IV.
In Surry Rises there,
A branch of Medway, where
Store of all sorts of Fish do breed,
To serve for Pleasure and for need,
Well stor'd with Game the Rivers be,
Could they from poaching be kept free:
Once Angling at the Rivers side,
Observing how the stream
In gentle motions then did slide,
With eager haste to meet his bride,
And make his Joys supream;
By chance I spy'd a Rustick Clown,
*A halling something up and down,
To him I streight repair,
And ask'd his business there.
He told me Fishing for an hour or two,
Lord, how amaz'd was I to see him go,
A bush pul'd from the hedg, his Angling rod
No top, but like a staff with which Men plod,
When driving home full udders to the pail,
Heaven bless me when such tackling can prevail:
His hook ti'd to a string, that to a piece of leather,
A flote just in the place where both were knit together,
Fortune her self that time was double blind,
She could not see and so perforce was kind.
For straight he took two Bleaks, one Roach,
And last of all a well grown Perch,
Who gasping lay upon the ground,
I Judged to weigh at least a pound.
Pleas'd with the fancy I unto him gave,
An Angle, Rod and Line the best I have,
And shew'd him where good baits to find
A Cow-turd, ten days old, and newly lin'd,
With blew-tails which from homed Gentiles spring,
A ready bait and good for every thing,
The Man was Civil, and exprest his mind,
In real thanks, then sought some better luck to find.
At Eaton Bridge we may at first begin,
To Trowl or Angle which the Angler will,
O're pleasant Medows which the eye invite,
* To
De la-ware, whose Prospect gives delight;
Surrounding Rivers sometime over-flow,
And wash the Walls of that most Antient Fabrick so
As if they Homage paid to Streatfields Fame,
And tendred without trouble their abounding Game.
Pike, Pearch and Roach, the greedy Chub and Bleak,
With several others Men Ingenious seek,
That use the Angle or Laborious Trowl,
Morning or Night the Fishes to Cajole,
And ther's a Fish peculiar to that place,
If Jove wou'd Angle 'twould his God-head grace;
Roach-like he's made, his scales of burnish'd Gold,
That shine like Mettle from Pactolus Roll'd,
Nameless he is, till some more fruitful Pen,
Describes his wonderous make, like Adam when
Baptizing Creatures with Immortal Names;
The Glory of great Medway and more Silver Thames.
From thence o'r verdent Meads,
Our Joys supream exceeds,
* When
Heaver Castle to our eye,
Congratulates our coming nigh,
Where I full often have most wellcome been,
To him who is my friend, and thinks it is a sin,
If we neglect his Cider and March Beer,
His most obliging Company and chear:
Anglers are wellcome still to him,
A Rummer fill'd unto the Brim,
Shews Bounty still confin'd within his wall,
Till Love and Liquor brings a Deluge o'r us all:
No thanks he'll have,
His Soul is brave.
Ah! Streatfield, thee I will Imbrace,
In Bonds of Friendship, time can't chase
Thee from my mind, nor from thy Castle-Wall,
Where Natures Blessings are abounding all.
To Chidding-stone, two Miles or more,
We Angle may, or then give o'r,
If that the Sun decline;
Tho many times within the Night,
The Fish will eagerly and greedy bite,
And make our pleasure all Divine.
Penhurst, thy stream's too Rapid and too large,
For me to Angle in,
My time ill spent I there discharge,
And neither loose nor win.
At Leigh, I know fresh pastime to persue,
And there all day till Night,
I reap a double sweet delight;
In thy Meanders among the watery crew,
Tunbridge comes next and stor'd with Poachers plenty,
Large is thy stream, of Fish yet almost empty.
Large Nets the game do so destroy,
That with an Angle few we can decoy;
But here perforce I must give o'r,
A stranger I'm unto the Neighbouring shore,
The Current's strong and swiftly speeds,
By Divers turnings through the Meads
To Maidstone.
Where Oyster Ketches they in plenty ply,
And other Vessels twice as big or nigh,
Are coming home
From Rochester, where with the Medway she,
Most kindly meets and both fall in the Sea.
Muse sing now the Trout, with all his Arts,
His haunts, his motion and his sudden starts,
Whene'er a curious fly drops in the stream
Make him thy choice and chuse him for thy Theam.
The off-spring of the fair Darwent,
In thousand pleasing Ruptures see him rise,
With Murmuring pleasures to our Ears and Eyes;
To force himself a vent,
In gentle Numbers first he seems to go,
But with united forces will o'erflow
His bounds,
And all the Neighbouring grounds,
That lye below.
* Old
Crockham Street, where first he makes his way,
To view Sol's Glory and his brighter ray,
The Joyful Issue of approaching day,
He runs not far before he meets,
Fair Squrries Nymph sand kindly greets;
Three Sister Ponds well stor'd with fry,
The Eternal bounties of the sky,
Encreasing more with stronger force,
To Westerham Town he bends his course,
Then visits Valence stony ground,
And in Meanders hurls himself quite round
To Braisteed.
At Sundridg pent in narrower room,
He gets more strength at length to roam.
To Cheapsteed.
Where first begins the sporting prize,
Angler beware, for he's precise,
And knows his time to fink or rise:
If weather's fair and sultrey hot,
Your labour's vain and nothing to be got, Trees;
Unless a gentle Breez,
Blow Neighbouring flys from off the taller
Which to your hook and single hair,
Judicious eye and special care.
Angler tread soft, for if the ground
By ruder feet make any sound;
Then void is all your care,
As well as if you stood too near:
Which to prevent no shadow should cmoe nigh,
Nor you to see,
Where Fishes be,
Into the waters pry;
Keep the Sun constant in your face,
Reflections on the water less will be,
So you'll have pleasure to embrace,
While others loose by their simplicity.
