Londini Porta Pietatis: Londons Gate to Piety.
LONDON and WESTMINSTER are two Twin-sister-Cities; as joyned by one Street, so watered by one streame: the first a breeder of grave Magistrates, the second, the buriall-place of great Monarchs; Both famous for their two Cathedrals: the one Dedicated to the honour of Saint Paul, the other of Saint Peter. These I rather concatenate, because as in the one, the Right Honourable the Lord Major receiveth his honour, so in the other he takes his Oath: yet London may be presum'd to be the elder, and more excellent in Birth, Meanes, and Issue; in the first for her Antiquity, in the second for her Ability, in the [Page] third, for her numerous Progeny: she and her Suburbs being decored with two severall Burses or Exchanges, and beautified with two eminent Gardens of Exercise, knowne by the names of Artillery and Military. I shall not need to insist much either upon her Extension, or Dimension, nor to compare her with other eminent Cities that were, or are, it having beene an Argument treated of by Authentick Authors, and the laborious project of many learned Pennes, and frequently celebrated upon the like dayes of Solemnity.
And although by the space of Tenne yeares last past, there hath not beene any Lord Major free of that Company, yet was there within Twelve yeeres before that sixe Lord Majors of the same. And it shall not bee amisse to give you a briefe Nomination of some Honourable Praetors, and those of prime Remarke in that Company: Sir Henry Fitz-Alwin Draper, was the first Lord Major of this Citie, which place hee held for foure and twenty yeeres together, and upward; and in the first yeere of his Majoralty, Anno 1210. London-Bridge, which was before made of Timber, was begun to be built of Stone. Sir William Powltney was foure times Lord Major; 1337 he built a Chappell in Pauls, where hee lyeth buried, and erected a Colledge neere unto the Church of St. Laurence Powltney, London: He moreover built the Church of little Alhallows in Thames street, with other pious and devout Acts. Iohn Hind Draper, Lord [Page] Major 1405, built the Church of Sr. Swithen by London-stone, &c. Sir Iohn Norman was the first that rowed in his Bardge to Westminster, when hee went to take his Oath: Sir Richard Hardell face in the Judicatory Seate sixe yeares together: Simon Eyre Lord Major, built Leaden-Hall at his owne proper costs and charges: Sir Richard Pipe, George Monox, Lord Major 1515, and Sir Iohn Milborne, were great Erectors of Almes-houses, Hospitalls, &c. and left liberally to the poore: Sir Richard Campion perfected divers charitable workes, left unfinish't by Sir Iohn Milborne before named. Sir Thomas Hayes 1615▪ Sir Iohn Iolls 1616▪ Sir Edward Barkham, Sir Martin Lumley, Sir Allan Cotten, Sir Cuthbert Hacket, &c. To speake of them all, I should but spend Paper in a meere capitulation of their names, and neglect the project now in agitation.
The first Show by Water.
THe first Show by Water, is presented by Proteus in a beautiful Sea-Chariot: for the better Ornament, decored with divers Marine Nymphs and Sea-goddesses▪ &c. He sitteth or rideth upon a moving Tortois, which is reckoned amongst the Amphibiae, quòd in ambobus Elementis degant: That is, One of those Creatures that live in two Elements, the Water, and the Land; alluding to the Trading of the Right Honourable the present Lord Major, who is a Merchant, free of the Turkey, Italian, French, Spanish, Muscovy, and was late Governour of the East Indy-Company. This Proteus, or [Page] [...], that is, Primus, is held to be the first, or most ancient of the Sea-gods, the Sonne of Oceanus and Thetis, who could transhape himselfe into any Figure whatsoever, and was skilfull in Prediction: He was call'd Vertumnus à vertendo, because he indented or turned the course of the River Tyber, which floweth up to Rome, as the Thames to London; he was a King, and reigned in the Carpathian Island, which because it was full of boggs and marish places, (as lying neere unto the maine Ocean) he had that Title conferr'd on him to be a Marine god: when the Scithians thought to invade him, and by reason of the former impediments could no way damage his Countrey, it therefore increased their superstitious opinion to have him Deified. He was called also Pastor populi, that is, A Shepheard of the people; and is said also to feede Neptunes Fishes call'd Phocae.
It was a Custome amongst the Aegyptian Kings, to have their Scepters insculpt with sundry Hierogliphicks, or Figures, as a Lyon, a Dragon, a Tree, a flame of fire, &c. as their fancies lead them, for which that Proverb was conferr'd in him, Proteo mutabilior, that is, More changeable than Proteus. This Proteus, or Vertumnus, or Vesores, reigned in Aegypt some foure yeeres before the Trojan Warre, that is, Anno Mundi, 2752.
Proteus his Speech.
This Show is after brought off from the water, to attend upon the rest by Land, of which the first is,
The first Show by Land.
