THE Fatal Discovery; OR, LOVE in RUINES.
A TRAGEDY, As it is Acted at the Theatre Royal, BY His MAJESTY`s Servants.
With a PREFACE in Answer to a scandalous Copy of Verses, written by Mr. Dryden, and prefixt to a Play call'd Heroick Love.
LONDON: Printed by I. Orme, for R. Wellington, at the Lute in St. Paul's Church-Yard, and sold by Percivil Gilborne, at the Harrow, at the corner of Chancery-Lane, and Bernard Lintott, at the Cross-Keys in St. Martins-Lane, near Long-Acre. 1698.
ADVERTISEMENT.
☞This week will be publish'd the History of Polybius the Megalopolitan, containing an Account of the Affairs of the whole World. Translated by Sir Henry Sheers and Mr. Dryden, in three Volomes, the third never before Printed.
Next week will be publish'd the last new Tragedy, call'd Caligula. Written by Mr. Crown, Author of the Destruction of Ierusalem. Printed for Richard Wellington, at the Lute in St. Paul's Church-Yard.
PREFACE TO THE READER.
THIS Play, and the unknown Author, possibly both of 'em wanting merit enough to appear in full Glory, viz. with an I. Dryden, in Heroicks, in laudem Autoris; however, not to thrust it naked into the World without some Garniture, I shall treat my Reader with a short Anatomy Lecture upon a late notoriously famous piece of Rhime, viz. Mr. Dryden's Encomium upon the Tragedy call'd Heroick Love.
But first, I must desire the Honourable Author of that Ingenious Play, to believe, here's not the least Reflection designed to a Person of his high Quality: No, though with all the natural Confidence of a Player, I am not arrived to the Impudence of a superannuated Laureat; that, (as far as his toothless snarle can bite) spares neither Honour nor Quality, but upon occasion can make even Monsters of Crown'd Heads.
That Posthumus Offspring of I. Dryden, late Esq (for so I may venture to call it, his Gasping Muse being almost defunct) is all its Daddies own true Begotten, as the very Features and Lineaments will plainly shew; being a true Dryden Composition, in all his own celebrated perfections of Pride, Fawning, and Scandal. This Poem, though designed a Caress to the Honourable Author, however, makes the top Compliment at home; the main flourish upon himself: when with his own long and laudable Vanity, all true Drydenism, he gives the Reader to understand, That I. Dryden is the very Father of the Mases, the Sourse, Fountain, and Original of Poetry, nay, the Apollo himself; when all the Address he has to make this Ingenious and Honourable Author, is, the Resignation of his own Lawrels.
But here, I am afraid, he makes him but a course Compliment, when this great Wit, with his Treacherous Memory, forgets, that he had given away his Lawrels upon Record, no less than twice before, viz. once to Mr. Congreve, and another time to Mr. Southern. Prithee old Oed [...]pus, expou [...]d thi [...] Mystery: Dost thou set up thy own Transubstantiation Miracle in the Donation of thy Idol Bays, that thou hast 'em Fresh, New, and whole, to give 'em three times over? Or rather though three times given already, they are so little worth Acceptance, that thou hast [...]em still to dispose threescore times more upon a Civil occasion. And indeed, 'tis no great wonder to see thee so fr [...]nk of thy Favours; thou art always as free of thy Lawrels as thy Panegy [...]ks: Th [...]n [Page] hast 'em ready at all turns for every dear Adored, even an Oliver himself: &c. and therefore tis no great surprize to see thee so generous of thy Bays, when thou canst twine 'em for a Cromwells Brows.
But as his Poetical Lawrell [...] are indeed as Abdicated as his Honesty; so read him but a little further, and you'll find his Manners as Antiquated as himself; when amongst a long Scroll of Scurrility upon our Play-house, he tells us, [...]ow [...]ne set [...] Mo [...]ter in our B [...]lls to fill our emp [...]y Pit.—'Tis pity [...] [...]r [...]er, if [...] crasie for flauging, were not a little lash'd into Civility. 'Tis a sign as little as he loves the Government, he has a great Confi [...]nce in the Mercy of it, at this Audacious Rate of Monster-making.
But to lessen some part of our A [...]miration, we are to consider that he treats all Crownd Heads much alike: For Instance,
Here to use the words of a very Ingenious Animadverter, he gives one Prince a Kick on the B— another a Box on the Ear, and spits in the face of a third.
