The Ephesian Matron
The Cimmerian Matron

THE Ephesian and Cimmerian MATRONS, Two Notable EXAMPLES OF THE POWER OF Love & Wit.

Scilicet expectas, ut tradat Mater honestos, Aut alios Mores, quam quos habet?

Juvenal Satyr 6.

In the SAVOY: Printed for Henry Herringman at the Sign of the Anchor in the Lower-walk of the New-Exchange. 1668.

A LETTER CONCERNING …

A LETTER CONCERNING The Ephesian MATRON: To a Person of Honour.

Noble SIR,

TO let you see what absolute So­veraignty you have over me, and how little power I have to obey, even the strongest inclinations of my own Genius, when your commands have once told me, I must apply my self to complaisance with Yours; I have strugled hard to master my natural aver­sion to Writing, and for a day or two taken up my long discontinued Pen; [Page] choosing for my Argument, a short Story, such, Whose Truth might supply the bar­renness of my Invention, and whose pleasantness renders both the harshness of my style, and the morosity of my humour, the less offensive. It concerns a beautiful and good natured Creature, whose Ad [...]entures have been thought so memorable, that time it self hath not been able to sink them in that Abyss of ob­livion, in which, many potent Monarchs have been swallowed up; nor have many great Scholars, and eminent Wits, thought it beneath the dignity of their Pens, to transmit the memory of them to posterity.

I cannot tell you the Womans name; my Authors having been in that point unanimously silent; but you may call her, if you please, the Wandring Greek: for, she hath visited more Countries, than▪ Queen Christina, (who, though now naturalized a Roman, doth yet re­tain much of the Goth and Vandal) and [Page] is perfect in more Languages. After I had seen her in the Greek, Roman, Ger­man and French habits, and observed such a natural comeliness, as made her appear lovely and pleasant in each dress, that ingenious Foreigners had clad her in; and been assured by some of them, that even Princes had sometimes made her a Favourite: I had a humour also to put her into our English garb, that you might be acquainted with her, and judge, whe­ther that be not as becomming and graceful as any of the rest. If I have set her forth in an equipage somewhat too grave and solemn, according to the fa­shion of my own phansie, which is most delighted with sad colours, and plain useful garments; so that she may now seem the Mistress rather of a Philosopher than of a Courtier▪ it was, because I would not have h [...]r appear altogether a stranger, and ignorant of the mode of the time, wherein the greatest levity and li­cenciousness, is commonly wrapt up in [Page] the most austere looks, and sober formali­ty of dress; and Lasciviousness generally usurps the long v [...]il of Modesty. I have not furnished her with Jewels, and made her shine with gaudy Ornaments, bot [...] because I had none of my own, and be­cause I think them fit only for such, who wanting native Beauty enough to fill the beholders sight, avert him from discern­ing their defects, by catching his eyes with the lustre of Pearl, Diamonds and Rubies; whereas this our Matron is so largely beholding to the bounty of Na­ture, that she scorns the mean charity of Art; and you may as soon perswade her to turn Adamite, as to make use of preci­ous Stones. Yet I'le promise you, her Linnen is fine, clean, and white, though plain and unstarched. And because she is a Mourner, I have accoutred her in a sable Veil: which she puls down, as often as she hath occasion to hide her blushes; and turns up again, when she is pleased to be more free, and discover the charms of her smiles.

[Page]Nor can I tell you precisely her Age, though I guess it to be near upon that of the Roman Empire, which is, by some hundreds of years, elder than the Wan­dring Jew. But, let not that discourage you; for she is yet youthful, sprightly, and gamesome, and hath not a wrinckle in her face; insomuch, that a Gentleman, who surprized me, with her in my com­pany, would not be perswaded but she was my daughter. Besides, what is im­mortal (as she seems to be) must, you know, be ever young and flourishing.

As for her Religion, I confess also, I can give you no certain account of it, be­cause (contrary to the custom of most of her sex) she is very reserved in that par­ticular. Yet, if I may have the liberty of conjecturing from some Actions of hers, I should take her to be of old Epicurius's Faith, following the simple dictates of mother-Nature, and living by the plain rule of her own Inclinations; as hold­ing it a contradiction, to be born under [Page] one Law, and to another bound: or else a Sister of the family of Love, which scruples at no freedom with a san­ctif [...]d Brother, and justifies her famili­arity with fervency of Zeal, and sug­gestions of the spirit. Do not you there­fore conceive her to be a Vestal, or one that resolves to pervert the purpose of Na­ture, and hath abjured the end of her Creation; albeit you see her in a Vault, in a lamenting posture, and with a small Ta­per burning by her: For really, she is a Cyprian Nun, consecrated to the God­dess of Pleasure▪ inflamed with zeal of Priapus: She is furnished with an Al­tar, with Incense, and with Fire too, and wants only a Priest to come and animate her Sacrifice.

For her Humour, you will find her in all things a perfect Woman, a little subject to changes, seldom out of ex­treams; w [...]ing and smiling in a b [...]eath, leaping at once out of a Charnel­house into a Nuptial-bed; soon quitting [Page] a violent grief for a good Husband late­ly deceased, for to solace in the embra­ces of a new Love; this moment, in the bottom of despair, and the next in the height of fruition; now endeavouring to destroy her self, and anon, doing her de­voir to procreate another, and give Be­ing to posterity; too wise to refuse a good proffer, or neglect a fair opportunity; highly sweet and obliging upon occasi­on, even to a stranger, and at first enter­view, full of frankness and endearments, where she affects; forward to excuse and palliate the errors of her friend, and ad­mirably witty, in projecting a way to a­vert suddain danger threatning him. And what would you more from a Woman?

Notwithstanding all these excellent qualities, let me not only desire, but also conjure you, to imprison her in your pri­vate Cabinet, so that she may be seen by no eyes but your own. Not [...]hat you need be jealous of either her chastity or repu­tation; for, the one is proof against the [Page] corruptions even of Peter Arentine him­self, if he were alive and conversant with her; and she hath cunning enough of her own to preserve the other: but, for fear she meet with affronts from the La­dies, who will never be reconciled to a Woman that is so weak, as to betray the frailties, and lay open the secrets of her own Sex. Besides that, she is a professed Enemy to their own darling, Platonick-Love; and ingeniously confesseth, she knows no flames, but such as arise from the difference of Sex, and are kindled in the blood, and other luxuriant humours of the body: and that her Amours always [...]end to the propagation of somewhat more Material, than the simple Ideas of vertue, of which our Philosophical Ladies so much talk. Which heretical doctrine, if they once hear her preach, 'tis not all the Armies in the world shall protect her from suffring the fate of Orpheus; [...]or shall you, Sir, with all your good language, and other ingratiating Arts, be [Page] able to vindicate hercause, or secure your self from the hateful brand of a Woman-hater. As therefore you value this Ephe­sian's free conversation, or the favour of Ladies, be sure you keep her to your self; but, if you will needs shew your self to be of the number of those open-breasted men, who think no pleasure compleat, until they have boas [...]ed of it; yet, at least, be so just to the sacred Laws of friendship, as never to reveal who brought her into England, only for your private recreation; and then leave her adversaries to consult their grand Oracle Lilly, how to find out,

Most honoured Sir,
Your most Humble Servant.

The Ephesian MATRON.

A Certain Merchants Daughter of Ephe­sus, having been long gazed upon by the admiring Youths of that po­pulous and wealthy City, and sought in marriage by many, whose ample Fortunes encouraged them to hope for success, answerable to their desires, (which could not be but just and commendable, since fixed up­on an Object, whom an incomparable Beauty, an ingenious Soul, vertuous Education, and that usual attendant of all these, an honourable Fame, had con­spired to make an extraordinary Person) This Virgin, I say, was at length espous­ed to a young Gentleman, in whom no­thing was wanting that could be requi­red, [Page 2] to make him accomplisht and a­miable, especially in her eye, who lo­ved him with equal ardours; and thought of no felicity, but in his mu­tual affections and society. So that all men (his envious Rivals only except­ed) expected the perfection of mortal happiness to arise from so rare a union.

But, observe unconstancy of human felicity; This pair of Turtles had not long enjoyed the pleasures of each o­thers conversation, when Fate (seldom long propitious to Lovers) steps in, and divides them, by the eternal divorce of death; translating the Husband into a state of more durable delights, and leaving the poor widdowed Lady in the arms of a distracting grief, too ex­cessive to fall under the description of the most tragical Pen; and indeed so violent, as would soon have sufficed to the destruction of so delicate and ten­der a Nature, as hers was, had not her resolution to see her dearest All (so she called him) laid into his Tomb, with such Funeral Pomp, and solemn Obsequies, as were agreeable both to his quality, and her sorrow; somewhat conduced to her preservation. Which yet was but an accidental preservative, [Page 3] a [...]d such, whose effect she could not directly aim at; all the faculties of her wounded soul being wholly taken up with the image of her loss; and ex­cluding all light of comfort, but those weak and faint glimpses that arose in her darksome imagination, from her hopes to make haste and overtake him, who was gone before.

But alas! I speak much to the dimi­nution of her fidelity, when I call them Hopes; they wer [...] advanced to full Re­solutions, and those made unalterable, by the sanction of a solemn vow, to out­do the malice of death; and by a spee­dy re-union of her spirit with his, in the Elyzium, to regain that content in the other World, which the cruelty of the gods had ravisht from her in this. And according to this too rigorous Vow, she refuseth all nourishment, admitting nothing into her mouth but the cold air, and tears uncessantly distilling from her once bright and sparkling, but now dim and blubber'd eyes; and this, not­withstanding the importunities of her Parents and Friends on one side, and the necessities of Nature on the other, urging her to commiserate and relieve her self. In this sad condition she con­tinued [Page 4] three whole days and nights, a [...] ­horring all objects but what her grie [...] presented, and keeping her con [...]ed remembrance perpetually upon [...]he Rack, to afford her the images of he [...] past felicities, that might aggravate the resentments of her present misery: Which yet being (as she thought) in­sufficient to exalt her sorrows to th [...] height of destroying her, she privately conveys her self in [...]o the Vault, whe [...] the remains of her Husband had been newly laid, and there sits down upon the damp earth, with her eyes fixt upon his Coffin, lest her thoughts might chance to wander from their proper object▪

It was great wonder that Nature
Might suffer any creature.
To have such sorowe, and she not ded;
Full piteons pale, and nothing red.
She said a lay, a maner souge;
Without note, withouten song;
And was this, for full well I can
Reherse it, right thus it began.
I have of sorrow so great wone,
That joy get I never none;
Nowe that I se my husband bright,
Whiche I have loved with all my might,
Is fro me deed, and is agone▪
And thus in sorowe left me alone,
Alas Dethe, what yeleth the,
That thou noldest have taken me?

[Page 5]This (you'l say) was a rare demon­str [...]ion of a Woman's constancy, and ought not to be past over without ad­miration, and an acknowledgement, that this vertuous Matron well deserved to wear a Garland, in that Troop of Heroi [...]al Wives, who scorning to sur­vive their better part, their Husbands, are honoured by posterity, as examples of singular faith, and conjugal amity. And I shall also ing [...]nuously confess, that her love must needs be great, which transported her to so generous a pitch of sorrow, and bravery of resolution. I presume moreover, that your pity is already risen to that height, that are co [...]cerned in her danger; and that you would most gladly run into the Vault, [...]o save her from a death so cruel, so imi­nent. But alas, she is resolved upon it, and your humanity would but degene­rate into a prolongation of her afflicti­ons. For, in life she knew no content, but in the society of her Love, whose mortal part was now in the cold fetters of an everlasting sleep; and therefore remains holy uncapable of any the least consolation, unless from this, that she may be hastned in her journey, to meet and embrace his beloved Ghost. [Page 6] If therefore your commiseration will do any thing towards her comfort and re­pose, pray exercise it in killing her, and let the kindness of your sword suddain­ly prevent the lingring tortures of her famine and laments. But I know you are too good-natured to have her die; and but to suppose her▪ after all this, ca­pable of being reconciled to life, were the only way to make her and her whole Sex hate you. What then is to be done in order to her Rescue? Why, have but patience a little, and you shall see how miraculously Fo [...]tune hath contri­ved to gratifie you and other her friends, in her preservatio [...]

It hapned, that on the very same day her Husbands funeral rites were sol [...]m­nized, and his Corps set into the Vault amongst his Ancestors, there was a no­torious malefactor executed, and his body left upon the Gibbet; the better to strike terror into others, and by the example of his infamous punishment, to raise in the hearts of all the specta­tors, a due [...] abomination of the like crimes. And lest any of the Villain's relations or confederates, should take down the mangled Carcass, and con­vey it away to burial privily in the [Page 7] night; Proclamation was made to the contrary, at command of the Magi­strate; and a guard of Soldiers con­signed to watch it, with the penalty of no less than death to such of them, as should through carelesness, drousieness, or absence, be failing in that their duty. Now night being come, the Soldiers thinking one was enough to attend that easie charge, fall to casting lots among themselves, who should undertake it; and the lot falling upon one, of whose vigilancy the rest had no reason to doubt, they all withdrew themselves into a Tavern neer at hand, the better to secure themselves from the cold, and rawness of the night, leaving that one to perform the Duty.

They were no sooner gone, when this Sentinel also, feeling himself pinched by the cold, and confident none would hazard so dear a thing as life, in stealing away the torn carcass of a Rogue, be­thinks himself of shelter and rest: and remembring there was a certain spaci­ous arched Vault (the very same our Mourner had obscured her self in) un­der-neath the Temple, over against which the Gibbet was erected; he re­tires into it, conducted thither, doubt­less [Page 8] by the invisible hand of his good Angel.

Being entred into the mouth of the Vault, his eyes were instantly saluted with the beams of a small and weak light, that shone from the farthest end of it; at sight whereof he was surprized with a suddain fit of horrour, which les­sening by degrees, (as all terrible ob­jects are greatest, at first glance of the eye upon them) his curiosity soon got the upper hand of his fear, and carrieth him nearer and nearer, till at length by the help of that glimmering Taper, which yet had not wholly overcome the gloomy darkness of that dismal place, he could perceive something re­sembling a Woman, in a mournful dress, but with a countenance far more mourn­ful, sitting on the ground, with arms enfolded in the posture of extream sor­row, and her head carelesly drooping, as if it were desiro [...]s and ready to fall up­on the Coffin placed at her feet. Ha­ving a while stood wondring at this strange and doleful spectacle, and con­sidering with himself, that it could not be a meer Apparition; all those stories of Ghosts, Spectres, and Devils in hu­mane shape, being but the politick Fi­ctions [Page] of Rulers and Priests, to keep the vulgar honest in the dark, and by fear to deter such from vice, who would not pursue vertue meerly▪ for love of it: he banisheth all apprehensions of ter­rour, and boldly advanceth to the Ta­per. The impediment of distance, which before permitted him but an obscure and imperfect sight of what his wonder had directed him unto, now removed; the soldier takes a full view of the distressed Lady, and soon finds his Sense had not been deluded by a phantasm, and that she was a real woman, as at first glance he had apprehended her to be. Nor could the Ecclipse of her sorrow and dejection hinder, but he might ea­sily discern a certain charming lustre ir­radiating the rare features of her face, together with an awful and majestick sweetness, such as is wont to strike re­spect and secret adoration into the hearts of the beholders; and being the separable adjunct of singular beauty, cannot be concealed by the most alter­ing disguise of the extreamest passion. Here the Divinity of her form surprizing his Soul, on one side; and the prodigi­ous equ [...]page he saw her in distracting it, on the other: the man was over­whelmed [Page 10] with amazement, and want­ed not much of becoming a statue. But, the light of his reason by little and little breaking through those clouds, and di [...]persing them, he resumes his cou­rage and resolves to speak to her. Which as he was about to do, it chan­ced, that lifting up her wearied head, and opening the curtains of her eyes, (which till then had remained let down) to give them some ease by change of posture, she percived a Man or Gho [...]t (for as yet she could not distinguish) standing before her.

For her sorowe, and holy thought
Made her that, she herde him nought.
For she had welnye most her mind,
Though Pan, that men clepeth god of kind,
Were for her sorowes never so wrothe.
But at the last, to sain right sothe,
She was ware of him, how he [...]ood,
Before her, and did of his hood,
And had ygret her, as best he coude,
Debonairely, and nothing loude.
As Reverend Chaucer in his Dream:

She startled a little at the unexpected sight, but being wholly intent upon her sorrow, and strongly possessed with a conceit, that the worst of evils that her nature was capable of, had already be­fallen [Page 11] her; that if he were a Ghost, he could have no other errand to her, but to [...]nvite and hasten her to the place, whither her dearest Mate was gone be­fore; and if a Man, he could not be so void of humanity, as to disturb the qui­et of her innocent grief. These re­flections (I say) quickly recomposed her, so that she was able to demand an account of him of his being there. Which she did in this manner.

Friend▪ said she, (and certainly, whatsoe're you are, you can be no o­ther to me▪ who can have no enemy but life) would you any thing with me? If so, pray speak it freely; I am not afraid to hear the worst tidings you can bring. Fate hath shot the most bloody and mortal of all its Arrows into me already, and all that are to follow will be but favours. My misery, though great, hath yet this comfort▪ annexed to it▪ that it cannot possibly be greater. Lo, here, (point­ing to the Coffin) here lies my Heart, dead and cold as marble; and if I [...]eem [...]o be alive, it is only because the soul of sorrow annimates me a while, till I have prepared my self to [Page 12] descend a fitting Shade, to attend his, who by this time expects me. But if on [...]y Chance hath brought you hither, why do you not be gone? What wrong have I ever done you, that should make you thus envy me the peace of this solitary room, a place sacred, and pecular only to the dead? And (you know) that for any, but Mourners, to intrude into their Dor­mitories, is a prophanation not e [...]ly expiated. Pray therefore, before you become further guilty, depart, and leave me to accomplish that sacrifice, my Fidelity and Vow oblige me to offer in this place.

To this (delivered with something of anger, and as much vehemence, as the weakness of her half-starved body would permit) the Souldier modestly returns: That no design at least, con­cerning her, but meer adventure, had led him into that place, where he conceived nothing but horrour and unwholesome damps had resided; That the sight of a woman there, at that dead time of the night, alone, and in that strange posture too, was sufficient to excuse his admiration▪ [Page 13] and that to excuse his curiosity, for the satisfaction of which he had ap­proach'd her. That if therein he had, contrary to his intent, been an occa­sion of disturbance to her, in the per­formance of those dismal Rites, her afflicted imagination had caused her to please her self withal, (what they were, he knew not) he was ready to aske her pardon for that his misfor­tune. And as for any offense to the Manes of those, whose bodies were there deposited, he conceived himself wholly innocent, as comming thither with no such black purpose, as to dis­lodge their Reliques, or violate their Sepulchres. Lastly, that if his pre­sence were ungrateful to her, (to whom he heartily wished a serenity of mind, equal to the sweetness of her person) he was ready to depart, not­withstanding the tenderness of his dis­position made him have some sympa­thy in her afflictions, and urged him to offer her that succour, which he was able to afford. Which yet, he confessed, could not be great, consi­dering the vast disparity betwixt the meanness of his condition, and rude­ness of education, on his part; and the [Page 14] wise counsel, and consolatory argu­ments he found requisite, on hers. However, if his diligence, yea, if his life, might be an [...] way serviceable to her, she should freely command him. And having said thus, he re­mained silent.

Lo how goodly spake this Knight,
As if it had be another wight,
And made it neither tough ne queint.

Here the Lady somewhat touched with the great humanity and gentle­ness of the M [...]n, whom by his Arms she perceived to be a Soldier, and so had admitted some apprehensions of a re­turn more rough and agreeable to the manners of those of his profession and ranck, was offering to rise up, and dis­miss him with thanks due to his civili­ty; when her macerated and languish­ing body, and her exhausted spirits fail­ing to be obedient to her soul▪ she sunk down [...]n a swoon, and lay speechless and ene [...]vated, cross her Husbands Coffin.

Which the honest Fellow perceiving, and fearing she had exp [...]red her very soul▪ in that last g [...]eat sigh that [...]rake from her breast, at the instant of her [Page 15] fall; he was not a little astonished: but yet he had so much reason left, as hast­ned him to endeavour her recovery, by taking her up in his arms, gently re­clining her he [...]d, and pouring a little Win [...] into her mouth, from a Bottle he had brought with him, wherewith to fortifie himself against the cold and moystness of the weather. This so re­paired her defect of spirits, that her heart and arteries renewing their inter­mitted pulses, she soon came to her self again; but so imperfectly, that though her vitall Organs seemed to perform their offices aright, yet those of volun­tary motion wholly failed in theirs. Which the Souldier observing, and concluding with himself, that the vir­tue of that cordial, which infused into her in a small quantity, had so happily begun his cure, if administ [...]ed in a grea­ter dose, would not fail to finish it; he set the bottle a second time to her mouth and forced her to take in a large draught. The Wine, by reason of its sublety, soon dispersing through her whole body▪ and rec [...]uiting her spirits, (consumed by immoderate grief, and long abstinence) wrought so powerfully upon her, that she now feels her self not [Page 16] only revived, but in some measure also comforted within her, (O! who can sufficiently admire the excellency of this divine Liquor?) and her faculty of mo­ving her self restored; so that, erecting her self upon her legs, she turned to her Physitian, and disposing her eyes and countenance into such an aspect of gentleness and sweetness, as intimated to him, she had no ill resentments of the good offices his charity had done her; without other expression of thankful­ness, she sat down to repose her self up­on the Coffin, the unfrequented place affording no other seat.

The Man encouraged by the happy success of his assistance, and discreetly taking the opportunity of that calm, which he discerned the Wine had brought upon both her mind & spirits, began with gentle reasons (for Rhetori­cal arguments he had none) to make her sensible of the extream need she was in of some speedy corporal refection: And not being so ceremonious, as to stay and expect her answer, he instantly o­pens his Knapsack, and produceth such cold and homely Viands, as he, in clean­ly manner had laid therein, for his own provision: These he tenders to her, in [Page 17] the most humble and decent posture, the incommodities of the time and place would admit of; intreating her, in com­miseration of her self, to second the good effect of the Wine, with a bit or two of solid meat; and to dispense with the coorseness both of his diet and service, her safety depending chiefly upon a speedy refreshment, and at the present he was destitute of better ac­commodation.

