THis is the Countesse Eugenias house I thinke, I can neuer hit of theis same English Cittie howses, tho I were borne here: if I were in 〈◊〉 Citty in Fraunce, I coulde find any house there at midnight.

Theis two strange hungrie knights (VVil) make the leanest trenchers that euer I waited on.

A plague on them Iack, they leaue vs no fees at all, for our attendance, I thinke they vse to sett their b •… nes in siluer they pick them so cleane, see, see, see Iack whats that?

A my worde ( 〈◊〉 ) tis the great Baboone, that was to be seene in Southwarke.

Is this he? gods my life what beastes were we, tha •… we wood not •… ee him all this while, neuer trust mee if hee looke not somewhat like a man, see how pretely hee holds the torche in one of his forefeete, wheres his keeper 〈◊〉 owe, is he broke loose?

Hast euer an Apple about thee (VVill) weele take him vp sure, we shall get a monstrous deale of mony with him.

That we sh •… ll yfath boy, and looke thou here, heres a red cheekt apple to take him vp with.

Excellent •… it a my credit, lets lay downe our prouant, and to him.

Ile let them alone a while.

Giue me the apple to take vp Iacke, because my name is Iacke.

Hold thee Iacke, take it.

Come Iack •… , come Iacke, come Iacke.

I will come to your Sir, Ile Iacke ye a my worde, Ile Iacke ye.

Gods me he speakes Iacke, O pray pardon vs Sir▪

Out ye m •… pede monckies can yee not knowe a man from a Marmasett, in theis Frenchified dayes of ours? na •… ile Iackefie you alittle better yet.

Nay good Sir, good Sir, pardon vs▪

Pardon vs, out ye home-bred peasants, plain english, pardon vs, if you had parled, & not spoken, but said pardonne moy▪ I wood haue pardon'd you, but since you speake, and not parley, I will cudgell ye better yet.

O pardonne moy mounsieur.

Bièn iè vous remercie, thers pardonne pour vous Sir now.

Why I thanke ye for it Sir, you seeme to bee a Squire of our order Sir.

Whose page might you be Sir.

I am now the great French Traualers page▪

Or rather the frēch Traualer •… great page. Sir, on, on

Hight Captaine Fouleweather, alias Comendations; whose valours within here at super with the Coū •… es Eugenia, whose propper eaters I take you two to be.

You mistake vs not Sir.

This captain Fouleweather, alias Cōmendations (Wil) is the gallāt that wil needs be a sutor to our Coūtes

Faith and if Fouleweather be a welcome suiter to a •… aire Ladie, has good lucke.

O Sir, beware of one that can showre into the▪ lapps of Ladies, Captaine Fowleweather? why hees a Captinado, or C •… ptaine of Captaines, and will lie in the •… r io •… ntes that giue him cause to worke v •… pon them so heauylie, that hee will make their hartes ake I warrant him▪ Captaine Fowleweather? why hee will make the cold stones sweate for feare of him, a day or two befo •… e he come at them. Captaine Fowleweather? why he does so dominere, and raigne ouer women.

A plague of Cap •… aine Fowleweather I remēber him now Jack, and know him to be a dull moist braind Asse.

A Southerne man I thinke.

As fearefull as a Hare, & a will lye like a Lapwing, & I know how he came to be a Captain, & to haue his Surname of Commendations.

How I preethee Will?

Why Sir he serued the great Ladie Kingcob, and was yeoman of her wardroppe, & because a cood brush vp her silkes lustely, she thought hee would curry the enemies coates as soundly, and so by her commendations, he was made Captaine in the lowe Countries.

Then being made Captaine onely by his Ladies comme •… dations, without any worth also of his owne, he was euer after surnamde Captaine Commendations?

Right.

I Sir right, but if he had not said right, my Captaine shoulde haue taken no wrong at his handes, nor yours neither I can tell ye.

What are those two Knights names, that are thy captaines Comrades, and within at supper with our Lady?

One of their names Sir, is, Sir Gyles Goosecappe, the others Sir Cutt. Rudseby.

Sir Gyles Goosecappe whats he a gentleman?

I that he is at least if he be not a noble man, and his chiefe house is in Essex.

In Essex? did not his Auncestors come out of Londō

Yes that they did Sir, the best Gosecappes in England, comes out of London I assure you.

I but Sir these must come into it before they come out ont I hope, but what countriman is •… ir Cutt. Rudeby?

A Northern man, or a VVesternmā I take him, but my Captaine is the Emphaticall man; and by that pretty word Emphaticall •… ou shall partly know him; for tis a very forcible word in troth, & yet he forces it too much by his fauour; mary no more then he does all the rest of his wordes; with whose multiplicitie often times he trauailes himsele out of all good company.

Like enough; he trauaild for nothing else.

But what qualities haunt Sir Gyles Goosecap now Sir?

Sir Gyles Goosecap has alwayes a deathes head (as it were) in his mouth, •… or his onely one reason for •… uery thing is, because wee are all mortall; and therefore hee is generally cald the mortall knight; then hath he another prettie phrase too, and that is▪ he will tickle the vanitie ant still in euery thing and this is your Summa totalis of both their virtues.

Tis enough, tis enough, as long as they haue land enough, but now muster your thirde person afore vs I beseech you,

The thirde person and second knight blunt Sir Cutt. Rudesby, is indeed blunt at a sharpe wit, and sharpe at a blun •… wit a good bustling gal •… ant talkes well at Rouers; he is two parts souldier; as slouenlie as a Switzer, and somewhat like one in face too; for he weares a bush beard wil dead a Cannon shott better then a woolpacke: hee will come in •… o the presence like yor Frenchman •… n foule bootes▪ and dares eate garlik as a prep •… atiue to his Cour •… ship; you shall knowe mo •… e of hi •… h •… reafter; but good wags let me winne you now, for the Geographicall parts of your Ladies in requitall.

That you shall Sir, and the Hydrographicall too and you will; first my Ladie the widowe, and Countes •… ugenia, is in earnest, a most worthy Ladie, and indeede can doe more then a thousand other Ladies can doe I can tell ye.

Whats that I pray thee?

Mary Sir, he meanes she can do more then sleep, and eate and drinke; and play at noddy, and helpe to make hir selfe readie.

Can she so?

She is the best scholler of any woman but one in England, she is wi •… e and vertuous,

Nay shee has one stra •… ge qualitie for a woman besides, tho these be strange enough that hee has rekoned.

For Gods sake whats that?

