PRithee, my Lord Marquess, don't trouble me with thy Jealous Whims: You say, there was Masqueraders last Night under the Windows, — why there let 'em be a God's Name! I am sorry 'twas such a cold raw Night for the honest Lads. By the Ho­nour of Spain, if I had heard 'em, I wou'd ha' sent the Rogues a Glass of Malaga to warm 'em.

O Lard! O Lard! I shall run mad! Sure, my Lord Governor, your Horns will exceed the largest in the Palace-Hall.— Oh! that my Wife were out of your House, and Barcellona! Methinks I am not secure, tho' she's under eleven Locks.

By my Holy Dame, I am of your Mind: I don't think you are secure.

How! Do you know any thing to the con­trary?

SCENE, a Palace.

Well, my Lord! now we are come to Barcellona, I fear this Devil of a Marquess will be too hard for us.

How, Father Andrew, desponding! — 'Twas but this Morning, over your Malaga, you swore by the Eleven Thousand Virgins, and all your Catalogue of Saints, you'd bring my Elenora to my Arms.

And by Fifty Thousand more, so I will, if it be pos­sible: If not, my Oath is void: You know the Marquess hates me heartily, as I do him, because once he caught me carrying your Letter to his Wife.

For the good Office, I think, us'd ye most scur­vily.

Scurvily! basely, barbarously; without respect to these sacred Robes; toss'd me in a Blanket; cover'd me with Filth and Dust; and so sent me by force to our Covent. For which, and my natural Inclination to Cuckoldom, I have joyn'd in your Attempts, and waited on you to Barcellona, to be reveng'd.

Nay, that's as you please; when she's in your pos­session, marry, or not, 'tis all one to Father Andrew; it never shall trouble my Conscience. I must own, were I in your Condition, I should not marry; because daily Experience shows, a Wife's a Cloy, and a Mistress a Pleasure.

Well, we'll discourse that when we have the Lady; and in the mean time, good Father, be diligent.

I think I am diligent; I am sure, I am worn to meer Skin and Bone in your service. This morning I found for ye a Mercury, a Letter-Carrier, that can slip thro' a Key­hole, to deliver a Billetdoux to a fair Lady,

I wish he were return'd; I f [...]ar some Misfortune has befallen him.

Gad, the hardest Task I ever undertook.— Sir, you gave me five Ducats, —as I hope for Preferment, and to be made Pimp-master general, it deserves double th [...] Sum.

Nor shalt thou fall of it, Boy, if thou hast suc­ceeded.

First then, the damn'd old jealous Marquess caught me, and notwithstanding my counterfeit Speech and Simplicity, had me amongst his Varlets, to be search'd. They knew his Custom, and no sooner enter'd, but they flew upon me like so many Furies: I fear'd it had been to tear me Limb from Limb; but it prov'd only to tear my Clothes off; which was done in a twinkling, and I left as naked as my Mother bore me; whilst the old Marques [...], grovel'd all over my habi­liments, and run Pins in 'em, so thick, that a poor Louse wou'd not have 'scap'd spitting. The only thing which pleas'd me, was to observe a Peep-hole the Maids (knowing this to be their Master's Searching-room) had made; and sometimes one Eye, sometimes another, viewing my Proportions.

— Chaster in their Thoughts than your Nuns, yet merrier: more frollicksome than your Carnavals.

SCENE, a Chamber.

This is a melancholy Thought, Complaints won't break Locks; we must set our Wits at work to free our selves. I have search'd the Lodgings round, but there's no Passage; an imprison'd Mouse could scarce escape.

But prithee, dear Orada, how got you in favour with my Lord? He us'd to hate ye abominably.

True; and whilst he did so, it was impossible for me To serve you [...] Ladiship. — So I wheel'd about, —

Wou'd that do?

Yes, with a bantering Letter I show'd him, pretending I had got it from you; and a long Harangue how Wives ought to hear with their Husbands Ears, see with their Eyes, and make use of no sense without Permission. In fine, I ra­vish'd him with my Discourse, till he threw those wither'd Sticks, his Arms, about me, and swore I shou'd remain his Heart's Joy.

[...]Tis a great Point gain'd, you must wheedle him this Night with some Story, and keep him in the Closet— whilst I watch for Camillus, or his Agent.

I warrant you, Madam.

Yes, yes; I have your Body, but your Heart is with the young Count Camillus. D'ye blush, ye Strumpet, in Ima­gination [...] — Ye Eve! Dalilan Devil! I'll let out that bounding Blood. — Orada — get a Surgeon to take away fifty ounces.

My Lord, you are not mad! What! have a Surgeon quiddling her white Arm, and looking Babies in her Eyes!

Monster! be thy self the Butcher, and let my Heart's Blood out: That Gentleman you nam'd has Honour, Truth, and Virtue.

Thou ly'st, false Women! he's a Rake, a Hellhound, and wallowing now in Rome's Brothels.

I could contradict him if I durst.

Perhaps so.

D'ye fleer, poysonous Witch? I am going to dispatch the [...]ast Business that brought me to Barcellona. Then, Minion, thou shalt be immur'd in a remote Castle, where thou sha't not see the Face of Human-kind, except thy Women, and when I design to visit thee.

SCENE, a Hall.

Where's this plaguy Governor? I must have him with me, because 'tis about the King's Business; tho' I hate him for breaking [...] our Spanish Customs, in letting his Jilting Wife have such Liberty. — Ha! here she comes, — and a Spark with her; — I'll abscond, and see how virtu­ously she carries her self.

I dare not stay, — my Husband thinks I am gone into my Chamber; if by any chance he should come this way, all our Hopes are ruin'd.

Were he by, I'd seal my Vows upon thy melting Lips —Oh! receive my Heart; it flutters near thee, and struggles for passage.

I am cover'd o'er with Blushes!

Confound your Modesty! were you mine, you should be cover'c o'er with Blood.

My Life! can't ye contrive some way to bless me? Your Sex were ever most ingenious lucky at Invention.

Suppose you pretended a Quarrel in England, — for which you were pursu'd, and begg'd Leave to hide here. — If you were in the House, I might get an Opportunity to vi­sit ye, — But sure you would not be such a naughty man to ruine me, if I did.

Not for the World!

I wou'd fain love ye, and preserve my Honour.

That is preserv'd whilst 'tis conceal'd: The Roses in your Cheeks will only wear a fresher Die, — and those dear Eyes are no Tell-tales, Love will make 'em shine and sparkle more. — I'll put your Advice in execution.

I must not venture on another moment. —Farewell.

Farewell, my Blessing.

