THE Injured Princess, OR THE Fatal UUager: As it was Acted at the Theater-Royal, By His Majesties Servants.
By Tho. Durfey, Gent.
LONDON: Printed for R. Bentley and M. Magnes in Russel-street in Covent-Garden, near the Piazza. 1682.
THE PROLOGUE.
Drammatis.
SCENE. Luds-Town, alias London.
- Cymbeline, King of Britain.
- Ursaces, A noble Gentleman married to the Princess Eugenia.
- Pisanio, Confident and Friend to Ursaces.
- Cloten, A Fool, Son to the Queen by a former Husband.
- Iachimo, A roaring drunken Lord, his Companion.
- Silvio, Another Companion.
- Shattillion, An opinionated Frenchman.
- Beaupre, Don Michael, His Friends.
- Bellarius, An old Courtier banish'd by Cymbeline.
- Palladour, Arviragus, Two young Princes, Sons to Cymbeline, bred up by Bellarius in a Cave as his own.
- Lucius, General to Augustus Caesar.
- The Queen,
- Eugenia, The Princess.
- Clarina, Her Confident.
- Sophronia, Aurelia, Women, one to the Queen, the other to the Princess.
THE Unequal Match; OR THE Fatal Wager.
ACT I.
HEll now has done its worst; the meagre Furies have open'd all their Viols of black Malice, and shed the utmost drop—Is't possible! What Commission from the King to seize and banish my dearest Friend! Who would be good or vertuous if this be the reward! Can it be true?—What banish'd!
Oh killing Sound! The greatest pang of death is easie to this Torment.
It must be so.
When? Heaven can tell.
Happy?
I do too well.
Here comes my Father.
Madam, Prince Cloten's coming.
'Ud so, 'tis my Lord Pisanio, and I'le lay a Wager sent Messenger to me from the Princess Eugenia.
Well, my Mother's a plaguy cunning Woman:
I, see she will make her marry me in spite of her. How now my Lord Pisanio, what News with you, umph?
My Lord Iachimo, prithee be wise now, and look soberly a little.
Never fear me man, I am sober as a Judge.
And how does the Princess old Lord—ha—does she come about, does she relent, does she yet know the difference between Lord Cloten, and that mechanick banish'd Worm Ursaces?
A Worm, my Lord?
A Worm, my Lord, ay a Maggot, if compar'd to me; hang him, indigent Rascal, were there no other Reason, I hate him for his Poverty, for he's not worth a Groat, as poor as Iehu.
Iehu? Iob, Iob, my Lord, 'twas Iob was the poor Rat.
I say 'twas Iehu: Prithee Iachimo be silent, a Pox I wonder you will pretend to talk when you see you are drunk.
Mum, mum—I've done: But, my Lord, prithee ask him if he knows where we may find a sound Wench; he's a slauging old Whipster, I warrant him.
The disease of Folly may be infectious, I'le be gone.
Hark you my Lord, why in such hast—have you no message from the Princess?—umph—
The Princess? Not I, my Lord.
Not you, my Lord? and why so—my never look sow'r for the matter, Gad if you do, I'le be reveng'd, I'le tell you that the Queen shall know it; I'le not be affronted, not I, by ne're a State-Caterpillar in Britain; Gad any one that frowns at me is the Son of a Whore, and my Mother shall get him poyson'd.
My Lord, I know nothing of your Affair; I beseech you make not my Age the Subject of your Anger; I am not fit to be privy in Love-matters; the Princess may be fond, dote, languish, nay die for you, but for my part I am ignorant.
O may she so, Sir—dost hear that, Iachimo?
Oons, Pull off his Beard, confound his Whiskers; what does he prate?
I thought she could not hold out long: Come Iachimo, thou and I will go and prepare a Serenade for her.
Ha, ha, he! 'twould be rare sport faith; but hang him, we won't do him that honour: Come, come away.
Your Majesty.
Is the Doctor come yet?
Not yet Madam, but expected every moment.
The Princess, Madam?
Your Majesties Pardon; I know more of duty.
Has she been seen to day?
Pisanio's Daughter?
Yes, Madam.
SCENE II.
UPon my Honour, Sir, I have observ'd him in Britain; he was then of a declining fame, and not expected to reap the additional Honour Fortune has since bless'd him with: I could have look'd on him then, without the help of admiration, tho' the Catalogue of his Endowments had been tabl'd by his side, and I to peruse him by Items.