She can loue reaso •… able constantly, for she loued her husband only, almost a whole yeere togeather.

Thats strange indeed, but what is youre faire Ladie Sir?

My Ladie Sir, the Ladie Hippolita.

That is as chast as euer was Hippolitus.

(True my prettie Parenthesis) is halfe a maid, halfe a wife, and hal •… e a widdowe.

Strange tale to tell; howe canst thou make this good my good Assumpsit.

Thus Sir, •… he was betroathed to a gallant young gentleman that loude hir with such passion and admiration that he neuer thought he could bee so blessed as to en •… oy her in sull marriage, till the minister was marrying them, and euen then when he was saying I Charles take thee Hippolita; with extreame ioy he began to looke pale, then going forwardes saying to my wedded wife, he lookt paler, and, then pronouncing, for richer for poorer as long as we both shall liue, he lookt extreame pale; Now sir when she comes to speake her parte, and said, I Hippolota take thee Charles, hee began to faint for ioy, then saying to my wedded husband, hee began to sinke, but then going forth too for better sor wo •… e, he coulde stand no longer but with verie conceit it seemd, that shee whome hee tendred as the best of all thinges, shoulde pronounce the worst, and for his sake too, hee suncke downe right, and died sodenly: And thus being halfe married, & her halfe husband wholy dead, I hope I may with discretion affirme her, halfe a maide, halfe a wife, and halfe a widdowe; do ye conceiu •… me Sir?

O Lord Sir, I deuoure you quicke; and now Sir I beseech you open vnto me your tother Ladie, what is shee?

Ile answere for her, because I know her Ladiship to be a perfect maide indeed.

How canst thou know that?

Passing perfectly I warrant ye.

By measuring her necke twice, and trying if it will come about hir forehead, and slyp ouer her nose?

No Sir no, by a rule that wil not slip so I warrant you, which for hir honours sake I wil let slip vnto you, gods so Iack▪ I thinke they haue supt.

Bir Ladie we haue waited wel the while.

VVell though they haue lost their attendance, let not vs lose our Suppers Iack.

I doe not meane it, come Sir you shall goe in and drinke with vs y faith.

Pardonne moy mounsieur.

•… o pardoning in trueth Sir,

Ie vous remercy de-bon Ceur.

A plague on you sweete Ladies, tis not so late, what needed you to haue made so short a supper.

In truth Sir Cutt. we might haue tickled the vanitie ant, an howre longer if my watch be trustible.

I but how should theis bewties knowe that Sir Gyles? your watch is mortall, and may erre.

T •… ats •… ooth Captain, but do you hear hone •… 〈◊〉 pray take a light, and see if the mo •… ne shine, I haue a Sunne diall will resolue presently.

Howsoeuer belieue it Ladies, tis vnwholesome, vncourtlie, vnpleasant to eate hastelie, & rise sodainly, a mā can shew no discourse, no witt, no stirring, no varietie, no prettie conceits, to make the meate goe down emphaticaly?

Wi •… fred.

M •… dam.

I prethie goe to my vnkle the Lord Momford, and intreat him to come quicken our eares with some of his pleas •… nt Spirit; This •… ame Fowleweather •… as made me so melanchollie, prethie make haste.

I will madam.

VVe will bid our guests good night madam, this sa •… e Fowleweather makes me so fleepie.

Fie vppon it, for Gods sake shut the Casements, heres such a fulsome aire comes into this chamber; in good faith madame you must keepe your house in better reparations, this same Fowlweather beats in so filthily.

Ile take order with the Porter for it Ladie, good night gentlemen.

VVhy good night & be hāgd, & youl needs be gon.

God giue you good night madams, thanke you for my good cheere, weele tickle the vani •… e ant, no longer with you at this time, but ile ind •… te your La: to supper at my lodging one of these mornings; and that ere long too, because we are all mortall you know.

Light the Ladie Penelope, and the Ladie Hippolita to their chambers, good night faire Ladies.

Good night madam, I wish you may sleepe well after your light supper.

I warrant you Ladie I shall neuer be troubled with dreaming of my Frēch Suter.

VVhy how now my Frēchified captain Fowlweather? by gods ludd thy Surname is neuer thought vpō here, I perceiue heeres no bodie giues thee any cōmendations.

VVhy this is the vntrauaild rudnes of our grose English Ladies •… ow; would any French Ladie v •… e a man thus thi •… ke ye? be they any way so vnciuil, and fulsome? they say they weare fowle smockes, and course smockes, I say they lie, and I will die int.

I, doe so, pray thee, thou shalt die in a very honorable cause, thy countries generall quarrell right.

Their smockes quoth you? a my worde you shal take them vp so white, and so pure, so sweet, so Emphaticall, so moouing.

I marry Sir, I think they be continually mouing.

But if their smockes were Course or foule.

Nay I warrant thee thou ca rest not, •… o thou wer: at them.

S'death they put not all their virtues in their smockes, or in their mockes, or in their stew de cockes as our Ladies doe.

But in their stewde pox, theres all their gentilitie.

Nay good Sir Cutt. doe not agrauate him no more.

Then are they so kinde, so wise, so familiare so noble, so sweet in entertainment, that when you shal, haue cause to descourse or sometimes to come neerer! them; if your breath bee ill, your teeth ill, or any thing about you ill why they will presently breake with ye, in kind sort, good termes, pre •… ty experiments, and tell you plaine this; thus it is with your breath Sir, thus it is with your teeth Sir, this is your disease, and this is your medicine.

As I am true mortall Knight, it is most superlatiuely good, this.

Why this is Courtly now, this is sweete, this plaine, this is familiar, but by the Court of France, our peuishe dames are so proud, so precise, so coy, so disdain •… full, and so subtill, as the Pomonean Serpent, mort dieu the Punck of Babilon was neuer so subtill.

Nay doe not chafe so Captaine.

Your Frenchman wood euer chase Sir Cutt, being thus moude.

VVhat? and play with his beard so.

I and bry •… le, it doth expresse that passion of anger very full and emphaticall.

Nay good knight if your French wood bry •… le, let •… im alone, introth our Ladies are a little too coy and subtill Captaine indeed.

Subtle Sir Giles Goosecappe? I assure your Soule, they are as subtill with their suters, or loues, as the Latine Dialect where the nominatiue Case, and the verbe, the Sub •… antiue, and the Adiectiue, the verbe, and the verbe, stand as far a sunder, as if they were perfect strangers one to another; and you shall hardly find them out, but then learne to Construe, and perse them, and you shall find them prepard, and acquainted, & agree together, in Case, gender, and number.