Oh Women! Women! Women! —They are Cro­codiles, they are painted Serpents, gilded Toys, disguis'd Fiends, —But why name I these? They are Women— Just such another is my Damsel of Darkness; if Fortune wou'd but throw a handsom Fellow in her way. — Here comes the Governor, singing, I warrant ye,— poor Credulous Fool, —I cannot but laugh — ha, ha, he!

—Hey da! I am glad to find you so merry. 'Tis as great a wonder to see you laugh, as 'twou'd be to see me cry — And that I han't done these Fifty Years, old Boy.

My Lord, which is best, for a mans Wife to Cuckold him in Imagination or Reality?

Lord! Lord! your Head is always upon Cuckolding, All the Cuckolds may be hang'd, for what I care.

Oh fie, no! Hanging wou'd be a scurvy Death for a man of your Quality.

Why — what d'ye mean by that, now, ha? —Don't provoke me, I say — do not — I shall make old Toledo [Page 17] walk if you do, for all 'tis in my own House.

I must not tell him now,— It will put him so out of Humor, he won't go with me, — 'Twas only a Jest, my Lord, — I wou'd beg the Honour of your Company to the Duke of Sidonia's.

With all my Heart — come, come:

SCENE, A Chamber.

So, Hidewell! Hast thou got the Ladder of Ropes?

Yes, my Lord, here's all the Tackling.

Is it strong? — for I am something weighty.

How, Father! just now you said you were worn to Skin and Bone.

Ay, my Lord; but you know Bones ill cover'd will soonest be broken.

True; take care of your self besure.— Hidewell, I have alter'd my Mind,—Thou sha't along with us; watch on the outside the Wall, and give us notice when the Coast is clear.

With all my Heart.

Let me see, have I got my Holy Water about me?

Holy Water! for what?

Oh! I always love to say my Prayers, and have those Trinkets, when I undertake a dangerous Design.

Don't be so prophane, Domine,— you'l never thrive, — yet, if your Devotion's strong, you've time [Page 18] enough — We shan't go this Hour or two.

Nay, I won't hinder ye, — an Ejaculation as I go along does the Business.

My Lord, the English Colonel, that lodges in the House, sends to know if you are at leisure.

Tell him, I am, — and long to kiss his Hands. — I like that Gentleman, he appears brave

Faith and troth I like him too, — he treats like an Em­peror; I din'd with him to day, — and he so gentilely, so agreeably forc'd Flesh upon me, that by St. Dominick, I cou'd not refu [...]e him; tho' 'tis a strict Fast, a horrible strict Fast, as I hope to be an Abbot. — Then the obliging Toad has such a Waggish Eye, I'll pawn my [...]eads, a plaguy Dog for the Women, and they are ever good-natur'd:—By his Holiness's Toe, I love the Sex my self,— for all this dangling Robe, and my foolish Vow of Chastity.

'Tis pity you were not a Knight-Errant,— the Church has robb'd the Ladies of a famous Adorer.

No, faith, my Lord, I do 'em more Service in these Weeds: I have sav'd many a desperate Soul.

How!

Thus: in procuring them the full Possession of their Desires; and that su [...]ely brought 'em to Repentance; and you know, what Repentance brings 'em to.

Truly, Father, I shall grow angry with you; for if once the Priests take up the Office of Procuring, there will be no Bus'ness for a Lay-Pimp.

Peace, — the Collonel comes.

— I am your Lordship's humble Servant, — I have just had some Musick to complement me, — I am a great Lover of it, — if your Lordship is so, we'l have the Enter­tainment there.

Nothing can oblige me more. — Some Chairs there!

If your Lordship pleases, being in this Dress, I will aim at a Jigg, I danc'd thus once in a Masquerade.

Prithee do.

— So, well perform'd; — return to my Apartments, I'll be with ye presently.

The odness of our Adventures surprize me: — Both our Mistrisses in the same House! — I hope 'twill fur­ther our Designs.

It must. —My Lord, I have a Favour to beg; That you wou'd lend me one of your Implements to morrow, to manage a Plot I have in agitation.

Most willingly take your Choice.

I am at your Service.

You are so forward, — Canonical Fornication-Broker, — I believe I am fittest for the Gentleman's Service.

Goodlack, Upstart! I help'd ye to my Lord, — and now ye are for engrossing all Bus'ness to your self.

Nay, — I must have the most expert, because the Case is difficult.

Well! I'll not say much! — But here stands little Andrew, who has undertook to bring a Smock-fac'd Cardinal to a Maddona, secur'd with a Guard more num [...]rous than Argus's Eyes, and more dreadful than the Dragon you wot of — yet spite of massy Doors, impenetrable Bolts, and Italian Padlocks, [...]ffect [...]d it.

Phough! what's that! I have carried on an Amour for the Queen of Spain, — convey'd her Letters made up in Wax-Candles; Love-Complaints writ in the inside of her Glove; besides a Thousand other Contrivances you never dreamt of. — 'Tis true, at last the Fate of all Court-Pimps was mine: I fell into Disgrace; as that had rais'd me, so it ruin'd me; I lost a Coach and Six by my Profession, — And shall you pretend to Rival me?

You lost! why, Sirrah, Sirrah! I tell thee, if I had im­ploy'd my Parts in Church-Politicks, in Tricks of Priestcraft, by this time I had been Pope. — But the bringing kind lo­ving things together, was dearer to me than the Tripple Crown, —And shall a Varlet contend with me?

Gentlemen! dispute no more; I find either of you is qualified for my purpose.— My Noble Lord, good Night, — if you want me, on the least notice, I am ready.

I thank you, dear Neighbor, good Night. — Hide­well, take up the Ropes, and come away.

Along, Blunderbuss.

I hope, Father Peremptory, before to morrow Morn­ing, you'l stand in need of my Cunning, to deliver that lov'd Carcass from some imminent Danger.

I defie thee, and all thy shallow Imaginations.

Leave jangling, and make haste.

SCENE, a Palace.

— My Lord, I have a Thousand things of greater consequence to say. — Pray return.

Dear Orada, by and by; I must see where my Devil of a Wife is.

You know she cannot pass the Lodgings, perhaps she's at her Devotions.

No, she's too foul to Pray.

— But, my Lord, — as I was saying, —

I'll return immediately. —

There's no keeping this mad Fool out of his Wife's sight; — They must e'en to Bed, whilst I parle with the Lover.

— So, Gentlewoman! I have caught ye! — How? With your Head out at Window, making your amorous Com­plaints!

I was almost stifled for want of her. — Sure you are not Jealous of the Trees and Stars, — They were my only Objects.

Oh Impudence! did I not hear you say, When will he come; my Light, my Life, break thro' this Veil of Dark­ness, and shoot with Rays of Comfort on me?

A duce of these thinking Minds! so brimfull of Cogitations, they must run over.

I knew you behind me, and therefore did it to tor­ment ye.

