THE ABVSES OF THE ROMISH CHVRCH ANATOMIZED.
Their Lying.
AVgustus, Emperor of Rome, in the Tryumph which he made of Marke Anthony and Cleopatra, brought with him to Rome a Priest, of Egypt, aged threescore yeres, who in all the dayes of his life neuer told any lye: In regard whereof the Senate presently ordained that hee should be made free, and created Pontifex Maximus: also, that a Statue should be erected for him, and placed amongst those [Page]of the most renowned men of all the Ancients. In the dayes of Claudius, Emperour likewise of Rome, there died a man in Rome named Pamphylus, who neuer told any matter of truth in all his life time, but euermore had his chiefe delight in lying, which caused the Emperour to giue commaund, that no graue should be graunted to his body, but his goods were confiscated, his house ruined, and his wife and children banished out of Rome, to the end that no memory might remaine of so venemous a beast.
If the same order were among the Papall Frye still in force, wee might hope, that either wee should haue more Truth-tellers, or fewer I yers: But that custome is now abolished, and this vice of Lying raignes more among these Masse-monging Priests, then any people vnder Heauen: Witnesse those many lyes which they tell of their Saints▪ as for example: Saint Denis the Areopagite, (say-they) tooke vp his head after it was stricken off, and carried it in his hand two miles. They say further, that Saint Bernac turned Oke leaues into loaues, stones into Fishes, water into Wine, and that he sayled ouer the Sea vpon a stone, as an hundred and fifty of Ioseph of Arimathea's [Page]company did vpon his sonnes Shirt, and Fryer Herueus vpon his Mantle. They goe on, and tell you, that Saint Nicholas whilest hee lay in his cradle, fasted Wednesdayes, and Fridayes, on which da [...]es he would neuer sucke aboue once. They report moreouer, That Bishop Tryan hauing killed his Cow and his Calfe to entertaine Saint Patricke and his company, found both of them the next morning feeding in the meadow. They further tell of Saint Dominickes books, how they fell into a Riuer, lay there three dayes, and so many nights, but were found afterward by a Fisherman, and taken vp as drie as a feather. They say farther, that Saint Romuala deliuered high poynts of Diuinity as soone as he was borne, and presently after that hee was baptized, made a learned Sermon. They deliuer also, that Saint Margaret being swallowed by a Dragon, had no sooner made the signe of the Crosse; but the Dragon burst asunder, and out shee came as sound as a Trout. They say also, that a man who neuer saw further then the length of his nose, opening Xauiers Tombe, and rubbing his eyes with his hand straightway recouered his sight. Yea, they are not ashamed to affirme, that Ignatius Loyola was rapt [Page]vp into heauen, and saw the holy Trinity in three Persons, and one Essence, and that God shewed him the paterne of the world which he layd before him when he made it. They report also, that Frier Bennet of AreZZe being cast into the Sea in a Tempest, was inuironed with a little cloud, and carried to the terrestriall Paradise, whom when [...], and Elijah saw, they demaunded of him what hee was? And when they heard he was Saint Francis his brother, they danced for ioy, and led him about to shew him euery corner of Paradise; from whence hee was carryed backe againe ouer the Sea in a little Cloud, which marueilously astonished those that beheld it. They goe on still, and would make you beleeue that one time, whilest Saint Dunston was at his deuotion, the Deuill looked in at the windowe, in the shape of a beautifull Damsell, thinking to allure him to lust: but he hating such abhominable filthinesse, tooke the said Deuill by the nose with a paire of hote tongs. Neither doe they heere cease, but tell wonders surpassing credit, of Saint Thomas Becket: For they auerre, That when Ail [...]ardus for stealing of a great Whetstone, (which the Authour that writes it best deserued) [Page]was by sentence of Law depriued of his eyes, and virilities, vpon prayer to Saint Thomas, he had all restored againe: Yea, euen a bird hauing beene taught to speake, flying out of her Cage, and now ready to be seazed on by a Sparrow-Hawke, sayd onely, Saint Thomas helpe me, and her enemy fell presently dead, but she escaped, and (belike) reported it: Yea, in his life time the Virgin Mary her selfe was contented to bee his Sempster, and sowed his shirt with red Silke.
