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                  <title type="main">The Wrecker</title>
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         <div type="preface">
            <head>PROLOGUE — IN THE MARQUESAS</head>
            <p>IT was about three o'clock of a winter's afternoon in 
Tai-o-hae, the French capital and port of entry of the 
Marquesas Islands.  The trades blew strong and squally; 
the surf roared loud on the shingle beach; and the 
fifty-ton schooner of war, that carries the flag and 
influence of France about the islands of the cannibal 
group, rolled at her moorings under Prison Hill.  The 
clouds hung low and black on the surrounding 
amphitheatre of mountains; rain had fallen earlier in 
the day, real tropic rain, a waterspout for violence; 
and the green and gloomy brow of the mountain was still 
seamed with many silver threads of torrent. 
</p>
            <p>In these hot and healthy islands winter is but a name. 
The rain had not refreshed, nor could the wind invigorate, 
the dwellers of Tai-o-hae: away at one end, indeed, the 
commandant was directing some changes in the residency 
garden beyond Prison Hill; and the gardeners, being all 
convicts, had no choice but to continue to obey.  All 
other folks slumbered and took their rest: Vaekehu, the 
native Queen, in her trim house under the rustling palms; 
the Tahitian commissary, in his be-flagged official residence; 
the merchants, in their deserted stores; and even the 
club-servant in the club, his head fallen forward on the 
bottle-counter, under the map of the world and the 
cards of navy officers.  In the whole length of the 
single shoreside street, with its scattered board 
houses looking to the sea, its grateful shade of palms 
and green jungle of puraos, no moving figure could be 
seen.  Only, at the end of the rickety pier, that once 
(in the prosperous days of the American rebellion) was 
used to groan under the cotton of John Hart, there 
might have been spied upon a pile of lumber the famous 
tattooed white man, the living curiosity of Tai-o-hae. 
</p>
            <p>His eyes were open, staring down the bay.  He saw the 
mountains droop, as they approached the entrance, and 
break down in cliffs: the surf boil white round the two 
sentinel islets; and between, on the narrow bight of 
blue horizon, Ua-pu upraise the ghost of her pinnacled 
mountain-tops.  But his mind would take no account of 
these familiar features; as he dodged in and out along 
the frontier line of sleep and waking, memory would 
serve him with broken fragments of the past: brown 
faces and white, of skipper and shipmate, king and 
chief, would arise before his mind and vanish; he would 
recall old voyages, old landfalls in the hour of dawn; 
he would hear again the drums beat for a man-eating 
festival; perhaps he would summon up the form of that 
island princess for the love of whom he had submitted 
his body to the cruel hands of the tattooer, and now 
sat on the lumber, at the pier-end of Tai-o-hae, so 
strange a figure of a European.  Or perhaps, from yet 
further back, sounds and scents of England and his 
childhood might assail him: the merry clamour of 
cathedral bells, the broom upon the foreland, the song 
of the river on the weir. 
</p>
            <p>It is bold water at the mouth of the bay; you can steer 
a ship about either sentinel, close enough to toss a 
biscuit on the rocks.  Thus it chanced that, as the 
tattooed man sat dozing and dreaming, he was startled 
into wakefulness and animation by the appearance of a 
flying jib beyond the western islet.  Two more 
headsails followed; and before the tattooed man had 
scrambled to his feet, a topsail schooner, of some 
hundred tons, had luffed about the sentinel, and was 
standing up the bay, close-hauled. 
</p>
            <p>The sleeping city awakened by enchantment.  Natives 
appeared upon all sides, hailing each other with the 
magic cry “Ehippy”—ship; the Queen stepped forth on 
her verandah, shading her eyes under a hand that was a 
miracle of the fine art of tattooing; the commandant 
broke from his domestic convicts and ran into the 
residency for his glass; the harbour-master, who was 
also the gaoler, came speeding down the Prison Hill; 
the seventeen brown Kanakas and the French boatswain's 
mate, that make up the complement of the war-schooner, 
crowded on the forward deck; and the various English, 
Americans, Germans, Poles, Corsicans, and Scots—the 
merchants and the clerks of Tai-o-hae—deserted their 
places of business, and gathered, according to 
invariable custom, on the road before the club. 
</p>
            <p>So quickly did these dozen whites collect, so short are 
the distances in Tai-o-hae, that they were already 
exchanging guesses as to the nationality and business 
of the strange vessel, before she had gone about upon 
her second board towards the anchorage.  A moment 
after, English colours were broken out at the main 
truck. 
</p>
            <p>“I told you she was a Johnny Bull—knew it by her 
headsails,” said an evergreen old salt, still qualified 
(if he could anywhere have found an owner unacquainted 
with his story) to adorn another quarter-deck and lose 
another ship. 
</p>
            <p>“She has American lines, anyway,” said the astute Scots 
engineer of the gin-mill; “it's my belief she's a 
yacht.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's it,” said the old salt, “a yacht! look at her 
davits, and the boat over the stern.” 
</p>
            <p>“A yacht in your eye!” said a Glasgow voice.  “Look at 
her red ensign! A yacht! not much she isn't!” 
</p>
            <p>“You can close the store, anyway, Tom,” observed a 
gentlemanly German.  “BON JOUR, MON PRINCE!” he 
added, as a dark, intelligent native cantered by on a 
neat chestnut.  “VOUS ALLEZ BOIRE UN VERRE DE 
BIERE?” 
</p>
            <p>But Prince Stanila Moanatini, the only reasonably busy 
human creature on the island, was riding hot-spur to 
view this morning's landslip on the mountain road; the 
sun already visibly declined; night was imminent; and 
if he would avoid the perils of darkness and precipice, 
and the fear of the dead, the haunters of the jungle, 
he must for once decline a hospitable invitation.  Even 
had he been minded to alight, it presently appeared 
there would be difficulty as to the refreshment 
offered. 
</p>
            <p>“Beer!” cried the Glasgow voice.  “No such a thing; I 
tell you there's only eight bottles in the club! Here's 
the first time I've seen British colours in this port! 
and the man that sails under them has got to drink that 
beer.” 
</p>
            <p>The proposal struck the public mind as fair, though far 
from cheering; for some time back, indeed, the very 
name of beer had been a sound of sorrow in the club, 
and the evenings had passed in dolorous computation. 
</p>
            <p>“Here is Havens,” said one, as if welcoming a fresh 
topic.—“What do you think of her, Havens?” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't think,” replied Havens, a tall, bland, cool-looking, 
leisurely Englishman, attired in spotless duck, and 
deliberately dealing with a cigarette.  “I may say I 
know.  She's consigned to me from Auckland by Donald 
and Edenborough.  I am on my way aboard.” 
</p>
            <p>“What ship is she?” asked the ancient mariner. 
</p>
            <p>“Haven't an idea,” returned Havens.  “Some tramp they 
have chartered.” 
</p>
            <p>With that he placidly resumed his walk, and was soon 
seated in the stern-sheets of a whaleboat manned by 
uproarious Kanakas, himself daintily perched out of the 
way of the least maculation, giving his commands in an 
unobtrusive, dinner-table tone of voice, and sweeping 
neatly enough alongside the schooner. 
</p>
            <p>A weather-beaten captain received him at the gangway. 
</p>
            <p>“You are consigned to us, I think,” said he.  “I am Mr. 
Havens.” 
</p>
            <p>“That is right, sir,” replied the captain, shaking 
hands.  “You will find the owner, Mr. Dodd, below. 
