The Doctors Medicines and counsel which he gave to a Maiden OR, A Cloak for a gross Widdow.
There was a Maid would have a child
But yet no Man should her beguild,
Which made her to a Doctor go
To purge herself from top to toe
And then the Doctor his virdict gave
How with child she may conceive,
And this he spoke I witness can,
That she should prove with child without help of a Man.
To the Tune of, This will restore my Maiden-head again.
DRaw near young lasses that in the first passes
and listen a while unto my new [...]
Though it 'tis not witty I think [...]
if my judgement don't my Muse a not wrong,
A maiden of late whose name was sweet Kate
Whose dwelling in London was near Cripple-gate
Now lest to my ditty declare it I can
She would have a child without help of a man.
To a Doctor she came, a man of great fame
Whose déep skill in Physick report did proclaim,
Quoth she Master Doctor tell me if you can
How I may conceive without [...]elp of a man,
Then listen quoth he since so it must be
This woundrous strange Medicine Ile show presently
Take nine pound of Thunder six legs of a Swan
And you shall prove with child without, &c.
Take the tail of a Fox that is three yards long
And swaith your back with it for to keep it strong
Eat the while of a Flack [...] arse I do say
Lo comfort you up from swoun [...]ing away,
The Wool of a Frog, the juice of a Leg
Well path [...] together in the shin of a Hog,
And the Egg of a moon cla [...]e if get it you can
And you shall conceive, &c.
Take the marrow of a Louce y• [...]id [...]ick to your [...]
And rub all your belly when as it os [...]h.
Take the frits of the Serpent which Essex [...]
That will give you [...]ase in your greatest pain,
The love of false [...]arlots, the faith of false [...]
With y• truth of Decoys that do walk in their sc [...]
And the Feathers of a Lobster well fry'd in a Pan
And you, &c.
GEt the Geld of a Userer that he throws away
And the dance of a Mouse when y• the [...] play
[...] tongue
[...]il this when thou get' [...] wrong
[...] Rain, brought [...] Spain
With the blast of a [...]ello [...]
[...]
To make you conceive without help of a Man.
Take such Pilgrim s [...]ve as your [...] can bent
For in your distress it will give you content,
Drink a draft of Canary out of a beer glass
Well mirt with a fart from an old Womans [...]
[...]potiles of lard squeez'd from a Rock hard
And nine turky Eggs each as long [...]
With a Pudding of [...] well bak'd in a Pan,
And you shall, &c.
[...] six pounds of truth out of a [...]
[...] as much Taylors cabbidge [...]
Take a handful of charity which [...] use
[...] don't take to much your self to abuse
A Brakers honesty is very good
That longing desires may be with stood.
Take two quarts of Charcoal [...]
And you shall conceive, &c,
Take she conscience of him that do chuzen the poor,
[...] Windows add Fatherless out of his door,
[...] Medicine I think much good may thee do
[...] on the Gallows an hour or two.
[...] the flattering which t'our Ale-wives belong
[...] take to much thy self to do wrong.
[...] an Hostess won't flatter to gain what she can
And you shall, &c.
Get the love of a Chimbny-man that makes prey
On a poor Farmers Chicken his Butter and Whey
An E [...]se-man with an Hostiss is loud I can lest
Then surely this Medicine will [...]o very well
A Dolphin that swims on Salisbury plain
The care of him will asswage all your pain
But when Punch is in compass of a little childs span
Then you shall, &c.
All you that would know where this Doctor do dwell
Pray go to the sign of the whip and egg shell,
In P [...]et Alley his living is there
But [...]g Mony with you to pay for his Wars
[...]cines are good and approved have stood.
[...]per'd together all in a black Hood.
[...] ponnds your entrance then try if you can
If you don't conceive without help of a man.
What I have spoke I hope it [...]o treason
Since Non-sence by me, and [...]ers is in season.
Printed for J. Clark at the Harp and Bible in West-smith-field.