POEMS ON Several Occasions, Written in imitation of the manner of ANACREON, WITH Other Poems, Letters and Translations.
LONDON: Printed for R. Parker at the Ʋnicorn, under the Piazza of the Royal Exchange, in Cornhill. 1696.
TO THE Right Honourable THE Lord ASHLEY.
THere are many Reasons which ought to have kept me from troubling your Lordship with this Address, but I am willing sometimes to believe there are Others that will a little excuse my Presumption▪ [Page] I have been long tempted to use the first Opportunity that should offer, to express my particular Veneration for You. I wish, My Lord, I had now been happy in a better occasion, or that you would not take an Opinion of my Respect and Esteem for You, from the meanness of this Present.
Authors of all Ages are generally fond of their own Productions; but the Oldest and Youngest are most Infected with this Vanity. Yet I am not so partial to this my first Essay, but I know it wants many Perfections to be fit to come before You. If it Diverts you when you are pleas'd to be free from the Publick Concerns, which so often Employ You, 'tis the utmost of my pretences; I shall be proud of its good Fortune, and have no cause to repent I had the Courage to own it.
Your Lordship has sufficiently prov'd that the Gallant Man, and the Man of [Page] Business are not incompatable; No Man ever discover'd so early such a vast Capacity for the Business you have undertaken. And since you consented to be chosen a Member of the House of Commons, None ever appear'd more Sollicitous for the Publick Cood, or knew better how to promote it than your Lordship. You have joyn'd the Vivacity of Youth, with the Wisdom and Temper of Age, and already secur'd your Self a Character, which others have been Labouring for whole Ages with less success.
But your Thoughts in affairs of highest consequence, however weighty in themselves, never sit heavy on you; you are not discompos'd by them, or prevented from a moderate Enjoyment of those Pleasures, which are the Propiety of men of your Wit and Quality.
Those who have the Honour to be intimate with You, and are acquainted [Page] with the sweetness of your Disposition, and Your unaffected easiness to Your Private Friends, give us such idea's of You, that to be silent here, would be an injustice to Your Merit; however faulty we make our selves by it to Your Lordship. I can now almost please my self, that I am no better known to You; for certainly my Discretion could not restrain me from consulting my own, more than Your Lordships pleasure, in dwelling on this Subject.
The World have so High an Opinion of Your Worth, that they will excuse me for speaking of You, tho 'tis even in a Dedication; They will only blame me for concluding so soon; but 'tis that only which can give me any hopes of procuring Your Pardon.
Such indeed frequently abuse a Man of Quality, with unseasonable Praises who have servile ends to promote by [Page] it: but my design is purely to express my Zeal for Your Lordship. I have not yet Learn't to Flatter, and it miscarries so often of late, that the Vilest Authors begin to be asham'd of it.
Most of these Poems, which I humbly Dedicate to You, were Written by a Person in Love, in those Hours which he devoted to the Contemplation of his Mistress: Your Lordship, who is so well with the Fair Sex, must have been sensible of that Passion, which makes us think not always so justly as we ought, you will then pity the Errors you find here, If you can't excuse them; but I Tremble, my Lord, when I think there is not one inconsiderable enough to escape you. Yet tho I leave Your Lordship with these apprehensions of your Justice, I would not wholly dispair of Your Mercy.
THE Preface.
