THE DEVIL TURNED CASUIST: OR THE Cheats of ROME, &c.
THE Papists having lately lost in this Parish some of their Party, who happily turn'd to the Protestant truth; and finding others so unsteady that they were jealous of loosing them also; began to think it necessary to use their utmost skill, to retain those they were doubtful of; and if possible (that they might be even with us) gain some Proselytes to their Communion. Hereupon they resolve upon a known Feat of Activity, and (instead of better friends) call the Devil to their assistance. To this end, one Tho. [Page 2]As [...] [...] of Wigan, a Weaver, was pretended to be possessed the occasion of which is as foolish as it is unchristian; for they s [...]r [...]ad abroad a rumour as if he was bewithed by a neighbouring old Man, that he had disobliged, and whom they would have the world believe to be a Wizard. And now they prepare themselves for the Game, and tho I cannot learn that this Ashton had either any of those Frantick Symptoms, or [...]eger-de-main Tricks that their Demoniacks are usually taught to play, yet having concluded of a Gambol to end Christmas with, to work they go: And January the 17th 1695/6. being Saint Anthonies Day, was fixt upon for the day of the Exorcism. Accordingly Four Priests, Mr. Brooks, the Operator in Chief, Mr. Shimar, Mr. Kennel, and another whose name I cannot yet learn, met at the House of Thomas Pennington in Orrel, in the Parish of Wigan, and County of Lancas [...], where a great Concourse of People, Protestants as well as Papists were gathered together to see this mighty Feat.
At Nine of the Clock in the Morning the Scene was to be opened, which begun with a Speech made by Mr. Brooks the Holderforth, wherein he told the people, that he had offered up his Prayers to God that morning with relation to the work he was now going to undertake, This is nothing but a Sanctifud and holy Cheat.that he hoped Christ had heard his prayers, and he did not doubt but to be Master of the Devil by two of the Clock in the Afternoon.
He admonished the people also to have Faith and believe that he was able to do that Great Work, Thus would he preingage the peoples saith, and get then, to mortgage it unto his so [...].for if they did not believe, it would be very hard indeed for him to do it, nevertheless he was able to do it notwithstanding their Infidelity.
Then the Demoniack was brought before the Altar (which was new van [...] for this same purpose, for they had bought a new Altarpiece of White-Sattin, and trim'd it up with two Fringes, the one deeper than the other, to grace their Show) and the Priest turn'd his Stole twice or thrice about the Demoniacks neck, upon which the Demoniack asked if he meant to hang him, but I cannot learn the Priests answer. The operation now immediately began, and the [Page 3]people were commanded to kneel, and pray to Saint Anthony, and the Mother of God. I before have told you it was St. Anthonies day which int [...]rested him in the sport.And the Priests were ever and anon at it, Mother of God help us, pray for us! Good St. Anthony pray for us. Here the young Priest, who knew not the name of the man Possessed, any more than I know his, steps to one of the Company (who chanced to be a Protestant) and ask'd what the Demoniacks Christian name was, who told him it was Thomas, upon which he falls tooth and nail to work, Good St. Thomas pray for us! Good St. Thomas pray for us, &c. expecting St. Thomas would be civil to his namesake.
Thus they continued, till they brought the Devil to his Tongue, Here you must once for all be advised, that when the Demoniack spoke, he made use of his own Lips and Tongue so that he was no Pythonist: nor had they skill, or not time, to teach him the knack of speaking out of his Belly. and then it was demanded.
For what cavse he did enter and afflict that soul of Christ? Was it for Envy? The Devil was loath to speak, having learnt from a Boy witty on his Horn book, that if he said A, they would make him say B, and so on to the end of the Chapter: But the Priest Ad jured him to declare, and at length he mumbled out, No. Was it for Pride? and so on through the Seaven Deadly Sins: The Devil was Gruff, but with much threatning they still made him speak, and his answer continued to be No. The Priest run over a Bead-Roll of Vices, and the Devil still was in the Negative. At length the Priest ask'd him, was it for Despair? Here he begun to be Restive and would not have replied, but by the the vertue of Holy-water, and hard Words, he was obliged to confess that it was for Despair. It seems as if the Devil and the Priest had one and the same interest, and that makes them to be thus concerned for each other. Despair saith the [...]riest? Of what didst thou Despair? Why, s [...]th the Devil, I did despair, because I thought the Priests were falling, and going down, and if they fall (adds he) I shall fall also. Hereupon he was declared to he a Despairing Devil.