But these forgeries be onely fit for Monks to indite, Children to reade, and Fooles to beleeue, inuented at the first to deceiue poore ignorant people, who cannot perceiue this their abhominable lying, being nuzled and fostered all their life long in Ignorance, by a commaund from his Holinesse, least they should descry their intollerable wickednesse. And therefore I will not dwell any longer vpon this poynt, but conclude it with a proofe of their Lying: for in the Raigne of King Richard the second, King of England, their lying was growne to such a passe, that it was held as good an Argument to reason thus, Hic est Frater, Ergo Mendax, He is a Frier, [Page]and therefore a Lyer; as to say, Hoc est Album, Ergo coloratum: This thing is white, and therefore coloured.
Their Gluttonie, and Drunkennesse.
HItherto we haue seene them lying, now let vs see them walking like the tops of trees, tossed to and fro with the winde. Let vs also view their Gu mandizing and Glttony. That these vices are not wanting in them, is euidently proued by that prayer of theirs to their good Saint Dominicke, which runnes thus:
Take him also for a witnesse, who saith, [Page]
And him who saith of them,
Take his testimony likewise, who saith of their Monkes:
But because I will not bee too tedious in so plaine a case as this is, I will conclude this poynt also, with that Epigram which was made vpon Saint Anthonie, the Saint for Swine:
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Thus much for their Gluttony and Drunkennesse.
Their Lecherie.
AFter Gluttony and Drunkennesse, followe necessarily Lechery and wantonnesse: and therefore seeing we haue prooued them immeasurable Drunkards, we may also conclude, that they are intolerable licentious, and extreamely addicted to the lust of the flesh. And that they are in this vice nothing inferiour, or lesse expert, then in their Lying, or Drunkennesse, the many bones of children found about Monasteries, may bee a sufficient witnesse: yet that wee may not be deficient in examples, take these as witnesses of their Fornicating: An Abbatesse in Lombardie rising hastily from a Priest, (with whom shee had layne that night) to take a Nun with her Paramour, put on the Priests Breeches, in stead of her Vaile, vpon her head, which the poore Nun perceiuing, desired her first to tye the strings of her Coyfe, and then to speake. The Abbatesse perceiuing her errour, changed the copie of her countenance, and departed. [Page]Take another example or two. A certaine Franciscan in a Towne of Perigrod at the marriage of his Hosts daughter, caused meat to bee serued into his Chamber, for himselfe and his fellow Fryer, making scruple to sit at the Table with the rest of the Guests, yet made no Conscience after Supper to goe to bedd with the Bride in humilitie, taking the same paines with her in charitie, which he knew the Bridegroome meant to take: Yea, euen their holy Saints, whom so religiously they adore, are not free from this vice, which wee may prooue by the Tale of that Nun, who hauing a sore thigh, besought Saint Dominicke, that shee might be restored to her limbes againe; Falling asleepe, she thought she saw Saint Dominicke close by her, taking from vnder his Cope a strong smelling Oyntment, wherewith hee annoynted her thigh. And when shee asked him what it was, hee told her, that it was called, The Oyntment of Lone: which we may vnderstand to be the priuate familiaritie which was betwixt them. In the time of Pope Paulus the third, the number of Whores which were in his Register, amounted to fortie and fiue thousand; and yet this was but a small number, [Page]compared with that which was before this Popes time. His Holinesse himselfe is many times giuen to this vice, as we may perceiue by the Epitaph of Pope Alexander the sixt his daughter, which runnes after this manner:
