I made you at your going from Paris, to send you often an account of such Novelties as were worthy of the curiosity of the most ingenious persons of that Countrey, which is like for so long a [Page 2]time to be made happy with your residence. They which have the person continually in their thoughts, seldom forget their promises. I doubt not Madam, but you understand so well what that means, that I need explain it no further. Proceed we therefore to our News, or rather first, to the order I have resolved to observe in giving you these accounts. I will punctually write to you once in eight days, and then give you the most particular and curious relation I can of all that has happened in the week aforegoing. Sending you things, which the Gazets give no account of, or at least not so full and clear a one. The most minute things that pass here shall not escape my Quill: You shall have all Deaths and Weddings of consequence, with such Circumstances as may create that delight in such news, which they have not in themselves. I will endeavour to unravel the truth of all great actions, where valour shall make it self observable in the Army, and will often lay naked before you things which fame gives but at random; because she not staying to search the depth of them, the first rumours [Page 3]she spreads are for the most part short of truth. I will not forget to tell you who receive favours from our great Monarch; he gives with so endearing a grace, that [...]hough his gifts are always considerable, [...]he obliging manner with which he gives, [...]reeds often as much delight in the hearer; [...]s the magnificence of his gifts in the recei [...]er; and whereas there often happens pro [...]eedings so extraordinary, and so full of [...]ntrigue, that the best invented Romances [...]ome short of them, I shall nor fail to di [...]ertise you with them, and send you the [...]eal Circumstances, which are seldom [...]nown but to persons who make diligent [...]arch after them. Curiosity bringing to Paris [...]ot only many brave people from all Pro [...]inces of France, but likewise numbers of [...]rangers. I will give you advice of the [...]orth of those attract any admiration. I [...]ill send you all such witty pieces as have [...]y reputation, as Songs, Verses, or o [...]er such like works. I will send you the [...]ccess of all new Plays, and what Books [...] Gallantry are Printed: I say of Gallan [...]y, because I pretend not to speak of [...]ose which concern Arts or Sciences, [Page 4]not being able to perform it so well as those who every fifteen days give us an account of them. But I will do somewhat more then I have yet promised, and often send you some new adventures in form of Histories. Paris is big enough to furnish me with them, and every day something considerable happens there, and those who make it part of their business to understand the Town often hear of strange adventures, and are sometimes witness to them: so that I fear not the giving you a new Story almost every week; and when Paris fails by chance to furnish me, I cannot doubt to learn somewhat divertsiing from the great number of strangers are continually in this City I will add to this all the News worth hearing from the Ruelle [...] Balls, or any meetings, and here with not omit the new Modes, the Countrey is generally well pleased to know them, nor can I readily t [...]ll any thing they more desire; I believe likewise you will be of my mind, that the Misses of Paris will often furnish me with pleasant subjects, and that all these things together and apart, will continually supply me with a sack full of [Page 5]news, wherewithall to entertain you: I shall yet meddle little with forreign news, or matters of State, and speak only of those great publick news of which people discourse every where, who make no profession of understanding them; but as there is no news so publick, but has something of privacy in it; I will send you the opinions of those who should know things best. If I prosecute my design, and you keep my Letters, they may for the future serve as Memories to the curious, and many things may be met with here, cannot be found elsewhere, because of the diversity of the matter; but it matters not much whether they be useful to others, so they divertise you; that's my only aim and therefore I begin with a pleasant Story before I enter upon the particularities of this weeks news.
A young gallant coming some days since to visit a fair Lady, to whom he had no other pretence of love, then to keep himself it talk (for 'tis a most ordinary practice here, and the most part of our young people, if they be put out of the road of talking a little love to the Ladies, and praising [Page 6]their beauties, have not a word to say for themselves) This young blade, who I am telling this story of, having run over, and over all the Lessons he had learnt, in praising every particular charm of the beauty he came to wait on, and at last quite stranded himself, not knowing any other way to entertain her; this lovely person tyred with hearing the same things again and again, first slumbred a little, and at last fell fast asleep, though she designed it not; but having wearied her self the night before at a Ball, and relishing so ill now the tedious divertisement of him that entertained her, sleep seized her unawares. The Gallant had a fate quite contrary; the beauty of this fair sleeper, and the motion of her Breasts as she breathed, awakened his Senses; he viewed her with a great deal of passion, and his heart oft told him, he ought to improve the opportunity; but whilst he stood gazing, and not knowing what to resolve, he cast his Eyes on a Necklace of Pearl, worth twenty thousand Livers, which she had about her Neck, and observed, That the Ribbon which tyed it, did as it were present it self to him. This idle [Page 7]lover, whose name I will conceal under that of Cleontes, was immediately surprized with imaginations quite contrary to those he had had but a minute before. He had about two dayes since lost all his Money at play, he was naturally expensive, and already owed so much, that his credit was almost crackt; besides, he was young, and had always been a little inclinable to knavery, and all these incouragements meeting together, soon formed in him a temptation, utterly different from the former; and now all his amorous glances were cast at the Neck-lace. After having a good while viewed it, he turned his eyes towards the door, his thoughts began all at once to run one way, but yet he could not fix them; he gets up, walks two or three turns about the Chamber, comes to the Stairs head to see if any body might perchance be coming; but finding all things favouring his design, returns to Belisa; (for so I shall call this fair Lady in the sequel of the story.) He was no sooner come nigh her, but he grew as stiff as a statue, and stood like one that had lost all sense and motion, making reflexions on the action he [Page 8]was about. I am here alone said he to himself, and none else can be charged with the Neck-lace but my self, and if I go away without saying any thing, I conclude my self guilty. If I stay after I have taken it, they will make such strict search, that they will find it about me, hide it where I can: I had much better let it alone, and relinquish so vile an attempt. But if I let it alone (replyed he suddenly to himself) can I ever in reason hope fortune should again do any thing for me, and twenty thousand Franks will be a very convenient sum for me, he then began to cast up in his head how he would dispose those twenty thousand Livers. He would pay but few debts, but instead of that he would put himself into a magnificent Equipage, as to Cloaths, buy such and such Points and Laces, and put his Train into the finest Liveries in the World, and with such a tempting adjustment, he though himself secure of the Conquest of at least a dozen hearts of those gay women, who are taken with fine out-sides, and are sooner surprized with gaudery then worth, who are so sottish to think he cannot be a worthy man, [Page 9]who has not brisk accouterments, or keeps but a modest train. Cleontes having thus disposed the twenty thousand Livers in his Coxcombe, takes the Neck-lace; but he was no sooner master of it, then he felt a trembling over all his body, and seized with a violent fear of being surprized with it about him he resolved to return it: He was just about executing what his secret repentance had determined, when it came into his head to swallow the Neck-lace, which consisted of two and thirty Pearls. 'Twas a hard task this, but his greedy desire of so much money brought it to effect. When he had swallowed the last Pearl, he began to be as much troubled what to do with the Ribbon; he was a good while studying how to dispose it, and at length concluded to cut it into such little scraps as were scarce perceptible. You must think he was a good while doing all this, and therefore may the easier believe Belisa awakened almost as soon as he had done, she asks presently for her Neck-lace. Cleontes denyes the having taken it, she thought he only intended to make her search for it, and very gallantly turns all into [Page 10]a Jest, but was strangely troubled when she perceived he still denyed it, will all that seriousness men use when they would have what they say thought truth. If you will (said he to her) command another suit of Cloaths to be given me, I will strip my self before any body you shall name, and leave mine with you; nay, they shall have my very Shirt to search. Belisa was in more then a peck of troubles. Certain she was, she had the Neck-lace on before she fell asleep, and none but Cleontes had been in the Chamber, and yet the Neck-lace was not to be found, though she had made as diligent a search, as she could, and a search suitable to the greatness of her loss. Cleantes urged her to search his Pockets; she believed since he pressed it so much, she might chance find it there, and that he only jested all this while to vex her a little, she resolves therefore to satisfy him, with hopes to satisfy her self; but just as she had put in her hand, Clidamant enters into the Room, and thinks she was imbracing him. This Clidamant was one of those priviledged lovers, who may come in without knocking, or sending word who they [Page 11]are. 'Twill be an easie matter Madam for you to believe, he did or said something, that jealous lovers use to do, when they think they find Mistresses false, he could not restrain himself, and Cleontes seemed to rejoyce rather then be troubled at it, he had hopes this new alarme, might suppress all farther clamour about the Neck-lace, and having some bravery (for heart none can think he wanted, after a Cordial of two and thirty such Pills as he had swallowed) he told Clidamant he would go forth, and there expect him to decide their difference. The jealous man was about to follow him, when Belisa stop'd them both, and told the whole adventure. Clidamant thought it so strange, that he could not at first believe it; but his jealousy made him determine to try all ways imaginable, to discover whether Belisa had told him truth. He was studying how to effect it, when three or four of the afflicted Ladies friends, and of Clidamants acquaintance, came into the Room; they soon were told how the whole case stood. Their amazement was great, but it was yet made greater, when they saw nothing could perswade [Page 12] Cleontes to tell what was become of the Neck-lace. Intreaties and threatnings were both imployed, but all to no purpose, and the afternoon was quite spent without making any discovery. Belisas grief for the loss of her Neck-lace increased more and more, as her hopes of ever finding it decayed, she being assured, that Cleontes must have stole it, and hid it where ever it was, having either cast it into some by Corner, or thrown it to some body out of the Window. The manner in which Belisa spoke this, made all the Gentlemen believe it to be true, and therefore they resolved to put it to the utmost test, and as soon as it was quite dark they sent for a Sack which was no sooner got, but seizing all four on Cleontes, they violently thrust him into it, and having tyed it fast, carryed him to the Window. That Window was two Stories high, and answered to a Court, in which lay some square stones for building. As soon as they had him at the Window they threatned to throw him down; if he would not confess what he had done with the Neck-lace, and at last so terribly frightned him, that he owned he had it, [Page 13]promised to restore it; but desired time, 'twas granted him, but on condition he should tell what he had done with it, he stumbled at that a great while; but finding himself pressed too hard, at length confessed the whole truth. Whereupon they presently took him out of the Sack, stript him in spite of his teeth, and laid him in a sumptuous bed. And immediately one of the Gentlemen went, and fetch'd a vomit, which he took care should be strong enough, and by its operation you'l believe it was so, Cleontes refused a great while to take it, but at last out of the fear of the scandal, he submitted; for they threatned if he did not, to carry him to Prison, and to publish every where that he was a Thief, he had many doleful reachings and strainings, and suffered infinite pangs and gripings; but at last (though at several times) he brought up one and thirty of the Pearls: There was one yet behind; he offered to pay double the value for it, but Clidamont would have him take the other Potion, which put him to mighty torment before he could bring up the two and thirtieth Pearl, however at length it came, and they [Page 14]dismissed the poor unfortunate wretch, who went away purged to the life, and more cast down then he could have been after six months sickness. This Madam, is an adventure happened some dayes since, and is yet known to few, there is something me thinks so new in it, that I dare believe you have scarce read the like; but let us proceed to more publick news.
Though I have no intention at other times to entertain you with the Funeral honours paid to those, who are of birth eminent enough to be spoke of it the Gazet, and that I design not to trouble you with reading of publick News, unless they be extraordinary; yet I will not omit observing what there is of novelty, in those affairs, which else seem fitting to be passed over in silence, because of the little pleasure taken in reading them. I believe the news of the service performed at Roûen for the late Madam de Montausier is of the number; and that it being so easily to be guest at, (it being so customary a thing to pay Funeral Rites to the dead) I might, and ought to have let it pass; and yet the extraordinary worth of this Honourable defunct, and the [Page 15]particular esteem Monsieur Pilot primier President of the Parliament of Roûen had for her, occasioned these sad duties to be celebrated with some Circumstances worthy remark, and though that honourable and renowned body never used to accompany dead Corps, on the like Ceremony; they would needs condescend to do somewhat extraordinary to honour the memory of a person so esteemable for her worth and piety, as the late Madam de Montausier.
I know not whether it be in my Rule to tell you, that the Abbot of Novalles hath lately made appear his great wit and judgment in the Sorbonne, even to the astonishment of all the old Doctors; you will say perhaps reading this news, That if I give you an account of all that maintain a Thesis, I shall stuff my Letters with things not at all curious; but when you shall understand, that he did in his first act on matters of Divinity, what others do not till their last, you may perhaps think this Circumstance makes the news worth sending, and it may induce you to conceive a fancy for this worthy Abbot, which may make you distinguish him from others, when you hear [Page 16]him spoke of; for since it is one of my designs in writing you News, to give you a knowledge of the deserts of the most considerable persons in France; I will let slip no occasion of speaking of them, and if the News I may sometimes send you of them, have nothing weighty enough in it self, to make you understand their particular value; yet the Elogies I shall give them will at least make you know them: And thus the least curious News may be acceptable.
The King continuing dayly to do something considerable for the glory of France, has caused to be opened here some dayes past an Academy of Architecture established by his Majesty, and Sieur Blondel, the Kings Professor in the Mathematicks, and who is likewise to officiate in the same function, in this gave great Testimonies of his wit and judgment in an Oration he made in praise of the King on this occasion. I know not Madam whether you are acquainted with this eminent person; but he passes in the judgment of most men, for a very able man, he has travelled much, seen both the Indies; had many different imployments, all which [Page 17]he has discharged with Honour, has commanded Ships, and 'tis to him that Paris is obliged for the design of the Course, at which he continually labours, and which will beautifie the City from Port Richlein to Port. St. Anthony. This Madam is all the news I can give you this week, I hope within eight days to send you something more divertizing, and entertain you about a Piece ready for the Theatre, which friends to the Author mightily cry up. It has not yet been acted, but without doubt they have reason for wh [...]t they say, and the success will be answerable to their judgment of it.