I detest Sir Cutt, I did not thinke hee had bin halfe the quintissence of a •… choller he is.

Slydd theres not one of them truely emphatical.

Yes Ile ensure you Captaine, there are many of them truely Emphaticall but all your French Ladies are not fatt? are they Sir?

Fatt Sir, why doe yee thinke Emphaticall is fatt Sir Giles?

Gods my life brother knight, didst thou thinke so? hart I know not what it is my selfe, but yet I neuer thought it was fatt, Ile be sworne to thee.

Why if any true Courtly dame had had but this new fashioned sute, to entertaine any thing in differently stuffed, why you should haue had her more respectiue by farre.

Nay theres some reason for that Captaine, me thinks a true woman should perpetually doate vppon a new fa •… ion.

VVhy y'are i'thright Sir Cutt. Innoua fert Ani •… mus m •… tatas dicere-formas. tis the mind of man, and woman to affect new fashions; but to our Mynsatiues for sooth, if he come like to your Besognio, or your bore, so he bee rich, or emphaticall, they care not; would I might neuer excell a dutch Skipper in Courtshippe if I did not put distaste into my cariage of purpose; I knew I should not please them. Lacquay? allume le torche.

Slydd, heres nei •… her Torch, nor Lacquay me thinks.

O mon dew.

O doe not sweare Captaine.

Your Frenchman •… uer sweares Sir Cutt, vpon the lacke of his Lacquay I assure you.

See heere he comes, and my Ladies two pages, they haue bin tickling the vanitie ont yfa •… th.

Captaine •… owleweather, my Ladie the Countes Eugenia commends hir most kindly to you, and is determined to morrowe morning earely if it be a frost to take her Coach to Barnet to bee nipt where if it please you, to meet her, and accompany her homewarde, ioyning your wit with the frost, and helpe to nippe her, She does not doubt but tho you had a sad supper, you will haue a ioyfull breakefast.

I shall indeed my deeare youth.

Why Captaine I abusd thee, I see: I said the Ladies respected thee not, and n •… w Iperceiue the widowe is in loue with thee.

Sblood knight I knew I had strucke her to the quicke, I wondred shee departed in that extrauagant fashion: I am sure I past one Passado of Courtship vppon her, that has hertofore made a lane amongst the French Ladies like a Culuering •… hot, Ile be sworne; and I think Sir Gyles you saw how she fell vnder it.

O as cleare as can dlelight, by this day-light.

O good knight a the post, heele sweare any thing.

The other two Ladies commend them no lesse kindly to you two knights too; & desire your worships wood meete them at Barnet ith morning with the Captaine.

O. good Sir.

Our worships shal attend their Ladiships thether.

No Sir Giles by no meanes, they will goe priuately thether, but if you will meet them there.

Meet them, weele die fort, but weele meet them.

Lets goe thether to night knights, and you bee true gailants.

Content.

How greedely they take it in Sirra.

No it is too farre to goe to night, weele bee vp betimes ith morning, and not goe to bedd at all.

Why its but ten miles, & a fine cleere nightS. Gyles

But ten miles? what doe ye talke Captaine?

VVhy doost thinke its any more?

I, •… elaie ten pounds its more then ten mile, or twelue either.

VVhat to Barnet?

I, to Barnet?

Slidd, Ile laie a hūdred poūd with thee, if thou wilt.

Ile laie fiue hundred, to a hundred, Slight I will not be out borne with a wager, in that I know, I am sure it was foure yeares agon ten miles thether, and I hope tis more now, Slidd doe not miles growe thinke you, as well as other Animals.

O wise Knight!

I neuer Innd in the Towne but once, and then they lodged me in a Chamber so full of theise Ridiculus Fleas, that I was faine to lie standing all night, and yet I made my man rise, and put out the candle too, because they should not see to bire me.

A prettie proiect.

Intruth Captain if I might aduise you, you should tarrie, and take the morning afore you.

How? O •… on Diew, how the villaine poulltrou •… e, dishonours his trauaile? you Buffonly Mouchroun, are you so mere rude, and English to aduise your Captaine?

Nay I prethie Fouleweather be not tēpesteous with thy poore Lacquay.

Tēpesteous Sir Cutt, will your Frenchman thinke you, suffer his Lacquay to adui •… e him?

O God you must take heed Lacquy how you aduise your captain, your Frēch lacquay would not haue donit.

He would haue bin poxt •… irst: Allume le torche, sweet pages commend vs to your Ladies, say wee kisse their white handes, and will not faile to meete them▪ knights which of you leades?

Not we Sir, you are a Captaine, and a leader.

Besides, thou art commended for the better man, for thou art very Commendations it selfe, and Captaine Commendations.

VVhy, what tho I be Captaine Commendations?

VVhy and Captain comme ndations, is hartie? commendations, for Captaines are hartie I am sure, or else hang them,

VVhy, what if I bee harty Commendations, come, come, sweete knights leade the way.

O Lorde Sir, alwaies after my hartie Commendations.

Nay then you conquer mee with president, by the Autenticall forme of all Iustice letters. Alloun.

Heres a most sweet Gudgeon swallowed, is there not?

I but how will they disgest it thinkest thou? when they shall finde our Ladies not there?

I haue a vaunt-Curriing deuise shall make them digest it most healthfully.

Thanks gentle friends is your good Lord and mine, gon vp to bedd yet?

I do assure ye not Sir, not yet, nor yet, my deep, and studious friend, not yet musicall Clarence.

My Lord?

Nor yet, thou sole deuider of my Lordshippe.

O harke you Sir, this waiwarde moode of yours must syfted be, or rather rooted out, youle no more musick Sir?

Not now my Lord,

Begon my masters then to bedd, to bedd.

I thanke you honest fri •… nds

Hence with this book & now Mou •… sieur Clarence, methinks plaine & prose friendship would do excellent well betwixt vs comethus Sir, or rather thus, come Sir tis time I trowe that we both liu'd like one bodie, thus, a •… d that both our sides were sli •… , and Concorporat with Organs fit to effect an indiuiduall passage euen for out very thoughts; suppose wee were one bodie now, and I charge you beleeue it; where of I am the hart, and you the liuer.

Your Lordship might well make that diuision if you knew the plaine song.

O Sir, and why so I pray?