Mind the fresh paint on the house.” 
</p>
            <p>Havens stepped along the alley-way, and descended the 
ladder into the main cabin. 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Dodd, I believe,” said he, addressing a smallish, 
bearded gentleman, who sat writing at the table.— 
“Why,” he cried, “it isn't Loudon Dodd?” 
</p>
            <p>“Myself, my dear fellow,” replied Mr. Dodd, springing 
to his feet with companionable alacrity.  “I had a 
half-hope it might be you, when I found your name on 
the papers.  Well, there's no change in you; still the 
same placid, fresh-looking Britisher.” 
</p>
            <p>“I can't return the compliment; for you seem to have 
become a Britisher yourself,” said Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“I promise you, I am quite unchanged,” returned Dodd. 
“The red tablecloth at the top of the stick is not my 
flag; it's my partner's.  He is not dead, but sleepeth. 
There he is,” he added, pointing to a bust which formed 
one of the numerous unexpected ornaments of that 
unusual cabin. 
</p>
            <p>Havens politely studied it.  “A fine bust,” said he; 
“and a very nice-looking fellow.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes; he's a good fellow,” said Dodd.  “He runs me now. 
It's all his money.” 
</p>
            <p>“He doesn't seem to be particularly short of it,” added 
the other, peering with growing wonder round the cabin. 
</p>
            <p>“His money—my taste,” said Dodd.  “The black walnut 
bookshelves are old English; the books all mine—mostly 
Renaissance French.  You should see how the beach-combers 
wilt away when they go round them, looking for 
a change of seaside library novels.  The mirrors are 
genuine Venice; that's a good piece in the corner.  The 
daubs are mine—and his; the mudding mine.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mudding? What is that?” asked Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“These bronzes,” replied Dodd.  “I began life as a 
sculptor.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes; I remember something about that,” said the other. 
“I think, too, you said you were interested in 
Californian real estate.” 
</p>
            <p>“Surely I never went so far as that,” said Dodd. 
“Interested? I guess not.  Involved, perhaps.  I was born 
an artist; I never took an interest in anything but art. 
 If I were to pile up this old schooner to-morrow,” he 
added, “I declare I believe I would try the thing again!” 
</p>
            <p>“Insured?” inquired Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” responded Dodd.  “There's some fool in 'Frisco 
who insures us, and comes down like a wolf on the fold 
on the profits; but we'll get even with him some day.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I suppose it's all right about the cargo,” said 
Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“O, I suppose so!” replied Dodd.  “Shall we go into the 
papers?” 
</p>
            <p>“We'll have all to-morrow, you know,” said Havens; “and 
they'll be rather expecting you at the club.  C'EST 
L'HEURE DE L'ABSINTHE.  Of course, Loudon, you'll dine 
with me later on?” 
</p>
            <p>Mr. Dodd signified his acquiescence; drew on his white coat, 
not without a trifling difficulty, for he was a man of middle 
age, and well-to-do; arranged his beard and moustaches at one 
of the Venetian mirrors; and, taking a broad felt hat, led 
the way through the trade-room into the ship's waist. 
</p>
            <p>The stern boat was waiting alongside—a boat of an elegant 
model, with cushions and polished hard-wood fittings. 
</p>
            <p>“You steer,” observed Loudon.  “You know the best place 
to land.” 
</p>
            <p>“I never like to steer another man's boat,” replied 
Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“Call it my partner's, and cry quits,” returned Loudon, 
getting nonchalantly down the side. 
</p>
            <p>Havens followed and took the yoke lines without further 
protest. 
</p>
            <p>“I am sure I don't know how you make this pay,” he 
said.  “To begin with, she is too big for the trade, to 
my taste; and then you carry so much style.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't know that she does pay,” returned Loudon. 
</p>
            <p>“I never pretend to be a business man.  My partner 
appears happy; and the money is all his, as I told you; 
I only bring the want of business habits.” 
</p>
            <p>“You rather like the berth, I suppose?” suggested 
Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” said Loudon; “it seems odd, but I rather do.” 
</p>
            <p>While they were yet on board, the sun had dipped; the 
sunset gun (a rifle) had cracked from the war-schooner, 
and the colours had been handed down.  Dusk was 
deepening as they came ashore; and the CERCLE 
INTERNATIONAL (as the club is officially and 
significantly named) began to shine, from under its low 
verandahs, with the light of many lamps.  The good 
hours of the twenty-four drew on; the hateful, 
poisonous day-fly of Nukahiva was beginning to desist 
from its activity; the land-breeze came in refreshing 
draughts; and the club-men gathered together for the 
hour of absinthe.  To the commandant himself, to the 
man whom he was then contending with at billiards—a 
trader from the next island, honorary member of the club, 
and once carpenter's mate on board a Yankee war-ship—to 
the doctor of the port, to the Brigadier of 
Gendarmerie, to the opium-farmer, and to all the white 
men whom the tide of commerce, or the chances of 
shipwreck and desertion, had stranded on the beach of 
Tai-o-hae, Mr. Loudon Dodd was formally presented; by 
all (since he was a man of pleasing exterior, smooth 
ways, and an unexceptionable flow of talk, whether in 
French or English) he was excellently well received; 
and presently, with one of the last eight bottles of 
beer on a table at his elbow, found himself the rather 
silent centre-piece of a voluble group on the verandah. 
</p>
            <p>Talk in the South Seas is all upon one pattern; it is a 
wide ocean, indeed, but a narrow world: you shall never 
talk long and not hear the name of Bully Hayes, a naval 
hero whose exploits and deserved extinction left Europe 
cold; commerce will be touched on, copra, shell, 
perhaps cotton or fungus; but in a far-away, dilettante 
fashion, as by men not deeply interested; through all, 
the names of schooners and their captains will keep 
coming and going, thick as may-flies; and news of the 
last shipwreck will be placidly exchanged and debated. 
To a stranger, this conversation will at first seem 
scarcely brilliant; but he will soon catch the tone; 
and by the time he shall have moved a year or so in the 
island world, and come across a good number of the 
schooners, so that every captain's name calls up a 
figure in pyjamas or white duck, and becomes used to a 
certain laxity of moral tone which prevails (as in 
memory of Mr. Hayes) on smuggling, ship-scuttling, 
barratry, piracy, the labour trade, and other kindred 
fields of human activity, he will find Polynesia no 
less amusing and no less instructive than Pall Mall or 
Paris. 
</p>
            <p>Mr. Loudon Dodd, though he was new to the group of the 
Marquesas, was already an old, salted trader; he knew 
the ships and the captains; he had assisted, in other 
islands, at the first steps of some career of which he 
now heard the culmination, or (VICE VERSA) he had 
brought with him from further south the end of some 
story which had begun in Tai-o-hae.  Among other matter 
of interest, like other arrivals in the South Seas, he 
had a wreck to announce.  The JOHN T. RICHARDS, it 
appeared, had met the fate of other island schooners. 
</p>
            <p>“Dickinson piled her up on Palmerston Island,” Dodd 
announced. 
</p>
            <p>“Who were the owners?” inquired one of the club-men. 
</p>
            <p>“O, the usual parties!” returned Loudon.  “Capsicum and 
Co.” 
</p>
            <p>A smile and a glance of intelligence went round the 
group; and perhaps Loudon gave voice to the general 
sentiment by remarking— 
</p>
            <p>“Talk of good business! I know nothing better than a 
schooner, a competent captain, and a sound reliable 
reef.” 