But omitting the Irreverent Insolence of this Libeller, If it be any such Capital Plot in a Play-house Bill to set up a great Name, to help a small Audience, I would fain ask him, if his Ancient Spectacles, so Critical upon Our House Bills, are not a little oversighted at Theirs. As I take it, I have Read the name with all respect to the Members of that Honourable Society) of a private Gentleman, the Comptroller of the Temple in one of their Bills; no Disparagement neither to the Grandeur of their New-Theatre: And therefore I cannot imagine, why any thing, but the Malice and Rancour, the Spirit and Soul of a S [...]ora [...], should be [...]o [...]y so loud against us, for the Name of an English Nobleman in our Bills, possibly for the Entertainment of the Highest Quality in Europe, Our Honour and Pride, not our Tricking and Shame, as this [...]maker is pleased to r [...]nder it.
But, for the most mortal stroke against us, he charges us with downright Mur [...]ering of Plays, which we [...] Reviv [...]ng. I will not derogate from the merit of those Senior Actors of both Sexes, at the other House, that shine in their several Perfections, in whose lavish [...] praises he is so highly Transported; But at the same time he makes himself but an Arbitrary Judge on our side, to condemn unheard, and that under no less a Conviction than Murder; when I cannot learn (for a fair Judgment upon us) that his Reverend Crutches have ever brought him within our doors since the division of the Companies. 'Tis [...]rue, I think we have revivd some pieces of Dryden, as his Sebastian, Maiden Queen, Marriage A-la-mode, King Arthur, &c. But here let us be Try'd by a Christian Jury, the Audi [...]nce▪ and not receive the Bowstring from his Ma [...]ometan Grand Seignorship. 'Tis true, his more particular pique against us, as he has declared himself, is in Relation to our Reviving his Almanzor. There indeed he has reason to be angry for our waking that sleeping Dowdy, and exposing his nonsense, not ours; And if that Dish did not please him, we have a Stanch Proverb for our Justification, viz. 'Twas rott [...]n roasted, because, &c. And the World must expect 'twas very hard crutching up what Hart and Mohun before us could not prop. I confess he is a little severe when he will allow on [...] best Performance to [...]ear no better Fruit then a Crab-Vintage; Indeed if we young Actors spoke but half as [...]ourly, as his Old Gall Scribles, we should be all Crab all over. And so Reader, as you find him, I leave him.
PROLOGUE: Spoke by Mr. Powell, in answer to a scurrilous one, spoke against him, at Betterton's Booth in Little-Lincolns-Inn-Fields.
Drammatis Personae.
- Cornaro,
- Mr. Powell.
- Segerdo,
- Mr. Evans.
- Conall,
- Mr. Thomas.
- Gabinius,
- Mr. Harland.
- Dandalo.
- Mr. Iohnson.
- Beringaria,
- Mrs. Knight.
- Arapsia,
- Mrs. Powell.
- Margaretta,
- Mrs. Verbruggen.
- Eromena,
- Mrs. Cross.
- Cleonista,
- Mrs. Temple.
ACT I.
SCENE I.
Scene a Garden.
Come, my Dear, methinks I can't call you Aunt, you look so charming, I'm sure you don't look like my Uncle's Wife; What could possess you, with all your Youth and Beauty, to marry my old covetous nasty Uncle?
The Devil, I think: wou'd I had been hang'd when I entertain'd but the least thought of him; but I had taken it into my Fancy, that an old man would be so fond of me, but now you see how he uses me.
Why there 'tis now; had not you better have follow'd the dictates of Nature, which, I am sure, never inclin'd a Woman of eighteen to an old fellow of fourscore? But what has he done to provoke you so this morning?
Why Cousin, I went into the Garden to gather a Nosegay, and stooping down, I found a piece of Paper, and having little else to do, I walk'd on, and tore it bit and bit; he follow'd me as fast as his old limping Legs could carry him, and has taken a conceit, that it was a Billet-deux sent to me, or hid in some Bush in the Garden; and, thank my Stars, he's now breaking his Back with looking under every Leaf that can but hide the bigness of a Cockleshell.
Methinks this Adventure should make you forgive the Occasion that is his Jealousie, since I think he has chosen a Punishment as bad as any one could wish him, considering his Years.
There's nothing bad enough for him. Well, I will rail so much when I see him, I'll make him hate me so, he shall let me alone to do what I will.
Have a care what you do, for since you are truly virtuous, you would be thought so; and, I dare say, your Discretion tells you, this is not the way to keep up that Character, by provoking him to expose both himself and you.
Why what would you have me do? Have you seen in your Life but the least sign of Fault in me? Have I given him but the least cause for Distrust? therefore I here resolve to take my own way, and at least to make my self merry with my Misfortune; I'll be as imperious as a jealous Woman that has been faulty her self before Marriage, and just come [Page 4] to the honour of the title of Wife; I will give him more false Occasions to believe I abuse him, than a City Wife can give her Husband true ones: therefore, dear Cousin, aid and assist me in this honest Design, for you shall know all my Intrigues so, that you may justifie me when it is gone far enough.