AFter I have ventur'd to declare, That most of these Poems were Written in Imitation of Anacreon's Manner, I shall be excus'd for keeping the Reader a little while from them; since 'tis necessary I should Explain my meaning to some who may think me too forward. I wish I understood Anacreon as well as a great many Gentlemen, who perhaps don't Love him better; but I believe I know enough of him, and of the rest of the Ancients, to find he excell'd them all in the Lyrick way of Writing, for the Naivete of his Thoughts, and Expressions, for his Gaiety and good Humour, for his Delicacy and Pleasantry, and for most of the Qualities of an honest Gentleman and a Lover. Of all the Ancients Catullus and Horace were happiest [Page] in their Imitation of Anacreon; Catullus Coppied the Delicate Turn of his Thought, the softness, simplicity, and negligence of his Expression; but Monsieur Rapin tells us, he is not always free from Affectation. Horace imitated him in his Gaiety and good Humour; but he is not so Natural, so Sweet and insinuating as Anacreon, who is ever Pleasant, Free and Graceful, and for the Naivete of Thoughts, I believe will never have his Equal. I might say much more of Anacreon, and the comparison between him, Catullus and Horace; but I will leave it for a fairer Occasion, and acquaint the Reader with what more immediately relates to the Verses I here Publish. I have indeavour'd every where to be Easy and Natural; to say no more than what rises directly from the Subject. I have avoided, as far as I could, the Faults of such as have written of Love before me: They were, some of them, Witty Gentlemen, but they seldom speak warmly of their Mistresses Beauties, or their own Passion; when they pretend to it, they discover a greater value for themselves, and would be rather thought Witty and Learned, than Hearty and Passionate. I must confess, I was never touch'd by any of these Famous Authors. I can scarce read them without Indignation, but I believe their Mistresses were as cold as their Verses, and then I am better satisfi'd. After what Mr. Walsh has Inform'd us of their Mistakes in his judicious Preface to his [Page] Poems, there is little more for me, or any Man to say on that Subject: You will find nothing in this little Volume, but what was the Real Sentiments of my Heart at the time I Writ it, and he that will not give himself a greater Liberty, has no need to fear being thought forc'd, or unnatural, which is the greatest Viee in Verses of Love and Gallantry.
'Tis true, when a Man Industriously avoids Art, he will be in danger of becoming flat and insipid. But we must never let it appear too visibly, and when we mingle it in a Poem, we must manage it so, that it may seem all of a Piece. Art must never be too high for Nature, nor Nature too low for Art, Especially in the Affairs of Love, where the Ladies are to be our Judges, who are very nice in such matters, and will frequently be more taken with a Passionate Look or Gesture, than with formal Speeches, or the finest Arguments. As I have imitated Anacreon in this Naivete of Thought. So I have follow'd him in his regular measure; and I was once almost resolv'd to call the Poems that were written in imitation of his manner, Odes; The Numbers being as exactly try'd, and as truly Lyrical as I could make them. But the Numbers are too regular and the Poems were not divided into Stanza's, according to the Modern Character of an Ode. Tho Anacreon did not set us this Example, neither did Pindar allow himself to be so Licenti [...]us in his Measure, as some who would have us believe [Page] they have Imitated him. As for the Stanza, the Ancients and Moderns have frequently us'd it, and 'tis very beautiful in those who perfectly understand it; yet the sense being to be often clos'd, and a Connexion of the whole to be still continued; there are few that can confine themselves to such narrow Limits; but when they strive to be Correct in the Stanza, their Thoughts appear imperfect and confus'd, and have nothing of that Native freedom which ought every where to shine in Poetry. To avoid these Errors, I have given myself more room, but still observ'd one manner, and kept my Verses to seven or eight Feet, which admits of a softer Cadence, and in little things, pleases the Ear better than the English Heroick of Ten Syllables. Besides, having study'd to be always Lyrical, the Numbers according to Mr. Dennis (who is one of our best Judges) should not be extended beyond the eighth Syllable. The Heroick Measure is more sounding, and by consequence not so suitable to the Softness of my Subject, which is generally Love, nor to the simplicity of the Thought and Expression, which I hope will no where appear Forc'd or Affected.
If I have not succeeded in Englishing the Two Satires out of Boileau, so well as those Gentlemen who have done some others of them, and from whom more is to be expected, I may at least affirm they have not kept closer to the Original, [Page] than I have; and perhaps being too tender of the Reputation of that great Man, to mingle my own Thoughts with his, or take the liberties which are allow'd in an Imitation, I was oblig'd in some places, where I strove to be Litteral, to speak too much like Prose; I hope, however, this fault will not be often found, or very much to my disadvantage.
The Translations out of Catullus, &c. have been often Attempted before, I must own I was not pleas'd with them my self, nor perhaps will the World be more satisfy'd with mine: I think, however, in the Numbers and the Turn, I have been more Faithful to the Originals; yet I don't always keep to 'em too servilely.
