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Braue Hall, Prince Dicke, and my spruce hot spur John,
Heer's their safe conduct: O but for Rosamond!
A fig for Rosamond, to this hope Ile leane:
At a Queenes bidding I did kill a queane.
Sound Trumpets, enter with a Harrald on the one side, Henry the second Crowned, after him Lancaster, Chester, Sir Richard Faukenbridge: on the other part, K. Henry the Sonne crowned, Herrald after him: after him Prince Rich. Iohn, Leyster, being set, enters santasticall Robert of Gloster in a gowne girt: walkes vp and downe.
Old. K.
Why doth not Gloster take his honoured seate?
Glo.
In faith my Liege Gloster is in a land
Where neyther suerty is to sit or stand.
I onely doe appeare as I am summoned,
And will awaite without till I am call'd.
Yon. K.
Why heare you Gloster?
Glo.
Henry I doe heare you.
Yon. K.
And why not King?
Glo.
What's he that sits so neere you?
Rich.
King too.
Glo.
Two Kings? ha ha.
Ol. K.
Gloster sit we charge thee.
Glo.
I will obey your charge, I will sit downe,
But in this house, on no seate but the ground.
Iohn.
The seat's too good.
Glo.
I know it brother Iohn.
Jo.
Thy brother?
Ol. K.
Silence there.
Yon. K.
Passe to the billes Sir Richard Faukenbridge.
Fau.
My Lieges both, olde Faukenbridge is proude
Of your right honour'd charge. He that worst may
Will straine his olde eyes, God send peace this day.
G God a mercy, f fa faith and euerth thou co co come to the Fl Fl Fleete, Ile giue the tu tu turning of the ke key f for n no nothing.
Skin.
Hye thee, to morrow morning at Graues-end Ile wash thy stammering throate with a mug of ale merrily.
Red.
God be w with you till s soo soone; what call you the Lady? O now I re remember the La Lady Fa Faukenbridge at what s signe?
Skin.
At the Angell.
Red.
A Angell, the la la Lady fa fa Fau kenbridge, Fa Fau Faukenbridge.
Skin.
Farewell and bee hang'd good stammering ninny, I thinke I haue set your Redcaps heeles a running, wold your Pyanet chattering humour could as sa safely se set mee fr from the searchers walkes. Yonder comes some one, hem: Skink to your trickes this tytty tytty, a the tongue I beleeue will faile mee.
Enter Constable and Watch.
Con.
Come make vp to this fellow, let th'other go, he seems a gentleman, what are you sir?
Skin.
Would I had kept my owne sute, if the countenaunce carry it away.
Con.
Stand sirra, what are you?
Skin.
The po po Porters Sonne of the FFl Fleete, going to Stepney about businesse to the La La Lady Fa Fa Faukenbridge.
Con.
Well bring him thether, some two or three of yee honest neyghbors, and so backe to the Fleete, we'll shew our selues dilligent aboue other Officers.
Skin.
Wh wh why le le let me run I am Re Redcap.
Con.
Well, sure you shall now run no faster then I lead you, heare yee neighbor Simmes, I leaue my staffe with yee, bee vigilent I pray you, search the suspitious houses at the townes end, this Skink's a trouncer; come, will you be gone sir?
Skin.
Yes sir, and the deuill goe with you and them,
Well, yet haue hope mad ha hart, co co come your way.
Sweet nobilitie in reuersion, Blocke by the commission of his head, Coniures you and withall bindes you, by all the tricks that pages passe in time of Parlament, as swearing to the pantable, crowning with Custords, paper whiffes to the sleepers noses, cutting of tagges, stealing of torches, cum multis aliis tell Blocke, what Blocke you haue cast in the way of my Ladies content.
Ro.
Block by the antiqiuity of your ancestrie, I haue giuen your Lady not so much as the least cause of dislike, if she be despleased at any newes I bring, it's more then I must blab.
Blo.
Zounds these pages be so proude, they care not for an olde Seruingman, you are a ward and so, an Earle, and no more: you disquiet our house that's the most: and I may be euen with thee that's the least.
Enter the Ladie Faukenbridge.
La.
What Blocke, what Blocke I say what doe you there?
Bloc.
Making the young Lord merry Maddame,
La.
Go attend ye gate, see if you can let in more greife therat,
Blo
Zounds and greife come in there, and I see him once Ile Coniure his gaberdine.
La.
will you be gone sir?
Blo.
Hem, these women, these women, and she bee not in loue eyther with Prince Richard or this lad, let blocks head be made a chopping blocke.
Exit Blocke.
Rob.
Faire Madam, what replye you to my sute,
The prince excepts smiles, welcomes, louing lookes,
La.
The Prince, if he giue heed to Marrians sute,
Must heare heart-sigh's, see sorrow in my eyes,
And finde cold welcome to calamities,
Rob.
And why for gods sake?
La.
Euen for Glosters sake,
Rob.
why by mine honnor, and Prince Richards faith,
Your brother Gloster shall haue liberty,
Vppon condition you release a prisoner
That you haue longe held in captiuitye.
La.
I haue no prisoner,
Ro.
Yes a world of eies, your beuty in a willing bondage ties
No Madam wee are commaunded by the King to watch, and meeting this fellow at Mile-end, he tels vs, he is the Porters sonne of the Fleete, that the Earle of Gloster sent him to you.
Skin.
Iff forsooth h he desire you to speake to the p Prince for him.
La.
O I conceaue thee, bid him blithly fare,
Beare him this Ring in token of my care.
Skin.
If I be rid of this euill Angell that haunts mee, many rings, much Fleete will Skinke come vnto.
Con.
Madam, if you know this fellow we'll discharge him.
Bloc.