Then the Priest wanted to know, what the Devils name was (and though he betraies his skill in that Question, for a Great Man of their own Church doth diswade from it, by assuring him, that neither Angels [...] Devils have any Proper names,Sciendum est Angelos & Doemones non habere propria nomina, quibus tanquam vocabulis inter se distinguantur, cùm sint incorporei. — Sed nomen Angeli, Proprietas quaedam ejus est, qua ab aliis distinguitur — Cum doemones interrogati ab Exorcista de nomine, respondent nomina quaedam Barbara, incognita, nihil significantia; per hoc hominibus illudunt, qui potestatis suae limites egre diuntur, quaerentes quod non oportet. Estius An. Aur. in Evang. Sec. Mar. c. 5.but are distinguished from one another by their Qualities. And that therefore Devils, when they are examined by Exorcists as to their name, and give in some insignificant, or uncouth name, do only impose upon men that have transgressed the bounds of their Authority, and inquire into things that they ought not. Yet his name he would know, and after some seeming aversion, he was pleased to tell him that his name was Loll. Now the Reader is here to know, that for all this formality, the Devils name was no Secret: For a neighbouring Justice of the Peace, doth assure me, that he was told six Weeks or two Months before the Farce was acted, that a Devil was to be cast out in our Parish, and that his name was to be Loll: by which you may understand they had time enough to provide Gossips for him: but the whim of the name made him then give no credit to the information.
When they had f [...]und which of the Devils it was they had to deal with; no doubt but a friend! The Protestants are desired to attend, that they, I suppose, may be informed of the truth of some new coin'd Articles of Faith from him that was the Author of them. And because the Priest perceived some of them to be afraid at the Demoniacks roaring, foaming, slavering, &c. he bid them not to fear for the Devil should not hurt them; He had him at command, as they should see: he would command him to kiss his foot (it is a wonder, that in conformity to his Masters [Page 5]Greatness it was not his Toe) and he should obey.By this passage one would think the Devil had lost his Pride, and the Priest had found it.Accordingly he gave the word of command, and the Devil kist the shadow of his Shoe-tie; and was not this a very humble Devil.
Then they proceeded to examine him as to his Creed; as if they meant to know what Religion he was of; and you need not in the least doubt, but the Devil is a good Roman Catholick: for they ask'd him, if there were not a Purgatory? Speak Devil I command thee, saith the Priest, is there not a Purgatory? and the Devil inform'd him that there was. Very well! But is it not necessary to pray for souls that are in Purgatory, Now had this Spark of Divinity consulted his own reason, that would have told him, that it was not proper to expect the truth of God from the mouth of the Devil; or had he consulted his own School-men, he might have learn'd, that it was unlawful to adjure the Devil, in order to learn somethings from him, for Aquinas from Saint Chrysostom assures us, that we ought not to believe the Devil, though he deciare nothing but the truth. Salutiferum nobis dogma datur, ne credamus Doemonibus, quantumcunque denuntient veritatem. Aquin. 2da. 2dae. Qu. 90. Ar. 2.that they may be delivered thence? And the Devil and Priest agreed that it was. Thus understanding one another, and agreeing in the Fundamental Articles of Faith (for you read that the Devils believe. Jam. 2.19. though it is an uncomfortable faith of theirs, for it makes them tremble) he proceeded to other matters of Doctrine, and always had the satisfaction to find the Devil of his own opinion.