</p>
            <p>“Good business! There's no such a thing!” said the 
Glasgow man.  “Nobody makes anything but the 
missionaries—dash it!” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't know,” said another; “there's a good deal in 
opium. 
</p>
            <p>“It's a good job to strike a tabooed pearl-island—say, 
about the fourth year,” remarked a third, “skim the 
whole lagoon on the sly, and up stick and away before 
the French get wind of you.” 
</p>
            <p>“A pig nokket of cold is good,” observed a German. 
</p>
            <p>“There's something in wrecks, too,” said Havens.  “Look 
at that man in Honolulu, and the ship that went ashore 
on Waikiki Reef; it was blowing a kona, hard; and she 
began to break up as soon as she touched.  Lloyd's 
agent had her sold inside an hour; and before dark, 
when she went to pieces in earnest, the man that bought 
her had feathered his nest.  Three more hours of 
daylight, and he might have retired from business.  As 
it was, he built a house on Beretania Street, and 
called it after the ship.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, there's something in wrecks sometimes,” said the 
Glasgow voice; “but not often.” 
</p>
            <p>“As a general rule, there's deuced little in anything,” 
said Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I believe that's a Christian fact,” cried the 
other.  “What I want is a secret, get hold of a rich 
man by the right place, and make him squeal.” 
</p>
            <p>“I suppose you know it's not thought to be the ticket,” 
returned Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't care for that; it's good enough for me,” cried 
the man from Glasgow, stoutly.  “The only devil of it 
is, a fellow can never find a secret in a place like 
the South Seas: only in London and Paris.” 
</p>
            <p>“M'Gibbon's been reading some dime novel, I suppose,” 
said one club-man. 
</p>
            <p>“He's been reading AURORA FLOYD,” remarked another. 
</p>
            <p>“And what if I have?” cried M'Gibbon.  “It's all true. 
Look at the newspapers! It's just your confounded 
ignorance that sets you snickering.  I tell you, it's 
as much a trade as underwriting, and a dashed sight 
more honest.” 
</p>
            <p>The sudden acrimony of these remarks called Loudon (who 
was a man of peace) from his reserve.  “It's rather 
singular,” said he, “but I seem to have practised about 
all these means of livelihood.” 
</p>
            <p>“Tit you effer find a nokket?” inquired the 
inarticulate German, eagerly. 
</p>
            <p>“No.  I have been most kinds of fool in my time,” 
returned Loudon, “but not the gold-digging variety. 
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, then,” suggested some one, “did you ever smuggle 
opium?” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, I did,” said Loudon. 
</p>
            <p>“Was there money in that?” 
</p>
            <p>“All the way,” responded Loudon. 
</p>
            <p>“And perhaps you bought a wreck?” asked another. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, sir,” said Loudon. 
</p>
            <p>“How did that pan out?” pursued the questioner. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, mine was a peculiar kind of wreck,” replied 
Loudon.  “I don't know, on the whole, that I can 
recommend that branch of industry.” 
</p>
            <p>“Did she break up?” asked some one. 
</p>
            <p>“I guess it was rather I that broke down,” says Loudon. 
“Head not big enough.” 
</p>
            <p>“Ever try the blackmail?” inquired Havens. 
</p>
            <p>“Simple as you see me sitting here!” responded Dodd. 
</p>
            <p>“Good business?” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I'm not a lucky man, you see,” returned the 
stranger.  “It ought to have been good.” 
</p>
            <p>“You had a secret?” asked the Glasgow man. 
</p>
            <p>“As big as the State of Texas.” 
</p>
            <p>“And the other man was rich?” 
</p>
            <p>“He wasn't exactly Jay Gould, but I guess he could buy 
these islands if he wanted.” 
</p>
            <p>“Why, what was wrong, then? Couldn't you get hands on 
him?” 
</p>
            <p>“It took time, but I had him cornered at last; and 
then—— 
</p>
            <p>“What then?” 
</p>
            <p>“The speculation turned bottom up.  I became the man's 
bosom friend.” 
</p>
            <p>“The deuce you did!” 
</p>
            <p>“He couldn't have been particular, you mean?” asked 
Dodd pleasantly.  “Well, no; he's a man of rather large 
sympathies.” 
</p>
            <p>“If you're done talking nonsense, Loudon,” said Havens, 
“let's be getting to my place for dinner.” 
</p>
            <p>Outside, the night was full of the roaring of the surf. 
Scattered lights glowed in the green thicket.  Native 
women came by twos and threes out of the darkness, 
smiled and ogled the two whites, perhaps wooed them 
with a strain of laughter, and went by again, 
bequeathing to the air a heady perfume of palm-oil and 
frangipani blossom.  From the club to Mr. Havens's 
residence was but a step or two, and to any dweller in 
Europe they must have seemed steps in fairyland.  If 
such an one could but have followed our two friends 
into the wide-verandahed house, sat down with them in 
the cool trellised room, where the wine shone on the 
lamp-lighted table-cloth; tasted of their exotic food— 
the raw fish, the bread-fruit, the cooked bananas, the 
roast pig served with the inimitable miti, and that 
king of delicacies, palm-tree salad; seen and heard by 
fits and starts, now peering round the corner of the 
door, now railing within against invisible assistants, 
a certain comely young native lady in a sacque, who 
seemed too modest to be a member of the family, and too 
imperious to be less; and then if such an one were 
whisked again through space to Upper Tooting, or 
wherever else he honoured the domestic gods, “I have 
had a dream,” I think he would say, as he sat up, 
rubbing his eyes, in the familiar chimney-corner chair, 
“I have had a dream of a place, and I declare I believe 
it must be heaven.” But to Dodd and his entertainer, 
all this amenity of the tropic night, and all these 
dainties of the island table, were grown things of 
custom; and they fell to meat like men who were hungry, 
and drifted into idle talk like men who were a trifle 
bored. 
</p>
            <p>The scene in the club was referred to. 
</p>
            <p>“I never heard you talk so much nonsense, Loudon,” said 
the host. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it seemed to me there was sulphur in the air, so 
I talked for talking,” returned the other.  “But it was 
none of it nonsense.” 
</p>
            <p>“Do you mean to say it was true?” cried Havens—“that 
about the opium and the wreck, and the blackmailing, 
and the man who became your friend?” 
</p>
            <p>“Every last word of it,” said Loudon. 
</p>
            <p>“You seem to have been seeing life,” returned the 
other. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, it's a queer yarn,” said his friend; “if you 
think you would like, I'll tell it you.” 
</p>
            <p>Here follows the yarn of Loudon Dodd, not as he told it 
to his friend, but as he subsequently wrote it. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c1" type="chapter">
            <head>I — A SOUND COMMERCIAL EDUCATION</head>
            <p>THE beginning of this yarn is my poor father's 
character.  There never was a better man, nor a 
handsomer, nor (in my view) a more unhappy—unhappy in 
his business, in his pleasures, in his place of 
residence, and (I am sorry to say it) in his son.  He 
had begun life as a land-surveyor, soon became 
interested in real estate, branched off into many other 
speculations, and had the name of one of the smartest 
men in the State of Muskegon.  “Dodd has a big head,” 
people used to say; but I was never so sure of his 
capacity.  His luck, at least, was beyond doubt for 
long; his assiduity, always.  He fought in that daily 
battle of money-grubbing, with a kind of sad-eyed 
loyalty like a martyr's; rose early, ate fast, came 
home dispirited and over-weary, even from success; 
grudged himself all pleasure, if his nature was capable 
of taking any, which I sometimes wondered; and laid 
out, upon some deal in wheat or corner in aluminium, 
the essence of which was little better than highway 
robbery, treasures of conscientiousness and self-denial. 