Well, Madam, I leave it to your Discretion, and in all justifiable Actions I will be ready to serve you as sincerely as my self, and I am sure you can have no other.
I thank you Madam: Oh, here comes your Lover Gabinius, Segerdo too, and Capt. Conall: Now, were I resolv'd to humour my Husband, must I immediately go up to my Chamber, there sit and work with my Maids; but, as my Resolution is, I am resolv'd to stay and see the Effects of sweet Liberty.
Your Servant Gentlemen.
Your Servant Madam; yours, Madam, and always so, and may I every morning see you thus, thus beauteous as a new-blown Flower, and chearful as the Spring.
My Lord, you're in a pleasant humor, and I think I shall do well to keep it up; in order to which, I'le let you know here stands the happiest Wi [...]e in the World, so chang'd, so resolv'd upon true Liberty, nay, so real Mistress of it. —
Why, is her Husband dead?
No, no, but his Authority is; she has laid aside the Italian Custom of Slavery, and is assuming an English Freedom of the Wives there.
But how will she bring it about?
We must all assist her, she'l tell you her way, which well manag'd, must needs do. Come hither Capt. Conall, could you find in your Heart to make Love to my Aunt in Jest, for I guess her Design turns upon that Hinge?
Yes, and in earnest too, if she'l give me leave.
Then you are not the man for our purpose, for I am not carrying the Jest too far.
Pray, Cousin, let me chuse my own Man to make my use of, which will require a little time to consider of; let me have but a few Words with this melancholy Gentleman, and I'le let you know what Resolution I shall take.
Nay, if she fixes upon him, she's in a fine condition indeed, for I am deceived if his Inclinations are not so fix'd, as never to be in humor to jest with another.
See, see, she'as made him smile; poor Gentleman, I truly pity him.
You would, I'm sure, if you knew so much of him as I do, how he will walk whole hours and not speak a word, and when he speaks, he talks of Eromena; his Passion is now grown to such a height, that when he's with his Father, by accident he talks of Eromena. His Father's almost distracted to see his Fancy, or his headstrong Fate, to lead him to a Love [Page 5] so much beneath him: He kept it from his Father's Knowledge as long as he could, but now he knows it, he grows careless, and gives his Passion greater Liberty: I wish she could find some way that might answer her Ends, and divert him, if possible.
My Lord, I have observ'd and known your passion for the fair Eromena, and tho' I could advise you to the contrary, yet since I see your Love has held long,To Segerdo. and that there is small hopes it should ever be remov'd, I offer you my Service to assist you to move the stubborn Heart of that fair Maid: But as you have heard the Design I have to cure my Husband's causeless Jealousie, so I entreat you to make use of me; send all your Letters to me, let all your Visits be to me, I live in the House with her, and will take care she always shall be with me when you come, so shall I serve your Love, if you can succeed; and you may, as I'le contrive it, be a means to ease a wretched Wife of all her Miseries.
Madam, what your Designs are I am a stranger to, but you have Brib'd me by so dear a way, I never will dispute with your commands: But, alas! she has forbid me ever to write, ever to speak, nay, ever to see her more. O! I lose all the shew of Manly Resolution, and sink beneath my Sorrows when I think on't: I came this morning, thinking to take my last Farewel, if it must be my last, but you have reviv'd a little my poor hopes.
I will consider, my Lord, of some means that may be for you [...] service, and, I hope, for mine.
Well, my Lord, has fair Margaretta imparted her Design to you, for we are not worthy of it? You look a little livelier than you did.
I never saw this Beauty that is so happy to charm my Lord Segerdo; pray, Madam, do me the Favour to let me know who she is, I have heard something of her being a Foundling, but never any thing else.
Sir, she is a Foundling, my Mother going into the Country for a little Air, just before my Father dy'd, found this young creature thrust out by an unnatural Parent into the World, laid in a little Cradle, with a Note writ on't, I think these were the words:
My Father died before my Mother did return, but when she came, she brought the little Creature with her, and she did prove to me a good Companion, I was not above three or four Years older: my Mother took great care of her, and scarce did make a difference 'twixt us in any thing. Truly I think she wants nothing but the addition of Birth and Fortune to make her compleat in all things; she has a sweet Disposition, discreet to a wonder for one of her Years, and is Mistress of all Qualifications that belong to a Woman of Quality, and I often believe her such. — Oh madam! I see my Uncle; now let's see what you'l do.
Your Servant Uncle; my Aunt and I have been taking the sweets of the Morning.