Now, whether we ought to ascribe it to the sole hand of Fate, which laughs at the vanity of mens resolutions, and by turning our hearts like rivers of wa­ter, delights to convince us, How little that power is, we arrogant Mortals think we have over our selves. Or, to the be­nigne and sweetning efficacy of the Wine, which (doubtless) is the most soveraign and present Antidote in Na­ture against excess of sorrow: Or, to the force of the Souldiers Perswasions, which, though not delivered with the advantage of smooth and courtly lan­guage, appear to have been strong and prevalent: Or, to the secret strokes of Love, (as Philosophers call them) which being observed alwaies to wound deepest upon the sodain, and as often [Page 18] in the depth of advers [...]ry, as in the height of ease and prosperity, might (for ought we know) be, by the wanton god, i [...]flicted upon the Ladie's heart, and so wonderfully recompose all the confusions and disorders of her soul, as at that very instant to tune all her facul­ties once more to the key of the most sweet and harmonious of all our affe [...]ti­ons. I say, to which of all these pro­bable causes, (or to the conspiracie of them all together) the Miracle is to be imputed, I confess, I cannot determine; and therefore willingly resigne that nice enquiry to those Sages, who pretend to understand the secrets of Women's hearts. But, so it fell out, that our Matron being now able to command a Truce to her sorrow, cheerfully addres­sed her self to the victuals set before her, and did eat moderately thereof: in the quiet and pleasantness of her looks, sweetly betraying that inward agreableness and delight Nature be­came sensible of, in that supply which had been too long denyed her.

This our Man of War, (who, it seems by the story, was no fool) perceiving, and understanding withall, that some s [...]asonable relief from reason and wise [Page 19] counsel was as requisite, to the re-com­posure of her disordered mind, as his me [...]t and drink had been, to the instau­ration of her infeebled body; he be­thought himself what to say, that might conduce to the mitigation of her violent sorrow. And, though he were no Philosopher, nor Orator, his head not being altogether so well furnished with arguments of consolation, as his Scrip and Bottle had been with Provi­sion; yet he had so competent a share of the light of Nature, (which, as ma­ny wise men hold, shineth alwaies clea­rest in the darkness of necessity, and sudden occasions) as directed him bluntly to tell her, That albeit mode­rate humiliation of the body, and con­tristation of spirit, upon the decease of dear friends and relations, were not to be disallowed, as being the effects of that love and [...]espect we bore them in our lives and pregnant testimonies of natural affection, without which, Man degenerateth into the savageness of beasts: yet an intemperate sorrow, and afflicting our selves beyond measure, was not only unreasonable, but also unnatu­ral; unreasonable, in that it doth as little avail to the good or benefit of the [Page 20] dead, as to the recalling them to life again; they being in a state, which ad­mits of no commerce with, or concern­ment for the survivors. Unnatural, in that it impaireth the health of the bo­dy, and beclouds the brightness of the understanding, both which are the chiefest treasures of our lives, and every man is bound by the Law of Nature, to endeavour their preservation, as much as in him lies. He added, That if she had suffered her passion to trans­port her to any such extravagance, as an intent to destroy [...]er self, (as she had seemed to intimate, both by her ex­pressions and deportment in that place, which of it self appeared a fit Scene whereon to act such a Tragedy) she ought with the soonest to retract it. For the greatest crime man could commit, was Murder; and of all Murders, the most detestable was self-Homicide, which the Creator did so abominate, as that he Had engraven upon our very Nature, the Law of self-preservation, as if on purpose to prevent it. And should Heaven be so mercifull, as to forgive it, (which was dangerous to presume) yet certainly the Ghost of her Husband would not; since, if he loved [Page 21] her while alive, he could not be plea­sed with any violence she should offer to her self, but would rather abhor the society of so great a Criminal, among the Shades; at least, if Souls departed hence have any sense or cognizance of the actions of Mortals upon Earth.

The pious Matron hearing this, could not refrain from interrupting her coun­sellor, but replied; That she must ac­knowledge the truth and weight of his discourses; but yet, (and then she sigh­ed) she had lost such a Jewel of a Hus­band, as never woman lost. And there­fore, if her grief were violent and in­vincible, she deserved rather pity and excuse, than reprehension and condem­nation, both from gods and men. And more she would have said, but that a fresh flood of tears running down her cheeks, robbed her lips of the freedom of their motion.

The Souldier seeing this, and fearing a relapse, had immediate recourse to the Antidote of the Bottle, of whose cordial juice he had so admirable expe­rience: and without more ado, he holds up her head with one hand, while with the other he drencheth her with a round dose of the remaning liquor: And [Page 22] she had no sooner felt the warmth and vigour of it in her stomach, but the fountains of her tears were instantly sealed up, her forehead smoothed, and all her face reduced to its native sweet­ness: Nay more, this last draught wrought so divinely, that her mind al­so seemed perfectly restored to its an­tient mildness and tranquility▪ and she became the most affable, compleasant, and chearfull creature in the world, in­deed as if a new Soul had been infused into her. This great change considered, who can but fall into a rapture, in think­ing of the virtue of Wine, or forbear to repeat father Sancho's prayer, that Pro­vidence would never suffer him to want good store of that celestial Nectar. But, our argument is yet sad, and it imports us to be more serious. For,

Here some witty Disciple of Epicu­rus (arresting us in the middle of our Narration) may take advantage to dis­parage the excellency and immortallity of that noble essence, the reasonable Soul of man; and from the example of the soveraign operation of the Wine upon this deplorable Lady, thus argue a­gainst it.

If our inclinations and wills be so [Page 23] neerly dependent upon the humours and temperament of our bodies, as to be, in a manner, the pure and natural consequents or results from them; and that our humours and temperament be so easily and soon variable, according to the various qualities of meats and drinks received into our stomachs; both which seem verified in the instance of this Ephesian Woman, who by the generous quality of the Wine, and nu­tritive juice of the Meat, was, as it were, in a moment altered in her whole frame; of a highly discontented and desperate wretch, becomming a quiet, tractable, and good humour'd creature, quitting her morosity and contumacy in a mur­derous resolution, for frank affability, yieldingness, and alacrity; Why should not men believe, with his Master Epi­curus, that the Soul is nothing else but a certain composition or contexture of subtle Atoms, in such manner figured and disposed, and natively endowed with such activity, as to animate the body, and actuate all the members and organs of it; or, with Galen, that the Soul is but the Harmony of Elements, concurring in the composition of the body, at first, and in the same tenour [Page 24] continued afterward during life, by sup­plies of the most subtle and refined parts of our nourishment? Especially, if they reflect upon the admirable effects of Wine, which hath the power to alter, not only the temperam [...]nt of the body, but even that of the mind also; subdu­ing the most refractory and unbridled of all our passions, and raising up others as violent in their room; in a word, so forcibly turning the needle of our affe­ctions and inclinations from one ex­treme to another, and hurring them from point to point round the whole Compass, as if it were it self a soul; at least, as it if had the soveraignty over the best of souls.

Now if any such weak and prevari­cating Epicurean shall cast this stum­bling-block in our way; though we are loth to leave the Lady, now she is in so go [...]d a humour, yet the honour we owe to that divine substance, which he endeavours thus vilely to abase, ob­ligeth us to digress a while, and vouch­safe him a short refutation.

Let him know therefore, that every individual man hath two distinct Souls, the one Rational, or Intellectual, and Incorruptible, as being of divine Origi­nal, [Page 25] the breath of the Creator: The o­ther only Sensitive, produced from the wombs of Elements; common also to brute Animals, and therefore capable of dissolution. This latter Soul, (or, more properly, Spirit) is the common Vinculum, Cement, or Tye, betwixt the celestial and incorporeal nature, of the reasonable Soul, and the terrestriall and corporeal nature of the Body: It is also the immediate organ or instru­ment, by which the nobler Soul inform­eth and acteth in the organs of the Bo­dy. Now, though we deny not, but the rational Soul, in respect of this her al­liance with the Body, is in some degree subject to the Laws of Matter; and consequently, that the humours and temperament of the Body, have some influence or power to alter and work upon the mind, especially in weak-min­ded persons, who make no use of the arms of their reason, to encounter and subdue the insurrections and assaults of sensual appetites: Yet cannot we grant, that the impressions which the body makes upon the mind are such, as suf­fice to question either the Immortality, or derogate from the Soveraignty of the Soul over the Body.

[Page 26]Not the Immortality of it; because, as an Infant in the Mothers womb, though sympathising with the Mother in all distempers, accidents, and symp­toms that befall her, during the time of the Child's connexion to her body; is yet capable of being, in his due sea­son, separated from her, and emanci­pated from his first state of compatibi­lity into another of single subsistence: So the Rational Soul, though, during its connexion to the Body, subject to all affections and sufferings thereof, is yet nevertheless capable of being se­parated, in due season, from the Body, and surviving it to eternity, in a state of [...]implicity and incompatibility.

Nor the Soveraignty of it over the Body; because, as a Monarch, notwith­standing he hath soveraign and abso­lute power over his Subjects, may sometimes be inclined by the sway of his servants; and yet without either subjection of his Person, or diminution of his power: So the Soul, though sometimes the affections of its subject, the Body, may incline or dispose it to assent and compliance: yet doth not that detract from either the excellency of its nature, or the absoluteness of its dominion over the Body.

[Page 27]Besides, all those mutations of the affections, that arise from the variety of humours, and temperament of the Body, whether caused by Diet, Wine, or otherwise, are most [...]nduely imputed to the Mind, or reasonable Soul it self, whose essence being simple, severeth it from all essential mutations; and in­deed, extend no farther, than the Sen­sitive or the Brain, which is its princi­pal organ: So that as it doth not dero­gate from the skill and ability of an ex­cellent Musitian, that he cannot make good Musick upon an ill and untuneable Instrument; so likewise doth it not from the dignity of the Soul, that it cannot maintain the harmony of its Government, where the Brain is out of tune. And this we think sufficient to evince that the mutual league or al­liance betwixt the Body and Mind is not so inseparable, but the Mind may both continue its Soveraignty, while that league continueth; and also con­tinue its Being, after the same league is dissolved by death.

But if the Adversary shall further urge us to informe him, What kind of [...]ubstance we then conceive the Soul to be, we shall ingeniously confess, We [Page 28] do not understand it. Nor are we a­shamed of that ignorance, forasmuch as the knowledge thereof is to be fetch­ed, not from Reason or Philosophy, but from Revelation Divine. For, see­ing the substance of the Soul was not deduced or extracted in its creation, from Matter, or Elements, as is mani­fest even from the transcendency of its functions and operations: certainly it follows, that the Laws of Matter or Elements, can in no wise comprehend its nature, or lead to the knowledge of its substance: but leaving Philosophy to its proper objects, we must expect it from the inspiration of the same Di­vinity, from whence the substance of it was originally derived. But inspira­tions Divine being very rare, our best way will be to suspend such subtle and Metaphysical Enquiries, till death; which will soon satisfie them, and all other difficulties of that nature. In the mean time, we beg excuse for thus long digressing into so grave and unsutable a Speculation, (which yet we could not well avoid) from our Story, and for holding you upon the rack of suspense, while your good nature makes you im­patient till you are assu [...]ed of the La­die's perfect recovery.

[Page 29]Returning to our Matron, I find my self surprised with more of wonder and amazement, than the Souldier was when he first beheld her. Methinks I perceive certain symptoms in her, which signifie not only a change of hu­mour, but even a perfect metamorpho­sis of her person also; and so strangely is she altered, that did not the continu­ance of her mourning habit (and yet she hath dropt her Veil) together with the circumstances of time and place, assure me to the contrary; seriously I should not easily be perswaded that she is the same woman. She appears now to have so little of the sorrowful Wi­dow in her, that if I might have the li­berty Physiognomists take, of divining by outward signes, I should take her for the most pleased and happy Bride in the world. Her forehead seems not only smoothed, but dilated also to a more graceful largeness, and over-cast with a delicate sanguine Dye. Her eyes sparkling again with luster, yet little more then half open, with their amiable whites turned somewhat upward, un­steady, bedewed with a Ruby moisture, & by stealth casting certain languishing glances (such as are observed only in [Page 30] persons dying, and Lovers in the exta­sie of delight) upon the Souldier. Her lips swelling with a delicious ver-million tincture, and gently trembling; yet still preserving the decorum and sweetness of her mouth. Her cheeks o­ver [...]lowing with pleasing blushes. Her head a little declin [...]ng, as when Modesty hath a sec [...]et conflict with Desire. She is in [...] kind of gentle disquiet, such as accompanieth the impatience of the soul, when it is eager and restless in pur­su [...] of the object, whereon it hath fixed it [...] chief felicity. A temperate and Balmy sweat, extilling from the pores of her snow-white skin, helps to in­crease the kindly warmth of it, arising, doubtless, from a great agitation of her spirits within, and an effusion of them upon the outward parts, together with [...]he vapours of her purest bloud. In a word, I discern in her a concourse of all [...]hose signes, which, as natural and in­separable characters, are proper to great joy and pleasure.

What therefore should I think? To imagine that she, a woman of exempla­ [...]y constancy, of chastity more cold and severe than the Goddess her self, who i [...] said to be guardian of it; of sorrow [Page 31] (as your self can witness) almost unpa­rallel'd and invincible; whose tears are yet scarcely dry, still fitting in a damp and horrid Charnel-house, at the dead time of the night, and upon the Cof­fin of her Dearest All: To imagine (I say) that this Woman should be so soon ingulphed in the delightful transports of a new Love, and that with a Fellow so much a Stranger, so much her Infe­riour: This certainly is not only highly improbable, but unpardonably scanda­lous; and he, doubtless, would have no easie task to secure himself, from being torn in pieces by those of her Sex, who should dare to entertain a thought so much conducing to their disparagement.

On the other side, the causes of sus­picion are strong and manifest; for, if it be true, (as certainly it is) that Na­ture, not contented only to have given Man a tongue, wherewith to express his thoughts, hath also imprinted on hi [...] countenance the images of his most secret passions and intentions; and that upon this ground Philosophers have built that most excellent of all Arts, the Art of Knowing-Man, (the principal part of civil prudence) which [Page 32] teacheth how to dive into the most se­cret recesses, and hidden conceptions of the mind, only by observing the Fi­gures and Characters that her inward motions draw upon the forehead, eyes and other parts of the face: I say, if this be true, we have good reason to suspect▪ that our Matron hath newly felt the power of Love's inevitable Dart, and she now bu [...]ns as extreamly in the fl [...]mes of amorous desires of the Soldi­er, as she was lately f [...]ozen in the ice of so [...]ow for her Husband. Her looks and gestures betray her, and all the Airs of high Content and Pleasu [...]e appearing in her face, will no longer permit me to doubt, but she hath lately tasted, and more then tasted, of that delight, which Lovers are sensible of in the act of Fruition; and which being it self a kind of Extasy, cannot be described, so as to be understood by any but such as feel it, nor those, but when they feel it.

Nor need you longer remain in [...]us­pence: for, behold, she now throws her self into the Soldiers Arms, she em­braceth him, she kisseth him, and with that violence, that greediness, as if she were unsatisfied with the bare [Page 33] touches of his lips, and longed to leave the impression of hers upon them. Nay, she takes no care to shut them, as if that negligent posture were more natural to the freedom of her kindness; or, as if she were in more readiness to receive that soul, she would have him breath into her. Nor doth any thing make her take off her mouth from his, but the impatience to have her eyes so long empty of the images of his form; and when she hath feasted that sense, with giving and receiving some fixt amo­rous looks, (for now they are no longer oblique glances) she instantly returns again to her banquet of kisses, as if the pleasures of her Eye, though high and ravishing among mutual Lovers, were yet inferior to those of the Touch; or, as if the pleasures which each of these excellent senses doth affect the soul with, in such cases, were so great and violent, as that she is not capable of being intent upon both at once, but is forced to apply her self one while to one alone, another while to another, lest being distracted betwixt them, she might lose any whit of what her passi­on tells her, is requisite to consummate the fruition she aims at. In a word, (for [Page 34] we are fallen upon a Subject, whose nature is not to admit of much dis­course) there is nothing of liberty, no­thing of dalliance, nothing of caresses and indearment, which this sportful Lady doth not use, both to make her self grateful and charming to her new Gallant, and to enkindle fresh ardors in him. So that if what we see be not Ve­nus her self, sporting with her beloved Mars; yet, doubtless, it is one of her own daughters, in the heighth of solace with one of his sons. But, here Mo­desty commands us to turn our backs upon this pleasant couple; for, I per­ceive, he hath not yet exhausted all his Amunition, and that, grown more sensible of the Magique of her wanton incitements, he is arming himself for a second encounter, and stands ready to do that Ac [...], which, though the most pleasant and entrancing of all others, cannot yet be, with good manners, named, much less lookt upon in the doing, by strangers. And you, as well as my self, know, how implacably an­gry the Cyprian goddess useth to be, with such immodest curiosities, as dar [...] to prye into the Mysteries of her sacri­fices, which she hath therefore com­manded [Page 35] to be offered in the dark, and only by Couples. Let us, therefore, seasonably avert our yet innocent Eyes, and leave these her new Votaries quiet­ly to finish those Cytherean Rites they are going about: especially since their Zeal is so servent, as not to scruple at the nicety of making the Dead Hus­band's Coffin, the Altar, whereon to kindle and exhale the incense they have brought. And while they are bu­sie at their silent devotions, let us have recourse to the Oracle of Reason, and there consult about the powerful Cause of this great and admirable Change in our Matron, who (you see) is no longer either Mourner, or Widow. ¶▪

To charge this suddain and prodigi­ous Metamorphosis, upon the inhe­rent Mutability and Levity of Womans Nature; though it may have some­what of Philosophy in it, yet cannot have much of wisdom; as importing more Reason, than Safety. For, al­beit, it be well known, that the soft­ness and tenderness of their Constitu­tion is such, as renders them like wax, capable of any impressions, and especi­ally such as correspond with those their [Page 36] inclinations, that Nature hath implant­ed in them as goads to drive them on to­ward that principal End, for which it hath made them: yet, who is so rashly prodigal of his life, as to incense that Revengeful sex, by calling in question that Constancy in affection, which eve­ry Woman so much boasteth of, and is ready to defend even with her blood, and whereof every day produceth so many notable Examples? For my part, truly, notwithstanding I was never so happy, as to be much in the Favour of Ladies; yet will not the honour I bear them, permit me willingly to incurre their displeasure, especially by asserting so scandalous an Heresie: nor will I o­mit any opportunity to demonstrate, that the services I desire to do them, are such as hold exact proportion with the strongest of their Inclinations, and the highest of their Perfections. There is not an Attribute their Excellencies challenge even in their own opinion, (which all allow to be favourable e­nough,) but I am ready to give it them: nor can I doubt the verity and weight of any thing they say, but admire and believe them as Oracles. My Ears can­not so soon drink in their promises, as [Page 37] my Faith swallows them down, for Sa­cr [...]mental and inviolable obligations. If I hear any Lady but say, (though she use no protestations) that she either hath been, or will be constant and firm to her Servant; I am ready instantly to be­lieve and swear, the Heavens them­selves even in their substance are more subject to Alteration, that Nature her self can sooner change her Course, her Laws, and run into the confusion of her primitive Chaos; than she be re­moved from the Object, upon which she hath placed her Love. When any Widow sighs and weeps at the funeral of her Husband; I compassionate the Reality and Profoundness of her Grief, am afraid she should despair, and de­stroy her self; and I sooner expect to see her Husband revived, than her to entertain any the least thought of ad­mitting another into her bed. If I but hear the sad story of some young Vir­gin deprived of her first Love; I cannot forbear to beat my breast, and cry out, Ah! what pity it is, so fair a Flower should be lost to all Mankind, and wither for want of a hand to gather it? For, certainly, she poor Soul, devoting the disconsolate remainder of her days [Page 38] to solitude and Fidelity, will never be brought to listen after another for a Bridegroom; no, without doubt she will live and die a pure Virgin, and all the hopes she hath, are to contem­plate the honours reserved in the Eli­z [...]um, for such Maids as continue true to their depared Sweet-hearts; Nor are your Venetian-locks half so good sec [...]rity of her Chastity, as the memo­ry of the vows she made to the Person, to whom she once gave her Heart. Moreover, when I read those witty and elegant Writers, who have exercised their Pens in illustrating Femal Glories, in erecting Galleries of Heroical Women, and collecting Examples of their Con­stancy, Conjugal Love, and other Vir­tues; O! how am I delighted, how am I enflamed with Emulation of that ho­nour and esteem those Authors have purchased to themselves thereby! And, had my Stars been so propitious and bountiful to my Nativity, as to have inspired me with a competent portion of Wit, I should not have conceived a­ny Argument either so worthy in it self, or so agreeable to my Genius, as the Commendation of Ladies. And I shall not stick to confess to you, as my Friend, [Page 39] that once I had a design in my head, to have compiled a History of the Lives of Constant Wives and Mistresses: nor did any thing hinder my proceeding in that work, but the discouragement I re­ceived from the vast Multitude of them; I foresaw my whole Life would be too short but only to enumerate them, much more to give each one her due praises. So that you may well perceive, how irreconcileable an Antipathy I have to any such opinion, as derogates from the Honour due to the Immutabi­lity of that delicate and sweet Sex, which the kindness of Nature made for our Comfort, solace, and delight, and without the assistance of which we should fall short of doing that most ex­cellent Act, wh [...]ch witnesseth the per­fection of our Being, which makes us immortal in spite of Death, and brings us to some resemblance of the Divine original of all things. Let us, therefore, search for some other Cause (besides the Levity of Womans nature) to salve the adventure that hath befallen our Ephesian Matron.