After all I can say to insinuate my self into the favour of the Publick, I shall make no dependance on my Excuses, though I have many to Offer, which have at least a Colour of Reason; Poetry has not been the business of my Life; I should reckon it amongst my Misfortunes if it had; I only, like Prince Arthur, made it my Diversion, and perhaps, like him, it may be only a Pleasure to the Author. 'Tis too Rich a Study to be a Mans constant Diet, but proper to relish such as are more Grave, and more Profitable.
[Page]Mr. Walsh tells us, A Man ought to be out of Love to Correct those Pieces which he Writes in his Amorous Furies; but I have not had the Patience to tarry for that dismal Hour, and I hope 'twill be late before it overtakes me. This will be some excuse for me to the Fair and Young, whose Hearts are in the same Circumstances; and if some Errors may have escap'd me, they will, for their own sakes, forgive such follies which my Passion has made me Guilty of.
There are some who will condemn me for being too familiar in my Love Descriptions, and going beyond the severity of Religion: These are a sort of Persons who will have the Liberty of their Thoughts, in spite of Law or Reason, who having lost their Tast (if ever they had any) for things of this Nature, are disgusted at the Pleasures others Enjoy, and they are wholly incapable of. If they were People that could be convinc'd by Good Sense, what the Bishop of Rochester says on this, in his Life of Cowley, is enough to satisfy them. If Devout or Vertuous Men will Superciliously forbid the Minds of the Young, to Adorn those Subjects, about which they are most conversant, they would put them out of all capacity of performing Greater Matters when they come to them, for [Page] the exercises of all Mens Wits, must be always proper for their Age.
But lest the Ladies, whom I desire chiefly to Please, and fear always to Offend, should be prevail d on by these false scruples, to think ill of the following Poems; I assure them here is nothing which has not already been allow'd of by the most Vertuous, as well as the most Charming of their Sex.
THE CONTENTS.
- TO Flavia. pag. 1
- The Contest. pag. 3
- To Cloe. pag. 7
- On a Perfume taken out of a Young Ladies Bosom. pag. 9
- The Grove. pag. 11
- To Corinna. pag. 14
- [Page]The Picture. pag. 16
- To Mr. Sergeant, inviting him into the Country. pag. 18
- The Country Wit. pag. 21
- To the Bath, and Zelinda in it. pag. 23
- To Corinna. pag. 25
- To a Gentleman on his being Jilted. pag. 28
- To Lucinda on her Recovery from an Indisposition. pag. 31
- The Respectful Lover. pag. 34
- The second Ode of Anacreon, Translated out of the Greek pag. 36
- Written Extempore in a Young Ladies Almanack. pag. 38
- To Cleora. pag. 39
- [Page]A Fragment out of Petronius. pag. 42
- Out of Catullus. pag. 44
- A Song. pag. 46
- A Song. pag. 48
- A Song. pag. 50
- A Song. pag. 52
- An Epigram on a pert slovenly Satirist. pag. 55
- An Epigram of Boileau, imitated. pag. 56
- Another pag. 57
- Another. pag. 58
- The Seventh Satire of Boileau, English'd. pag. 59
- The Second Satire of Boileau, English'd. pag. 67
- To Dr. Turberville of Salisbury. pag. 85
POEMS.
TO FLAVIA.
THE CONTEST.
TO CLOE.
ON A PERFUME Taken out of a Young Ladie's Bosom.
The GROVE.
To CORINNA.
The PICTƲRE.
TO Mr. Sergeant Inviting him into the Country.
THE Country Wit.
TO The Bath and Zelinda in it.
TO Corinna.
TO A GENTLEMAN ON HIS Being Jilted.
TO LUCINDA, ON HER Recovery from an Indisposition.
THE Respectful Lover.
THE Secend ODE OF ANACREON. Translated out of the Greek.
Written Extempore in a Young Lady's Almanack.
TO Cleora.
OUT OF PETRONIUS. An Imitation.
OUT OF CATULLUS.
SONG
SONG Sung at York-Buildings.
SONG
SONG
Epigram On a pert, slovenly Satyrist.
Some Epigrams OF BOILEAU's
Imitated.
Another.
Another.
THE Seventh Satire OF BOILEAU, English'd.
THE Second Satire OF BOILEAU, English'd. Inscrib'd to Mr. —
TO Dr. Turberville Of Salisbury.
TO A Young Lady Who Commanded me To write Satire.