Madam, and you be wise, trust your honest neighbors heere, let them bring this ca ca ca ca to the Fleete, and s see your ring deliuered.
Skin.
A plague vpon you for a damned roge,
The Porter of the Fleete will surely know me.
La.
Good neighbours bring this honest fellow thether,
Ther's for his paines a crowne if he say true,
And for your labour ther's as much for you.
Skin.
Why Ma Ma Madam, I am Re Re Redcap the Porters sonne.
La.
Thou hast no wrong in this, farewell good fellow.
Skin.
Best speaking to Prince Richard? no Ile try
And face out Redcap if the slaue were by.
La.
Make them drinke Blocke.
Blo.
Come to the Buttery bar, stitty stitty stammerer, come honest Constable, hey the watch of our towne, we'll drinke trylill I saith.
As they goe out, enters Sir Richard Faukenbridge stealing forward, Prince and Lady talking.
Rob.
Lupus in fabula my Noble Lord,
See the olde foxe Sir Richard Faukenbridge.
Rich.
We'll fit him well enough, second vs Robin.
La.
Ile fit you well enough for all your hope,
Fau. beckens to Blocke.
Fau.
Leaue quaffing sirra, listen to their talke.
Bloc.
O while you liue beware, two are sooner seene then one: besides, beare a braine Master, if Block should be now spide, my Madam would not trust this sconce neither in [Page] time nor tyde.
Fau.
Well leaue me, now it buds; see see, they kisse.
Bloc.
Adew good olde sinner, you may recouer it with a fallet of parsly, and the hearbe patience, if not sir you knowe the worst, it's but euen this.
Rich.
Madam, what you desire I not deny,
But promise Glosters life and liberty,
I beg but loue.
Fau.
When doth she giue her almes?
La.
Faire honourable Prince.
Fau.
Nay then they speed.
La.
My soule hath your deserts in good esteeme.
Fau.
Witnesse these goodly times that grace my head.
La.
But were you the sole Monarch of the earth,
Your power were insufficient to inuade,
My neuer yeelding heart of chastity.
Fauk.
Sayst thou so Mall, I promise thee for this,
Ile owe thy cherry lips an olde mans kisse;
Looke how my Cockerill droopes, tis no matter,
I like it best when women will not flatter.
Rich.
Nay but sweet Lady.
Rob.
Nay but gracious Lord, doe not so much forget your Princely worth,
As to attempt vertue to vnchastity.
Fau.
O noble youth!
Rob.
Let not the Ladyes dead griefe for her brother,
Giue life to shamelesse and detested sinne.
Fau.
Sweet childe.
Ro.
Consider that she is of high decent.
Fau.
Most vertuous Earle.
Rob.
Wife to the noblest Knight that euer breath'd.
Fau.
Now blessing on thee blessed Huntington.
Rob.
And would you then first staine your Princely stocke,
Ther's such a que question for yon s same r rogue Skink p plague keepe farre enough from him, that a an honest f fellow ca cannot w w walke the streetes.
Port.
Well sir dispatch your busines with the Earle,
He's angry at your stay I tell ye that.
Exit.
Skin.
Sbloud what a frowne this Gloster castes at me,
I hope he meanes to lend me no more cuffes,
Such as he paide me at the Parlament.
Glo.
What mutter you, what tydings from my sister?
Ski.
Co commendations and s she hath s sent ye this r ring.
Glo.
Hold ther's two Angels, shut the chamber doore,
You must about some busines for me strayght;
Come nearer man,
Skin.
I feare I am to neare,
Glo.
Hast thou no tydings for my liberty?
Skin.
No b but ye sh shall he heare f from her p p presently.
How thou camst by this ring, or stol'st this coate,
They are mine now in possession, for which kindenes
If I escape Ile get thee Libertie,
Or fire the fleete about the Wardens eares,
Mum budgit not a word as thou louest thy life,
Skin.
I mum mum faire, pray God may chaunce it,
My Lord, but that my state is desperate,
Ide see your eyes out eare I would be cheated.
Glo.
Walke like an Earle villaine some are comming.
Enter John and Porter.
Io.
Where is this Gloster?
Glo.
Y y yonder he walks. Fa fa father, I let me out.
Port.
Why whether must you now?
Glo.
To Ie Iericho I th thinke, tis such a h h humorous Earle.
Port.
Well sir wilt please you hasten home againe.
Glo.
I Ile be h heare in a trice; b but p praye haue ca care of th this madcap, if he g giue vs the s s slip, s s some of vs a are like to m make a sl sl slyppery occupation on't.
This while John walkes and stalkes by Skinke, neuer a word betwene them.
Port.
Looke to your busines sir let me alone.
Glo.
Alone? neuer trust me if I trouble thee.
Io.
Mad Gloster mute, all mirth turn'd to dispaire?
Why now you see what tis to crosse a King,
Deale against Princes of the Royall blood,
Youle snarle and rayle, but now your toung is bedry'd,
God blesse your grace, ye spoke with the L. Moorton.
Skin.
I haue and must about his busines to the Courte.
It greeues me to break my sporte with Gloster,
The melancholy Earle is comfortlesse,
Po.
I wold your grace would comfort him from hence,
The Fleet is weary of his company,
Redcap knocks.
Skin.
Drink that, some knockes, I prethee let me cut,
His head shall off ere long, neuer make doubt.
Exeunt.
Enter Iohn at the other doore.
Jo.
Now madcap thou winstall; wher art thou Robyn?
Vncased: nay then he meanes to play in earnest.
But whers my Cloake, my rapier, and my hatt?
I holde my birth-right to a beggers scrip,
The basterd is escaped in my cloathes.