Cheapsteed, I'd love thee could'st thou always be,
From Knaves and Poachers ever free,
Then thy sweet stream would multiply:
To Longford then where first the worm we use,
For these two baits I only always use;
For Minnows none we have, nor none are nigh,
For better sport should Trouts our worms deny,
And never rise at Natural, or at Artificial fly,
Then sometime in a dusky evening late:
A grey Snail from the ground I take,
And gently o'r the stream I troul.
'Tis safe, 'tis sure to try with all,
If but some Rain the day before did fall,
For Muddy streams a little vext,
With falling showers decoy him best:
Or, to take a Beetle always brown,
That Boys from off the Apple-Trees knock down,
Which in an Evening late when all the Stars,
To Heavens black Cannopy withdraws.
You may be sure good sport to sind,
If but the following precepts well you mind,
Four Wings he has, two scaly, two of softest down
But with his tail your largest hook encrown;
Ne'r hurt him, all his Wings he will expand,
And Sing a Murmuring Tune the Trouts can understand,
Who greedy of so sweet a prey,
Leap straight and bear the Songster quite away.
When with a sudden touch I feel him rove,
I soon injoy my wishes and my Love,
Try this but once, you'll quickly find it true,
And neatly after this same slight persue.
But let no noise the wary Trout offend,
By stiring ground or reeds, lest vain your wishes end.
* Now thro' the
Moore's I take my way,
And silent search o'r Stones and Clay,
Which way the stream conducts me in my play:
A well scour'd Lobworm now I only use,
Which eager Trouts but seldom will refuse,
But use no flote to tell you when they bite,
The very thoughts of such a thing will fright
The wary Trout,
Yet I'll resolve the doubt,
How by a certain way,
He'll yield himself and so become your prey:
Let lead sufficient but your worm to sink,
Drive gently with the stream I'th midle or the brink,
Close on the ground no stops or stay,
To hinder all and spoil your play;
But with a steady hand your Rod and Line so keep,
That nothing but the ground your bait should sweep.
For if the Line upon the surface lies,
The Angler with his Tools is little wise;
He'll miss his prey,
Thro' his uncertain way,
The Trout is still so shie.
He Angle may,
Ten hours a day,
And never make one dye:
If once you feel him bite,
At Morning or at Night,
With leasure let him run,
Or else your Joys are Baulk'd by loosing half your worm,
Which to prevent, give time to Gorge the bait,
And by a gentle touch you'll hook him streight.
Down thro' the Moores to Otford gently go,
Inviting pleasures still attend you, so
To Shorham, where use your skill and choicest care,
Both with the worm and single hair,
And never doubt for pleasure most abounding there.
At twenty places where the River turns,
Is sport sufficient both for fly and worms:
* At
Lulling stone, and
Farningham, The Trouts are kind and yield good game,
If with judicious eye and steady hand,
Your Rod and Line you can command,
When Dartford, first comes to your eye,
Pack up your Tools and homeward high,
For sweet Darent by going thither,
Flows into Thames and runs the Lord knows whether.
Now sing the Carp and turn thy theam my Muse,
To fresh delights,
And cunning slights,
That skillful Anglers use.
This Fish takes no delight in Rivers much to be,
But pent in Ponds injoys a sweet Captivity,
Well stored with such our Kentish grounds they are,
And Sussex too yields some exceeding rare;
For there I know a little Brook which runs,
First with a gentle stream then silent turns
Into a mighty Pond, and finding there a stay,
Bemoans himself to have a freer way,
Like to a dying Stag at Bay;
There's Carps the glory of the Land, some be
Thirty Inches long excepting three.
And weighty too when brought unto the ground,
Each Carp if large, may weigh at least five Pound,
When Sol's bright rays began for to decline,
A Lovely Evening and a constant sign,
* A Reverend Matron with a Hook and Line,
Had nick'd the most auspicious time:
Silent she goes and takes a shady stand,
Watchful her eye and steady was her hand,
For well she knew them both for to command,
A worm well scour'd without the help of stinking tar,
That was her bait and that was best by far,
Tho to my cost I've try'd and certain know,
That Tarr's strong stench hath little here to do,
But kill the worm, but I confess that Fishes smell,
Or that my apprehension is but ill,
For I have seen them to my flote and Lead repair,
And gently touch them with insulting care.
Nice be their Palats, and their sense exceeding rare,
Then by a sudden turn the bait they spie,
They smell and swallow and exclaiming dye;
Bless me I had forgot,
This Tarr disturbs my mind,
My Matron at the Fishing Plot,
That is to Anglers kind,
Before the Glorious Sun went down,
Returning was the plodding clown,
To sweet repose,
But she packs up her Tools and homeward goes.
Well Laden with a Brace or more,
The just expence of but one only hour;
Fraught with her luck some new designs,
Caus'd me next morn to rise betimes,
'Fore Sol had left his watery couch,
And to the Pond with speed approach:
* Afriend had lately given to me a strand,
And for its strength exceedingly commend,
† Unhappy when it first came to our land;
Or I, to pitch upon that Line,
To Angle with at that unluckey time,
No sooner was compleat my Fishing Geer,
But that I chanc'd to spie unto me steer.
Two Carps that were of mighty size,
My heart e'n leapt to make of one a prize;
As they came Sailing careless on their way,
A well scour'd worm I in their course convay.
The water there not two foot deep,
Besides so clear,
That all their motions plainly did appear,
Behind a shady Oak conceal'd I stood,
And with a wary eye observ'd the flood,
And all their motions as they mov'd,
Thus while they nearer drew,
My hopes I still renew,
They'd nible at my b [...]it,
Tho after curse me for my sly deceit;
And quickly plainly cou'd descry,
That one had something pleasing to his eye,
He seem'd to smile and with expanded Jaws,
Hug'd his good luck and silent gave Applause.