You speak of him when he was much less accomplish'd than now he is. Consider, Sir, he was young, he was young.
I have seen him at Madrid, and am of opinion, we had many there that could behold the Sun with as firm eyes as he.
This business of marrying his King's Daughter, wherein he must be weigh'd by her youth and weakness, rather than his own value, ecchoes him, I doubt not, a great deal above his true worth.
And then his Banishment.
I, and the approbation of those that weep. This lamentable Divorce to comply with her, seem wonderfully to extend him: But I shall shortly be better inform'd; for I design a speedy Journey to Britain, where perhaps I may spend the best part of this Summer.
If the Ladies there are to be won at this easie rate, your time, Sir, may not be altogether lost.
Why faith 'tis to be hop'd so; and for my encouragement, the Gentleman has giv'n us a good hint of the free Constitution of his Countrey. But how comes it, Sir, he is to sojourn with you? Pray how creeps Acquaintance.
His Father and I have commanded together, to whom I have been often bound for no less than my Life: Here he comes; and pray let him be so esteem'd among you, as suits with Gentlemen of your knowledge to a Stranger of his Quality—I beseech you.
Be better known to this Gentleman, whom I commend to you as a noble Friend of mine; how worthy he is, I will leave to appear hereafter, rather than story him in his own hearing.
Sir, If my memory play not the Traitor with me, I think I had the honour of your Company once in Spain.
Since when, Sir, I have been debtor to you for Courtesies, which I will be ever to pay, and yet pay ever.
Sir, You o're-rate my poor kindness; I was glad I did attone my Countreyman and you; it had been pity you should have been put together, [Page 9] with so mortal a purpose as then each other bore, about a business of so slight and trivial a nature.
Sir, I was then but a young Traveller, and rather desir'd to be silent in what I heard, than to be guided by others Experiences; but upon my riper judgement, (if I offend not to say it is riper) my Quarrel was not altogether slight.
Faith, yes to be put to the Arbitrement of Swords, and by two such that would by all likelihood have disabl'd one the other, or have fall'n both.
Can we with manners ask what was the difference?
Safely I think: 'Twas a Contention in publick about the praise of our Countrey-Mistresses; this Gentleman at that time vouching, and upon warrant of bloud affirmation, his to be more fair, vertuous, wise, chast, constant, qualifi'd, and less contemptible, than any the rarest of our Spanish Ladies.
That Lady is not living now sure, or this Gentleman's Opinion by this worn out.
Sir, She holds her Vertue still, as I my Mind.
You must not so far prefer her before ours of Gallia.
Being so far provok'd as I was at Madrid, I wou'd diminish nothing, tho' I profess my self her Adorer, not her Friend.
Methinks as fair, and as good, a kind of hand in hand Comparison were somewhat too good for any Lady in Britany; for as that Diamond of yours there outshines some I have seen, so perhaps may she; but I have not seen the most precious Diamond that is, nor you the Lady Sir.
I prais'd her as I rated her, so do I my Jewel.
What do you esteem it at?
More than the World enjoys.
Then it must of necessity follow, that your unparalell'd Mistress is outpriz'd by a Trifle.
You are mistaken: 'Tis possible one may be sold or giv'n, if there were Wealth enough for the Purchase, or Merit for the Gift; the other is not a thing for Sale, and only the Gift of Heaven.
Which Heav'n has given you.
Yes, and which with its leave I will keep.
In secure Opinion, the contented blessing of the Wise. 'Tis true, you may; but you know, Sir, Strange Fowl light upon neighb'ring Ponds; your Ring may be stoll'n too, and so your brace of unprizable Estimations be lost; the one being frail, and the other casual, a cunning Thief, or a (that way) accomplish'd Courtier, would hazard the winning both of first and last.
Your Gallia contains none so accomplish'd a Courtier, to my knowledge: If in point of Constancy you term my Mistress frail; I doubt not but you may have store of Thieves, but yet I fear not my Ring.
Thieves in Love, Sir; we are for the pleasant way of Larceny.
Ay 'tis well you steal Love, your Rhetorick else would hardly promote you higher than the Intrigue of a Shepherd's Daughter.
Come enough of this Gentlemen; pray let's leave here.