Amongst other Queries he demands to know, whether it was not necessary to pray to Saints and Angels? and adjured the Devil to tell the truth, and because he found him sometimes sturdy and a naughty Boy, he and his Partners would Box him about the Ears, sometimes all four at once (for the Devil being an haughty spirit cannot (as we are told) brook such affronts) and the Devil thus chastis'd, acknowledged that it was his curiosity then led him [Page 6]to inquire, Now it is so long, since the Devil was in that happy place, where Saints and Angles are, that a man may very reasonably suspect his information, especially considering his fate, which made him incapable to resolve the Question. I wonder how the Church of Rome will requite the Devil for his kind vouching these Superstitious Doctrines. whether Saints and Angels did not hear our Prayers? And the Devil remembring very well that he himself was once an Angel in Heaven, assured him that they did, though he staid not so long there, as to hear any.
They further inquired, if it was not lawful to worship Pictures and Images? And the Devil could discorn no hurt at all in a man's humbling himself before those pretty play things. They then would know, whether any Protestant, Presbyterian, &c. could forgive sins? and the Devil being a good Casuist, told them, they could not. It was then demanded, whether the Priests of the Church of Rome, could not forgive sins? And what cannot they do, that can turn a Wafer into Flesh and Blood! yes they could forgive sins. And is not this a good Chatitable Devil that directs people whither to go for the Remission of their sins; but at the same time he is a blockish Devil to betray such a secret as is enough to ruin his Kingdom.
But they proceed, and the Devil must tell them, whether the Priests of the Church of Rome have not power to east out Devils? And to his sad grief and pain he felt they had. Be it so, they make but ill improvement of this Talent, for the Devil, as you will find, was too hard for them, and maugre their Exorcisms, kept his Burrough. Then they desired to know, whether any Protestant or Presbyterian, &c. Minister could cast out Devils? And if by casting out Devils they mean such juggling knacks, as the Popish Exorcists are known to use, the Devil here bad fairest at the Truth, when he said they could not For the Clergy of the Church of England understand the nature of Christs Kingdom, and the operation of his Grace, which effectually doth cast Devils and all evil out of the hearts, and souls of men far better than to expose God and Religion to the Buffoonry of Atheists, by pretending to such Mountebank tricks, as are an infamous scandal to both. As for Dissenters, let them answer for themselves, for though their warm zeal betrays [Page 7]them too oft to a superstitious Credulity; yet I think they are generally too wise to be engaged in such Artifices. And though must confess I hear, that some of them do intend to bless the world, with the Narrative of a late Miracle of this nature, which they wrought; yet if the presence of a neighbouring Justice of Peace which as I hear struck their Affidavit-men dumb for that time, hath not convinced them of their Vanity: I wish them to consider what they are doing, and save some of us the labour of spending time and Paper in Animadversions on their Folly. But to return, this was a tedious way of proceeding by particulars, to compromize therefore all in one, he fairly ask'd, The Priests used to teach the people that they ought to believe as the Church believed; but now it seems they have changed their note, and would have them believe, as the Devil belives. whether Salvation was to be had in any Church, but only that of Rome? And the Devil very officiously told him, there was not. Right faith the Priest, I know that as well as thou; why then dist thou ask me saith the Devil. Only saith the Priest that I might make the to satisfie these people of this truth.
And having made such powerful discoveries as these are by the Ingenious Confession of a knowing Devil, Mr. Books desired, that William Winstanl's Maid might be sent for, which accordingly was done; She is a Protestant, but her Master is a Papist, and when she came, the Devil beat about him, froth'd and foam'd, and cryed out, Art thou come? Art thou come? And then the same question was put again, and met with the same answer; as it was as oft as any Protestant, or any that they suspected in danger of turning Protestants did appear. For when another person came in, whom not without reason they were jealous of, as being married to a good ingenious Man that is a Protestant, and one that hath baffled Mr. Brooks the Chief Engineer in an Argument about Purgatory, the Demoniack stares at her, and roars out, i'le have thee, And is not this fair warning to be given by a Devil. I'le have thee. If thou turn Protestant, as thy Husband would have thee, there is no hopes of Salvation.