Till with a gentle touch I hook'd him streight,
While he stood wondring whence should come deceit,
Under the Luster of so fair a bait;
He never seem'd, or scorn'd to run,
But with a sudden yerk his tail did turn,
And then as suddenly my Joys were gone,
For my new strand gave way and broke,
But what's become of worm and hook,
For both I'm sure he fairly took.
Vext, no we Anglers often loose our prize,
Compleat let all our Tackling be and most precise,
For Fishes prove sometimes more wise then we,
As by this late ensample all may see,
That Lovers of the Angle be:
Immediately I left that stand,
No speech in Fishes be,
Yet one another they can understand,
With sure dexterity.
Then for the smaller fry I made my way,
The stream and Pond affording every day,
Chub, Roach, and Perch and Jacks in plenty be,
To give delight and fill necessity,
Then Cadbaits from the sand I get,
Or Antflys which the Roach Intirely Love,
And lay my worms aside,
Sometime with Gentles I did bait,
My Treacherous hook and hide
The barb with wings expanded of a fly,
When eager Roaches mounted up above,
To view the glorys of the sky;
With such like tricks as these one day,
One Hundred Forty odd I made my prey,
One Hook, one Line, one Angle Rod,
One Mile was all the ground I trod,
I scorn deceit,
And have describ'd the bait;
That those who please hereafter for to try,
With these same baits may well succeed as I,
Yet some there be that talk of Tar and Pitch,
And silly Oyles the Fishes to bewitch:
They're all unworthy of my love or care.
Begon, begon, all nasty drugs, forbear
My Muse to sing, but for the Carp a dainty worm and red,
Will Rouse him from the bottom of his flaggy bed,
Which when he takes and neatly hung,
Your skill requires, your tackle strong,
For out he shoots like Arrow from a bow,
As far as Line and Rod permits him go:
Yet turn him if you can, within the bent of Rod to roam,
And then a Landing Net will safely bring him home.
Sussex I leave thee, and to Kent repair,
Where Ponds are large and waters ever clear,
Full flowing streams, and Carps in plenty be,
The hopeful issue to Posterity;
* Three Sister Ponds of which I whilome told,
Grac'd by most curious walks on dainty mould
Prepetual Springs which sweetly bubling rise,
Like Niobes distilling pearly eyes;
† Then the square Pond or Fountain rather,
A Mermaid always sprouting out the water,
Where as it falls the Fishes seem to play,
Till time or fate conveys the stream away.
* Boreplace a seat of my beloved Friend,
Whose Ponds have streams on which a Mill attend,
Least overflowing streams the Corn offend,
A Fountain too there is well stor'd with fish,
And ready always for a friendly dish,
If that grow empty then he can Recruit,
By fetching from his Houses top sweet fruit;
I mean large Carps that in a Pond there be,
The product of his Ingenuity.
† Combanck another Pond well stor'd,
And twenty more the County can afford,
But I'm a stranger to those fish and them,
So leave them to a more propitious Pen,
Yet if I Listed, I could Hundreds show,
Of Ponds have Carps, but muddy grow:
Where I good store have often tane,
A sweet requital for my time and pain.
Observe their season, nick the time aright,
And baits that most they love to bite.
Free from their spawning then they sickly be,
And slight all baits, for nothing will agree,
Where Law and Nature hates by simpathy.
Muse sing the Fishes Aesculapius, and he
Thy next of Themes a Soveraign King most free,
Beloved of all without an enemy;
None Challenge his Perogative,
Nor none he seeks for to enslave,
But with a kind dispensing power,
Diffuses virtue every hour.
Hail great Physitian of the watry Element.
Had Nature more propitious been,
And given thee liberty to vent,
Thy virtue unto Fishes in the Rivers be,
Then thy eternal golden fin,
Might Challenge the sole Soveranity,
O'er watery Kingdoms and Immortal be,
Like those Diviner Fishes which in Heaven are,
Choice Constellations of the Beatitude most fair:
The mighty Salmon and voratious Pike,
Declining grown to thee they seek,
And Languishingly implore,
That thy Diviner help, decayed Nature would restore.
For well they know an Influence,
Flows from thy vertue, their defence
Is justly due unto thy care,
When lingering Age, or Sickness brings them to dispair:
But how can Mortals tell, or which way can descry,
Those Soveraign Balsams in what Cells they lie.
For to refund,
And by a God-like power,
Mans vain Immaginations so confound,
Past all his search for to discover;
Anatomists there are who undertake,
To search out Nature and all causes make,
From occult qualities and well they may,
Like Owls be blind in an uncertain way,
Should they dissect thee in great Neptun's publick Hall,
And read a Lecture to the Fishes all.
As on a Malefactor,
Ten Thousand Crabed Names they'd soon dispose,
Yet never can thy Cabbinet disclose,
With Glory to succeeding Ages after,
Where thy most precious Essence is prepared,
Nor in what certain Repository stored:
But there it is where Nature first ordain'd,
And there it will remain,
Physician-like all Patients to attend,
Till cured, then reap Immortal fame,
Who eager then would be for to destroy thy breed,
Injustice sure, yet justly may succeed,
When Numerous swarms encrease and multiply,
That there's no Room for the Ignoble fry,
But with expanded fyn's they sullen dye.
Which to prevent,
Heaven Angling sent,
That by Ingenious strife,
Decoying some, we give the rest a longer life,
'Tis pity for to part the Carp and he,
Since muddy Ponds with both do well agree;
One bait doth both delight,
A worm that's red and bright,
Excells a Thousand trifling things,
That bungling Anglers to small purpose brings,
To scare the Fish away:
Both yield sweet pleasure, both delight,
Tho both contrary ways do bite,
And also play,
Carp's eager gape and draw the flote downright,
Then when he's hung he runs with all his might,
Nor water beats he with his tail,
Till life and strength together fail;
The Tench he only gently sucks the worm,
And several ways the floting flote will turn,
Until the hook within his Jaws doth lie,
Angler forbear, for that once done to th' reeds he'll ply,
Thinking his prey for to secure and speedy dye,
One gentle touch he'll beat the water with his tail,
Imploring help, no help can then prevail,
Unless your strand or line give way,
And so by eager haste become the Fishes prey.