Sir, With all my heart: This worthy Monsieur, I thank him, makes no Stranger of me▪ we are familiar at first sight.
With five times so much Rhetorick I should get ground of your fair Mistress, nay perhaps make her go back even to the yielding, had I admittance and opportunity to befriend me.
No, no.
Come, I'le make a bold Proposition: I will lay the Moiety of my Estate to your Ring, which in my opinion overvalues it something—that I can win your Lady: I make this Wager now rather against your Confidence, than her Reputation; and to bar your offence herein too, I durst attempt it against any Lady in the World.
Come Sir, you abuse your self, and wou'd, I doubt not, sustain what you deserve by such an Attempt.
What's that?
Why a shameful repulse, tho' your attempt deserves more a punishment too.
As how Sir?
To have your Nose slit cross, your sland'rous Tongue pull'd out by the roots, torn, mangl'd, cut to atomes, and blown like common filth into the Air.
And who should do this?
I, were I concern'd: Come, Sir, hold your Tongue, or by Heaven I shall—
What a sleepy Britain?—I'le try that.
Hold Gentlemen, and as you are my Friends forbear; there has been too much said—it came in suddenly, let it die as it was born, I beseech you be reconcil'd.
The Gentleman was a little too free in language.
Mor dieu, Would I had my Estate and my Friend's, on confirmation of what I speak.
That you would win my Lady?
Yours to choose, who in Constancy, you think, stands so fair—Come Sir, let us lay by this petty Brawl; I will lay you 10000 Duckats to your Ring, that commend me to the Court where your Lady is, and with no more advantage than the opportunity of a second Conference, I will bring from thence that Honour of hers which you imagine so reserv'd.
I will wage Gold against your Gold; my Ring I hold as dear as my Finger, 'tis part of it.
Oh you are a great Courtier Sir, and know that to buy Ladies Flesh at millions a dram is cheap, tho' you cannot keep it from tainting; but I see you have some Religion in you that you fear.
Faith, I fear Religion much more than your Prowess: And now to reclaim your vanity, let there be Covenants drawn between us, and I will accept your Wager. Come now, I dare you to't; there's my Ring.
'Tis done.
I will have it no Lay.
By the Gods 'tis one. If I bring you not sufficient testimony that I have enjoy'd the dearest bodily part of your Mistress, my 10000 Duckats are yours, so is your Diamond too; but if I thrive in my Enterprize, this your Jewel is mine, provided I have a Letter of Recommendation for my better Entertainment.
I embrace the Conditions; only thus far you shall answer: If you attempt her, and give direct proof you have prevail'd, I am no further your Enemy, she is not worth a Quarrel; but if she remain chast, you not making it appear otherwise; then for the ill Opinion, and the Assault you have made to her Chastity, you shall answer me with your Sword.
If win, there is no Hell like Womankind.
ACT II.
NOt seen, nor to be spoke with?
Please your Majesty.
O smooth-tongu'd Vice, O Flatterer!
Ha, mind that Sir!
The Bonds of Love and Nature.
They are here, Madam.
SCENE II.
Yes, Madam, and with Letters.
I am proud to do you service; here are Letters.
What makes your admiration?
He's well, Madam.
Is he dispos'd to mirth? I hope he is.
Will my Lord say so? Pray speak.
Not he, I hope.
Not he?
Something that moves my pity too.
Who do you pity, Sir?
Two Creatures heartily.
Pray Heaven it reach not hither: Am I one, Sir?
The more my Plague to know it you are one.
Hah!
Why has my Lord, has my Ursaces sworn this?
Oh misery!
And will he kiss those Creatures?
Let me hear no more; be dumb to th' rest for ever.
Oh hellish Act! Oh curs'd Ingratitude!
How Sir?
Oh Heaven! Is't possible? And will you love me too?
Can this be true? Cou'd my Lord doubt me then?
Pray what is't?
So soon?
Your Highness faithful Servant.
I am much a debtor to your Majesty.
Blessings still crown your Majesty.
On him or Eugenia; if it work, I'me happy.
SCENE IV.
WHo's there—Clarina?
Yes, Madam.
What hour is't my Dear?
Past Twelve above a quarter.
They often look smiling on you, I confess.
My Lady is rising Sir, she hears your Musick.
I am covetous of thanks Sir, and scarce can spare 'um,
Married, what to such a Figure?