Paris Jan. 1. 1672.
Letter II.
SInce I have proposed to begin the weekly news, I have tyed my self to write as often as I can, with fome extraordinary adventure; you have here Madam a true one, which will doubtless please you.
A young Sovereign Gallant, and amorous, being one day walking without the ordinary confident of his Gallanteries, after having studied upon something for a while, hastily asks for him, which obliged all that Princes Courtiers to look out every was for Cleodates. (so will I name that favourite, or rather under that name speak of him in the Story, since you have given me an Item, that I should put feigned names to all the Gallant Adventures, I shall get to send you) Philemon, a young Cavalier, more solicitous then any of the rest, to make his Complements to the favourite, was mosthappy, and thought himself the more so; because as he imagined his master had particularly addressed himself [Page 19]to him to seek him; he flyes to Cleodates house, which had a back door directly opening toward the Princes Palace, and which he found only put to, he must have gone a great way about to the ordinary Gate of entrance, and there to no purpose asked for Cleodates: For that Cavalier no less Gallant then his Master, whose Confident he was, had gone out alone, and taking a turn about, came in again by that private door, without being perceived by any of his people. This way then Philemon went in without meeting any body; he goes up a little pair of Stairs which stood in a by Corner; but which he knew very well, this not being the first time he had tryed that passage, and came presently to the Chamber, where he thought he might find Cleodates; but seeing no one there, he was forced to knock at a little Closet door stood by it. After having knockt a good while, it came into his head to look through the Key-hole; for he thought he heard some body within, he presently observed Cleodates kissing a Lady, but could not discover who she was, her face being hid from him; only he took notice she had Green [Page 20]Silk Stockings on, and very rich Garters He easily guessed by their not answering nor stirring up and down, that they would not have it known they were in that Closet and that they would not open the doo [...] for any one whatever. Philemon hereupo [...] returns with intention to tell the Prince h [...] could not find Cleodates; he did so indeed but 'twas in a way made him suspect there was a mystery in it; for he could not forbear laughing at uttering his name. Th [...] Prince would needs know the reason, an [...] very earnestly required it, he was soon sa [...] satisfied for Sovereigns not being to be refused any thing; Philemon told him all h [...] had seen. This adventure which one would have thought should have diverted the Prince, begot a dumps in him, made Philemon a hundred times repent his weakness in discovering a thing he observed grieved his Master, and might be prejudicial to Cleodates. This Prince loved a young beauty in his Court, and now grew suspicious his favourite might be his Rival; he asked Philemon if he knew the Lady he had seen by her Legs; Philemon was so ready to answer yes, that he had not time to consider [Page 21]how he might by it both displease his Master, and loose his Friend. The Prince replyed, If that Lady were one of the Court he would know her e're it were long, and at that instant obliged the Princess his Wife to send for all the Ladies of the Court; and as soon as they were come, proposed to them to mount immediately on horse-back, and see a chase; some said they should have time given them to put shorter Coats, others were of a contrary opinion, The Prince could have wished it, that he might the better have seen their Stockings; but then he doubted they might in changing Cloaths, change Stockings too; but whatever he feared, he was soon recovered of it, as you will hear by the sequel. This Prince, who was naturally Gallant, appeared so in this occasion, somewhat more so then usual, and talking pleasantly with all the Ladies, told them, that he would set them all on Horse-back; you may easily guess what he meant by it, and that by this contrivance he only designed to discover the Lady with the Green Stockings. He had already seated a great many, without [Page 22]finding what he feared to find, when at last he discovered one of the delicatest Legs in the world, and on it a Green Silk Stocking. You will be as much surprized as he was Madam, when you shall understand, that it was upon his Mistress he found them; but 'tis no time to stand wondering now, or if you will wonder what you have yet to hear, will but amaze you will more. The Prince in despair, stretcht on the extreams of love and jealousy, gave a shreck at the sight of those Stockings, and stood like one astonished; Philemon, who was still near him, perceiving the cause of his disquiet, told him in his ear, That the Stockings he had seen were of a deeper Green, and the Garters of another Colour. Thou would'st abuse me (replyed the Prince) only to asswage my grief; but if I find no other Green Stockins, I shall give no faith to any thing thou sayest. At these words he endeavered to appear Blith and Gay, as he did before, and with a Countenance full of mirth and jollity, though his heart were heavy, proceeded to seat the rest of his Ladies on Horse-back. He was come now to the [Page 23]very last, without finding any other Green Stockings but his Mistresses, and the fear he should fail of finding any other, hindred him from casting up his eyes on her whose Leggs he only look'd on, without knowing whose they were; he was much surprized to find Stockins and Garters both to be like those Philemon had described. Philemon, who thought of nothing more then relieving the Prince from the trouble he had put him, and making it appear he had no intention to deceive him, kept still his Eyes cast downwards; so that at the same time both he and the Prince cryed out they had found what they sought for, if their joy were great, their amazement was no less, when lifting up their Eyes, almost both at a time they perceived. I believe you are very impatient now to know, and that your curiosity would be very burdensome to you, if I should long delay it. It was Philemons wife, which fight made him look as like a Coxcomb, as indeed he was. The Prince appeared as much amazed as he; but yet could not forbear laughing from the bottom of his heart. The Srory goes no farther, and since I [Page 24]have promised to write you nothing but truth, I will add nothing of my own, though it were easie to invent a thousand fine things on so delicate an occasion.
Monsieur the Duke de Feûillade, of the illustrious house D'Buston so considerable, for the many Hero's issued from that Family; and for that great Master of Rhodes of the same name, and so renowned in his own person, and so well known in the Ottoman Empire, who after a thousand gallant Actions done for the Honour and Service of the King his Master, had the happiness to see the Infidels chased out of Hungary, after their being defeated by those brave French Troops he commanded, who following the Orders he gave them, and imitating his valour, defeated an almost innumerable Army, composed of the choisest Forces of the Musulmen; he, whose name is at this day so famous, through the whole Empire of the Turks, that same Mounsieur de Feûillade has been presented by the King with the charge of Collonel of his Regiment of French Guards, his Majesty did him the Honour to receive him in person into this Charge, which is so [Page 25]much the more glorious, because those who enjoy it, receive thereby the Honours pavable to the Children of France. This Dukes Oath was received by the Marshal Duke Du Ple [...]sis, who was chosen out among all the Marshals in France who are Commissaries of His Majesties Forces. This Marshal is famous for his great Employs, for many Towns and Battails won, for the Siege of Roses, where the Over flowings of the Waters, and all the Inconveniences of a hard season, seemed to have conspired together to oppose his Success: yet though he assailed that City with fewer forces then defended it, his valour made the King Master of it, which his Majesty recompensed with the staff of Marshal of France. This great Captain is likewise famous for the gain of the glorious Battel of Rochel, which he won with so much advantage, and which decided the fortune of the Realm in a time wherein the Civil Wars had wrought so much confusion. 'Twas this Battel dispersed the Enemies of France, and made the frontiers of the Kingdom the Barriers against the Enterprizes of the Revolted Party.
Some days past was acted on the Theatre of the Hostel de Burgogne, a Tragedy called Bajazet, which has gain'd the repute of an excellent Work, and you perhaps will think it so, when you hear 'tis a Composition of Mounsieur Racines, since nothing but what is most accomplished comes from the Pen of that Eminent Author. The Subject of the Tragedy is Turkish, as the Author says in his Preface: I will tell in two words what I could learn of that Story from the Historians of the Country, by which you may judge of the Admirable Genius of Poesie, that without taking any thing elsewhere, could form so excellent a Tragedy.
Amurath had three Brothers when he went to besiege Babylon, two he caused to be strangled, neither of which was called Bajazet, the third was saved from his fury, because he had no children to succeed in the Empire. This Grand Signior carried with him in that Voyage his favourite Sultaness. The Grand Vizier who was called Mahomet Basha went likewise, as we may see in a relation writ by a Turk of the Seraglio, and translated into French by Mounsieur du Loir [Page 27]who was then at Constantinople; and this was that Great Vizier who began the assault of that famous Town towards the Levant, with the Governour of Greece, Ali Basha, the Son of Arlan, and the Aga of the Janizaries with his Regiment. At his return he entred triumphantly into Constantinople, as his Master had done some days before. Yet the Author of Bajazet does ingeniously make him stay at Constantinople under the name of Achomat, to favour the designs of Roxana, who is here found in the Seraglio at Byzantium, though she were indeed in his Highness Camp, and all this to raise Bajazet to the Empire, whose name is very well invented. The third Brother of Sultan Amurath which remained, and escaped his wrath, was called Ibrahim, whom this cruel Emperour had the barbarous thoughts of destroying in that extream sickness which seized him, and of which he died, with design (say they) to leave for Successor the young Mustapha Capoudan Bassa his Favourite, whom he had given in marriage to an onely daughter he had by his best beloved Sultaness. I cannot yield to them who think this piece expresses not enough [Page 28]of the Turkish nature. There are Turks truly Gallant; and since it pleases, no matter how; nor costs it more when we are feigning, to invent honest and gentile Characters, than those barbarous ones which agree not with the humour of the Ladies of our Age, whom 'tis a thing of the greatest Importance to please. Gallantry, Bravery, and Goodness, are not things without Turkish Examples; and we have a very pleasant History in a Letter of Mounsieur de Loir writ to Mounsieur de Charpentier in 1641, which it's possible you would not be displeased if I should rehearse to you: some of it you shall have. He says, speaking of a Friend of his newly arrived at Constantinople:
He was no sooner got hither, but within three days a Lady gave him private notice of the inclination she had for him; she caused one of her Companions to throw into his Windows Citrons stuck with Cloves, which are here the first Letters and Embassies of Love, and he finding the sweetness of being beloved, answered with the same fervency the passion of her that loved him. She was a young Turkish Damsel of very [Page 29]good quality called Zenakhoub, with whom he entertained an Amorous Commerce, of which the History sets down each particular. And surely if Adventures are thought the more pleasing the more hazardous they are, few can claim preferrence to this intrigue; and though your self should impose silence on me, I cannot forbear telling what at last happened to him, which is an Adventure worth relating, and cannot be unpleasant in the reading. This rash man had often disguised himself like a Woman, to see his Love in Marriage-Assemblies, whither he was introduced by a Jew Woman intrusted with their secrets, and passed for a young Slave, she said she had lately bought; his Youth, his Knowledge in the Countrey-Language, and the love he was inflamed with, were a favourable Pasport to him: But it was not long ere by an unheard-of Boldness and strange Imprudence, going to see his Mistress in mans Attire, he was like to lose her, and be lost. Zenakhoub had a long time been sought in Marriage, which she had always concealed from this new Lover, resolving never to tell it him till it was impossible for her to hinder [Page 30]it longer, and now she found it unavoidable. She therefore sent one morning (very early) to seek her new Love, commanding him to come immediately with the Jew, whilst the Turks were at their prayers at break of day, for that she feared she should never more have an opportunity to speak with him. He was so shortned in time that he could not onely not disguise his Sex, but had scarce leasure to hide his own Habits under a Vest, and to cover his Chin with a false Beard, and coming thus to Zenakhoub, was at his entrance amazed to find her in such a serious meditation, but was much more when with many sighs and interrupting sobs she told him of her Marriage, and that she onely sent for him to take her last leave of him. He was astonished at first, not being able to speak a word, sadness had so seiz'd his Soul: but during his silence, his Eyes gave evidence to Zenakhoub of the extream Grief he felt within. At last, both having for a good while entertained each other by looks, Zenakhoub with a great sigh gave him notice 'twas time to part. I'll not tell you what they might say on this occasion, for besides [Page 31]the recital would be too long, I will ease you of the grief I felt, when he made me the Rehearsal, and you may imagine that, but you cannot think what happened to them: He held Zenakhoub fast by the hand, and he has swore to me that he thought verily the fire of his kisses would have burnt her, if the tears he had shed from above, had not allayed and moderated their flame. To speak all in a word, that at last the violences of his love had transported him beyond those bounds of respect which that virtuous Maid had set him, and within which he had always kept; he would have kist her mouth, but she who felt her Soul almost yielding to her Passion, and her Reason now at last gasp, fearing her Resistance would at length too weakly defend her Modesty, with a strange and sudden motion drew forth a Dagger she had at her Girdle, and presenting it to him, conjured him by all the most obliging Considerations, rather to take away her Life, than attempt to offend her Honour. All our Lovers heat at this was turn'd to Ice, but being again by little and little warmed with this Amorous Contestation, as he was [Page 32]about to disarm her, pressing down her hand, he struck the Dagger into her Thigh, so that what with the sight o [...] her Bloud, and the other Agitations of her Soul, she fell into a swound. The shreek he gave, seeing her in that condition, was heard by the Woman of the House, who run in presently, to whom they could not refuse opening the Chamber-door, but before they got in, Zenakhoub's Nurse had shut up in an Alcove him that had been the cause of all this noise; and the blow having onely raced the Skin, those that found it having carried Zenakhoub into a Balcony to give her fresh air, imputed it onely to a little faint-heartedness. Mean time, some were run to look for her Mother, who came in great haste, and found her Daughter just recovering her spirits with the help of cold Water thrown into her face: but she was about to fall again into her swoun, upon seeing her self in her Mothers Arms, and in the doubts and fears she was in for her Lover. 'Twas well for her she was thought to be so weak, she had otherwise given too apparent Testimonies of the cause of her trouble; but before [Page 33]she was fully come to her self, she observed her Mother testified more kindness than anger, and judged both by it and by her lamenting her mishap, that she knew neither of the Author nor Cause. Yet she was not out of fear for her Lover, who for his part past the time no better, and heard no one come near the place where he was, but he imagined they came to him; and he gave himself over to discovery, when the Jew feigning to look out some Cloaths, threw him a Womans Habit to disguise himself in. I believe now that you would be glad to be rid of your fears you are in for him: and to that purpose it will be enough to tell you, that favoured by that disguise he got out of the house: but his love not thus satisfied, foryed him to another hazard again, to see Zenakhoub, before he left her for ever; and, which I almost tremble at when I but think of it, made him take the boldness to go in where she was, and to whisper something in the Jew's Ear, as if he had been a Slave sent to her about some business. If Zenakhoub's Mother had not been otherwise employ'd, or prepossess'd with grief, or had [Page 34]taken the least notice how the Jew was astonished, and grew pale at his entrance, or how her Daughter changed Countenance, which on a sudden was all in a flame, it had possibly put any other thoughts into her head than what she feared, that this sudden change was a symptome of Zenakhoub's distemperature: But she suspected nothing, and the sick Lady having called the Jew to her, as if she desired some assistance from her, to help her to raise her head upon the pillow; she commanded her immediately to carry away that rash man, to give some ease to her Spirit tossed and perplexed betwixt Fear and Love. They departed immediately, and Zenakhoub's Wound being more favourable than hurtful, served onely for a pretence to retard the Marriage.