* Thus lately by a pleasant Pond I Angling stood,
With Carp and Tench indifferently stor'd,
My hour was late and little time to stay,
Yet took four brace then homeward made my way.
Muse now raise thy fancy once again,
And sing the Eele and where he doth remain,
That yields no pleasure all the Winter long,
But keeps in muddy holds most sure and strong,
Till Sol's bright rays the waters gently heat,
For then he looks abroad and leaves his safe retreat.
Contrary to all Creatures else in stormy weather,
He leaves his hold and flys the Lord knows whether;
† For I have seen a Pond without a Flag or Reed,
Or any Bush for shelter, where no Fishes breed.
To Man's Imagination, on a Common large,
When Jove his thunder first began discharge,
With flash'y lightning, mighty Peals did rend,
The welkin so,
That Travellers refused to go,
Unto their Journeys end:
By what preposterous Action or what cause,
A sudden trembling to the Earth withdraws,
And Eeles in mighty number the surface soon
Incumber in that horrid Afternoon;
Angler now tell me if you had been there,
What bait you'd use while Fishes lay so fair,
All in your eye upon the Waters top,
Not daring to descend,
Having no shelter nor no Friend,
Their tottering Kingdom to defend,
From the encroaching fop.
Yet now I'll tell how they were ta'ne without a bait,
Clowns they Conspire, Conspiring fetch a Rake,
And with that Rustick Tool some hundreds take:
Some large and over-grown,
That long had liv'd yet dy'd too soon,
In such preposterous way,
I never knew before, and Heaven grant I never may.
I won't relate the several ways they're ta'ne,
By bobbing or by Pots, that's vain,
But to my Theme of Angling keep,
In Rivers or in Ponds that's deep,
Nor shall the sundry ways disturb my sleep.
Tho by the River many a Night have I
Spent in Contemplating Heaven, and the Starry Cannopy,
And with the patience of an Am'rous Maid,
For my expected Joy I silent stay'd,
Down at the bottom there he constant lies,
'Mong Mud and Flags and Roots of rotten Trees:
Or at the sluces where the waters fall,
Which stop't, o'er flow the Bancks and Meads, and all
The Neighbouring grounds below,
If there he's mist then to the Bridges go.
And near the posts that prop them up,
His usual time is late at Night to sup,
On what the stream into his way conveys,
For Fishes dead become his constant preys;
The darkest Nights, if those you chuse,
And such kind Angler, ne'er refuse,
With Line that's strong, and strong your Rod,
You'll hardly miss his dark abode,
For Night's his everlasting time,
From ten to twelve the only prime.
Try first your worm if that wont do,
A Pickle Herring soon will bring him too,
Or little Fish, in them he'll much delight,
And swallow all and hardly ever bite
Amiss when hung, ne'er stand to give him play,
For much he'll strive your Line for to convey,
Among such stubs or roots in Rivers be,
Then Angler you are lost by your simplicity,
Which to prevent and so prevail,
Rear up his head and Pendant be his Tail,
Else he like Boys within a hoop,
In Thousand Gambol's will directly shoot,
Spite of your Teeth he'll brake your strand or line,
And rend his throat in pieces at that time.
So slipery he'll glide between your hands and be,
Like Gigas ring, Invisible and free;
But rowl him on the sand his strength is gone,
And justly then you call him may your own.
More ways I yet could show,
How Eeles are taken which full well I know,
But I'll forbear, and only now relate,
How they are taken without a line or bait;
No Eele-Pots, nor no Nets, but Shovel and an Awl
Creating Pleasure, if Pleasures be at all.
Angler forbear to smile
At what I now relate,
Have Patience yet a while
And I'll declare it streight.
At Orpington some bubbling spouts there rise,
No biger then the Pearls fall from our eyes,
(When some dear Friend is lately dead and gone,
At whose lamented obsequses we mourn)
While Multiplying more; in little way
They make a stream, that glides into the Sea.
So shallow every stone is plainly told,
Pactolus with her Glitring streams of Gold,
Can't shew such treasure, and what's more,
Ther's Trouts, and Eeles a mighty store.
But to the purpose, how these Eeles are ta'ne,
Requires some time as well as pain.
Thro' St. Mary Clay, the stream gently glides,
And runs by Foots-Cray and to North-Cray besides;
* Where the sport begins,
When Heaven's so dark that nothing shines,
But its black Cannopy extending fair,
Throws an Eternal Sable thro' the Air:
Then from their watery Burroughs Eeles resort,
And leave the safety of the Liquid Court.
Like Lovers, in the dark they are most kind,
And sweetly meet, new blisses by Injoying find.
A Rustick with a Flambeau in his hand,
Goes like a Page of Honour thro' the Strand,
When Madam she's retiring from the Play to Court,
Cloy'd with vain repetitions and an Idle sport.
Vain is that pleasure yields us no delight,
But dulls our over clouded Appetite.
Resume thy theme, the Flambeau glistering bright,
The wandering Eeles are dazel'd at the light,
And, like to Boys admiring, grow
Bold at a Lord Mayors Pageant show:
They nearer draw, and still the glittering fire;
As he walks up and down, applaud, admire,
He warily knows how to pick and chuse,
And neatly can his skillful shovel use;
For when the larger sort comes in his way,
Down goes the shovel, and he's forc'd to stay
Till with the Awl they him to Land convey.
Now see sweet Maro, of the Pearch I sing,
And Dedicate to thee, who art the Muses King,
My solemn Theme;
Assist me then,
Recorder of the Acts of Gods and Men.