</p>
            <p>Unluckily, I never cared a cent for anything but art, 
and never shall.  My idea of man's chief end was to 
enrich the world with things of beauty, and have a 
fairly good time myself while doing so.  I do not think 
I mentioned that second part, which is the only one I 
have managed to carry out; but my father must have 
suspected the suppression, for he branded the whole 
affair as self-indulgence. 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” I remember crying once, “and what is your life? 
You are only trying to get money, and to get it from 
other people at that.” 
</p>
            <p>He sighed bitterly (which was very much his habit), and 
shook his poor head at me. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, Loudon, Loudon!” said he, “you boys think 
yourselves very smart.  But, struggle as you please, a 
man has to work in this world.  He must be an honest 
man or a thief, Loudon.” 
</p>
            <p>You can see for yourself how vain it was to argue with 
my father.  The despair that seized upon me after such 
an interview was, besides, embittered by remorse; for I 
was at times petulant, but he invariably gentle; and I 
was fighting, after all, for my own liberty and 
pleasure, he singly for what he thought to be my good. 
And all the time he never despaired.  “There is good 
stuff in you, Loudon,” he would say; “there is the 
right stuff in you.  Blood will tell, and you will come 
right in time.  I am not afraid my boy will ever 
disgrace me; I am only vexed he should sometimes talk 
nonsense.” And then he would pat my shoulder or my hand 
with a kind of motherly way he had, very affecting in a 
man so strong and beautiful. 
</p>
            <p>As soon as I had graduated from the high school, he 
packed me off to the Muskegon Commercial Academy.  You 
are a foreigner, and you will have a difficulty in 
accepting the reality of this seat of education.  I 
assure you before I begin that I am wholly serious. 
The place really existed, possibly exists to-day: we 
were proud of it in the State, as something 
exceptionally nineteenth-century and civilised; and my 
father, when he saw me to the cars, no doubt considered 
he was putting me in a straight line for the Presidency 
and the New Jerusalem. 
</p>
            <p>“Loudon,” said he, “I am now giving you a chance that 
Julius Caesar could not have given to his son—a chance 
to see life as it is, before your own turn comes to 
start in earnest.  Avoid rash speculation, try to 
behave like a gentleman; and if you will take my 
advice, confine yourself to a safe, conservative 
business in railroads.  Breadstuffs are tempting, but 
very dangerous; I would not try breadstuffs at your 
time of life; but you may feel your way a little in 
other commodities.  Take a pride to keep your books 
posted, and never throw good money after bad.  There, 
my dear boy, kiss me good-bye; and never forget that 
you are an only chick, and that your dad watches your 
career with fond suspense.” 
</p>
            <p>The commercial college was a fine, roomy establishment, 
pleasantly situate among woods.  The air was healthy, 
the food excellent, the premium high.  Electric wires 
connected it (to use the words of the prospectus) with 
“the various world centres.” The reading-room was well 
supplied with “commercial organs.” The talk was that of 
Wall Street; and the pupils (from fifty to a hundred 
lads) were principally engaged in rooking or trying to 
rook one another for nominal sums in what was called 
“college paper.” We had class hours, indeed, in the 
morning, when we studied German, French, book-keeping, 
and the like goodly matters; but the bulk of our day 
and the gist of the education centred in the exchange, 
where we were taught to gamble in produce and 
securities.  Since not one of the participants 
possessed a bushel of wheat or a dollar's worth of 
stock, legitimate business was of course impossible 
from the beginning.  It was cold-drawn gambling, 
without colour or disguise.  Just that which is the 
impediment and destruction of all genuine commercial 
enterprise, just that we were taught with every luxury 
of stage effect.  Our simulacrum of a market was ruled 
by the real markets outside, so that we might 
experience the course and vicissitude of prices.  We 
must keep books, and our ledgers were overhauled at the 
month's end by the principal or his assistants.  To add 
a spice of verisimilitude, “college paper” (like poker 
chips) had an actual marketable value.  It was bought 
for each pupil by anxious parents and guardians at the 
rate of one cent for the dollar.  The same pupil, when 
his education was complete, resold, at the same figure, 
so much as was left him to the college; and even in the 
midst of his curriculum, a successful operator would 
sometimes realise a proportion of his holding, and 
stand a supper on the sly in the neighbouring hamlet. 
In short, if there was ever a worse education, it must 
have been in that academy where Oliver met Charles 
Bates. 
</p>
            <p>When I was first guided into the exchange to have my 
desk pointed out by one of the assistant teachers, I 
was overwhelmed by the clamour and confusion.  Certain 
blackboards at the other end of the building were 
covered with figures continually replaced.  As each new 
set appeared, the pupils swayed to and fro, and roared 
out aloud with a formidable and to me quite meaningless 
vociferation; leaping at the same time upon the desks 
and benches, signalling with arms and heads, and 
scribbling briskly in note-books.  I thought I had 
never beheld a scene more disagreeable; and when I 
considered that the whole traffic was illusory, and all 
the money then upon the market would scarce have 
sufficed to buy a pair of skates, I was at first 
astonished, although not for long.  Indeed, I had no 
sooner called to mind how grown-up men and women of 
considerable estate will lose their temper about 
halfpenny points, than (making an immediate allowance 
for my fellow-students) I transferred the whole of my 
astonishment to the assistant teacher, who—poor 
gentleman—had quite forgot to show me to my desk, and 
stood in the midst of this hurly-burly, absorbed and 
seemingly transported. 
</p>
            <p>“Look, look,” he shouted in my ear; “a falling market! 
The bears have had it all their own way since 
yesterday.” 
</p>
            <p>“It can't matter,” I replied, making him hear with 
difficulty, for I was unused to speak in such a babel, 
“since it is all fun.” 
</p>
            <p>“True,” said he; “and you must always bear in mind that 
the real profit is in the book-keeping.  I trust, Dodd, 
to be able to congratulate you upon your books.  You 
are to start in with ten thousand dollars of college 
paper, a very liberal figure, which should see you 
through the whole curriculum, if you keep to a safe, 
conservative business....  Why, what's that?” he broke 
off, once more attracted by the changing figures on the 
board.  “Seven, four, three! Dodd, you are in luck: 
this is the most spirited rally we have had this term. 
And to think that the same scene is now transpiring in 
New York, Chicago, St. Louis, and rival business 
centres! For two cents, I would try a flutter with the 
boys myself,” he cried, rubbing his hands; “only it's 
against the regulations.” 
</p>
            <p>“What would you do, sir?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Do?” he cried, with glittering eyes.  “Buy for all I 
was worth!” 
</p>
            <p>“Would that be a safe, conservative business?” I 
inquired, as innocent as a lamb. 
</p>
            <p>He looked daggers at me.  “See that sandy-haired man in 
glasses?” he asked, as if to change the subject. 
“That's Billson, our most prominent undergraduate.  We 
build confidently on Billson's future.  You could not 
do better, Dodd, than follow Billson.” 
</p>
            <p>Presently after, in the midst of a still growing 
tumult, the figures coming and going more busily than 
ever on the board, and the hall resounding like 
Pandemonium with the howls of operators, the assistant 
teacher left me to my own resources at my desk.  The 
next boy was posting up his ledger, figuring his 
morning's loss, as I discovered later on; and from this 
ungenial task he was readily diverted by the sight of a 
new face. 