TWO Letters of Voiture Translated; With other occasional Letters. To Mr. Gourdon at London.
I Have had more Leisure than I desir'd, to send you what you demanded of me at parting; and the Winds, instead of carrying away my promise, have given me time to keep it. They have already detain'd me here this eight days. It would certainly have been very tedious if I had not brought those Thoughts with me from London, which will entertain me yet a great while longer. I'll assure you, you have your share of them, and that my best Thoughts are still employ'd about you, or about those Things which I saw by your means.
[Page 96]You may well mistrust that I am not now talking of the Tower or the Lyons, which you were pleas d to shew me. In one person only, you made me see a greater Treasure than I found there; and One who is at the same time more Cruel than even the Lyons or the Leopards. After all this, you will quickly perceive 'tis the Countess of Carlile, of whom I am speaking. For there is none besides her, of whom I can say so much Good, and so much Ill. Whatever danger there is in remembring her, I have not yet been able to forbear it. And to be sincere, I would not part with the Idea I have of her in my Breast, for all that I have seen of what is most Fair, or most desirable in the World. I must confess she is all over a very Bewitching Lady; and there would not be a person under Heaven so worthy to be Belov'd, if she knew what Love was, or if her Soul were but as Sensible, as it is Reasonable.
We can say nothing of her in the condition we know her, but that she is the most Lovely of all things which are not good, and the most agreeable Poyson that ever Nature made. I fear her Wit so much, that I was once resolv'd not to let you have the Verses I send you; for I know she distinguishes in all things, what is Good and what is ill, and that the Goodness which ought to be in her Will, is wholly confin'd to her Judgment. I shall be little concern'd [Page 97] if she condemns them; they are not worthy of a better fortune; they were made before I had the Honour to know Her; and I should be sorry if had, till now, prais'd or blam'd any one to Perfection, since I reserve both the one and the other for her.
As to you, Sir, I will not make any Excuse, I pretend you are very much oblidg'd to me, and ought to take it kindly that you have been able to perswade me to send you some bad Verses. I can assure you 'tis the only Copy I ever writ twice over; And if you know how Lazy I am, you will reckon my Obedience in this, no small proof of the Power you have over me, and of the Passion, with whlch I would be,
TO Madam SAINTOT, Sent with an Orlando Furioso.
THis, Madam, is certainly the Noblest Adventure of Orlando. For now that he has the Honour to Kiss your Hands, he performs something more for his own Glory, than when he forc'd Scepters from the hands of Kings, and alone, defended the [...]rown of Charles the Great. The Title of Furioso, with which he has past all over the World, ought not to deter you from doing him that Honour. For I am confident, that in approaching you, he will become more Discreet, and as soon as he sees you; will forget [Page 99] his Angelica. At least this I know by Experience, that you have wrought a greater Miracle than this, and with one Word have Cur'd a Folly more dangerous than his. And indeed 'twould be more Improbable than any thing Ariosto has told us of him, if he were not sensible of the Advantage you have over that Lady; and if he did not confess, that she would never have so much need, as in your presence to fly to the Assistance of her Inchanted Ring. All the Famous Knights in the World were not proof against the Charms of that Beauty. She never struck the Eyes of any, but at the same time she wounded an Heart, and Inflam'd with her Love, as many Parts of the World, as the Sun Enlightens; yet that Beauty was but a Picture ill Drawn of the wonderful Things we admire in you.
All the Collours of Poetry cannot Paint you so Fair as we behold you; nor can the Imagination of Poets reach to such a height. The Chambers of Chrystal and the Palaces of Diamonds, which you will read of here, are far more easy to be imagin'd. And the Enchantments of Amadis, which appear to you so Incredible, are hardly more Incredible than your Own. At the first sight, to seize upon Souls the most Resolute, and the least made for Servitude; to Create in them a sort of Love, which is sensible of Reason and Ignorant both of Hope and Desire; to Transport with Pleasure [Page 100] and Glory, the Minds of those from whom you have Ravish't Repose and Liberty, and to render those perfectly satisfied with you, to whom you never were but Cruel. These are effects more strange and more distant from Probability, than the Hippogrifes and flying Chariots of Ariosto, or any of the most Admirable things Romances tell us of. If I shou'd continue this Discourse, I shou'd make a Book larger than this I send you. But this Cavalier, who is not us'd to give place to any Man, is impatient to see me Address you so long, and therefore Advances to Raccount you himself the History of his Amours. 'Tis a Favour which you have often refus'd to me. Yet I suffer him to do it without Jealousy, tho he is so much happier than I, since he has promis'd me, in return, to present you with these Lines, and oblige you to read them before any thing else.