But let us return to the Author of Bajazet, whose Work has occasioned the recital of this Adventute. I have nothing to say to you of his Worth. It is so Great, that there is no place left on Parnassus worthy to offer him. His Friends would seat him between Sophocles [Page 35]and Euripides, in whose Works Diogenes Laertius would make us believe Socrates had the greatest share in the sublimest parts: The Rivals of this French Euripides or Socrates, would I doubt not be willing to see him gone to those great Personages among the Greeks, though upon condition that his memory were as glorious as theirs ever deserved to be.
Paris 9 January 1672.
Letter III.
I Cannot tell, Madam, whether my Letters have the good fortune to please you, but I assure you, I am very diligent to inform my self of the most curious Novelties, and most surprizing Adventures; and I believe this wherewith I am about to entertain you, will appear no less wonderful than the former. It happened sometime since in one of the Provinces of this Kingdom, where it is yet the whole subject of Discourse.
Celiantes a Person of Quality, handsome, witty, valiant, and who had given Evidences of his Judgment and Valour in an Age [Page 37]when others seem but to peep into the World, fell deeply in love with the young Lydiana. You may think now I am going to paint her out like a Heroine in a Romance, and intend to tell you she was the fairest Person in the World; but since I am to relate a true story, I will leave the Curiosity of those pretty Imbellishments to the Ingenious Inventers of Romances, wherewith the pleasant Wits of France have often diverted the whole World. All that I can say for Lydiana's advantage, is, that she had a well-shap'd Body, and had a great deal of Wit; and if she did not pass for a Beauty, she must needs have some pleasing Features, which though all the World could not find out, appeared so at least in the Eyes of her Lover, if it be true that Proverbs never lie. Lydiana was of Quality, and had a great Portion, and besides was to be Heiress to two of her Relations, who had the repute to be the richest men of their Country. You know Madam, that there cannot be much deceit; those that appear rich in the Countrey, are so indeed. Their Wealth appears to the Eyes of all the World, and [Page 38]their Lands are a substance not to be carried away in a night. Lydiana's great Riches, and the hopes of those great Inheritances like to fall to her, gain'd her an incredible number of Suiters of all Qualities, among whom Celiante appeared not the least passionate. Since she was not fair, and had the wit to know she was not so, she resolved to dispose her heart to him who mixed the least Interest and hopes of Gain with his Love. This was a hard thing to find out. Men know so well how to dissemble; and when there is Interest in the case, there are few but find presently the way to become Hypocrites. Lydiana after having the best she could examined them all, and tried them by a thousand cunning practices, believed Celiantes the honestest man of them all; and judging him the most upright and least covetous, thought she ought to dispose of her heart to him: He perceived her inclination towards him, which made him press forward his love the more, and he soon obtained what he wished; there can little resistance be found after such Resolutions as Lydiana's. The Intelligence formed between [Page 39]them was soon found out by the rest of the Suitors of this Ingenious Lady, and her Relations were not long ignorant of it. The Choice of Lydiana's Heart agreed not with Theirs, they had not taken such precaution in making it as she had done, but the richest seemed to them most worthy to have her. I will not relate to you the crosses these Lovers met with, nor what Lydiana suffered between Love and her Friends; few Amorous Histories but will supply you with such Traverses. I will be satisfied to tell you, that after many Disputes the prudent Lydiana knew so well how to manage things with her Relations, that soon after they not onely yielded she should not marry whom they had first pitched upon, but likewise consented she should espouse Celiantes. Nothing could be more happy than the first years of their Marriage, they loved like Lovers; nor was there ever seen a more perfect Union, which might happily have endured longer, if the Eyes of the young Elisa had not come to disturb their Content and Quiet. Never was there Woman more subtile, nor practised more Arts and Devices to please. She [Page 40]pleased indeed Celiantes unhappily for him, and knew how to allure him with so much Cunning and Artifice, that he lost by little and little all the love he had for his wife, he presently forgot his good Humour and Complaisance towards her, from thence passed to Indifference, and his Indifference soon turned to Neglect. Neither did mischiefs stop here, but as these Misses are not content with mens hearts, but onely subject them to draw in somewhat else; Celiantes found himself insensibly engaged to make every day new Presents to Elisa, and that cunning Whore had such sly contrivances to bring occasions about, that they seemed as it were to present themselves. You may easily guess Lydiana bore not very patiently both the loss of Celiantes heart, and the consumption of their Estate. There were many storms about it, that made a thundring noise, but Lydiana loving her Husband passionately, still appeased all these vehemencies by a compliant submission. Till in the end things grew to that height of distress, she could no longer forbear, but was forced loudly to complain; for blows and ill usage followed his Indifference, [Page 41]Neglect, and waste of Estate. The Clamour Lydiana made, gladded instead of afflicting Celiantes, he took thence occasion to leave his Wife, and to go live with his Miss. Lydiana, who now began to believe she had not so much love as formerly for her Husband, because she had no reason to love him, was not sensible at once of all her Grief, and all her Love. Nay, now she began to think she might come to hate him, because she found her heart endeavouring to entertain a hatred of him: Yet again she would have some returns of kindness which made her endure all the most violent Torments of Jealousie, which at last threw her into so furious a despair, that at length she determined to execute what I am about to tell you. She feigned her self sick, and that she daily grew worse and worse, having corrupted a Doctor to aver the same thing. She desired then to see her Husband, as being unwilling to die till she were reconciled with him. He was sent for in haste to the Countrey, where he lived with Elisa: His Interest made him come with all speed and diligence, for he had yet some considerable [Page 42]things to hope from his Wife, if he made his peace with her before she died. He was no sooner arrived, but he begg'd her pardon, which she as soon granted him, at least in appearence; and they seemed the best agreed people in the World. After the second day she desired he would lie in her Chamber, and not at all leave her, he yielded to her request, and a Bed was set up for him near to hers. Short time after, she declared her self somewhat better, and that there was no necessity for any other than her Husband to lie in the room, 'twas thought she had something in private to say to him; so at last they consented, though with some opposition, for fear she might be taken ill in the night. She seemed extreamly kind that evening to her Husband; but when he was fast asleep, she rises and hides the Key of the Door, then places some Faggots in the middle of the Chamber with the Tables and Chairs, and so sets fire to it in many places, and to the Matresses of the two Beds. There was already a great flame, when Celiantes awoke: he would have run straight to the door, but the smoke and fire hindred his finding it; [Page 43]and if he had found it, it had been to small purpose. You must die, said Lydiana, stopping him by the Arm; and though thou wouldest not live with me, I will let thee see I have love enough for thee to die with thee. She added somewhat else, and he answered her; but those who came to help them could neither hear what it was, nor prevent the fires consuming both of them. Elisa was so penitent for having been the cause of so cruel an accident, that she went into a Nunnery, but all her penitence for her Crimes will not restore Life to these two unfortunate Persons, whom Love has made perish in flames much fiercer than his own.
There is nothing talked of here but pleasure and divertisements, nor were ever Balls or Musick so much in the mode. The Commedians have lately acted here a piece stuffed full of them, which is intituled The Marriage of Bacchus and Ariana; the Songs took mightily, the Airs being composed by the famous Monsieur de Moliere, whose abilities are every where known, and who has been for many years imployed to compose [Page 44]the Aires for the Kings Balads. He is the Author of The loves of the Sun, which got so much fame the year last past, and which this present Winter has been the business of the Theatre; for almost two Months I will say no more of his works; he is too much my friend, and therefore the praises I give him, may perhaps be suspected.
After having undergone the troubles of a long Voyage, and suffered all those inconveniencies which the Sea oppresses them with, whose tempers cannot away with it; Monsieur Curtin is at last happily arrived in Sweden. Though he be yet but young, he manages all trusts imposed on him with the prudence and discretion of the most ancient men, and that have been the longest verst in imployes. And we must needs believe his merits to be great, if we judge of them by the many Services, wherein the King has made use of him.
Monsieur the Duke D'Estrees, as intelligent in Affairs of Counsel, as of War, parted some dayes since extraordinary Embassador for Rome; he is Son to the [Page 45]late Marshal D'Estrees, so famous for the War of the Princes of Italy, which his discontents conceived against the Court of Rome made him stir up, and who in many other Embasses had favourable successes.
Paris Jan. 16. 1672.
Letter IV.
THough there be nothing more ordinary then Compliment, nothing for the most part is more troublesome and useless. I therefore intreat you Madam to excuse them at the front of my Letters, and that I may immediately fall to the Story I intend to relate, and take now one, which I'le assure you is very new.
One of those young people, who pretend to know all things, and yet do nothing, of those able Coxcombs who spend most part of their lives in waiting for imployes, having devoured all his income, which was not much, flattering himself still with the hopes of a great fortune, at length finding himself somewhat oppressed for want of means, believed, that he might more commodiously wait for an imployment, to raise him to the heights he dream'd of, if he married, and eat up a Wives fortune, as he had done his own. [Page 47]His pretended endowments soon made him find out a woman, and the mighty things he boasted himself capable of, made it be thought, that if he could but one day get the least imploy in the Treasury, he might in a little time gain two or three Millions of Estate. He wanted not famous examples of his prodigious fortunes, to authorize his great hopes, and he made it evident, that all those who had gained such great fortunes, were but Asles and Fops in Comparison of him. The Parents of her he desired to marry, swallowed this Gudgeon, and believed, that if one day he came into the management of business, he might give Commissions to all their Family, and one of these Gentlemen fully relyed upon it, for three or four of his Children. And as many Nephews. There was likewise one of the richest amongst them, who being to give some recompence to a servant had waited on him for ten years, opened his Purse-strings, which he had already untyed, and promised him a Commission of a hundred Crowns Rent. The man accepted the Bargain, and fancyed to himself, that [Page 48]after that Commission, he should get another; that soon after he should have his Coach, and possibly in a little more time might buy some Marquisate; nay, he did not despair, but it might come to a Dutchy; upon these splendid hopes of the whole family of the future Spouse, all whose Relations had their heads filled with Chimera's, the Marriage was agreed upon, celebrated and consummated all at once; so earnest were these imagining people at it, and so fearful least the main Engine of such great fortunes should escape them, and their Family. There was nothing but Feasts and Rejoycings succeeded the Marriage, at which nothing was talked of, but the future greatness of the new Husband, two or three Months passed in this manner, and no imployments came to supply the expence. The Relations of the Wife bestirred themselves mightily to get one for their new Kinsman; they imployed their Friends, but with all their solicitations they could get only a Serving-man; which he refused with much disdain, in the mean time the Portion he got with his wife wasted, and he became almost [Page 49]as beggerly as before; and now his vexation was the more, because he had now a Wife to maintain, whose humour is a little whorish, and who loved to live high. The Gallants came, and it being now much to the purpose, were well received not by the Husband; for he was naturally jealous; but they told him, That those that came thither were persons of quality, and who might help him to an imployment. Being in these straits he was forced to make a virtue of necessity; having hopes to get a Commission by their means; but though all these reasons made him suffer their coming thither, he could not do it but with much perplexity, and his continual presence, growing troublesome to them, there was one, who to get rid of him, gave him an imployment in the Countrey. He was dubious at first whether he should accept it, not being willing to go from his Wife; but in the end he was perswaded to part, the imployment being considerable. They told him, Fortune offered not her self every day, and that who once let her escape, did not easily find her again. To it then he goes, but [Page 50]with much reluctancy; so much he feared his Wives growing more whorish in his absence; he was not deceived in it, and had notice of it by one of those impertinent friends, who giving advice to Husbands of what their Wives do, wrong them more then their Wives themselves, though all they say of them be true. This poor Husband endured much sorrow, with vexing that his Wife enjoyed more pleasure then he; he was many times about to quit his imployment, and come to be her Goaler; but having no reasonable pretence, he saw well that his return would be to no other purpose then to make his misfortunes more publick. This made him change his determinations, but as a jealous man continually meditating, it came one day into his head, to find out a way that his Wife should no longer be so fair, believing that with her beauty she would loose many of her lovers; and this was the Stratagem he concluded of, he sent her a Packet by the Post, into which he made up a very fine Box of Gold. This Box was filled with Gunpowder, and so ordered, that when the Scrue was opened it [Page 51]should take fire by means of a Stone plaplaced to that purpose. This present was delivered safe to the party to whom it was designed; but it was given to her in his presence from whom her Husband held his Commission, he thought it a Picture sent from some other Lover, and earnestly snatches the Box, but his Jealous Curiosity was soon punished, for in opening it, it wrought the same effect on him the Husband design'd it should have done on his Wife. This Adventure became a Town-talk. The Gallant believing the Husband had sent the Box, and soon after took away his Commission, on a false pretence of ill management. He returned to his Wife, where he and the whole Family are expecting new Commissions, which may one day put them in a condition to satisfie their mighty hopes.