The Children of Robert Topping an honest poor Neighbour, Ʋpon this he sent to desire us to give him the Communion according to the Church of England, and is since departed with our prayers in the same Faith. were also called to come near, and the same question was again ask'd; and the Priest declaim'd upon it, and told them that their Father was sickly and weak, and charg'd them that they should tell him in what danger he was, if he continued to dye in that Faith, wherein he had lived.
Now when the Devil had done all the Service for them that he could, had confirm'd their new Creed by the Truth of his own Confession, and had damn'd every body, but those that believed as he and the Priest did; The Priest (like an unkind Master to a Trusty Servant) would needs turn him out of Doors, commanded him to be gone, and threatned what he would do, if he offered to stay; giving him a parcel of very foul words, stamping with his feet, and calling him, as his Authors teach him, Mengus indeed and the Scriblers of Exorcisms teach their Priests this Biltings-gate Language. But how unlike is this to our Saviours speech, or the Arch-Angels to the Devil, who in the Cause of God and his Saints, durst not bring against the Devil any railing accusation, but only prayed, the Lord to rebuke him, Jud. v. 9. all that was nought, an Infernal Dog, an Accursed Devil, &c. And here it was that he had a mind to give them a Touch of his Learning, and shew the Excellency of his Parts, and so he takes occasion to tell them that the Devil was a Latin Devil, and that he understood Latin, for they should hear he would speak to him in Latin, and bid him put out his Tongue, and he should observe him, so he learned ly bespeaks him, Extende linguam Diabole, Put out thy tongue thou Devil, and the Demoniack, as became a discreet Patient to a skillful Physitian, put out his Tongue, Here you must observe that to discolour his tongue, they prest it in his mouth, with their Thumbs (which perhaps had a Dy on them) and sometimes nipt it. which was something of a blewish colour, and the Protestants were call'd on to see the Black Tongue of a cursed Devil. But here happned an unlucky blunder, for Mr. Skinner standing a little on one side that he could not [Page 9]well see his Tongue calls to him, Verte ad me, Turn towards me, but the blockish Devil (for so they commonly call'd the Demoniack) had either not learnt, or else he had forgot that Lesson, so he put out his Tongue again, but did not turn to Mr. Skinner. However the Priest was not to take notice of the Error, so he cries out, It is well, It is well: But there chanced to be a Protestant youth there, that understood so much Latin as to discover the Knavish ignorance, as you will further gather from the following passage.
Mr. Brooks had (as you have heard) undertook to talk to the Devil in Latin, and he was at it, Maledicte Diabole discede hinc, ad locum maledicte Diabole, &c. Thou cursed Devil depart hence, &c. — At length out he comes with thou Infernal Toad, hereupon he recollects himself of his promise, which was that he would talk to him in Latin, and he knew not what was Latin for a Toad, so he steps to Mr. Skinner, and says pray Mr. Skinner what is Latin for a Toad? He told him Bufo, then he rallied again, and assaulted the Devil, with an Infernalis Bufo discede hinc, ad locum Infernalis Bufo, Thou infernal Toad depart hence, &c.
However the Devil made no great haste to be gone; but they continued the operation, ever and anon demanding how long he would stay, and when he would go, &c. At length the Devil told them roundly he would not go out before Dinner. Ay! sayst thou so, quoth Mr. Brooks. Thou wantedst thy Breakfast, but a faith I will give thee, I will give thee thy Dinner: thou thoughtest before with the Stole I would have hang'd thee, but now a faith I'le choak thee, Pure Conjuration. Numero Deus Impare Gaudet. Virg. here's a Dose for thee. So he gave him five Spoonfuls of Holy-water. Here is one (saith he) for the honour of the Holy Trinity, another for the honour of the Blessed Virgin, another for the honour of St. Anthony, and here's two more for Charity. So the Devil roar'd most hideously; ay, saith the Priest, I'le scald thee out. When wilt thou be gone? I will go, saith he at two of the Clock. This gave the Priest a little satisfaction. And after some time he demanded what should be the sign of his departure. Why when I go out, saith he, I will take away a Quarrel of Glass out of the Window. Then a dispute arose betwixt them, which Quarrel he was to take. But the Priest like a man of Resolution determined, such an one should be the Quarrel, and accordingly he chalked it out.