I suppose the Morning might have smelt as well without my Wives company; pray go by your self for the future, unless you'd have me believe your Morning Walks are to produce Evening Wakes: Thou little careless Chit, can't you be contented to have your Fellows by your self? methinks you shou'd; and you ought to be a little more caution'd, for the honour of your Family, than help to make your own Uncle a Cuckold. But where's my Wife? Oh, there she is, with my Lord Segerdo; that's well enough, he has got the Matrimonial Maggot in his Head for Eromena, so I believe I may trust her with him; and yet how know I, but he may bring Letters from somebody else, for these loving Fools are all apt to pity one another.
Sir, your Servant; I hear my Lord Corna [...]o returns from Travel to night; I shall rejoice to see him, I hear he's a compleat Gentleman, pray, Sir, do you expect him?
Yes, Sir, I shall be glad on't, not only for the natural Cause of his being a Relation, but for the Charge he'l take off my hands. My Sister has made me manage his Estate in his absence, much against my will, but 'twas to serve her.— pray Wife go up into your Chamber, I wou'd speak with you, I must speak with you.
I know your Business, and I think it may be done at any time as well as now.
You won't go up then? Don't provoke me to expose you and my self before Company.
You can't expose me more than I have my self.
I believe so; a rare Character you give your self! what, have you writ an Answer to the Letter you found in the Garden? or, has the party been here to take it by word of mouth?
In short, Sir, I will not go up to be lock'd into my Chamber, this is a Night of rejoycing, I will stay and see my Cousin Cornaro; and I am sure my Lady Berengaria will not think the worse of me for it; if you don't like it, pray stay and watch me, for I am resolv'd to have some comfort of my Life for all my uneasiness.
Come Sir, don't deny so reasonable a Request.
Well, well, I must not say much now, but when I have her in my clutches, I will sit her.
So, so; my Lord Segerdo has follow'd his Heart, which the young Lady has got from him, Conada, she's really very handsom; pray Heav'n he ever get it again.
I see him yonder, see, she shuns him, and comes this way to make him lose the opportunity of speaking to her: pray, Ladies, let us befriend a poor unhappy Lover, and quit this place; let us retire, and visit my Lady Berengaria, whom, I warrant, longs to see her Son, and [Page 7] thinks this day the longest that has come.
So, so, my Wife begins to shew her self already, but what can I do to get her under my dominion again, my devilish Niece has instructed her, but I will contrive a way if possible to put her out of conceit with young Fellows, as well as punish my Niece: I'll make her I don't know what yet, but if I see the Fellows hanker after her, I am afraid I shall not follow my policy. Well something is in my head that I hope will do me good against this invincible Plague a young Wife. Well, I was mad in my old age, else I shou'd never have marry'd, and set up a Trade to break so soon: So here comes another that has a mind to be dabbling with Matrimony, would he were as old as I, that I might see one Man more as wretched as my self, and I should be contented.
ACT II.
Scene a Hall.
PRay Gentlemen be all in readiness, is all the Musick come? The Dancers and all the rest that are to entertain the Company with the Masque.
Yes Madam.
Go then and see all be done in order, remember you have a Noble Lord now to serve
So now the time draws near, and he is coming. How wretched 'tis to have so nice a Conscience, the fault is none of hers, and yet she suffers in a most unequall'd Torture of her Mind?
Come fair Eromena, do not look sad, nor think because my Lord is coming 'twill take away any of that kindness my Lady has ever shewn you.
Madam, shou'd she take all her Favours from me, I had no reason to complain; I am her Debtor, and so little likely ever to pay again, that 'tis but Justice not to let me run too much o'th' Score.
Take care still to preserve that grateful temper of owing your misfortunes, by which means you keep in mind the Obligations that are laid upon you. Come, don't Sigh!
I cannot help it, what I am I know not, but this I know, my soul disdains the very thoughts of Baseness; and yet I am not asham'd of Misery, since it has given a Noble Lady a glorious opportunity to shew the first of Heavenly Virtues, Charity.
No more, I spoke not to afflict you, nor raise a bashful thought of Poverty, to check your Nobler Thoughts; She that loves Virtue for its own sake, and not for Policy, is rich enough in all things.
Arapsia, I heard a noise below, I believe my Brother's come, or some of the Strangers that are to be here, pray enquire.
Margaretta, I long to see my Brother, I hear a mighty Character of him [...]s to his Person and Temper: Pray do you take care to guard your Heart, for all you are my Uncles Wife, I can't swear you won't wish for my Brother.
Faith, if I do wish for him, he'll be the first of Men that I ever wish'd for, for the sake of their Persons yet.
Nay truly one wou'd think so by the choice you made of my Uncle.
Well, Madam, you may say what you please of my Husband and your Uncle, but I wish his Person and Years were his only Faults.