Mounsieur the Marquiss de Villars has made his Publick Entry into Madrid with a great deal of Magnificence: You know he is a very comely Gentleman, excellently humoured, and of a tried Valour; and the choice made of him to be Ambassadour in [Page 52] Spain, where such delicacy of Judgment is required, is a certain evidence of his Abilities.
Mounsieur de Pompone is lately returned from Sweden, and has already taken his Oath as Secretary of State: His Worth is known to all the World, since 'tis that has raised him to this Dignity. There is no person but is perswaded he will behave himself worthy of the Choice made of him by the Greatest and Wisest King of the World; and great things are expected from him. He writes with more spirit and life than can be observed in any of the most studied Letters of our Academians.
Letter V.
SInce I have told you in my last I would use no more Complements, but begin all my Letters with the Stories I intend to relate; I will keep my word with you, and begin.
An old covetous Fellow, who had yet no Children, and who was desperate fearful of any expence, was almost ready to run mad, when his Wife told him she believed she had conceived; he began to cast up in his Brain all that a Child would cost him, till it came to be thirty years of Age, and framed so exact an accompt of it, that he reckoned likewise the food they [Page 54]took in their Mothers Bellies, alledging that Women with Child eat both for Themselves and their Children: He added together all these sums, and then cast up how much they would purchase, if he laid them out in Rents, and how much the Interest upon Interest would produce. He found the total to amount so high, that he repented a thousand and a thousand times the day that ever he was married, and made a full resolution never to attempt getting any more Children, deeming it a pleasure unbecoming a discreet and understanding man. Whilst he was making these Accounts and these Reflections, his Wife perceived certainly she was with Child, and no more doubt to be made of it; she told it to her griping Husband, whose grief was twice as much as it had been before, and from that very minute he began several Retrenchments in his House, that his Thrift might help bear the charges of the coming Infant; but how gripple soever he were, he could save little this way, since rather than a superfluity, there was already a want of many necessary things. But if his torment were great, to see his Wife [Page 55]with Child, it was doubled and redoubled, when about the sixth month she told him that she believed she was with Child with two, and that many knowing Women doubted it; he was then ready to hang himself; but one we call a Man-midwife, a Friend of his, eas'd him of this vexation, by assuring him the contrary. Soon after, scolding with his Wife, he told her 'twas convenient to consider which would cost least, to bring up a Boy or a Girl; and after having well examined the matter, and reckoned at their fingers ends the expence of one and the other, they found that a Boy would cost least, because he might make his own fortune; but the Father and the Mother must make out the Girles, by providing her a portion. I will have you then said the Husband bring me a Boy. That is neirher in your power nor mine, reply'd the Wife. It shall be as I tell you, replyed the Husband. It may be so, indeed, answered the Wife, if Nature has thought good to make one. Let Nature have made one or no, cry'd the old Wreth in wrath, I say you shall be brought to Bed of a Boy, or at least the Child you bring [Page 56]forth shall appear to the eyes of the world whatever I will have it to be: for if you be brought to bed of a Girl, we will say 'tis a Boy, and bring it up under that habit. The Woman was forced to consent, and all the rest of her time they fortified themselves in this Resolution. Her hour being come, she was brought to bed of a Girl, and to make it be believed a Boy, they took those courses they had before contrived. All that saw it were deceived, and when it grew in years many young Maids fell in love with it. This young Beauty being ill treated by her Father, and worse fed, resolved to leave the Covetous Miser, and as soon as she found her self able to carry a Musquet, enlisted her self and came to the Army, where in the first Field she made her self be taken notice of. All that saw her, took a liking to her, they could give no reason for, and she had a kind of modest and obliging carriage, which hindred those who were Enemies to Worth in all others, from envying her. She was always very retired; and though she knew not her self what she was, she lived as if she designed a concealment; and it succeeded so happily, [Page 57]that never any suspected it. She was not yet grown to all the marks necessary to distinguish her: for though she was pretty large, she was very young, and had strength enough to undergo the toyls of War. In the first Garrison where she quartered, her Landlords Daughter fell desperately in love with her, and fearing her self to be already with Child by a Lover that was lately dead, and willing to hide her shame by clapping up a Match with this Object of her New Love, she omitted nothing might gain his good Will, doing a thousand obliging things for this fair Souldier, to bring her design to effect: she followed him every where, gave him meetings in an hundred different places, that all the World might take notice of her love, and speak of it to her Father. Her plot took, for those who spoke of it told him, That after so much talk of this her Passion, he would never find any one would marry her, and therefore to salve his Reputation, he must of force give her to him she loved so fervently. The Good Man was of their opinion, and after having a little chid his Daughter, [Page 58]and given her some good Lessons, he talked with her about marrying the young Souldier quartered with him. It is to be observed that this Disguised Maid passed for a young Lad of a good Family, and pretty rich, who was come to the Army without his Friends Consent; and this was the chief Motive to make mine Host resolve to give him his Daughter. I will not trouble you with all that passed till the wedding-day, but onely bring this new-married Couple to Bed: There 'tis I believe you expect them. The Bride's heart went pit-a-pat out of fear her Husband should discover another had reap'd those Favours should have been reserved for him: But that fear soon vanished, when she perceived too clearly that he was in a Condition to examine nothing; thus from one danger she apprehended, she fell into a worse, from which she would soon have with-drawn her self, if she had not been with Child, by discovering all. But however, she did nothing; and was so long consulting with her self what to do, that her Great Belly appeared; and now she [Page 59]thought it too late to speak: But unhappily for her, as she was in her Ninth Moneth, and a bed with her pretended Husband, one of her Kinswomen came into the Chamber while they were asleep, and putting her hand on the bed to wake her Cousin, who stirr'd not at the noise she made coming in, she met with the Brests of the Maiden Husband, which lay uncovered, and presently it was known she was a Woman, for the Kinswomans astonishment was so great, that she cried our aloud what she had discovered. This is the original of that Adventure has been of late so much talked of, and which has made so many ignorant people publish, That one Maid got another with Child.
Mounsieur the Chancellour finding himself much afflicted with his Distemper, has ordered his Children to return the Seals into his Majesties hands, fearing lest his Malady should hinder him from serving him with the same application he had done for this thirty nine years, in which he had officiated in this important Charge. Mounsieur the Duke of Coaslin carried [Page 60]word of it, and did it in a way very satisfactory to his Majesty. I know not, Madam, whether you have ever understood all the Worth of that Duke; his Valour is well known, and he esteemed one of the best men in the world, and the most officious Friend, earnest to do kindnesses, and joyful when he has done them. As for his internal parts, the place he has in the Academy is a sufficient Testimony of them.
Paris 30 January 1672.
Letter VI.
I Am very doubtful Madam whether this Letter will have the good fortune to please you. and I have a great deal of reason to doubt it, since instead of finding as in the precedent, some divertizing Story, you will understand that such is my grief for the death of the good Chancellor, that I am not in a condition to relate Adventures. That great Chancellor is now no more, nor had death so long spared him, but to make France more sensible of his loss. He was a man of eminent knowledge, of admirable eloquence, and a Prudence often put to the test in the Counsels [Page 62]of two of the greatest Kings in the world he was a great Benefactor to learning, the Protector of all knowing men, and for a Crown to all his glories, he was the strongest prop and buttress of the Church that any age has known. Nor do I say this but upon the credit of many Prelates, who publish it as a truth. Never did man better understand the Justice, Ordinances and Laws of the Kingdom, nor appeared more to value able men of whatever profession. He sought with much labour and diligence to understand what belonged to his employment, or to those Counsels he was obliged to give in affairs of State, often acknowledging the search he had made of persons who might give him the least light, though he had much more understanding then those he consulted with.
But if death hath ravished from us one great Minister. The King has made another by giving Mounsier de Louvoy the quality of Minister of State, he ows this advancement only to his worth; for it is apparent, that his vigilance, exactness and good conduct in all things depending on [Page 63]his ministry, have made his Majesty discern in him the most accomplished policies, which obliged him to make choise of him to assist in all Counsels in the quality of Minister of State. Though he be yet very young, there shines in him all the prudence and sagacity of a Counsellor grown gray in affairs. All his actions are beautified with an incorruptible fidelity, and an exemplary strictness, which may be observed in his seventy towards his dependants, when they at any time faulter in their duty, he is always ready to applaud and recompence good service, but he is inexorable when men stray from their duty. The choice he makes of those he puts into imployments under him, justifies the good choise the King made when he left things to hir dispose, and daily intrusts him with affairs of most concern both to the publick, and to his own particular glory.
Death the day before yesterday snatcht from us Madam the Princess of Conty, she was as you very well know daughter of Count Martinozzi, and of a Sister of the late Cardinal Mazarine. Though nature [Page 64]had given her a great portion of beauty, her devotion made her neglect it, she lived with Mounsier the Prince of Conty with that respect made her reguarded with much kindness and consideration. Her great piety none are ignorant of, and her plentiful Almes could not be hid from the world. Her care in bringing up her Children was worthy so great a Princess, and the fruits of her endeavours may be seen in those little Princes, in whom may be observed qualities above the usual reach of such tender spirits.
Paris February 6. 1672.
Letter VII.
I Believe, Madam, fame has already given you an account, how since the death of the late Lord Chancellor, the King would himself take the Charge of Keeper of his Seals; but perhaps you have not yet heard, that the first day he took that care upon him, he imployed himself at it for near seven hours, and yet that hindred him not from holding the same day two Counsels of more then three hours and a halfe each. Never was Prince heard of, that took so much pains, or laboured so hard for the good of his Subjects, his Majesty has since named to have [Page 66]care of the Seal with deliberative voice, six ordinary Counsellors of state, who are the Mesieurs D' Aligre, de Seve, Poncet, Boucherat, Pussort, and Voisin; he has nominated likewise fix Masters of Requests, which are the Messieurs Barretin le Boulanger de Haqueville, le Pelletier, de Faucon, de Lamoignon, and Pellison. The Kings prudence may be judged of by the merit of those he has named.
Monsieur D' Aligre is of Sixty Nine years of Age, and Son of a Chancellor, he has been Fifty years in the Counsel, has passed through all Charges, and been a long time Director of the Finances; his honesty and uprightness are known and esteemed by all the world.
Monsieur de Seve has been Secretary of the Closet, Master of Requests, and since Provost of the Merchants; he is at this present one of the Eldest Councellors of State, and has ever been one of the most zealout Servants of his King.
The many different Charges undergone by Monsieur Poncet, have got him a great fame, and made his merits be acknowledged.
Monsieur Boucherat is well known by the great imployments he has had, and the many important Commissions he has always discharged to his Majesties content, particularly in Britany, where he has been often Commissioner of the States for the King, he is a man of great Learning.
Monsieur Pussort is estemable for many things, and particularly for the invention of new Laws and Ordinances, which may deliver the French from oppression,
Monsieur Voisin has Signalized himself in many occasions, respecting his Ministry, he has been Provost of the Merchants, where he deserved the place of Ordinary of the Counsel, with which he was honoured.
Monsieur Barretin is sometime since returned from the Super-intendence of Poictou he is Master of the Requests, and President of the great Counsel, I know, Madam, you are sensible of his worth, and therefore shall say no more of it.
Monsieur le Boulange de Haqueville is a man whose uprightness is well known in the Council, he has a great deal of wit, and makes himself be distinguished by a particular way of reporting affairs.
Monsieur le Pelletier de la Houssaye is fearless, a good Judge, and who knows how to value a good Cause.
Monsieur de Lamoignon is Son to Monsieur the premier President. The great worth of his Father, and the care he had of his Childrens Education, would sufficiently of themselves speak advantagiously of him, if he had not of himself given particular Evidences of his merit. He has Signalized himself in the Parliament, and continues to do so every day in the Council, thereupon his Majesty has chosen him an Assistant of the Seal.
Monsieur Pellisson is known by all the world, his judgment and his uprightness are indisputable, and though he had every where left Evidences of them, the Favours he continually is receiving from the King, would be an assured Testimony for him.
The Young Marchionesse, whom you know very well, who began to play so well on the Lute, is fallen into despair some dayes since. Monsieur Gaultier, who taught her, had assured her she should in a little time play as well as Madam Moiselle de Lenclos. 'Twas a bold word that; but he was one might give decisions in those sort of Affairs. Those were the last words that great Master spoke about playing on the Lute; For at his going from this young Marchionesse, he fell sick of a distemper, which he is since dead of. She no sooner heard the News; but resolving her Lute should not survive so great a Master, she broke it all in pieces, and has determined never to play more. I will not discant on this action, but leave you to judge of it. But if the death of [Page 70] Monsieur Gualtier hinders her from ever playing on the Lute, so well as Madam de Lenclos, she may yet endeavour to resemble her in her wit and judgment, with which you know that excellent person is infinitely well stored.
Paris February 13, 1672.
Letter VIII.