</p>
            <p>“Say, Freshman,” he said, “what's your name? What? Son 
of Big Head Dodd? What's your figure? Ten thousand? O, 
you're away up! What a soft-headed clam you must be to 
touch your books!” 
</p>
            <p>I asked him what else I could do, since the books were 
to be examined once a month. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, you galoot, you get a clerk!” cries he.  “One of 
our dead beats—that's all they're here for.  If you're 
a successful operator, you need never do a stroke of 
work in this old college.” 
</p>
            <p>The noise had now become deafening; and my new friend, 
telling me that some one had certainly “gone down,” 
that he must know the news, and that he would bring me 
a clerk when he returned, buttoned his coat and plunged 
into the tossing throng.  It proved that he was right: 
some one had gone down; a prince had fallen in Israel; 
the corner in lard had proved fatal to the mighty; and 
the clerk who was brought back to keep my books, spare 
me all work, and get all my share of the education, at 
a thousand dollars a month, college paper (ten dollars, 
United States currency) was no other than the prominent 
Billson whom I could do no better than follow.  The 
poor lad was very unhappy.  It's the only good thing I 
have to say for Muskegon Commercial College, that we 
were all, even the small fry, deeply mortified to be 
posted as defaulters; and the collapse of a merchant 
prince like Billson, who had ridden pretty high in his 
days of prosperity, was, of course, particularly hard 
to bear.  But the spirit of make-believe conquered even 
the bitterness of recent shame; and my clerk took his 
orders, and fell to his new duties, with decorum and 
civility. 
</p>
            <p>Such were my first impressions in this absurd place of 
education; and, to be frank, they were far from disagreeable. 
As long as I was rich, my evenings and afternoons would be 
my own; the clerk must keep my books, the clerk could do the 
jostling and bawling in the exchange; and I could turn my 
mind to landscape-painting and Balzac's novels, which were 
then my two pre-occupations.  To remain rich, then, became my 
problem; or, in other words, to do a safe, conservative 
line of business.  I am looking for that line still; 
and I believe the nearest thing to it in this imperfect 
world is the sort of speculation sometimes insidiously 
proposed to childhood, in the formula, “Heads I win; 
tails you lose.” Mindful of my father's parting words, 
I turned my attention timidly to railroads; and for a 
month or so maintained a position of inglorious 
security, dealing for small amounts in the most inert 
stocks, and bearing (as best I could) the scorn of my 
hired clerk.  One day I had ventured a little further 
by way of experiment; and, in the sure expectation they 
would continue to go down, sold several thousand 
dollars of Pan-Handle Preference (I think it was).  I 
had no sooner made this venture than some fools in New 
York began to bull the market; Pan-Handles rose like a 
balloon; and in the inside of half an hour I saw my 
position compromised.  Blood will tell, as my father 
said; and I stuck to it gallantly: all afternoon I 
continued selling that infernal stock, all afternoon it 
continued skying.  I suppose I had come (a frail 
cockle-shell) athwart the hawse of Jay Gould; and, 
indeed, I think I remember that this vagary in the 
market proved subsequently to be the first move in a 
considerable deal.  That evening, at least, the name of 
H. Loudon Dodd held the first rank in our collegiate 
gazette, and I and Billson (once more thrown upon the 
world) were competing for the same clerkship.  The 
present object takes the present eye.  My disaster, for 
the moment, was the more conspicuous; and it was I that 
got the situation.  So, you see, even in Muskegon 
Commercial College there were lessons to be learned. 
</p>
            <p>For my own part, I cared very little whether I lost or 
won at a game so random, so complex, and so dull; but 
it was sorry news to write to my poor father, and I 
employed all the resources of my eloquence.  I told him 
(what was the truth) that the successful boys had none 
of the education; so that, if he wished me to learn, he 
should rejoice at my misfortune.  I went on (not very 
consistently) to beg him to set me up again, when I 
would solemnly promise to do a safe business in 
reliable railroads.  Lastly (becoming somewhat carried 
away), I assured him I was totally unfit for business, 
and implored him to take me away from this abominable 
place, and let me go to Paris to study art.  He 
answered briefly, gently, and sadly, telling me the 
vacation was near at hand, when we could talk things 
over. 
</p>
            <p>When the time came, he met me at the depot, and I was 
shocked to see him looking older.  He seemed to have no 
thought but to console me and restore (what he supposed 
I had lost) my courage.  I must not be down-hearted; 
many of the best men had made a failure in the 
beginning.  I told him I had no head for business, and 
his kind face darkened.  “You must not say that, 
Loudon,” he replied; “I will never believe my son to be 
a coward.” 
</p>
            <p>“But I don't like it,” I pleaded.  “It hasn't got any 
interest for me, and art has.  I know I could do more 
in art,” and I reminded him that a successful painter 
gains large sums; that a picture of Meissonier's would 
sell for many thousand dollars. 
</p>
            <p>“And do you think, Loudon,” he replied, “that a man who 
can paint a thousand-dollar picture has not grit enough 
to keep his end up in the stock market? No, sir; this 
Mason (of whom you speak) or our own American 
Bierstadt—if you were to put them down in a wheat-pit 
to-morrow, they would show their mettle.  Come, Loudon, 
my dear; heaven knows I have no thought but your own 
good, and I will offer you a bargain.  I start you 
again next term with ten thousand dollars; show 
yourself a man, and double it, and then (if you still 
wish to go to Paris, which I know you won't) I'll let 
you go.  But to let you run away as if you were 
whipped, is what I am too proud to do.” 
</p>
            <p>My heart leaped at this proposal, and then sank again. 
It seemed easier to paint a Meissonier on the spot than 
to win ten thousand dollars on that mimic stock 
exchange.  Nor could I help reflecting on the 
singularity of such a test for a man's capacity to be a 
painter.  I ventured even to comment on this. 
</p>
            <p>He sighed deeply.  “You forget, my dear,” said he, “I 
am a judge of the one, and not of the other.  You might 
have the genius of Bierstadt himself, and I would be 
none the wiser.” 
</p>
            <p>“And then,” I continued, “it's scarcely fair.  The 
other boys are helped by their people, who telegraph 
and give them pointers.  There's Jim Costello, who 
never budges without a word from his father in New 
York.  And then, don't you see, if anybody is to win, 
somebody must lose?” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll keep you posted,” cried my father, with unusual 
animation; “I did not know it was allowed.  I'll wire 
you in the office cipher, and we'll make it a kind of 
partnership business, Loudon:—Dodd and Son, eh?” and 
he patted my shoulder and repeated, “Dodd and Son, Dodd 
and Son,” with the kindliest amusement. 
</p>
            <p>If my father was to give me pointers, and the 
commercial college was to be a stepping-stone to Paris, 
I could look my future in the face.  The old boy, too, 
was so pleased at the idea of our association in this 
foolery, that he immediately plucked up spirit.  Thus 
it befell that those who had met at the depot like a 
pair of mutes, sat down to table with holiday faces. 
</p>
            <p>And now I have to introduce a new character that never 
said a word nor wagged a finger, and yet shaped my 
whole subsequent career.  You have crossed the States, 
so that in all likelihood you have seen the head of it, 
parcel-gilt and curiously fluted, rising among trees 
from a wide plain; for this new character was no other 
than the State capitol of Muskegon, then first 
projected.  My father had embraced the idea with a 
mixture of patriotism and commercial greed, both 
perfectly genuine.  He was of all the committees, he 
had subscribed a great deal of money, and he was making 
arrangements to have a finger in most of the contracts. 