Truly I think they are faults enough, without any other additions. Eromena, come, you shall in with us.
Pardon me, Madam, I am not fit to appear before your Great Relations in this homely garb of being unknown, it may be they may think me what I am, a Beggar, and take it as too great a Confidence to come into their Presence.
Fye Eromena, I did not think you cou'd have made so weak an excuse; are you a Companion fit for me and not for them: Come, you shall go, your Beauty will make you valued, together with the Virtue that I believe waits on you in all your Actions.
Madam, you Command, and I Obey in all.
Gentlemen, I give you many thanks for doing me and my Son this Honour, and must own to you I did not think Heaven had so great a Blessing now remaining for me; this is the only joy I ever can receive.
Fye Madam, your Joys are many that you have to come, your Son will bring you the Joy of seeing him a Compleat Gentleman: you'll live a new life in him, to see him happily Married to some Noble Lady, to see his pretty Children play about you, and a thousand pleasures you cannot guess at yet.
No more than you can at the Torment
that lies about my Heart,
be near me still, I find my courage fail me, and I fear I shan't so well support my self as not to want your aide.
Madam, my Lord is come, just lighted at the Gate.
Conduct him up, how do you Sister?
Only a little overjoy'd.
Thus let me Kneel and beg your Blessing, Madam, and then let me bless all those Heavenly Powers that have thro many dangers brought me back safe to the best of Mothers.
Alass! my Mother! look to her Ladies, she is not well.
Her overjoy to see you has wrought this strange effect, she'll soon recover.
Let me embrace him, oh! my Dear, Dear, Son,
it is not sure a fault to Kiss him now, nor to Embrace him is it? speak all, I wou'd not willingly commit a crime, I never did a willfull one indeed, and hope all I can do that's kind, and all I have done will not meet a Censure.
Madam, I owe to you a double Duty, my Fathers Death has plac'd it all in you, and may I be as curs'd as hateful Disobedience e're can make me, when I forget to pay to the most nice degree all that I owe you.
Sir, I must now bid you wellcome, and believe me Nephew, I am truly glad to see you. And so I'm afraid is my Wife; how she stares upon him!
Sir, have you forgot you had a Sister, which tho' she was but young when she parted from you, has heard enough of your Perfections to love you tho' unknown, accept her welcome too.
Dearest Sister, pardon my ignorance, I shou'd have flown into your tender Arms to shew my joy, had I but known you first; but don't think me a less loving Brother.
Now do I know by my silly Uncles looks he's afraid my Brother shou'd see his Wife, but, I'll teaze him. Brother, here's a relation as much a stranger to you as I was, an Aunt of yours.
How! this Lady my Aunt? she does not look like my Mothers Sister.
No, nor your Uncles Wife, but yet she is so.
Yes Nephew, I have play'd the Fool in my old age and have married.
I give you joy, Sir, and you Fair Lady, this Gentlewoman I know but cannot call to mind.
My Mothers Woman, Brother, one that I am sure remembers you, and is glad to see you.
I beg your Pardon Sister, who's that young Lady stands behind my Mother. Is she a Relation too?
Oh Brother, have you found out her, I'll take a time to tell you who she is.
Madam, I count my self most truly happy to see so many Friends about me.
But above all that I once more see you and my Dear Sister.
Let it not take from the respect I ever bore you my most kind Relations, that I preferr them two.
Nay, nay, for Heav'ns sake Captain do not follow me, for my Husband will be after me in an instant.
Let him come, what care I; look ye, you'l be used scurvily enough for being with me: He'll ne'er believe you have us'd me as you have done: It shall be my business for the future, to make your Husband believe what he fears is really come to pass.
Really Captain, let him think what he will, it will never turn to your advantage with me; therefore let me entreat you to be good-natur'd, and not help to make my life more uneasie than it is.
And you wou'd really have me go? I know you'll say so, but I know your Sex too well to believe you, this seeming aversion you Women use to try your Power as you call it, 'tis a foolish Policy in your Condition, for whilst you are keeping off, in expectation of more pains taking on my side to Court you, the end of my Courtship will be quite blown up; your Husband will be here, and prevent the bewitching answer of I'll see you another time, and convince you, you are deceived, ever to believe I can be prevail'd upon, and then tell me the Dear Place, consider you have but a little time, and come to this kind answer; and suppose I have said all you could ever expect from the most true sincere Adoter you can ever have.
So, Sir, I am very much obliged to you, for your good opinion, but assure your self, you will meet with no such kind answer from me, therefore pray leave me before you force me to use you worse than will be proper for me to do, or you to receive.