To impute it to the force of the Wine the Souldier gave her, is to pass­by the Grand and Principal Agent, and [Page 40] rest in what was but an Accessory at most; to lay the whole weight of the wonder upon what seems to have had no more than a finger in it. For, first the Quantity she drank, though suffici­ent to renovate her spirits, cherish her vital warmth, and quicken the motion of her well-nigh congealed blood; was yet too little to intoxicate her brain, and enflame her to the height of desires so inconsistent, so repugnant to the frigid temper and low condition it found her in. And, as to the Quality of it; though good Wine be the Milk of Venus, and as subtle and powerful a be­trayer of Chastity, as a Nurse or Mid­wife, as Night, as Opportunity, yea as Gold it self, (which the Antients inti­mated in placing the Chappel of Venus behind the Temple of Bacchus; and Aristotle, in that speaking of Wine and Drunkenness in his third Problem, he toucheth upon Venery in his fourth: And is a chief reason why the Rhenish­wine Houses are so much frequented by our Gallants.) Yet doth it seldome work that effect, but where it meets with bodies predisposed to admit and concurre with its sprightly and height­ning influence. For, as all Natural A­gents [Page 41] have their power and energy li­mited by the capacity of the Patients, upon which they operate; so in par­ticular, Wine is not so universal an in­spirer of Amorous and hot inclinations, as not sometimes to meet with resi­stence and suppression, in persons of cold Temperaments, or chast Resolu­tions. And, therefore, whensoever it heateth and irritateth to Courtship, it doth not more than add some sparks to that inward Fire, which, however cun­ningly raked up in the ashes of apparent Modesty, was yet scorching before, and wanted not much of breaking forth in­to a furious Flame. So that our Matron having not enlarged her draughts be­yond the bounds of temperance and so­briety; and being by her long fasting, sorrow, and remaining in the cold, (all which are profest and irreconcilable E­nemies to Venus,) so debilitated, that we ought not to believe she had much of that fewell in her veins, which the spirits of Wine enkindle, when it pro­duceth that burning Appetite we are speaking of: It cannot consist with rea­son to aggravate her facility, by trans­ferring it wholly upon the innocent means of her refreshment and recov [...]ry.

[Page 42]To what then may this extrraordi­na [...]y accid [...]nt be referred? Why, in my judgment, to nothing so favorably and probably, as to the Author of so many wonderfull adventures, Love. For, though I will not undertake to ex­plain the mysterious nature of th [...]s Pas­sion, which all are subject to, and none clearly understand; and think it as well defined by him, who said, It is I know not what, which came in I know not whence, and went away I know not how; as by Socrates, who called it the Desire of Beauty; or, even by St. Thomas himself, who affi [...]med it to be, A complacency of the Appetite in th [...] thing which is lovely: Yet thus much I have learned from dear experience, that it is an imperious Passion, which, once entred upon the borde [...]s of the mind, instantly becomes a Tyrant, over-running all the facul­ties, subverting the Laws and govern­ment of Reason, and demolishing all the Fortresses, that either Wisdom or Mo­desty can raise against it▪ It is a kind of Magick, against which Nature hath gi­ven us no power of resistence; for, in­sinuating insensibly into the Soul, like a mask't enemy, it suddenly surpriseth and ta [...]es possession of all the strengths [Page 43] of it, and like a subtle poys [...]n, discovers not its entrance, till it be secure of con­quest. It proclaims war, and triumphs at once. It betrayeth us with secret compl [...]cency, and then hurrieth us to­ward ruine, which is the more inevita­ble, because we admit and suffer it with delight. Like the venomous Spiders of Calabria ▪ it destroys us with tickling, and making us dance. While we take it for a sweet and charming harmony, it seduceth us to great and dangerous dis­orders. It sco [...]neth the prevention of Prudence, and slighteth the preposses­sion of Grief. It grows more violent by opposition; Counsels do but heigh­ten its fury, and dangers and difficulties, like water poured upon wild-fire, en­crease the flames of it; and prohibition provokes it. Being once in love, we believe our desires cannot be noble, un­till they are extream; nor generous, u [...]less they be rash. The greatest, the wise [...]t, the most resolved spirits, have felt the force of it; nor is Ambition it self (esteemed Lord Paramount of all the Passions) able to contest with it, for absolute dominion over the soul. For an example of Wisdom, reflect on Solomon, who laid-b [...] all his divine Pre­cepts, [Page 44] and gave himself over to dotage upon Pharaoh's fair daughter: and up­on Appius Claudius, Decemvir of Rome, a Law-giver, and most austere man, who yet was transported to a mad de­gree of love. For one of Ambition, we have Marcus Antonius, half-partner of the great Empire, who in the Zenith of all his power and greatness, found the power of Cleopatra's beauty strong enough to make him her willing cap­tive. And for Resolution, we have the memorable confession of Lais, That she had more Philosophers, and those Stoicks too, her servants, than men of any other sort. Divine Plato (you may remember) confesses himself so passi­onately in love with his Archianassa, that forgetting his doctrine of Idea's, he knew none but that of her face: and the grave Stagirite sacrificed to his Herpelis, as to Ceres. But what need we these examples, to assure the ty­ranny of Love over even Heroical Minds, when the frequency of it hath given occasion to men to call it the Heroicall Passion: And when the antient Poets meant no other thing, by their fictions of the Amours of Iupiter and other Deities, but this, that Love ma­stereth [Page 45] the greatest and wisest men in the world. This considered, what wonder is it, if our Matron, a weak and frail Creature, being shot at by the winged Archer (whose Arrows have this Fa­culty, that they cure the Ulce [...]s of sor­row in a moment) and pierced to the quick, soon yielded up her self to be led captive among those many milli­ons that attend his triumphant Cha­riot? So that if this new Affection of hers be a Fault, certainly it is such a one as was not in her power to avoid; and all who understand the force of such secret flames, as we may believe she felt, will easily excuse.

Nor ought you to blame her for the Haste she made in the payment of that Homage, which all women owe, and first or last must pay to the Inspirer of such desires; since you know not what strong and pressing Arguments, and Motives the adventurous Souldier used to induce her to that dispatch:

For the Souldier hath ikneled so
And told her all his love, and all his wo,
And sworn so depe to her to be true,
For well or wo, and change for no newe;
And as a false Lover so well can plain,
The selie Matron rewed on his pain;
[Page 46]And toke him for husbond, and became his wife
For evermore, while that hem last life.

and s [...]nce the wisest Women common­ly esteem those servants most valiant and worthy their favours, who are quickest in obtaining them: qui timi­dè rogat, docet negare. I am not igno­rant, there are a sort of Heretiques in Love, whose prize no pleasures that come easily; and think it below their Cou­rage to engarrison that Fort▪ whose Gates are thrown open at first sum­mons: as if Delight were the more gr [...]teful and transcendent for being diffi­cult and tedious in acquisition. But, our Matron was none of these. She was too Wise, too Masculine, to insist upon the nicety of a long Courtship, and thought not the way to oblige, was by delay. No, finding her defences weak, and the Besieger strong; she conceived she might make the better conditions, by how much the sooner she surrendred. Besides, Fortune had fai [...]ly given her an opportunity; and P [...]udence would not permit her to neglect it. There have been many memorable adven­tures in the World, in which, Time it self hath had a principal hand: and there are certain Fortunate and Criti­cal [Page 47] Minutes wherein many things are to be effected, that ever after are im­possible. Why then should this Wo­man be accused of extream Levity, on­ly for taking occasion by the Foretop, and, at si [...]st Encontre, making sure of what, perhaps, she otherways might have lost. When you are Hungry, and have good Meat before you; will you account it kindness in your Host, to de­tain you from eating, with tedious Ce­remonies, and long impertinent discours­es, till the dishes are grown cold and un­savory? What reason is there, then, that any one should think it so hainous an offence against the modesty of Wo­man-hood, that our Matron addressed her self to the satisfaction of an appe­tite as Natural, (and many times as im­patient of delay) as Hunger, as soon as fortune had proffered her the means wherewithal to do it? For my part, seri­ously (think others what they please) though I will not justifie the Act she did, yet I do not judge it to be the worse, because done so soon.

But, you (perhaps) may think, that I have cloathed the deformity of this Womans fact, in too favourable and plausible a dress of Phrase; ma­king [Page 48] king that Noble and Heroique passion, Love, to be the Cause of her so easie prostitution, which was, indeed, the meer and proper effect of a Carnal Ap­petite, or base and unbrideled Lust.

To this, therefore, I say; that not­withstanding the nice distinction, which Flattery hath imagined, betwixt Love and Lust; as if one were the genuine off­spring of the Mind alone; the other the spurious issue of the Body, which never intruded her self into the society of her Sister, without debauching and disho­nouring her Virgin and immaculate Nature: yet those unprejudicate En­quirers, who have searched deep e­nough into the Origine and essence of that desire of Conjunction in persons of different Sexes, or the Appetite of Male and Female each to other, which is generally understood to be Love, (for, we are not now upon the conside­ration of Amity, or Friendship) will not be easily perswaded, that there is any so great dissimilitude or Disparity be­twixt them, as that they may not be deduced from one and the same princi­ple, at least, that they can be divided. This, I presume, will be somewhat dist [...]steful to the pure and refined Di­sciples [Page 49] of the Platonique sect, who pro­fess to be ennamoured only on the beauties of the Soul, wholly rejecting all respects of flesh and blood, and en­tirely devoting their Courtship to con­template, and entranse themselves in admiration of the lovely Idea's of Vir­tue: nor will the Ladies (made, doubt­less of a mold much finer and less sul­phureous, than other courser Mortals are,) be well pleased to hear their sweet and cleanly Flames should be aspersed with the mixture of gross and sooty Exhalations, such as arise from ardors of the Body. And, therefore, Truth it self, (which I prefer to all other inte­rests) engageth me to assert this my opinion, and make it appear, that though it be a Paradox, yet it is high­ly Reasonable. Which that I may do, I aske leave to present you a Picture of Love in little, not copied from the de­scriptions of other mens Phansies, but drawn to the life from the very origi­nal of Nature, and (if I am not much mistaken) so full of true resemblances, that who so shall attentively contem­plate the same, will, I doubt not, esteem it as a piece, not altogether unworthy to be preserved in the Cabinet of their Memory.

Of Love in general.

MOst certain and manifest it is, that the proper object of all Appetites, is Good, either Real, or only Apparent; and the Reason is, because the Object, in which this Good is per­ceived or apprehended, is conducible to the perfection of that thing, whose the Appetite is, or which desireth it. For, Appetite or desire always presup­poseth in the thing desiring, a want or Need of the thing desired; and what is in want cannot be perfect, without receiving what it doth want So that the Agreeableness, or Profitableness, or Good, which is betwixt the Nature of the thing wanted, or desired, and the perfection requisite in the Nature of the thing wanting or desiring; is the Cause why it is desired, or loved; and also the ground of that Pleasure or De­light, which is perceived in the obtain­ing or Fruition of it. And this, certain­ly, is the Foundation of all the Incli­nations, that are to be found in Nature; and of the Love we have for all that is truly, or seemingly Good for us. I say, [Page 51] Good for us; because there is no such thing in the World, as Good Absolute; nor do we account any thing Good, but with Respect to our selves.

Now, forasmuch as the agreeable­ness in the object, to the nature of the thing desiring it, is the cause both of the Appetite's being particularly de­termined to it, as that which serveth to its perfection (which consisteth on­ly in the advancement of its Power into Act,) and also of that Pleasure which attends the attainment of it: it cannot be denied, but the Appetite is accompanied or rather ushered by a Fa­culty of Knowing or discerning that A­greeableness, wheresoever it meeteth with it among objects, and that di­recteth the Appetite therunto; since, what is not known to be Agreeable, cannot be desired. And since those in­ward Motions, which men call Love and Pleasure, are but the results of such Conceptions, as are formed in the Ima­gination and Understanding, after the Appetite hath been excited by the Good or Convenience of the thing proposed to it; There must be there­fore a faculty of knowing what is Con­venient, what not. And since to know [Page 52] a thing, is to have a Conception, or Notion of it, correspondent to its Na­ture, which declareth or manifesteth its self only by its Qualities and Proprie­ties: those Qualities are the Signs or Marks, by which the Faculty Cognitive is enabled to judge of its Good, or E­vil, and accordingly represent it to the Appetite, to be embraced or rejected. And this, as it is the reason why Na­ture furnished all Animals with senses, and Man, with both sense and Reason, by which, the Marks or Signs of Con­venience in objects, may be perceived, and so the Nature of the thing, in which they appear, be made known to the Faculty, whose Function it is to judge of them: So is it likewise of this, that whatsoever the senses (the observers of the marks of Good and Evil) re­present to the Imagination (which form­eth Conceptions of them accordingly) for Good, Profitable, or Agreeable, is accounted Good, or Fair, or Beauti­ful, and afterward desired or pursued by the Appetite. This considered, the rule of pure Consequence teacheth, that the reason why Corporal Beauty so delighteth the senses, and rav [...]sheth the so [...]l, is only because it is a Mark or Sign [Page 53] of that interior power or agreeableness, which is in the subject to which it adhe­reth, and which our Appetite wanteth, in order to its attainment of that per­fection, which is required to its nature. So that, in this Sense, we cannot much find fault with his definition of Beauty, who called it the splendor of Goodness; nor condemn his of Love, who termed it Need, or want. And this we conceive sufficient to adumbrate the Nature of Love in General.

Of Love betwixt Male and Female.

TO come up closer to our Argu­ment, therefore; I must put you in mind, that all the Powers or Faculties, which together with their respective Appetites, compleat the Na­ture of Man, were conferred upon him for one of these two ends; either for the well-being and conservation of him in his single and Individual person; or for the conservation of him in specie, or in his kind. Those which conduce to the well-being and conservation of him in his Person, are the Faculties of Un­derstanding [Page 54] or Reasoning of Imagina­tion, of Memory, of Voluntary Motion, of Life, and of Nutrition ▪ And that which continueth him in his Kind, is the Faculty of Generation, or Procrea­tion, by which he begets his like.

Now this Power-Generative, (for the rest belong not to our present Theme) being not wholly in the Male, nor wholly in the Female, but divided be­twixt them, the Active part being the propriety of the Male, and the Passive of the Female; so that the Conjunction of both Sexes is necessary to the per­fection of this Power, which consist­eth in the actual production of their like: it is not to be doubted, but the Appetite belonging to this Power, and by which both Male and Female are solicited, and as it were, impelled to the Act of Generation, to which this Faculty tendeth, is accompanied with a certain Knowledge of the Good­ness or Fitness in the object, upon which it is to operate, in order to the attainment of its perfection. And this Goodness or Fitness, being not other­wise to be known but by the ou [...]ward Marks, or signs of it appearing in Male and Female, is no sooner discovered to [Page 55] the senses and Imagination, but the Appetite attending that knowledge, is excited and set on work to Love and pursue that object, in which that Fit­ness doth appear. To speak more plain­ly; the Goodness or Fitness to Gene­ration in the Male, being nothing but the due Constitution of him in all those Organs or Instruments, which Nature hath ordained for the performance of that Function, on his part; and like­wise the Fitness in the Female, being the due Constitution, of the Instru­ments, provided by Nature for the ex­ecution of that passive power, which is on he [...]s; and the Marks, by which that Fitness makes it self known, be­ing the shape and form of the body, and all its parts peculiar to each sex: hence it unavoidably follows, that the Male-Beauty is only the mark of the good Constitution for the Active pow­er in Generation; as the Female-Beau­ty is only the mark of the Passive; and that the Desire or Appetite, which a­riseth upon the discovery of those signs, and solliciteth either Male or Female to the Act of Conjunction, in order to the perform [...]nce of the Function proper to the power Generative, is that passion [Page 56] we call Love of a different sex. For, that de [...]ire, which carrieth toward the end, must be introduced by a know­ledge of the Fitness of the means tend­ing thereto; and that Fitness consist­ing in the due Constitution of all parts or organs requisite to the attainment of the end, and discovering it self on­ly by the outward Pulchritude of the body, peculiar to each sex: it cannot be denyed, but that Fitness is the on­ly Motive to the Appetite; nor that the Desire arising upon the Knowledge of that Fitness, is the Love, and the only Love that can be betwixt Male and Female, as Male and Female.

Of Love determined.

BUt beside this General Love of a different sex, which is no more but the Appetite of Procreation Inde­finite, there is yet another Love, in which the same Appetite, though re­specting diversity of sex, is yet determin­ed to some one particular Person; and such as are in this Passion, are properly said to be in Love. Now the Question doth [Page 57] concern, not the General Love betwixt Male and Female, but this Particular or Determined Love: since this seems to be that, which Ladys mean, when they distinguish Love from Lust.

Concerning this Personal Love, there­fore, I say; that forasmuch as it can­not be without dive [...]sity of Sex, and tendeth as violently, (if not more) to the same end, as the general or inde­finite Love doth, viz. to the Act of Procreation; and in both those respects doth participate of that sensual plea­sure, which accompanieth the indiffe­rent Love: it follows, that Love of the Sex, and Love of some one person of that Sex▪ make but one and the same affecti­on or Passion in Nature. Nor is there indeed, any other cause that makes this Love quit its indifferency to all of that divers Sex, and fix only upon some one single pe [...]son, but only this; that the per [...]on Loving, (or rather in Love) apprehending that the Marks or Signs of the power Generative are more con­spicuous in the person loved, than in a­ny other of that Sex; thereupon ima­gineth, that the Fruition of that pe [...] son, (that is, the doing that Act, whi [...] is necessary to continuation of the [Page 58] kind, with that person) will better con­duce to the satisfaction of the Appe­tite to Gene [...]ation, than the doing of it with any other. So that this Opinion or Imagination in the person loving, is the cause why the person loved, is courted and pu [...]sued with that violence of desire, which always agitateth and disquieteth those that are in Love.

And hence it comes, that comely and proper men (as they call them) such as are of good complexions, and well proportioned bodies, are general­ly in great reputation with Women: and f [...]ir and Beautiful Women, in as high esteem and honour with Men. For, it being a certain rule in Nature, t [...]at all inward powe [...]s are more or less pe [...]fect, according [...]o the more or less exact temperament and structure of the parts of the body, upon which they depend; and that the exact shape and constitution of the body and all its parts, are marks of the perfection of the same powe [...]s: where the senses dis­cover the Marks in a more eminent measure, there the soul concludeth to find the Powers themselves also in as eminent a degree; and thereupon loves and pursues with proportionate arden­cy, [Page 59] the person in whom they appear to be▪ For particular instance; Comliness and Strength of body in a Man, being signs of the goodness of the power Genera­tive; Women no sooner perceive those signs, but well understanding what they signifie, they cannot chuse but have a greater liking, esteem and inclination for such men, in whom they appear, than for others, in whom they do not appear, at least so conspicuously. On the other side, sweetness of complex­on, justness of stature, and all that is comprized in the word Beauty, being the Character which Nature hath im­printed upon a Woman, by which we may judge of the Goodness of the pas­sive power in Generation, in such a Wo­man; no sooner is this Character di­scerned by the eyes of men, but they instantly know what it imports, and thereupon honour and love those Wo­men, in whom that Mark is seen more than others, in whom it doth not shew it self, in so full a measure.

To confirm the Tru [...]h of this, be­sides, the Natural Reasons here alledg­ed, we have also the suffrage of Ex­perience. For, what woman was ever in love with an Eunuch, though othe [...]wise [Page 60] exceedingly handsome? Nay, what Wo­man is there, that doth not secretly de­spise any man, of whose insufficiency (whether Native, or by Misfortune) in the power of Generation, she hath had any the least notice? on the other­side, what Man hath ever continued his passion for a Woman, after he hath been once convinced of her impoten­cy to club with him in the Act of pro­creation▪ though she were, in all other things, the most beautiful of her Sex? Which considered; I confess, I find my self a little inclined to suspect, that few wives who have no Children by their Husbands, love them half so well as they pretend: and that as few Hus­bands abstain from breach of wedlock, who have reason to complain of the Barrenness of their Wives. For, though Discretion may make them secret and [...]lose in their amorous stealths, yet (without the restraint of great virtue) desire of Issue, and experiment of their Abilities, will go neer to make them affect change.

Now, after all this, I hope it will be no longer a Paradox, that the indefinite desire of different Sex (which is gene­ [...]lly called Lust) and desire of some [Page 61] one particular person of that different Sex (which is generally called Love,) are one and the same Appetite to the Act of Procreation.

Nevertheless that I may not seem ei­ther ignorant of what hath given occa­sion to men to imagine a real diffe­rence betwixt them, or willing to in­novate a vulgar phrase, by which they express their different sentiments; I shall not omit to observe, that when we Condemn this Appetite, we give it the disparageing name of Lust; and when we Approve it, we cloath it in the neat­er word, Love: so that Lust and Love, nevertheless, are no more but divers Terms, by which we express the divers Conceptions we have of one and the same Passion.

Nor will it be a whit to my disadvan­tage, if I add also; that the desire of different Sex in general, is not accom­panied with that Delight of the Mind, as the Determined or personal Love is; since, in the Former, men seek only to please themselves, whereas in th [...] Latter, they seek to please the Wo­man, whom they love, as much as, if not more than themselves; and by how much more they find themselves able [Page 62] to please their Mistresses, by so much the more are they Delighted them­selves. For, this Delight is not sensual, as being that Pleasure or joy of the Mind, which consisteth in the opinion we have of our own Power or Ability to please another, especially, the Person whom we love; and therefore an effect rather of Charity (which is a Desire to assist another in obtaining what he wanteth, or is pleased with when he hath it) than of this Love betwixt Male and Female, of which I now discourse: and so hinders not, Love and Lust to be still one and the same thing, as I have p [...]oved it to be.

Of Platonick Love.

IT remains only, that we briefly ex­amine the Purity of that Love▪ which such profess, who distinguish themselves from the herd of sensual Inamorato's, by the title of Platoniques: which that we may do impartially, it is requisite we enquire fi [...]st into the Original ▪ and then the Truth o [...] the Opinion, (which they in profession at least) hold.

Plato, in his Dialogue intituled Con­vi [...]ium, [Page 63] or, The Banquet (the Argu­ment whereof is Honorable Love) bring­eth in Socrates, a wise, grave, and con­tinent Philosopher, taking high delight in the society of Alcibiades, a beauti­ful Youth; and loving him passionate­ly, though virtuously, not for any sen­sual respect, but only to impregnate him with that Knowledge and those Vi [...]tues, with which his own Mind was pregnant, and which he perceived Al­cibiades was capable of, and which he desired to infuse into him by continual instructions and example. And the sum of Plato's Opinion concerning this kind of Love, is this. That a Man, whose Mind is full of Wisdom and o­ther Virtues, is naturally inclined to seek out, and dearly affect some beau­tifull person, of age and capacity to conceive, in whom he may by fre­quent instructions and familiar wayes of insinuation, beget or produce the like Wisdome and Virtues: and that the delight he receives therein is very great, as the Motive to it is very hono­rable. And this is the Idea of true Pla­tonick Love.