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If then the Popes be thus, how can wee expect that his Cardinalls should be better? Surely they are as ill as their Master: Witnesse the Popes holy Cardinall, Iohannes Cremensis, who being sent by Honorius the second hither into England, in the dayes of King Henry the first, to redresse the sinneseeming abuse of the Cleargie, in retaining and vsing according to Gods owne Ordinance, the societie of their wiues; vpon the birth day of the blessed Virgin, made a solemne Oration in praise of Virginitie and Chastitie, with a terrible Inuectiue against maried Priests; and to amplifie their [Page]sinne the more, hee shewed what extreame impietie it was to rise from the bed of vnlawfull lust, (for so was their chaste marriage tearmed) and with polluted hands to touch the Sacrament of the Body of Christ, but the same night following, hee hauing that very day consecrated that holy Sacrament, was himselfe taken with a whoore. If the Popes Holinesse, and his reuerend Cardinalls be thus wicked, wee cannot expect that the Minorites, or pettie fiue farthing Fryers should bee any whit better? If the root bee vnsound, how can the branches flourish? Assuredly they follow the steps of their Superiours, as in all other vices, so in this of Lechery more especially, witnesse him who saith:
Witnesse also him who saith of their holy Fathers in generall:
Take his testimonie also, who saith of them:
But least they should say, that these testimonies haue been deuised by men of our Profession, to disgrace them and theirs let vs heare what Mantuan, one of their owne Sect saith of them:
And another of their owne Profession witnesseth, that the first prey which Souldiers sought for when they entred any Towne, was Priests Lemmans: But this their Lechery was dearely bought and well paide for; when Mounsieur d' Avanchi a French man, admitted two Franciscans into his Castle, made them good Cheere, and to make an end of their kinde entertainment: [Page]Hee told them he would pleasure either of them with his pretty wench. They refusing his kind offer at the first, he requested them to make bold with him, telling them withall, that hee well considered they were but flesh and blood as other men were. In the end he locked them all into a chamber together, and returning thither about an houre after, hee asked them howe they had done; and vnderstanding that they had not beene idle: O wicked Hypocrites, said hee, is this the way to ouercome temptation? and hauing so said, hee stripped them as naked as my naile, and hauing whipped them as long as himselfe and men could lay on load, he sent them away all naked as they were, to teach them to fight another time more valiantly against such temptations, or not to giue them the encoūter. One of Marquis Berengers Chaplaines also in Italy paid deare for his pleasure, when being taken and stripped naked for playing naught with his Mistris, he lost that part wherewith he offended: Let this suffice to haue spoken of their lewd, and licentious liuing.
Their Couetousnesse.
BVt are they cleere or free from Couetousnesse? nothing lesse. Witnesse their wandring from place to place, and crauing the beneuolence of those people, whom they farre exceed in wealth: Witnesse also that auncient Disticke.
Witnesse likewise that Epigram.
And this.
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And that,
Witnes also that made of Pope Alexander the sixt.
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When King Henry the first his Embassadour, told the Pope that his Master would not loose his right in the Investitures of the Church for the losse of his Kingdome. The Pope answered, I will not suffer him to inioy them without punishment, no not for the sauing of my head. This made one brand them [Page]with this marke, that the clemencie of the Papall See is neuer wanting to any so long as the Red and the White make intercession for them.
Their Auarice may also be seene in their Indulgences, Pardons, Maggot-eaten Reliques, Paxes, Crucifixes, Trentals, Dirges, Pictures of Saints, Bulls, hallowed Beanes, Holy water, Exorcismes, and a thousand such fables and bables, which were too long and too wearisom a taske to relate, all which are inuented for no other end and purpose, but by drawing money from the poore Ignorants, to fill and stuffe the Popes Coffers. We may also call to witnesse their couetousnesse, that best Fire in the Popes Kitchin, Purgatory, which was found out for nothing else, but that poore people not knowing any thing to the contrary, might giue lands and liuings to these Masse-monging Priests, to the end that they by saying so many Masses, Dirges, Aue Maries, and the like for their soules, might rid them out of that (as they thinke) fearefull place. I will conclude this point with that of the Poet: ‘—Heu Romae, nunc sola pecunia regnat.’
Their Blasphemie.