This is an Enterprise which requires a Courage equal to his, to undertake, and yet I am doubtful how it will succeed with him; however, methinks 'tis but just, that since I give him the Means to Entertain you with his Passion, he shou'd acquaint you with something of Mine, and that amongst so many Fables he should inform you of some Truths. I know you will not always be inclin'd to hear them; tho since [Page 101] you are to be Touch't by none of them, and that my respect is too much a Trifle to move your Resentment, there can be no great Danger in letting you know, that I esteem you alone above all the rest of the World: To command which, I should not be so Proud, as to Obey you.
TO Mr. WALTER At ROME.
WE admir'd we heard nothing from you in a long time; but by your last we perceive you were making a Tour from Rome to Naples, and kept us in suspence during your absence from Rome, that you might make us more happy when you came back, in a Discription of what you saw at Naples. You remember, Sir, how often I envy'd you the Happiness you were going to Enjoy in the prospect of those Delicious Countries, which gave birth to the best Muses of Antiquity. I have since often wish'd my self with you in your Pilgrimage to Virgils Tomb.
[Page 103]But now we can hear of your being at Rome, Naples, Mantua, Verona, &c. without the least Emulation. We could no longer have any satisfaction in treading those paths which were before trod by Catullus, Virgil, and Horace. For a Person of good Quality has assur'd us, the Ancients were a parcel of thoughtless, musty Fellows; that Virgil can hardly pass on him for a good maker of Ditties, and his Georgicks are fit only for Plow-men and Drovers. That Horace must give place to Mr. D—y; but truly Catullus had a pretty merry way with him, tho we have a great many People of Quality who are more Gay, and understand Delicacy, Love and Gallantry much better.
I think you never design'd to go so far as the Morea, or to pay a Visit to Old Athens; and 'tis well you did not give your self that trouble. The Greeks have utterly lost their Reputation; you would not have been respected a whit the more for breathing over the Ashes of Sophocles, Euripides and Menander. Homer's Achillis, is no more to us now, than a Don Bellianis, and Theocritus is oblidg'd to Veil the Bonnet to some of our Sawneys and Jockeys.
But if this Honourable Critick has been so severe with the Ancients, he is wondrous kind to the Moderns. He has secur'd Prince Arthur's Reputation, and thinks it, at least, sit to be compar'd with Milton's Paradice Lost. We must [Page 104] confess the Poem stands fair in the Opinion of some honest, well-meaning Gentlemen. But you will never forgive any Man, by what Name or Title soever Dignifi'd or Distinguish'd, who shall draw such Paralels between Dr. B— and Mr. Milton.
The Dr. is not the only Poet who is happy in the good Graces of this Nice Gentleman; he has taken on him to Praise Mr. C— who, he says, has Matter enough about him to make ten Virgils; and to shew you he is no Niggard, he throws you in a Theocritus, into the bargain: You have often agreed with me, that Mr. C— has a great deal of Merit, and you know we were very glad the Town treated it so civilly at its first appearance, especially in an Age, when People seem to have lost their Relish in Poetry: But you will not consent to every thing, the Person of Honour has said on this Subject. Neither, I suppose, will Mr. C— be oblidg'd to one who shall Print his Panegyrick with a Libel on Virgil.
Thus in a moment the Moderns have got the start of the Ancients: You have Travell'd to a fine purpose; most of the Advantages you proposed to your self by it, are destroy'd, since what can be more Ungrateful to us now, than the Names of those Great Men, who made a Figure in the Days of Augustus? But for your comfort, there are some of us that get secretly [Page 105] a corner and Read over Virgil and Horace, with the same pleasure and admiration, which like an innocent Man, you may think they still deserve. We will with joy hear you Discourse of the little Remains you saw of them, and if you could bring us the least Relick of them, we would find out some place private enough to Adore it, inspite of the ill treatment they meet with.