Tis well, he left me his to walke the streets,
Ile fire the Citty but Ile finde him out,
Perchaunce he hides himselfe to try my spleene,
Ile to his chamber, Gloster? hallo Gloster?
Ex [...]
Enter Porter and Redcap.
Por.
I wonder how thou camst so strangly chang'd?
Tis not an hower since thou wents from hence,
Red.
By my Ch Ch Christendome I ha haue not b b been h heere this three nights, a p p plage of him, that made me such a ch chaunting, and s sent me such a Ia Ia Iaunt, blud I was st stayd for Skinke, that ill fa fa fac'd rogue.
Port.
I pray God there be no practise in this change.
Now I remember these are Skinkes cloathes,
That he wore last day, at the Parlament,
Knocke, Enter at another doore, John in Glosters gowne.
But I c could not f finde your s s sister the La Lady Fau Faukenbridge.
Jo.
You stammering slaue hence, chat among your Dawes,
Come ye to mad me? while the rogue your father.
Enter Porter.
Red.
My f fa father.
Io.
Porter? you damned slaue.
Port.
Ist Midsomer doe you begin to raue?
Ioh.
Harke how the traytor flouts me to my teeth.
I would intreat your knaueship let me forth,
For feare I dash your branes out with the keyes,
What is become of Gloster and my garments?
Por.
Alas in your apparrell Glosters gone,
I let him out, euen now I am vndone,
Joh.
It was your practise, and to keepe me backe
You sent Iacke Daw your sonne with ca ca ca,
To tell a sleueles tale: lay hould on him,
To Newgate with him and you tut atut,
Run red cap and trudge about,
Or bid your fathers portership farwell.
Exeunt with Porter.
Red.
He heares a go good Ie Ie Iest by the L Lord to mo mocke an ape withall: my fa fa father has brought his ho ho hoges to a fa fa faire m m m [...]ket. Po po porter quoth you? p po porter that will for me, and I po po porter it, let them po po post me to heauen in this qua quarter. But I must s s seeke this Gl Gl Gloster and Sk Sk Skinke that co cony catching ra ra rascall, a pa pa plauge co co confound him, Re re redcap must ru run he cannot tell whe whether.
Exit
Sound Trumpets, Enter Henry the younger, one one hand of him Queene Elinor, on the other Leycester.
Will you to the doore you foole? and bar the gate,
Holde ther's an angell for your broaken pate;
If any knocke let them not in in haste.
Bloc.
Well Ile doe as I see cause, blood thou art deare to me, but heere's a soueraigne plaister for the sore: golde healeth wounds, golde easeth heartes: what can a man haue more?
Exit.
La.
Deare brother, tell vs how you made escape?
Glo.
You see I am heare, but if you would knowe how:
I cannot scape and tell the manner too,
By this I knowe your howse is compassed
With hel-hound search.
La.
Brother Ile furnish you with beard & hayre, and Garments like my husband, how like you that?
Exit. Lady
Glo.
Well, when I haue them: quickly then dispatch [...]s blood turne gray beard and hayre?
Robyn conceale, this dyeteth my minde,
Myrth is the obiect of my humorous spleane,
Thou high commaunding furie! further deuice,
Iests are conceated, I long to see their birth,
What come ye sister? Robyn a theeues hand,
But prethee where hadst thou this beard and haire?
Harke, the search knockes, ile let them in my selfe;
Welcome good fellowe; ha, what ist you lacke?
Enter Redcap with another.
Red.
Ma master Co constable, se se search you th that way, a and you ho honest man th that way. Ile ru run th this way m my owne se selfe.
They dispearse themselues.
Glo.
What search you for? what is it you would haue?
Enter Blocke.
Blo.
Madam, what shall I doe to these browne-bill fellowes? some runne into the wine seller, some heere, some there.
Glo.
Let them alone, let them search their filles.
Block.
Ile looke to their fingers for all that.
Glo.
Doe so good Blocke, be carefull honest Blocke.
B.
Sir stammerer & your wa watch, y'are pa past ifaith.
Exit
Gl.
Will you not speake knaues, tel me who you seeke?
Red.
Ma mary sit we s seeke a va va vacabond, a fu fugatiue, my La Ladies owne b brother; but and hee were the po po Popes owne b brother, I would ssearch f f for him; for I haue a p poore fatherr ready to be ha ha hang'd f f for him.
Glo.
O tis for Gloster! mary search a gods name,
Seeke peace, will he breake prison too?
It's pitty he should liue, nay I defye him.
Come looke about, search euery little corner,
My selfe will lead the way, pray you come,
Seeke, seeke, and spare not, though it be labour lost:
He comes not vnder my roofe, heare ye wife,
He comes not hyther, take it for a warning.
Red.
You sp sp speake like an honest ge ge Gentleman, re re rest you me me mery, co co come my f f friends, I be beleeue h h he r ran by the g g garden w wall toward the wa water side.
Exeunt running.
Glo.
This fellow is of the humour I would chuse my wife,
Few words and many paces, a word and a way, and so
Must I: Sister adieu, pray you for me, Ile do the like for you.
By my truth Sir, and ye lent it him, I thinke you may goe look it: for one of the Drawers of the Salutation tolde me euen now, that he had tooke vp a chamber there till euening, and then he will away to Kent.
Fau.
Body of me, he meanes to spend my chaine,
Come Blocke Ile to him.
Iob.
Heare you Faukenbridge?
Fau.
Why what a knaue art thou? younders Prince Iohn.
Bl.
Then the Drawer's a knaue, he told me Prince Iohn was at the Salutation.
Jo.
Wheres Gloster Faukenbridge?
Fau.
Sweet Prince I knowe not.
Joh.
Come, iest not with me, tell me where he is?