Now, as for the Truth of this opini­on; though it be honourable to instruct [Page 64] the ignorant, and sow the seeds of vir­tue in the minds of such as though fer­til in capacity, were yet actually barren of them before; and though it be a high delight of the Mind to propagate knowledge, and make the wisdom of others derive it self from the bounty of ours: yet am I not convinced, either that there is any such strong natural inclination generally in wise and virtu­ous persons, to seek and court the igno­rant and prone to vice, that they may instruct and make them like themselves; because Experience assureth that few Learned and Prudent men are so easily Communicative, as Plato represents Socrates to have been, at least, out of meer Natural inclination; or that they select none but beautiful and youthful persons to become their Schollars, since Beauty of the body is not always a cer­tain mark of singular Capacity in the Mind to Science and Virtue; and there have been many eminent in both, who yet were not adorned with Corporal comeliness.

In this particular, therefore, I am in­clined to be of Lucian's belief, who, though a great admirer of generous Friendship as his excellent discourse, In­tituled [Page 65] [...] sufficiently wit­nesseth; doth yet suspect the honesty of this Platonique Love, in his [...], where he saith plainly, Animi amorem quendam cominiscuntur; & cum corpo­ris pulchritudinem vereantur amare, vir­tutis sese vocant amatores.

But, granting the opinion to be wholly true, as Plato delivers it; yet that Inclination, or Desire to eradi­cate Ignorance and Vice, and plant Wisdom and virtue in the Mind of an­other, is, indeed, nothing but Charity (which is a generous passion, by which we are willing and desirous to assist and advance others, as well as our selves) and hath nothing in it of that Sexual Love, of which we have now discours­ed. Again, if Socrates's honourable Love, be the same with our Charity (as evidently it is) why should it not be more honourable Love, or greater Cha­rity, to endeavour to give perfections of the Mind, to such as are deficient in those of the body; than to give them to those, who seem so much the less to desire or value their inward beauties, by how much the more they possess of the ou [...]ward; since Want is always the measure of Charity? Furthermore, [Page 66] though Socrates might be continent; it follows not, that therefore all were so, who afterward adhered to this opinion: witness the Paedag [...]gue in Petronius Ar­biter, and many others, whose stories Modesty will not suffer me to relate. Once more; Were all Plato [...]s Disciples in this particular, Continent; yet it is not necessary their Love should be therefore Pure, or void of all sensual respects: because (as the greatest Philo­sopher of our age hath excellently ob­served) The Continent have the passion they contain, as much, and more than they that satiate the Appetite. But leaving Plato's opinion, let us see how the Love which our Modern Platoniques pretend to be justifiable thereby, do agree therewith.

First, our Platoniques are generally of different sexes; whereas Socrates and his Darling, Alcibiades, were both Mas­culine. Secondly, ours are commonly both Young, and in the Canicular or scorching years of life: but Socrates was Ancient, and superannuated for the in­citements of wanton desires. Thirdly, Ours are generally far short of that Wis­dome and those Virtues, that are requi­site to engender the like Excellencies in [Page 67] others. Again, Ours pretend to love, because they would Learn, not Teach, and the Male Platonique (forsooth) is ever admiring and extolling the con­tent he takes in contemplating the Idea's of those rare Virtues, which he discove [...]s daily in the Female while she (good modest Soul) is as much trans­ported with those perfections of Mind, she discerns in Him: when indeed, those Virtues and Excellences are kept so close, that no person else can perceive any such in either of them. Lastly, Ours, (especially the Women) are for the most part Married to others, and so ought to propagate Virtue, (if they have so much as to spare) rather in their Husbands and children, than in Stran­gers: but, alas! those Relations are de­spised, in comparison of the Noble L [...] ­ver; who alone deserves to be made wi­ser and better. I could reckon up many other Differences more, but these are enough to let you see, what vast dis­parity is betwixt the Platonique Love of the Ancients, and that of Modern Puritan Lovers; and how little reason they have to usu [...]p either the Example of Socrates, or authority of Plato, for thei [...] patron [...]ge▪ I hope, therefore, the [Page 68] wise and virtuous will not be offended, if I take leave (without prejudice to that noble Amity, called Friendship) to suspect that this Platonique Passion is but an honourable pretence to conceal a sensual Appetite, and is (in plain truth) Cousin German at least to that Love, which made our Ephesian Matron so gentle and obliging to the Souldier. To whom I think we may now return, without disturbing him in those plea­sures, we saw him addressing himself to reap, in the bosome of his new Mistress, when we left them to their mutual so­lace. ¶.

See the vicisitudes of contrary Pas­sions, which keep their turns in agita­ting and perplexing the unsettled mind of Man! See the Unconstancy of For­tune, which now frowns and turns her back upon the same person, whom but an hour since she seemed to court, and indulge with the choicest of her fa­vours! Or, see rather the method of Fate, which entertaineth us with such a mixture of Sweet and Bitter▪ as that no Pleasure is sincere; which (like Physicians) hath few Cordials without some Poyson in them; and which sel­dome feasteth us, without obliging us [Page] to tast of some dish of the second Course, that makes us, with nauseous­ness and regrete, soon disgorge the de­licious morsels of the first. For,

Returning to the So [...]ldier, whom not many minutes since, we left in a condition of so much joy and pleasure, that Caesar himself, had he beheld him, could not have fo [...]born to envy his fe­licity, and wish himself in his place; we find a greater change in him, than he had lately wrought in the despairing Matron; and perceive him striving more to destroy himself than he had before to preserve Her. Fear, Anger, Rage, and Despair, have conspired to distract him. One while he casteth up his eyes, that flame with fury; beats his breast; tears his hair; stampeth up­on the ground; and useth all the ge­sture of a man transported to perfect madness with sudden and violent pas­sion. Another while, he stands unmoved, silent, and with eyes fixt upon the earth; as if he were consulting the in­fernal spirits, what to do with himself. Then suddenly starting, he rouls about his sparkling eyes, lifts up his head, sighs as if he would crack the Fibres of his heart, and breaks fo [...]th into short [Page 70] and incoherent, but desperate ejacula­tions. He exclaims even against Hea­ven; he defies Fate to make him more miserable; he reproaches Fortune with her giddiness; he curses the ma­levolence of his Stars, and renounces Providence. Now he condemns himself for negligence; then he reflects upon the innocent Woman, as the unhappy occasion of his wretchedness; and thinking that then he had lighted up­on the true and chief cause of his Ca­lamity, he falls to imprecate all the plagues and dire mischiefs in nature up­on the heads of her whole Sex and vo­mits out these blasphemies against them.

Ah Woman, woman (saith he) why did Nature make you, unless, repent­ing the perfection she had given to Man, she found out you to lessen it again? For, Man who otherwise would be more than half-Divine; only by being obnoxious to the co [...] ­rupt temptations of Woman, is made less then half-Human. What misery ever befell him, in which Woman had not a hand? What crime did he ever commit; to which she did not in­cite him? What Tragedy hath at any [Page 71] time been acted in the Theatre of the world, in which a Woman had not her part? What war, What desola­tion, What ruine hath not found its beginning in that mischievous Sex? How many mighty Nations▪ flou­rishing Kingdoms, prosperous Com­mon-wealths, populous Cities, and noble Families, have owed their de­st [...]uction▪ to either the Malice or P [...]ide, or Lust of Woman? What are you Women, but the poyson of Man's Innocence and Peace, which Nature hath gilded over with a splen­did out-side, that we might swallow it down with the less suspicion? All your beauties, all your charms are but like the apples of Sodom, which have fair and inviting rinds, and yet within are nothing but stinking dust; you are the t [...]ue Sirens, that enchant us with the melody of your voyce, and then hold us captives in the chains of beastial slavery. You are the true Hiena's, that allure us with the fairness of your skins; and when folly hath brought us within your reach, you leap upon us and devour us. You are the traiters to Wisdom; the impediment to Industry; the [Page 70] [...] [Page 71] [...] [Page 72] obstacles to honour; the softners of cōu­rage; the perturbers of tranquility; the clogs to virtue, and goads that drive us to all Vice, Impiety and Ruine. You are the Fools Paradise, the Wise­mans Plague, and the grand Error of Nature. What shall I say? I want words to express your pravity; as I did my Reason when I set my foot in­to this unlucky, this fatal place.

Detestor omnes, horreo, fugeo, execror.
Sit ratio, sit natura, sit dirus furor;
Odisse placuit.

Having thus belched out this inve­ctive against poor innocent Women (who deserved much better language at his hands) his wild imagination, (which catcheth at any thing) wheels about, and he thus vomits the remainder of his Choller upon himself.

What damned Spirit was it that conducted me into this Charnel­house, and made me quit my duty? Where was the care and Vigilancy of my Good Angel, when he left me to be seduced into this dismal Vault? Would I had fallen into a den of Ly­ons and Tygers, when I lighted upon this Woman here: then had I dyed [Page 73] innocent, and without dishonour; whereas now I have contracted a guilt, whose punishment is an infamous death, and that inevitable, unless I prevent the stroke of Justice, and be­come my own Executioner. Which being the only refuge my Disaster hath left me; why am I thus slow in addressing my self unto it? why do I waste that time, in weak and fruitless complaints, which I ought to im­ploy in delivering my self from the extreamity of my misfortune, that is yet to come? Dye I must by sen­tence of the Magistrate; why then should I defer to fall by my own hand? To vindicate ones self from extream, and otherwise inevitable Calamity, by Sui-cide is not (certain­ly) a Crime, but an act of Heroique Fortitude. I am resolved there [...]ore, my sword shall prevent the ignomi­ny of the Gallows, and by forcing o­pen the Gates of death, I will stop up the way to publique shame.

Caecus es [...] ignis stimulatus ira
Nec Regicurat, patiturvé fraenos:
Ha [...]d timet mortem; cupit ire in ipsos obvius enses.

[Page 74]Here▪ he puts a period to his despe­rate Harangue, and hasting to put one to his life also, he suddainly unsheath's his sword; and beginning to set the Hilt of it upon the ground, that he may cast hims [...]lf upon the point, he is most seasonably prevented by the pious Matron. Who being all this while ignorant of the Cause of his Fury, had been wholly possessed with amazement at the extravagant effects of it; so that she minded not a word of all those bit­ter reproaches he had cast forth against her whole Sex; but quickly [...]owsed out of the stupifying fit of wonder, wherewith she had been invaded, by see [...]ng him draw his sword; she throws her self into his arms, and partly by grasping his hands, partly by the charms of her kisses, tea [...]s, and entreaties, she so far becalms his rage, as that he seems not unwilling to prorogue at least the execution of that self-assasination, he intended, until he had convinced her of the necessity of it. He tells her therefore, in sho [...]t, that the body of a certain notorious villain, which he had been appointed to gua [...]d, was taken down from the Gib­bet, an [...] convey'd away; that the [Page 75] penalty of [...]he like death, denounc­ed by the Governour against him and his fellows (who had transferred the whole charge upon his care and vigi­lancy) was certain and inevitable, un­less he killed himselfe, by way of pre­vention; that if she could have any sentiments of kindness for so unfortu­nate a wretch, as this sad Accident had made him; there was now no way left for her to express them, but by permitting him quietly to avert the infamy of a publique Executi­on, by a private with-drawing himself into the other world; and that it was some content to him, in this his A­gony, that he should leave his body to be dissolved into the same dust with that of her former Lover, of whose singular Worth, Fame hath diffused so honourable a report. And having thus hastily delivered to her the Cause of his desperate Resolution, he begins again to free his hands of the encumbrance of hers, that he may speedily effect it.

But, good and tender hearted Crea­ture! her Affection was too great, to suffer her to yield to any thing condu­cing to his death; and the more he [Page 76] strives to disingage her breast from his, the closer she clings to him; vowing withal, That if he wounded himself, it should be by forcing the sword first through her body. [...]o which she ad­ded, that she would not live to be so miserable, as to lose so dear a person so soon, and in the same pl [...]ce, where she had been so happy to find him unexpectedly; that, very Gratitude forbad her to consent to the taking away his life, who had lately and miraculously prese [...]ved hers, and (as she had some reason to believe) in­fused a new life into her; that it would be less affliction to her, to die before him, than to survive and behold at once the dead bodies of Two per­sons, each of which she had loved infinitely above her own life; and that the death he so much dreaded from from the Hangman, was not so un­avoidable, as his Fears had made him imagine, but there were other ways of evasion, besides self-mur­der, and would he but follow her ad­vice, she doubted not to put him up­on such a course, as should procure both his own security and her content. [Page 77] The Soldier, more effectually wrought upon by this last clause, than by all else she had said; and remembring the old saying, that Wom [...]n are always more sub­tle and ingenious at Evasions, in s [...]ddain Exigences, than men: he easily promi­seth (as who would not in his case?) to listen to her Counsel, and pursue it also, if it appeared reasonable.

Well then, saith this Good-Woman; since the body of the best and great­est of mortals, is but a lump of Clay, after the departure of the soul, which gave it life, sense, and motion; that all Relations are extinguished in Death, all Piety is determined in the Grave; and that it is but Charity to use the reliques of the Dead, in case of necessity, to preserve the Living: why should not I dispense with the Forma­lity of posthume Respects to the putrifying Corps of my deceased Husband, and make use of it for the preservation of my living Friend, with whose life my own is inseparably bound up, and whose danger▪ there­fore is equally mine? Come, there­fore, my Dear, and let us take my Husbands body out of his Coffin and [Page 78] place it upon the Gibbet, in the room of the Malefactor, which you say hath been stoln away. Death (you know) doth so change & disfigure the Countenance, as to disguise it from the knowledge of even the most fa­m [...]liar Acquaintance. Who then can distinguish this his naked body f [...]om the other▪ Besides, we will besmear his face with blood and dirt, and rather than fail in any part of resemblance, break his Arms and L [...]gs, and make the same wounds in him, the Execu­tioner did in the Rogue's: so that his neerest Relations sh [...]ll not be able to find a difference, much less shall stran­gers, who come to gaze upon such horrid spectacles, out of a savage Cu­riosity, and commonly stand aloof off.

Here I cannot but cry out with Father, Chaucer, in his B [...]llad of the praise of Women.

Lo what gentillesse these women have,
If we could knowe it for our rudeness.
How busie thei be us to keepe and save
Both in heale, and also in sickness,
And alwaie right sorie for our distress.
In every maner thus she we thei routh,
Tthat in hem is all goodness and trouth▪
[Page 79]For of all creatures that ever were get and born,
This wote ye well, a woman was the best.
By her was recovered the bliss that we had lorne▪
And through the woman we shall come to rest,
And been [...]saved, if that our self lest.
Wherefore me thinketh, if that we had grace,
We oughten honour women in every place.

The Souldier quickly approves the Woman's project, how to excuse him; and having no time (for, now day was approaching) to insist upon acknow­ledgement either of her great Love, or of the felicity of her Wit: he joyns his strength with hers, and removes the Husband's Corps out of the Vault to the Gibbet, whereon he placeth it▪ in the same posture, he had left the vil­lains, omitting no part of those resem­blances she had suggested, as requisite to delude the spectators. Which done, He and his incomparable Mistress se­cretly retire to his obscure lodging, there to consult further, not only of their present safety, but also how they might continue that mutual happiness, which Fortune had so unexpectedly begun be­twixt them. And while they are there [Page 80] deliberating, give me leave to deliver my self of a certain Conceipt I have in my head, which is, that the witty in­vention this Matron lighted upon, on the suddain, and in desperate extremi­ty, was that which gave the first occasi­on to this Proverb, A Womans wit is always best at a dead lift.

FINIS.
THE Cimmerian MATRON …

THE Cimmerian MATRON, To which is added, THE MYSTERIES And MIRACLES OF LOVE. By P. M. Gent.

Qui cavet, ne decipiatur; vix cavet, etiam cum cavet:
Etiam cum cavisse ratus est, is cautor captus est.
Plautus.

In the SAVOY: Printed for Henry Herringman at the Sign of the Anchor in the Lower-walk of the New-Exchange. 1668.

TO THE AUTHOR OF THE Ephesian Matron.

My dearest Friend,

YOu can be, I perceive, both highly obliging, and no less severe to one and the same Per­son, in one and the same act. When you were pleas'd last Summer, to send me your EPHESIAN MATRON, with strict Command, that I should entertain her, as jealous Italians do their Mistresses, mew her up in my Cabinet, from sight of the whole world: You sent a Present [Page] (I acknowledge) than which nothing could have been more gratefull; but you conjoyn'd therewith a R [...]striction, than which none could have been more rigo­rous. You gave me good Wine, and then gelt it with Water; as the Spanish say­ing is of such, who destroy their own benefits. Like an imperious Lord, you would have had the Lady my Tenent at your will: and after you had made me a free Grant, you inserted a Proviso to ren­der it void. In a word, your Injunction to me, to restrain her from the conversa­tion of all others, was not only tyrannical and inhumane in it self (for, as our great Moralist, and beloved Author, Chaucer, in the Wise of Bath's Prologue.

He is to great a Diggarde, that will werne
A man, to light a candle at his Lanterne;)

but also inconsistent with both the good­ness of her nature, and the freedome of my enjoying the pleasures thereof. For,

First, the love of Liberty is no less natural to the soft and delicate Sex, than [Page] to our harder and martial one: nor doth our Magna Charta contain more Privi­ledges and Franchises, than theirs. Nay, their Beauty, as being the Ofspring of light (for Plato defined it to be the luster of the Soul resplendent in the bodie) justi­fies their abhorrence of confinement. Henc [...] no Law-givers have ever been so unrea­sonable, so unhumane, as to abridge Wo­men of their native priviledge of a free and open conversation with Men. And we should live but uncomfortably at best, if we denied them, especially while they are young, handsom, and well dress'd, to shew themselves abroad in company, and appear in frequent assemblies. Besides, as the same Wife of Bathe speaks in the name of her whole sex,

We love no man, that taketh keepe or charge
Where that we go; we woll be at our large.

Nor is it less difficult to put restraint up­on a Lady of her sprightly and debonaire humor, than to imprison the Sun-beams, catch the winds in a net▪ or impound an [Page] Eagle (as the Aldermen of Gotham did a Cuckow) within a hedge: and he who is so well conceited of his vigilancy, or pow­er, as to attempt it; is capable of being perswaded also, that he can make Glass malleable, square the Circle, prevent the decay of beauty by Time, or repair it by the oyl of Talk. Novelty is a Loadstone to us all, especially to Women, who na­turally are so much given to Curiosity, that some Divines have held, our Great Grandmother Eve had never longed for the forbidden fruit, had it not been for­bidden. Hence that Proverb, where Jealousie is Jaylor, most break prison, which was litterally verified in the Wife of the Goaler, in Aristenatus; who though strictly watch'd and lock'd up by the jealous Coxcomb her Husband, yet found an opportunity to be loose, while she was in strong hold.

Quisquis vectibus & seris
Custodit uxorem, cum sibi sapiens vi­deatur Stultus est.

[Page]Again, you were not ignorant, that I am of so Charitable and Communicative a Genius, that I hate to eat my morsels alone, though they be never so sweet and delicious. One of my Maxims is, quo communius, eo suavius; the more de­lectable I find any thing to my self, the more desirous I am to impart the same to my Friends and Acquaintance: it being not the least of my pleasures, to accom­modate and please others.

Knowing, therefore, on one part, that the Ephesian was amiable, tempting and witty; and on the other, that I am no Monopolizer of such Commodities, but of a publick spirit and free-hearted: You ought either not to have put her into my hands, or not to have expected I should restrain her from shewing her self to the world. Nor am I to be so much bla­med, for permitting her to go to London, and appear openly in the New Ex­change: as you are for imagining, that so fair and polite a Creature deserved [Page] such harsh usage, as to be alwayes con­fined with me in an obscure Country Village among Fanatick Weavers and Cloth-workers.

But, you'll say (I presume) as poor Malbecco said in excuse of his jealousie; that you grounded your command of Se­cresie, not upon distrust of the Matrons virtue, but upon fear of having your judgment and honour brought into question, if the censorious World should once come to know, who it was, that brought her from Rome, and furnished her with so handsome an English dress. And this seems a good Caution; but was it a prudent one? What cause had you for it? More than one. Well then, I guess at your thoughts. You feard, lest some men might be of so severe a brow, as to think you had forgotten the Gra­vity required in a Philosopher, and one of your ripe years, while you in­dulged your Pen, the liberty of touching [Page] upon an Amorous Argument, though without violation of Modesty, and only for divertisement. You feard, lest others, less acquainted with Books, might mistake the History for a Ficti­on; and you for the Author: and thereupon take occasion to discredit both. You feard again, lest others might per­vert the sense of your Text by a false Comment, interpret what you inten­ded only for an innocent and facete Exercise of your Wit, to be a designe of Malice, a studied Satyr against Women. These are all the Reasons I can imagine you could alleage against my ex­posing to publick view that good-natur'd Stranger.

To let you see, then, how much you were deceived in the weight of these Objections, suggested to you by your fear of Detraction and Scandal; and withall briefly to Apologize for my own transgression of your Command, [Page] in transmitting the Ephesian to the Press (for, that I own to my act:) I find my self obliged to perpend them one by one in the ballance of Equity.