First because the heart, is the more worthy entraile, being the first that is borne, and moues, and the last that moues, and dies; and then being the fountaine of heate too, for wheresoeuer our heate does not flowe directly from the hart to the other Organs, there, their action must of necessitie cease, and so without you I nether would nor could liue.

VVel Sir for these reasons I may be the heart▪ why may you be the liuer now?.

I am more then ashamde, to tell you that my Lord.

Nay nay be not too suspitious of my iudgemēt, in you I beseech you: asham'd friend? if your loue ouercome not that shame, a shame take that loue I saie. Come sir why may you be the li •… er?

The plaine and short truth is (my Lord) because I am all liuer, and tournd louer.

Louer?

Louer y faith my Lord.

Now I prethee let me leape out of my skin for ioy why thou wil •… not now reviue the sociable mirth of thy sweete disposition? wilt thou shine in the world a new? and make those that haue fleighted thy loue, with the Austeritie of thy knowledge, doate on the againe with thy commaunding •… haft of their humors?

A las my Lord they are all farre out of my aimes and onely to fit my selfe a little better to your friendshippe, haue I giuen these wilfull raygnes to my affections.

And y faith is my sower friend to all worldlie desires ouertaken with the hart of the world? Loue I shall be monstrous proud now, to heare shees euerie way a most rare woman that I know thy spirit, & iudgement hath chosen, is she wise? is she noble? is she capable of thy vertues? will she kisse this forehead with iudiciall lipps? where somuch iudgement & vertue deserues it? Come brother Twinn, be short I charge you, & name me the woman.

Since your Lordship will shorten the length of my follies relation, the woman that I so passionateli •… loue, is no worse Ladie then your owne Neece, the too worthi •… Countesse Euge •… ia.

VVhy so, so, so, you are a worthie friend are you not to conce •… le this loue-mine in your head, and would not open it to your hart, now beshrow my hart, if my hart dance not for ioy tho my hee •… es do not, & they doe not, because I will not set that at my heeles that my friends set at his heart, what? friende and Nephew? both nephewis a far inferior title to friend I confesse, but I wil preferre the backwards (as many friends doe) & leaue their friends woorse then they found them,

But my noble Lo. it is almost a prodegie, that I being onely a poore Gentleman and farre short of that state and wealth that a Ladie of her greatnesses in both will expect in her husband.

Hold thy doubt friend, neuer feare any woman, vnlesse thy selfe be made of strawe, or some such drie matter, and she of lightning, Audacitie prospers aboue probabilitie in all worldhe matters, dost not thou knowe that Fortune gouernes them without order, and therefore reason the mother of order is none of her counsaile, why should a man desiring to aspire an vnreasonable creature which is a woman? seeke her fruition by reasonable meanes, because thy selfe bindes vppon reason, wilt thou looke for congruitie in a woman? why? there is not one woman amongst one thousand, but will speake false Latine, and breake Priscians head, attempt nothing that you may with great reason doubt of, and out of doubt you shall obtaine nothing, I tell thee friend the enmine •… t confidence of strong spirits is the onely wich-craft of this world, Spirits wrastling with spirits, as bodies? with bodies? this were enough to make the hope well, if she were one of these painted communities, that are rauisht with Coaches, and vpper hands, and braue men of durt: but thou knowest friend shees a good scholler, and like enough to, bite at the rightest reason, and reason euermore Ad optima hortetur: to like that which is best, not that which is brauest, or rightest, or greatest, and so consequently worst, But proue what she can, we will turne her, and winde her, and make her so plyant that we will drawe her through a wedding ring y faith.

Would to god we might my Lord.

Ile warrant thee friend.

VVhere is mistris Winnyfred; for my Lady Eugenia desires to speake with your Lordshippe.

Marrie enter mistris Winnifred euen here I pray thee, from the Ladie E •… genia, doe you heare friend?

Very easilie on that side my Lord.

Let me feele? does not thy heart pant apace, by my hart well labor'd Cupid, the field is yours sir God, and vppon a verie honourable composition, I am sent for now I am sure, and must euen trusse and to her:

wittie mistris Winnifred, nay come neere woman I am sure this Gentleman thinkes his chamber the sweeter for your deare presence.

My absence shall thanke him my Lord.

VVhat rude Mistris Winnifred? nay faith you shall come to him, and kisse him, for his kindenesse.

Nay good my Lord, Ile neuer goe to the market for that ware I can haue it brought hōe to my dore

O Winnifred, a man may know by the m •… rket folkes how the market goes.

So you may my Lord, but I knowe fewe Lords that thinke scorne to go to that market thēselues.

To goe to it Winnifred, nay to ride to it y faith.

Thats more then I knowe my Lord.

Youle not belieue it till you are then a horsebacke, will ye?

Come, come, I am sent of a message to you wil you heare it?

Stoppe, stoppe faire Winnifred, would you haue audience so soone, there were no state in that y faith; this faire gentlewoman sir.

Nuw we shall haue a fiction I beleiue.

Had three Suiters at once.

Youle leaue out none my Lord.

No more did you Winnifred you enterferde with them all in 〈◊〉 .

O Monstrous Lord by this light!

Now Sir 〈◊〉 make my tale short I will doe that which she did not; vz. leaue out the two first, the third comming the third night for his turne.

My Lord, my Lord, my Ladie does that, that no bodie else does, desires your companie and so fare you well.

O stay a little sweet Winnifred, helpe me but to 〈◊〉 my pointes againe, and haue with you.

Not I by my truth my Lord, I had rather see your hose about your heeles, then I would helpe you to trusse a point.

O wittie Winnifred? for that left, take thy pasport, and tell thy Ladies thou leftst me with my hose about my heeles.

Well, well my Lord you shall sit till the mosse grow a bout you •… he les, ere I come at you againe.

She cannot abide to heare of her three Sui •… ; but is not this verie fit my sweete Clarence? Thou 〈◊〉 my rare Neece cannot sleep without me; but forthy company sake, she shall to night; and in the morning I will visit her earely; when doe thou but stand in that place, and thou maie •… t chance heare, (but art sure to see) in what subtill, and farre-fetcht manner Ile solicite her about thee.

Thanks worthie Lord.

I That haue studied with world- 〈◊〉 thoughts the waie of heauen, and how •… rew heauen is reacht

VVitty Mistrisse Wynnefred, where is your 〈◊〉 I pray?

Faith your Lordship is bould enough to •… eeke her out, i •… she were at her vrinall?

Then Sh'as done it seemes, for here she comes to saue mee that labour, away wenches, get you hence wenches.