When two of the Clock drew near, the Priest charged him to be gone, reminding him that his hour was at hand. But the Devil beg'd for longer time, and desired to stay till morning. But the Priest peremptorily commanded him to vanish; and the Devil in abundance of suspence cries, I doubt I must go out! I doubt I must go out! Which the Priest prudently catching at demands with an assuming Authority, Dost thou not feel the Spirit of God pressing thee this moment to go out? Mr. Brooks would do well here to consider, whether this solemn attributing to the spirit of God, what seems (and perhaps he knows) to be nothing but the confederacy of man, be not a blaspheming of of that spirit. Numquid Dens indiget vestro mendacio, ut pro illo loquamini dolos. Job. 13.7. The Devil was loth to confess it, but at length acknowledg'd that he did. The Priest therefore repeats his adjurations, and adds thereto the virtue of his promise, which he very much insisted on and shewed him a Watch that it was full two of the Clock; and when the Devil saw the Watch, he bellowed out most terribly, as all along he had done, even to affright the Beholders, but more especially when a Crucisix was applied to him, which they often made use of, and seemed sometimes to make Characters, or write something with it on his forehead.
Notwithstanding all this, the Devil had no great mind to be walking, so they plied him again and again with Holy-water inwardly and outwardly, which made him roar with a witness, and complain that he was in as much torment, as if he was in Hell it self; This is a likely story when compared with what [...], for Lyars should have good memories. pag. 12. and he adds, that had he known how they would have used him, he would not have stayed there so long. Why then saith the Priest, dost thou not go out? And he told him that he would but stay one quarter of an hour longer. Upon this a debate arose amongst the Priests, whether this savour was to be allowed the Devil or denyed him. Mr. Kennel out of just compassion, I suppose, to the Demoniack, was against allowing him a longer term: but Mr. Brooks the Master Workman inclined rather to be more civil to the I evil, and gave him the space of a quarter of an hour to provide himself for his journey, which as you will [Page 11]hear in the close, was unhappy for the poor Demoniack: Tho Mr. By this one would supsect St. Peter's under officers to have forsook their Masters trade, and to be turn'd fishers of Devils instead of fishers of Men. Brooks confident of success cries out, he is rumbling in him like an Eel in a puddle of water, b [...]t [...]e fetch him out of him a faith. Which was more than he could do; for the quarter being spe [...]t they remind him of his promise, and charge him to be gone, they adjure and threaten him, and for fear all should not do, they advise him to be gone and tell him, it was for his advantage to be gone. For dost thou not know, saith Mr. Brooks with an assumed Grimace, That the longer thou stayest here, thou convertest so many more souls to the Catholick Faith? yes, saith the Devil,Hold Mr. Devil not too fast: for some whom you thought you were secune of, have since been both with the Friest and me: and declare that this days folly hath convinced them more of the superstition of your ways, than all your arguments will be able to remove.I know that very well: Ah! I shall make a sweet days work of it. And so taking into consideration the serious admonition of his friend, be prepared himself as if he meant to make his Exit, in so much that Mr. Brooks presuming on the victory, with an IOTKIƲMPHE cries out, now he is going a faith, now he is taking wing, he stands apon his tiptoes, upon this all the people, especially the Protestants cast their eyes upon the Window, and the Quarrel out of which he was to go, and take it with him. But whether the peoples eyes being fixt upon the Quarrel might make them apprehensive, that they would discover the Trick by discerning how the quarrel was conveyed away (for the Priests Elbows were often very near it: whether it was this or something else I know not; but neither the Devil nor the quarrel went; To understand this, you must know that the Devil is generally very unwilling to go out, unless he may take something with him, and he is for a living Creature if he can get it. for instead of that the Devil enters into a new parly with them, and will have more quarrels than one, or else he will not go out. But the Priest stuck close to his word, and would allow him no more quarrels than one. So that the Devil finding it would be no better (with a sigh I suppose) saith, Ah! this is but little towards