In the First place, you had no reason to think Love to be so juvenile and sooty an Argument, that you could not handle it without contracting stains upon your Reputation. For, that Erotic passion is allowed by all learned men to be a spe­cies of Melancholy, and in that name your very Profession gave you a just title to inquire into the origine, nature, causes, signes, symptomes, &c. thereof. Again, you have the authority of no less man than Marsilius Ficinus (in praefat. ad Convivium Platonis) omnem Amo­rem honestum esse, & bonum, omnes­que amore dignos, qui bene dicunt de amore; that all Love is honest and good, and all those worthy to be loved, who speak well of it. Nor need you seek long for Presidents in the case. Among An­tient Philosophers, you have Plato [Page] ( [...]) Xenophon (sym­pos.) Theophrastus (if we may believe Athenaeus, lib. 13. cap. 9.) Plutarch, Plotinus, Maximus Tyrius, Cadmus Milesius (who, as Langius, in lib. 1. Epist. 24. observes out of Suidas, wrote no less than 14. Books of Love) and A­vicenna. Among the Moderns, Picus Mirandula, Marius Aequicola, both in Italian; Kornmannus de linea Amoris lib. 3. Petrus Godefridus, in as many; and P. Haedus. Of Physicians, you have Arnoldus de villa nova, Valleriola, Aelian Montaltus, in their Treatises of Melancholy; Valescus de Taranta, Gor­donius, Hercules de Saxonia, Savanaro­la, Langius, Sennertus, Tulpius: some of whom have written express Tractates of the nature and extent of Love-melan­cholly; and others rare observations of the strange and prodigious Effects of the same. Yea, of Divines themselves you have Examples not a few; of which I shall put you in mind only of two, as most [Page] memorable. One is that of Heliodorus, a reverend Bishop, who penned the famous Love-story of Theagines and Chariclea: and when some sowr Cato's of that time reprehended him for it, chose rather (saith Nicephorus, Histor. lib. 12. cap. 34.) to leave his Bishoprick, than disa­vow his Book. The other is of Aeneas Silvius, an ancient Theologue; who after the 40. year of his age, as himself confesseth (in praefat. lib. 1.) composed that wan­ton Roman of Euryalus and Lucrecia. To these I could have added other two eminent Divines of our own time and Nation, Mr Burton, who wrote copious­ly and learnedly of Love-melancholy; and Dr. Tailer, who thought it no dimi­nution of his Gravity, to recount (if I remember well, in his Art of living and dying virtuously) the very same story of the Ephesian Matron, as an instance of Human Frail [...]y. Nay, I might alleage the Loves of Jacob and Rachel, of Sichem and Dinah, Juda and Thamar, Samp­son [Page] and Dalilah, David and Bersheba, Ammon and his Sister, Salomon and Pharaoh's Daughter, &c. all mentioned in Sacred Writ. But I have been al­ready too prolix in an Argument so com­mon and obvious. To conclude this first part, therefore, of your Iustification; if it were no dishonour to these grave Au­thors to have treated of Love; why should you, a Natural Philosopher, and yet no old man, apprehend it so dangerous a thing to your good name, to let the world know, you had bestowed a few va­cant hours, for your divertisement, upon the same Subject? Had you been at that time twice as old as you are now, I, for my part, should have liked your Chara­cters of Love so much the be [...]ter: be­cause (as the Lord John answered the Queen in that I [...]alian Guazzo, lib. 4. de civili conversatione) a grave and discreet Person is fi [...]test to discourse of Amorous adventures, as having more experience, and more staid judgment, [Page] to make wholesome and usefull Re­marques thereupon, for the advice and caution of greener heads.

As for your Second imaginary Obje­ction, viz. that the Ephesian might be thought the Minerva of your Brain, your natural Daughter, when indeed she was only your adopted one: certainly, my dear Friend, you had laid aside your considering-cap, when you sufferd so light a conceipt to make any the least impres­sion upon your skull. For, every Scholar very well knows, that the Lady being the Daughter of Petronius Arbiter, in his Satyricon, cannot therefore be less then sixteen hundred years elder than you. Whether she was a True, or a Roman­tique one; the Author having kept that in his breast, I am not able, after so long an interval of time, to determine. But thus much I can assure those, who doubt of her Reality; that Flavianus, apud Salisberiensem, affirms that the Sto­ry is a true one, and that the Woman [Page] suffer'd death for her parricidal wiched­ness and adultery, as he (in my judgment too severely) stiles her fault. This Paren­thesis begets a Digression.

I say, too severely; because her Hus­band being newly dead of some violent sickness, and she then a Widow, when she so graciously obliged the Souldier: where was either her Parricide, or her Adultery? I should think, that either the Ephesian Laws against removing the dead out of their Sepulchres, were inhumanely strict; if her Iudges were thereby obliged to ac­count that fact in her equivalent to Par­ricide: or that Flavianus had been mis­informed in that part of the Story. For, as to the other part of her Charge, her so facil and suddain giving her self up to the Souldiers embraces; had the Laws of the place made it capital (which I be­lieve they did not, because I never read of any Laws so extremely rigorous, in any of the Cities of Greece) yet she had wit enough to evade them, by pretending [Page] Marriage to her new Lover. Here I have an opportunity to observe to you, that though that excellent Divine, new­ly quoted, Dr. Tayler, was pleased so to sweeten and extenuate the Levity of the Woman, as to tell his Readers, that she married the Souldier in the Vault, yet I cannot assent to him in that particular. The words of Petronius, indeed, are these; Jacuerunt, (or, as the best Cri­tiques read, latuerunt) una, non tan­tum illa nocte, qua nuptias fecerunt, sed postero etiam ac tertio die, &c. But all who are conversant in the Latin tongue, well understand, that nubere & nuptias facere, is by a modest Meta­lepsis used, by the ancient Romans, pro [...]; as Plautus used it, Pseud. act. 1. scen. 3. and as Voscius (in Etymo­logic.) judiciously holds Petronius to have used it in this place. Which I occasionally touched upon, not as a de­fect of Iudgment, but an excess of Cha­rity in that learned and pious Divine; [Page] who was willing to honest the poor wo­mans lapse, by an interpretation to her most favorable, and to her Sex least of­fensive.

To return to my tracing of the Story it self. Jan. Dousa, in his Notes upon this Chapter of Petronius, tells us, that the very same Novel was put into elegant Latin verse by one Romulus, an antique Grammarian; that long after that it was copiously wri [...]ten in the German language, and thence translated again into Latin, by Fr. Modius, a Civilian, who changed the persons, new-mold [...]d the Story, and publish'd it under this Title: Ludus septem sapientum de Astrei, re­gii adolescentis, educatione, periculis, &c. and that about the year of Christ ci [...]. cc. it was rendred in French Rithm by Hebertus, a Clerk. To these I could have added others also, through whose hands our Matron passed, had I not wan­ted the latest Edition of Petronius by Gabbema, who has been diligent in [Page] deriving her pedigree; and to whom I am compelled to refer you. Mean while it is well known even to the vulgar of our Nation, that she hath found a place in the Book of the Seven Wise Masters; and is the chief Person in the Comedy called the Widdows Tears. Now it be­ing thus credible, that the Ephesian was no Roman, no Fairy or Child of Fancy, but a very Woman of flesh and blood, and notoriously manifest, that she [...]ath been Favorite to many learned and grave Men, who have handed her down ( [...]) from Nation to Nati­on, from age to age, keeping the torch of her beauty unextinct, and giving her a perpetual Youth by the Nepenthe of their immortal Penns: whoever shall take her for Your Daughter (I do not say Mi­stress) will discover ignorance enough to render him the subject of scorn and dirision; nor will he more easily find be­lief among the sober and judicious, than if he should report you to be the Souldier, [Page] who cured her of her Grief, by easing himself of his Love.

As for the Last Objection, your fear to fall into the displeasure of the La­dies, who being naturally jealous of the honour of their sex, possibly might su­spect the Book to be at best but a well-dis­guis'd Satyr against them: I conceive that to be already sufficiently prevented, partly by what you have, in many places of the Book it self, said in ho­nour of their Virtues; par [...]ly by my precedent solutions of your two for­mer Objections. For, since I have made it apparent, that you are not the first Philosopher who hath exerci­sed his wit and pen in consideration of their admirable power of Love, nor Author of Story of that Amorous Ad­venture of the Ephesian, which Ladies are most likely to condemn: I see no rea­son, why any Woman should take offence, for that you have in chast and unblame­able language illustrated the nature of [Page] the Former, by observing the wonder­ful Accidents of the Later. All cau­ses are best known by their effects: and in all Arguments, simple Discourses, without Examples, are flat and unper­suasive. To me, therefore, it seems ra­ther a virtue, than a fault in you, that having designed to examine the forces of that Vniversal Tyrann, Love; You made choice of a short and memorable Story, in which the same were clearly Exemplified. Besides this, I can al­leage in your defence, what the learned Mycillus, being reprehended for trans­lating some of the profaner Dialogues of Lucian, pleaded in his own; Operi suscepto serviendum fuit, you were obli­ged to comply with your Province, and to prosecute the work you had taken in hand.

If it be farther urged, that you bring in the Souldier most bitterly railing upon, and blaspheming the whole Sex, I an­swer, that you could not with decency a­void it. Because you were bound in your [Page] Narration to introduce him in that distem­per of Passion, into which his misfortune and danger had transported him. O [...]her­wise you could not conserve the [...] (as Aristotle properly calls it) the De­corum of either his Person, or his passion, or the Occasion of it. For, he is delivered to have been no accomplish'd and polite Courtier, nor unpassionate Stoic, but a blunt and Choleric Fellow, a Common Souldier: and being inraged at the steal­ing away of the Malefactors Carcass from the Gibbet, and reflecting upon the obli­ging Lady (who, as you well observe, de­served more respect and gratitude at his hands) as the chief cause of his negli­gence: it is highly probable, that he brake forth into dire imprecations & reproach­es, such perhaps as those, in which you imagine him to have vented his furious resentments. In Poets, all acknowledg it an Excellency, to accomodate every person whom they introduce, with language and action agreable to his Character & Passion: [Page] why then should the same be a Vice in you, where you were obliged to repre­sent a person almost distracted with a syndrome of Remorse▪ Fear, Anger and Despair; the least of which was violent enough to make him forget his late obligations to his Mistress, and the ci­vility due to her Sex? So that it may with more justice be said, that the Soul­dier put that invective Harangue into your Pen; than it can, that you put it into his mouth. In fine, I dare be so far your Compurgator in the case, as to swear, that it went against your very soul to be necessitated, by the condition of your Theme, to say any thing that tended to the disparagement of the beautifull and delicate Sex: and how­ever you may suffer by the prejudice of some Ladies, to whom your Perso [...] and Conversation are [...]nknown; there are others, I am sure, who will vindi­cate you from the infamy of a Woman-hater.

[Page]Now, my dearest Friend, if what you have heard me say here, in way of a short Remonstrance of the Innocency and Candor of your Ephesian, be judged by you sufficient to reconcile the Ladies to her, and my self to you, after my offence committed against both, in exposing her to publick censure: truly I shall think my self no less happy in being instrumental to your vindication, than I have thought my self unhappy in being so to your Scandal. If not, there is no way left for me to expia [...]e my fault, but by in­volving my self also in the same danger, to which my excess of good-nature hath made you obnoxious. Having in sport thrown you into the river, and finding you unable to bear up against the impe­tuous torrent of Feminine prejudice, that is violent [...]nough to overset a Navy: I am resolved to leap in after, and ei­ther save you from sinking, or perish with you. Well then, to le [...] you see how far I dare to hazard my own fame, to preserve [Page] yours; behold a Second Matron, whose Amorous Adventure very neerly resem­bles that of the kind Ephesian. She in like manner falls into an Intrigue (as they now adays call it) with a Souldier, and at first sight too: and encountring no small difficulty in the pursuit of her love, is witty enough both to surmount that, and conceal her stoln pleasures, by a trick that pass'd for no less than a Miracle. Ha­ving found the Novel in the Comus si­ve Phagesiposia Cimmeria of that witty and erudite Noble Italian, Erycius Pu­teanus; and out of his elegant Latin translated into plain English; I now bring it as a Handmaid to wait upon the Ephesian, at least, if you think it worthy of that honour. And because I would have this Cimmerian come as neer to the Ephesian in Habit and Equipage, as she doth in Manners and Fortune; I have taken a little pains to dress her, as you did the other, li [...]e the Mistress of a Philosopher. Finding it very undecent [Page] to interlace the Narration with Philoso­phical Speculations, as you have done the former; because her adventure ad­mits no pauses or intervals, wherein the Reader ought to be diverted for Modesty sake: I have been constrained, therefore, to put all her Garniture in one place, at the end, where you will meet with it under the title of The Mysteries and Miracles of Love.

Here endeth the Squiers Prologue, and here after followeth his Tale.

THE CIMMERIAN MATRON.

ON the Confines of Cim­meria, there, not long since lived a certain Gentlewoman, of shape more exact than a Sta­tue formed by all the rules of Leon Battista Alberti; of features and complexion more sweet and deli­cate then those of Venus her self; of re­putation as clear and immaculate as Di­ana. Wife she was to one, whom Usu­ry had made Rich, and Riches eminent; with whom she enjoy'd all the plea­sures of conjugal Love and Fidelity; not so much as dreaming of any con­tent but in his indulgence and em­braces.

[Page]But, ah! how mutable are humane Affections! how many fa [...]lts doth time discover, which were before concealed! This Woman had but newly acquired the Fame of a chaste and obsequious Wife, when Lust s [...]cceeding into the place of honesty, wrought so unhap­py a change in her, that now she be­gan to nauseate the wholsome viands of the Marriage bed, and long for strange and forbidden delicates; inso­much, that her former humour of com­placency and fondness by degrees de­generated into a perfect abhorrence of the Person and Company of her most uxorious Husband.

For, having by accident cast her eyes upon a young Soldier, naked, and bath­ing himself; Love entred into them to­gether with the image of the [...]empting object. [nudus membra Pyra [...]mon

She saw the man, that he was like a Knight,
And suffisaunt of person and of might,
And like to been a very Gentilman▪
And well his words he beset can,
And had a noble visage for the no [...]es,
And formed well of brawne and of bones;
And after Venus had soche faireness,
That no man might be halfe so faire I gesse:
And well a Lord he seemed [...]or to be.
And for h [...] was a stranger, som what she
[Page 3]Liked him the bet; as God do bote,
To some folk often new thing is sote.]

Yet be not too severe in condemn­ing the passion of a frail Woman, You, who know how strong and quick assaults Cupid often makes upon Forts so weak­ly man'd, and with what unresistable Artillery he is provided. Her Husband observing a change in her, at first ad­mired what should be the cause of her discontent, and coldness toward him; using in the mean time all imaginable caresses and endearments to sweeten her melancholly, and dispel those gloomy clouds that had overcast her joys▪ After all his Courtship and Arts of Kind­ness proving unsuccessful, he grew suspi­cious (what was indeed too true) that she had removed her Affection from him, and fix'd it upon some other per­son. For, though she carefully conceal'd from him her flame, and often endea­vour'd to suppress it, even with showrs of tears, especially when 'twas newly kindled: yet that, like wild-fire, raging the more by opposition, and break­ing forth in fl [...]shes of discontent, she was not able so to hide it, but that he perceived her heart was scorch'd: Her melancholly had quite altered the [Page 4] graceful and charming Aire of her face, consumed her spirits, destroyed the Roses in her chee [...]s, bedimm'd the lustre of her sparkling eyes, and re­duced her to a dejected and languish­ing condition. [...]o these symptoms you may add restless nights, broken discourses, love of solitude, suddain startings, unwilling sighs, and all other signs, by which a wounded heart is forc­ed to betray it self. No wonder then, if the vigilant Usurer soon became con­firmed in his jealousie; which yet he used as much cunning to obscure from her, as she had to conceal her passion from him. But Love is no less difficult to be resisted, than to be disguised: and now our impatient Matron can no longer live without the help of her Gallant.

Having therefore some knowledge of a certain wise Woman of the same Town one of the Grand-daughte [...]s of Pandarus, such as the French call Messa­geurs d' Amour, a Bawd of Quality, she addresses to her, and without much dif­ficulty eng [...]ges her to go Ambassa­dress to the Man of Arms, and negoti­ate wi [...]h him about a fi [...]m League of Love, and a private inte [...]view upon the fi [...]st fair oppo [...]tunity. In this Treaty, [Page 5] there needed not much of Rhetorick on the part of this Oratrix, the Soldier, (who was indeed so handsome and pro­per a Fellow, that Diana her self might without any disparagement to her judgement, have preferred him to En­dymion; and wanted not wit enough to se [...]ve himselfe of so advantagious an oc­casion) accepting and assenting to the conditions propo [...]ed with all alacrity and gratitude imaginable. So that now no­thing was wanting to the mutual ratifi­cation o [...] the amorous Ligue, but an opportunity for the two Princes (for, such their hopes had made them) inter­changeably to sign and Seal, which the watchfulness of the jealous Husband made extreamly difficult: he making it his main business to observe, not only all the motions of her feet, and wither she went at any time, but those also of her eies; so that you would have thought the beatious Io once again committed to the custody of Argus.

Among a thousand other plots and stratagems his tro [...]bled Imag [...]nation suggested to him, towards the discove­ry of what he equally fear'd and desir'd to know, he at last fixes upon this, as most hopeful, to pretend a jou [...]ney from [Page 6] home, and by an unexpected return to surprize his wife; confident, by this artifice, he [...]hould at length arrive at the certain knowledge both of the nature and cause of her disease. According to this politick resolution, he prepares for a long journey, and di [...]sembling a sad valediction to his dear Fidessa (who, you may believe, as truly counterfeited sorrow as himselfe, and moistned her parting kisses with artificial tears) sets forth early in the morning, in an hour long wish't for on both sides, nor un­lucky to either.

No sooner was the Husband gone, than the glad Wife thinking that now the propitious time drew near, when her desires should be crown'd with solid pleasures, and her imaginary embraces exchanged for real ones; soon gave Commission to her Emissary, who was the very buckle and thong of Venery, instantly to advertise her Paramore, that the Festival of Love was come, and that the Husbands departure had open'd the door to their meeting with free­dom and security. This welcome mes­sage was as speedily delivered as recei­ved, and an Assignation made, that im­mediately after the wearied Sun had [Page 7] refigned his Empire in the upper He­misphere to Night, and mortals [...]egan to supply his absence with an artificial day of Candle-light; our valiant and well provided Lover should come to the back door of his Saints Chappel, by which he should be introduced and con­ducted into the Chancel, and thence to the Altar, upon which he was to offer up his Sacrifice and pay his vows; and that done, return to his quarters, with­out the least suspicion of the Neigh­bours. In the mean time, lest the In­cense he b [...]ought with him might not be sufficient to maintain the flame of love the whole night, and his zeal cool through too much fervency at first; the provident Matron made ready a Collation of generous Wines, Conserves, and other restorative quelques C [...]oses, to help carry on the work; and set them in order upon a little Table in her bed-chamber. She contrived also her affair so circumspectly, as to send her Cham­ber-maid, who was indeed the Hus­bands principal spie over her, to the wedding of a Neighbours Daughter, not without reason, presuming that the wenches curiosity to pry into the plea­sant rites of the Bridal night, and her [Page 8] ambition to be most lucky in the su­perstitious sport throwing the Brides stocking, would long enough divert her from her charge at home. And thus far all things went on according to their wishes, nor did any thoughts disquiet the calmer breasts of our pair of Lovers, but such as usually arise from vehement expectation; the Soldier dreaming of nothing but Victory, Triumph, and Spoils; and the Lady of high content in having her Fort new man'd, and ma­king the Assailant her Captive. But, Oh, the capriciousness of Fortune! or rather the vigilance of Iealousie! ¶

The appointed hour being at length come, the punctual Soldier making haste to enter upon his Duty, to guard the fair Matron from Spectres and Goblins, in the absence of her Husband; ad­vanceth to the postern door of her house, as he had been directed, but finding it shut, and hearing no noise within, he made a halt, and very discreet­ly forbearing to knock, fell to po­sture of a diligent Sentinel, softly walk­ing to and fro in the narrow Alley that led to the house from the Street, where while he was exercising his patience, it most unluckily hapned, that the no less [Page 9] vigilant and impatient Husband (who had conceal'd himself at a Friends in the Neighbourhood) returned by the same Alley, and stealing along as sof [...]ly and warily as a Thief to commit Burglary, takes good notice of the night-walker, whom he immediately concluded with­in himself to be the Mars, on whom his Venus was so furiously ennamour'd; whereupon, entring his house, and lock­ing the door behind him, with as little noise as a Pick-lock; he finds his wife in a dress of neat and rich night linnen, like a Bride going to bed, which adding more Fewel to his suspicion and exas­perating the sense of his wrong; he puts on the countenance of rage and terror, with enflamed and threatning eyes staring, as Caesars Ghost upon Bru­tus, upon his poor surprised wife, who stood as still, by reason of her asto­nishment, as if she had been congealed by lightning, or transformed into a Statue. For shame upon the unexpected frustration of an evil design, doth usu­sually produce confusion. Her soul, con­scious of infidelity hitherto only in ima­gination and design, began to presage more evils, than it could have deser­ved, had her design succeeded i [...]to Act [...] [Page 10] the violence of her passion being fa­vourably considered. But, could she so soon have recollected her disordered spi­rits, and recovered the use of her tongue; her Husband's fury would have re­strain'd her, and he yet could only breath revenge, not utter it in words. After a little pause, going into her bed-chamber, he there encounters with fresh causes of suspicion; the dressing-Table by the bed-side richly furnisht with provoking delicates, clean sheets, perfum'd pillows, and above all, his spie, the Chambermaid, conjur'd out of the way; confirm'd in his jealousie by these convincing signs, he now medi­tates upon nothing but Revenge, and how to effect it with the more securi­ty and apparence of justice. Resolved, therefore, by cruelty to extort a Confes­sion, and so make her her own accuser; without speaking a word, he strips her to her snow-white skin, and carrying her down into the Porch, there, binds her delicate Arms to one of the Pillars: had you been so happy to have beheld her in that deplorable posture, doubt­less you would have thought you had seen the beautiful Andromede a second time chained naked to a Rock, and one, [Page 11] though perhaps not quite so chaste as she, yet, if Beauty had its due,

She could not merit any bonds, beside
Those, with which Lovers mutualy are tyed;

and well worthy another Perseus to de­liver, love and enjoy her. The hard­hearted Usurer, fancying to himself some satisfaction in this first Act of the Tra­gedy he intended; retires to his bed (though likely to have but a melancho­ly night of it, without his Consort) ho­ping by sleep to recompose his troubled mind.