After I have said so much of these late Criticisms, and of the affairs of Wit and Learning, you may expect a little News from the Theatre; you hear the Town gives Incouragement to two Stages, and there is the oddest Emulation amongst 'em that can be Imagin'd. For instead of striving who shall get the best Plays, they are both Industrious to secure the worst; The Old House had for a while in this the Advantage of the New; for they got Mr— amongst them; but the New scorn'd to be out done by such Youngsters, and engag'd Mr—, tho' perhaps you don't think Mr. D— is less intollerable than the other Play Wright. However, for true substantial Dulness in Tragedy, the New House has indisputably the better of 'em; no Man must in this, pretend to Rival Mr. B— who has at last convinc'd us he is capable of writing a Play more Insipid than any of his former. Thus between the two Houses we are every week presented with a New Monster; I think [Page 106] they ought to hang out the Picture of it, that we may see how we like it before we Enter; 'tis what others, in the same case, make a Conscience of.
The Old House about two Months ago, made amends for the fatigues of a whole Winter; they gave us Oroonoko, a Tragedy, written by Mr. Southern, with as much purity and force, as any we have yet had from that Great Man. I cant say 'tis Regular enough, but had it been more Correct, we should not easily have known which of Mr. Otways Plays to prefer before it. The New House, to shew they can be as Complaisant sometimes, as the Old, presented us lately with a tolerable good Comedy, call'd, Lovers Luck, written by a Gentleman in the Army: I saw it once, and tho I dare not vindicate it, I think 'tis the best of the kind we have had since you left us.
You tell me you did not give me a larger Description of what you saw Remarkable at Naples, &c. it being big enough for a Volume; you see I don't consi [...]er this when I write to my Friends, I wish you may as easily excuse the length of this, as I would pardon such a freedom in you. I wish you may enjoy a thousand pleasures in the Carnival which you are to pass at Venice, and when that is over, let me tell you, there are no Excuses which ought to keep you any longer from us.
TO N. B—, Esq At ENFIELD.
I Receiv'd from you lately a very Sententious and Grave Epistle suitable indeed to the importance and dignity of the Subject, being in Praise of Matrimony; but why you should Address such a Discourse to me of all Mankind, is what, at first, I could not easily comprehend. You know very well I was never one of those Witty Gentlemen who are always railing at Women and Marriage, as some People make Speeches against the Court, with a design to get Places there. I find the Trick miscarries so often, and see so many of these Satirist; [Page 108] Live with the scandal of old Batchelors, that I am resolv'd to make my Peace with the Fair as soon as possible.
You were not wholly Ignorant of this disposition of mine, when you wrote your Letter; and on serious consideration of your proceedings, I must tell you plainly, that unless you had some further design in it, you would have thrown away a great deal of very good Morality, abundance of fine Sayings and Quotations to no purpose in the World. They had been all lost on me, for I was as fully perswaded before of what you say, as I believe you to be sincere when you writ it. However, I am surpris'd at your excellent Temper and Moderation, for upon some accounts I should have sooner expected from you a Satire, than a Panegirick on a Marri'd Life; and when you speak well of it, it must be confest you show your self the most impartial, and freest from Prejudice of any Man, since your own Provocations cannot tempt you to speak against your Conscience.
This Letter of yours, were it to be Publish'd, and your Circumstances a little better known, were enough to convert some of our most obstinate Marriage-haters; they would see here a person who has suffer'd from Marriage the injury of Relations, and the inconvenience of a Wife, yet offering himself to Vindicate it to [Page 109] the last. This would be a stronger Argument for it, than any of those you have us'd to me, and they would be apt to fancy there are those Secret pleasures in this blessed state, perhaps in the disturbances of it, which none know but such as are in it.
My Friend Mr. Oldmixon has seen your Letter, and joins with me in admiring the Sagacity of it; he is no Marriage-hater I assure you, but what, he says, makes him wonder most, is that being sensible how vexatious it must be to have a Wife out of her Wits, you should still preserve your own, and that being deni'd the priviledg of a Husband, you should never take the liberties of a Batchelour; in this he thinks you might have some relief, if you were not so well contented, and so much in Love with your Condition; And you must certainly be very well pleas'd with it, when you are always tempting others to Conform to the Doctrine of Matrimony, unless, as we are told in some other cases; you design to betray us into the noose, that you may have Companions in your Misfortune, and laugh at the mischief you have done. And you give me, Sir, some reasons to mistrust your intention at the close of your Letter, when you recommend the ill Natur'd Lady to me for a Mistress. I cannot help suspecting that you [Page 110] would be very glad to have me as near you own Circumstances as possible, when the choice you have made for me so nearly resembles that which you were pleas'd to make for your self.