HEere my haire startles, and my Pen is euen ready to fall out of my hand, considering the many execrable and abominable blasphemies which their hearts haue conceiued, their mouthes vttered, yea, and their hands committed to writing: to such a height are they growne of impietie, abusing and wresting Scriptures (like a nose of waxe) to their owne ends, and applying those things to themselues, which were meant of Christ. Alexander the third hauing commaunded the Emperour Fredericke to prostrate himselfe, and aske him pardon for his offences; the Emperour kneeled: This gentle Pope, setting his foot vpon his throat, or (as some say) vpon his necke, most blasphemously applyed those wordes to himselfe, which were vnderstood of Christ, It is written, Thou shalt walke vpon the Aspe and the Basiliske, the young Lyon and the Dragon shalt thou tread vnder thy feete. The Emperour highly offended for this contempt, answered, [Page]I doe not this to thee, but to Saint Peter. The Pope treading vpon him the second time, said, Et mihi, & Petro, Both to me and to Saint Peter. Pope Leo the tenth hearing one of his Cardinalls preach, who chused his Text out of the New Testament, burst foorth into these execrable blasphemous words, O what great Riches haue wee got by this Fable of Christ? Pope Julius the third louing a Peacocke very well, and missing it one time from his Table, asked where it was? Answere was made, That his Physicions had giuen charge hee should eate none, because it was preiudiciall to his health. He being most blasphemously bent, presently replies, Fetch mee my Peacocke, Ce dispetto de Dio. When his Cardinalls, and other followers besought him not to bee so angry, hee still perseuers in his impietie, and answeres them, If God were so angry for an Apple, as that hee cast our first parents out of Paradise, why may not I who am his Vicar, be thus angry for a Peacocke, which is a greater matter then an Apple.
A Priest of Lorraine holding a Pixe or boxe full of vnconsecrated singing Cakes, (as they tearme them) shuffled them together, [Page]saying, Yee little Whoresons, ye little Whoresons, which of you will bee God to day? One praying to our Lady holding her young Babe in her armes, (whom so religiously they adore and worship) and hauing receiued such an answer as pleased him not, by one that stood behind the Image, and iudging by the voyce that it was the Child that spake, said, Hold your peace, and let your Mother speake, who is wiser then you. Yea, they are not content thus blasphemously to abuse God and his diuine Word, but they must boast also of this their wickednesse.
And are not (I pray you) their prayings to Saints, yea worse then that, to stockes and stones, so many blasphemies against Gods sacred Maiestie? Is it not a most execrable blasphemy, to make our Lady equall, yea, aboue our Sauiour? making him but a halfe, yea, no Sauiour at all.
If this bee not Blasphemy in the highest degree, I would gladly know what it is? But let them take heed, and consider with whome they haue to doe, when thus they mocke GOD, euen with him whose eyes cannot behold Iniquitie, but will repay the committers thereof. This [Page]sinne of Blasphemy hath hee in all ages punished in the highest degree. Witnesse Lucius, a notorious blasphemer of Christes Diuinitie, who was deuoured with dogs. Arrius had such a loosenesse of belly, that hee voyded his Intrailes. Lewes the eleuenth, King of Fraunce, beholding certaine Tennis-players, with his wife, amongst other talke, said, Hee hoped to doe nothing hereafter which should offend GOD: which words were no sooner out of his mouth, but hee fell downe speachlesse, and languishing a few houres, dyed in the same place.
Sophocles writeth, That before Aiax went to the Siege of Troy, his father counselled him to fight valiantly, but withall, to pray to GOD for Victory, whereto Aiax answered, Adiutore Deo, vel ignavus vincere potest, Ego sine Deo. And therefore God smote him with a Frenzie, so that hee went about the field, slaying the silly Sheepe and Cattell, supposing that they had been his enemies; and when this was done, hee kills himselfe on the point of his owne Sword.
One in an Inne laughing at those which [Page]spoke of Christ, offered to sell his soule for a cup of Wine: one hauing bought it off him, the Deuill being among them like a Swaggerer, bought it at the second hand, and then making challenge of his Bargaine, hurryed him away with him in the ayre, after which time he was neuer seene.
Certaine Gamesters at Mantua breaking foorth into blasphemy against our blesse [...] Sauiour, their eyes fell on the Table. And a childe at Rome not aboue fiue yeares of age, blaspheming the Name of God, was carryed away by the Deuill, from betweene his parents armes. And a Marriner at Ragouse, most fearefully tearing and rending GOD asunder with his bloudie Oathes, fell into the Sea, and was not seene, till certaine dayes after, that hee was found on the Shoare, where his Bodie was taken vp intire and whole, the Tongue onely excepted.