I Cannot tell, Madam, whether you may have yet heard of any Adventure happened sometime since in this City, and which has been occasion of much pleasant discourse this Carnaval in all the Balls at Paris.
A young married man, being one afternoon with some of his Friends, told them, that that Evening he had a Meeting at his house, and that he gave a Ball to a Sister of his Wives, that sojourned with her. One of the most pleasant fellows of the Company perswaded to go in Masquarade, and told the young married man, His [Page 72]pleasure would be much the greater, if he came along with them in a disguise. He consented, and they presently sent for Habits of Masquerade. The Hour of the Ball being come, they all went thither, and their Gentee carriage made many Conquests. The young Husband made one, which in the end pleased him not at all; for his Wife fell in love with him without knowing him, she staid not long before she gave him signs of it, tenderly sweezing his hand, and he answered his kindness in the most loving manner he could; for the Adventure had a little Chilled his Blood, and never was man so vexed to be taken for another; yet he was resolved to see how far the business would go; but he found all things so well disposed, that it was no mighty task to make himself happy. I mean happy in quality of Gallant, for he was not so as Husband. His wife, who had doubtless heard some good Gossips say, That a favourable occasion must never be lost; For it is a hard matter to find again those we let scape, thought best to make use of [Page 73]this opportunity which the Ball presented; and since the confusion of so many people as were there gave her the means of stealing safely from them, without being perceived; she thought it a duty to love, and nature to slip àside with her new Gallant, and 'twas no sooner thought then done. She led him up a private pair of Stairs into a Chamber, where they could not be surprized. I will not tell you all that passed there; but the Lady was very well contented; yet it somewhat troubled her, that he would not speak to her, and that for fear to be known he had put out the light before he unmatched himself. She asked him many times the reason of it. He would not then answer her; but as soon as he had proceeded far enough to convince her of disloyalty, he broke silence, and began to reproch her with her falseness. She was so much the more bold to answer him, because there was no light to discover any change of Countenance, and having thereby time to recover from any surprize. She told him she knew him as soon as he came into the house, and that she only contrived [Page 74]this to laugh a little with him: He was not at all satisfied with these, but would, and will pass for what other men are so afraid of being accounted; and though it were done by himself, yet he believed himself as substantial a Cuckold as any man in the world could make him. He would never see his Wife from that time, and designs to sue out a separation from her. I leave you to judge whether he or I have reason; and pass to other News.
The King willing to acknowledge the merits of Monsieur Pauchau, and recompence his services, gave him some days past a Commission to be one of the Masters of acccounts, and joyned a considerable sum to that gift; his Majesty likewise let him know, that he should attend to the same services under Monsieur Pompone, he had formerly done under Monsieur de Lyon.
The Messieurs de Vendosme are lately returned from Italy, where they have gained repute in all places where they have passed. The vivacity of their Spirits is a thing incredible, and and they compose Verses with so much smoothness, as would make great Authors jealous if their quality would admit them to do it often. Monsieur the Cardinal Patron, caused to be set up for them the representation of an Opera, to give them some divertisement. Judge by that, Madam, what considerable things these Opera's are, when persons of such high quality are concerned in them, and honour them with their presence.
Monsieur de Camus has bestowed on him by the King the Charge of Premier President of the Court of Aydes, his merit must needs be extraordinary, since he was preferred before so many deserving persons, and who had the same pretensions. It is he, who [Page 76]was formerly Proctor General of the same Chamber.
Paris February 20, 1672.
Letter IX.
I am afraid that at opening this Letter, finding it so short you will think me Idle: but pray consider that I cannot be so in any thing relates to you, but throw all the fault on this Weeks barrenness of News.
Mounsieur Despincha Marquiss of Ternes, of one of the best Families of Auvergne, Lieutenant General of the Kings Naval Forces and Galleys of France, and who had served under three Kings with much Zeal, Fidelity, and Glory, dy'd some days since: His long life may teach those who are fearful of the Sea-Air, that one may live as long there as on Land.
Mounsieur the Cavalier D' Arquien is received in reversion to the Charge of Captain Colonel of one hundred Swissers of the Gardes du Corps of Mounsieur: He is remarkable for his pleasant Countenance, and handsome Garb; which often stretches to Magnificence. He holds one of the first degrees among those who are accounted handsome men at Court.
Paris 27. Febr. 1672.
Letter X.
I Expect one of my Friends to come and give me an account of an Adventure newly happened, which I design to communicate to you: But lest the Post-hour should come too quick upon me, I hope Madam, you will pardon me, if at this time I begin my Letter with the Weeks News.
Monsieur de la Mothe Houdancour died some days since at the age of fourscore years, he had signaliz'd himself at the Siege of Rochel and at that of Montmelian. The several Employments and Governments that he had, were the justest Evidences of his Deservings.
Monsieur de Tholouse, Great Almoner to the Queen, and of one of the most Illustrious Families of Tuscany, and which has produced many Cardinals, after having been Embassadour for the King in Venice and Poland (where he deserved the Nomination of that Crown for a Cardinals Cap) and after Embassadour in Spain, and President of the Estates in Languedoc, where serving the King very beneficially, he knew likewise how to please and gain the love of all the Orders, is at length honoured with the Eminent Dignity of Cardinal, and his Holiness preferred him before many others upon the Kings Recommendation, who strengthened the Nomination of Poland.
I will make you no long discourse of the death of Madam; you cannot but know it, and fame flies quick with misadventures that befal Crowned Heads. Yet it may be she may not have told you that that young Princess knew the King even in the greatest distraction of her distemper, and even then when she knew no other person. She was carried to S. Denis with all the Pomp due to her Quality, and Monsieur [Page 81]the Cardinal of Bovillon made an Oration which drew the admiration of all the Assembly; You know that he joyns to his Great Birth a Capacity above his Age, and a Prudence makes him be look'd on with wonder by all that know him.
The Ariana of Monsieur Corneille the younger, which has been so long expected, appeared on the Stage on Fryday last; there was never any thing writ more feelingly; and that Princess expresses her self in Conceptions so soft and new, that it is not to be imagined any thing can be done better in that way: And to say all in a word, the Excellencies of Bajazet have not hindred it, Admirers to find some in this Piece, and to see it more than once.
Paris March 5. 1672.
Letter XI.
I Believe, Madam, what I am about to write you of Monsieur Le— whom you know very well, and better perhaps than I do, will gain the Credit with you to be thought a pleasant Adventure; and that the reading it will contribute no less to your advertisement, than that of the best contrived Story imaginable which is not so true nor so new. You know, Madam, that that small Friend of ours, (whom I will now call Cleantes) could never be perswaded to declare his Choice either of the Church, the Long Robe, or the Sword: for sometimes he [Page 83]would by all means be an Abbot; and the next morning, quitting that Resolution, he would needs be a Counsellour; and within a minute or two after, nothing would serve his turn but to be a Souldier. His Relations and Friends having at last pressed him to determine upon something, and having been somewhat severe upon him for his Irresolution, he promised them he would very suddenly declare his Choice, and that on the morrow he would advise what course was best. You will never, Madam, be able to imagine of whom he took Counsel, and what he did to put himself into a Condition to receive it. He borrowed a Sute of Arms, and all the Habiliments of War: He sent to a Counsellour who was a Friend of his, for a Lawyers Gown, and he intreated an Abbot that was of his Acquaintance to lend him onely for one Afternoon his Surplice and his Rochet. All this Harness he caused to be carried into his Closet, where he had four great Looking-glasses. In short, being there alone, and having shut to the Door, he armes himself Cap-a-pe, puts the pot upon his head, takes the Sword and Pistol [Page 84]into his hand, consults his four Looking-glasses, struts in a warlike manner half a dozen turns up and down his Closet, furiously assails the figures in the Tapistry, and finds in himself Courage, Strength, and Resolution enough to go to the Army. He therefore examines all the Advantages of that Profession, and the fortunes that he might rise to: Such and such, said he within himself, have had such Commands: Such have been made Marshals of France at such an Age; such have made their Actions the talk of the World, and their names have served to lengthen out Gazetts, they are gazed at whereever they go, and marked out with the finger for Brave Men; None dare speak almost to them, but their Reputation makes them every where be dreaded. After having run over these fancies in his brain, he began to make reflexions on the pleasures he should enjoy upon his Return from a Campaign to appear with all the Equipage of a Marquiss; for he concluded that gay and fine people made many more conquests than others: he believed he saw already a great Plume wagging in his Hat, and his Coat glittering all [Page 85]over with Embroydery, that it out-vy'd the Sun, whereever he went; he fancied all Eyes followed him, and he could not doubt but his manly presence supported and set off with this Equipage of a Marquiss, and of a Marquiss that was come from the Army, must captive the stubbornest hearts, and make the Ladies fall flat before him. These magnanimous thoughts stirred up afresh his Courage in the Closet, and he summoned all his Courage together, and redoubled his blows against a Squadron of Horse that was in the Tapistry; But, O dire mischance! blinded with too furious a height of Courage, he unfortunately mist the Hangings, and his Sword lighting upon one of the Looking-glasses broke it all in pieces; he presently throws down his Arms with a resolution never to handle them more: He believed now he should be unfortunate in the Army, that he should certainly be slain, and the broken Looking-glass was an infallible presage of it. Well then, Arms laid aside, he takes up the Gown, and cloaths himself like a Counsellour, putting on a little Minikin Ruff, and a short white Perriwig: He consults [Page 86]with remaining Looking-glasses, and thinks this Habit became him mighty prettily, and begins to feel his Spirits exalted that way: So he sets himself to examine the Advantages of this Profession, which he finds very considerable. All People that have Courage, said he within himself, do not come to be Marshals of France, the number would then be too great, and one must have exposed ones life a thousand times before one can justly pretend to that Dignity. This thought made him frown and grow pale at once; he found a Counsellours condition much better and securer; and in time, thinks he, I may come to be a Judge, without running any hazard of my Life. He proposes to himself a thousand Pleasures and Delights before it came to that; Fancies to himself an Anti-chamber, and all the Stairs leading up to it full of Clients ready to cast themselves on their Knees before him, and calling him, My Lord. He smirks and smiles, imagining he sees among them a great many pretty Women, and these thoughts egg on others which fill his whole Brainpan full of a thousand ravishing Conceptions. Here therefore [Page 87]he resolves to fix his Standard, and to become a Counsellour; but yet he will first put on the Rochet to see how it becomes him. And now he admires his incomparable Gravity, and being mightily taken with himself, it comes into his head, that he might one day arrive to be a Cardinal: O then! how should he look in a Scarlet Robe! A Counsellour now seems to him but a Coxcomb, in comparison of a Cardinal: No, no, said he within himself, I am not of the humour to undergo the toyls and labour which a man of the Long Robe must submit to; what a thousand troubles doe continually haunt him, after having spent a whole evening in reading over Breviates, and perhaps the best part of the Night, he must be rouzed by four or five a Clock in the morning, with bawling and crying, Good Sir, Remember my cause; Pray Sir, Remember my cause; and this din continues all the while he is within doors, nor scapes he when he gets out, but at every corner some are watching to catch him, and ring their cause in his ears. If I think to go eat or drink with my Friends, they themselves grow my Tormentors, and [Page 88]are recommending one Cause or another; or if I go to court my Mistress, and take an hours divertisement with her, she is worse than all the rest; and being gained by the almighty power of Presents, I must not be admitted to the touch of her finger without the extracting some promise from me, and if I promise her, I must keep my word, and then ten to one fall into injustice. No, no, I will not be a Counsellour, 'tis too weighty a Charge; 'tis better being an Abbot, they live as they please: They— He was about to inlarge himself upon the Advantages of this Profession, when a beautiful young person whom he loved, and was designed to be married too as soon as he was settled, entred the Closet together with her Mother. He believed he had shut the door very securely; but alas, he had left the Key in it, his Brain was so overwhelmed with Imaginations and Whimseys concerning the Choice he was to make. He could not be more surprized to see them come in, than the Ladies were to see him in that posture. They asked him what was the meaning of his being habited in that manner? He told them he [Page 89]had determined to become a Church-man, and had put on the Rochet to see how the Habit agreed with him: He was hardly to be known, for he had put off his Perruque, his Hair reach'd but to his Ears, and the square Cap he had put on, almost covered them, so that he look'd mighty ridiculously to the Ladies in that disguise. They asked him again and again whether he would be stedfast in his Resolution to become a Church-man? He told them, Yes, and that they could not justly complain of him if he took that Course; for if he deserted his Mistress, 'twas for God alone; and that since he left her not for any other beauty, they ought not to be angry with him, nor could not accuse him of Inconstancy. They told him they believed they should be guilty of a great crime, if they should endeavour by any considerations to divert him from so pious a design; and soon after left him, without seeming either glad or sorrowful at the accident. The Mother who knew very well, and had seen many evidences of his natural Inconstancy of Mind, was glad to be so rid of him. She had another Match ready for her Daughter, [Page 90]and that fair Maid had some inclination for him she designed her; so that things were easily concluded. The pretended Abbot heard of it, and was ready to run mad; he comes and throws himself at his Mistresses feet, protests, That to enjoy her he would renounce all the Abbeys in the world, and would embrace whatever profession she liked best. But it was now too late, and things were too far gone, which did so much afflict him, that he is since turned Monk. I know not how long his unquiet and irresolute Spirit will suffer him to stay in the Convent; but I believe to any one of his humour, confinement will be very tedious and irksome. Few people know this Adventure, and I am confident, Madam, you will find it very extraordinary; and though you may have some commiseration for our friends misfortune; yet you cannot at the same time forbear laughing at his follies.