His Garment? A Plague, what his Shirt?
His Garment did you say?
ACT III.
SCENE II.
Hear you no News to day?
Not I: Have you any?
By all that's good, Shattillion.—See Sir.
Welcome Sir.
Here are Letters for ye.
Their tenure good, I trust.
'Tis very likely.—
The Stone's too hard to come by.
Not at all, your Lady being so easie.
Chastity? ha, ha!
I am sorry to confess it, Sir.
May be she pluck'd it off to send it me.
She writes so to ye, does she?
By Iupiter, I had it from her Arm.
Good Sir, be calm, you may be yet deceiv'd.
Why wou'd you have more?
Now I think on't; no, for shame speak not the rest.
By yonder blessed Sun.
I'le deny nothing.
I'me gone, my Lord.—
SCENE III. A Rocky Cave.
Hail gracious Heaven, and our most noble Father.
Hail Heaven, and to the Parent of our Lives.
Why are there Women false too?
Be silent Brother, and hear my Father's Story.
They were kill'd, were they not, Sir?
What Letter's that? Is't from my Lord?
To die? Good Gods, for what?
Do you not fear?
My grief has made me past it.
No tears shall stop me; there's too much of Woman in 'um.
ACT IV.
SCENE I▪
Away with her, I will not hear a word.
No spark of Pity; help, help.
I'le whet it to a madness.
SCENE II. The Cave.
Heaven forbid, my Boy.—
What's the matter, Sir?
Iupiter—What is't?
A pretty Boy, a very Cupid: Hold, it's going to speak.
Money—sweet Youth.
With what a modest innocence he speaks?
And what a rosie face he has?
Whither are you going?
To Milford.
No, Heaven knows, not I.
What's your Name?
He weeps at some Distress.
I'me oblig'd to you for Life, Sir.
Come dearest Brother.
SCENE III.
With all my heart; I'le not lose for a million.
Does he expostulate? Kill, kill the Slave.
I first shall see thy death.
I'le do his business presently.
Oh save my Father! Heaven save him, save him.
Thou hast it now, I think.
A Plague on him, he has kill'd me. Oh—
Hell-born Fury! Oh—
SCENE IV.
You are not well; pray stay here in the Cave.
Go you to Hunting, Sons, I'le stay with him.
Let's to our Silvian sport. How now, who's that?
Thou art a Robber: I'le murder thee.
No, I say, how shou'd I?
Then hear my Name and tremble.
Cloten, thou Villain.
To thy Confusion know, I am Son to th' Queen.
Does thou not fear?
It stands yet on my Shoulders; come, come on Sir.
No Company's abroad.
Not a man stirring—You did mistake him sure.
No, I am firm 'twas he.
I have often heard so.
What hast thou done?
We are all undone▪
I fear 'twill be reveng'd.
Gon out o'th' Cave just now to see Fidele.
Dead? and by Melancholy? this is strange.
How did'st thou find him?
What number are they?
With the next benefit of Wind.
He is alive, my Lord.
What art thou, Youth?
I saw 'um, and heard since they are of quality.
I beseech you, Sir, excuse me.
By no means; I like thee well, thou shalt be my Page.
ACT V.
For Honour, Rome and Caesar, we.
Charge, charge there.
Make good the Breach, whilst I defend the King.
Stand, stand and fight.
All Plagues pursue 'um, do they run already?
A Gentleman, and the Lover of the King.
Mine is secure, I've a Project for't.
O treacherous Fortune!
Death and Damnation.
Ha! Is Eugenia dead then?
I am, and by thee made so.
She was innocent, rash man.
Hah!
O Heaven!
And this is true, as thou hast of rest?
SCENE III. Palace backward.
A Kingdom were too small to buy his Virtue.
I humbly thank your Majesty.
It must be the Boy Fidele, I'le speak to the King.
Ursaces! What miracle is this?
Oh Heaven!
The best of Lives she lost, and by my Order.
Then art thou damn'd indeed.
Let this declare I do.
Where, where's my Lord Ursaces? lead me to him.
Most like it did, for I was dead a while.
My Boys, there was our Errour.
Then let me end the Story, I kill'd him there.
Sir, I spoke it, and I did it.
He was a Prince.
A most uncivil one.
Bind the Offendor, and take him from our presence.
Breeding my Sons?
Me?