In the mean time, our Man of War, who had promised to himselfe the height of all enjoyments, lay (Soldier like) perdue in the open Air; and when he had, till almost midnight in vain watched his Mistresses door, which still continued as fast shut, as the Temple of Ianus in time of peace, he returns back to the house of his She-Officer the Bawd, whom he found halfe naked, and prepared to keep one of Venus's Vi­gils with a Client of hers (for her Cli­ents were often forced to gratifie her, for solliciting their Love-causes, with such Fees) whom at that very hour she [Page 12] expected. Ho, Mother, says he, with what te [...]ious hope do I purchase from the Lady the pleasure promised me? I have already consumed a whole hour (longer indeed than a whole winters night) in fruitless expectation; while she, who sought my Love, and made the Assigna­tion, hath not vouchsafed to open the door. 'Tis very strange, methinks, unless ha­ving forgot both her self and her appoint­ment, she hath buried her amour in sleep. Go thy ways, dear Mother, and enquire the cause of my disappointment, and what commands the Lady hath for me; if to readvance, lo, I am ready for the com­bat; if to retreat, I am as ready to march off with flying Colours, and deferr the en­counter till another night. Scarcely were these last words out of his mouth, when the Bawd, incited partly by the sense of her honour (for, those of her Trade must be punctual in their assignations) and partly by commiseration of his im­patience, hastily casting a Mantle, (a most useful garment in such cases) over her shoulders, catches the Soldier by the hand, and conducts him back to the door; which she opens with a Key given her by the Matron some while before, for her private access upon occasion, [Page 13] and entreating him to stand close and si­lent for a few minutes without, she pas­ses on through the Wood-yard and a little Garden, till she arrived at the walk under the Porch, where groping along, she had almost run her head against [...]he living Statue there bound to a Pillar; which she no sooner discern'd, but sur­priz'd with horror, as at sight of a Ghost or Apparition, she stood still and gazed with affrighted eyes. The milky white­ness of the Matrons skin to some de­gree, overcame the darkness of the moonless night; nor would it suffer her to be longer unperceived; so that the Bawd soon recovering her self out of her first consternation, boldly approaches to the Lady; and, omitting to enquire into the cause of her being in that strange and lamentable condition, de­livers in few words the Soldiers message, even at that time not ungrateful to the receiver; for, the Lady finding the chains of Love more intollerable, than those of her barbarous Husband; and endowed with a Wit no whit inferior to her Beauty; soon apprehended, that now she had an opportunity to convert this her misfortune into a benefit, and that she ought not to despond, nor de­spair [Page 14] of reaping the delights, which the jealousie of her Husband had hitherto prevented. Thus rea [...]imated with fresh hope, she begins to wheadle the Engi­neer of Lust, and pouring the oyl of good language and endearing expressi­ons into her ears, My dearest Mother, says she, my good Angel, I can bear this my affliction with patience, be­coming the undaunted resolution of a Lo­ver; yea more, I can change it into a complete Felicity, if you will but vouch­safe me your assistance; I know no way to revenge my Husbands cruelty, but to deserve it by acting what he so much fears. Help me then to meet and embrace my Lo­ver, that he who hath so kindly entertain'd my invitation, so justly observed our ap­pointment, may either accuse me of breach of faith, nor want the reward due to his Fidelity. Let your courteous hands untie the knots that hamper mine, and for a few minutes free me from these bonds, that I may really deserve them. These charms soon wrought upon the good nature of the Bawd, who was the ve­ry Renet of Concupiscence; so that she readily disingaged her Daughter from the cold embraces of the Pillar.

[Page 15]Who being thus happily at liberty, assumes more Courage and Wit from her adventure; and falls to perswade her deliverer to su [...]fer her self to be bound with the same Cord, and to sup­ply her room only while she hasted to her Gallant, to give him an assurance of her constancy; she told her, there could be no hazard in the enterprize, since her Husband was in his bed and fast asleep, and all the world but them­selves at quiet, and within two minutes she would return and relieve her: Here­to she added such golden promises, as might have overcome a mind much more obstinate and doubtful than the Bawds, who boggled at no danger to oblige a friend; but accordingly shift­ing her Mantle (some will have it to be only a Blanket) from her own shoulders to the Matrons, readily yielded her self to be bound to the Pillar, in the same manner as she had found her Pre­decessor. This certainly was a most plea­sant Scene, well worthy a Theatre, and might make a good plot for a Tragico­medy. The Matron leaving her Deputy thus bound and naked, yet without impeachment of her modesty; and mounting on the wings of love, fled [Page 16] in an instant to her Paramour: 'Twas a bold and adventurous Act this, for a Woman so lately su [...]prized, so cruelly treated, so miraculously delivered; nay, not yet delivered from danger of great­er torments▪ and perhaps of death; thus to throw her self into the Arms of her Adulterer, to force, even desti­ny it self to give way to the satisfacti­on of her desires. But Love inspires Audacity and Contempt of all perils into the Weakest and most timorous hearts.

Hardly had the greedy Matron with silence express'd her j [...]y, and tasted the first dish of Loves Banquet, Kisses, a dish that doth at once satisfie and p [...]o­voke the Appetite; when the Soldier, deceived by the Mantle she had bor­rowed, and mistaking her for the true owner thereof, began to put her from him, as sco [...]ning to use his Arms against so base and impudent an Enemy; but she soon guessing at the cause of his a­version, by her harmonious voice, which yet she durst not raise above a whisper, convinced him of his error, and resto­red him to a due assurance, that he had the person he look'd for, and no Change­ling: Whereupon, omitting all further ceremonies, he did his devoir to verifie [Page 17] the good opinion she had at first sight, w [...]en he was bathing himself, concei­ved of his good parts; and she, on the other side (if at least there were now any distinction of sides) did hers, to fix him in a confidence, that her Love was true and unfeigned. ¶

Wh [...]le th [...]se our zealous votaries to the Goddess of Pleasures, are at their silent devotions; the silly Cuckold, (now I think we may call him so) her Husband, who is an example of that Sentence in Seneca, that many times, by seeking to avoid dangers we run head­long [...]nto the midst of them, was in a slumber, wherein his pertu [...]bed imagi­nation presented to him dismal and in­faust visions: he dreamed that he saw his wife sacrificing her honour, and do­ing that odious Act, that drew an in­delible stain and reproach upon him and his whole Family; having broken her bonds asunder, and mixing her self with her armed Adulterer in closest embra­ces; that himself, while he was labour­ing to revenge the contumelious injury, was transformed into a Satyr: The hor­ror of this ominous dream interrupting his slumber, and his Fancy retaining a deep impression of those dire Phan­tasmes, [Page 18] he begins to believe his trans­formation to be real, and feels his Nose, if it were not grown crooked like a Sa­tyr's; his Forehead, if it were not arm­ed with Antlers; his Thighs, if they were cloth'd with shaggy hair; his feet, if they were not cloven, and his Toes turned into hoofs; then still credulous of the first part of his vision, he leaps out of his bed, throws open the window, and calls aloud upon his wife, who was now either out of hearing, or not at leasure to give answer to his curses and reproaches; But alas! the Reverend Bail, her Confid [...]nt, heard and trem­bled; she now, though too late, found the error of her kindness, and saw no way to safety but by obstinate silence, which she with more resolution and con­stancy kept, than one of Pythagoras Scholars during his novitiate, in spite of the ingeminated exclamations of the [...]nraged Malbecco, who exasperated by that Contempt (for so he understood it) and fancying some Divine suggesti­ons to revenge from the Genius of the Marriage-bed, snatches up a Razor that lay in the Window, runs down the Stairs in the dark, and flying most f [...]riously at the very face of his wifes [Page 19] Deputy, catches her fast by her Nos [...], and with one well-guided slash cuts it quite off, then flinging the same in her face; Thou worst of Women, saith he, worthy of a greater brand of infamy, there, take that token of my hate, and send it for a present to thy Adulterer; who per­haps will either grow more enamour'd up­on this change of thy forme, this new- [...]o­dell'd face; or confess thee to have a better Title to his love by thy suffrings for his sake. Thus insulting over the miserable wretch, and triumphing in his revenge, he returns to his thorny bed, there with sleep to ease his head, now in truth much heavier than be­fore: What shall I say of the poor mangled and noseless Bawd? only this; that her fear of a worse accident, if she were known to her Tormentor, made her undergoe her pains and loss with more than a Spartan patience: Unhap­py friendship! sad Exchange! it was her lot to be drencht with the Gall of Love, while the Matron suck'd the Honey of it: her evil destiny to be besmear'd with her own blood, while the more guilty wife was anointed with the Butter of Joy. Thus in Duels, we see, often the seconds are wounded, [Page 20] while the Principals remain unhurt.

The Schismatical Nose was scarce­ly grown cold, when our Faustina, ha­ving finished her first trial o [...] skil with her Gladiator, and with a thousand part­ing kisses dismiss'd him to rec [...]uit his spirits lost in the confl [...]ct, retu [...]ns with the joys of a double victory to her Post. But▪ how short-lived a thing is sensual delight! how evanid are all our tri­umphs! when she unde [...]stood the suf­ferings of her Martyr, the Sun-shin of her content was i [...] a moment darkned with clouds of grief and d [...]eadful ap­prehensions, and all her exul [...]ing [...]miles exchanged for tears and dejection of Mind. But Grief and Fear, are almost as bad Counsellors as Love, which our witty Matron well understanding, and remembring withal, that Nature had furnished her whole Sex with a faculty of quick invention, how to evade ap­proaching danger, and to conceal faults; re-assures her self, and sets her brain on work how to palliate this wound, which was past her cure. She hath recourse, therefore, to the Art of Consolation, and endeavours to mi [...]igate the Bawds dolours [...]ith an Ano [...]yne of kind and commiserating language.She b [...]ds [Page 21] her not to be cast down with her mis­fortune, which, carried with bravery and discretion, might turn to her ad­vantage, and prove a noble experi­ment of her Fidelity among all the Cimmerians; that the segment of her Nose would be to Venus an offering as grateful and propitiatory, as locks of hair to other Deities; that if i [...] a Sol­dier, wounds in the face were honoura­ble witnesses of his courage and brave­ry; why should not those received in the service of Venus be likewise ac­counted marks of Gallantry and a da­ring spirit? that though the now m [...]rti­fied Nose could not be set on again (for Tagliacotius lived a grea [...] way off Cim­meria) yet the wound would be easily cured; and at wo [...]st if she were so foo­lish to resolve not to live without one (a thing many a person of greater qua­lity had done before her) she would cause a new one to be made for her of much more value, and better mettal than the first. This last promise mol­lified more than all the consolatory rea­sons precedent, and the Bawd (who had a Soul so abject and Mercenary, that she would for Money have sold her eyes, and ears too into the bargain) [Page 22] becom's pacified and comforted there­with; then being loosed from the Pillar, and binding th [...] Matron (who desired it) to the same; she gropes out the piece of her Nose, wraps it up in a corner of her Mantle, and away she [...]rudges in quest of a Chirurgeon; lock­ing the back door very carefully after her, and reflecting upon the ill success of her obligation. ¶.

King Salomon reckoning Conies a­mong the four sorts of Animals, that being little, are yet exceeding wise; saith of them, that being a generation not strong, they make holes for themselves among the Rocks. The same may be said of Women, who wanting strength to assert their faults, yet have cunning enough to hide them; they make bur­rows of excuses, and run into them, when in danger to be taken: Like Statesmen, who have for their Impress a Glass Bee-hive, with this Motto, Nulli patet opus; they do their business in the dark, or, (as a witty Italian ex­presseth it) desmienten lo transparente con un vanno de cera, they smear over their Hives with wax, so that no eye can pry into the secrets of their work­ings, or be able to trace them in their [Page 23] amorous stealths; if you doubt of this, you shall see it verifi [...]d in the fourth Act of this our Tragicomedy, which we are now arrived at.

The Bawd being handsomly con­jur'd away, the coast clear, and all the world at rest; our subtle Matron, after a short meditation, hath found out a way, if it succeed, not only to dissem­ble her joyful Treason, but to appear still innocent and faithful to her Hus­band; yea, yet farther, to invert the guilt upon him, and bring him at last to confess himself to have been in an er­ror. This, you'l say, is somewhat diffi­cult: but, remember she is a woman and in Love; and then you'l conceive it to be facil. Having formed the design, she delays not to put it in execution; Counterfeiting therefore, an appeal to the Moon (then newly risen above the verge of the Horizon) with a voice raised by degrees from a low whi [...]per to a pitch high enough to reach the poor Cuckolds ears, she invocates her help and protection, in such verses as these.

Sister of Jove, Queen Regent of the night,
From whom the meaner Stars derive their light▪
[Page 24]Or wouldst be worshipt by great Juno's name,
Joves Wife, or Sister, thou art still the same.
That Sov'raign Dame, who art the Deity
Of wedlock rites and femal Chastity.
Why with auspicious Omens did I pay
My Nuptial vows upon my Marriage day?
If with an unconcern'd and even face
Thou dost behold the Mischiefs of this place.
And you bright Planets, Heavens unerring eyes,
With which by night, he things on earth descries;
You witnesses of my pure innocence,
(Who yet, as Iudges, my hard fate dispense)
Don't you grow dimm with horror, thus to see
A jealous Husbands causeless cruelty?
See, naked, bound, and mangled here I grone,
And expiate offences not my own.
If then the vertuous you can thus torment,
For these rewards, who would be innocent?
Methinks, I now seem but my own pale Ghost;
Beauty and Fame (a Womans soul) are lost.
Though pure from Thought, or Act, yet wretched I,
Must wear a face, that gives my heart the lie.
Why live I thus? why does this mangled shape
Confine that soul, which would so fain escape?
To die is better, and one blow to give,
Than rob'd of Honour, nay and Beauty, live.
To die is best indeed; but, oh, the hands,
That should performe my freer Wills commands,
Alas, are fetter'd! —
[Page 25]For death, when courted, from us then to flie,
Forcing to live, 'tis then he makes us die.
Ah, cruel Man! here thou hast torments found
Beyond these bonds, beyond this horrid wound.
Happy Lucre [...]ia, since thou could'st attest
Thy innocence, by piercing of thy breast;
Whilst thus expiring in thy Husbands arms,
Ev'n in thy death couldst gain more pow'rful charms.
Thou Chast art call'd, because thou couldst but die,
Whilst death to me doth that relief deny.
Thou Goddess wert severe unto thy Jove,
And Heav'n couldst purge from his un [...]awful love:
If to bad Women thou so just art known,
Wilt thou not vindicate one honest one?
Behold with pity, and do not despise
Tears mixt with blood, which flow from mournful eyes.
Punish the jealous Man, and make him feel
The sad effects of his own cruel steel;
Shew him his crime, and what 'tis let him know,
T'offend a Woman, and a Goddess too.
At least be just, and my late form restore
With my lost fame, or let me be no more.

Having breath'd forth this supplica­tion in a languishing tone, and made it seem more pathetical by interposing now and then a profound sigh or two (and indeed of all our Passions none are [Page 26] more easily counterfeited then Zeal and Sorrow) on a suddain changing the key of her voice into a confused murmur, and then to that of a civil conference, she dissembled a familiar Dialogue with the Deity, whose ayd she had newly implored: and in fine, as if her prayer had been heard, and her petition mira­culously granted, with an elevated voice she makes an Apostrophe to her Husband, exclaiming against his im­prosperous tyranny in these words.

Ho, thou most barbarous of men, thou Fury in human shape; thy bloody rage a­gainst thy chastest wife hath prov'd thy own undoing. The mercy of the Celestial Powers hath overcome thy Cruelty, lest my virtue might suffer by thy undeserved and base suspicions. Now shalt thou be forced to confess, what thy impiety made thee doubt of, that I am innocent, and that There is a God who sees and notes our deeds.

I am convinced, I am convinced; it is none but Juno, Protectress of conjugal Chastity, who compassionating my sufferings, hath by Miracle restored that amiable form of mine, which thou, distra­cted with jealousie, had'st destroy'd. Goe [Page 27] then, desperate Villain, and sheath that bloody knife of thine in thy own inhuman bowels; that so unworthy a wretch may no longer enjoy the happiness of so faith­ful and spotless a Wife. Having obtain­ed so signal a favour from the immortal Gods, well may I contemn and bid defi­ance to the anger of a Mortal Man, espe­cially one so wicked, so degraded by his crimes. — O night! more ill [...]strious than the brightest day. O hour! more for­tunate than that of my birth. — Now flow on, flow on officious Tears, but from a different passion. But, thou, execrable H [...]ngman, sacrilegious Thief, hasten hi­ther to be convinced of my purity, and thy crime; make hast, I say, that, if it be possible, thou maist make attonement for the innocent blood thou hast spilt, and for the sacrilege thou hast committed, and so in time appease the wrath of an offended Goddess. ¶

This triumphant Harangue arriving at the ears of the poor Cornuto, her Husband (whom disquiet of mind kept from sleep) it alarmd all his Faculties, and put him into so great a confusion, that giving but little credit to his sense, he lay a good while considering the [Page 28] probability of what he heard. At first he thought it an Illusion (since to Na­ture it is much easier to make [...] man dream impossibilities, than to effect them) and began therefore to feel if his Eyes were open, that he might there­ [...]y be certified, whether he were awake, or not. Then finding it to be no dream, and hearing his Wife continue her Speech, and denouncing a deluge of dire Jud [...]ments against him; his rage and jealousie began at once to give place to as vehement Fear and Remorse. Ri­si [...]g therefore hastily from his bed, and lighting a candle, down [...]e goes, resol­ved to make his eyes judges of the truth of what he durst not believe up­on the single testimony of his ears. Arrived at the fatal Pillar, the scene of such prodigious accidents, and be­holding his Wifes face attentively, he found it perfect, and without the least sign of hu [...]t, nay not so much as stain'd with a drop of blood; and her hands still tied as he had at first left them. Whereat astonish't, and persuaded in himself, that so supernatural an event, as the restauration [...]f a Nose cut off, could not come to pass but by power Divine; he sunk down into an abhor­rence [Page 29] of his wic [...]ed fact, and of the no less abominable motive thereof, his jea­lousie; dreading withall some dire pu­nishment from the just anger of the Gods. Then casting himself upon the pavement, in token of his sorrow and contrition, he washes out the bloody stains thereof with penitential tears. Which done, he kneels in adoration of so manifest a Miracle, and in humble but fervent prayers, begs pardon first of Heaven, then of his Wife (too wise to be inexorable) for the horrid effect of his outragious Passion. Which when she, good Soul, had graciously promised upon a solemn vow of refor­mation of Manners on his part, trans­ported with joy, he unties the cord, sets her at liberty, kisses her all over, and leads her to bed, there to seal his recon­ciliation to her, now a rare Example of unspotted Chastity. Thus, blest be the God of Love! Our witty Matron, hath at once recovered three most pre­cious things, her Nose, her Honour, and her Husbands Love.

Not long after this happy conclusi­on or Catastrophe, the Bawd, well rewar­ded with a purse of money for her loss and secresy, and hoping to mend her [Page 30] fortunes by removing to a place of better trading; packs up her baggage, and marches away to the Court of Comus, King of the Cimmerians: where she now lives no small Favourite, and exercising her talent every day, in laying new designs, and managing the close intrigues of Love betwixt Ladies and their Gallants. Wherein long pra­ctice hath made her so excellent, that if any Woman in that Court, be she Maid, Wife, or Widow, please you; and if you commit the matter to her contrivement and intercession: you need not doubt the success.

As for the Souldier, though my Au­thor sayes no more of him, but what I have recounted; yet, considering that he was a man of honour, a Son of Mars, it is not to be doubted, but that he continued secret and faithful to his Ve­nus. Nor is it less probable that She, a gracious and obliging Mistress, conti­nued to love him better, than she did her Usurer, notwithstanding her remis­sion of his cruel usage, and readmission of him to her grace and favour. Where­upon I cannot at any time reflect, with­out acknowledging the goodness of Proserpine, in keeping her promise made [Page 31] to the Lady May in Chaucer; which was this, in her answer to Pluto, who would fain restore to Ianuary, her Husband, his sight, that he might see his Esquire, Damian, making him Cuc­kold in a Pear-tree.

You shall (quoth Proserpine) and well ye so?
Now by my Mothers Soul, Sir, I swere,
That I shall yeven her sufficient answere,
And all women after for her sake;
That though they ben in any gilte itake,
With face bolde, they shullen hemselve ex­cuse.
And bere hem doun, that wold hem accuse.
For lack of answere, non of hem fhull dien.
All had he sey a thing with both his eyen:
Yet should we women so visage it hardely,
And wepe, and swere, and chide subtelly;
That men shall ben as leude as Gees.
What recketh me of your auctoritees, &c.

Explicit Historia, & sequ [...]utur M [...]steria Amoris.

THE Mysteries and Miracles OF LOVE.

SECT. I.

LOVE is a Ghest sooner entertain'd, than per­ceived; and yet sooner perceived than known, and much easier known than under­stood; better understood, than defined or described. As if it challen­ged only the Heart for its proper a­partment, and disdained any remove up into the Brain: as if it took delight to be felt not shewn: as if being possessed the recesses of the heart, it feared to be ejected thence, if it once came neer the Tongue. Like Holy Writ, it ad­mits [Page 33] of no Interpreter but it self: nor do we come to know it by either prae­cepts or examples; but by Infusion. You may affi [...]m safely, that Cupid is not only blind, but also dumb: making all parts of the body vocal, except the tongue. Hence it is, that Lovers are more eloquent in their sighs than in their words, as if no messengers were so fit to convey their sentiments, as their vital breath: and like Paphian Doves, they grone forth living Epistles. Nay, they discourse together silently by the rhetorick of their fingers, and weave dialogues in Chaplets. By affable nods, and darted smiles, the vocal Am­bassadors of desire, they treat about their union; and read each others Soul in glances. Their Colloquies, like those of Angels, are made by intuition: and they express themselves also, like them, not by the Intellect, but the Will.

Oblique intuens inde nutibus —
Nutibus mutuis inducens in errorem
mentem puellae:
Et illa contra nutibus mutuis juvenis
Leandri, quod amorem non renuit, &c.

is Musaeus his description of the Eye­parly between Leander and Hero. Some­times [Page 34] fixing their wandring countenan­ces, as upon strangers, while they open­ly decline and renounce acquaintance, they become secretly familiar. Some­times their contracted brows threaten displeasure; but at the same time they contract them with such sweetness, that they rather invite than discourage; and their very frowns are obliging. Some­times their Souls interchangeably sally forth at their Eyes, and steal kisses at a distance; and then return home again triumphing in their invisible thefts. Thus both sides gain, yet neither lo­ses; both lose and both gain. Their chief aim is, to be surprised: and yet their chief pleasure and glory is, not to be perceived. Thus that which is so often brought into the Theatre, flies all spectators, and acts in its own person. These Divine Confabulators, as if pla­ced above the lawes of sense, by most certain Auguries divine each others wishes, and search each others heart without dissecting the breast. They are a kind of Seers, that behold the desires of their Correspondent, as it were spectres; which like Catoptrical Images, are not perceived but by the same art, that created them: or, like the Deities [Page 35] of old issuing from their Statues, they inspire the person, to whom they speak; as if two Minds met to animate one Body, and conversed together with no less silence, than one uses to converse with it self alone. Of all our affections, this alone knows not to be expressed; and the sacred rites thereof (as those of the most ancient Gods of the Heathen) are performed in the dark. Though the passion be of it self innocent, yet it is alwayes conjoyned with secret shame: and the same blushes that betray our flame, strive to hide it.