Never did one year produce so many excellent pieces for the Theatre, and the famous Moliere has not deceived us in the [Page 91]hopes he inspired almost four years ago, that there should be one day represented at the Place Royal a Comical piece after his own Mode, which should be absolutely accomplished. We are excellently divertized sometimes by those Pretieuses or Femmes Scavantes (wise women) sometimes by the pleasant railleries of a certain Henrietta, and then by the ridiculous conceipts of a Fantastick, who believes all the world with him, and would perswade others so too; I omit speaking of the Character of a Father, who would make us believe, that is Master of his house, and braves it nobly when he is alone; but is as quiet as a Lamb if his Wife but appear. I say little likewise of the humour of Monsieur Trissotin, who brimful of understanding, and puffed up with the glory he believes he has deserved, appears so full of confidence in himself, that he looks upon all Mankind besides as contemptible. The ridiculous opinion which a Mother spoil'd with reading, seems to have conceived for this Mounsier Trissotin is no less pleasant, and this humour as violent as that of the [Page 92]Father in Tartuffe, would last for ever, if by the ingenious Artifice of the false news of a Cause lost, and of a Bankrout (which is an invention not at all inferiour to that of the Buffoon in the impostor) a Brother, who though but young, appears a man of exquisite understanding, did not break it off by laying open the whole piece, There is in the third Act a quarrel between Monsieur Trissotin, and another wise man very divertising, and at last there is the return of a certain Kitching Maid, called Martina who makes the whole Audience laugh with an infinite number of Jolly things, which she sayes in her Gibbrish, to prove, That men should have the preference of women. This is a most confused account of the most considerable parts of this Comedy, which has got the vogue of all Paris. There are throughout the whole a thousand wittly quirks, many happy expressions, and new and bold ways of speaking, the invention of which can never enough be praised, and is impossible to be imitated. Many people have made different applications of persons [Page 93]in this Comedy, and a quarrel the Author had about eight years ago with a learned man, whom they think represented by Trissotin has given occasion to the publick talk; but Monsieur Moliere is sufficiently justified in that by a speech he made publickly two days before the first representation of his piece; nor ought such a pretended Censure of this ingenious Comedy give him any trouble, if he be as wise, and as able a man, as 'tis said he is; since 'twill only make his merit shine the brighter, and stir up in people a desire to know him, read his writings, and hear his Sermons. Aristophanes blemished not the reputation of Socrates, by playing upon him in his Faries; nor was that great Philosophers esteem at all lessened in Greece. But to be the better Judges of the Comedy I have been speaking of, I would advise all the world to see it, and to divertize themselves, without examining things at Random, or listning to the Critical humour of most people, [Page 94]who think it a monstrous witty thing to find fault.
Paris March 12. 1672.
Letter XII.
THe Arch Bishop of Paris, director of the French Academy went with them some dayes past to Versailles to return the King thanks for the Honour he had done to that Illustrious and Learned Society, to take upon himself the place of their Protector in the room of the dead Chancellor. He made his Compliment to the King after his ordinary rate; that is, with a great deal of Wit and Eloquence. You know well, that with the comliness of his person, which pleases at first sight, he has a most delightful way of utterance, and that never person brought forth words with so [Page 96]much ease, aptness, and delicacy; besides he is endowed with all the knowledge of the most accomplished Doctors, which he gives Evidence off on all occasions; but I undertake not to write hi [...] Panegerick, leaving it to them design his History.
Mounsieur D'Angeau, Governour of Anjou, and sometime Camp-master of the Regiment du Roy, and designed Ambassador for Sweden, who is likewise of this Academy, gave a Magnificent treat to this Prelate, with all the Academians of his confraternity, Mounsieur de Corin was not of their number, for fear, as 'tis said, least he should lay hold on the occasion, to complain to the King of the Comedy 'tis pretended Mounsieur de Moliere has made against him; but it is not to be believed, that a man, who often converses with the chief persons of Court, and whom Madammoiselle honours with the name of Friend, can be the Object of so bloody a Satyre. The resemblance they attribute to him, agrees not with a man, who has published works with an approbation as general, as that of his paraphrase on the Song of Songs. [Page 97]I speak not of his works of Gallantry, of which there are many Editions, those are Playes he divertized himself with, before he made profession; which since his first embracing it, he has ever held to the same Austerity he now maintains it with.
There was in this Assembly Mounsieur Quinault, so well known for his smooth and soft Verses; Mounsieur Desmarests so famous for a great number of extraordinary works, which at once set forth both the heighth of Wit, and depth of Knowledge. The Famous Mounsieur Corneille the Elder, was here too. I can say nothing of him, which will not be beneath him; he is the only man whose works may be praised without seeing them, and from whom notwithstanding his great Age we may yet expect accomplished things, as will doubtless, be his last Tragedy, which will appear next Winter under the name of Pulcheria, and which cannot fail pleasing of those, who are in their right Senses, as it has already pleased all have had the happiness to read [Page 98]it. There were likewise in this Illustrious Company the two Abbeyes Tallemont, the one chief Almoner to Madam, whose merit is indisputable, and who with so much success and, and so much benefit to the publick, made that excellent Translation of the Lives of Plutarch. The other in a thousand occasions has shewed his ingenuity, and made himself be admired, as well for his pleasant and witty Compositions, and by hi [...] Sermons, which declare his Eloquence and Learning. I had forgot Mounsieur L'Abbot Jestu, whose Sermons charmed the whole Court, and whose soft and Divine Poems give him the preference before all undertake those ways of writing, from whom we might expect many admirable things, did not a distemper of ascending vapours hinder his doing any thing. I cannot forget Mounsieur the Duke D'Anguien, whose exquisite Gallanteries, Frolicksome and Gallant Verses, and high feats of Arms, are unknown to no person, who captives all that know him, by an obliging Civility, and by the kindnesses he is ready to do for all the [Page 99]world upon all occasions. There are many others very considerable for their Worth and Endowments, whose names I cannot now remember.
Paris 19. March.
Letter XIII.
I Now send you, Madam, what you were pleased to let me know was much desired in your Province; and what you have often wished for, to communicate to some Gentlemen your Friends: for, for the Ladies, I believe they had rather understand the estate of those hearts that sigh for them, than that of the KING' [...] Forces.
Regiments Names. | Number of Companies. |
Picardy. | 70 |
Champaigne. | 70 |
Navarre. | 70 |
Piedmont. | 70 |
Normandy. | 70 |
[Page 102]La Marine. | 70 |
La Marine. | 32 |
Castelnau. | 33 |
Avergne. | 33 |
De Sault. | 33 |
Bandeville. | 16 |
Regiment du Roy. | 70 |
Regiment Royal. | 70 |
Regiment d'Anjou. | 70 |
Praslin. | 18 |
Lyonnois. | 35 |
Dauphin. | 70 |
Cursol. | 17 |
Montaigu. | 16 |
Turenne. | 33 |
La Motte. | 17 |
Dampierre. | 16 |
Lovigny. | 18 |
Grance. | 16 |
La Reyne. | 70 |
[Page 103]Montperat. | 16 |
Les Vaisseaux. | 70 |
Orleans. | 33 |
Artois. | 33 |
Bretaigne. | 16 |
Carignan. | 16 |
Chasteaneuf. | 16 |
Sourches. | 18 |
Vendosm. | 16 |
La Ferte. | 18 |
Conty. | 16 |
La Fere. | 16 |
Conde. | 17 |
Anguien. | 17 |
Jonzai. | 18 |
Monperoux. | 16 |
Bovillon. | 16 |
Burgogne. | 33 |
La Marine Noveau. | 20 |
Fusilliers du Roy. | 24 |
In all 46 Regiments, containing 1569 Companies of Foot, of 53 men to the Company, amount in all to—83157 men.
- Alsatia, Twelve Companies, of 182 men, each, make 2184 men.
- English and Scotch, Twenty Companies, of 123 men each, 2460
- Roussillon, Twenty Companies of the same, 2460
- Furstenburgh, Twelve Companies, of 182 men each, 2184
- Irish, Twelve Companies, of 104 men each, 1248
- Another Irish, Sixteen Companies, [Page 105]of 104 men each: 1664
- Royal Italian, Twenty seven Companies, of 104 men each, 2808
- Royal English, Eight Companies, of 103 men each, 824
- Stoupe Swiss, Twelve Companies, 200 men each, 2400
- Erlac Swiss the same, 2400
- Festa Swiss the same, 2400
- Salis Swiss the same, 2400
- English, Eight Companies, 103 men each, 824
- Fifty Unregimented Companies, containing 200 men each, 10000
- The whole Number of thirteen Forreign Regiments, and fifty Unregimented Companies of divers Nations, amounts unto 36256 men.
- Four Companies of Guards du Corps. 1039 men
- Scotch Company of Gend'armes. 105 men
- Two Companies of Musquetiers on Horse-back, making 554 men
- English Company of Gend'armes. 105 men
- English Company of Light-horse. 110 men
- The Queens Gend'armes. 154
- The Dauphins Gend'armes. 209
- The Dauphins Light-horse. 108
- Gend'armes d'Anjou. 105
- Gend'arms d'Orleans. 154
- Orleans Light-Horse. 157
- Total of the Companies of Gend'armes, Light-horse, and Musquetiers [Page 107]on Horse-back above specified. 2800 men.
- Colonel General of the said Cavallry
- Camp-master General of the said Cavalry.
- Commissary General of the said Cavalry.
- Royal du Roy.
- Two Foreign Regiments.
- Cravates du Roy.
- La Regne.
- Dauphin.
- Orleans.
- Conde.
- Anguien.
- Rouvray.
- Gassion.
- [Page 108]Des Forneaux.
- Joyeuse.
- Bonaveze.
- Fourrilles.
- Resnel.
- Cabonet.
- Montauban.
- Pillois.
- Coulange.
- Merlin.
- St. Loupe
- Cachan.
- St. Aoust.
- Derdelin.
- Douget.
- Duconde.
- Nogent.
- Tillader.
- Sourdis.
- Hislez.
- Bligny.
- La Fabliere.
- [Page 109]Lambert.
- Caberel.
- Humieres.
- Proville.
- Bartillac.
- Beaupre.
- Paulmy.
- Beaufort.
- Carendo.
- Sanzay.
- Chenuet.
- Novart.
- Sommieure.
- Hanjou.
In all 52 Regiments of six Troops each, and of 54 men each Troop, make 324 men in a Regiment, in all 16848 men.
- Coislin.
- Estrades.
- Bethune.
- Montgeorge
- Busenval.
- Basleroy.
- Thrange.
- Langueville
- Ragny.
- Bouillon.
- Auvergne.
- Grignan.
- Laurieres.
- Granville.
- Duroures
- Mere.
- [Page 110]Thury.
- Valavoire.
- Arnolfiny.
- Harcourt.
- Armagnac.
- St. Aignan.
In all 66 Troops of the 22 Regiments above, at 54 men to a Troop, amounts to 3564 men.
- The Prince of Piemont Ten Troops, some of 64 and others of 54 men. 556
- Konesmark, 24 Troops of 54 men each. 1296
- English Ten Troops, of 54 men. 540
- [Page 112]Schomberg 3 Troops of 54. 162
- Rose 3 Troops the same. 162
- Aousset 3 Troops. 162
- All the above Forreign Cavalry. 3196 men.
- Collonel General of the Dragoons Six Troops, 104 men each. 624
- Dragoons du Roy, 6 Troops, 54 men each. 324
- Total of the Dragoons, 948
- French Regiment of Guards, 30 Companies 100 men each. 3000
- [Page 113]Swiss Regiment of Guardes, Ten Companies 200 men each, 2000
- Gend'armes du Roy, 200
- Light-horse of the Guard, 200
- Total 5400 men
- The Forty six Regiments of French Foot in this Establishment, amount to 83697 men.
- Thirteen Regiments of Foreign Foot amount 36256; to which adding the Swiss Regiments of Guards of 2000 men, and the fifty loose Companies of several Nations, 41318 men.
- The Sixteen Companies of Gend'armes, 2608 men.
- [Page 114]The Fifty two Regiments of French Horse, 16848 men
- Twenty two other Regiments of French Horse, 3564 men.
- Twelve other Regiments of French Horse, 648 men
- Regiments of Foreign Horse, 3096
- Kings Gend'armes, 200
- Kings Light-horse, 200
- Total of the Infantry and Cavalry, 155687 men
Since this Establishment was settled, the King in February las [...] 1672. gave Commissions fo [...] raising Three Hundred Companies of Foot, making Fifteen [Page 115]thousand men, to incorporate with the old Bodies, and make them 80 Companies each, and six score Troops of Horse to consist of 6000 men, in all [...] 21000.
Which added to 155687,
Makes 176687 men in all.
Paris 26 March, 1672.
Letter XIV.