Fau
I neuer saw him since the Parlament.
Io.
Impudent lyar, didst thou not euen now
Say thou woldst fetch him? hadst thou not my sword?
Fau.
Wert thou a King, I will not beare the lye,
Thy sword? no boy, thou seest this sword is myne.
Blo.
My Master a lyer? Zounds wert thou a potentate,
Fau.
I scorne to weare thy armes vntutred childe,
I fetch thee Gloster? shamelesse did I see thee
Since as I went this morning to the Siriffes,
Thou borrowedst my gold chaine?
Io.
Thy chaine?
Fau.
I hope thou wilt not cheate me princkocks Iohn.
Io.
Ile cheat thee of thy life if thou charge me
With any chaine.
Fau.
Come, let him come I pray, Ile whip yee boy, Ile teach you to out face.
Blo.
Come, come, come, but one at once, ye dasterds come
Rich.
Keepe the Kings peace, I see you are both deceau'd,
Much follow you, I haue another peece of worke in hand; I heare say Redcaps father shall bee hanged this after noone, Ile see him slip a string though I giue my seruice the slip; beside my Lady bad me heare his examination at his death: Ile get a good place, and pen it word for word, and as I like it, set out a moornefull Dittie to the tune of Labandalashot, or rowe wel ye Marriners, or somwhat as my muse shall me inuoke.
Exit.
Enter Gloster like Faukenbridge with a Purseuant, Gloster hauing a paper in his hand, the Purseuant bare.
Glo.
A charytable deed, God blesse the King,
He shall be then repreeued.
Pur.
I sir, some day or two, till the young King and Prince [Page] Iohn chaunge it, especially if the good Earle bee not found which God forbid.
Glo.
What house is this that wee are stept into to read this warrant in?
Pur.
A Tauerne sir, the Salutation,
Glo.
A Tauerne? then I will turne prodigall,
Call for a pint of Sacke good fellow.
Pur.
Drawer?
Dra.
Anan sir.
Glo.
A pint of thy best Sacke my pretty youth.
Dra.
God blesse your worship sir, ye shal haue the best in London sir.
Gl.
What knowst thou me? knowst thou old Faukenbridge?
I am no Tauerne hunter I can tell thee.
Draw.
But my Master hath taken many a faire pound of your man Blocke; he was heere to day sir, and fild two bottles of nippitate sacke.
Glo.
Well, fill vs of your nippitate sir.
This is well chaunest, but heere ye boy?
Bring Suger in white paper, not in browne;
For in white paper I haue heere a tricke,
Shall make the Purseuant first swound, then sicke.
O my Lord the house is full of holberts, and a great many Gentlemen aske for the roome where Prince Iohn is?
Skin.
Lend me thy Aprone, runne and fetch a pot from the next roome.
Betray'd, swounds betray'd, by gout, by palsie, by dropsie;
O braue boy, excellent bloud: vp, take my cloake
And my hat to thy share, when I come from Kent, ile pay
Thee like a King.
Dra.
I thanke you my Lord.
Exit.
Enter John, Richard. Faukenbridge, Shiriffes and Officers.
Ski.
Now fortune help or neuer: they come, and yee were a Prince as yee say ye are, yee would bee ashamed to abuse a poore seruant thus, but and if you were not of the bloud Royall, Ide breake the necke of yee downe the stayres, so would I, Ide teach you to hurt prentises.
Ri.
Who hurt thee fellow?
Skin.
Prince deuill or his dam, Prince Iohn they call him.
Keep the stayres Shiriffes, you see it waxeth darke,
Take heede he slip not by you.
Exeunt
Ski.
Hange your selues, this darkenes shal conuay me out, of doors
Ile swim the Thames, but Ile attaine Black-heath,
London farewell, curse Iohn, raue Faukenbridge,
Skinke scapes you all by twy lights priuyledge.
Within.
Where is he? lights, bring lights, drag out that boy.
Enter all with the boy.
Io.
This is my cloke, my hat, my rapier,
And eyther it was Skinke or Gloster.
Dra.
I know not who twas sir, he said he was Prince Iohn, he tooke away my aprone and a pottle pot with him, and al to bloudied his head and face.
Fau.
We met him, by S. Anthony, we met him.
Io.
The fire of S. Anthony confound
This changing counterfeit whatsoeuer he be.
Rich.
It makes me laugh at enuious greedines,
Who feedes vpon her owne harts bitternes.
Ioh.
Sirra you that were borne to cry anan,
What other copesmates haue you in the house?
Draw.
Sir, my Maisters gesse be none of my copesmates,
Jo.
Well your gesse, can ye gesse who they be?
Draw.
Marry heere's a purseuant, that this Gentleman sir
Richard Faukenbridge left sick euen now.
Fau.
Marry of God dyd I, thou lying knaue?
Dra.
I am a poore boy sir, your worship may say your pleasure, our maides haue had a foule hand with him, you said he would be sicke: so he is with a witnesse.
A poore man sir, a poore man sir: downe I pray yee, I pray let me sit downe. A sir Richard, sir Richard, a good sir Richard: what haue I deseru'd to be thus dealt with all at your worships hands? a ha, ah, ah.
Fau.
At my hands knaue? at my hands paltry knaue?
Dra.
And I should be brought to my booke oath sir:
Within.
What Ieffrey?
Dra.
Anan, anan.
Ioh.
A plague vpon your Ieffring, is your name Ieffrey?
Dra.
I and't please you sir.
Rich.
Why gentle Ieffrey then stay you awhile,
What can you say, if you come to your booke?
Dra.
If I bee pos'd vpon a booke sir, though I bee a poore prentise, I must speake the truth, & nothing but the truth sir.
Jo.
And what's your truth sir?