what [Page 12]I would have had▪ But the refusal of this small request, Betwixt 30 and 40 years ago I am told there was such another Exorcism as this, in the same place, for it is the Nest of Papists. And when the Devil was to go out, he said he would have a living soul with him, which frighted the poor People sadly, and made them Sueat and Sigh, not knowing whom he would have. But the Priest manfully withstood him, and would not suffer him to touch any Soul there. This was a little comfort to them. Then the Devil would have some other living Creature, a Co [...]k or Hen, &c. But the Priest thought that too good a Morsel for the Devil, and would not allow it him. In short the Priest would allow him nothing but three broken pieces of a Tobaco-pipe, which he laid upon a Trencher on the Table, and when he went, he was to take them, as a sign of his Departure. When the minute was at hand, the Priest makes a bustle, and cries out now He comes, He comes, He comes, &c. and by this means (which is right Leger-de-main) calls the Peoples eyes from off the Trencher to the Demoniack, and an hand came behind over the Table, and catch'd at the pieces of the Pipe, but unluckily got but two, the third slipping off the Trencher, which a Protestant took up. And when the Priest told them that they might know by what they saw that the Devil was gone out. Yes saith the Protestant perhaps he is, but he is better than his word, for he hath left one piece of his pipe behind him, and here it is. This I had from a neighbouring Clergy-man, who is Rector of the Parish where the person lived that took up the Pipe, and who had it from his own Mouth. put the Devil out of humour, and he began to be sturdy, and would not wag; which put the Priest to inquire again the reason why he did not go. Why saith the Devil, dost thou not think it better to be here than in Hell? To which Mr. Kennel answered (how truly judge you) No. We will call to our assistance 12.20. or 4 [...]. Priests more, i.e. the Posse Comitatus of the Priest-hood, and we will Torment thee as ill as if thou wast in Hell it self. But the Devil like a cunning Fox still kept his Burrough, and would not budge. Which made the Priest again demand, why wilt not thou keep thy promise (for they expect the Devil to be as good as his word) why dost thou not go out. Why saith the Devil, dost thou not know that the Devil is a Lyar. Oh! saith the Priest, is that the reason. What thou wilt not go out now that by this thy telling a Lye thou may'st make the Protestants believe, that all the rest that thou hast said are Lies also,
Is this the Reason? yes saith the Devil it is. But saith the Priest, This is an invincible argument of the Collusions betwixt Priest and Devil.if any of them should turn to be good Catholicks, would it not be against thy mind? yes saith the Devil it would, for I care not how much company I have. This parley made the Priest to slip the minute the Devil had fixed for his departure; and the Priest and the Demoniack, being perhaps weary, one of them having kneeled, and the other having followed his work, and both of them having roared (for they were heard near a quarter of a mile from the house and it was hard to say whether Devil or Priest was lowder, thus having roared) five hours together; Mr. Skinner tells Mr. Brooks, you have given him too much time, we may as well go, for it seems the Devil had out witted them, and by gaining delays had raised new out works to defend his Hutt. But Mr. Brooks that he might disguise the Baffle as well as he could, asked him, whether he staid there that he might convert any Protestant to the Catholick Faith? And the Devil being willing to please him, and finding that he would believe any thing that he said, told him that he did. Hereupon Mr. Brooks took the opportunity to acquaint the Company that he had some friends about Ormskirk, &c. that he intended to send for to see this wonderful work, And no doubt but it must be pleasant Entertainment for his friend to see the Devil baited. and then he commanded the Devil to retire into the lower parts, and taking off the Stole, he bespeaks the Demoniack to rise up, by the name of Thomas Ashton, and enjoyned him to say five Ave Marias, and five Pater-nosters. So he began but he could not speak plain, for the Devil as yet it seems stuck in his throat, the Priest therefore was obliged to renew his charge unto the Devil, go down Sirrah, saith he, so the Demoniack swallowed him cleaverly, and then he speak plain, and the Priest having thus laid the Devil he hung out the Flag of Defiance, and challenged any protestant whomsoever to raise him again, and make him speak.
