A CATALOGUE of the BOWES, OF The Town, or the Hunters after Fortunes to be set by AUCTION.
Catalogues will be distributed by the Sentries of the Park, &c.
ADVERTISEMENT.
ON Tuesday the 14 of this Instant July, will be expos'd to Sale in the PlayHouse pitt, in Bridges-street, a Choice Collection of Bowes, who have a mind to dispose of themselves to the Ladies that bid most, their Estates as well reall as personal, being worth from 500 l. to 2000 l. a Year; They may be view'd by any Lady in S. James's or Hide-Park, between the hours of six and nine in the evening.
All Ladies that will be accepted must subscribe to these Conditions, and give Bonds with Judgement for performance. First, That she be contented with the Peticoat, and not desire to wear the Britches. 2ly. That she never indict the Man in Venus's Court for Matrimonial omission, nor ever complain thereof to her Goshops, 3ly. That she never present him with the Horns. 4ly. That she never ingage him in a Tonguebattle.
If any Lady object that these Conditions are too Strict, and say, it is impossible to keep a Cat from playing with her Taile: To satisfy such, I will in the next procure a Catalogue, of some good natur'd Men, that will allow them liberty of Conscience.
The CATALOGUE.
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| 1 | ONe pretty handsome Man, his Head some what of the Emptiest; but his Pockets well fil'd, his yearly in come | 900 | |||
| 2 | One comely proper Man, in Suffolf-street, who has an Estate worth per Annum | 800 | 3 | A middle size Man, barbary shape, who is worth in Jewels, besides those he wears in his Garter and Shooe-buckles | 5000 |
| 4 | A superfine well trim'd Bow, not a hair of his Wig a rye, his Face some what Poxkified, but does not esteem it the worse, his annual rents | 1000 | |||
| 5 | A young brisk dapper Man, in Chacery-lane, whose title to his Estate is not very secure; but to make amends will promise to get himself Knighted, that he and his Lady may take place over the inferiour Rank, worth | 500 | |||
| 6 | A young Countrey-Squire, in Long-acre, who in time will be justice of his county, worth yearly | 2000 | |||
| 7 | A delicat, neat, well timberd Man, Baby-face, keeps his Coach, some what too frugal for his years | 1700 | |||
| 8 | A young puny Man, who lost the Generative faculty; but is so reasonable as to admit of a Coadjutor to perform marriage duty | 1000 | |||
| 9 | A thin lean Skeleton, in Lime-street, his Face fair enough, by useing a Butter-milk wash, a litigious Person; but whose Quercks, and Quillets in Law bring him in per Annum | 500 | |||
| 10 | An accomplish't young Gentlemen, in the Strand, Swears by God genteely, Mouths all manner of Oaths, with a bonne grace, never baulks his Glass, knows well how to pick up a Woman in Spring-Garden, or St. James's Park, worth a Year | 600 |