Lest that my trembling Pen in vain essay,
Ignis Fatuus-like, lost in uncertain way.
Had I thy Genius, then my quill should raise,
Immortal Glory to thy Name with praise.
While thou, blest Hero, to the Gods conjoyn'd,
And, by eternal Love, to Man Combin'd,
shews us the Paths of virtue how to tread,
And Magnify the Glory of the Dead.
For thou alone
Hast further gone,
In thine Immortal lays,
Then all the scribling Poets in our last declining days,
Choice is my Theme,
The Vice Roy of the stream,
That now I mean declare,
And his abiding place,
No Lofty Turrets do his Palace grace,
Yet he delights in Silver streams most fair.
A gentle current and a sandy ground,
With curious Pebles that abound,
Are his Eternal way.
For o'er the stream he ranges still,
And, Glutton-like, his stomach seeks to fill;
Then to a bush convey
His Porcupine and bristly back,
That with an Eager fierce attack,
Whole sholes are forced to give him way.
Sometimes in holes most deep,
Like winking Cat, he'll seem asleep,
Till some bold Minnow, or the smaller fry,
Insult about him, then he'll quickly ply
Against a Million all he will withstand,
Till some poor Captive stays his furious hand,
Remorseless, he ne'er fears, nor prays,
But all he conquers, he as sudden slays;
His Passion's hot, and seldom cool,
Till taken with a Gin by some laborious fool:
Yet, like a Turk, in all extreams looks high,
Shakes his sharp Javelin, Blasphemes his God and dyes.
* In
Suffolk there I know a stream,
Where it begins I Ignorant am,
But stor'd it is with spacious fry,
Of different sorts; what there I've ta'ne,
Of those I'll sing, and let the rest remain
Till some more Curious, with more skill then I,
Their mighty numbers fairly can descry,
And from what Fountain first,
The fruitful waters burst,
That daily pay a tribute to the Sea,
Are Theams too high, and so unknown to me.
But there kind Fortune once to me was kind,
That, for one year, I nothing had to mind,
But pleasure by that River side,
Where still, with all my Heart, I willingly could abide:
Such store it yields as I before ne'er knew,
And daily did my Lov'd delights renew.
For Angling from a Child I still do prise,
The best of pleasures, for the grave and wise.
Oh! Who can tell the store of Pikes are there?
Twelve, Sixteen Pound of Fish, repays the Anglers care,
If but one hour or two he well can spare;
And all the bait he needeth for't,
Is but a Gudgeon, of the largest sort,
Or else a Roach, fixt to the Trouling Line,
With observation of his feeding time.
I have admir'd to see, tho hooks were double.
The Trouler please himself with needless Trouble,
A mighty Pole, Line like a Cable Rope
For strength, yet loose his prize and hope;
They were no Artists, little skill they had,
Saving to Curse and Swear, like Bedlams, mad
When a stout Pike from their rude hands made way,
And joyful glides along the stream to play;
The Proverb is forgot, no Anglers ought to swear,
The least of Oaths the Fishes soon will scare,
And Imprecations too make them the bait forbear,
But I forget my Theam, my Angling for the Pearch,
And slight the Gudgeon, Chub, the Bream and Roach:
Supplys the stream with new recruits each hour;
For there's such plenty, Heavens Eternal Power,
For every Evening all the Summer long,
I don't remember I went empty home,
And still spent but few hours at a time,
From Three, till Six, I found the only prime,
For in that Summer, a Thousand Pearch, and more;
I had destroy'd, and might as many more;
All with a Hook and Line,
I us'd no Poaching way,
Nor any thing that was unjust the Fishes to decoy;
Besides good store of Roach, and some of Bream,
And other Fish inhabit in the stream,
But still the Pearch was best,
And always him I sought most to molest.
When Rustick People they have any time,
To Fishing streight they go,
And hardly either Sup or Dine,
Without a brace or two.
But to observe these Rusticks Tools,
The World might well pronounce them Fools,
Nay Fools in Grain, but still such luck most have,
As Fortune sends to those are Mad or Brave.
For with a Hook ty'd to a Pack-thread Line,
They'll take you, some times, twenty at a time;
Their Rod, a Goad, or some such foolish thing,
A sit Companion for their home spun string,
Their bait, a worm that's large, in sunder Torn,
For little things these kind wise Acres Scorn,
They'd never Angle in the middle of the stream,
But near the Banck, 'mong bushes most extream,
And if the bushes hung them in their play,
Their Line was strong to bring them still away,
I oft have been Amaz'd to see
The very Boys grow wise,
At their Old Fathers great simplicity.
One evening, Sol declining grown,
My Tools packt up, and I returning home,
I chanc'd in shallow water spy
A Lusty well grown Jack to lye,
So steady that you'd think
Him Dead to flote so near the brink;
I view'd him long, and wondred much to see
He'd make no motion, at my shade, nor me;
And, by ill Fortune, at that time
I had no Troul nor Trouling Line;
He lay too far for me to snare,
And I had none but Lines were made of hair,
Yet was resolv'd to have some sport,
With that stout Tyrant of the Liquid Court;
A Roach alive I fixt, to bear
Upon a Line, and drew it near,
His mighty and expanded Jaws,
Like Hells wide mouth, immediately disclose
Whole rows of Teeth, as Cadmus earth born Sons
Each other view,
Then furious slew,
As from the ground they sprung by turns.
Lord how I wondred, when the Roach went in
That yawning Gulph, and could no further swim:
That dark Abbiss
His last recess
Was the Eternal end of him.
Fain would I more have seen and known,
For observation seldom comes too soon;
But he, Tyrant-like, shew'd me the Tyrants play,
Turn'd his large head, and with the stream slid quite a way.
Angler don't think I Equivocate or lie,
The truth I hear declare and the whole mistery,
For with a Worm, or else a Minnow small,
Those Fifteen Hundred Pearch I took them all.