And that I may not bee too tedious in a poynt so euident, wee may see it in the two Popes afore-mentioned, Leo the tenth and Iulius the third; the first of which being ouer-ioyed for a Victory receiued against the French, reuelled three dayes [Page]and so many nights together, and then dyed with Drunkennesse: The latter of them came most miserably to a shamefull end.
Seeing then this sinne neuer escapes vnpunished, what hope can these Blasphemers haue? Doe they thinke God is not so iust, or more mercifull then heretofore hee hath beene? Or doe they thinke hee sleepes, or winkes, and will not see their impietie? It is blasphemy to thinke either. Let them therefore eyther amend, or else looke for the like, or more fearefull iudgement. But I haue beene (I feare) too long in this poynt, and therefore I will conclude it with that of the Poet Virgil.
Their Pride.
THat the pride of these Pedlers of Reliques is no lesse, then their fore-named Vices, may sufficiently appeare, if we consider the many Titles, which that great Vicar, (as hee stiles himselfe) of Christ, arrogates to himselfe, setting himselfe aboue Kings and Emperours, making them to hold his Stirrop; yea, euen to put their neckes as a Foot-stoole for him to tread vpon, putting on Crownes with his foote, and casting them downe with it againe as soone as put on, and making Kings, with their Wiues and their Children, to stand three dayes together at his Gate barefoot and barelegged, and there to wayt till his Holinesse be pleased to giue them absolution.
Their Triple-Crowne also is no lesse an Argument of their pride, as is also their challenging to themselues both Ecclesiasticall and Temporall Authoritie: Euen [Page] Lucifer himselfe is not more proud then is his Holinesse, who holdes out his foot to bee kissed by the greatest Monarchs: One time as hee was stretching it out to bee kissed by an Emperour, a Spaniell got hold of it, and bit it: And therefore his Holinesse lost the Reuerence at that time, which should haue beene done vnto him, because the Emperour refused to kisse that place which a Dogge had bitten. But they will tell you perhaps, that this reuerence is not done to them, but to the Crosse which is set vpon his Sh [...]oe: But this argues a great deale more pride, in that they dare put so sacred a thing (as they holde the Crosse to bee) vpon their shooe, which seemes to bee but a contemptible, and vile place, and not rather in some more eminent part of the body, as Head, breast, or the like.
Their being carryed on mens shoulders, as though the ground were not good enough for them to tread vpon, is a most manifest argument, that this Vice doth raigne in them, and yet (forsooth) the whole World must bee guided by them, and submit themselues to their commaunds: [Page]They must bee supreame Bishops, chiefe Lordes, greatest Comptrollers of States; and eyther all men must obey, and stoope at their becke, or else out comes a Bull presently to excommunicate them, as lately it did against our late Queene, now Saint Elizabeth, in which they pronounce her an Heretique, and an Alien from the Common-wealth of Israel. Each Fiue-farthing Shaueling must bee reuerenced and obserued as if hee were some great man. One of their Profession, a Cardinall, made a Feast to Eleanor of Arragon, wherein were so many seuerall sorts of meates, and daintie Dishes, that it lasted for the space of seauen houres: and least his Ghestes should haue beene wearyed, hee caused sundrie Playes to bee acted, whilest they were at the Table. And to make his pride compleate, hee caused euery Seruitour at euery new Course, to come in a new Suite. Yet all this is nothing to the pride hee shewed to his Concubine Tiresia, for hee kept her publikely in such sumptuous manner, that her very Shooes were set full of Pearles and precious Stones. Yet these men must bee accounted the [Page]onely Meeke, Humble, Gentle, and Courteous men vpon earth: but if these things I haue reckoned vp, sauour any thing of humilitie, let any equall Arbitrator bee Iudge: for mine owne part, I cannot see that any humble man will exalt himselfe aboue his Superiours, as the Pope doth.
