A MARVELOVS Hystory intitulede, Beware the Cat. Conteynyng diuerse wounder­full and incredible matters. Uery pleasant and mery to read.

GEVE GOD THE GLORYE NOWE AND EVER MORE

¶ IMPRINTED AT LONDON, IN Fléetestrete at the signe of the Faulcon by Wylliam Gryffith: and are to be sold at his shop in S. Dunstons Church­yarde. Anno. 1570.

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¶ Loue and Liue.
¶ To the Right worshipfull Esquier maister Iohn Yong, Grace and health.

I Haue penned for your masterships pleasure one of the sto­ries which maister Streamer tolde the last Christmas, and which you so faine wold haue heard reported by master Fe­res him selfe. And although I be vnable to penne or speake it so pleasantly as he could, yet haue I so nerely vsed both the order and wordes of him that spake them, which is not the least vertue of a reporter that I doubt not but that he and maister VVillot shal in the reading thinke they heare master Strea­mer speake, and he him selfe in the like acti­on shall doubt whether he speaketh or rea­deth. I haue deuided his oration into three partes, and put the argument before them, and an instruction after them with such notes as might be gathered therof: so ma­king it booke like, and intituled. Be ware the Cat. But because I doubt whether master Streamer wilbe contented that other men plowe with his oxen, I meane penne such thinges as he speaketh, which perhaps hee [Page] would rather do him selfe to haue (as he de­serueth) the glory of both therfore I besech you to learne his mind herein. And if he a­gree it passe in such sorte, yet that he peruse it before the Printing, and amend it if in any poynt I haue mistaken him. I pray you likewise to aske master Ferres his iudge­ment herein, and shewe him that the cure of the great plague of master Sreamers translation out of the Arabicke, which hee sent me from Margets, shalbe Imprinted assone as I may conueniently. And it I shall perceaue by your tryall, that master Strea­mer allowe my endeuours in this kinde, I will hereafter as Plato did by Socrates penne such things out of the rest of our Christmas communications, as shalbe to his great glo­rie, and no lesse pleasure to all them that de­sire such kinds of knowledge. In the meane while I besech you accept my good will, and learne to beware the Cat. So shal you not only performe that I seke but also please the Almightie who alwayes pres you:

Amen.

Yours to his power. [...] B.

The Argument.

IT chaunced that at Christmas last I was at the Court with master Ferres then master of the Kyngs maiesties pastimes about the setting forth of certaine enterludes, which for the kynges recrea­tion we had deuised and were in learning. In which time among many other exercises among our selues we vsed nightly at our lodging to talke of sundry thinges for the furtheraunce of such offices wherin ech man as than serued. For which purpose it plea­sed master Ferres to make me his bedfellowe, and vpon a pallet cast vpon the rushes in his owne cham­ber to lodge master willot and. M. Streamer, the one his Astronimor the other his diuine. And among many other thinges to long to reherse, it hapned on a night which I thinke was the. xxviij. of Decem­ber after that M. Ferres was come from the court and in bead, there fell a controuersie betwene M. Streamer who with M. willot had already slept his first slepe, and I that was newly come to bead the effect wherof was whether birdes and beastes had reason, the occasion wherof was this. I had heard that the kings players were learning a play of Esops Crow, wherin the most parte of the actors were birdes, the deuice wherof I discommended, saying it was not commicall to make eyther spechles things to speake, or brutish things to common rea­sonably. And although in a tale it were suffreable to Imagine and tel of somthing by them spoken or rea­sonably done, which kind Esop laudably vsed, yet it was vncomly sayd I and without example of any author to bring them in liuly peirsonages to speake, do, reason, and alaege au [...]orities out of authours. M. Streamer my Lo [...] [...]uine, being more diuine in this poynt than I was ware of, held the contrary parte, affirming that beastes and foules had reason, and that as much as men, yea and in some poyntes more. master Ferres him selfe and his Astronimer [Page] wakened with our talke harkened to vs, but would take parte on neither side. And whan M. Strea­mer had for profe of his assercion declared many thinges of Oliphants that walked vppon cordes, Hedgehogges that knewe alwayes what weather would come, Fores and Dogges that after thoy had bene all night abrode killing Geese and Sheepe would come home in the morning & put their neckes into their collers, Parates that bewayled their ke­pers death, Swallowes that with Selandine open their young ones eyes, and an hundred things more which I denied to come of reason, and to be but na­turall kindly actions, alleging for my profe authority of most graue and learned Philosophers, well quod master Streamer I know what I know, and I speake not onely what by hearsay of some Philoso­phers I knowe, but what I my selfe haue proued. why (quod I then) haue you profe of beastes and fowles reason? yea (quod he) I haue heard them & vnderstand them both speake and reason aswel as I here & vnderstand you: at this M. Ferres laughed. But I remembring what I had read in Albertes workes, thought there might be somwhat more than I knew, wherfore I asked him what beastes or fowles he had heard, and where and whan: At this he pawsed a while, & at last sayd: If I thought you could be content to heare me, and without any interruption till I haue done to marke what I say, I would tel you such a story of one piece of my own [...] experimenting, as should both make you wonder, & put you out of doubt c [...] this matter. But this I promise you aforet I do tell it, that as sone as any man curiously interrupteth me, I will leaue of and not speake one word more. When we had promised quietly to heare, he turning him selfe so in his bead as we might best heare him, sayd:

¶ FINIS.

¶ The first parte of master Streamers oracion.

BEing lodged as I thanke him I haue bene often, at a frends house of mine, which more rowmish within than garish without, standeth at Sainct Martins lane end, and hangeth partly vpon the towne WalWhy Al­de [...]gate was so na­med. that is called Aldersgate, eyther of one Al­dricke, or els of Elders, that is to say aun­cient men of the Citie which among them builded it, as Bishops did Bishopsgate: Bish [...] builded [...]shopsgate. or els of Eldern trees, which perchaunce as they do in the gardens now ther about, so while the cōmon there was vacaunt grue aboundantly in the same place where the gate was after builded, and called therof Elderngate: as Moregate toke the name ofWhy moregate. the feeld without it, which hath bene a ve­ry Moore. Or els because it is the most auncient gate of the Citie, was therof in respect of the other, as Newgate, called theWhy Newgate. [...]ergate. Or els as Ludgate taketh theWhy L [...]gate. name of Lud, who builded it, so moste parte of Haroldes (I know) will sonest as­sent that Aluredus builded this. But they are decesued. For he and his wife Algay Why Al­gate. [Page] builded Algate which therof taketh the name, as Criplegate doth of a Criple who begged so much money in his life as put toWhy Cry­ple gate. the siluer Wethercocke which he stole from Poules steple, after his death buildedPowles weather cocke was siluer. it.

But wherof so euer this gate Alder­gate tooke the name, which longeth chiefly to Historyes to know, at my frendes houss which as I sayd standeth so nere it that it is ouer it, I lay often times, and that for sundry causes. Somtime for lacke of other lodging, & sometime as while my Gréeks Alphabets were in printing to se that they might be truly corrected. And sure it is aAgaynst yong mens negligence. shame for all young men that they be no more studious in the tounges, but the world is now come to that passe, that if he can prate a litle Latine, & handle a RacketAgaynst vnlawefull games. and a payre of fire square bowles, he shall soner obteine any liuing than the best learned in a whole Citie: which is cause that learning is dispised, and bagagical things so much aduaunced.

While I lay at the forsayd house for the causes aforesayd, I was lodged in a Chamber harde by the Printing house, which had a fayre Bay window opening

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