Cloy'd with my pleasure, still my cares renew,
And Angling, all my Joys, I daily still pursue
Till Winter came, and Boreu's stubborn wind,
With flakes of Snow and Ice, the earth and water joyn'd,
Like Twins, that from one womb tho both proceed,
Have different virtues at their different need.
For when the River's froze as hard as stone,
And all the Fishes, there Imprison'd, mourn;
Another game I us'd to find,
Where Duck and Mallard multiply'd their kind
And since my sport of Angling was debar'd,
Something I'd have, or else I thought it hard;
One Element just turn'd to stone,
If that the other could afford me none:
Three tedious Months of Winter weather,
All sorts of Wild Fowl Heaven sent me thither,
I ne'er Examined whence they came, nor going whether;
For if in sixty yards, or little more,
Whether in the Air, or on the shore,
I little car'd, all one it was to me,
If with advantage then I could deliver free.
Some scores of Wild Fowl there I fairly shot,
Some for the Spit, and some were for the Pot;
Of some I presents made unto my Friends,
No Nigards mind, nor Misers wish on me Attends.
Angler had you been there you'd far'd as well as I,
For Heavens bounty, Heaven be prais'd Eternally.
Now the Eager and voracious Chub rehearse,
That mounts the water, sees the universe,
Then to the bottom nimbly scuds,
And hides his daring head beneath the flouds,
Till some new object makes him rise,
A Hopper or some larger fly's,
Then nimbly down he'll dive, and with his prey,
Obscure himself from Sol's most Glorious ray,
Under a shady Oak,
His motions common look,
For there he'll rise and fall,
As often as convenient Beauties call;
If shadows do approach him, then he's shy,
And shuns the Alterations of the sky,
But when Serene and Calm, in Rivers large,
He joyfully exerts his force, and charge
Battalions of the Buzzing Excrements,
On whom his spiteful Choler daily vents
A fresh revenge;
Till with a cunning hand, and baited hook,
His pride strikes Sail, as being soon mistook,
So greedy Wolves who after Midnight range,
Fall in a Pit-fall and their lives exchange.
Vain Pride by accidental chances come
Unto a Period, and the everlasting Sun
Climb's higher still, till Climbing throws him down,
And in a Sable Vails the Immortal Crown
Of Light,
But to my Theme,
The Chubs are then
Eternal Gormandizers;
A Gentle or a Worm, sometimes he'll take,
And seldom e'er refuse the bait,
Of verdant singing Hoppers,
And other things; but from his sight stand clear,
For sure he sees, and Fishes well can hear,
For sight, or noise,
Are no decoys,
In Chrystial streams,
The very stirring of a bush,
Makes all your Art not worth a rush,
And so deludes your pains:
Which to prevent, act by judicious care,
Observe the wind, and how you best may bear
The floating fly,
In places nigh
His haunts, for shady shelters his delight,
And near the ground sometimes he'll freely bite,
A Cadice then, or Worm that's red,
Like the voluptious, brings him to a dying bed:
Excess is hurtful none admire,
Those Damps extinguish natural fire
Who covet all, but little can Injoy,
And much, to some's, esteem'd the meanest toy.
Alexander conquered all, yet sighing weep't.
Saladines victories ended in a shirt.
Angler, strong Tackling have, for he is strong,
If only for the Chub your Madam's long,
Be careful, never trust the single hair,
For that's deceitful, and frustrates your care.
* I Angling lately, for the smaller fry,
Two hairs my hook did only tie,
And those two hairs, two score had ta'n,
Till one stout Chub deludes my pain;
I Angled not for him, yet him I did provoke,
He sudden rose and with a Cruel stroke,
The easy hair gave way,
While he Triumphs, as Conquerer that day;
It was so sudden, that I scarcely knew,
Whether he rose or from the Clouds he flew,
Like Perseus on his winged Mare,
To bring relief, or Combat in the Air,
That Monster of the great Eternal Seas,
Who Andromeda ready was to seize.
But once by chance in water clear,
The Brook was narrow, and I near,
Close by the Banck a Chub I ey'd,
And wonder how I came so near unspy'd,
His Argus eyes, or that he sleeping lay,
To let me silent in his way convey
My bait, which quickly there he spies,
And like a Treasure, all his own he crys,
Voracious Natures seldom ever can,
Revoke the principles at first began
Instilling Craft, but yet the crafty falls
Like Coblers using Swords instead of Awls.
For by a Touch I hook'd him, then
Blaspheming dyes, like to dispairing Men.
Now comes the Roach, against the stream he'll swim,
And beat the waters with his ruby fin,
Him you may know, if River's ne'er so deep,
For, when he bites, the flote will downwards creep,
Perpendicular to the deep Abyss,
If well he's hung, you'll hardly ever miss;
If Large, a little play requires your skill,
And always keep his head above the water still,
Till strength is spent, then bring him to th [...] shore
And always Angle midle deep or more,
For he's not nice, a Gentle, Cadice or a Worm,
Or, on the top, a fly will serve his turn,
Ant flys are best, for these he'll eager chace,
Besides they be a Soveraign bait for Dace;
Our stream affords us none, but I know where
They do abound, and have been Angling there,
* At
Satbleford, not far from Holy
Dee, A stream abounds, and that most Infinitely,
Dace are choice, few other Fish are there,
Except some Trouts, but they're not large nor fair,
Not like unto our Kentish Trouts, these I express
Are only good and far unto excess.
† In
Dalamore's, a silent Meer,
Good store of Bream increases there;
Broad sides and little mouths, do ill agree,
Tho he's in biting commonly free.
Oh! Should you see a large one, how he'll play,
And with his Tail, beat all the waves away,
Scorning so small a hook, and little line,
Should Antidate him in his flowing prime.