When Augustine the Monke was sent into Brittaine from Rome, to teach the Britaines Christianitie, it is written, that the Brittaines went first to a certaine holy and wise man, (which liued an Anchorites life) to aske his counsell, whether they ought at Austens Preaching and exhortation to leaue their Traditions or not? The Anchorite replyes, If hee bee a man of God, follow him. But how shall wee prooue (say they) that he is a man of God? The Anchorite answered, If hee bee mild and humble of heart, then hee is a man of God; If curst and proud, hee is not of GOD, neither must you much esteeme his words. They inquire how they might know, whether he were proud or no? If (quoth he) when you come neere him, hee arise courteously, and salute you, then thinke him to be a Seruant of Christ, and so heare him [Page]and obey him: if hee despise you, and will not vouchsafe to rise at your presence, let him likewise be despised of you. They go to him, where they finde him set in his Chaire, but stirred not: which when they saw, forthwith waxing wroth, they noted him of Pride; and therefore endeauored to thwart and gainesay whatsoeuer he proposed: and so the preaching of the Gospell was put off, till a man of better temper should come. Thus in part haue we seene the pride and the arrogancy of these Shauelings, in some small manner layd open to the world, but I may say as Virgil sayd in an other case:
Though I had a thousand mouthes, and euery mouth so many tongues; though I had a Stentorian voyce, which would neuer faile, yet were I not able to reckon vp the one halfe of their pride.
Their wickednesse in generall.
LET vs nowe speake a little of their wickednesse in generall, and so an ende: And nrst concerning their Demy-God the Pope: When Leo the tenth was reprooued by certaine of his Cardinalls for his loose and wicked life, hee answered, If I be wicked, I may thank you for it: for you made me such a one as I am. They demanding of him what he meant thereby, he answeres, Because you made mee Pope: for it is not possible to bee both a Pope and an honest man.
When certaine asked Pasquin, what iniury had been done him, because hee looked not after his accustomed manner; hath any man called thee Thiefe, Murderer, Poysoner, or the like? Hee answered, Oh no, but they haue calleō me worse. What? hath any man called thee Sacrilegious person, [Page]or Buggerer, Parricide, or Atheist? Oh no, (saith hee) but they haue called me worse. In the end, being often requested to vtter his griefe, breathing out many sighes, with, Alas, Alas, hee sayd, they had called him POPE. The same Pasquin made this Epigram, or (if thou wilt) Epitaph vpon this word Pope.
Hildebrand poysoned seauen or eight Popes, that hee might come to the Popedome.
Pope Joan was taken for Pope Iohn, till shee was deliuered of her great belly; since which time they haue gotten a bottomlesse Chaire, through which they were wont to search the Popes humanitie. But nowe they haue left that Custome, hauing giuen sufficient testimony of their virilitie before they come to ascend the Papall Throne.
Pope Boniface (as I take it) the eighth, crept in like a Foxe, reigned like a Wolfe, and dyed like a Dog.
Thus much for the Head, let vs now descend a little lower, and search if the members bee any whitt better, and wee shall finde them simpathize all with the Head: [...]: If the head bee vnsound, the whole body must needs bee ill at ease. If the Popes Holinesse be thus wicked, the people whom they hold to bee altogether vnholy, must needes bee farre worse. They will Sweare, Forsweare, Curse, Blaspheame, Fornicate, Kill, Dare to doe any villanie; and why? His Holinesse doth it, and why not wee? That which is good for him, cannot bee hurtfull to vs: and therefore we will doe it: If need bee, wee can goe to him, and get a Pardon, and when wee haue done, sinne againe, and get a Pardon; and at our death giue but so much to a deuoute Monke, to say so many Dirges, and chaunt so many Masses, and we shall be in as happy an estate as the best.
