[Page] THE PHILOSOPHERS SATYRS, WRITTEN BY M. ROBERT ANTON, of Magdalen Colledge in Cambridge.
LONDON, Printed by T. C. and B. A. for Roger Iackson, and are to be sold at his shop in Fleetstreet, ouer against the great Conduit. 1616.
TO THE RIGHT HONOVRABLE, WILLIAM, LORD HERBERT EARLE OF Pembrooke, Baron of Cardiffe, Marmion, and Saint Quintin, one of his Maiesties most honourable priuie Counsell, and Knight of the most noble order of the Garter. Robert Anton wisheth a happy life militant and triumphant.
I Remember (Right Honourable, the whining complaint of the Poet concerning vertue: Credo pudicitiam Saturno: rege moratam delapsum in coelis: 'Tis the iron age, and vertue must haue Estredge like concoction, or else die in an Hospitall for want of a Patron. Tis well she is stellified in heauen: for earth is her locall place of torment: I haue been a sad spectator of her iniuries, and deplore her miserable exile; yet her ecclipse by the interposition of vice is not a totall defect of her heauenly light, but partiall and limited, yet how prodigious it is, the tragicall changes of this age can truly prophesie. Some Surgeon might haue begd a dead body from the fanges of execution, whose Anotomy might haue taught the age the constitution of vice, impostumated with murder and hot raind affections. My prayer is more charitable, then Cynicall to wish any plants of such an vnfortunate tree, I haue seene vice adored with her superstitious Imagerie, and I wish all true Protestants to vertue rather to die Martyrs, then [Page] reuolt from her profession, in whose faith your honour is held a most religious professor, the sects of vice are more then in Amsterdam, to whose errors I oppose my booke, as an eager disputant. The motions of this planitarie satire are regular and presented in a maske of a seuenfold vniformity. Appeare Philosopher in thy vndaunted humor of grauity, & spit defiance in the face of scurrile satirrisme: lend heauenly whipcord, and borrow correction from the Sunne: fetch blood from the whole body of Nature, and the sixe planets lay on load on the stigmatick shoulders of vice. This book was conceiued in dog-daies, and must bite, the signe is in Scorpio, and the planets in their most criticall mansion. Be as the world thinkes you, vertuous, and reade this booke with a more then laurell resolution. The thunder hath no power ouer a consecrated and vertuous mind, it smites onely strong timbred villanies. Kings haue accepted rootes from a Philosopher: the gift is small: yet it calls you Lord, and me master. A satire is musicke worthie of Pithagor as his opinion, especially, when the planets dance a heauenly lauolto, they are nimble spirited and actiue, and onely hope for the passiue part of your noble patronage.
TO THE COVRTEOVS AND Iudicious Reader.
WHo ere thou art, that art intellectuall, be thou my Organist, and let thy soule, which with Philosophers is but a harmonie, keepe time with this Musicall maske of the Spheares. I haue laboured here to present Art and Nature without their vgly periwiggs of obsceane and shallow Poetry, and haue distinguisht the confusion of time from a graue and methodical dialect. How poore and naked doth that labour appeare, that hath no other clothes, but the sustian of Apes, and base imitation: how like a Bedlam looks a Poet by nature, that neuer writes but in full Moones of surfets, and Bacchanalian quotations of young Gentlemens ruins and dice consuming Lordships: how poore a Graduate is learning, whē it keeps acts in tenebris, & murders the Presse with fellonious Pamphlets stolne frō the imperfections of their deerest friends, nay, purloined frō their own scabbed dispositions, and vlcerous inclinations: I must confesse my selfe to bee a sorrowfull patient in my owne defects, yet a phisicall proficient in their remedies. I take no pleasure in the incision of other men. Onely [Page] I reade an Anotomie lector of their vices. Comment vpon me with iudgement, not censure, and thou shalt find thy soule brimfull of emulation, but void of enuie: for others that are not borne with a generous infusion, I hold with Galen, that the temperament of their soules, followes the temperament of their grosse and sottish bodies; and therefore basely vncapable.
IN SATYRAS DIGNISSIMAS et vere Phylosophicas amici sui verissimi Roberti Anton.
To his [...] friend. R. A.
TO THE AVTHOR.
THE PHILOSOPHERS SEVEN Satyrs, aluding to the seuen Planets. And first of his Section of heauen.
Of Heauen.
[Page 7]REVERENDISSIMO IN CHRISTO Patri Domino Archiepiscopo, totius Angliae Primo & Metropolitano, faustam & inexhaustam precatur, musarum par pusillus, Robertus Anton, Salutem in Domino.