Alterno facies sibi dat responfa rubore,
Et tener affectum prodit utrique pudor;

as that merry-conceited Arnulphus, Episcopus Lexoviensis, hath well ex­pressed in a facete Epigram of his. Every Love hath its Flammeum, as well as Hymen: and at the Elusinean sacrifi­ces both sexes are veild. All the Vo­taries of Venus, as well as her darling Aeneas, walk surrounded with clouds; and they frequent even publick Thea­tres invisibly. Nay Cupid himself, not contented with a single Veil, con­trives also Ambushes for more secresy: a [...]d oftner takes in Hearts by stratagem [Page 36] and surprize, than by storm. Thus He that composed an [...] maintains the World in order, left himself in confusi­on; dwelling in a retreat of the antient darkness, and primitive Chaos. ¶.

SECT. II.

HIs Mother too avoids the light e­ver since he was born; as being as much ashamed of his childish treache­ries, as offended with the Sun, for dis­covering her in the arms of Mars. She obscures her self in a Labyrinth, and ad­mits no Eye to prie into her [...]loset: nay, in her chiefest solaces she uses to shut her own eyes, as being jealous lest they should discover too much of her divinity. She is the true Sphinx, that subdues and destroyes by a Riddle: more, she makes every man a Riddle to himself, while being by contrary passi­ons agitated, and hurried up and down by the flux and reflux of his own vio­lent thoughts, he at once finds himself a Captive, and strives to be a Conqueror. And this the capricious Lad, her Son, assists her to effect; that we poor Mor­tals may believe, she was begotten be­twixt the winds and waves in a Tempest. [Page 37] No wonder then, if Love seem Aenig­matical and full of contradictions. It is not easily intelligible, how the same person can at the same time both serve and be free; have all his Faculties de­voted to the pleasure of another, and yet preserve the command of his own Will; make an absolute resignation of him­self, and yet pretend not only to Liber­ty, but to Dominion: and yet Love doth soon reconcile these repugnances; and bring his Subjects to govern by obedi­ence, teaching them, like the Freed­men of some Roman Emperours, obse­quii titulo Dominis imperare, to rule their Soveraigns will by observance of it, and alter their counsels by obsequiousness and complacency.

Nor is it less difficult to conceive, that one can die, and instantly revive a­gain; yea, be alive and dead at once; or, like the Phoenix, build his own both funeral and vital fire, out of which he reassumes a more vigorous and Youthful Being, than what the flames consumed. Yet nothing is more frequent among Lovers; whom the miraculous Chymi­stry of Love, by a most pleasant Palin­genesis, restores from their ashes to their primitive state and forme.

[Page 38]A man would think at first, that no two things in Nature are more incom­patible, more inconsistent, more reci­procally destructive, than those two contrary Passions, Love and Hate; the former causing sweet and agreeable mo­tions in the spirits, and blood, and fi­bres of the Heart; the later, unequal, harsh and offensive ones: the one tending to Complacency and Vnion; the other to Abhorrence and Flight: the one aim­ing at the Felicity, the other at the Destruction of its Object: but upon a se­cond and more serious consideration of the matter, he shall find, that in the breast of even the most ardent and re­fined Inamourato these two so professed Enemies are become not reconciled, but Twins, and those too not such as Castor and Pollux, rising and setting alternate­ly, but like Lazarus and his Brother, growing together, so that one is not only an individual Companion, but also an Appendix, or rather an integrant part of his fellow. For, the Servant alwayes wishes his Mistress less Happy than she is, that so his affection may ap­pear more pure, more sincere, and de­termined upon her Person alone. Is she wise and discreet; He presently repro­ch [...]s [Page 39] the Stars, that favour'd her with so strong a defence; a [...] conceiving, that if her Brain were less sound, her Heart would be more tender, and that if she had less wit, himself would be less subject to her Contempt. Is she in Health, He secretly invocates Iove to afflict her with Sickness, that he may have that occasion to demonstrate his grief, his tenderness, his sympathy. Is she Rich, He cannot forbear to wi [...]h her in Want, that he might endow her with his For­tune. Is she at Liberty, He longs to see her a Captive, that he may merit her favour by hazarding all in her re­demption. Is her Fame clear and imma­culate; how glad would he be some li­centious tongue would defile her Ho­nour, that he might wash away the stains, though with his blood. Is her Birth and Quality n [...]ble; he would fain degrade her, that she might derive all her Dignity from the Generosity of his Love. In a word, in some sort or other He wishes her Miserable, that he may have the glory to relieve her, and that her own Necessity may draw, rather than his Courtship and Observance invite her to his embraces. He had rather be her Sanctuary, than her Conqueror. Now [Page 40] is not here a certain Malignity mixt with Benevolence; Zeal tempered with Hate; Inhumanity proceeding from excess of Kindness; Cruelty conjoyned with the greatest Charity? Yet such is the Con­stitution of Love. Cupid has no darts headed with pure Gold. What God soever made and tippd his Shafts, ser­ved him as the [...] (as Rivaltus calls him) the treacherous Artist did Hiero, King of Syracuse in casting his Crown, put in a great deal of Copper a­mong the Gold. Which is perhaps one reason why the wounds of Lovers are so painful and apt to fester; it being the na­ture of Brass [...]o ulcerate and breed Can­cers. I think it therefore no blasphemy against the so much adored Divinity of Love, to affirm, that it always hath some alloy of that Devil, Malice: and that no Man love's without Indignation. Especi­ally when I reflect upon this, that the torments he suffers cannot but force him even against his will to execrate his fair Tormentor; to be angry with the Thief, that robb'd him of himself; to wish that bright flame obscured or ex­tinct, that burns his wings, though, like the foolish Butterfly, he at the same time ceases not to flutter about it, and [Page 41] (as a Modern Wit finely expresses it) beato frui necis autore, to enjoy his Mur­derer. Nor is it the poor neglected and despised Lover, that alone hath rea­son to complain of, and reproach his Mistress; even the most prosperous and triumphant feels disquiet and anguish enough to cause Regret, which is a kind of Anger.

— Dolor, querelae,
Lamentatio, lachrymae perennes,
Languor, anxietas, amaritudo,
Aut si triste magis potest quid esse,
Hos tu das comites Naeera vitae;

was the complaint of a Lover in Plautus, even after victory: and Poets them­selves, none of the severest censurers of this Heroic passion, call it suavem amariciem, dolentiam delectabilem, hi­lare tormentum. Nay, old Plautus so far condemned it, as he could not hold from crying out, Credo ego, ad homini [...] carnificinam Amorem inventum esse. If Love then be so full of gall and anxi­ety, who can suffer it without secret de­testation? who without reflecting upon the Author of his perturbations with displeasure and offence. Certainly the most gentle, the most patient, the sweetest temper, when u [...]ged and pro­vok'd [Page 42] by these inward gripes and pangs, will hardly be able to refrain from ex­claiming, with Phaedria in Terence

O Thais, Thais! utinam esset mihi.
Pars aequa amoris tecum; ac pariter fieret,
Vt a [...]t hoc tibi doleret itidem, ut mihi dolet,
Aut ego istuc abs te factum nihili penderem.

What's more common among Lo­vers, than thus to wish their torments transplanted from their own into their Mistresses breast? and is not that to curse them? which the most savage na­ture would not do without indignation. It was not without good reason then, that Aristotle (2 Rhetor.) placed Love in the Irassible part of the Soul; nor is it out of affectation of being Paradoxi­cal, but Zeal to Truth, that I have here asserted, That no man can Love without indignation, which will appear somewhat more perspicuous, if we con­sider, that indignation is always accom­panied with either Commiseration or Ir­rision. For, to do evil, is in some sort to suffer evil; and therefore some men, when they observe any one to do evil, joyn to their indignation against, a Com­miseration for the doer, while others on [Page 43] the same occasion, mix Irrision with their Indignation; according as they stand well or ill affected to the person doing amiss; so that the laughter of Democritus, and the weeping of Hera­clitus might proceed from one and the same cause; and Commiseration, which is a degree of Love, may go hand in hand with Indignation.

SECT. III.

ANother of Loves, Problems is this; that the most happy Lovers find their very enjoyments unsatisfactory, their joys insincere. To them it is dif­ficult, to love; not to love, more dif­ficult; most difficult to be possess'd of what they love. Be the Saint never so propitious, never so obliging; still the vot [...]ry continues his supplications, his importunity, and not contented with all she can grant, or he receive, he seeks for more. The miserable Mind is affl [...]cted no less with the sucess, than with the vehemence of its desires; and like the Misers, continues poor in the midst of Wealth; after a feast it riseth empty, retaining that sweet torment, suspirare & cupere. As i [...] they had as [Page 44] little use of their Memory, as of their Reason and Will, forgetting the short­ness, the emptiness of past enjoyments, they furiously hunt after mor [...]. Memo­riae minimum tribuit, quisquis spei pluri­mum. Every one puts a higher value up­on his Hopes, than upon his Attainments. As their desires so afflict, that they at the same time please and delight, so their joys are infested with such calami­ties, that they excruciate. Here (if you please) let us stand a minute or two, and consider how this can be. The pas­sion of Ioy (you know) always fol­lows upon a tickling of the senses by some agreeable object; and its contrary Grief, upon the offence and grating of them: and yet Grief may sometimes be sustain'd with joy; and there are, on the other side, some certain titillati­ons that offend. But the true reason why Joy ariseth for the most part from titillation, I conceive to be this; that the pleasure of all sensation consisteth in the Objects causing in the Nerves and Brain some motion, which might violate and hurt them, in case they were not firm and tense enough to re­sist it; This resistence makes upon the centre of the brain an impression, which [Page 45] being instituted by Nature, to signifie and a [...]test the good constitution and strength of the Nerves, represents th [...] same to the Soul as a Good pertaining to her, so far forth at least, as she is con­joyn'd to the Body; and by that means excites joy in her; the same reason serves also to explain, why naturally it is plea­sant to every man, to feel himself com­moved to all sorts of Passions, yea even to sadness and hatred, when those Af­fections arise only from the various e­vents represented in Theatres, or other the like subjects, wherein he is not con­cerned. Which, because they can no way harm us, seem to tickle the soul by touching her. And Pain ordinarily produceth Grief, because that offense of the sense, which is called Pain, a­riseth from some Action so violent, as to hurt the Nerves: of which the soul instantly becoming sensible, looks up­on it as an Evil extending to her al­so, and thereupon is affected with Grief; unless in some such cases, where she is strongly diverted by expectation of a greater Good from that Evil. As Mar­tyrs have exulted in their torments, not that they were insensible of them, but because their souls were possessed with [Page 46] a confident hope that those short pains would produce eternal pleasures.

Upon this consideration perhaps, or some other not much different from it, it was, that Seneca thus expostulates with his dear Lucilius, about his im­moderate sorrow for the death of their common Friend, Flaccus (Epist. 63.) Quae [...]is unde lamentationes, unde immo­dici fletus? per lachrymas argumenta desiderij quaerimus: & dolorem non sequi­mur, sed oftendimus▪ nemo tristis sibi est. est aliqua & doloris ambitio. The summe whereof is this, that we find a certain pleasure in Grieving; and that that pleasure is grounded upon Ambiti­on (which is neerly allied to Love) to make it known to others, how well we loved that for which we grieve. To bring all this our present argument. You see then, that Joy and Grief are no [...], no incompatible Passions, no such Enemies but that sometimes at least they may dwell together in one breast. If so▪ why may not the Joys of Lovers be commixt with G [...]ief? why may not their Fruitions be unsatisfacto­ry? I could fill a whole Page with the names of such, whose flames raged more by extinction, and whose love [Page 47] was so far from languishing, that it grew more strong and violent by the posses­sion of its object. Cupid is the son of Venus, you know: and nursed by his Mothers Milk; and our friend Chaucer therefore wisely fixes the Epoche of Aeneas and Dido's love on the Iubile they celebrated in the Cave, whither the tempest of Thunder and Lightning had forced them to retreat.

And shortly fro the Tempest her to save▪
This noble Quene fled into a Cave.
And with her went this Aeneas also;
I wot not, with them if there went any mo.
The Auctour maketh of it no mention.
And here began the deep affection
Betwixt hem two. this was the first mor­rowe
Of her gladness, and gi [...]ning of her sorowe▪

The Reason is, that the Lover, appre­hending no fruition total, no possession intire, supposeth some further good in the object, than what his former enjoy­ment made him acquainted withall: nor doth he propose to himself meerly a Continuation of the Good he hath en­joy'd; because whoever wisheth the con­tinuation of a Good, considers it not as a thing present, but to come, and con­sequently [Page 48] as a thing which yet he doth not know; for no man can know what is not. So that the wandering Love, which hunts after variety, and the Con­stant, that is determined and fixt upon one individual object, are twinns of the same birth, and have one and the same original: the latter affecting Novelty no less than the former. Here's all the dif­ference; one pursues Novelty in a sin­gle person: the other in a multitude: but both are equally insatiate. O infe­licem stultitiam! O insaniam volunta­riam! what strange infelicity is this, voti compotem voto non posse frui, to have, and at the same time to want? The Covetuous mans curse, is to possess and not enjoy: the Lovers greater to enjoy and not enjoy; utpote cui majo­ra, quám quae tota simul indulgeri fas sit, gaudia quaeruntur. The wise man (Ec­clesiasticus 30. and 20.) describing the misery of the one, compares it to the other: [...], as the Septuagint. he beholds his treasure with greedy eyes, and sighs, as an Eu­nuch embraceth a Virgin and sighs, sighs most bitterly. So our Lover sighs, and enjoys, and still sighs. And to speak [Page 49] stri [...]tly, in this sense Hercules himself, who deflowred fifty Virgins in a night, was but an Eunuch for all that, so we are all, and our Ladies Virgins; we embrace and sigh; still unsatisfied, still coveting, quod nec assequi, nec scire datur, more than the nature of the thing can afford.

Notwithstanding this imperfection of our chiefest solace, I am so far from accusing Nature of improvidence or unkindness, in making Love of this composition; that on the contrary, I judge it to be an argument of her Wis­dom and Indulgence. Because our plea­sure is endeared by its being incom­plete; and our appetite would soon be turned into loathing, if once satiated. [...]; is a Maxime of the Indian Gymnosophist, in his speech to Alexander the Great, re­corded by Palladius de Bragmanibus, not long since set forth by the learned Knight Sir Edward Bisse, Clarenciux King at Arms. To this purpose it was most elegantly said by a mode [...]n Wit, writing upon the same subject; huic af­fectui soll [...]citè, prospexit Namen, dum gaudio immiscuit tremorem & sollicitu­dinem, [Page 50] ut delicatior exiret voluptas. All desire indeed, is grounded upon want, and want implies imperfection: yet the desire whereof we are now speaking, being mostly an effect of fulness, hath such a [...], such a complacentia an­nex'd to it, that few complain of it as an imperfection. Nor are there many of Plato's mind in this particular, who (as Marsilius Ficinus in his life) thought it enough only once to sacrifice to Na­ture. Most are as much pleas'd to pos­sess this desire, as to satisfie it: yea, to speak freely, the desi [...]e is it self some satisfaction; aequali voluptate afficiunt, & quod adest jam, & quod futurum spe­ratur; nam dulcis desiderii dens interim mordet, & dum periculum facis, speras; was the merry Lucians saying to his Th [...]omnestes in [...] And I am apt to believe, it was upon this ve [...]y motive, that Luther openly professed, that with­out the consolati [...]ncula creaturulae he could not live contented.

SECT. IV.

YEt more Aenigmata, more per­plexing Difficulties in Love. This Affe [...]tion, which composeth all other commotions of the soul, which reconciles Men, wild Beasts, and Phi­losophers, is yet at variance with it self; being founded upon a discordant con­nexion of unlike and asymbolical na­tures, it maintains its power by a civil Warre; and, like some pictures, varies its representations according to the dif­ferent positions of the eye that specu­lates it, on one hand it carries the as­pect of Fear; on the other, of Mag­nanimity: in one posture it appears Blind; in another, sharp-sighted; here a Fool; there Wise, &c. so that its picture cannot be drawn in one Image: and the spectator may easi [...]y be mistaken in its lines and features. To be particular.

When you see a languishing Lover, whose armes seem so tender and deli­cate, that you think them fit only for embraces; who exhales nothing but odours or sighs; who is strook down with the contraction of a brow, and wounded to the heart with the dis­dainful [Page 52] glance of an eye: take heed notwithstanding, how you reproach him as a soft, effeminate and pusillanimous person. For, realy he is hardy, daring and adventurous; he repines not at the tediousness or cold of nightly vigils; he inures himself to difficulties; like Caesar posting from Rome into Germany, he despises the obstacles of the Alps, of frost and snow and overflowing ri­vers; he exercises his fortitude with submissively undergoing accumulated injuries; he defies dangers, nay, makes it a pleasure to create them in his ima­gination, and is gratified with the en­countre of adverse accidents, as favours to his zeal [...] ▪ and arguments of his de­votion, he neglects not only dress, but health; and, like Candidates for St. Peters ▪ chair, or the Dukedom of Venice, thinks it adv [...]tagious to look faint, pale and meagre.

Nor ought you to accuse him of Stu­pidity, though you observe him to suf­fer Contempts and Affronts from his proud Stratonice, without just resent­ment. For, he (be you well assured) is wholly transmigrated into soul, be­come all spirit, retreated into that Aetherial particle of Fire, which is im­passible, [Page 53] and can not be touch'd. If this seem less credible, be pleas'd to consi­der, it is the Religion of Love to over­come evil with good, to extinguish the fire of malice by the brighter flame of Charity; the Philosophy of this endea­ring Passion, to subdue hatred by sub­mission and obsequiousness. Besides, our good-natured Gallant entertains, neglects & scorn, not with insensibility, but discretion: as well understanding, that injuries as they fade and die of themselves, when bravely despised; so they pass into Benefits, when received with gentleness and humanity. A flint is broken on a feather-bed.

Will you charge him with Blindness, because he discerns not the defects, the spots of his Mistress; but takes these for starres, and those for ornaments; and by a most [...] gilds over her faults with the title of the neerest virtues? Herein certainly you are no e­qual Arbiter. You require a Censor, not a Lover; and in the place of true affection, you expect a severe judge­ment. It is a sign of ill-nature in you, thus to envy him the pleasure of an error, wherein he thinks himself more happy. Is it not lawful for him to impose [Page 54] upon himself by such innocent fraud? to form in his mind a more august image of her, whom he is resolved to contem­plate and adore (punctel) we account it an ex­cellency in a Painter, to make his pie­ces fairer than the Originals; and among the many praises deservedly ascribed to our incomparable Mr. Lely, this is not the least, that his curious pencil can at pleasure not only follow the finest lines of Nature, butsweeten them; at once both imitate and excell the life. Why then do you condemn the same in a Lover? it is indeed an excess in both; of Art in one; of Affection in the other: and, in my opinion, equally commendable. Imagination is unconfined even by Na­ture: and the very Extravagances there­of in love have been approved by Venus herself, in that she infused warmth and life into Pygmalions Eburnea. That, you'll say was a fiction: yet the Mytho­logy may serve to justifie our Inamorato. The life given to that Statue by the Goddess, was no other than the grace and beauty of the Figure, which Appel­les, in his Pictures called the Venus; which made it live in the estimation of those times, and admiration of posterity. Luci [...]n's Panthea (in [...]) likewise, it [Page 55] is probable, was no other than [...]n Ima­g [...]nary or Romantique Lady, made up of all the rare idea's of Beauty, and ad­mirable endowments of mind, whereof humane nature is capable; for, his best Interpreters are at a loss in their conje­ctures, what divine Princess that was, whose glorious perfections he designed to celebrate under the veil of that Name: yet even learned and grave men are so highly pleased with the descrip­tion and Character, that they equally admire his Wit, and her accomplish­ments, and scarcely abstain from rival­ling him in both. If such admiration then, and applause be due to Lucian's Fancy; why do you deride that of our Inamorato, who thereby endeavours to form to himself such another Panthea? If he deceive himself, 'tis to his own misfortune, not your prejudice; yet how can we call that a misfortune, which he (the best judge in the case) esteems a Felicity?

But all this while the Dimness, seems to be in your Understanding, not in his sight. His eyes are not put out, but only covered with a thin vail, through which they see more securely, more cleerly; as we behold the Sun b [...]st [Page 56] through a skreen of clouds. You are to imagine them only contracted, as those to take aim, that they may discern more accutely and distinctly. Being fixt upon one object, and that a bright and cha [...]ming one, they do not indeed so plainly pe [...]ceive other things; yet not that they are weak, but because they loath them, and will not endure to be diverted: which is not to be dim-sight­ed, but to see too much. Again, if to Philosophize, be nothing but to con­template Idea's; then to love, is to be a Philosopher. Yea▪ if every man loves so much as he understands (which was Plato's opinion) then dotage in love is an argument of Science.

You are too blame, therefore, if you think vehemency of desire to be a sort of Madness; or take our Lover for one Infatuated, only because his actions seem extravagant. Alas! what you call Follies in him, are the Mysteries of a D [...]vine Fury, or Enthusiasm. Love in­spires into the Mind a new Faculty of acting by a more certain and compen­dious way, than that of Ratiocination: all his Reason, like that art by which spiders weave their curious nets, and Bees Govern their Commonwealth, is [Page 57] Instinct. His hand is not guided by the eye, when he shoots at human hearts; but by the Divinity of his Genius: and therefore, though he never takes aim, he never misses the mark.

Impotens flammis simul & sagittis,
Iste lascivus puer ac renidens
Tela quam certo moderatur
— arcu!