A Shepheard with his Skrip and Bottle, and his Dog by him; a sheep-hooke in his hand, round about him are his Flocke, some feeding, others resting in severall postures; the plat-forme adorn'd with Flowers, Plants, and Trees bearing sundry Fruits. And because this Worshipfull Society tradeth in Cloth, it is pertinent that I should speake something of the Sheepe, who is of all other foure-footed beasts the most harmelesse and gentle. Those that write of them, report, that in Arabia they have tayles three Cubits in length: In Chios they are the smallest, but their Milke and Cheese the sweetest, and best. The Lambe from her yeaning knoweth and acknowledgeth her Damme: Those are held to be most profitable for store, whose bodies are biggest, the fleece softest and thickest, and their legs shortest. Their Age is reckoned at Tenne yeeres, [Page] they breed at Two, and cease at Nine: The Ewes goe with their young an Hundred and fifty dayes. Pliny saith, the best Wooll Apulia and Italy yeelds, and next them Milesium, Tarentum, Canusium, and Laodicea in Asia; their generall time of sheering is in Iuly: The Poet Laberius called the Rammes of the Flocke Reciproci-cornes, and Lanicutes, alluding to the writhing of their Hornes and their Skinnes bearing Wooll: The Bell-weather, or Captaine of the Flocke is call'd Vervex sectarius, &c.
The Shepheards Speech.
The second Show by Land.
THe second Show by land is an Indian Beast, called a Rinoceros, which being presented to the life, is for the rarenesse thereof, more fit to beautifie a Triumph: his Head, Necke, Backe, Buttockes, Sides, and Thighes, armed by Nature with impenetrable Skales; his Hide or Skinne of the colour of the Boxe-tree, in greatnesse equall with the Elephant, but his Legges are somewhat shorter: an enemy to all beasts of rapine and prey, as the Lyon, Leopard, Beare, Wolfe, Tiger, and the like: but to others, as the Horse, Asse, Oxe, Sheep, &c. [Page] which feede not upon the life and blood of the weaker, but of the grasse and hearbage of the field, harmlesse and gentle, ready to succour them, when they be any way distressed. Hee hath a short horne growing from his nose, and being in continuall enmity with the Elephant, before hee encounter him, he sharpeneth it against a stone, and in the sight aimeth to wound him in the belly, being the softest place about him, and the soonest pierc'd: He is back't by an Indian, the speaker.
The Indians Speech.
The third Show by Land.
THe third Show by land is a Ship, fully accommodated with all her Masts, Sayles, Cordage, Tacklings, Cables, Anchors, Ordnance, &c. in that small Modell, figuring the greatest Vessell: But concerning Ships and Nauigation, with the honour and benefits thence accrewing, I have lately delivered my [Page] selfe so amply in a Booke published the last Summer of his Majesties great Shippe, called the Soveraigne of the Seas, that to any, who desire to be better certified concerning such things, I referre them to that Tractate, from whence they may receive full & plenteous satisfaction: I come now to a yong Sailor the Speaker.
The Speech from the Shippe.
The fourth Show by Land.
THe fourth Show by Land beares the Title Porta Pietatis, The Gate of Piety: which is the doore by which all zealous and devout men enter into the fruition of their long hoped for happinesse: It is a delicate and artificiall composed structure, built Temple-fashion, as most genuine and proper to the persons therein presented. The Speaker is Piety [Page] her selfe, her habit, best suiting with her condition; upon her head are certaine beames or raies of gold, intimating a glory belonging to sanctity; in one hand an Angelicall staffe, with a Banner; on the other Arme a Crosse Gules in a field Argent: upon one hand sits a beautifull Childe, representing Religion, upon whose Shield are figured Time, with his daughter Truth: her Motto Vincit veritas: In another copartment sitteth one representing the blessed Virgin, Patronesse of this Right Worshipfull Society, Crowned: in one hand a Fanne of Starres, in the other a Shield, in which are inscribed three Crownes (gradatim) ascending, being the Armes or Escutchion of the Company, and her Motto that which belongeth unto it: Deo soli Honor & gloria: that is, unto God onely be Honour and Glory: Next her sit the three Theologicall Graces, Faith, Hope, and Charity, with three Escutchions, Faiths motto, Fidei ala, Caeli scala: The wings of Faith are the ladder by which we scale heaven. Hopes, Solum spernit qui Caelum sperat: hee hates the Earth, that hopes for Heaven. Loves Motto, Vbi charitas, non est Caritas, who giveth willingly, shall never want wretchedly. A sixth personateth Zeale, in whose Escutchion is a burning Hart: Her word; In tepida, frigida, flagrans: neither luke-warme, nor key-cold, but ever burning: A seventh figureth Humility: Her's In terra Corpus, in Coelo Cor: the body on earth, the heart in Heaven. And last Constancies: Metam tangenti Corona; A Crowne belongeth [Page] to him who persevereth to the end. I come to the Speech.
Piety the Speaker.
There now remaineth onely the last Speech at Night, spoken by Proteus, which concludes the Tryumph.
The Speech at Night.
[Page]I will not speake much concerning the two Brothers, Mr. Iohn and Mathias Christmas, the Modellers and Composers of those severall Peeces this day presented to a mighty confluence, (being the two succeeding Sonnes of that most ingenious Artist Mr. Gerard Christmas) to whom, and to whose Workmanship I will onely conferre that Character, which being long since (upon the like occasion) conferr'd upon the Father, I cannot but now meritedly bestow upon the Sonnes: Men, as they are excellent in their Art, so they are faithfull in their performance.