Pur.
O, O my heart.
Dra.
Mary sir this Knight, this man of worship.
Fau.
Well, what of me? what did my worship doe?
Dra.
Mary ye came into the Bel, our roome next the Barre, with this honest man as I take it.
Fau.
As thou tak'st it?
Pur.
O sir tis too true, too true, too true O Lord.
Dra.
And there he call'd for a pint of Sacke, as good Sacke
(Ile bee pos'd vpon all the bookes that euer opened and shut) as any is in all Christendome.
Fau.
Body of me, I come and call for Sacke?
Pur.
O ye did, ye did, ye did, O O.
Ioh.
Well forward sirra.
Ric.
Gloster hath done this iest.
Dra.
And you call'd then for Suger sir, as good Suger and as wholsome, as euer came in any cup of Sacke: you drunke to this man, and you doe well God be thanked, but hee no sooner drunke:
What more? what hast thou more? what practise more?
Pur.
O my box, my box, with the Kings armes, O my box,
O my box, it cost me, O Lord euery penny O, my box,
Rcih.
And what of your box sir.
Dra.
Mary sir it's lost, & tis wel knowne my Master keeps no theeues in his house, O there was none but you and he.
Fau.
O then belike thou thinkest I had his box,
Pur.
O sir Richard I will not, O Lord I will not charge you for all the world, but, but, but for the warrant the olde King signd to repreeue the Porter of the fleet, O God, O God!
Ioh.
The Porter of the Fleet, the olde king signd,
Pur.
I my good Lord, oh, oh,
Io.
Is he repreiued then?
Pur.
No my Lord, O sir Richard tooke it from me with his owne hand, O.
Ile to Blacke-heath, and there with friends conspire,
But Ile haue Glosters head my hearts desire.
Rich.
Would mad Earle Robyn saw these humouristes.
Twol'd feed him fat with Laughter; O twold sit him,
Where euer he is, I knowe the bate consaite
Is better to him than his daintiest foode,
Well, and it fits mee well, now I haue time,
To coort my Lady Faukenbridge at leysure,
Loue I emplore thy aide faire Cipria,
Thou sea-borne mother at affections ring,
Shine brightly in thy sphere, that at my starre,
My plannet thou of all lights most beautious,
Be thou to my desires Auspitious.
Exit.
Enter Robin Hood in the Lady Faukenbridges gowne, night attire on his head.
Rob.
O for this Lady, was neuer poore Gentleman troubled with Gentlewoman as I am with my selfe, my Lady Faukenbridge hath fitted me a turne, heere I am visited with sleeuelesse errands and with asking for this thing Madam and that thing Madam, that they make me almost mad in earnest, whoop heer's another Client.
Enter a Seruingman.
Ser.
Heer's my Lady Rawfords Page attends to speake with your Ladyship.
Rob.
I pray ye bid her Lordships Page come into my
Ladyship: well Robin Hood, part with these pettycoates,
And cast these loose deuices from thy backe,
Ile nere goe more vntrust, neuer bee kercheft.
Neuer haue this adoe, with what doe you lacke?
Enter Page.
Pag.
Madam my Lady greets your honour kindely,
And sends you the first grapes of her young vine.
Rob
I am much indepted to her honour, thers an angel for you to drinke; set them vp till after supper. Humphery, pray looke about for Blocke. Humphery? trust mee I thinke the foole be lost.
Pa.
No forsooth, Madam hee's vpon the greene Iesting with a stammerer, one Redcap.
It is a lewd fellowe, pray bid him come in youth, Ile giue him his welcome at the doore: commend me to your Lady, I pray ye hartily.
Exit Page
Humphrey, I maruell where sir Richard is so late? truely, truely hee does not as beseemes a gentleman of his calling, pray let some goe foorth to meete him on the greene, and send in that blockehead Blocke.
Exit Humphrey.
Enter Redcap and Blocke after him.
Bloc.
Wil ye tel tales ye asse, will ye?
Red.
Ile te te tell your La La Lady or I would to g God we were ha hang'd else, as my fa father should haue bin.
Rob.
Now what's the matter there I pray you? what company haue you there a gods name? where spend you the day I pray?
Bloc.
Why where you gaue me leaue, at the gallows I was, no farther.
Red.
A a and you be his La Lady, you are the La Lady Fau Faukenbridge, the Earle of glo Glosters sister.
Rob.
I am so fellow.
Red.
Y y your man b b Blocke heere, does no nothing but f f floute m me, a and cr cries r run Re Redcap ad s s see your f f father ha ha hang'd. I sh shal g go neere to m make m murder and he v vse it.
Rob.
Wel firra, leaue your mocking you were best, Ile bob your beetle head and if you mocke him.
Blo.
He's run Redcap.
Red.
La la law ma Madam.
Rob.
Away ye saucy foole, goe waite within.
Blo.
Run Redcap, run Redcap.
Exit.
Rob.
Art thou the Porters sonne, that was condemned about my brother Gloster?
Red.
I g g God be with ye, I am the p p Porters son, I m must r run to s s seeke your b br brother.
Rob.
Wel, drinke that fellow, if thou finde my brother bee not too violent, and Ile reward thee.
Red.
I th th thanke ye h hartily, and I had not bin cousoned with Sk Skinke, I had no nee need of these ia iaunts, for Gl Gloster was s safe enough.
[Page]Enter Blocke and the Porter with his cloake muffled.
Blo.
Ah farewel Redcap.
Red,
Fa fare we wel and be ha hang.
Exit.
Rob.
You'll neuer leaue your knauery, whose there more?
Blo.
One Madam that hath commendations to you from your brother.
Rob.
Commest thou from Gloster? thou art welcome friend
Blo.