I Have nothing of News Madam, to communicate this Week, unless it be the Kings Journey to Versailles. I know you have seen that place, and that you have read the excellent description given of it by Madamoiselle de Scudery; but the Versailles you have seen, and that which she has writ of are much different from that which now is; and the King never is a Month away [Page 117]from thence, but he finds something new, and the place appears changed, by reason of the beauties incessantly added. The Grotto has been lately imbelished with many incomparable Figures, they have placed there a great Sun; with a many Nymphs abour him, Crowning him, and washing his feet and his hands. This wonderful piece (the largest yet there) is the Workmanship of Messieurs Gerardon, and Renaudin: In two niches which are of the side of it, are placed four Horses of the Sun, which seem to breath forth fire, and look as if they were taking their Carriere, but are stop'd by the powerful Tritons that withhold them. Monsieur Guerin made one halfe of this work, and Messieurs Gaspard, and Baltazard the other. There are likewise placed in this Grotto many other curious Figures of Monsieur Battista a very famous Artist, from whence it appears, that France do's produce men great in these works, as well as Italy. I should never have done, should I speak of all the wonders the Waters produce in that delicious Paradice. The Sieur Denys brings [Page 118]it thither by wonderful Pumps and Aquaducts, and Monsieur Faucine do's with it things surpassing imagination, Witness the Marish, the Tree, and the Mount of Water, not to forget the Theatre, where the changes of the Scenes of Water are as quick and fast as in the other, where the Machines are the thickest; but one would think there should want water for all these things, and so there must, but for the great care of those that bring it to that place; for there are are very large Terrasses excellently Wrought and Imbelished, under which are Cisterns of Water. The Miracles done by Monsieur Nautre in these Magnificent Gardens are no less admirable. The great quantities of Orange-trees Planted in the ground, may be a Testimony of it, as well as those great Trees transplanted to inlarge the great Walk, a thing never before seen. There are yet a thousand things might be said of this Castle, which surpasses the Palace of Armida. I might speak of the Buildings, and those who are the Architects; but that would be too long a Story, and [Page 119]therefore had better put it off to another time, or rather till they be finished.
Paris April 2. 1672.
Letter XV.
I Know not, Madam, whether the News I have sent you since the Month of January hath satisfied your Curiosity. I am of the opinion, that what I have hitherto done, has only shewed my obedience in punctually writing you; but I hope in time to send you more pleasing and plentifull news.
Monsieur the Cardinal de Bonzy received this week the Cap from the Kings hands, in the presence of the Cardinals de Retz, Bovillon, and Maldoching. I have already writ you something of Cardinal Bovillon, and you are not ignorant of the great merit [Page 121]of Cardinal de Retz, and that both his wit and his misfortunes have made him equally famous as well as his fidelity to his Friends; and you know likewise, that his Justice and Generosity, of which every one is a partaker, who comes within the reach of his kindness, make him no less admired. All men seem'd astonished to see at this Ceremony Monsieur Priam, formerly President at Mantoua, who had seen the former Cardinal of Bonzy, great Uncle to this man, and Grand Almoner to Mary de Medicis, receive the Cap from the hands of Henry the fourth.
The Duke de Chaune, famous for his Embassis to Rome, as likewise for the good service he has done the King in the States of Brittain, of which he is Governour; some days since presented the Deduties of that Province to his Majesty.
The Duke of Bethane, so well known under the Title of Count de Charost, whose services, fidelity and acknowledgements to his Benefactors makes as esteemable as his Illustrious birth, which he derives from [Page 122]the ancient Count of Bethune has taken his Oath between the Kings hands for the charge of Lieutenant General of Picardy, in Exchange of that of Captain of the Guard du Corps, which is given to the Duke de Duras. You know Madam this Duke is one of the most ancient Houses in France that has a vast wit, that he has in all Armies where he has served, given approved marks of Valour and Conduct, and gain'd the esteem of a very great Captain.
You may have heard e're this of the Death of the Dutchess Dowager of Orleans, her Age, her Family, and her Christian Virtues are all so well known to you, that I need not enlarge my self on that point.
Paris April 9. 1672.
Letter XVI.
SInce 'tis your desire, Madam, after having heard something concerning the French Academy, that I should likewise write you something concerning that of the Abbot of Aubignac, of which, as you say, you have only heard some confused speeches. I will tell you, that it is called l' Academie des belles Lettres, and that its institution was for examining works of Eloquence and Poesy. The first day of every Month a discourse was held of the several Conditions of man, in which Eloquence was held necessary. The holding the first discourse fell to Monsieur Blondeau, [Page 124]Advocate in Parliament, he held it on the Eloquence of the Bar, and acquitted himself very well in the great Hall of the Hostel de Matignon, before an Assembly composed of many persons of quality, both of the one and the other Sex. Monsieur the Marquis de Villaines gain'd applause the Month following on Military Eloquence. The impression this discourse made is a sign of its Excellence; and therefore I'll say no more, but pass to the third, which fell upon Monsieur the Abbot of St. Germain. The two former having made discourse; with regard to their profession, this illustrious Abbot would make his on the Eloquence of the Pulpit, and had great success in it, to the wonderful satisfaction of the whole Assembly. Monsieur Perachon gain'd credit the Month following, and the other Academians addicted themselves from Month to Month to give Evidences of their Wit and Learning. At the end of these Discourses they read some works of Poesy. composed by some of the Gentlemen of the Academy, and these are the names of the Composers.
- Monsieur the Abbot of Aubignac, director
- Monsieur de Vaumorieres Subdirector.
- Monsieur Gueret Secretary of the Academy
- The late Marquis de Chatelet.
- Monsieur the Marquis de Villaines.
- Monsieur the Marquis d' Arbaux.
- Monsieur Petit, Director after the Abbot d' Aubignac.
- Monsieur Perachon Advocate in Parliament.
- Monsieur The Abbot of Vilars.
- Monsieur the Abbot of Villeserain, at present Bishop of Senes, Director after Monsieur Petit.
- The late Abbot of Ganaret.
- Monsieur de La [...]nay,
- Monsieur Care Advocate in Parliament.
- Monsieur Richelet.
- Monsieur de Perier.
- The late Monsieur de Baurin Advocate in the Counsel.
- Monsieur Barallis Physitian.
- Monsieur the Abbot of St. Germain.
The illustrious Academy has been broke off since the Abbot of Villeserain was made Bishop of Senes, there was a design sometime before to bring women in, [Page 126]and Madam de Villedieu was proposed, whose works were grown so famous; they talked likewise of Madam the Marchionesse of Guiberminy, Daughter of Monsieur the Marquis of Villaines, who has a piercing and delicate wit, and cannot be too much praised; nor did they forget Madam the Marchionesse Deshoulieres, you must needs have heard speak of her (Madam) for his worth is every where known, she writes very Politely both in Verse and Prose. There run up and down some Gallant pieces of her Dog called Gas, who is lately turned excellent Poet, so that his works deserve to be Printed. This Lady has made him the Cerberus of Pornassus, to defend its entrance against Dablers. I have inclosed a Coppy of his Verses being a Letter to the Count L. T. that you may judge of his wit, and when you have read them, I believe you will say, you never saw more natural Verses, nor heard of a more Ingenious Cur; but the reason is evident, all Spanels have not such witty Mistresses.
Monsieur de Moranges, Director of the Finances died last week, he was an honest [Page 127]and an ingenious man, and the Gazetsayes so much of him, that I can say nothing comes near it.
Monsieur the Barron of Schonborn, Nephew and Envoy extraordinary of the Elector of Mentz had Audience from the King, he demonstrated under the face of Youth, a Prudence surprizes the Aged, and business seems so natural to him, that the most knotty things are easie, this he has given such evidences of, and I have been assured it by so many persons that know him well, that you may believe all I write of this young Minister is true.
Monsieur the Count de Molina, extraordinary Ambassador from Spain, made his Entry accompanied with Marshal de Grance, and some dayes after was conducted to have Audience from the King, by Monsieur the Count de Armagnac. You may observe one thing, which those who have read the Gazets this twenty years, have not perhaps taken notice of, which is, that the Ambassadors of Crowned heads, or those that are treated, as such [Page 125]are always conducted to their Audience by a Prince of the Blood, and that he, who receives them on the day of their publick Entrance, never conducts them to the Louvre.
Paris April 16. 1672.
Letter XVII.
I Promised you Madam to send you all the new Modes; and yet I have not, you tell me, writ you one word of them in any of my Letters. The Courts being so long in mourning has been the cause of it. It has put a stop to the inventions of many and smothered those have come forth in their Infancy; yet I will tell you, That they wear their Gowns so long Wasted, that it reaches almost to their Thighs, who have but little Haunches.
The men still wear their Hats so large, that the old men (who for fear of appearing [Page 130]ridiculous; wore great ones while others wear little ones) appear at present what they sought to avoid, because they will not change their Mode; and the great Hats of that time, are the little ones of this.
They wear now few Hatbands of Ribbon or Silk, and Gold Hatbands are come again in Mode. I know not whether it will long be suffered; but within this eight dayes they begin to wear all their Coats Laced or Embroidred with Gold and Silver. 'Tis seldom but the same thing has happened over again; but time past is now no more, and Monsieur de la Reynie attempts nothing he brings not to pass; he has done things since he has been Lieutenant of the Policy, that were thought impossible, and which many ages attempted in vain; no Judge can be more equitable, uncorrupr or zealous in the service of his King. The populacy are so obliged to him, they ought to contrive a way to Eternize his memory.
After having spoken of the Modes respecting the habits of Men and Women, [Page 131]I must now entertain you with one newer then any of those I have spoken of, and which relates to Houshold-stuff. I was lately at a Gentlewomans, who is none of the highest quality; but whose Gallant is extreamly rich; they told me they would shew me a Hall, very neatly furnished, and they carried me into a Room, whose Hangings were of fine Damask. Whilst they made me look out at a Window had its prospect on a very fine Garden, that Hanging was gone in an instant, so that but turning about, I saw the Rooms hung with Hangings of another Colour, and the first drawn up like a Cornish about it. Admiring this invention, they bid me pull a little weight that was hid in the Corner of the Room, where it was not seen, and yet was fastened to Strings of Silk and Gold, which I had no sooner as it were touched, but the second Hanging came up, and disposed it self into little folds, making Buttons as it were between the Cornish, and discovered a rich Green Hanging, adorned with many Pictures with curious Frames. Never was any thing so pleasant to me, and I cannot but admire at those that found [Page 132]out this pretty invention, and had I gone out of the Hall as often as it changed, I could never have believed it to be the same Room. The Inventors of this, they say, are framing a Bed shall change as often. I thought I could never have sent you so much of new Modes; but I see this Article will always furnish me with matter.
One of Monsieur the primier Presidents Sons, has lately married a Daughter of Monsieur de Calucet, Governour of the Castle of Nantes. I will inform you as soon as I can of the particular endowments of these young married people.
The King has nominated Monsieur D' Aquin his principal Physitian. I will neither speak of his worth nor capacity, the Kings choice is enough to make both known.
Monsieur de la Chambre is nominated principal Physitian to the Queen; he is much esteemed in Court, and has the repute of an able man.
Monsieur Renadot, whose long Experience, and the infinite number of distemper'd persons he has had for many years to practice upon, should be one of the ablest Physitians in Paris, is by the King chosen Principal Physitian to the Dauphin.
Since January last has been continued the publishing of le Journal des Scavans, which you have sometimes read with delight, 'tis a good and a profitable Work, the Author is in much esteem, and has the Honour to be favoured by a great Minister of State.
Paris April 23. 1672.
Letter XVIII.
I Now send you a List of the General Officers nominated by the King to serve him this Campaigne. I will not be so positive as to affirm it so exact, that nothing may be forgot, nor nothing altered, or that the degrees are infallibly observed; but in short, 'tis the best I could get, and I give you part in it. I believe there's many people in your Countrey don't know halfe so much.
- [Page 135]MONSIEUR, Generallissimo.
- Monnsieur de Turenne, General.
- Lieutenant Generals.
- Monsieur de Gadagne.
- Monsieur the Duke de Feuillade.
- Monsieur the Count de Soissons.
- Monsieur the grand master of Artillery.
- Monsieur de Lorge.
- Monsieur de Rochfort.
- Marshals de Camp.
- [Page 136]Monsieur the Chevalier de Lorrain.
- Monsieur Martinet.
- Monsieur de Montal.
- Monsieur de Fourille is Campmaster of the Cavalry, and Serves always.
- Brigadiers of Horse.
- Monsieur de M.
- Monsieur de C.
- Monsieur de Feuille.
- Monsieur le Comte du Roy.
- Monsieur de Chazeron.
- Brigadiers of Foot.
- Monsieur de Beauveau.
- Monsieur
- Adjutants of the Camp.
- Monsieur the Count d' Ayen.
- [Page 137]Monsieur D' Albret.
- Monsieur the Chevalier de Nogent.
- Monsieur the Marquis d' Angeau.
- Monsieur de Breaute.
- Monsieur de la Roche Courton.
- Lieutenant Generals.
- Monsieur the Count d' Guiche.
- Monsieur de St. Avre.
- Monsieur Faucaut.
- Marshals of the Camp.
- Monsieur the Count du Plessis.
- Monsieur the Count de Nogent.
- [Page 138]Monsieur de Magaloty.
- Monsieur de Chiseuile.
- Commissary General of the Horse.
- Monsieur de la Cardoniere.
- Brigadiers of Horse.
- Monsieur de Beauveze.
- Monsieur Vivien.
- Monsieur de Fourneaux.
- Brigadiers of Foot.
- Monsieur Pilloy.
- Monsieur
- Lieutenant General.
- Monsieur de Nanere.
- Marshals of the Camp.
- Monsieur de Vaubrun.
- Monsieur the Cavalier du Plessis.
- Brigadiers of Horse.
- Monsieur M.
- Monsieur de Pierrefite.
The King has nominated Monsieur de Sainsandoux, Major of the Regiment of Guards, Major General of his Army; he has likewise nominated Monsieur Tracy, Captain of the Guards, Major General to the Prince, and Monsieur de la Marrilliere, Lieutenant Collonel of the Queens Regiment, Major general of the third Army,
- [Page 140]Monsieur de Luxembourg, Lieutenant General to the Bishop of Munster.
- Monsieur de Chamilly, Lieutenant General to the Bishop of Cullen.