Competitive plans had been sent in; at the time of my 
return from college my father was deep in their 
consideration; and as the idea entirely occupied his 
mind, the first evening did not pass away before he had 
called me into council.  Here was a subject at last 
into which I could throw myself with pleasurable zeal. 
Architecture was new to me, indeed; but it was at least 
an art; and for all the arts I had a taste naturally 
classical, and that capacity to take delighted pains 
which some famous idiot has supposed to be synonymous 
with genius.  I threw myself headlong into my father's 
work, acquainted myself with all the plans, their 
merits and defects, read besides in special books, made 
myself a master of the theory of strains, studied the 
current prices of materials, and (in one word) 
“devilled” the whole business so thoroughly, that when 
the plans came up for consideration, Big Head Dodd was 
supposed to have earned fresh laurels.  His arguments 
carried the day, his choice was approved by the committee, 
and I had the anonymous satisfaction to know that arguments 
and choice were wholly mine.  In the re-casting of the 
plan which followed, my part was even larger; for I 
designed and cast with my own hand a hot-air grating for 
the offices, which had the luck or 
merit to be accepted.  The energy and aptitude which I 
displayed throughout delighted and surprised my father, 
and I believe, although I say it, whose tongue should 
be tied, that they alone prevented Muskegon capitol 
from being the eyesore of my native State. 
</p>
            <p>Altogether, I was in a cheery frame of mind when I 
returned to the commercial college; and my earlier 
operations were crowned with a full measure of success. 
My father wrote and wired to me continually.  “You are 
to exercise your own judgment, Loudon,” he would say. 
“All that I do is to give you the figures; but whatever 
operation you take up must be upon your own 
responsibility, and whatever you earn will be entirely 
due to your own dash and forethought.” For all that, it 
was always clear what he intended me to do, and I was 
always careful to do it.  Inside of a month I was at 
the head of seventeen or eighteen thousand dollars, 
college paper.  And here I fell a victim to one of the 
vices of the system.  The paper (I have already 
explained) had a real value of one per cent; and cost, 
and could be sold for, currency.  Unsuccessful 
speculators were thus always selling clothes, books, 
banjos, and sleeve-links, in order to pay their 
differences; the successful, on the other hand, were 
often tempted to realise, and enjoy some return upon 
their profits.  Now I wanted thirty dollars' worth of 
artist truck, for I was always sketching in the woods; 
my allowance was for the time exhausted; I had begun to 
regard the exchange (with my father's help) as a place 
where money was to be got for stooping; and in an evil 
hour I realised three thousand dollars of the college 
paper and bought my easel. 
</p>
            <p>It was a Wednesday morning when the things arrived, and 
set me in the seventh heaven of satisfaction.  My 
father (for I can scarcely say myself) was trying at 
this time a “straddle” in wheat between Chicago and New 
York; the operation so called is, as you know, one of 
the most tempting and least safe upon the chess-board 
of finance.  On the Thursday, luck began to turn 
against my father's calculations; and by the Friday 
evening I was posted on the boards as a defaulter for 
the second time.  Here was a rude blow: my father would 
have taken it ill enough in any case; for however much 
a man may resent the incapacity of an only son, he will 
feel his own more sensibly.  But it chanced that, in 
our bitter cup of failure, there was one ingredient 
that might truly be called poisonous.  He had been 
keeping the run of my position; he missed the three 
thousand dollars, paper; and in his view, I had stolen 
thirty dollars, currency.  It was an extreme view 
perhaps; but in some senses, it was just: and my 
father, although (to my judgment) quite reckless of 
honesty in the essence of his operations, was the soul 
of honour as to their details.  I had one grieved 
letter from him, dignified and tender; and during the 
rest of that wretched term, working as a clerk, selling 
my clothes and sketches to make futile speculations, my 
dream of Paris quite vanished.  I was cheered by no 
word of kindness and helped by no hint of counsel from 
my father. 
</p>
            <p>All the time he was no doubt thinking of little else 
but his son, and what to do with him.  I believe he had 
been really appalled by what he regarded as my laxity 
of principle, and began to think it might be well to 
preserve me from temptation; the architect of the 
capitol had, besides, spoken obligingly of my design; 
and while he was thus hanging between two minds, 
Fortune suddenly stepped in, and Muskegon State capitol 
reversed my destiny. 
</p>
            <p>“Loudon,” said my father, as he met me at the depot, 
with a smiling countenance, “if you were to go to 
Paris, how long would it take you to become an 
experienced sculptor?” 
</p>
            <p>“How do you mean, father?” I cried—'experienced?” 
</p>
            <p>“A man that could be intrusted with the highest 
styles,” he answered; “the nude, for instance; and the 
patriotic and emblematical styles.” 
</p>
            <p>“It might take three years,” I replied. 
</p>
            <p>“You think Paris necessary?” he asked.  “There are 
great advantages in our own country; and that man 
Prodgers appears to be a very clever sculptor, though I 
suppose he stands too high to go around giving 
lessons.” 
</p>
            <p>“Paris is the only place,” I assured him. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I think myself it will sound better,” he 
admitted.  “A Young Man, a Native of this State, Son of 
a Leading Citizen, Studies Prosecuted under the Most 
Experienced Masters in Paris,” he added relishingly. 
</p>
            <p>“But, my dear dad, what is it all about?” I 
interrupted.  “I never even dreamed of being a 
sculptor.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, here it is,” said he.  “I took up the statuary 
contract on our new capitol; I took it up at first as a 
deal; and then it occurred to me it would be better to 
keep it in the family.  It meets your idea; there's 
considerable money in the thing; and it's patriotic. So, 
if you say the word, you shall go to Paris, and come back 
in three years to decorate the capitol of your native 
State.  It's a big chance for you, Loudon; and I'll tell 
you what—every dollar you earn, I'll put another alongside 
of it.  But the sooner you go, and the harder you work, the 
better; for if the first half-dozen statues aren't in a 
line with public taste in Muskegon, there will be trouble.” 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c2" type="chapter">
            <head>II — ROUSSILLON WINE</head>
            <p>MY mother's family was Scottish, and it was judged fitting 
I should pay a visit, on my way Paris-ward to my uncle 
Adam Loudon, a wealthy retired grocer of Edinburgh. He was 
very stiff and very ironical; he fed me well, lodged me 
sumptuously, and seemed to take it out of me all the time, 
cent. per cent., in secret entertainment which caused his 
spectacles to glitter and his mouth to twitch.  The 
ground of this ill-suppressed mirth (as well as I could 
make out) was simply the fact that I was an American. 
“Well,” he would say, drawing out the word to infinity 
“and I suppose now in your country things will be so-and-so.” 
And the whole group of my cousins would titter joyously. 
Repeated receptions of this sort must be at the root, I 
suppose, of what they call the Great American Jest; and 
I know I was myself goaded into saying that my friends 
went naked in the summer months, and that the Second 
Methodist Episcopal Church in Muskegon was decorated 
with scalps.  I cannot say that these flights had any 
great success; they seemed to awaken little more surprise 
than the fact that my father was a Republican, or that 
I had been taught in school to spell COLOUR without the U. 
If I had told them (what was, after all, the truth) that my 
father had paid a considerable annual sum to have me 
brought up in a gambling-hell, the tittering and 
grinning of this dreadful family might perhaps have 
been excused. 