Of Saturne. ♄
REuerentiae tuae, sanae, cōscientiae, fidei, et ceteris virtutis tuae dotibus deuotissimus; minutissimus ego huius mundi atomus, gratiae tuae solare iubar iubeo saluere. Inter tantam huius venenosae aetatis caligantem miseriam, ecce quam diaphanum et perspicuum apparet tuae virtutis lumen, inter tant as et prodigiosas honoris ecclipses, et defectus, sphaera tui solis nullam patitur vim, aut conscientiae, aut famae: sed apud antipodes, et homines ecclesiae oppositos, maximam consequitur laudem; et aeternum memoriae obeliscum. O gloriosum monumentū, quod nec aes Cyprium, sed virtutis extruxit artificiū: sed ô tempora (clamant aulici) de veneno! Causidici deiure corrupto! Clerici de beneficio! Quis Iupiter haec suspiria demulcet; sunt haec mortalium communia (absit) vt sint prodigia in hac catholica lacrymarum Abysso, sympathia quadā patior ego Academicus, quis satyromastix mordicus, non erit impatiens? [...]ū monstra haec cū tanto strepitu tam horrendum emittunt foetum; et terra, cum coelo patitur violentiam: heu quanta patimur! cum musarum alumni fulmine hoc attoniti obstupescimus: modulamur lepidè, viuimus misere: non vbera porrigit mater [Page 8] Academia: vae nobis apud ecclesiasticos darivacuum; apud philosophos nequaquam clamitant vulgi, non esse motum generationis, sed corruptionis: haec communis glossa populi; hinc lachrimae nostrae; hinc singultus, et gemitus virtutis penè sepultae: quae adeo squalida, et pannosa apparet: vt nulla fides fronti: Asylum tuum inter haec efflagito: tu qui Atheis strenue effulges obstaculum, mihi adsis et opusculo, propugnaculum, quod scripsi, tua venerabili, et paterna indulgentia, nullam patietur apostasiam, aut authorem suum abnegabit: lurida aetas suauiorem non meretur fabulam, aut cantilenam; quàm vitiosam illius corruptelam acctoso plectro profligare; cetera sileo: supplex pro tua in terris vita, in coelis corona, militans ego non triumphans musophilos finem impono.
THE PHILOSOPHERS SECOND Satyr of Saturne. ♄
Of Iubiter. TO THE HIGH AND MIGHTIE PRINCE CHARLES a long life, mortall and immortall.
THE PHILOSOPHERS THIRD Satyr of Iupiter. ♃
TO THE RIGHT HONOVRABLE THE EARLE OF ESSEX, BARON OF EWE: R. A. wisheth all grace with heauen and earth.
Of Mars. ♂
NOble Lord, Themistccles desired the art of obliuion. I the practick of memorie, whose hell and heauen presentiue facultie cannot produce a fairer forme of eternitie, then in the vnimitable Idea of your Mars borne honourable Father, the best of his fortunes I could wish were traduced to you, and the best of his actions deseruing a fixt constellation, as totally diffused through euery noble veine of your Honour as the best part of your essence is in your bodie the contemplatiue part of time admits not a fairer prospectiue of Honour. The character of Mars is but his counterseit, and I could wish it yours by adoption, Arts and Armes should be like hypocrates twinnes reciprocall in their first [Page 34] ingredience, and borne together with a most sweet and louing sympathie. The merit of a Souldier and a Scholer hates poligamie, and are but one flesh. I know you are nobly tutored in the one, and I could wish you Laurcated in the other. The poyson of the times hath no better. Antidote then vertue: the least doze of it makes honor nobly preseruatiue. I haue here prescribed it, and may it worke in you his phisicall operation: my dutie bound to the stricktest, and most peremptorie remembrance of your Honour: administers this diet: disgest, and be a long liude patient, it is the Souldiers cordiall, and a Noble restoratiue.
THE PHILOSOPHERS FOVRTH Satyr of Mars. ♂
TO THE RIGHT WORSHIPFVLL AND VERTVOVS LADIE, THE Ladie Anne Randyll, health in both the Worlds.
Of Venus. ♀
THE PHYLOSOPHERS FIFT Satyr of Venus. ♀.
TO THE RIGHT WORSHIPFVLL AND WORTHY GENTLEMAM Sir Iohn Woodward Knight, R. A. wisheth the best temporall happinesse, and future riches.
Of Mercurie. ☿.
WOrthie Sir, me thought I obserued in you a Saintlike adoration of vertue, not to her Image, but to her substance: your actions crownes your worthy intentions, and speakes you more then Gentleman like formalitie: the eager appetite of her beautie makes me present her to you vnmaskt, and vnpainted with adulterate complexion: your incouragements are massie, and this labour Geometrically proportioned to your person. Your onely character is to be ingenious and generous: I haue prooued it, you may hap finde your natiuitie calculated vnder some of these Planets: when their influence shall in some of them answer to your acute conceite, I stand bound to you, that haue so nobly espoused [Page 56] this labour for your bedfellow, as Alexander kept Homers Iliades▪ vnder his pillow: this quintessence extracte [...] from the Phylosophicall body of art without quacke saluing poetrie: may perhaps teach you more then Paracelsian skill in the spirits of vertue: and make you more then a bare professor of Alcumie, rich and wealthie in the practise of her: you know her grounds are infallible: seeke her therefore in these Satyrs, and proue rich in her Elixar.
THE PHILOSOPHERS SIXTH Satyr of Mercurie. ☿
TO THE RIGHT HONOVRABLE THOMAS LORD WINDESOR, R. A. wisheth a prosperous perpetuitie of health and happinesse.
Of the Moone. ☽
MY noble Lord, I much applaude your contemplatiue election in retiring your selfe with many worthy examples, as Cato to Picen, and Scipio to a Farme to a contented countrie life. You see the poyson of populous places, and the Babel fall of popularitie, the vicissitude of times are full of pestilent perils. Let your Noble vertues make you happie in knowing your selfe, and canonicall in making vse of the greatest ruines of higher fortunes; my loue and ancient duty contend both to gratifie your honour. Reade here the mutabilitie of time, and be reseruing in your Noble nature: what you find doctrine and vsefull: tis a handfull, but infinite in my loue and seruices. And I conclude with the Poet, Non rebus exiguis vacat abesse Ioui.