It may be so; but I sha'n't trust ye — Come, into the Bedchamber. — Orada, do you School her, — I'll wat [...]h for your Light and Life my self.

My Lord, you had better go to Bed with her, and then you'll be secure.

No, no; in, in.

— Now for my Pistols —that I may give this Midnight-Guest the Welcome he deserves.

SCENE changes to an Orchard.

—So! —We are got well in; Heaven send us safe out agen!

Father, Father! don't trouble Heaven in this Affair, you'l never prosper.

Bless me, my Lord! Prayers are natural to me: if you are so wicked to neglect 'em, I can't help that.

Come, mind your Bus'ness: where's the Whistle?

Here, here, — now for a delicious Vision, Of a peeping Angel!

The Signal's given, and here's the Answer.

We are discover'd; and if I stay, all other Opportunities are left for ever. —

—Why Friar! Friar! Father! You are not hurt, the Bul­lets went over our Heads.

Are ye sure I am not hurt? — I did conceive I was kill'd.

No, no; but I know not what you may be if you stay — Follow me, with speed.

Oh Pox! the Devil of all ill Luck! ruin'd, hang'd,When the Fri­ar is halfway up, the Ladder breaks, and falls down. drawn, and quarter'd! No possibility of esca­ping without a Miracle, — and I can't have the Im­pudence to expect a Miracle.—

—Oh! they come! they come! — and now at my greatest Extremity I cannot pray. — God so! here's a Tree! — I'll try to mount it.

Search well, Boys! leave not a Shrub or Tuft of Grass unexamin'd — Five Pistoles to him who finds One.

I warrant ye, my Lord! let us alone for ferreting 'em! — Soho! what have we here —A Pox, 'tis a Stub of a dead Tree — 'thas broke my Nose.

Oh Rogue! Are ye there? I'll be with ye presently.

— The Devil, the Devil! oh, my Eyes are out!

Let me see him! let me see him!

SCENE changes to the inner part of the House.

— Make haste, unlucky Devil! — 'Twas I cry'd Fire! open'd the Door for your deliverance— Fly, and own me for the Master of your Art for ever.

I cannot stay to thank ye, — But — I yield, I yield.

Benedicta Maria! What! Fire, Murder, and Treason all abroach at once! — a horrible Plot! — By the Honour of Spain, a terrible one, as I hope to be a Grandee!

S [...]ywell, what can be the meaning of this? My Collo­nel would not come in such a way. — My Lord! my Deary! the Matter, — the Cause of this Disturbance!

Here, Sirrah! raise all the Guards: Oh Titt [...]p! we're like to be murder'd, — drown'd, and blown up, no body knows how, nor which way: A damnable Plot! by his Maje­sty's Mustach [...]es I swear!

Sure 'tis a false Alarm,—The House has been searcht by so [...]e Servants discreerer than the rest,—and they find nothing.

Hey da! my Lord Marquess, Are we then alarm'd on­ly with a jealous Whim of yours? By the Peace and Pleasure of my Life, I'll suffer it no longer. — Any other of my Palaces are at your Service; but such a Wasp shall molest my Honey-hive no more.

Uncivil Lord! thy Palaces, nor all thy Wealth shou'd bribe my stay,— To morrow I've resolv'd for my departure, — in the interm, I desire an hours Conference.

Soon as you please, I am free.

My Lord, here we've found a man that [...] body knows.

Ha! who are ye, Sirrah? Your Name? From whence d'ye come? Whither d'ye go? What's your Business? — Answer me all at once.

I daut I caunt, — but I'll do no more than monny a Mon; I will tell ye the truth: Coming to Morket with my Fruit, d'ye zee, Ich heard the noise of Fire, Fire! Thieves, ond such-like, — zo che thought good Crabtree-stick might walk amongst the Rogues; zo Ich have left the Fruit with our Margery, and come with main Vorce to help ye, d'ye zee.

An honest Lad! and, d'ye hear, you may sell your Fruit to my Family.

O Lard, O Lard! Ch'am a made Mon, and my Wife and Children: what! zell my Fruit to my Lord Governor — made for ever! henceforth I'll scorn my Neighbors, and de­spise my Betters.

I like this Fellow, because I search'd him throughly, and found him no Go-between.—Here, Sirrah! there's something for ye, — and were I to stay, ye shou'd ha [...] my Custom.

I thank your Honours.

Let him out.

Youll remember to morrow morning early.

Most certainly.

Then I'll convince this credulous easie man what need there is of watching one's Wife: —Good-night.

Farewell; go thy ways, for a troublesome, maggot-pated, jealous-crown [...]d Simpleton, as thou art: — Hey boy, Tittup! how is [...]t Tittup? how shall you and I get to sleep again Tittup? ha!

I know not.

What, moody, Tittup!

SCENE, a Chamber.

Curst be my disappointing Stars, that thus have cross'd me! whilst I but aim at Elenora's Freedom; she, for my At­tempts, suffers from her Tyrant-Husband worse usage.

You may curse your Stars, if you please; but for my part, I bless the pretty twinkling Gentlemen, — that is, if they had an hand in my Deliverance.— I am sure, if I had been caught, my Usage would have been bad enough.—I long to know what is become of that Hangdog Hidewell. — Oh! — talk of the Devil, and he appears.

— Down on your Marrow-bones, Domine, and thank my Ingenuity, else your brittle Thread had been cut; and you left in a dark way by this time.

Come, come; don't be so triumphant: — for had not my own roaring Preaching Voice —

Ay, ay; much us'd to Preaching, I believe,— un­less it was Indulgence to a yielding Female.

Well, as I was saying, had not my own Almighty Voice struck Terror thro' 'em, I had been in Limbo, long before your Ingenuity came to my Assistance. — Not but you did me a Kindness, — and I acknowledge it,— That's enough for a man of my Qualifications.

Oh Hidewell! — all my Hopes are ruin'd, and poor Elenora must remain a Slave for [...]ver.

My Lord, you are mistaken, — our Expectations now stand fairer; the Governor and Marquess both take me for a very silly honest Fellow,— and have order'd I shall have full and free access; — then let me alone for a Contri­vance. — I'll get the Lady for you, and the Woman for [Page 28] my self; following the Example of all noble Knights, and trusty Squires.

I find you are providing for your selves: But what must I have for my Pains-taking in this Affair?

Dear Hidewell! thou sha't go immediately; learn when they remove; [...]athom their Designs; I'll force her [...]rom him on the publick Road.— He [...]orc'd her from her plighted Faith, her Vows, and all her Wishes: My Force is just.

Trust to me, my Lord, and fear not.

My Lord! your humble Servant! I ha'n't rested to night, since I heard of your Disappointment, reflecting how my own Affair may prove.