O it's one of the kindest Ladies (though she wil now & then haue about with Block) that euer breath'd and she had been in her mood now, Redcap would haue made her such sp sp sport as't a pa pa past.
Rob.
Wil you make sport and see who knockes againe?
Bl.
Our gates are like an Anuile, from foure to ten, nothing but knicke a knocke vpon't.
Exit.
Rob.
Wil you be gone sir? honest friend I am glad
My brother Gloster got thy liberty,
Whose flight was cause of thy captiuity:
Nor shal there be in vs such negligence,
Though thou haue lost thy Office and thy house,
But we wil see thee better farre prouided,
Than when thou wert porter in the Fleete.
Enter Blocke.
Blo.
Madam your olde friend Prince Richard,
All alone, making mone, fetching many a greeuous grone.
Rob.
Prince Richard come so late? lights to his chamber,
Sirra, in any case say I am sicke.
Blo.
Very sicke, sicke and like to dye: Ile sing it and you wil.
Ro.
Away ye knaue, tel him, in the morning
Ile humbly waite vpon his excellence.
Blo.
That's all his desire to haue ye lowly and humble, and tis a courteous thing in a Lady.
Exit.
Ro.
Hence, or else ile set you hence: goe in good friend.
Enter Skinke with a patch on his face, and a Faulconers lure in his hand.
Ski.
Hermit farewel, ile pay ye or speake with ye next time I see yee. Sweete mouse the Hermit bids you stay heere, he'll visit you anon. Now Iohn and Faukenbridge, Ile match yee, and I doe not say Skinke's a wretch, a wren, a worme, when I haue trickt them, Madam I will trimme you. Commodity is to be prefer'd before pleasure. About profit Skink, for crownes for crownes, that make the kingly thoughts.
La.
I am assur'd that man's some murderer,
Exit.
Good Father Hermit speake and comfort me,
Are ye at prayers good olde man? I pray ye speake,
Mary of me good fellow, I did think thou hadst bin robd.
Ski.
Rob'd, sir no, he that comes to rob me shal haue a hard match on't, yet two good fellows had like to bin rob'd by one tall theefe, had not I stept in: abots on him, I lost a hauke by him, & yet I car'd not to send another after him, so I could find the theefe; and here about he is. I know he is squatted.
Fau.
Sayst thou me so? we'l finde him by S. Mary.
An honest fellow, a good common wealths man.
Io.
There are caues heereabout good fellow, are there not?
Ski.
Yes sir, tread the ground sir, & you shal heare their hollownes, this way sir this way.
Io.
Help Faukenbridge.
Fau.
O help me good prince Iohn.
Skin.
Ile helpe you both, deliuer sir deliuer, Swounds linger not: Prince Iohn put vp your pursse, or ile throw ponniards downe vpon your pate. Quickely, when? I am Skink that scapt ye yesternight, and fled the Fleete in your cloake, carrying mee cleane out of winde and raine. I broke the bonds and linkes that fettered your chaine amity, this cheate is mine: Farewel I cannot stay, sweet Prince, olde Knight, I thanke ye for this pray.
Fau.
Gods mary mother, heer's a iest indeed,
We came to take, a theefe takes vs:
Where are ye good my Lord?
Jo.
No matter where, I thinke I was fore-spoken at ye teate,
This damn'd rogue seru'd me thus? Gloster and he
Vpon my life conclude in villany.
He was not wont to plot these stratagems,
Lend me your hand a little, come away,
Let's to the Cell againe, perchaunce the Hermit
Is Skinke, and theefe, and Hermit al in one.
Fau.
Mary a God then ten to one its so,
Wel thought on Princely Iohn,
He had my chayne, no doubt he had your swoord.
Ioh.
If there be now no Hermit at the Cel,
Ile sweare by al the Saints its none but he.
Exeunt.
Enter Gloster in the Hermits gowne, putting on the beard.
Wel, heer's my hand, Prince Richard that same night
Which secondeth the day of your returne,
Ile be your bedfellow, and from that houre
Forsweare the loathed bed of Faukenbridge:
Be speedy therefore, as you hope to speed.
Ric.
O that I were as large wing'd as the winde,
Then should you see my expeditious will:
My most desire, adew, guesse by my haste,
Of your sweet promise the delicious taste.
Exit.
Rob.
Why so: I am rid of him by this deuise,
He would else haue tyred me with his sighes and songs,
Enter Blocke.
But now I shall haue ease, heere comes the Saint,
To whom such sute was made.
Bl.
My Lady Gentlewoman is euen heere in her priuitye walke, Madam heer's the Marchants wife was heere yesterday would speake with yee; O I was somewhat bolde to bring her in.
Ro.
Wel leaue vs sir; y'are welcome gentlewoman.
Blo.
These women haue no liberality in the world in them,
I neuer let in man to my Lady, but I am rewarded.
Rob.
Please ye to walke sir? wherfore mumble ye?
La.
Robin what newes? how hast thou done this night?
Ro.
My Ladiship hath done my part, my taske,
Lyne all alone for lacke of company,
I might haue had Prince Richard,
La.
Was he heere?
Rob.
He went away but now; I haue bin lou'd & wood too simply,
R r run? ile r run the co compasse of all k Kent but Ile f finde him out, my f f father (where ere hee layes his head) dare ne neuer co come home I know, t t till hee bee fo fo found.
Gl.
Wel thou shalt find him, knowst thou who's a hunting?
Red.
M m mary tis the Earles of La La Lancaster and Le Leyster. Fa fa farewell f father, and I finde Skink or Glo Gloster, Ile g g giue thee the pr prise of a penny p p pudding for thy p paines.
Glo.
Adew good friend: this is sure the fellow
I sent on message from the Parlament.