VVhat, can you not abide my maides vnkle?

I neuer •… ood abide a maid in my life Neece, but either I draw away the maid, or the maidenhead with a wet finger.

You loue to make your selfe worse then you are stil.

I know fewe mend in this world Madam, For the worse the better thought on, the better the worse spoken on euer amongst women.

I wonder where you haue binne all this while with your sentences.

Faith where I must be again presently. I cannot stay long with you my deere Neece.

By my faith but you shall my Lorde, Gods pittie what wil become of you shortly, that you driue maids afore you, & offer to leaue widowes behind you, as mankindelie, as if you had taken a surfet of our Sex lately, and our very sight turnd your stomacke.

Gods my life, She abuses her best vnkle; neuer trust mee if it were not a good reuenge to helpe her to the losse of her widowhead.

That were a reuenge and a halfe, indeed.

Nay twere but a whole reuenge Neece, but such a reuenge as woulde more then obserue the true rule of a reuenge.

I know your rule before you vtter it, Vlciscere Inimico sed sine tuo incommodo.

O rare Neece, you may see, what tis to bee a a scholler now, Learning in a woman is like waight in gold, or Luster in Diamants, which in no other Stone is so rich or refulgent

But say deere Vnckle how could you finde in your heart to stay so long from me.

VVhy alas Neece, y'are so smeard with this willfull-widdowes three-yeeres blacke weede, that I neuer come to you, but I dreame of Courses, and Sepulchres, and Epitaths, all the night after, and therefore adew deere Neece.

Beshrew my hearte my Lorde, if you goe theis three houres.

Three houres? nay Neece, if I daunce attendance three houres (alone in her chamber) with an Lady so neere alide to me, I am verie idle isaith, marie with such an other; I woulde daunce, one, two, three, foure, and fiue, tho it cost me tenne shillings; and now I am in, haue at it, my head must deuise something while my feet are pidling thus, that may bring her to some fit consideration of my friend, who indeed is only a great scholler▪ and all his honours, and riches lie in his mind.▪

Come, Come, pray tell me vnckle, how does my cosen Momford?

VVhy, well, verie well Neece, & so is my friend Clarence well too, & then is there a worthie gentleman well as any is in England I can tell ye.

But when did you see my Cosen?

And tis pittie but he should do well, and he shall be well too, if all my wealth will make him well.

VVhat meanes hee by this tro yee, your Lo: is verie dancitiue me thinkes.

I, and I could tel you a thing would make your Ladiship verie dancitiue, or else it were verie dunsatiue yfaith. O how the skipping of this Christmas blocke of ours moues the blockhead heart of a woman, & indeed any thing that pleaseth the foolish eye which presently runnes with a lying tale of Excellence to the mind.

But I pray tell me my Lord could you tell me of a thing would make me dance say you?

VVel, farewell sweet Neece I must needs take my leaue in earnest.

Lord blesse vs, heres such a stir with your farewels.

I wil see you againe within these two or three dayes a my woord Neece.

Gods pretious, two or three dayes? why this Lord is in a marualous strange humor. Sit downe sweet Vnckle, yfaith I haue to talke with you about greate matters.

Say then deere Neece, bee shorte vtter your mind quickly now.

But I pray tell me first, whats that would make me daunce yfaith?

Daunce, what daunce? hetherto your dauncers legges bow for-sooth, and Caper, and Ierke, and Firke, and dandle the bodie aboue them, as it were their great childe, though the speciall Ierker bee aboue this place I hope, here lies that shudd fetch a perfect woman ouer the Coles yfaith.

Nay good Vnckle say whats the thing you could tel me of.

No matter, no matter▪ But let mee see a pass •… g prosperous forchead of an exceeding happie distāce betwixt the eye browes; a cle •… lightning eye; a temperate and •… eshe bloud in both the cheekes; excellent m •… arkes, most excellent markes of good fortune.

VVhy, how now Vnckle did you neuer see mee before!

Yes N •… ce▪ but the state of these thinges at this instant must bee specially obserued, and these outwarde signes being now in this cleere eleuation, showe your •… oubled mind is in an excellent power, to preferre them to act forth then a litle deere N •… ce.

This is excellent.

The Creses here are excellent good; The propor •… ion of the chin good; the little aptnes of it to sticke out; good. And the wart aboue it most exceeding good. Neuer trust me, if all things bee not answerable to the predictiō of a most diuine fortune towards her; uow if shee haue the grace to apprehend it in the nicke; thers all.

VVell my Lorde, since you will not tell me your secret, ile keepe another from you; with whose discouerie, you may much pleasure mee, and whose concealement may hurt my es •… ate. And if you bee no •… inder then to see mee so indangered; ile bee very patient of it I assure you.

Nay then it must instantly foorth. This kind con iuration euen fires it out of me; and (to be short) gather all your Iudgment togeather, for here it comes. Neece; Clarence Clarence, rather my Soule then my •… riēd Clarence of too substantiall a worth, to haue any figures cast about him, (notwithstanding, no other woman with Empires could stirre his affections) is with your vertue •… most extreamely in loue; and without your requitall dead. And with it •… ame sh •… ll •… ound this golden disticke through the world of you both.

O peace good Ladie, I come not to rauishe you to any thi •… g. But now I see how you accept my motion: I perceiue (how vpon true triall) you esteeme me. Haue I ridd al this C •… cuite to leuie the powers of your Iudgment, that I might not prooue their strength too sodainly with so violent a charge: And doe they fight it out in white bloud. And showe me their hearts in the soft Christall of teares

O vnckle you haue wounded your selfe in charging me that I should shun Iudgement as a monster, if it woulde not weepe; I place the poore felicitie of this worlde in a woorthie friende, and to see him so vnworthely reuolted, I shedd not the teares of my Brayne, but the teares of my soule. And if euer nature made teares theffects of any worthie cause, I am su •… e I now shedde them worthelie.

Her sensuall powers are vp yfaith, I haue thrust her soule quite from her Tribunall. This is her Sedes vacans when her sub •… ects are priueledged to libell against her, and her friends. But weeps my kind Neece for the wounds of my friendshippe? and I toucht in friendship for wishing my friende doubled in her singular happinesse?

How am I doubl'd? when my honour, and good name, two essentiall parts of mee; woulde bee lesse, and lost?

In whose Iudgment?

In the iudgment of the world.