Ah Colonel! our Cases are very different, — You hunt but for Enjoyment, the huddl'd Raptures of a few tumul­tuous moments: — But I am in quest of Virgin-Beauty, made mine by Holy Vows; constrain'd by Fiends, instead of Friends, to break the sacred Contract, and follow the Capricio of a mad Old Man. — Virgin did I call her? —By Heaven, I dare bel [...]eve she is one, at least her Mind is such; — and were she in my power, I'd soon convince the World of the Justice of my Cause.

My Lord! you shall command my Sword and Interest in Barcellona, —yet you must give me leave to mind my own Affairs. — I grant your Passion more Heroick; — for I shou'd scarce accept the Governor's Wi [...]e for mine, if he wou'd give her: — but I am amorous and eager, as Love and Beauty can inspire hot and vigorous Youth.

By St. Dominick, well said, old Boy: I'll stick to thee. I hate these whining Romantick Lovers. Nor wou'd I have trudg'd to Barcellona, had I thought the Count only fix'd on Honora, — [...]sha, I can get it out, — Honourable Love.

Since you are so willing, Sir, — I have Employment for [Page] you. — Can you play the Hector well, pursue with a fiery Countenance, swear without intermission, make noise enough, no matter what you say?

I'll try, I'll try, — hum! hum! — by St. Do­minick, by St. Patrick, St. —

Hold! hold! what d'ye mean? You must swear by Iupiter, Radamanthus, Mars, and those blustering Sparks; not such puny passive Saints.

Well, Sir, — I shall be soon instructed: —But what must I swear all this for? or like the Bullies of the Age, must it be all for nothing?

No, no, there is a Cause; — Come along with me — and I'll give ye Clothes, and full Directions.

If I might advise ye, Sir, he should not undertake it; he has something in that unlucky Phy's shows him unfi [...], tho' coveting Intrigues: plaguy unfortunate Lines, I swear.

Peace En [...]y [...] Scrietchowl! Raven! Bat! Devil! When did I ever fail before that Night? nor then neither, sir­rah, ha!

Rage on, Spight! I say but this. — Have a care, when in all your Gallantry, you don't forget, and make a Friar-like [...]alutation.

Pox take ye for putting me in mind on't — for, I always do a thing I am forbid.

Please your Honour, a Lady desires to speak with you.

I'll wait on her.

I'll leave you this Apartment free, my Lord [...] my Busi­ness being in haste. — Come, Father!

Farewell: may your Desires be fulfill'd, or you cur [...]d of 'em.

Your Servant.

B'w'ye Hidewell! I don't question but to top you in my Performance when we meet next.

Heaven help the weak, I say.

Ha, my dear Orada! What Miracle got thee this liberty?

My Lady was so throughly frighted at the noise of the Pistols, and the Confusion she heard, (for you, I suppose) that she has since been ill. — The jealous Marquess cou'd not find in's Heart to trust a Doctor with her, but sent me for a Cordial.

I hope her Sickness has no Danger in it.

No, no; 'tis over now, —scarce enough left for a Pretext for, my coming.

But, what Hopes? What shall be our next Design? Speak Comfort, my best Friend!

Faith, I know not well: —Suppose the Marquess were some way inform'd, you are in Barcellona, — 'twou'd [...]right him out of his Wits; — I'd back it, and perswade him to send Elenora in the night privately, lest you attempt her on the Road, — then you may seize the unguarded Fair. — Methinks something like this might be done.

We'l in, and consider farther on't.

Heark ye, Donna, if your Lady falls to my Lord, you prove my natural Perquisite, by the Example of a Thousand Years.

What means the Fellow?

Despise him not, Orada; he has prodigious Parts un­der that Russet Coat.

I care not for him, nor his Parts, I shall ne'r examine 'em.

You and I shall be better acquainted for all this.

Away, Bumpkin!

I tell ye he's a Beau in Disguise.

I believe so.

Come to this inner Room, Orada, lest we are inter­rupted.

SCENE, a Hall.

A-pox, a-pox! Was this your Conference [...] —If I had guess'd at it, the Devil shou'd have confer'd with ye for me.

I wou'd ha' thank'd a Friend that sorewarn'd me, of an approaching Evil.

Evil! What Evil? The Evil is my knowing it; if I had not, 't had been none. — Yet how am I convinc'd you have not abus'd my Tittup: —By the Honour of Spain, I'll Fight for Tittup: Guilty or not Guilty.— My Lord! — what you have said is a scandalous, contagious, outragious,—

Hold, — if you say one word more, I draw.

Well, well! — I will have Patience, — but if this Colonel doth not come with the [...]ham-plot you have buzz'd into my Head, by King Philip's Beard, —

Threaten not; Ill meet you when and where you please, ill-manner'd Fool!

Diego! I have born up, — yet, Igad, to own the Truth, I am damnably afraid — there's something in it. — That English Colonel is a plaguy Dog; he looks as if he were made to enter all Breaches, conquer every way. — I'll try if I can sing after this News.

— A scurvy Tune, as I hope to be a Grandee. — Nay, if my Voice is broke, my Heart will quickly follow [...] — Diego!

My Lord!

I ever found thee faithful; — if the Spark does come, follow exactly my Directions, and all shall be well yet.

Fear not me, my Lord, I'd lose a Leg or an Arm at any time in your Honour's Service, and never cry, Oh! for't.

Heark, heark! I think I hear a Noise.

Oh, my Noble Lord! I'm ruin'd, unless your Pity save me: in England I, in a Duel, kill'd a Gentleman, and his Friends have pursu'd me hither, setting upon me, Four at once.

Alas and welladay! 'tis sad indeed! and you, I war­rant, are wounded desperately.

I fear, to death, — oh! oh!

Ah, the dissembling Rogue! it grieves me almost to disappoint him, the Smock-fac'd Dog does it so cunningly.

— Diego!

Sir.

Diego, get one of my able Surgeons to search the Wound.

I thank you, my Lord; my own Servant has great Skill in Surgery, I'll trust him.

Diego! carry this Gentleman to an Apartment near the Garden, free from Noise, — I'll send Tittup to visit ye by and by.

Your Lordship's all Goodness.

And thou all Treachery,— Oh! the English whine­ing Dog — how shall I punish him? By the honour of Spain, he deserves to be utterly disabl'd, — render'd wholly incapable. — But I'll have Mercy in my Anger: hang't — I have lov'd the handsom Whipster, and he shall find it.

—So, — have ye dispos'd of him as I order'd?

Yes, my Lord; and whilst I was in the Chamber, he groan'd as if his Heart were breaking, — But I had the Curiosity to stay a little at the Door, and heard both laugh ready to burst, [...]'t please your Honour.