The Porters sonne, he's still in quest of me,
And Skinke that cousoned him of his red cap.
Enter Richard like a Seruing man.
But looke about thee Gloster, who comes yonder?
O a plaine seruingman, & yet perhaps his bags are lyn'd,
And my pursse now growes thin: if he haue any I must share with him.
Enter Skinke like a Hermit.
And who's on yond side? O it is my Hermit,
Hath got his other sute since I went foorth.
Ski.
Sbloud yonder's company, ile backe againe,
Else I would be with you counterfeite,
Ile leaue the rogue till opportunity,
But neuer eate till I haue quit my wrong.
Exit
Ric.
I saw two men attend like holy Hermits,
One's slipt away, the other at his beades,
Now Richard for the loue of Marian,
Make thy inquiry where mad Gloster liues.
If England or the verge of Scotland holde him,
Ile seeke him thus disguis'd: if he be past
To any forraigne part; ile follow him.
Loue thou art Lord of hearts, thy lawes are sweet,
Re Redcap run a fine co co compasse, ha haue you not?
Ski.
I made thee run?
Glo.
Younders my euill Angell, were redcap gone, Gloster would coniure him.
Red.
Ie Ie Iesus bl blesse me, whop to to two Hermits? Ile ca ca caperclaw to to tone of yee, for mo mo mocking me, and I d d doo not ha ha hang me: wh wh which is the fa fa false k k k knaue? for I am s s sure the olde He He Hermit wo would neuer mo mocke an honest man.
Glo.
he is the counterfet he mockt thee fellow.
I did not see thee in my life before,
He weares my garments, and has coussoned me,
Red.
Haue you co co cousoned the he Hermit and m made
Redcap run to no pu pu purpose?
Ski.
No he's counterfet I will tell no lyes,
As sure as Skinke deceiu'd thee of thy clothes,
Sent thee to Kent, gaue thee thy fare by water,
So sure hee's false, and I the perfet Hermit,
Glo.
This villaine is a coniurer I doubt,
Were he the deuill yet I would not budge,
Red.
Si si sirra, you are the co countefeite, O this is the tr tr true He Hermit, sta sta stand still g good man at that, ile bu bumbast you yfaith, ile make you g giue the olde m m man his gowne.
Offers to strike, Gloster trippes vp his heeles, shifts Skinke into his place.
G g gods lid are ye go good at that? ile cu cudgell yee f f for this tr tr tricke.
Ski.
It was not I twas he that cast thee downe,
Red.
You li li li lye you ra ra rascall you, I le left ye st standing he heare.
Ski.
Zounds hold you stammerer, or Ile cut your stumps.
Gl.
He's for me he's weapon'd, I like that.
Red.
O heer's a ro ro rogue in ca ca carnat, help, mu murder murder.
Enter Lancaster & Huntsmen at one doore, Leyster & Huntsmen at another.
Search him; this is the theefe, o heares my purse,
My chaine, my Iewels: oh thou wicked wretch,
How darst thou vnder show of holines,
Commit such actions of impietie?
Bind him, Ile haue him made a publicke scorne.
Ski.
Lay holde vpon that other hermit.
He is a counterfeit as well as I,
He stole those clothes from me, for I am Skinke,
Search him, I know him not, he is some slaue.
Glo.
Thou lyest base varlet.
Re.
O g God he has a sword too, S Skink are you ca catcht?
Lan.
Villaine thou shalt with me vnto the Court.
Ley.
And this with me, this is the traytor Gloster.
Glo.
Thou lyest proud Leyster I am no traytor.
Re.
G gloster? O b braue, now m my father sh shal be f free
Lan.
Earle Gloster I am sorry thou art taken.
Glo.
I am not taken yet, nor will I yeild
To any heare but noble Lancaster,
Let Skinke be Leysters prisoner Ile be thine.
Ley,
Thou shalt be mine.
Gl.
First through a crimson sluce, Ile send thy hated soule to those blacke fiendes
That long haue houered gaping for their parte,
When tyrant life should leaue thy traytor heart.
Come Lancaster keep Skinke ile goe with thee,
Let loose the mad knaue, for I prayse his shifts,
He shall not starte away, ile be his guide,
And with proude looks outface young Henries pride.
Ley.
Looke to them Lancaster vpon thy life.
Red.
Well ile r r run and get a p pardon of the K K KKing, Gl Gloster and Skinke ta ta taken? O b b braue, r r r run re [Page] Re Red ca cap a and ca ca cary the first n n newes to co co court.
Ley.
Lancaster ile helpe to guarde them to the Court.
Lan.
Doe as you please.
Glo.
Leyster doe not come neare me, for if thou doe, thou shalt buy it dearely.
Ley.
Ile haue thy hand for this.
Glo.
Not for thy heart.
Ski.
Braue Earle, had Skinke knowne thou hadst been the Noble Gloster (whose mad trickes haue made mee loue thee) I would haue dy'd Blacke heath red with the bloud of millions, ere we would haue been taken; but what remedy, we are fast & must answere it like Gentlemen, like Souldiers, like resolutes.
Gl.
I ye are a gallant, come olde Lancaster,
For thy sake will I goe; or else by heauen
Ide send some dozen of these slaues to hel.
Exeunt.
Enter Prince Richard, Robert Hoode & Lady Faukenbridge.
La,
Your trauaile and your comfortable newes,
This Ring, the certaine signe you met with him,
Bindes me in duetyous loue vnto your grace:
But on my knees I fall, and humbly craue,
Importune that no more, you nere can haue.
Ric.
Nay then ye wrong me Lady Faukenbridge,
Did you not ioyne your faire white hand?