Which is a fooles boult. Nihil a vertute nec a viritate remotius quam Vulgaris opi •… : But my deare Neece, it is most true that your honour and good name tendred 〈◊〉 they are the species of truth are worthilie two essentiall parts of you; But as they consist only in ayrie titles and corrupteble blood (whose bitternes sanitas et non nobilitas efficit) and care not how many base and exe crable acts they commit, they touch you no more then they touch •… nitie. And yet shal no nobilitie you haue in either, be impaired neither.

Not to marrie a poore gentleman?

Respect him not so; for as he is a gentleman he is noble; as he is welthilie furnished with true knowledge, he is rich and therein adorn'd with the exatest complements belonging to euerlasting noblenesse.

Which yet will not maintaine him a weeke: Such kinde of noblenesse giues no cotes of honour nor can scarse gette a cote for necessitie

Then is it not substantiall knoweledge (as it is in him) but verball and fantasticall for Om •… a in illa ▪ille. complexutenet.

VVhy seekes he me then?

To make you ioynt partners with him in all thinges, and there is but a little partiall difference betwixt you, that hinders that vniuersall ioynture: The bignesse of this ci •… cle held too neer our eye keepes it frō the whole Spheare of •… he Sunne but; could we sustaine it indifferently betwixt 〈◊〉 and it, it would then without checke of one beame appeare in his fulnes.

Good Vnckle be content for now shall I neuer dreame of contentment.

I haue more then done Ladie, and had rather haue suffer'd an alteration of my being then of your Iudgement; but (deere neece) for your owne honour sake repaire it instantly.

See heere comes the Ladies; make an Aprill day one dear •… loue and be sodainely cheerefull God saue you more then faire Ladies, I am glad your come, for my busines will haue me gone presently.

VVhy my Lord Mo •… ford I say? wil you goe before dinner?

No remedie sweete Bewties, for which rudene •… e I lay my hands thus lowe for your pardons:

O Courteous Lord Momford!

Neece? Mens estquae sola qui •… s. Sola facit claros ment emque honoribus ornat

Verus honos •… at at mendax infamia terret.

Mine owne deare nephew?

VVhat successe my Lord?

Excellent; excellent; come Ile tell thee all.

Doe you heare madam, how our youthes h •… re haue guld our three suiters?

not I Ladie, I hope our suiters are no fit meat for our Pages.

No madam, but they are fit sawce for anie mans meat Ile warrant them.

VVhat's the matter Hippolita?

They haue sent the knightes to Barnet madam this frostie morning to meete vs their.

I'st true youths, are knights fit subiec •… for your knaueries▪

Pray pardon vs madam, we would be glad to please anie body.

I indeed madam and we were sure we pleas •… d thē highly to tell thē you were def •… rous of their companie.

O twas good Eugenia, their liuers were too hot, you know, and for temper sake they must needes haue a cooling carde plaid vpon them.

And besides madam we wood haue them knowe that your two little Pages, which are lesse by hal •… •… hen two leaues, haue more learning in them then is in all their three volumnes.

I faith Will, and putt their great pagicall index to them too.

But how will ye excuse your abuses wags?

We doubt not madam, but if it please your Ladiship to put vp their abuses,

Trusting they are not so deere to you, but you may.

Wee shall make them gladly furnishe their pockets with them.

VVell, children, and foules, agree as you will, and let the world knowe now, women haue nothing to doe with you.

Come madam I thinke your dinner bee almost readie,

And see, here are two honorable guestes for you, the Lord Tales, and Sir Cutberd Kingcob.

Lacke you any guests madam?

I my Lord such guests as you.

Theres as common an answere, as yours was a question my Lord.

VVhy? al things shood be cōmon betwixt Lords, and Ladies you know.

Indeed Sir Kuttberd Bingcob, I haue heard, you are either of the familie of Loue, or of no religion at all.

Hee may well be said to be of the family of Loue, he does so flowe in the loues of poore ouerthrowne Ladies.

You speake of that I wood doe madam, but in earnest, I am now suing for a newe mistres; looke in my hand sweet Ladie, and tell mee what fortune I shall haue with her.

Doe you thinke me a witch, Sir Cutberd?

Pardon mee Madam, but I know you to bee learnd in all •… hinges.

Come on lets see.

He does you a speciall fauour Ladie, to giue you his open hand, for tis commonly shut they say.

VVhat find you in it madam?

Shut it now and ile tell yee.

VVhat now Ladi •… ?

Y'aue the worst hand that euer I saw knight haue▪ when tis open, one can find nothing in it, and when tis shutt one can get nothing out ont.

The age of letting goe is past madam, wee must not now let goe, but strike vp mens heeles, and take am as they fall.

A good Cornish principle belieue it Sir Cuttberd.

But I pray tell me Ladie Penelope, how entertaine you the loue of my Cosen Sir Gyles Goosecappe.

Are the Goosecaps a kin to you my Lord.

Euen in the first degree madam. And Sir Gyles I can tell ye, tho he seeme something simple, is composd of as many good parts as any knight in England.

He shood be put vp for concealement then, for he shewes none of them.

Are you able to reckon his good parts my Lord?

Ile doe the best I can Ladie, •… irst, hee daunces as comely and lightly as any man, for vpon my honour, I haue seene him daunce vpo •… Egges, and a has not broken them.

Nor crackt them neither.

That I know not, indeed I wood bee loath, to lie though he be my kinsman, to speake more then I know by him.

VVell forth my Lord.

He has an excelēt skil in al maner of perfumes, & if you bring him glones fro fortie pence, to forty Shillings a paire he will tell you the price of them to two pence.

A prettie sweet qualitie belieue me.

Nay Ladie hee will perfume you gloues him selfe; most dilicately, and giue them the right Spanish Titillation.

Titillation whats that my Lord?

VVhy Ladie tis a pretty kinde of terme newe come vp in perfuming, which they call a Titillation.

Very well expounded my Lord; forth with your kinsmans parts I pray.

Hee is the best Sempster of any woman in England, and will worke you needle worke edgings, and French purles from an Angell to foure Angells a yearde.

Thats pretious ware indeed.

He will worke you any flower to the life, as like it as if it grewe in the verie place, and being a delicate perfumer, hee will giue it you his perfect and naturall sauor.

This is wonderful; forth sweet Lord Tales.

He will make you flyes and wormes, of all sortes most liuely, and is now working a whole bed embrodred, with nothing but glowe wormes; whose lightes a has so perfectly done, that you may goe to bed in the chamber, doe any thing in the Chamber, without a Candle.