Please me! not much, in faith, Diego; but — let me tell 'em, had they fell into the hands of any other of our Na­tion, their Mirth wou'd quickly ha' been spoil'd, and their Whoring too adod.

My Lord, we have took the Ringleader, that pursu'd the Noble English Colonel.

Good Boys! Good Boys! — Well, Sir, — And what are you?

If you are a man of Authority, as by your House and [Page 33] Port I guess you are, I charge you, do me Justice; for by yon­der blew Firmament, and all those hated Stars, that twinkl'd at my Brother's Murder, I'll flea that cursed Colonel.

Thou Hangdog, begot in Lewdness, and born in some Sink of Sin, — Son of a thousand Fathers, and Maker and Contriver of Cuckolds without number; I know thee for a Pimp: Here, Diego! fasten upon one Whisker, whilst I take t'other; if they are fast, I may alter my Opinion [...] — They are reverend Whiskers, I confess,— if not, I proclaim thee a Pimp.

Oh, mercy! mercy! I do own my Profession; but good my Lord, forgive me.

Ay, that I will, but I'll punish thee first, — here, — carry him to the red Tower, and let him have Two hundred Lashes, till all Thoughts of Concupiscence, either for himself or others, be throughly mortified.

Hear me, my Lord!

No, away with him.

You must hear me; I am a Priest, I excommunicate ye else.

A Priest, and a Pimp! Oh Lord!

Why? is that such a Wonder?

Look, my Lord! here hang his Beads under h [...]s Clothes.

Now, my Lord, you are satisfied the Secular Arm can't punish me; pray give me a Release.

Hold, hold, not so fast.— Take him, and carry him to the next Abby just as he is, and tell the Fathers what ye know.

'Tis well 'tis no worse, — to deal with the Tribe, let me alone, they'l judge my Frailties by their own.

Say ye so, Beelzebub, in his own Cloathing! but I'll be a Thorn in thy side, I'll warrant thee, old Father Iniquity.

My Lord, w [...]'ll set the Mob upon him, that's worse than all the Justices in Quorum.

I'le Curse, Excommunicate, Purgatory ye, Hang ye, Damn ye.

My [...]eary, Spywell tells me our dear Colonel's wounded.

Oh, most dangerously, Tittup; he has as many holes thro' him as a Jew's Cake.

Alas, then I fear he's dead.

No, no; Nature has fram'd his Body for the purpose; a Sword passes and repasses like a Jugler's Ball, and no harm done.

Cruel Deary! you make a Jest [...]n't, but I'le visit and comfort him.

Hold, hold; his Wounds are dressing: You wou'd see him naked, wou'd ye?

Oh Gad! not for the World.

Retire to your Chamber, I'le send for you when 'tis convenient.

I will, Dear; but pray take care of him.

Yes; there shall be Care taken of him, I promise ye. — A hopeful young Gentleman, by the Honour of Spain. — Diego! follow to my Closet, there I'le make thee sensible of my Design.

Dear Orada! bring'st thou Comfort, or must I remove from Barcellona to Wilds and unfrequented Desarts, impene­trable Castles, and all the melancholy Mischiefs spritely Youth can fear?

I hope not, Madam; the Lord Camillus employs his Brain and all his busie Instruments, for your deliverance.

Give me the Scheme of his Design, that I may guess at the Success.

Madam, — my Lord.—

Take that — thou impudent Performer of my Ty­rant's Will,

My Lord, you see what I suffer for your Service.

But we'll be so reveng'd, Orada; when we ha [...] her wholly to our selves, by Heaven, I'll bring that pamper'd Carcass down: The Roses shall wither in her wanton Cheeks; her [Page 35] Eyes, whose hot Beams dart Fire, grow dull and languid: — By all my Pangs of Jealousie, I'd rather clasp a Fiend, than Doubting Sleep by such an Angel.

And 'tis thy Doubts, Old Man, not I, torment thee— Our Sex, like Water, glides along pleasant and useful; but if grasp'd by a too violent Hand, unseen they slip away, and prove the fruitless Labour vain.

To Waters, Waves, and Rocks most justly may you be campar'd; — but I want time to hold an Argument. — Prepare this Night for your remove, — I am fix'd,—your Jewels, Equipage and all put up.

Let my Slaves take care of that,— What need have I of Jewels, Ornaments, or Dress, condemn'd to Cells and ever­lasting Solitudes?

My Lord, a Country Fellow is very importunate to speak with you.

Bring him in, — Mistress, you to your Chamber. You hear the man's Business is with me.

May it prove a vexatious one, I beseech Heaven.

—Oh, my honest Fruiterer, what brought you hither?

Why, an't shall please ye,—a marvellous thing has hapt since I see ye last, — a parlous Contrivance, by th'Mess, — as I hope for Margery, I ne'r see the like.

The matter, Friend!

Nay, Gadsores, ' [...]is zo strange, I can't tell whether I was asleep or dreamt, or no.

Prithee tell me quickly; what Wonder hast thou m [...]t with, Fellow?

Zir, I'm but a poor Fellow; but, as Neighbour Touch has it, I can zee into a Milstone, as var as another man.

Talk to the purpose, or I shall grow tir'd: — is it any thing concerning me or my Honour?

Ay, ay, Zir, you don't know the bottom of this Plot.

Nor the top on't neither, — dall [...]ing Fool, proceed.

Nay, you'l know it soon enough: — Ha [...]'t you a very handsom Wife, buxom and free, as the Saying is?

Oh the Devil, lies it there? Well! what follows?

I [...]ags, Cuckoldom, ch'am afraid, Zir,—for coming out of this Hause, there meets me a waundy handsom Fellow, [...]adsores, — he had the swinginst— what d'ye call't.—

Perruque, d'ye mean?

Ay, u [...]slid! our biggest Bushel, that's kept on pur­pose for the Maste [...]s of the Measures to zee, wou'd not, —no, [...] sacks, ch'um zure — it wou'd not cover it.

Did he enquire after my Wife?

By my troth he did. — Friend, says he, do you go often to that House? — Mahap I do, — mahap I do not, said I, what's that to you? Nay,—no harm, quoth he; and thereupon slipt a piece of Gold into my Hand.— I must con­fess that soften'd me, — and he went on,— D [...]st thou not know an old jealous, freakish, confounded Marquess lives there? Pray ye now dan't be angry, Sir, — I use but his own words.

No, no, go on.

And has he not, quoth he, a young lovely Wise?—. And then he run on with hard words, I cou'd not conceive for above a quart [...]r of an hour, tho I was wise enough to pick it out, that he was Amour'd on her.

Confound him, confound him!