Well, Sir, I agree to your sage Councels, and will give you the Honour of making me a Convert, since you seem so much to affect it; tho I assure you, I was far from being in a necessity of your Admonition in this matter, and to speak my mind freely, if I had not been prepossest before with an ill Opinion of my present state, your Reasons would not have had so compleat a Victory, as you may now boast of; the fine froward Lady you wish me to, might have still liv'd without a Servant, and have lost a very pretty opportunity to show her Talent at Scolding: I wish to God you could change that fault of hers, for any other. I can never beat it out of my Head, but there must be a great deal of plague in Noise, Peevishness, &c. tho you know best indeed how far that is tollerable; and I am resolv'd to take the Advice of People of Experience.
Bring me then to my Mistriss, as soon as you please; secure me in all her other Fair [Page 111] Endowments; give me your promise that I shall clear my self of my Spouse, as easily as you got rid of yours, and see if I am not her, and,
TO Mr. Freeman.
IF I were, of all Men, the most Extravagant and Whimsical, you, who were once guilty of the same weaknesses, should be the last to Condemn me, since the Passion that robs me of my Reason, has before had the same effects on your self; you have been long enough blest by it, to forget its former Injuries; and were I to be as happy in my Love, as you have been in yours, I would give you no more cause to complain of my being troublesome, or disturbing your Conversation with Sighs, Groans, Rants, and an Innumerable multitude of Complaints, &c.
[Page 113]I mistrust, indeed, there are a great many persons in the World who would believe me a very improper Man to make a Husband, were they to see me in some of those fits which you Advise me to be Cur'd of. But these are persons who never felt the Power of Love. 'Tis true, they are Husbands, and we ought to suppose that all in those Circumstances were first in Min [...]. We ought to suppose it, if we did not see every day that a Man may easily be an Husband, without being a Lover, or concerning himself any farther about his Mistress, than adjusting her Portion, and Compounding the Settlement. These are your Modern Husbands, and your Modern Lovers; and this is the reason why the Age is so plentifully Stock'd with a sort of Animals, which the Antients us'd to shew for Monsters, as we would now a Rhinoceros, or an Ʋnicorn. But thanks to our Stars, Custom has prevail'd on us to look on them with less Astonishment; and even our Children can now play with them, without being Frighted.
[Page 114]I know some Men, who if they were to Marry, I should suspect they would serve their Wives, as a Friend of mine [...]es his Books, lay them on the Shelf, [...] [...]ever touch them, but when they [...] so much in his way that he cannot [...]pe them, who when ever he favours [...] Author so far as to bring him into his Closet, we know presently he never intends to Read him. But we that are his Friends are asham'd to see a good Library grow mouldy for want of use, and tumble it over, as freely as if it were our own Property.
The negligence and disrespect of the generality of Husbands would be prevented, if People were ne [...] to Marry before [...]y give suff [...]cient proofs of their Passion, [...] that Interest is not the only Reason of [...]heir Engagements: Or if the Proofs we [...] did not lye under the scandal of [...], which you seem to [...] There are, I confess, in Lo [...], as well as Religion, a Crowd of False Pretenders; and those who talk most of their Sincerity, are most [Page 115] to be suspected. The Enthusiasts in both Cases are to be seldom Trusted: But though we meet with several Instances of their Trenchery, we should not censure all of them for Hippocrites, since we must own, that such as are most Devout, will some times be oblidg'd to discover their Flames: And by their Warmth and Gesture we may Distinguish very often the True Zeal from the Affected.
You may consider then how far I am to be believ'd; and I could almost dare you to declare publickly, whether you don't think my Extravagance and Unreasonableness (as you term it) are the most Lawful and Reasonable of any you ever met with; or whether they ever gave you cause to mistruct that I Dissembled? Or whether, when you Reflect on the Advantages Corinna has above all other Women, you do not Excuse me for Loving her to such an Extremity?
