An Amorous Dialogue between Iohn and his Mistris.
Being a compleat and true Relation of some merry passages between the [...]istris and her Apprentice, who pleas'd her so well that she rewarded him with fifty broad pieces for his pains.
Here by this Dialogue you may discern,
While Old Cats nible Cheese the young ones learn.
To the Tune of Packingtons pound. or, what should a young woman &c. or, Captain digby.
COme John sit you down. I have somewhat to say,
In mind I have kept it this many a day;
Your Master you know is a Fool and a Sot,
And minds nothing else but the Pipe and the pot:
Till twelve or till one he will never come home,
And then he's so drunk that he lies like a Mome:
such usage as this would make any one mad,
but a woman will have it if 'tis to be had.
Tis true forsooth mistris, the case is but hard,
That a woman should be of her pleasure debard:
But 'tis the sad fate of a thousand beside,
Or else the whole City is fouly bely'd:
There is not a man among twenty that thrives,
Nor ten in fifteen that do lye with their wives:
yet still you had better be merry then sad,
and take it where ever it is to be had.
But John, 'tis a difficult matter to find,
A man that is trusty and constantly kind:
An inns-of-court gallant he cringes and bows
He's presently known by his Oaths and his Vows:
And though both his cloaths and his speeches be gay,
Yet he loves you but onely a night and away:
such usage as this would make any one mad,
yet a woman will have it, if 'tis to be had.
What think you of one that belongs to the Court?
They say they are youthful, and given to sport:
He'l present you with bracelets, and jewels, & rings
With stones that are precious, & twenty fine things:
Or if you are not for the Court nor the town,
What think you forsooth of a man with a gown?
You must have a Gallant, a good or a bad,
and take it where ever it is to be had,
The second part,
to the same tune.
NO John, I confess that not any of these
Had ever the power my fancy to please;
I like no such blades for a trick that I know,
For as soon as they [...]ve trod, they are given to crow;
Plain dealing is best, and I like a man well,
That when he his kiss'd will be hang'd e're he'l tell:
My meaning is honest, and thou art the Lad,
then give it and take it while 'tis to be had.
Alas! my dear mistris, it never can be,
That you can affect such a fellow as me:
Yet heaven forbid since I am but your man,
I should ever refuse to do all that I can:
but then if my master shou [...]d know what we've done,
We both shou'd be blown up as sure as a Gun:
for after our joy, he would make us as sad,
for taking it where it ought not to be had.
But how shou'd he know it thou scrup [...]lous Elf,
Do'st think i'me so silly to tell him my self?
If we are but so wise our own counsel to keep,
We may laugh and lye down while the sot is asleep:
Some hundreds I know in the city that use,
To give to their men what their masters refuse:
The man is the master, the Prentice the Dad,
for women must take it where 'tis to be had.
Some Prentices use it, forsooth, I allow,
But I am a Novice and cannot tell how:
However, I hope that I shall not be blam'd,
For to tell you the truth I am somewhat asham'd;
I know how to carry your bible to Church,
but to play with my mistris i'm left in the lurch:
Yet if you'can shew me the way good or bad,
Ile promise you a [...] that there is to be had.
You quickly may learn it, 'my Johnny, for.....Thus,
Before you proceed we begin with a buss;
And then you must clasp me about with your arm,
Nay, fear me not Johnny i'le do thee no harm:
Now I sigh, now I tremble, now backwards I lye,
And now my dear Johnny, ah now I must dye:
Oh! who can refist such a mettle-some Lad,
and refuse such a pleasure when 'tis to be had,
Alas, pritty mistris the pleasure is such,
We never can give one another too much:
If this be the business, the way is so plain
I think I can easily find it again:
I was Thus we began; and....Thus we lye down;
And Thus....Oh thus! that we fell in a [...]woon:
such sport to refuse who was ever s [...] mad
ile take it where ever it is to be had.
Now Johnny you talk like an ignorant mom [...]
You can have such p [...]easure no where but at [...]ome
Here [...]s fifty broad pieces for what you have done,
But see that you never a gadding do run;
For no new employment then trouble your brains,
For here when you work you'l be paid for your pains
but shou'd you deceive me no womans so sad,
to lose all the pleasure that once she has had.
A mistris so noble I never will leave,
Twere a sin and a shame such a friend to deceive;
For my masters shop no more will I care,
Tis pleas [...]nter handling my mistresses ware:
A fig for indentures for now I am made
Free of a Gentiler and pleasanter trade;
I know when i'me well, I was never so mad
to for sake a good th [...]ng when 'tis to be had.
Printed for P. Brooksby, at the Golden-ball, in West-smithfield, neer the Hospital-gate.