Quo [...]h he,— Canst thou convey a Letter to her? —Why how now mon, zed I, who dost take me for, a Pimp? No, no, ch'am no Pimp,— an I war chou'd ha' better Cloas o' my Back, — [...]y th' Mess, chall do none o' your Bawdy M [...]ssages, not I; Do't your self, an you wull, for Tim. With that he drew his Sword, and I very vairly took up Heels, and run away, for ch'am very veard of a naked Sword.

Couldst thou not discover his Name?

His Ze [...]vants call'd him — Count — a—Cam— Cam — Cam — ch'am zure 'twas zummot about Cam.

What, — Camillus!

Ay, ay, that's it, that's it, in tro [...]h.

Oh, I am ru [...]n'd, blown up, undone! Camillus has his Pockets cramm'd with Gold; — he'll bribe the World to take his part: — Then that Contract — so firm and sure, — [Page 37] I lose her, and what I value more, h [...]r large Fortune. — Orada, what shall I do?

Suppose ye remove my Lady in a Litter, without any of your own Attendance,— for indeed I fear he'll way-lay all the Roads.—My Lord, she may be got many Leagues this night, and when in safety, you may send back for your Equipage.

M [...]ny Leagues! we' [...]l go a Thousand, — for I'll be with her, and force her speed.

That I suspected.

Zir, Zir, here che may serve ye, for I keep a Litter, as well as zell Fruit.

Oh! thou'rt an honest Fellow; and, fear not, you shall be rewarded beyond your Wishes:— Come in,— I'll give thee an Order for one of my best Horses, because my Servants shall not suspect 'tis for my self. Orada! get your Lady r [...]ady, — ' [...]is now near Night, and it shall be done with speed.

Be sure you lame the Horse now; for as soon as the Lit­ter has lost sight of the Marquess, we return into the City, and towards the Morning escape in a Felucca already order'd,— whilst the disappointed Marquess is [...]unting the Roads in vain.

Madam, I desire none of your Directions, I am per­fect Master of my Trade. — I cannot but think how bravely I shall maintain thee. Girl; for Mony comes rowling in.

Mind your Business, and think of Fooling afterwards.

SCENE, a Chamber.

I begin to grow damnable weary of nursing up this no Wound; I wish the dear Angel wou'd but come, and heal the real Wound my Heart endures.

Truly S [...]r, I shou'd have but l [...]ttle Stomach to a Mi­st [...]ess, if I were in your circumstances: —What [...] attempt to Cuckold a Spanish Governor in his own House!

Peace Coward, and see who's coming.

Sir, Sir, 'tis my Lord Governor.

Well, well —Oh! oh! oh!

Diego! unobserv'd secure that Sword, Hat, and Per­ruque, — I shall have use for't.

Yes, my Lord.

Oh, oh, oh!

How d'ye, Sir?

Oh, very bad,— just, just fainting.

Please ye to have some Cordial, Sir?

A little, if ye will.

And are not you a damn'd dissembling handsome Toad —Answer me that now, — answer me that. What [...] cor­rupt the Wife of my Bosom, my Darling Tittup! break the Laws of Hospitality! Well, — thou'rt a desperate Fellow, I protest; — design to Cuckold one that hopes to be a Gran­dee of Spain! — Abominable, by St. Iaques! Come, come, get up; your Wound's not mortal, I'll engage.

I'm so confounded, I know not what to say.

Ay, I thought 'twou'd come to this, — Now shall I be toss'd in a Blanket, burnt, drown'd, hang'd!

What, you'r out of humour, Sir! I must confess, 'tis a plaguy disappointment. Come, in short, I'll use ye much bet­ter than you ought to expect. Go with haste and privacy to your Lodgings, and the Town shall know nothing of the mat­ter: — Your Wig and other Accoutrements shall be sent after ye; but I must use 'em first.

My Lord, I beg your Pardon for this Attempt; you know ' [...] has been no more.

Your Goodwill was not wanting, thanks to your who­ring Stars.

Tho' unarm'd, I will not stir from hence, if you practise a thousand Cruelties upon me, unless I have your Promise, that you will not hurt your Wife. — I have Honour, tho' the Rules are now transgress'd. Nor can I leave a Lady (whom my Love has entic'd) to the Resentments of a Spanish Husband.

An Honourable Dog, as I hope to be sav'd! by all that's sacred, I [...]ill not hurt her; only she must remain depriv'd of [Page 39] that Liberty, which, against our Country's Custom, I had given her.

That I'm sorry for; but cannot ask more.

But I shall ask you to be gone. — Diego —get one of my closest Chairs, and let him be convey'd home, as sick.

Oh, I cou'd tear my Flesh.

No, no, fast and mortifie it.

I own you generous, but have not the Heart to thank you.

I tell ye once again— your Absence will best express your Acknowledgment.

Your Servant.

Oh, your very humble Servant, sweet Friend in a cor­ner! — Now, Diego! help to equip me.

My Lord!

The Perruque, the Perruque block — oh, how the amorous Rogue has perfum'd it, — the Pulvil, Essence, and Powder o'ercomes me.

My Lord, may I presume to tell ye,— your black Beard, and that white Perruque look very disagreeable.

No matter, the Curtains will hide that. — Now go to my Wife, and tell her, I am gone to the Castle, to see the Guards reliev'd, and shall sup there.—Tell her also, I desire she wou'd visit the wounded Colonel in my absence.—

— Now I shall find if Tittup knew the bottom on't, and were consenting to this Roguery.

Oh, we are happy beyond what we cou'd expect; my Husband sups at the Castle to night, — yet I tremble every Limb of me: — I swear I love this old Governor, and no­thing but this charming Englishman cou'd have tempted me to break my Vows.

Madam, you walk and talk, you know not where— you are in his Chamber.

— My Love, my Life, wilt thou not meet me? there is no further need of Counterfeiting.

How couldst thou serve me so?

Phogh, I knew 'twas you, and did it on purpose to make you jealous.

A pies, a pies, no, no, you did not know 'twas I: — I wou'd be deceiv'd, but cannot.

Oh, what must I expect?

Diego! — first turn this Baggage out o' doors,— and d'ye hear Mistress,—if ye tattle of these Affairs, I'll have ye poyson'd,—else ye are free and safe.

Madam, farewell; I can't excuse my self.

Now my Turn's a coming.

Ah Tittup! whither, whither art thou fallen?

No, Deary, not fallen, I was but staggering — and you caught me Deary.

For which I humbly conceive, you wish me hang'd, Deary.

Indeed, indeed D [...]ary, I'm glad my Honour's safe; — I never had an Inclination before, and never will again, if you forgive me.

I'll take care you shall never have another Opportuni­ty; your back Apartments must be your Prison, and an old Dovegna your Companion, till Tim [...] and Age have wrought off your loose Desires. No more [...]oity toity, — no more appea­ring at Windows, — dining at Deary's Table, and dancing af­ter it for Diges [...]ion. — I say, Tittup, all these Vanities must be forgotten.