This, Sir, I think you must in Justice declare, and then I shall never repent me of a folly which brings me so many Satisfactions, nor desire to be Cur'd, but [Page 116] by the same Remedies which succeeded on you; and I dare you further to Publish whether in the height of my Distraction, I forgot once my Duty to my Friends.
TO Dr. M—n.
I Am of your Opinion, that Mr. Cowley succeeded better in his Anacreontiques, than in his other Poems. But he Affected to have a Universal Genius, and that may be the Reason why so great a Wit has left us so Little that is Excellent: We find in all his Writings a Luxuriant Fancy; but 'tis every where Crowded with trivial Points and Turns; the one sometimes very unnatural, & [Page 118] the other seldom truly Delicate. Tho you Commanded me to give you my Opinion on his Anacreontiques, you did not desire me to say any thing of his Pindariques. You knew very well I would Excuse my self if you had; whether I like 'em or not, there is so much due to the man who first Introdc'd this way of writing amongst us, that none, but the Prophane will venture to disturb his Ashes. If Mr. Rimer had thus consider'd his Duty to Shakespear, as he was the Father of our Stage, he would have sav'd himself, and the World, a great deal of Trouble and Scandal.
Mr. Dryden has frequently given us a Character of Mr. Cowley's other Verses, but he never said any thing of those written in imitation of Anacreon. 'Tis true, that great Poet is above this Manner, his Genius cannot Stoop to such Petty Employments; But this must not excuse others, who have not his Qualifications, and yet take the same Liberty to think themselves above an Ode or an Elegy. They reckon them amongst the Low Poetry, and nothing can please them now, but [Page 119] Heroick's, Pindarick's, or Tragedy. I have known some who have succeeded in a Madrigal, presently conclude themselves Inspir'd, and nothing would satisfy them, but they must Venture on an Heroick Poem. You will scarce believe me if I should tell you that an Honest Rhiming Hosier is at this time busie in the Second Part of Prince Arthur. I must confess these things are above my Reach; and I never thought any Person Living capable to pretend to it but Mr. Dryden, and he who knows best what it is, knows also the Task is so difficult, that he durst not attempt it. I send you, inclos'd, the Second Ode of Anacreon in English, by comparing it with Mr. Cowley's, you will see best how much I differ from him in his Coppying Anacreon; Mr. Cowley confesses he has Translated it Paraphrastically; and you will perceive where he mingles his own Thoughts with Anacreons, he does it very much to the disadvantage of the Original. Anacreon comes directly on the Subject he Treats of, whilst Mr. Cowley turns and winds to shew his Wit and Learning.
[Page 120] Anacrean gives us one good Thought in an Ode, Adorning it with all the Flowers, and graces of a true Delicacy; and we like it much better than the strange Variety of some of his Imitators. He has in the Ode I send you, Exprest in Twelve words, what Mr. Cowley dwells on almost as many Lines. Some allowance must be made for the Language, but the Difference in the Expression is much more disproportionate. He would hardly have run a Division, when he came to, ‘ [...].’
Mr. Cowley.
Anacreon would have been loath to own,
[Page 121]He would have startled to have seen the conclusion of his Ode thus Paraphras'd.
This is a particular sort of Wit, which I am sure is very inconsistent with the Character of Anacreon; Nothing can be more Easy and Natural than this Thought in the Original, where the Translator has been so prodigal of his Points: But in good manners to the Sacred memory of Mr. Cowley, I ought not to say so much against it as I could.
[Page 122]Through the whole Ode, Mr. Cowley has not at all been exact in his Rhimes or Numbers: If there were no other Faults, this would be enough to Condemn him in things where a sweet Cadence is one of the Chiefest Graces; But every Body knows Mr. Cowley's Felicity was not his measure. However, we will forgive him this, with a great many other mistakes, for the Beauty of his Ode upon Age, which is a master-piece; and whoever pretends, to give us a Translation of Anacreon, must set that for his Pattern.
Thus, Sir, I have brought my Thoughts into as little a compass as possible; you have them freely, and without Prejudice, if what I have said will satisfy you for the present; hereafter you may expect something more on this Subject,