- Monsieur de Renel to command the Horse.
- Monsieur de Mornas to command the Foot.
- Monsieur de Beaudevis to command The Army of Rossillon to be Commanded by Monsieur le Bret.
I fancy, that after this account of the Land-Armies, you may likewise be desirous to know the force by Sea, and that these-veral names of the Ships may divertize,
- [Page 141]At Rochefort. Names of the Captains and Ships.
- Monsieur de Rabinieres. Le Superbe, 1300 Tuns, 70 Guns.
- Monsieur Gabaret. LeFoudrogant, 1300 Tuns, 68 Guns
- Monsieur Gombaut. Le Grand, 1100 Tuns, 64 Guns.
- [Page 142]Monsieur Michaut. LeConquerant, 1100 Tuns, 64 Guns
- Monsieur de Grancay. L' Illustre, 1100 Tuns, 70 Guns.
- Monsieur de Beaulieu. L' Admirable, 1100 Tuns, 70 Guns
- Mons. Le Comandeur de Verdille, L' Invincible, 1100 Tuns, 70 Guns
- Monsieur Destivall, Le Sans-pareil, 1100 Tuns, 62 Guns
- Monsieur D'Ymagnion, L' Excellent, 1000 Tuns, 56 Guns
- Monsieur de Blenac, Le Fort, 1000 Tuns, 54 Guns.
- Monsieur de Tourville, Le Gallant, 700 Tuns, 44 Guns.
- [Page 143]Monsieur de Villeneuf Ferier, Le Brillant, 600 Tuns, 40 Guns.
- Monsieur de la Vigery, Le Hazardeux, 550 Tuns, 34 Guns
- Fire-Ships.
- Monsieur Rocachon. Le Fin.
- Monsieur Ozcer Thomas, Le Perilleux.
- Monsieur Vidaut, Le Voile.
- Monsieur du Rivault, L' Inconnu.
- Monsieur Serpaut, De Deguise.
- [Page 144]Monsieur Chabosseau. L' Entreprenant.
- At Brest.
- Monsieur Le Comte d' Estrees, L' St. Philip Admiral.
- Monsieur de Quesne, Lieutenant General. Le Terrible.
- Monsieur des Ardans, Le Tonnant.
- Monsieur de Vallebelle, Le Brave.
- Monsieur de Suerdis, Le Valliant.
- Monsieur de Larcou, Le Temeraire.
- [Page 145]Monsieur de Quyovet, L' Oriflame.
- Monsieur de Queruville, Le Bourbon.
- Monsieur d' Infreville, Le Rubes.
- Monsieur Desbeville, Le Duc.
- Monsieur de Coquelin, Lacolle.
- Monsieur Panetier, L' Heureux.
- Monsieur de Bleor, L' Alcion.
- Monsieur La Rocque Souftreet, Le Hardy.
- Light Frigats.
- [Page 146]Monsieur— La Tempest.
- Monsieur de Bellemont, L' Aurora.
- Monsieur de Gravencon, La Railleuse.
- Monsieur de St. Michel, La Subtile.
- Monsieur de Grosbois, La Lutine.
- Monsieur Delmonts, La Galliarde.
- [Page 147] Brulots.
- Le Trompeur.
- Le Serpent.
- Foists. Two Tartans.
- Monsieur du Quesne is to Guard the Coast of Rochel with a Squadron of fourteen Ships.
- Monsieur Martel to Command a Squadron of fourteen Ships for a Reserve.
Paris 23 April 1672.
Letter XIX.
MAdam, I now send you a part of the New Books are lately published by Monsieur Barbin. The Beralde, of an unknown Author, you will find well writ. The Exiles of Madam de Velledieu, will divertize you extreamly; the Contrivances are well laid, and delicately handled; and that witty Lady, all whose Writings have yet gain'd applause, will deserve renewed Praises. I send you likewise the Second Tome of the Works of Monsieur le Paiis. The former had great success, be you Judge of this. I will send to you within this eight days a new Book of Monsieur Menage; they are [Page 149]farther Observations on the French Tongue Though a work is not always to be valued by its success, yet may we judge of the worth of this by the general repute it has gained, since it is with Justice it pleases; and I doubt not but in a little time in stead of saying, Parler Vaugelas, (speak, Vaugelas) to praise those that speak well, we shall say, Parler Menage. This great man (for so we may call him for his abundance of Learning) exposes now all the different manners of speaking which signifie, or which we would have signifie the same thing; he quotes all those have made use of them, and after having given their true derivation, determines for the most part in favour of Custom, which he says is the Soveraign Master of Language, which we should most apply our selves to, and following which, though we break the Rules, we yet speak well. This decision of so famous an Author, will be very profitable, and will in the future bring all the world to understand and speak things in the same way, the contrary of which has been practised hitherto: for some knowing men have spoke according to Custom, and others [Page 150]according to fancy, that is, sometimes one way, sometimes another, which in time has much obscured the Language. Therefore Madam, all France is much obliged to Monsieur Menage for the pains he has taken to teach them to speak. Do but observe the Authors he quotes: Monsieur Vaugelas, whom he often approves, and often condemns; Messieurs Balzack, Malherbe, Sarazin, Vecture, Mamard, St. Amant, Brebeuf, Ablancourt, Colletet, Gombaut, the Father Rapin, Racon, Mairet, the Father Chiflet, Desmarests, Gomberville, the Abbot Chasteliu, the Abbot Sassy, Mereray, Sorel, Charpentier, Briauville, the Bishop of Vauce, Pellison la Mothe, le Vayer, the Father Bohours, Patru, Chapelain, Segrais, Marolles, Benserade, Corneille, Dandilly, the Author of the Count du Gabalis, Bary, La Fountaine, Talleucant, Messieurs du Port Royal, and Madamoiselle de Scudery. I have not observed the degrees of these Great Wits, 'twould be too bold an Enterprize: Monsieur Menage has not observed them, not having quoted them, but as he had occasion of their Works to authorize his opinions. He has spoken of some a dozen [Page 151]others, but their Worth being grown old, I thought it not necessary to enlarge my Letter with their Names.
The King has given the Seals to Monsieur D' Aligre: I have told you his Worth already, and his sundry Employs and Embassies: His Majesty, at making him this Great Present, spoke much in his praise; letting, by what he said, all the World know the Confidence he had in him. It is to be observed that a Chancellours Son was never before made Keeper of the Seal.
All Paris are running every day to the Fathers of the Oratory, to see the Mausoleum of the Late Chancellour, erected by the Contrivance of Monsieur de Brun, When I have seen it, I will tell you more, both of the Work and the Contriver.
The Physicians in a Body, and in their Doctors Habit, and having the Sieur Puylon their Director in the head of them, have been at St. Germains to complement the Three Principal Physitians to their Majesties. What a brave thing it is to have these Employments which bring Honour, and something else.
The Equipages of the King, Monsieur, the Princes and Officers of the Army, are gone hence this Week. Never was any thing seen so great, and for eight days all the Windows were filled with People, as at a Publick Entrance. Among this great number of Mules, Horses and Chariots richly covered, were to be seen fourscore Waggons, whose coverings were not so rich and gaudy as those of the Chariots, but they were better lined, and the Horses could hardly draw them. They were loaden, as 'tis said, with what we call the Nerves and Sinews of War, and guarded with the Kings Gend'arms and Light-horse. The Covetous looked with greedy eyes on this great mass of Money: Mothers wish'd it for portions for their Daughters, Lovers to make Presents to their Mistresses, and Debtors to pay their Debts; In short, every one wished to supply his occasions, and the least interessed had their thoughts too. That which was most pleasant in it, was, that every one believed what he wished for would not much lessen the sum, nor do the King or his Armies any wrong; and yet had this Money been to be [Page 153]distributed according to every ones wish, there must many yet have remained unsatisfied, and not a denier of it gone out of Paris.
If the Equipages during the last week have filled all the streets of Paris, the old Castle of St. Germain has been as full of those who went to take their leaves of the King. The Ambassador of England has taken it for a long time, being to return to the King his Master; he is of the House of the Montagues, which is no less Honourable in England, then well known in France. He is a man of excellent Parts, of which the particular respect he has ever shewn here to men of knowledge, is a sufficient Witness. He leaves them very melancholly for his departure, and some Ladies of very great reputation are sharers in their sorrow, with whom he used to spend the time he could spare from the serious business of his Imploy; he presented to the King the Sieur de Godolphin, who is to stay with his Majesty during this Campaigne. The Ambassador of Savoy, the Swedish Resident, and the extraordinary Envoys of Mentz and Genoua, took likewise leave of his Majesty, and so [Page 154]did all the Sovereign Courts, and the Provost of the Merchants. All the Bishops that are here, were there likewise, and all persons of any consideration imitated them. These marks of respect and love to the greatest of Kings had never ended, if his Majesties Warlike ardour had not made him leave St. Germain sooner then he intended. He is gone with a small Train; but he is gone to find an Army so great, and numerous, that never any of his Predecessors saw the like. His Majesty hath left the administration of Affairs to the Queen, with a Counsel composed of the Keeper of the Seal Villeroy le Tellier and Colbert. Their merit is so well known, that I can say nothing to their advantage, which will not be infinitely below it, or which has not been ten thousand times said.
I should in my Letter concerning the new Modes have told you of some words, which though they be not new, yet are at present a la mode. Par toute Terre (thorough the whole World) is one of them, and when they would speak highly of any thing that it is approved or pleases, &c. [Page 155]They will say they talk of that Par toute Terre, That is liked Par toute Terre, That is approved Par toute Terre. The Gallants now scarce speak fifty words without using that ten times, as well as the word Violant, which is much worse applied to all they use it for, to say, That is troublesome, they will say, Cela est violant; to express he has wrong, they say the same, and seem to affect to make it serve to express things with which it has not the least agreement. I believe, Madam, you never heard of the like Foppery; those who have hitherto invented new words or expressions, have studied to make the best they could signifie what they would say. The Verb Desoler is no less a la mode; and now when any one would say, That another is trublesome she sayes, Qu'elle la desole; when they would say, One is melancholly, they say, Qu'on est desole; and in short, they apply this word to any thing has any pain or trouble in it.
I cannot resolve to close this Letter, till I give you a Story I have just now learned.
Megius a learned man, and known by many fine works, was lately at a Ladies, his [Page 156]friends accompanied with Bretius a young man of great wit, but who was not very forward in shewing it, having been there a good while, and said nothing. This Lady (Megius his friend) was an admirer of Astrology, and believed she knew something of it, which was enough to begin a discourse of it. That brought on others, and at last they talked of fixing of Mercury; Megius said, That if they would send for some, he would fix it; some was presently brought, and he did what he had promised, to the Ladies great amazement, and more to an Astrologers, her friend, that was with her. This pretended Astrologer asked him how he came to know what he had done, if he had learnt it by reading, if any one had shewed it him; or if by some chance he had hit of it, or by Art had found out the secret. By one of these wayes indeed, answered Megius, I learnt what you have now seen me do; for look you there, said he, turning to Bretius, who had yet spoke only Monosyllables, is he that taught me what I have now done; both the Lady and her friend presently cast their Eyes upon him, [Page 157]they viewed him from head to foot, and blamed themselves in private, that his silence had made him pass with them for a man of no Sense. They offered him now a thousand praises, and spoke of him with admiration: In the remainder of the conversation, he made them perceive he had his share of wit; but instead of satisfying their curiosity in what they desired, he only told them things that inflamed them the more, and made them passionately desire to unite a firm friendship with him. night coming on, obliged them to part sooner then they would have done, for every one had his design, as you will understand by the sequel of the story.
The Astrologer, whom I shall hereafter call Zoroastes, came to see Bretius the next morning, and expressed such a vehement desire to learn his secret, that the young man, who had long wished for some body to make a Fop of, was mighty glad to have found one. Zoroastes on his part pretermited nothing might engage his friendship; presented him, gave him great treats, and all yet to no purpose; for the young man, who had resolved to make himself [Page 158]sport, and was mightily pleased with these treats, had the cunning to delay him so long, till himself was almost weary of it. At length the day broke, which was to enlighten Zoroastes Knowledge, and all things being prepared, Bretius weighs a little Ball of Wax which he had brought with him, and which weighed almost nothing, and put it into the [...] and told Zoroastes after having covered it, that it must stand two hours without being looked on, and that in the mean time he might go to his Closet, and cast a Figure to see if the work should have good effect. The two hours being run out, they found there very good Silver, at least it appeared so to the eyes of Zoroastes, who went presently to shew it three or four Gld-smiths, who affirmed it as good as any they had in their Shops. His Caresses now to Bretius cannot be described; he almost smothered him with kindness, and treated him like a man who was able to teach him a secret, by which he hoped to become master of more treasure then all the Kings of Europe; swel'd with these hopes, he conjured him to give him where withall only to make [Page 159]Silver. Bretius gave him one of his Balls, but it melted, and came to nothing with our Astrologer. Hecomplains to Bretius of it, who told him his curiosity was the cause, which had made him too soon remove the Cover, he did it over again with him, and it succeeded as before. Zoroastes was convinced, and one day tells the Prince of it, then again tell Bretius what he had said of him: The young man was in a Peck of Troubles, and was forced to acknowledge it was but a trick of Legerdemain, and to shew him his cunning, and so things stopt there. There are many people suffer themselves to be cheated by such fine outward appearances. Me thinks, Madam, this Letter is somewhat long; I know not whether it may divertize you, or whether any of the former have pleased you: But I know I will use my endeavour to find out things so pleasant and delightful, that if it be possible you shall be satisfied.
Paris May 1. 1672.