And can you have so much of Folly, and so little of the Woman, really to refuse the Love of a young Fellow, and have such a wretched old nasty Husband, gad, well thought on, now I think on't, you are obliged to me for making love to you; for no body but I would accept of you after such a Monster.
You shall not have the making him a Monster: But pray, Sir, leave me, or I must quit the place.
And will you really hold this Opinion, that you are obliged to value that thing called a Husband? then now hear me, and see what effect your Justice will be. I will Torment you wherever you go, Plague you with Letters, throw them into your Window, if you wont receive them, you shall not dare to peep abroad, but you shall meet some-body or other, that shall solicit you in my behalf, and if all the ways which I can think on take no effect, I'll to the last Revenge of a disappointed Lover, Swear I have had all I wish'd to have, report it so privately publick, it shall be one of the greatest Secrets was ever known by the whole Town, and at last it will infallably come to your Husbands ear, and then you know what follows.
To answer your good-natur'd threat, know, that there is no Secret you mean to render, but shall be privately publick before-hand: and for my Husband, perhaps I shou'd be glad he really believed what you threaten, but to let you see how much you mistake the way to gain any thing with me; know, that it is to make my self easie, I condescend to be uneasie. 'Tis something mystical I confess, as most Women are, but my real design, time will best explain. So, Sir, I hope I have convinced you, how little to the purpose all your Revenge will be, and take my leave. Your Servant.
So, she really believes I have some grand design upon her. But Faith she's mistaken, for I have no design but that which most young Fellows have upon every Pretty Woman they see: And yet, Pox on her, her seeming resistance, tho' I know it to be such, is a greater inducement than I have found lately. The Women make themselves too cheap to be valued, and the easiness of the worst of 'em makes the best not minded, If I thought I cou'd not easily compass this business, it would make me wonderful diligent: well, I have a mind to try her, and if I find
ACT III.
SCENE A Bed-Chamber, Cornaro alone.
TO night no doubt, has been a night of rest to all but me, for a long Journey, a long Entertainment, Friends and Feasting; the true content of seeing my Dear Mother, and all my dearest Kindred, has not been able to compose my mind, or make me lose my self in one hours sleep. What shou'd the reason be, fain I wou'd say, I know not, but I find I am too full of the sight of that young Charming Maid.
Knew all! Lord bless me; it would be very hard indeed if the Husband did not know all: But, you are afraid, I suppose, that I should know more than I like.
Nay, how can it be otherwise — You can like nothing, or at least you seem to like nothing, for you desire nothing.
If I did desire any thing, you are not able to supply me, unless with something I did not want, that is, a false heart, which is the only substantial thing thou hast; for in thy self thou art really nothing, and art Good for nothing.
'Tis true, I have made nothing of my self.
Why, thou only true Image of a Lucifer in Petticoats, why didst thou marry me, if thou thoughtst me so insignificant.
Because I did not think you so insignificant as I found you, I thought you significant enough for my purpose.
My Lord, I hope you'll pardon me for leaving you a little, but 'tis in so good Company, you may have more reason to be angry for my return than going—Cozen give me leave to talk with you for a Quarter of an hour — Your Servant,
Too sure, she'as always told me her Aversion, but I must Love her still — Love and Disdain have both possession in me; Love bids me Court her still, with humbleness: Despair tells me Love will not prevail, and bids me try some other way to get her in my power, for since she does not love elsewhere, her Virtue will instruct her to forgive an action occasion'd by Despair and Love.
You will not ravish her?
Far be the thoughts of such an Act from me.
What do you mean then?
I wou'd by your assistance take her away from hence, and wou'd desire your Family not to take notice of her, that she may believe her self forsaken by all the World but me. Then sure she wou'd consent that I might have her.
And wou'd you have me Connive at such an Action? I do excuse you, Sir, for the shortness of our acquaintance has not inform'd you that Cornaro's Soul would not shut out a Dog that once has had protection here, much less a fair unfortunate young Maid.
And do you, Sir, resent nothing but this, has Eromena no share in all your anger? why do you blush, my Lord? 'Tis no Crime, nor Wonder neither for a young Lord to Love a Beauteous Lady.
He has touch'd me to the Soul.
My Lord, because indeed I cannot rest, if I shou'd think the World believ'd me guilty of such an Action, as you heard just now— I'll tell you all the truth. Last night I saw you, Sir, at your Return from your long Travel; you saw me too, I do believe, and jealous Love, which always sees too much, made me observe your Eyes, and all your motions; I saw you were in Love, I do believe, e'er you could know't your self. This was the reason why I came this morning, and by this story have forc'd you to shew too much Concern not to be really in Love with Charming Eromena.
Why wou'd you know this?