Swore that ye would forsweare your husbands bed,
If I could but finde out Gloster?
La.
I sweare so?
Ric.
By heauen
Rob.
Take heed, its a high oath my Lord.
Ric.
What meanst thou Huntington?
Ro.
To saue your soule, I doe not loue to haue my friends forsworne,
She neuer promist that you vrge her with.
Ric.
Goe to, prouoke me not.
Rob.
I tell you true, twas I in her attyre that promist you,
He's ready too, Block Bl. my man, must be her waiting man,
Nay wil ye goe? for gods sake let vs goe.
Ri.
Is the iest so? nay then let vs away.
Rob.
O twill allay his heate, make dead his fire.
Fau.
Ye bob'd me first, ye first gaue me my hyre,
But come a gods name, Prince Iohn stayes for vs.
Exeunt.
Rob.
This is the word, euer at spend-thriftes feastes,
They are guld themselues, and scoft at by their guests.
Exit.
Enter John.
Ioh.
Buffild and scoft, Skinke, Gloster, women, fooles, and boyes abuse me?
Ile be reueng'd,
Ric.
Reueng'd, and why good childe?
Olde Faukenbridge hath had a worser basting.
Fa.
I, they haue banded from chase to chase;
I haue been their tennis ball, since I did coort,
Ric.
Come Iohn, take hand with vertuous Isabell,
And lets vnto the Court like louing friends,
Our Kingly brothers birth daies feastiuall,
Is foorthwith to be kept, thether we'l hye,
And grace with pompe that great solemnity.
Jo.
Whether ye wil, I care not where I goe:
If griefe wil grace it, ile adorne the shew.
Fa.
Come Madam, we must thither we are bound.
La.
I am loath to see the Court, Gloster being from thence,
Or kneele to him that gaue vs this offence.
Fa.
Body of me peace woman. I prethee peace.
Enter Redcap.
Red.
Go go god ye, go god s speed ye,
Ioh.
Whether run you sir knaue?
Red.
R r run ye sir knaue? why I r run to my La Lady Fa Faukenbridge, to te te tell her Sk Skinke and Gl Gloster is t taken, and are gg one to the CC Court with L Lord Leyster, and L Lord la la Lancaster.
I he is ta taken I wa warrant ye with a wi witnes,
Ric.
Then will I to Court, & eyther set him free, or dye the death,
Follow me Faukenbridge, feare not faire Madam:
You said you had the Porter in your house,
Some of your seruants bring him, on my life
One hayre shal not be taken from his head,
Nor he, nor you, nor Gloster iniured.
Fa.
Come Mall, and Richard say the word nere feare.
Ro.
Madam, we haue twenty thousand at our call,
The most, young Henry dares, is but to braule.
La:
Pray God it prooue so.
Ric:
Follow Huntington: sir Rich. doe not faile to send the Porter.
Fa:
Blocke, bring the Porter of the Fleete to Court.
Bl.
I wil sir.
Red:
The p p Porter of the fl fl Fleete to Court? what p p porter of the fl fl Fleete?
Blo.
What Redcap, run redcap, wilt thou see thy father?
Red.
My fa father? I that I w wold s see my f father, & there be a p porter in your ho house, its my f fa [...]r.
Bl.
Follow me Redcap then.
Exit.
Red.
And you were two to twenty b Blockes, ide f f follow ye s so I would, and r run to the co co court too, and k kneele before the k k King f f for his pa pardon.
Block within.
Come away Redcap, run Redcap.
Red.
I I I r r run as f f fast as I I ca ca can run I wa warrant yee.
Enter a Sinet, first two Herraldos, after them Leyster with a Scepter, Lancaster with a Crowne Imperiall on a cushion: After them Henry the elder bareheaded, bearing a swoord and a Globe: after him young Henry Crowned: Elinor the mother Queene Crowned: young Queene Crowned. Henry the elder places his Sonne, the two Queenes on eyther hand, himselfe at his feete, Leyster and Lancaster below him.
I co co come to re re re qui quier the young K K King of his go goo goodnes, since Glo Gloster is t taken, that he wo wo would let my fa fa father haue his pa pa pardon.
Sweet King by these two terrors to myne enemies, that lend light to my bodies darknes: Cauilero Skinke being beleagerd with an hoste of leaden heeles, arm'd in ring Irish: cheated my hammerer of his Red cap and Coate; was surprised, brought to the fleet as a person suspected, past currant, till Gloster stript me from my counterfet, clad my backe in silke and my hart in sorrow, and so left me to the mercy of my mother witt: how Prince Iohn releast me, he knowes: howe I got Faukenbridges chaine, I know: but how he will get it againe, I know not.
Fau.
Where is it sirra, tell me where it is?
Glo.
I got it from him, and I got Iohns sword,
Joh.
I would twere to the hilts vp in thy harte.
Ric.
O be more charitable brother Iohn.
Ley.
My Leidge, you need not by perticulars
Examine what the world knows too plaine,
If you will pardon Skinke, his life is sau'd,
If not, he is conuicted by the Law.
For Gloster: as you worthyly resoul'd,
First take his hand, and afterward his head.
Hen.
Skinke thou hast life, our pardon and our loue.
Ski.
And your forgiuenesse for my robbery?
Io.
Tut neuer trouble me with such a toy.
Thou hindrest me from hearing of my ioye.
Hen.
Bring forth a blocke, wine, water and towell,
Kniues, and a Surgion to binde vp the vaines,
Of Glosters arme: when his right hand is off,
His hand that strooke Skinke at the Parlament:
Sk.
I shall beare his blowes to my graue my Lord.
Kin.
Sonne Henry see thy fathers palzie hands,
Ioyn'd like two supplyants, pressing to thy throwne?