Neuer trust me if it be not incredible; forth my good Lord.

Hee is a most excellent Turner, and will turne you wassel-bowles, and posset Cuppes caru'd with Libberdes faces, and Lyons heades with spoutes in their mouthes, to let out the posset Ale, most artificially.

Forth good Lord Tales.

Nay good my Lord no more, you haue spoken for him thoroughly I warrant you.

I lay my life Cupid has shott my sister in loue with him out of your lipps my Lord.

VVel, come in my Lords, and take a bad dinner with me now, and wee will all goe with you at night to a better supper with the Lord, and Ladie Furnifall.

VVe attend you honorable Ladies.

VVhere is Sir Gyles Goosecappe here?

Here my Lord.

Come forward knight t'is you that the Ladies admire at working a mine honor.

A little at once my Lorde for Idlenes sake.

Sir Cut, I say, to her captaine.

Come good ser •… ant let's see what you worke.

VVhy looke you mistris▪ I am makeing a fine drie sea, full of fishe, playing in the bottome, & here ile let in the water so liuely, that you shall heare it rore.

Not heare it Sir Giles.

Yes in sooth madam with your eyes.

I Ladie; for when a thing is done so exceedeingly to the life, as my knight •… e cosen does it, the eye oftentimes takes so strong a heede of it, that it cannot containe it alone, and therefore the eare seemes to take part with it.

That's a verie good reason my Lord.

VVhat a Iest it is, to heare how seriouslie he striues to make his foolish kinsmans answeres wise ones.

VVhat shall this be seruant?

This shall be a great whale mistris, at all his bignesse spouting huge hils of salt-water afore him, like a little▪ water squirt, but you shall not neede to feare him mistris, for he shalbe si •… ke and gould▪ he shall doe you noe harme, and he be nere so liuely.

Thanke you good seruant.

Doe not thinke Ladie, but he had need tell you this a forehand for a mine honor, he wrought me the monster Caucasus so liuely, that at the first sight I started at it.

The monster Caucasus my Lord? Cauca •… s is a mountaine; Cacus you meane.

Cacus indeede my Lorde, crie you mercie.

Heere ile take out your eye, and you wil mistris.

No by my faith Seruant t'is better in

VVhy Ladie, Ile but take it out in iest, in carnest.

No, something else there, good seruant.

VVhy then here shall be a Camell, and he shall haue hornes, and he shall looke (for al the world) like a maide without a husband.

O bitter sir Giles.

Nay he has a drie wit Ladie I can tell ye.

He bobd me there indeede my Lord.

Marry him sweet Lady, to answere his bitter bob.

So she maie answere him with hornes indeed.

See what a pretie worke he weares in his boote▪hose.

Did you worke them your selfe sir Gyles, or buy them?

I bought am for nothing madam in th'exange

Bought am for nothing.

Indeed madam in th'exchange they so honor him for his worke that they will take nothing for anie thing he buies on am; but wheres the rich night-cappe you wrohgt cosen▪ if it had not byn too little for you, it was the best peece of worke, that euer I sawe.

VVhy my Lord, t'was bigg enough, when I wrought it, for I wore pantables then you knowe.

Indeede the warmer a man keepes his feete the lesse he necdes weare vppon his head.

You speake for your kinsman the best, that euer I heard my Lord.

But I beleeue madam, my Lord my cosen has not told you all my good parts.

I told him so I warrant you cosen.

VVhat doe you thinke he left out Sir Giles?

Marrie madam I can take tobacco now, and I haue bought glow-wormes to kindle it withall, better then all the burning glasses ith world.

Glowe-wormes sir Giles will they make it burne?

O od madam I feed am with nothing but fire, a purpose, Ile besworne they eat me siue faggots aweeke in charcoale.

Nay he ha •… the strangest deuices Ladies that euer you heard I warrant ye.

That's a strange deuice in deed my Lord.

But your sowing sir Gyles is a more gentlewoman-like qualitie I assure you.

O farr away, for now seruant, you nee de neuer marrie, you are both husband, and wife your selfe.

Nay indeede mistris I wood faine marrie for all that, and ile tell you my reason, if you will.

Let's heare it good seruant.

VVhy madam we haue a great match at foot-ball towards, married men against batchellers, & the married men be al my friends, so I wood faine marrie to take the married mens parts in truth.

The best reason for marriage that euer I heard sir Gyles.

I pray will you keepe my worke a little mistris; I must needes straine a little courtsie in truth.

Gods my life I thought he was a little to blame.

Come, come, you heare not me dame.

VVell said sir Cut, to her now we shall heare fresh courting.

A las sir Cut, you are not worth the 〈◊〉 , euery bodie saies you cannot loue, how soeuer you talke on't.

Not loue dame? slydd what argument woodst haue of my loue tro? lett me looke as redde as scarlet a fore I see thee, and when thou comst in sight if the sunne of thy bewtie, doe not white me like a sheppards hollandl am a Iewe to my Creator.

O excellent.

Let mee burst like a Tode, if a frowne of thy browe has not turnd the verie heart in my bellie, and made mee readie to bee hangd by the heeles for a fortnight to bri •… g it to the right againe.

You shood haue hangd longer Sir Cut: tis not right yet,

Zonnes, bid me cut off the best lymme of my bodie for thy loue, and ile lai't in thy hand to proue it, doost thinke I am no Christian, haue I not a Soule to saue?

Yes tis to saue yet I warrant it, and wilbe while tis a soule if yo •… vse this.

Excellent Courtship of all hands, only my Captaines Courtshippe, is not heard yet, good madam giue him fauour to court you with his voyce.

What shood he Court me with all else my Lord?

VVhy, I hope madam there be other things to Court Ladies withall besides voyces.

I meane with an audible sweete song madam.

VVith all my heart my Lorde, if I shall bee so much in debted to him.

Nay I will be indebted to your eares Ladie for hearing me sound musicke.

VVell done Captaine, proue as it wil now.

My Lord Doctor Versey the Physitian is come to see master Clarence.

Light and attend him to him presently.

To master Clarence? what is your friend sicke?

Exceeding sicke.

I am exceeding sorrie.

Alas poore gentleman; good my Lord lets see him.

Good madam get my Lord to let vs greet him.

Sweet Lord lets goe visit him.

Pray good my Lord, whats that you talke on?

Are you come from your necessarie busines Sir Gyles? we talke of the visiting of my sicke friend Clarence.

O good my Lord lets visit him, cause I knowe his brother.

