VVestminster Projects.
IT is strange, that in a time of Reformation there should be so much wickednesse, and in high places too: that Westminster should after all its seeming sanctity, become such a Den of Devills, such a Cage of unclean Birds; but what remedy? what is past cure, must be past care also.
But yet it is requisite that they should be knowne; for Knaves unknowne passe for honest men, and there is not such a subtill deceiver in the world, as an Angell of light: a Devill in the shape of a Saint, (especially at Westminster) hath done more mischief, then all the honest men there can ever do good: I confesse it a wonder there is no more hurt done, considering honest men are so scarce there, and knaves so plentifull; for you can scarce peep into a Committee, but you shall find ten, if there be eleven in the number, two in a Committee is a miracle; nay, if you find one in the Committee of Derby, I'le give you leave to hang him, though my Lord Say himselfe be there: But now I talke of that Committee, I will tell you strange newes, they have done the Kingdome good service; and is not that a wonder in a Committee? And if you aske how, I must tell you they have discovered a Plot, and well they might, if you knew all, you would say so; for as sure as I live they made it, the Fox is the finder, and for fear others should discover it, they did it themselves, you know it is good to cry Whore first; but you may observe the knavery of the Baker: They tell us of a Plot against the Kingdome, Parliament and City, but by whom they know not, not one actor or [Page 2]contriver is discovered; and why thinke you? because the Earle of Northumberland, the Chaire-man of the Committee thinks it not convenient, for fear he should be troubled to purchase the life of another Waller to secure his head from the Block: But because you shall not be kept in ignorance, know their Proverb is verifified, there is seldome much smoke, but there is some fire; so you shall find, that there is not only a talk of a Plot, but such a plot indeed, as tends to the ruine and destruction of all honest men in the Kingdome: The particulars thus.
1 For the severall Counties of Essex, Surrey and Kent, the ground and growth of their late Petitions proceeded and had their births from a party in the Houses of Parliament, being Members of the Committee of Derby-house, with other of their creatures, the Earle of Warwick was the first promoter of Essex Petition, Sir Arthur Anstoe of Surrey, and Sir Simpleton Walsingham, with other of his Adherents were drawn into the present ingagement of Kent.
2. For London and the parts adjacent, there hath been a designe of listing many thousands, and putting them into Armes, which designe hath had its rise and birth from the treacherous braine of Algernon Percy, whose name and family never were found to be faithfull, either to God or their Countrey; and it may be boldly averred, that he was never other then a Traytor to the Kingdome since the late Warre, witnesse the plot for which Tompkins and Challenor were murthered, wherein the Earle of Northumberland was a chiefe Actor with Waller, and therefore though Waller was the greatest offender, as having ingaged others, yet he must be sold to the Earl of Northumberland for [Page 3]some thousands of pounds, and by him conveighed into France, not only to conceale his Knavery, but to be his Agent, to keep up his credit with the Queen, and give him intelligence what the Queene desires should be effected. This is the reason why you have no further discovery of this dangerous plot, whereas had the finders been free, you should have had them proclaimed the Authors names, imprisoned them, seized their estates, &c. and had a day of Thanksgiving, whereas now you see them rather desire a day of Humiliation for sorrow that they were so soon discovered.
Neither is this honoured Gentleman without other accomplices, for there is a Cabinet-Councell of them, to wit, Sir William Lewis, Sir Iohn Clotworthy, the Earle of Holland, the Countesse of Carlisle, Doctor Fraper a Scot, Sir Peter Killigrew, cum multis alus, all which receive constant intelligence from the Queen, and act accordingly, and by their designement are all these commotions and troubles which threaten the Kingdome; to that end is the Earle of Northumbealand Chaire-man of the Committee of Safety at Derbyhouse, to the end he may be inabled to retard proceedings, especially if they crosse the ends they aime at: But because you shall see that I speake more then probabilities, (although my neer relation to them would hinder) yet I will clearly discover unto you the very bottome of their design.