</p>
            <p>I cannot deny but I was sometimes tempted to knock my 
uncle Adam down; and indeed I believe it must have come 
to a rupture at last, if they had not given a dinner-party 
at which I was the lion.  On this occasion I 
learned (to my surprise and relief) that the incivility 
to which I had been subjected was a matter for the 
family circle, and might be regarded almost in the 
light of an endearment.  To strangers I was presented 
with consideration; and the account given of “my 
American brother-in-law, poor Janie's man, James K. 
Dodd, the well-known millionaire of Muskegon,” was 
calculated to enlarge the heart of a proud son. 
</p>
            <p>An aged assistant of my grandfather's, a pleasant, 
humble creature with a taste for whisky, was at first 
deputed to be my guide about the city.  With this 
harmless but hardly aristocratic companion I went to 
Arthur's Seat and the Calton Hill, heard the band play 
in Princes Street Gardens, inspected the regalia and 
the blood of Rizzio, and fell in love with the great 
castle on its cliff, the innumerable spires of 
churches, the stately buildings, the broad prospects, 
and those narrow and crowded lanes of the old town 
where my ancestors had lived and died in the days 
before Columbus. 
</p>
            <p>But there was another curiosity that interested me more 
deeply—my grandfather, Alexander Loudon.  In his time 
the old gentleman had been a working mason, and had 
risen from the ranks—more, I think, by shrewdness than 
by merit.  In his appearance, speech, and manners, he 
bore broad marks of his origin, which were gall and 
wormwood to my uncle Adam.  His nails, in spite of 
anxious supervision, were often in conspicuous 
mourning; his clothes hung about him in bags and 
wrinkles, like a ploughman's Sunday coat; his accent 
was rude, broad, and dragging.  Take him at his best, 
and even when he could be induced to hold his tongue, 
his mere presence in a corner of the drawing-room, with 
his open-air wrinkles, his scanty hair, his battered 
hands, and the cheerful craftiness of his expression, 
advertised the whole gang of us for a self-made family. 
My aunt might mince and my cousins bridle, but there 
was no getting over the solid, physical fact of the 
stonemason in the chimney-corner. 
</p>
            <p>That is one advantage of being an American.  It never 
occurred to me to be ashamed of my grandfather, and the 
old gentleman was quick to mark the difference.  He 
held my mother in tender memory, perhaps because he was 
in the habit of daily contrasting her with Uncle Adam, 
whom he detested to the point of frenzy; and he set 
down to inheritance from his favourite my own becoming 
treatment of himself.  On our walks abroad, which soon 
became daily, he would sometimes (after duly warning me 
to keep the matter dark from “Aadam”) skulk into some 
old familiar pot-house, and there (if he had the luck 
to encounter any of his veteran cronies) he would 
present me to the company with manifest pride, casting 
at the same time a covert slur on the rest of his 
descendants.  “This is my Jeannie's yin,” he would say. 
“He's a fine fallow, him.” The purpose of our 
excursions was not to seek antiquities or to enjoy 
famous prospects, but to visit one after another a 
series of doleful suburbs, for which it was the old 
gentleman's chief claim to renown that he had been the 
sole contractor, and too often the architect besides. 
I have rarely seen a more shocking exhibition: the 
brick seemed to be blushing in the walls, and the 
slates on the roof to have turned pale with shame; but 
I was careful not to communicate these impressions to 
the aged artificer at my side; and when he would direct 
my attention to some fresh monstrosity—perhaps with 
the comment, “There's an idee of mine's; it's cheap and 
tasty, and had a graand run; the idee was soon stole, 
and there's whole deestricts near Glesgie with the 
goathic addeetion and that plunth,” I would civilly 
make haste to admire and (what I found particularly 
delighted him) to inquire into the cost of each 
adornment.  It will be conceived that Muskegon capitol 
was a frequent and a welcome ground of talk.  I drew 
him all the plans from memory; and he, with the aid of 
a narrow volume full of figures and tables, which 
answered (I believe) to the name of Molesworth, and was 
his constant pocket-companion, would draw up rough 
estimates and make imaginary offers on the various 
contracts.  Our Muskegon builders he pronounced a pack 
of cormorants; and the congenial subject, together with 
my knowledge of architectural terms, the theory of 
strains, and the prices of materials in the States, 
formed a strong bond of union between what might have 
been otherwise an ill-assorted pair, and led my 
grandfather to pronounce me, with emphasis, “a real 
intalligent kind of a chield.” Thus a second time, as 
you will presently see, the capitol of my native State 
had influentially affected the current of my life. 
</p>
            <p>I left Edinburgh, however, with not the least idea that 
I had done a stroke of excellent business for myself, 
and singly delighted to escape out of a somewhat dreary 
house and plunge instead into the rainbow city of 
Paris.  Every man has his own romance; mine clustered 
exclusively about the practice of the arts, the life of 
Latin Quarter students, and the world of Paris as 
depicted by that grimy wizard, the author of the 
COMEDIE HUMAINE.  I was not disappointed—I could not 
have been; for I did not see the facts, I brought them 
with me ready-made.  Z. Marcas lived next door to me in 
my ungainly, ill-smelling hotel of the Rue Racine; I 
dined at my villainous restaurant with Lousteau and 
with Rastignac: if a curricle nearly ran me down at a 
street-crossing, Maxime de Trailles would be the 
driver.  I dined, I say, at a poor restaurant and lived 
in a poor hotel; and this was not from need, but 
sentiment.  My father gave me a profuse allowance, and 
I might have lived (had I chosen) in the Quartier de 
l'Etoile and driven to my studies daily.  Had I done 
so, the glamour must have fled: I should still have 
been but Loudon Dodd; whereas now I was a Latin Quarter 
student, Murger's successor, living in flesh and blood 
the life of one of those romances I had loved to read, 
to re-read, and to dream over, among the woods of 
Muskegon. 
</p>
            <p>At this time we were all a little Murger-mad in the 
Latin Quarter.  The play of the VIE DE BOHEME (a 
dreary, snivelling piece) had been produced at the 
Odeon, had run an unconscionable time—for Paris—and 
revived the freshness of the legend.  The same 
business, you may say, or there and thereabout, was 
being privately enacted in consequence in every garret 
of the neighbourhood, and a good third of the students 
were consciously impersonating Rodolphe or Schaunard, 
to their own incommunicable satisfaction.  Some of us 
went far, and some farther.  I always looked with awful 
envy (for instance) on a certain countryman of my own 
who had a studio in the Rue Monsieur le Prince, wore 
boots, and long hair in a net, and could be seen 
tramping off, in this guise, to the worst eating-house 
of the quarter, followed by a Corsican model, his 
mistress, in the conspicuous costume of her race and 
calling.  It takes some greatness of soul to carry even 
folly to such heights as these; and for my own part, I 
had to content myself by pretending very arduously to 
be poor, by wearing a smoking-cap on the streets, and 
by pursuing, through a series of misadventures, that 
extinct mammal the grisette.  The most grievous part 
was the eating and the drinking.  I was born with a 
dainty tooth and a palate for wine; and only a genuine 
devotion to romance could have supported me under the 
cat-civets that I had to swallow, and the red ink of 
Bercy I must wash them down withal.  Every now and 
again, after a hard day at the studio, where I was 
steadily and far from unsuccessfully industrious, a 
wave of distaste would overbear me; I would slink away 
from my haunts and companions, indemnify myself for 
weeks of self-denial with fine wines and dainty dishes; 
seated perhaps on a terrace, perhaps in an arbour in a 
garden, with a volume of one of my favourite authors 
propped open in front of me, and now consulted a while, 
and now forgotten: so remain, relishing my situation, 
till night fell and the lights of the city kindled; and 
thence stroll homeward by the river-side, under the 
moon or stars, in a heaven of poetry and digestion. 