Oh! stab me first! Let me not be a May-game to all my Servants, who by my Confinement wou'd guess at my Dis­grace. You us'd to swear you lov'd your Tittup— I never did a Fault before, but what a Frown might punish — Now let me experience your boas [...]ed Fondness; and take me to your Heart, with kind relenting smiles — else leave me distracted on the Earth in endless fears bemoaning my Indiscretion, and your Cruelty.

I feel I begin to mollifie!

Oh, Tittup, Tittup! Thou h [...]t been a Baggage! a [Page 41] very Baggage— by the Honour of Spain!

I confess I have been frail — But I will be forgiven, so I will — I'll hang about thy Neck; nor leave the dear Place 'till my Pardon's sign'd.

What! Give you again your Freedom to see another Colonel, and be again betray'd?

No; there is not such another Colonel.

How, Tittup!

Not such a Tempter; such a Seducer, I meant.

Thou pretty Epitome of Womans weakness— I dare not trust thee — Tittup— you must retire.

Do, lock me up; and next moment you are gone, I'll hang my self in my own Garters, so I will.— Can you behold your Tittup hang'd? her Eyes gogling, her Mouth, you have buss'd so often, gaping; and her Legs dangling three Yards above Ground? — This is the Sight you must expect.

Oh! I can't bear the thoughts on't— Stand farther off— farther yet— that I may rush upon thee with all the vigour of Sixteen, and clasp thee from such a Danger— Thou resistless Ruler of a doting, fond, old Fool! — Here — I forgive thee — but if after this, I catch ye staggering, expect no Mercy.

By the new Joys, your returning Kindness brings me, I'll die first!

The World may blame my Conduct; but then — they know not Tittup's Charms; the Power of her Eyes, and Pleasure of her Arms. — I cannot raise my Voice to sing, yet — hum! — No; Gad, zooks, 'twon't do.

Henceforth

SCENE, a Hall.

Do we succeed, my dear Orada?

Beyond expectation, Madam — within some mo­ments, you are in Camillus's Arms. — Hidewell is gone for [Page 42] a well-appointed Litter, which wheels but round, whilst Hide­well plays Tricks with my Lord; and then carries you to the English Embassador's.

Now my Desires are so near fulfilling, I begin to fear 'em — yet I know Camillus is Honourable.

All's Honourable. T [...]e House is Honourable, the La­dy Honourable: Fear nothing, but in, and Pray for our Suc­cess — I think I hear my Lord — You must be sure to seem very unwilling.

I'll warrant ye.

Is your Lady ready?

Yes, my Lord. But, good Lord! what a life have I had with her — I believe she has thrown Fifty things at my Head — She swears she won't go like a Thief in the Night.

Oh! when the Litter comes, we'll do well enough for that—I'll make her go, or leave her dead upon the place.— Dost thou think none of the Servants perceive our Preparations at this Back-door?

My Lord, there's no Danger—'tis so far through the Gardens; and now we have these Apartments, their Peo­ple never come at 'em.

Here comes my trusty Fellow well! hast go a Litter?

Ay; and by th' M [...]ss, an able one too — I worn ye Mon, afore day, we be past whistling after.

Friend, you never talk'd to a Lord in your life, I suppose.

Pho, pho! 'tis all well — Is the Horse for me ready too?

Just by the Litter, my Lord! — my Lord — i [...]ackens it saunds rarely.

Call Elenora.

I will vent [...]re— but Heavens! how I shall be us'd!

— Nay, M [...]dam, 'tis in vain disputing it; for you must and shall.

A vine Dame, by th' Mess!

Commanded by my Slave! Monster! whither dost thou [Page 43] intend to have me at this dead hour of Night? to Death, I hope.

To Death, if you resist — Orada, hall her along.

I think I do pull her— I believe her Arm will come off.

Why law ye, Mistress — dan't be so veard — Ye shall come to no hort— I have had vine Vokes in my Litter 'vore naw.

Away, Fool! leave halling me— I will go — thou cr [...]el Devil!

Come, I'll see her in the Litter; and then take Horse.

Sirrah! Sirrah! where's my Horse?

My Lord! m [...] Lord!

Sot! Dunce! my Horse!

Why a — why a — I ty'd him to the Pales — and tis so waundy dark without, I cannot find him.

Fly and search! Bid the Litter go softly: I'll oretake 'em.

I'm gone, I'm gone —

— My Lord, must I bring him hither?

Eternal Fool! Call to me, and I'll come out.

Udsookers! 'ch'am zummat a veard.

This Fellow will make me mad — Beast! will ye stir!

Ch'ave heard Vokes talk of Ghosts, zo I have, about the Park Pales.

[...]ascal! I'll make a Ghost o' thee; if thou dost not go, or direct me, where my Horse is.

I run, I run!

I'll lead him a Dance— Here, here!

A Pox, where?

— Oh! the Devil! I can't wag a step further! I have lost sight of him, and the Litter; and am lam'd into the Bargain— I hope Orada, observ'd my Directions for the Road— The Pass I gave 'em, lets 'em through the City Gates: If this Fool wou'd come once, I shou'd soon overtake 'em. — Numps, Fool! Are ye coming?

O Lard! O Lard! ch'am an undone, Mon! Gh'am an undone, Mon!

What's the matter?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

What ails the Fellow? Where's my Horse?

A Mur [...]ain, a Pla [...]ue take your Horse — ch'am maim'd for ever — For getting up to make haste, he has thrown me, and broke my Leg. Oh, my poor Wife and Children! they must to the Parish — Then Margery— how she'll take on! for, to zay truth, I lov'd her better than my Wife — Oh! Oh! Oh!

The Devil take thee, and all thy Family, for an un­lucky Dog! I see, I must call up my Servants at last.

Farewel, sweet Signior! for, by this time, your Lady's in safe Hands.

Pedro! Olonzo! Valasco!

Did you call, my Lord?

Yes. A Fellow has broke his Leg — You must wake Monsier Cureclap, my F [...]ench Surgeon — and, Olonzo, give Orders to my Grooms this moment, to prepare two Horses; Valasco shall go with me.

My Lord! what Fellow? Where is he? Why, here's no body!

Gone! Hell and Furies! A Plot upon my Honour, my Life, my Wife, my Estate! Murder! Murder! Saddle all my Horses; get what Friends Money will purchase; search every Road — my Estate! my Wife [...] Hell and Dam­nation!

So! the Cry's up agen — but Heaven be thanked, 'tis almost over now— What's the matter, my Lord Marquess?

Ruin'd, undone for ever! My Wife's Run away!

How! Run away! That's worse than I, Deary.