Because like some unhappy wretches my wants make me the greater Prodigal. I had but little peace, and now have thrown e'en that away. Oh! Eromena! Cruel Eromena!
ACT IV.
Scene a Hall.
Madam, tho' I must not presume to wait on you upon my own account, yet being employ'd, I cou'd not avoid giving you this trouble, and desiring you to do my Lord Segerdo, the favour to try if you can give this last Letter to Eromena.
Sir, I shall endeavour to serve my Lord, tho' really Enomena did mightily press me not to desire her to receive any more Letters, but I'll do my best, Captain.
Oh! what a look was there! it has quite broke all my Resolutio [...]s. I must speak once again—Madam, have you no pity yet? What Task must I go through, to obtain a certain blessing you can bestow?
Pray Captain, speak no more upon that subject, I would not run the hazard of being tempted.
Say you so; then I am sure this is my time.
You cannot, I'm afraid, be tempted by me, and so may safely trust your self— You've a heart made of Iron sure, or it could never resist the Affection of a Man that would undergo a thousand wracks rather than wrong the trust of so dear a Creature— Come, I see a little pitty in your Eyes; Oh, let it increase and make me happy for ever.
My Husband?
Pox o'that damn'd word; 'tis like the thought of a Tryal and Execution, when a Man's going to Fight an honourable Challenge.
Do you call this Challenge so honourable?
Yes certainly, when a Man has declined the Combat, you have leave then to use him as you please; 'tis your Husband's Case. Come, my Lovely, Charming, Bewitching, Creature, my Soul is in a Flame, I shall consume to ashes in a moment.
I must make my appointment quickly, least my Husband should really come and prevent me.
Well, Captain, I will not speak, and if you can read in my Eyes what I would say, you'll find nothing to your disadvantage.
Tell me then by these lovely Eyes, when shall I come? When will your Husband be abroad? Oh! O tell me quickly, least some cursed accident or other shou'd prevent the most desir'd pleasure of my life.
Nay, Captain, 'tis not so far gone neither: But if I had a mind to make an Intreague, I believe I could not have a better opportunity than I shall have to day, for my Husband is to be abroad about an hour hence, at a place where he will be some hours, and then if any body had a mind to come to me, it were but their putting on some Womens Cloaths, and slipping up those back stairs into my Womans Chamber; and if I had a mind, I cou'd but open my Chamber' door and come to them for an hour or two, and no body the wiser—But, Heaven forbid I should do so wicked a thing—Well, Captain, farewell, and mind what I say to you, I'll be sure to do what I can for my Lord Segerdo?
So, so, I'gad my Judgment never fail'd me yet, I was sure of this: I understand her well enough, and tho' I am not mightily in Love, yet I can't resist the present. Temptation, I'll run to Segerdo, and tell him her answer; and then to a she Friend to borrow some disguise, the rest depends on Fortune and the lucky hour. The Women are sure never to fail me—Well that wou'd some men give to be so prosperous in all their attempts of this nature as I am? Gad, I wou'd give a great deal not to be so successfull, it would make me relish my Ladies with a sharper Appetite. Well, however, I won't lose my time now, it is not a thing to be slighted till about four hours hence, and then she may take her leave of me, and really I wish
Scene Changes to a Chamber.
Tell me now quickly, don't delay a moment: How do you kno [...] the Truth of what you say? Speak! oh speak! whlist I have life to hear you.
Madam, I set my Lady Margaretta's Woman to watch and overhe [...]r all their discourse in the Garden, where I saw them walking, but she was call'd away by her Lady before she could know the result, but she says, all she could find out was, that when Cornaro propos'd marrying her, she insisted upon her Gratitude to you, so that I hope her resolution will prevent the mischiefs you apprehend. Or if there is no other way, 'tis but your telling him the Truth: or if you will not let me take that Office.
Madam, I hope there is no Dagger, you're too impatient, a little time will diss [...]pate these Clouds, you know the Remedy, shou'd he mean to do the worst you can fear; 'tis b [...]t to tell him on her the truth, and that will sure prevent it.
SCENE, A Hall.
Well, I wish all that have a mind to make Cuckolds may be married Men themselves to see how good it is. I have been tormented more in my thoughts than a poor Felon the night before Execution, for my Fate is as certain as his, tho' not so dangerous: sure 'tis not come to pass yet; there may be a way to prevent it: I have observ'd that damn'd Captain hanker hereabouts. Well, I must find a way to dispose of her to make my self easie in a little time.
Oh! Niece, what are you contriving to ruin your Uncle by making him a Cuckold; For you know I am no Tradesman, so that it can never turn to my advantage.
Oh! Sir, pray forgive me, my taking that naughty Womans part, alas! I did not know then what I do now.