While we poor mortals regulate our affairs by Reason, which is a la­borious faculty, and obnoxious to error; it is the priviledge of his Divini­ty, to be carried on by a quick and most certain [...], or force, to all his ends; and, like the Supreme Being, he is wise without deliberation or counsel. It is not then the prerogative of Iove alone, sapere & simul amare, to be wise and to love at once. For if wisdome be, scire quid sit optimum, then certainly a Lover is also wise, because he knows whats best; aliud enim (as Senecca) amare prae­ter optimum, nefas est. If after all this you will not allow him to be in his wits, pray consider what subtle devices, am­bushes, stratagems, and artifices he in­vents and makes use of, to take in that strong and by open fo [...]ce impregnable fortress of his Mistresses heart. Cast [Page 58] your eye upon those troops of Virgins, that are daily led Captives, as trophies of their Lovers wit and cunning: all which were of necessity to be deceived, before they could be taken, and by ar­tificial violence to be drawn to their own desires. For, they love more, to be ingeniously beguil'd, than to be lo­ved; and the readiest way to bring them into the circle of your embraces, is first to circumvent them with pretty fallaces and amorous treacheries. Now he that can with neat address, unper­ceived snares, and harmless frauds bring this to pass; either he is no Fool, or I am one to think him otherwise, and so was Virgil when he said — quis fa [...]ere possit amant [...]m? & Mantuan, when he said ‘Nam (que) dolos inspirat am [...]r, fraudes (que) ministrat.’ Nay, so far is this Passion from darken­ing the understanding, and casting a mist over the Eye of the Mind, that it rather illuminates and clears it. Wit­ness that pleasant Story in Boccace (which he borrowed from the Greeks, and which Beroaldus hath translated in­to Latin, and Beblius turned into ele­gant verse) of Cymon and Ephigenia. [Page 59] This Cymon, the Son of a Governor of Cyprus, was naturally so very a Fool, so stupid an indocil an Ass, that his Fa­ther being ashamed of his rude and ideot-like behaviour, sent him to be kept at a remote and solitary Grange of his in the Country. Where he walk­ing alone, as his custome was, by chance espied a beautiful young Gentlewom [...]n, Iphigenia, a Burgomasters Daughter of Cyprus, as she lay fast asleep with her Maid, in the cool shade of a little Thic­ket, with no envious cover, but a clean transparent Smock, that rather betray'd than conceal'd her excellent shape and whiter skin. At this surprising vision poor simple Cymon was astonisht; he stood leaning on his staff (for his legs were now unable alone to support his trembling body) gaping on this female Angel, unmoveable, and in a trance of wonder and amazement. Upon which Love immediately succeeding, and in a moment with its celestial raies dispel­ling all the foggs of his cold and phleg­matick brain, yea inspiring him as it were with a new and ingenious soul; he rowzd up himself; reflected upon the misery and dishonour of his late condi­tion, and put on a sprightly resolution [Page 60] to pursue his Nymph with Courtship and Gallantry, worthy her admirable Form, and his own noble extraction. To this purpose he the next day fol­lowed his retreating Fairy to the City, put on a becoming habit, and with it a graceful and obliging Mine: and ani­mated with hope, industriously imploy'd himself in learning Musick, dancing, fencing, and acquiring all other good qualities requisite in a Gentleman. So that in a very short time he was trans­formed from an Ideot, a Bartholmew­Cokes, a Clown, to a Bon Esprit, a Virtuoso, a Truwitt, in a word, to the most accomplish'd Gallant of the times: nor was Iphigenia so invincible to such assaulting perfections, as not by marri­age of him to appropriate to her self the fruits of the Miraculous Metamor­phosis the vision of her Beauties had wrought in him. Such power hath the sight of a fair Lady naked to cause Love; such power hath Love to cure the Lethargy of the Soul, and awaken it into Wit and Galantry, making a Heros of a Sott, in fewer minutes than the Writers of Romances can in years. I say, a Heros; because the same Cymon proved also famous at Arms, fought [Page 61] sundry combats, performed many he­roical exploits, and alwaies had Fortune for his Second: the same flame that en­lightned his understanding, having hea­ted his blood also, and kindled Cou­rage and Magnanimity in his heart.

At this you will the less wonder, if you remember what you have read in Cardan (lib. 2. de Sap.) who there occa­sionally recounting many of the admi­rable effects of Love, says thus. Ex vilibus generosos efficere solet, ex timidis andaces, ex avari [...] splendidos, ex agresti­bus civiles, ex crudelibus mansuctos, ex impiis religiosos, ex sordidis nitidos & cultos, ex duris misericordes, ex mutis eloquentes, &c. If you contemn this authority, I hope you will not dispute the Example of Sir Walter Manny in Edward the thirds time, who being stuck full of Ladies favours, fought like a Dragon: nor that of Ferdinand King of Spain, who (as Castilio thinks) had never conquer'd Granado, had not Queen Isabella and her Ladies been present at the Siege, it cannot be expres­sed, sayes our Author, what courage the Spanish knights derived from the ra [...]es of the Ladies eyes; a handful of amorou [...] Spaniards overcoming a multude of [Page 62] Moors. Every true Lover is wise, just, temperate and valiant, saith Agatho lib. 3. de Aulico) who doubts not therefore, but if a Prince had an Army of such Lovers, he might soon con­quer the whole world; except he met with the like Army of Inamorato's to oppose it. Plato then had reason, when (5. de Legibus) he would have women follow the Camp, to be both Spectators and Encouragers of noble Actions: it being his opinion, (in convivio) that Mars himself borrowed most of his va­lour from his love of Venus.

SECT. V.

HAving beheld this Proteus, Love, in some of those various shapes, wherein it usually appears; you are (I presume) thereupon inclined to think it may be no less unconstant to its Object, than it seems to be to it self. To ob­viate this scandalous mistake, therefore, I find my self obliged in the next place to evince, that the Judgments of Love are, like those of Fate, unalterable and perpetual; that it is constant and immu­table. He who can cease to love whom he hath once loved, doe's but dream he [Page 63] loved. For the conjunction of true Lo­vers hearts, like solemn Matrimony, admits of no divorce. When the Virgin Zone is untied, a knot is in the same in­stant knit, that can never be dissolved; sometimes, indeed, as the Gordian, it may be cut asunder. Death may be the Alexander to discind, but cannot untie it. Love ceases not, though what is loved hath ceas'd to be▪ When your Turtle hath molted all her beautiful feathers, and is grown old; you shall not cease to think her still the same, still amiable and youthful: and what of her charming feature [...] time hath impai­red, your affection will continually re­new; the pleasing Form now lost to your eye, shall be perpetually found fresh and lively in your mind. The fidelity of Remembrance shall countervail the cruelty of Age: which may by a natural Metamorphosis render your Wife a stranger to her former self, but hath not the more tyrannical power to alienate her from you. Nay, when Fate shall have torn her from your armes, even then shall you still retain and enjoy her in your imagination; you shall think her not dead, but only absent ▪ and as often as you mix embraces w [...]t [...] her [Page 64] kind Ghost, you shall deny her to have perish'd, Love shall make you triumph over Mortality; and in the ardor of your spiritual [...]ruition, you shall bid defiance to Destiny, crying out, Though you have seperated us, O Fatal Sisters! you have not divided us; yet we converse together, yet we are a pair, from others you have ta­ken away the Woman, from me not so much as her shadow. While she lived, we used but one Soul; now but one Body. Her Spirit is received into my breast, and there remains fixt, as in its proper Aste­rism and Heaven.

Thus Love seems to perform i [...]s course, as the Sun, in a Circle, alwaies returning to the point whence it set forth: so ending in it self, as alwayes to begin. For, no man loves, who can e­ver be able to love either, less, or not at all. Of love there can be no end, because no satiety. Like Heaven and a contemplative Mind, it is perpe­tually in motion, never at rest: yet that labour doth not weary, but refresh. Thus the end of one benefit, is a degree to­ward another: and the Soul provoked by a double ardor, cherishes first the per­son, and then its own obligations; ad a­mor is perennitatem sufficit amasse.

[Page 65]Notwithstanding Love be thus im­mortal, as being the proper affection of an immortal Soul, and devoted to an eternal Object, Good: yet can I not de­ny, but it is a kind of Death. For, who is ignorant that Lovers die as often as they kiss, or bid adieu: exhaling their Souls upon each othe [...]s lips. Like Apol­lo's Priests possessed with the spirit of Divination, they are transported out of themselves; their life is a perpetual Ex­tasie; they devest themselves of their own Souls, that they may be more hap­pily fill'd with others. I believe Py­thagoras his Metempsychosis or Transmi­gration of his Soul, when he loved, not when he philosophiz'd. At sight of a fair and well built house, our souls, like delicate and proud Ladies, grow weary of ther own homely dwellings, and are unquiet until removed thither: because they were not born, they affect to live, yea to be born again therein▪ Longing for the Elyzium of their Mi­stress breast, the only Paradise for Lo­vers Ghosts, they break the prison of their own, and anticipate the delivery of Death, and fly thither, as to the place of their eternal mansion. Who­ever thou art, th [...]t darest to doubt of [Page 66] these excursions of amorous Souls; let me advise thee attentively to observe, how the Soul of a Lover almost visibly flies to that part of the body, which approches neerest to his Panthea. If they joyn hands, you may perceive their souls to be palpably distributed in­to their fingers, mutually to take ho [...]d, and entwine each with other. If they stand side by side, their bowels yern, their hearts leap for joy, their spirits flow in crowds into their breasts, and raising strong palpitations, salute each other, as Clowns use to do, with thumps; as if they strove to dissolve the l [...]ga­ments of life and intermix embraces. What kind of Magique is that, by which the blood is made to overflow the cheeks with crimson waves, at the pre­sence of a dear friend; springing up out of the Arteries of the wounded Heart, as an index of its sufferings, no otherwise than the blood of a murdered man is said to flow forth afresh, to betray the Ho­micide? only with this difference, that the blood, in the case of Murder, flows, I know not by what instinct, [...]or re­venge: but in a Lovers blushes, for cure and remedy of his harm▪ See, how gree­dily his soul catcheth the sounds of her [Page 67] voice; and retired wholly into his ears, stands there watching every accent, nay is converted into the sense of Hearing, or rather into the very sounds it re­ceives. In exchanging words, they ex­change spirits: and immigrate into the wishes they utter. See, how their wan­dring souls in a continual efflux sally forth at their encontring eyes; and con­suming themselves in greedy looks, leave their bodies faint and liveless, ma­ny times falling into swoons and Synco­pes. To Lovers it is the same thing, to speak, and to expire; the same, to see, and to extramit themselves by the eye▪ to gaze, and to pass into the object. In them the Platonic opinion, that sight is performed by Extramission of rays holds true. Thus the whole Man hast­ning to get forth, crowds one while into the Ear, another into the Eye, sometimes into the Lips: suavia dans Agathoni, animam ipse in labra tenebam; was Plato's confession of himself; li­ving only in that part, wherein he at pre­sent enjoys his Fellow, his other and better half. Thus Love epitomizeth Human nature; compelling Men to breath and live more contractedly; and (like some imperfect Animals) to be [Page 68] content with one sense alone. But thus to reduce him from a necessity of many Organs or Instruments of life, sense and motion, to a capacity of existing more delightfully by one single Organ; is not to maim Man, but render him more perfect and divine. We will therefore, if you please, conclude this Paragraph with a pertinent Stanza of that incom­parable Critique in Love, old Chaucer: who in most lively and never-vading colours painting the surprize and asto­nishmen of Troilus, (till then a Wo­man-hater) at first sight of the fair Cre­seide, in her mourning habit, sparkling like a Diamond set in Jet; saith thus.

Lo, he that iete him selven so conning,
And scorned hem that loves paines drien,
Was full unware that love had his dwelling
Within the subtel streams of her [...]yen;
That sodainly him thought he felt dren,
Right with her loke, the spirit in his herte.
Blessed be love, that thus can folke con­verte▪

SECT. VI.

IN such spiritual efforts and sallies, the Body indeed suffers a manifest, though a grateful detriment; but (what's a won­der even for wise men) the soul acquires Augmentation. For, as if she were also definable by Extension, being by a cer­tain expansion more diffused than before, she that was originally the Guest of one breast, become's thenceforth the Go­verness of two. Confused betwixt two bodies, she scarcely knows for which she was first formed: but as it were sus­pended betwixt both, she perfectly in­forms neither. By one Law of Nature she is confined to one body; by ano­ther Law of the same Nature, Love, she is carried forth to animate and pos­sess another, which she strives to make equally her own: so that in this case you are obliged to acknowledge both a Di­minution and an Increment of her So­veraignty. Every Individual in love, is thenceforth a Number; carrying al­ways with him, as Antipheron did, an­other Himself: if at least he may pro­perly be said to be a Number, whom one computes, whom one distinguishes, [Page 70] whom the word Homo alone expresses; an Hermaphrodite and yet no Monster. By a fruitful error, to men in Love, as well as to men in Drink, all objects ap­pear double: yet no otherwise than the eyes themselves are double, which have one and the same motion, one and the same sight. Here you see a kind of pene­tration of Dimensions, two persons so closely embracing, as to fill up the same space, as to become one, as to destroy their embraces; for, embraces imply a difference. While, like ovids He [...]ma­phrodite, Salmacis, the person court­ing, and the person courted are one and the same; he knows not whether he love, or is beloved more truely; nor doth he enjoy, but is converted into his wish. Ah, Cupid, thy very bounty is mockery; thy favour, like that of Gran­dees in Court, hypocritical▪ while thou hidest within my breast, what I require to be in my arms. Thou art too propitious in making us one: rather di­vide us, that we may feel our selves to be what we would be, different in sex, one in will and desire. Obstat cupienti, nimium frui. To have her made the same with my self, whom I covet only as a Partner of my joys, is to prevent [Page 71] them. This excess of kindness, this assimilation of another to my self, makes me think, I do not embrace my Friend, but a shadow; which always treads in my footsteps, and imitates all my mo­tions. Stand farther from me, O my dearest, who art nearer to me than I am to my self; that I may enjoy that plea­sure, which consisteth in the knowledge of a Distinction.

But, alas! I forget my self, and wish a Contradiction. The same power that makes one of two, makes also two of one. The Arithmetick of Love is per­formed aswel by substraction, as by Mul­tiplication: nor do we think that sub­straction a loss, but a Compendium; un­less it be more advantage to have our strengths collected, than extended. E­very thing (you know) is so much the more perfect, by how much the more simple. To be comprehended within no space or number, is the prerogative of the Deity: and what is Best and Highest, can be but one. Love, there­fore, as it hath this Divine perfection of Unity; so hath it likewise that other of Self-communication. For, what is per­fect, is uncapable of addition or encrease otherwise than by Diffusion or Distri­bution [Page 72] of it self. The only Usury of Love, is to make others rich. This li­berality of conferring ones self upon an­other, is the only good Mankind can justly call his own, and the first Dona­tive of Heaven. Other things are the gifts of Fortune, which we can no more give, than the light of the Sun, or the common aer; nay, which we have scarcely right enough to appropriate to our selves. Whoever loves, then, comes neere to the Divine Nature; as placing his chief delight in doing good, in making another happy. Hence it is, that as Men of youthful and strong Bo­dies are naturally desirou [...] to beget issue of their Loins: so those of great and vigorous abilities of Mind feel in them­selves a certain noble ardor, that incites them to beget children of their under­standing, a praegnancy of the Brain, and most chaste Lust of propagating virtue; which is commonly named Platonique Love. Wherefore, Love is, in this re­spect at least; so far from proceed­ing from want (as Mr. Hobs derives it) that on the contrary it is the effect of wealth and abundance. Nor ought we longer to complain of Nature, as close­handed and niggardly in her Gifts to [Page 73] Mankind, since she hath been so indul­gent and bountiful in instituting this ingenious commerce, whereby every one both communicates himself, and receives another (for, by Love we do not sell, but exchange ourselves) yea transferrs into his own treasury whatever is excel­lent and divine in another; being a­dopted heir to anothers riches, he be­comes more accomplished by endow­ment, and in another supplies his own defects. This Munificence of Love in communicating whatever it thinks good and delectable, is evident even in the de­light of sensual Fruition, which being a pleasure consisting in a conjunction not only of two Persons of different sexes, but also of two different Appetites in each Person; viz. to please, and to be pleased; and the former of these two Ap­petites being an Affection of the Mind consisting in the Imagination of power to please: it necessarily follows, that each p [...]rty becomes so much the more joy'd or pleased in himself, by how much the more able he finds him to please or cause joy in the other. So that they rival each other in the Communi­cation of delight. The same may be said also of Platonique Love, or generous [Page 74] Charity; the delight whereof consisting likewise in the exercise of ones power or ability to enrich the understanding of an­other, and impraegnate his Mind with the seeds of Virtue: the Socrates must be so much the more delighted in his own Mind, by how much the more he finds the Alcibiades better'd by his in [...]tructi­ons▪ Here's all the difference, the delight of sensual Love depending partly upon the powers of the Body, is therefore fu­rious, short of duration, and subject to decay: the Platonique depending solely upon the Mind, whose powers are per­petual, is therefore calme, of one equal tenour, and everlasting.

Here finding my boat unexpectedly brought upon the blessed coast of the New Atlantis, or terrestrial Paradice, FRIENDSHIP, where the aer is perpe­tually clear and serene, the sea pacific, and the land spontaneously fertil; a place wherein nothing is found but Consolations, whose King, Altabin, is a wise man; whose peaceful inhabitants are rich in their contempt of all pecuniary Commerce within themselves; where the Tirzan, or true Father of the Vine, Love, composes all differences, and ex­tinguish [...] all animosities; and where [Page 75] the Sons and Daughters of Bensalem live in perfect amity and concord: be­ing come, I say, to this happy Port, give me leave my dear Friend, here to cast anchor, and end my voyage. I had designed to sail farther, to discover what that wonderful something in Love is, which we observe to be more pow­erful than all Calamites, more august than Honour, more splendid than Ri­ches, more delightful than Pleasures, more sovereign than Empire▪ more ve­nerable than Autority, more charming than Beauty, more illustrious than Wis­dom; that for which we contemn and trample upon all those glorious things, so much either feared, or adored by the world; yea, for which alone we do not contemn, but esteem and worship them: that, which so fully pleaseth alone, that even the vilest things please for the sake thereof; which enjoye's this privilege of Majesty, that nothing can turn to its dishonour; which is above the reach of Infamy, and can honest even vice it self. But, perceiving the Needle of my Co­gitations, no less than that of my Af­fections, to fix it self on that point of the Compass, wherein you and I seek for Happiness in this life, our constant [Page 76] Friendship: I confess, my Mind is so intirely taken up with the ravishing Contemplation thereof, that I cannot at present divert it to prosecute what I intended to speak, concerning seve­ral other admirable and stupendious ef­fects of this Heroick Passion; whereof I have here drawn no perfect Picture, but only a rude Scetch, or rather a few gross and confused lines, by way of supple­ment to Your more artificial Represen­tation of it, in your Ephesian Matron. Let us, therefore, now (if you please) goe ashoar, and repose our selves in the newly mention'd Island of Bensalem, (where though we be not advanced to the honour of being Fellows or Bre­thren of Salomons House; yet we may be well received into the House of stran­gers) reserving what remains untouch­ed of our Argument for another diver­tisement; and in the mean time, with our dearly beloved Don Geffrey,

Beseeching every Lady bright of hewe,
And every gentil woman, what she be,
Albeit that our Matrons were untrue,
That for that gílte ye be not wroth with me.
Ye may in other Bokes their gilte se.
And gladder I would write, if that ye leste,
Penelopes truth, and faith of good Alceste.
[Page 77]Ne saie I nat this all only for these men,
But most for women that betraied be
Through fals folke (God yeve hem sorowe,
That with great witte and subtiltie (amen)
Betraien you; and this meveth me
To speke, and in effect you all I praie,
Bethe ware of men, and herkeneth what I say.
But God forbid, but a woman can
Ben as true and loving as a man.
For it is deintie to us men to [...]inde.
A man, that can in love be trewe and kind.
Thus endeth now my tale, and God us sende
Taling enough unto our lives ende. ¶
FINIS.

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  • Evelin of Imployment
  • Dryden's Annus Mirabilis.
  • Quevedo's Visions.
  • Wallers Poems.
  • Denhams Poems.
  • Donns Poems.
  • Crashaws Poems.
  • Judgements of God against Atheisme and Prophaneness.
  • Fleckno's Loves Dominion.
  • The Ephesian Matron.
  • Cimmerian Matron, to which is added the Misteries and Miracles of Love.
Octavo's small.
  • Bishop King's Poems.
  • Game at Chess-Play.
  • Davenant's Declamations
  • Flecknoes Diarum
  • Honest Ghost.
  • Horace, his Odes and Epodes.
  • Kellison on the 51 Psalm.
  • [Page]Method of Reason; des C [...]rtes.
  • Musarum Deliti [...].
  • Pantagruel's Prognostication▪
  • Heroick Education.
  • Lo. Castlemains Account of Candi [...].
  • Carew's Poems.
  • Sir Will. Davenant's Madagascar
  • Sir. Will. D [...]venants Gondibert.
Large Twelves.
  • Rawleighs Ghost.
  • Gregory Nazianzen's Orations in Eng­lish.
  • Bishop Kings Psalms.
  • Mazarines and Oliver Cromwels Design to surprise Ostend.
Small Twelves.
  • Amourus Fantasme, a Play.
  • Enchanted Lovers, a Play.
  • Balsacs Converson of the Roman.
PLAYES, Folio and Quarto.
  • Adventures of Five hours.
  • Mustapha.
  • [Page] Henry the Fifth▪
  • Just Italian.
  • Unfortunate Lovers.
  • Love and Honour.
  • Albovine King of the Lombards.
  • Cruel Brothe [...]s.
  • Cruelty of the Spaniards in P [...]r [...]
  • History of Sir Francis Drake.
  • Siege of Rhodes, first and second Parts.
  • Nuptial of Pelius and Thetis.
  • The Widow, a Comedy.
  • Love in a Tub.
  • Rival Ladies, a Comedy.
  • Indian Emperour.
  • Am [...]zone Queen.
  • Pompey the Great.
  • Maiden Queen.
  • The Usurper, a Tragedy.
  • Cutter of Colemanstreet.
  • The Carnival, a Comedy.
  • Mayor of Queenborough.
  • Tarugo's Wiles, or the Coffee-house▪
  • Duke of Lerma.
  • Villain, a Tragedy.
  • Dryden's Essay of Poesie▪
  • Duel of the Staggs.

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