I know not: 'Tis according as you prove, Tittup — A [...] bad Wife's better lost than found.

Unkind Deary.

My Lord, burying all Animosities, I beg you wou'd assist me now. I shall run mad— my Wife, nay more, a great Estate, lost! lost!

My Lord, you must be pacify'd — I've ill News to tell you — there's a Letter sent me from Rome, by the Car­dinal Patron of Spain; that you stole a Young Lady, firmly contracted to a Noble Roman Count: Also His Majesty's Order to put the Lady in a Monastery, till your Cause is try'd.

I'll Hang my self! I'll Drown my self! I'll Bury my self alive! Dogs,! Whelps! get me Cords, Knives, Poyson, Sword, and Fire.

The Man's distracted — Diego, after; and perswade him.

'Tis a just Judgment on him, Deary, for being so Jealous.

Ay, Tittup; when Women never give any cause, you know, Tittup.

Hump!

Sir, my Lord Camillus [...] sends to give you an Account, that he expects the Lady Elenora at the English Embassador's. He hears, by an Express, your Honour has Orders from the King relating to her; to which he willingly submits.

An honest Lad, by the Honour of Spain — Tell him, Friend, I'll wait on him immediately at the Embassador's.

Deary.

What now! That begging look's put on for something.

Let me go with you, and see the Embassador's Lady, and the Marchioness, and —

— And the English Colonel. Ha! why, Tittup, canst thou look me in the Face, and ask this? — By the Honour of Spain, I believe this Hoity, Toity will desire me to admit him for her Gallant.

Truly, Deary, if the Colonel is there, you shall hear me charge him, never to see me more.

A new way, Tittup! to go into a man's Company, to forbid him your sight! Come— thou sha't along! and —

SCENE changes to the English Embassador's.

My Elenora! art thou here! do I hold thee fast, thou choicest Blessing of my Youth!

Witness my Heart, which strongly beats, how much I'm pleas'd in my Camillus's Arms! But, Oh! I blush, when I remember I am another's Wife.

No more o'that; the Cardinal's my Friend, and has promis [...]d a Divorce immediately— Therefore Crown my Joys with Smiles, and forget past Dangers.

I can say only this: I love ye —

And not descending Angels, with all their Heavenly Tunes, cou'd Charm like that dear sound! — safe in a Mona­stery thou shalt remain, till the Dispute is ended. And then— Oh! thou blest Charmer— then all my Sufferings shall be li­berally paid; and longing Love Revel in Feasts of unutterable Delight. — Nor art thou forgot, dear Orada, but, whilst I have Life, sha't be us [...]d like a Friend, and Mistress of my Fortunes.

I humbly thank your Honour, and heartily rejoice at my good Lady's Happiness.

Poor Hidewell! — I hope he is in safety. —

— Yes; and here, at your Honour's service, — tho' I have had a broken Leg, and two or three other Misfortunes, — but all [...]s well now, and I can dance for Joy.

Thou art a witty Rogue, — and henceforward sha't ha' no occasion to expose thy self, [...] I'll provide for thee like a Gentleman.

I'm your ready Slave, — D' ye h [...]r that, Mrs. Scornful?

how d' ye like my Parts and Person now?

Troth I've seen so much between my Lady and the Count, that my Mouth almost waters.

We shall soon agree, I find.

My de [...]r Elenora, the Ambassador's Lady sends

word, her Husband is gone for a few days to hunt: she is very ill, but that all things in her House are at your service.

To morrow I'll wait on her.

Oh, my dear Friend! here's the lovely Prize, which so well deserves the Pains I have taken.

A charming Lady! — My Lord, you are a happy man.

How goes your affair, and what's become of the obliging Friar?

Nay, Heaven knows! the Story is too long to tell; only this: I found the old Lord generous, and resolve to attempt his Wife no more.

I'm glad on't — in your Age you never will repent an un­committed Sin.

That Governor [...]s Lady seem [...]d a pretty good-humour'd Crea­ture; therefore, my Tyrant, let me see her but once

Who have we here! Oh Heavens! Father Andrew!

What! my Hector thus us [...]d!

What has befaln thee, oh thou weak Brother?

What has befaln me! you may behold what has befa [...]n me; Dirt, Wounds, and Disgrace. — The Ladies may live in Rat [...] Traps, or dye o' the Pips, for Father Andrew's Assistance again.

Look, forward Undertaker and wretched Performer, there the Lady stands, deliver'd by me!

My Lord, is not this the Friar brought your first Le [...]ter, after I was married, whom the Marquess caught and abus'd?

The same, Madam

I said he had unfortunate lines, but he wou'd take no warning.

Not to encourage any thing that's ill, but because you have suffer'd in my Cause, there's a Cordial will revive the Heart, and wash out all Stains.

For me you have suffer'd too; and I beg you wou'd accept of this.

Spite of Vows, in this Necessity there's no refusing such a Favor.

Come, Father, cheer up your self, have recourse to your old Friend Malaga, — I'll provide for ye, that you shall go thro [...] no more Dangers.

By St. Dominick, I had not need; for I have almost lost my Life in this.

Sir, the Governor of Barcellona is come to wait on ye.

Gods me — in, Father! you wou'd not see him, I suppose.

See him! I'd sooner see the Devil: — Well, I'll get a pretty Wench to wash me without, and good store of Malaga within, and try to forget past Sorrows.

My Lord, your Servant.

Yours in all Obedience.

— Yonder he stands [...] — the Ogling Rogue! I thought so. — My Lord Camillus, before I talk to you, pray give me leave for some few words with that Gentleman.

With all my Heart.

Sir!

My Lord!

Nay, o'th' t'other side, if you please, — Now, Tittup, speak what you promis'd.

Colonel Peregrine, my Lord has been so good to forgive me what is past; and I desire, for the future, as you are a Gentleman, you wou'd, after this night, never see me more.

Madam, I obey.

And d'ye hear,— if ye prove a Man of Honour, about Three­score Years hence I may leave ye Tittup for a Legacy, and abundance of Wealth, a World of Wealth, by the Honour of Spain.—Nay, 'tis worth staying for.

Threescore years hence, quotha!

Now, my Lord Camillus, to you and the Lady.

I wish we had some Musick,— since our Success, I can't keep my Heels on the Ground.

If the Company agree to it, I can procure my Lord Ambassa­dor's, and send for my own.

I'll motion it presently.

I freely submit, and will retire to what Monastery you appoint. I hope my future Conduct will satisfie the World of my Innocency.

And mine, of my Faith and Constancy.

What say ye now to Musick and Dancing?

With all my Soul, this is a Jubilee, which I'll keep whilst I've life.

But are we secure?

Fear not, Madam; my Guards surround the House, — and am not I here?