Why, what do you know? Oh, Ruin and Destruction▪ I find it is past, and all the World can't recall it; I'll tear her to pieces, did I marry her for this; did she not promise to Love, Honour, and Obey me till death us did part; and does she think making a Cuckold e'er a one of the Conditions.
Pray Sir, don't be too much disturb'd, for tho' my Aunt be to blame, yet it is not so far gone but you may prevent it.
Oh! let me but know how this time, and I'll be sure to prevent the like danger for the future.
Truly Sir, I must beg your pardon for having too good an opinion of your Wife; but, what I have to tell you is, that I over-heard just now.
Oh! Tell me, my dear Niece, thou hast now convinc'd me, there are Women that can be good, but it must be in Policy then and not in any sence of Justice, or because they knew not how to be otherwise.
Why truly, Sir, you must understand, that walking in the Garden, I over-heard my Aunt make an appointment with the Captain to steal up the back stairs about this time or a little after, drest in Womans Cloathes, and that she would slip out of her own Chamber and meet him in that which joyns to yours: Which has really troubled me so, that I could not rest till I had told you.
I thank you Niece: tho' since you've been a meanes to bring this certain plague to mankind about, I had as live you had let your information alone.
Sir, 'tis in your pow'r to prevent this mischief, for you may see at that door when the Gentleman will slip up the back Stairs, and so may order the Servants to bang him soundly if you please; which I would do were it my Case. Consider good Uncle, and consider you have but a little time; and pray don't tell my Aunt.
Why Pedro, there is a Rogue has a design to Corrupt my Wife and is just stole up the back stairs in Womans Cloaths, I believe to Ra [...]vish her—Now I've a mind to try if her designs be honest or no; t [...] which purpose, I would have you go get me some of the Maid dressings, and provide a great many Men, for I will be reveng'd of thi [...] Infernall Dog?
Yes, Sir, but must I bring all the Servants, Women and all?
SCENE Changes to a Bed-Chamber.
Why does not my Love speak? or does she check by her silence the fond delay of not making use of those moments Love has given us: Come, come then, my Love—nay, must I draw you to't? Did you meet me alone for this? Well a little struggling may be necessary.
Oh, these Dogs, will they not come yet, I shall either be Ravish'd or Murder'd! Oh, Strong Toad, how he pulls? I am but a weak old Man, Oh! are they come.
Heavens Madam! you have lost all the precious time you should have bestow'd otherwise; is it your Husband think you.
Yes, I am afraid; Go down the back stairs, but don't discover your self; we'll find another opportunity.
That's strange: Why Wife, I've only supply'd your place, this was the Man and this the place, and I only sav'd you the Labour.
I believe I only can clear this mystery, did not I tell you my Aunt was to meet a Gentleman in this place; now I am inform'd since 'twas a mistake, for my Aunt never design'd to come at him.
No! what came he here for then?
To make you see a Wife may Cuckold her Husband if she has a mind to't. Now she happen'd not to be in the humour.
Pray Madam, did not you appoint to meet me here, you must excuse me, for my Reputation is a little in danger now; I mean as to my understanding.
No, Sir, I told you I cou'd do such a thing, not that I wou'd, and if you'll examine my last words, you'll find it so.
Wou'd these were your last words.
Have I gone thro' so many dangers to be so damnably Jilted at last?
Joy begins to grow very troublesome, I have a mind to cry for't? Wife, if thou mak'st this appear, thou shalt be the Husband, and I'll be Ruled and Governed by thee.
What then, I have been made a property all this while to gain a Wife Liberty not to make use on't: But I think it becomes me now to be a little serious—Sir, I have undergone some blows in your house, which my honour will not carry any longer, therefore, because I scorn an old man's Courage to contend with, pray engage some Relation or other in your Quarrel, and let me hear from him to morrow morning.
Nay, good Captain, since your injury has been less than the benefit, you have brought to me, let me beg you not to persist in your Resentment, the thing shall ne'er be known to your dishonour; the reason I made choice of you in this affair was, because I cou'd not find another, but you that cou'd have given my Vertue any Character, if I had refus'd, and therefore did this to satisfy the World that she that cou'd deny you, might be trusted any where.
Madam, upon second thoughts, I resolve not to take any notice of this, provided it be kept secret.
So, Aunt, that Complement did the business — Come, Sir, my Uncle now, I dare swear, will be very glad of your Company to night— Uncle, [...]w the Gentleman is reconcil'd, we'll be very merry: My Lord Gabinius. knows of this design, but nothing about the Captain; he is in may Appartment, and will be glad to see you.
[...], I don't know what to say, I must make a Speech in praise of Women, though I don't believe there are any so good as thee in the World.