In order to which give me leave to informe you, that the quarrell betwixt the Factions in the Houses, is now not whether the King shall be brought in, but who shall bring him in, and who shall be the Princes of the People under him, when brought in. The Royall [Page 4]Presbyterian and Independent, (for there are such of both sorts, as Northumberland, Warwick, Say, Crumwell, Ireton, Vane, Senior, Vane Iunior, &c. they would bring in the King upon their accompt, and make such an agreement with him, as might not only secure them with safety, but advance them to honour also: The reall Presbyterian and reall Independent, they are willing to bring in the King, but they would first have the King secure unto them Religion, Law, and the Liberties of the Nation, but alack they are but a few, and their tale cannot be heard, for the cry of others is, Let us use the best means we can to satisfie the King, no matter what becomes of the Kingdome: And to this end have they underhand promoted and procured these tumults, so that thereby they might force the House to an adjournment, which is the chiefe thing they desire, and if procured, then all the power will reside in that Committee.
And because they will be sure to doe their worke, they have endeavoured to bring in seven Lords more, into them, namely, their whole House, which if effected, we shall be troubled no more with a House of Peers, or Parliament, but must be governed by a Committee of Estates, and by the power of the Army, (which by the assistants of their Grandee Janisaries, to wit Sultan Cromwell, Bashaw Ireton, &c. they doubt not but to quell all their opposers, and make such a peace with the King, as shall secure their power or set up another, which shall be but a Cypher, to bear the blame of their misgovernment, and please the people withall, who they say, would be quiet, if they had any thing like a King, though never so powerless or witless.
And now give me leave to pity those Gentlemen and [Page 5]others who so freely enter into an Ingagement upon such slender grounds, and never weigh the consequence of such endertakings. Did the Gentlemen of Essex, Surrey, and Kent, with other the Free-holders but conceive how these men hug themselves with the sweet apprehensions of their accomplishing their designs by their actings, yea, I say, did they but as I doe, heare and see with what contentment of spirit they receive the tidings of such their tumultuous approaches, and indeavours to terrifie and dissolve the Parliament, and with what undervaluing words they speak of them, as knowing themselves able when they please to crush them and bring them under the lash; and did they (I say) but wich me know, that all their delayes therein, is but to give time to the Parliament to chew upon their fears, (which they by their creatures indeavour to heighten) that so they might be necessitated to adjourne, and look for their own security, they would more suddenly have manifested their spleen, & by the power of the sword destroyed those that have thus ignorantly prosecuted what they themselves so cunningly designed.
Neither can I choose but pittie the Kings friends, when I consider into what a snare they have run themselves: I make no question but that they did cordially intend their assistance for the Kings restauration, but by these actings (as these Politicians have ordered it) they have contributed assistance to the Kings ruine: for they must know, that if the House adjourne, and these seeming stormes be once blown over, if the King will not grant what they desire, these actings (though by themselves designed and promoted) shall be charged upon the Kings accompt, and brought as arguments to justifie their future dealings with him.
Thus you see the wits of the time out-witted, and the proverb verified, All is not gold that glisters. Here you see a whole Kingdome abused, and in danger to be inslaved to advance the interest of foure and twenty K—. O that Englishmen would be wise, and at [Page 6]last, before it bee too late, by an happy union seek the establishment of iustice and freedome.
Can you ever expect happinesse from extremes? can you find certainty in uncertainties? or doe you ever look to get peace by warre, order by confusion? certainly no rationall man can be so besotted as to imagine, that certain rules of government could be a burden to him, seeing onely uncertainty hath occasioned all our trouble? Had the Kings power and the Parliaments Priviledges been limited and declared, the exercise of the Militia could never have caused such a bloudy dispute: And I do conceive it is not our work now to contest for preserving the now-established Lawes, since we have experimentally found many of them to be burthensome and destructive in themselves, none of them (by reason of abuse and corruption) a protection to us in our liberties or properties: but to labour for such an establishment for the future, as may be a certain and safe rule for Kings, Parliaments and People to walk by, since neither in reason ought to be absolved from obedience to all just Lawes; or left to govern, or be governed, by the dictates of lust, will or pleasure.