I had almost forgot to tell you that here again Mr. Brooks charged the Demoniack to kiss the Priests feet, which as you have heard were four. Three of them being together he went and reverently paid his Salute, but Mr. Brooks told him there was a fourth; whom he was to seek out, and kiss his feet also. So about he goes, and [Page 14]the Devil either having a good Nose, or the Priests Toes a strong scent, he quickly smelt him out, did obeisance down to the ground, and adored his Sandal.
And now the last Scene being over, Mr. Prooks by way of Epilogue, Query, whether this Homage of the Devil to the Priest, be not in allusion to that in the Psalmist, Kiss the Son least he be angry ( [...]sal. 2.12.) or in imitat [...] that Mary, that kissed our Saviours feet. (Luke 7.38.) If the first, 'tis gross Idolatry; for to kiss there, is to worship. If the last, 'tis vile, Hypocrisie, for for what she did was to express the sincerity of her Repentance; but what they do, is only gratifie the Priests Ambition. made another harangue unto the people, the substance of which was to signifie his hopes, that that days work would be a means to the Conversion of many then present, and save their Souls.
And now you see the secret is out: They have made a Pupet-Show of Religion, produced God and the Devil, like St. George and the Dragon, upon the Stage, and have basely betrayed the cause of God, and given the advantage to the Devil; for you find that notwithstanding the assurance the Priest pretended to, from Christ's hearing his prayers; and (what perhaps he more relied on) the promise that the Devil gave him more than once to depart: The Devil keeps his hold, and all that he can do, is to get him to lie snug in some private corner; till he be again brought forth, like Sampson, to make sport unto the people for the honour of their Dagon. But for all the Priests hopes, the last Act, wherein the Devil got the better of him (and made him either to believe a Lye, when he believed his word, promising to go out; or to belye the Devil, telling the people that he had promised to go out at such an hour, when he had not done it) hath altogether spoiled his Harvest, for it hath catc ed Mr. Priest within the Horns of this Dilemma.
Either the Priest would have cast out the Devil, and could not; or else he could have cast out the Devil and would not.
If he would have cast out the Devil, and could not; he hath discovered his own weakness, and that he hath no power over the Devil, nor that God was present with him in his undertaking, but for that he believed the Devil, hath given him up to believe a lye, as is the doom of such Bigots. (2 Thes. 2.9.10.)
If he could have cast out the Devil and would not; he discovers his own Villany, who perfidiously suffers the Devil to Tyrannize over the persons of Christians, when it is in his power to relieve them.
When the Farce was over Mr. Skinner askd the Demoniack how he did? And he said, pretty well. Are you not hungry Thomas, saith he, yes saith Thomas, and dry too. And well he might, by the account you have read. So the people with drew, and left them to their Pontifical repast; whilst the hearts of good men bleed to see Religion exposed thus to the just Exceptions of Libertines and Atheists; and Christianity abused by those, who labour to make the world believe that they are the only Proprietors of it. But as we are bound to pity, and pray for them that are Guided (I ought to have said misguided) by such wilfully blindfolded Guides; So acquiescing in God's Providence, we must Remember, that he hath thought it necessary that offences should come, Mat. 18.7. and it concerns them to remember that there is a Woe denounced against that man, by whom the offence doth come.
On Monday following this Exploit, the General Quarter Sessions was held at W [...]gan, at which time I acquainted the Justices of Peace, with what had passed, and got a Warrant to apprehend the Demoniack, that it might have been tried, whether had more power over the Devil, the Priests or Justice.
This (as I am told made the Priest to scamper, tho he was not in the least affected by the Warrant, not being so much as named in it). But through a mistake the Officers mist their Prey, and we our Sport. However, this hath laid the Devil for the present, for I hear no more of him in our Neighbourhood, nor I believe ever shall.