Angler, if you go there, have Tackling strong,
No Hook, nor Line, you must rely upon.
When near the shore, but with a Net him lift,
Else his large sides will put him soon a drift.
Muse sing yet and tell the Roach,
What other bait he will approach,
And let the Bream and Dace alone,
Since our sweet stream affords us none.
Among the Flags, if any little place is clear,
Or gloomy shades, I common find them there;
Sometimes they're shy,
Scarce one will die,
No Worm nor Gentle can them please,
No Paste or Cadice then agrees;
Yet they'll come near, and smell,
Then turn their Tails, and bid them all farewell.
What shall I do, no sport I'm like to have,
But drudge all day, yet Fortune helps the brave.
Soon from the River then withdraw,
Unto some Farm, and turn the rotten straw.
For VVorms, a Ruby head and body white,
Are certain signs the Roach at them will bite,
Get but a few, you need no more to fear,
But you'll have sport if any Roach are there,
I seldom find them at this bait precise;
And some I've ta'en with other Fishes eyes.
One time my baits were spent,
I thoughtfull was for more,
When Fortune favour'd my Intent,
And soon supply'd my store;
A sudden fancy in my Nodle came,
Which I resolved then to try,
Do you but make experience of the same,
You may succeed as well as I,
The Glaring Oculus, great Loves misterious bait,
That leads the World in errour, Topsy turns a state,
Which Monarch's more adore, and brighter shines,
Then all the Glittering stones adorn their Diadems:
This was my fancy, and I well may say,
Eyes were my Guide the Fishes to betray,
For some I took, Jove pardon my Intent,
To make the blind decoy the Innocent;
Wonder no more, 'tis certain true and just,
Necessity begot Invention first.
Muse keep thy Theme, and sing what other Fish
Compleats an Angler to his Roving wish;
And tell those sorts that in our streams there be,
For to repay our cost and pains with usury.
In weather hot, whole sholes are found,
That leave the bottom, and the top surround,
Of silver Bleaks, whose verdant backs
Like Emeralds shine, or finer knacks;
Bleaks of a larger size then those the Thames,
Can boast in all her Royal streams:
Quite different in taste, the shape is one,
Luxurious far beyond the Gudgeon,
That River Smelts, do with these Bleaks oppose,
Let sense direct you which of them to chose.
A little hook, one single hair and fly,
Are best on top, where Bleaks all open lie,
Drive with the stream,
And shaded be from them.
Else soon they'll scud and hide themselves away,
And tedious make the pleasures of the day.
Which to prevent, obsconded be, and then
You ne'er can fail to take enough of them.
The prey is small,
But that's not all
An Angler should respect;
His ways sublime
Exceeding time,
Much further can direct.
Bleaks greedy are,
And to the flys declare
A hatred ends in mortal strife,
Which Belzebub their God resents,
And thus exclaiming, soon his passion vents
Unto his Hell beloved Wife.
'My Kingdom will depopulated be,
'My subjects sent abroad, return no more to me,
'Some newer state I thought might them oppose,
'Which they resisting came to handy blows,
'Fortune of Wars on Souldier often fall,
'And Honour'd Criples are commanders all;
'But in my Regiments there's none I see,
'That wants a Leg or Arm, but all are free,
'Free in their Limbs in Action stout,
'But few return when they march out,
'Some Ambush sure wherein they fall and die;
'For Cannibals ne'er breakfast on a fly.
Thus he—
But when Intelligence was brought,
Of numerous squadrons lately gone from Court,
And none return'd, except some foraign shore
Gave harbour, they're exil'd for ever more,
Wonder of Wonders, where the Buzzing Tribe
Should still abscond prepetually, and hide
Their Airy Wings, or should Boreus he
Imploy them on Plantations to a mistery,
None knows, but streight a Counsel urgent call,
And give rewards to those declare it shall,
And pardon too if they accomplice are,
Against the winged Buzzers of the Air.
This an old Hornet heard, who in a hollow tree
Rested secure, and so preserv'd his Liberty,
Just on the Rivers banck, for their he cou'd descry
Who 'twas prevail'd, and who destroy'd the rambling fly.
Profound obeysance to the winged God once made,
And Prostrate at his foot-stool, sighing said;
'Dread Liege, no hopes of Honours, no reward I crave,
'By Duty bound, as your most humble slave,
'I here with sorrow can this loss declare,
'That makes your vast dominions now so bare;
'Last Night the off-spring of my Aged years,
'Would bath in streams, expelling future cares,
'And in the Liquid Element, would play,
'To ease the burden of the Insuing day:
'Dubious what chance my Heirs might soon betide,
'Upon a bough I pearch't, and there espy'd,
'How in the waters, like Icarus in the Air,
'They had forgot the Precept of a Parent dear,
'They stretch their Wings, and spoon afore the wind,
'My Eldest first, and so the rest behind,
'Try all the pleasures of the Silver stream,
'With Sails Expanded, danger far from them
'In all appearance, while they joyful play,
'And silent hours decoy the time away.
'Puft with conceit, they'd see the Nymphs below,
'And how the Gods keep't Court in Caves, and so
'Down to the bottom nimbly dive, and then
'Rise and disport themselves with Joys again:
'While in my tender Breast paternal fears arose,
'That sudden Joys have direful ends, which to oppose
'I loudly call, and bid bold Hornet stay,
'While he forgetful, with the stream kept way,
'And quickly sports his precious life away.
'Two streams there be, from several parts that come,
'Then with united forces joyn in one;
'Under a broad and spreading Tree,
'Tree alas, and here begins my misery,
'For like some Pirate in a hollow clif,
'That waits the careless Merchant when a drift,
'And with full Sails makes to the longed shore,
'There to unlade, or else to freight him more;
'Steps boldly forth, and with a fierce surprise
'Makes the full Vessel then his lawless prize.