Hence come those many Powder-plots, Poysons, Poyniards, Gunnes, Inquisitions, [Page]Croysadoes, Rackes, and a thousand more such diuellish things, inuented by the Pope and his Monkes, and put in practise by your Laytie. But Oh poore soules, why doe you suffer your selues to bee thus seduced and misse-led by the Deuill in the likenesse and shape of a man? Looke but narrowly with the eye of discretion into his actions, and you shall see how you are deceiued: Weigh our two Religions in an equall ballance, and see if yours bee not too light. Thinke vpon that Epigram:
Heere you may see the difference betweene the two Religions, whether of them sweares, blasphemes, curses, whores, drinkes, reuells, and the like, and whether [Page]of them feares to doe these things; Iudge of them, and as you finde them, so follow them. Let vs now speake a little of their holy Fathers. Heare what one saith of their Cardinals:
Another speaking of their Priests, saith, that they are Angeli Sathanae per discordiam, Angeli Apostatici per superbiam, Angeli Jncubi per Luxuriam, Angeli Abyssi per Auaritiam: And another sayeth of their Monkes:
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Fulco a French Priest comming to King Richard the first, told him hee had three very badde daughters, which hee wished him to bestowe away from him in marriage, or else Gods wrath would attend him. When the King denyed hee had any daughter, the Priest answered, Yes, thou hast three Daughters, Pride, Couetousnesse, and Lecherie. The King apprehensiue of his meaning, replyed, My Pride I bequeath to the haughtie Templers and Hospitallers, who are as proude as Lucifer himselfe: My Couetousnesse I giue to the White Monkes of Cisteaux Order, for they couet the Deuill and all. And as for my Lecherie, I can bestowe it no where better, then on the Priestes and Prelates of our times, for therein haue they their most felicitie.
These proud, conetous, Lecherous, oppressing [Page]Fryers and Monkes did so domineere in England in the Raigne of King Henrie the third, that a Cardinall told the Pope, that England was to the Pope like Balaams Asse, which being so often veronged, spurre-galled, and cudgelled, it was no maruaile if at the length she opened her mouth to complaine: And as for themselues and their Romane Court, they were like vnto Ismael, euery mans hand was against them, and theirs against euerie man.
In the same Kings Raigne, Edmund Arch-Bishop of Canterbury weary of his life here in his owne Countrey of England, by reason that hee could not redresse nor suppresse the Popes detestable exactions, and oppressions, made choyce of a voluntary exile at Pountney in Fraunce, where hee dyed with the honour and opinion of a Saint.
A Senator of Rome sayd to Sylla, that vaunted of himselfe in the Senate: How can you bee a good man, that hauing little or nothing left you by you father, yet in so short a time are become exceeding rich? So may we say to the Popes Holinesse, [Page]vaunting and boasting, that he is aboue Kings and Emperours, How can you bee a good man, who having (as you pretended) little or nothing, but went about begging the beneuolence of good charitable people, yet now are raised to that honour and dignitie, that you set your selues aboue your Superiours? And wee may say of all Papists in generall, That they arrogate to themselues the glorious name of Catholiques, and brand their opposites with the odious name of Heretiques, as certaine Heathen in old time called themselues Deists, and all men else Atheists: and as the Turke at this day, who will needs be the true Muselman, and all the world beside Pagans. But this their Catholique Religion, is nothing but Catholique corruption: and Catholique Papists, Catholique Heretiques.
I will now draw towards a Conclusion, giue mee leaue onely to speake a little of Rome, and so an end: In ancient times, M. Aurelius said of Rome, that it was the head of vices: O Rome without Rome, which now art become Stewes of vices: not without teares (quoth hee) I say, that [Page]there was neuer any Romane Captaine, that killed tenne thousand Asians, with the weapons hee brought into Asia, but he lost an hundred thousand Romanes with the vices they brought to Rome. Thy walles are carryed a great height, but thy vertues very low: Shee braggeth of the number of her Inhabitants, but may rather weepe, that her vices be more without comparison; In one moneth a man may number the stones of her stately Buildings, but not in many yeares her lewde manners. O cursed Rome, cursed thou hast beene, art, and wilt bee: As by thy Tyrannie thou hast made thy selfe Lady of Lordes, so the time will come, when thou with Iustice shalt returne to bee Seruant of Seruants.
The like Sentence another gaue of Rome, who tolde the Senators, that he came out of strange Countries onely to see Rome, and now he found it without Rome: If my Iudgement (saith he) deceiue me not, either these be not Romanes of Rome, or else this is not Rome of the Romanes.
This was Rome in ancient time, and that it is still the same, may sufficiently appeare [Page]by those abuses of the Inhabitants thereof afore mentioned: And therefore I thinke I may safely conclude with that Disticke of the Poet:
Englished.