Any thing for a quiet life; Or the Married mans bondage to a curst Wife. To the tune of Oh no, no, no, not yet; or Ile neuer loue thee more.
ANy thing for a quiet life a Yong man faine would [...]:
To serue his Master out his time, and please his Mistris too:
His bondage wisht for liberty, that he might haue a wife
At his owne will, for to doe still any thing for a quiet life.
In haste he chose himselfe then one, and quickly was he wed:
But crooked cares of houshold charge, molested much his head.
His wedding shooes no sooner off, but his commanding wife
Did make him pray, and often say, Any thing for a quiet life.
His wife (yong [...]asse) grew wāton sick, within a day or two:
And long'd, she knew not well for what, as many women doe.
The daintiest things that could be got, he gaue vnto his wife,
And for her sake, did vndertake any thing for a quiet life.
With Plums, and Peares, & Cherries ripe, of twenty shillings a pound,
With Pescods newly from the bloome, if any might be found.
All which he must goe seeke forthwith, to please his longing wife:
Thus married men doe now and then, to haue a quiet life.
Seurn Holydayes in one weeke, she still desired to make,
And euery day to lye till noone, for feare her head should ake.
For want of sleepe would trouble sore this his yong teeming wife.
That would haue dyed, if he denyed any thing for a quiet life.
For breakefast in her bed she had a Cawdle of Muskadine:
And then with Woodcocks and with Larks, she must rise vp and dine:
Where [...]e kind-hearted married man, giues welcome to his wife:
For doe but craue, quoth he, and haue, any thing for a quiet life.
At last her Child-bed time drew on, where money must be spent:
In dainty Lawnes & Cambricks fine, or else no way content.
Her house must be as well set out, as any Citie wife:
Thus fill'd with care, he must not spare, any thing for a quiet life.
Her Nurses weekely charge likewise, with many a Gossips feast:
He well perceiu'd, when purse grew light, and emptied was his Chest.
The Sugar Plums, & sweet Conserues to please his Child-bed wife:
Both night and day, gréeu'd him to say, Any thing for a quiet life.