'So unobserved, by the shady tree
'Some Ch [...]bs expecting lay, a prize to see,
'While my bold Boys, not dreading danger nigh,
'Fall in a Gulph, and there expiring die.
When this he'd said, his Aged hair he tore,
Excessive sorrow stopt his speach for more.
While Belzebub, new comforts to infuse,
Strives to expel his grief, and clearly shews
His thoughts are free, and solemn doth profess
The watry Element destroys his happiness.
When to remoter climes, the aspiring flys
In Numbers swarm, and there surprised dies,
Which to prevent, the Counsel all agree,
To supplicate great Neptun's Majesty,
And by address the Sea-green-God implore,
To issue orders to his subjects, o'er
The Liquid Element, no more for to surprise,
When travelling, spontanious buzzing flys.
This then resolv'd, the Court a Courier sent,
With Lady Birds, the Queen of Hells present,
That Neptune may, if so his God-head please,
Starve all his Fish, and please himself with these.
Such presents from the God of flys was rare,
Each fauning Courtier sought one for his share.
When one bold Bleak, more sturdy then the rest,
Demanding Audience, thus himself exprest.
'Hail mighty Neptune, by thy trident I
'Dare swear, tho Jove himself were by,
'That these fine Lady Birds, enchanting eyes,
'The bane of subjects are but meer decoys,
'And to that purpose sent, while we,
'For gaudy outsides, are condemn'd to be
'Eternal poor, and slaves to misery;
'Our Charters broke, and for a Female smile,
'Expell'd the Limits of our Bounteous Isle;
'This Law, 'gainst reason, Mighty King revoke,
'And add no more oppressions to our Yoke
'Whick heavy is already, so that we
'Expire at once debar'd of Liberty.
'Beside, Intruding buzzers, that invade
'Your Liquid Kingdom, makes us still afraid
'They are but spies, and seek to undermine,
'Like Faux, your whole Perogative and Line.
This said, an universial shout attends
The joynt applause of faithful loving friends,
While Lady Birds, and Courier home were sent,
And Fishes still Injoy their own content.
Angler if you besides the fly,
Would other ways or notions try,
Then use a Gentle, when they do abscond
About six foot or more from Land;
Or near the middle, nigh the shore is none
The Sun they Love, and Angle most 'bout noon.
For I've observ'd, when that begins decline,
Your Angling then is only loss of time.
Besides the Gentle and the Fly,
The Roaches bait I'd wish you try,
And let experience tell you then,
Vain Glory ne'er becomes a Fisher-man.
How often on a lofty bridge l've stood,
Whose Arches stop't the raging floud.
When Sun was hot, the water most serene,
And all the fry therein most plainly seen,
While I, absconded by that Lofty hight,
Exceeding pleasure reap't, and pure delight:
For while my Flys, drove gently with the stream,
The mounting Bleaks would still admire at them,
Then with a sudden spring, new Joys to try,
They fall a victime, and lamenting die.
Sing next the trouble of the Angling Rod,
The little Menow, and his blind abode,
That enemy to Angling, when he bites
Destroys our baits, and robs our cheif delights,
How to avoid him well we can not tell,
In every place in ev'ry hole he'll dwell.
Confounded Caitif, who can him avoid
If near the ground, except a Load
Of worms adorn your hook, yet then
He'll nible and do all that e'er he can
To raise your Passion, yet you must not swear,
For frighting other Fishes that are near.
All baits he loves, and nothing will deny
His Appetite, except it be the Fly,
And that must on the water swim, if low,
'Tis certain gone as other baits I know.
So little currs a Mastiff will engage,
And, by eternal bauling, make him rage,
Who quiet was before, and that until
Great Madam Spot, thought 'twas exceeding well
Her dainty dandlelap, such courage had,
To dare a Mastiff till he's mad.
These Menows dare, and often daring die,
Ignoble Sots deserve no obsequie,
Nor Pity, when most willfully they fall,
Ambitiously aspiring unto all.
For I have known when Menows had,
By often sucking, made them glad,
And left the hook near bare,
Without all further care;
By one small jerk the hook has been
Fixt in their Bellies, or their fin,
Too late then they, like Drunken Fools, design
A quick reform from the entoxicating Vine.
While the silent wound,
To the heart has found
A new Invented way,
Transporting Joys,
The only Toys,
Of Lifes uncertain stay.
Angler, bestow some pains, direct my Pen
How to avoid these Plagues which then
Requires our cheifest skill and all our care,
To make our Recreation supream fair.
I'm at a loss,
And do profess,
The more I think, the further off am I,
How to avoid the Inconvenience of these fry;
Unless I should confine my self to holes are deep,
Or where the boist'rous stream doth sweep
The ground with raging force, for there
They seldom be, and leave our Angling fair;
But I to no such task can be confin'd
While always plodding by the stream, I mind
Their several Meanders, and the ways
To use my various baits, in various Plays.
Sometimes I'm tir'd, and leave my Angle for my Troul,
With that I strive some other Fishes to Cajole
Or make my Enemy to serve my turn,
When at a turning stream the Perches come,
And there Insulting lye for Menow or else Worm;
Either will serve if you observe the Rules,
No edged Weapons fits the hand of Fools,
But silent wait, and with expecting care,
A Menow soon decoys the best are there,
Himself is good for nought, but by Judicious strife,
Gives greater pleasure to the Patient Anglers Life.
Life free from cares, and those Tumultuous Toys
That sorrow brings, the bane of Mortal Joys;
Eternal enemy to rest and sweet repose;
The Angler may be studious thoughts oppose.
Refreshment from the Medows sweet,
The Silver streams afford him meat.
What greater Treasure to a friend who'd bring,
Then those which from our labour daily spring,
Labour in vain, the Ingenious do not prize,
Pleasure, that profit brings, becomes the wise.
FINIS.