Know his brother, nay then Co •… nt doe not deni •… him.

Pray my Lord whether was eldest, he or his elder brother?

O! the younger brother eldest, while you liue Sir Gyles.

I say so still my Lord, but I am so borne down with truth as neuer any knightith world was I thinke.

A man wood thinke he speakes simplie now; but indeed it is in the will of the parents, to make which child they will youngest, or eldest: For often we see the younger 〈◊〉 , wherein he is eldest.

Your Logicall wit my Lorde is able to make any thing good.

Sweet Lord lets see them.

I thinke your disease Sir, be rather of the mind then the bodie.

Be there diseases of the mind Doctor?

No question Sir, euen as there be of the bodie.

And cures for them too?

And cures for them too, but not by Phisick.

You will haue their deseases, greifes? wil ye not?

Yes, oftentimes.

And doe not greifes euer rise out of passions?

Euermore.

And doe not passions proceed from corporall distempers?

Not the passions of the mind, for the mind many times is sicke, when the bodie is healthfull.

But is not the mindes-sicknes of power to make the bodie sicke?

In time, certaine.

And the bodies ill affections able to infect the mind?

No question.

Then if there bee such a naturall commerce of Powers betwixt them, that the ill estate of the one offends the other, why shood not the medicines for one cure the other?

Yet it will not you see. Heimihi quod nullus a •… or est medicabilis herbis.

Nay then Doctor, since you cannot make any reasonable Connexion of these two contrarieties the minde and the bodie, making both subiect to passion, wherein you confound the substances of both, I must tell you there is no disease of the mind but one, and •… hat is Ignorance.

VVhy what is loue? is not that a disease of the mind?

Nothing so for it springs naturally out of the bloode, nor are wee subiect to any disease, or sorrowe, whose causes or effects simply and natiuely concerne the bodie, that the mind by any meanes partaketh, nor are there any passions in the Soule, for where there are no affections, there are no passions: And Affectus your master Gallen refers part •… irascents, For illic est anima sentiens vbi sunt affectus: Therefore the Rationall Soule cannot be there also.

But you know we vse to say, my mind giues mee this or that, euen in those addictions that concerne the bodie.

VVe vse to say so indeed, and from that vse comes the abuse of all knowledge, and her practize, for when the obiect in question onely concerns the state of the bodie? why shood the soule bee sorry or glad for it? if she willingly mixe her selfe, then shee is a foole, if of necessitie and against her will, A slaue, And so, far from that wisdome, and freedome that the Empresse of Reason, and an eternall Substance shood comprehend.

Diuinely spoken Sir, but verie Paradoxicallie.

Bring hether the key of the gallerie, me thought I heard the Doctor and my friend.

I did so sure.

Knowe you the Countesse Eugonia Sir?

Exceeding wel Sir, she's a good learned scholler.

Then I perceiue you know her well indeed.

Me thinks you two shood vse much conference.

A most excellent Dictick.

•… wells my Lord, why is not this candlestick •… one of yo •… r iew •… pray?

Yes marrre is it Sir Gyles if you will.

•… is a most si •… e candlesticke in truth, it wants nothing but the languages.

The languages seruant, why the languages?

VVhy mistris; there was a la •… tin cand •… estick h •… re afore, and that had the languages I am sure.

I thought he had a reason for it Ladie.

I and a reason of the Sunne too my Lord, for his father wood haue bin ashamed on't.

VVhats that good madam?

Is this a part of so much Impudence?

No but I feare me it will stretch to more

Mary madam the more the merrier.

Marrie Madam? what shood I marrie him?

And so say I vppon my maiden head.

And we are handmaides to her to that end.

VVhat an vnmannerly trick is this of thy countesse, to giue the noble count her vnckle the slippe thus?

Vnmannerlie, you villayne? O that I were worthie to weare a •… agger to an •… e purpose for thy sake?

VVhy young gentlemen, vtter your anger with your fists.

That cannot be man, for all fists are shut you know, and vtter nothing, and besides I doe not thinke my quarrell iust for my Ladies 〈◊〉 in this cause, for I protest she does most 〈◊〉 miscarrie her selfe.

Protest you sawsie Iack you, I shood doe my countrie and court-shippe good seruice to beate thy co •… lts teeth out of thy head, for suffering such a reuerend worde to passe their guarde; why, the oldest courtier in the world man, can doe noe more then protest,

Indeede page if you were in Fraunce, you wood bee broken vpon a wheele for it, there is not the b •… st Dukes sonne in Fraunce dares saie I protest, till h •… e bee one and thirtie yeere old at least, for the inheritance of that worde is not to bee possest before.

VVell, I am sorie for my presumtion then, but more sorie for my Ladies, marie most sorie •… or thee good Lorde Momforde, that will make 〈◊〉 most of a •… l •… orie for our selues, if wee doe not fynde her out.

VVhy alas what shood wee doe? all the starres of out heauen see, wee seeke her as fast as w •… e can, if shee bee crept into a rush wee will seeke her out or burne her.

Come vnckle shall we goe to supper now?

Zounes to supper? what a do •… r is this?

A las what ailes my vnckle, Ladies see.

Is not your Lordshippe well?

Good speake my Lord.

A sweete plague on you all, ye wittie rogues haue you no pittie in your villanous iests, but runne a man quite from his fifteene witts?

VVill not your Lord-shippe see your friend, and neece?

My Lord the con •… ract is knit fast betwixt them

Said like my Neece, and worthy of my friend.

Thankes my good Lord.

So may it speed deere Countsse, worthy Clarence.

Thankes good Sir Cu •… berd.

Yes, that I haue I hope my Lord my Cosen.

Why, this is passing fit.

Ide be •… oth to goe without paper about me against my mistris, hold my worke againe, a man knows not what neede he shall haue perhaps.

VVell remembred a mine honour Sir Gyles:

Pray read my Lorde, I made this sonnet of my mistris.

Nay reade thy selfe man.

No intruth Sir Cut: I cannot reade mine owne hande.

VVell I will reade it.

Sblood 〈◊〉 , theres but two things, thou 〈◊〉 thy selfe.

VVhy Sir Cutt: thats 〈◊〉 , the verse wood haue binne too long, and I had put in the third, S'light you are no Poet I perceiue.

Tis excellent seruant.

Thanke you good my Lord as much as tho you had giuen me twentie shillings in truth, now I may take the married mens parts at footeball.

Now to the song, and doe this garland grace.