</p>
            <p>One such indulgence led me in the course of my second 
year into an adventure which I must relate: indeed, it 
is the very point I have been aiming for, since that 
was what brought me in acquaintance with Jim Pinkerton. 
I sat down alone to dinner one October day when the 
rusty leaves were falling and scuttling on the 
boulevard, and the minds of impressionable men inclined 
in about an equal degree towards sadness and 
conviviality.  The restaurant was no great place, but 
boasted a considerable cellar and a long printed list 
of vintages.  This I was perusing with the double zest 
of a man who is fond of wine and a lover of beautiful 
names, when my eye fell (near the end of the card) on 
that not very famous or familiar brand, Roussillon.  I 
remembered it was a wine I had never tasted, ordered a 
bottle, found it excellent, and when I had discussed 
the contents, called (according to my habit) for a 
final pint.  It appears they did not keep Roussillon in 
half-bottles.  “All right,” said I, “another bottle.” 
The tables at this eating-house are close together; and 
the next thing I can remember, I was in somewhat loud 
conversation with my nearest neighbours.  From these I 
must have gradually extended my attentions; for I have 
a clear recollection of gazing about a room in which 
every chair was half turned round and every face turned 
smilingly to mine.  I can even remember what I was 
saying at the moment; but after twenty years the embers 
of shame are still alive, and I prefer to give your 
imagination the cue by simply mentioning that my muse 
was the patriotic.  It had been my design to adjourn 
for coffee in the company of some of these new friends; 
but I was no sooner on the sidewalk than I found myself 
unaccountably alone.  The circumstance scarce surprised 
me at the time, much less now; but I was somewhat 
chagrined a little after to find I had walked into a 
kiosque.  I began to wonder if I were any the worse for 
my last bottle, and decided to steady myself with 
coffee and brandy.  In the Cafe de la Source, where I 
went for this restorative, the fountain was playing, 
and (what greatly surprised me) the mill and the 
various mechanical figures on the rockery appeared to 
have been freshly repaired, and performed the most 
enchanting antics.  The cafe was extraordinarily hot 
and bright, with every detail of a conspicuous 
clearness—from the faces of the guests, to the type of 
the newspapers on the tables—and the whole apartment 
swang to and fro like a hammock, with an exhilarating 
motion.  For some while I was so extremely pleased with 
these particulars that I thought I could never be weary 
of beholding them: then dropped of a sudden into a 
causeless sadness; and then, with the same swiftness 
and spontaneity, arrived at the conclusion that I was 
drunk and had better get to bed. 
</p>
            <p>It was but a step or two to my hotel, where I got my 
lighted candle from the porter, and mounted the four 
flights to my own room.  Although I could not deny that 
I was drunk, I was at the same time lucidly rational 
and practical.  I had but one preoccupation—to be up 
in time on the morrow for my work; and when I observed 
the clock on my chimney-piece to have stopped, I 
decided to go down-stairs again and give directions to 
the porter.  Leaving the candle burning and my door 
open, to be a guide to me on my return, I set forth 
accordingly.  The house was quite dark; but as there 
were only the three doors on each landing, it was 
impossible to wander, and I had nothing to do but 
descend the stairs until I saw the glimmer of the 
porter's night-light.  I counted four flights: no 
porter.  It was possible, of course, that I had 
reckoned incorrectly; so I went down another and 
another, and another, still counting as I went, until I 
had reached the preposterous figure of nine flights. 
It was now quite clear that I had somehow passed the 
porter's lodge without remarking it; indeed, I was, at 
the lowest figure, five pairs of stairs below the 
street, and plunged in the very bowels of the earth. 
That my hotel should thus be founded upon catacombs was 
a discovery of considerable interest; and if I had not 
been in a frame of mind entirely business-like, I might 
have continued to explore all night this subterranean 
empire.  But I was bound I must be up betimes on the 
next morning, and for that end it was imperative that I 
should find the porter.  I faced about accordingly, and 
counting with painful care, remounted towards the level 
of the street.  Five, six, and seven flights I climbed, 
and still there was no porter.  I began to be weary of 
the job, and reflecting that I was now close to my own 
room, decided I should go to bed.  Eight, nine, ten, 
eleven, twelve, thirteen flights I mounted; and my open 
door seemed to be as wholly lost to me as the porter 
and his floating dip.  I remembered that the house 
stood but six stories at its highest point, from which 
it appeared (on the most moderate computation) I was 
now three stories higher than the roof.  My original 
sense of amusement was succeeded by a not unnatural 
irritation.  “My room has just GOT to be here,” 
said I, and I stepped towards the door with outspread 
arms.  There was no door and no wall; in place of 
either there yawned before me a dark corridor, in which 
I continued to advance for some time without 
encountering the smallest opposition.  And this in a 
house whose extreme area scantily contained three small 
rooms, a narrow landing, and the stair! The thing was 
manifestly nonsense; and you will scarcely be surprised 
to learn that I now began to lose my temper.  At this 
juncture I perceived a filtering of light along the 
floor, stretched forth my hand, which encountered the 
knob of a door-handle, and without further ceremony 
entered a room.  A young lady was within: she was going 
to bed, and her toilet was far advanced—or the other 
way about, if you prefer. 
</p>
            <p>“I hope you will pardon this intrusion,” said I; “but 
my room is No. 12, and something has gone wrong with 
this blamed house.” 
</p>
            <p>She looked at me a moment; and then, “If you will step 
outside for a moment, I will take you there,” says she. 
</p>
            <p>Thus, with perfect composure on both sides, the matter 
was arranged.  I waited a while outside her door. 
Presently she rejoined me, in a dressing-gown, took my 
hand, led me up another flight, which made the fourth 
above the level of the roof, and shut me into my own 
room, where (being quite weary after these contra-ordinary 
explorations) I turned in and slumbered like a child. 
</p>
            <p>I tell you the thing calmly, as it appeared to me to 
pass; but the next day, when I awoke and put memory in 
the witness-box, I could not conceal from myself that 
the tale presented a good many improbable features.  I 
had no mind for the studio, after all, and went instead 
to the Luxembourg gardens, there, among the sparrows 
and the statues and the falling leaves, to cool and 
clear my head.  It is a garden I have always loved. 
You sit there in a public place of history and fiction. 
Barras and Fouche have looked from these windows. 
Lousteau and De Banville (one as real as the other) 
have rhymed upon these benches.  The city tramples by 
without the railings to a lively measure; and within 
and about you, trees rustle, children and sparrows 
utter their small cries, and the statues look on for 
ever.  Here, then, in a seat opposite the gallery 
entrance, I set to work on the events of the last 
night, to disengage (if it were possible) truth from 
fiction. 
</p>
            <p>The house, by daylight, had proved to be six stories 
high, the same as ever.  I could find, with all my 
architectural experience, no room in its altitude for 
those interminable stairways, no width between its 
walls for that long corridor, where I had tramped at 
night.  And there was yet a greater difficulty.  I had 
read somewhere an aphorism that everything may be false 
to itself save human nature.  A house might elongate or 
enlarge itself—or seem to do so to a gentleman who had 
been dining.  The ocean might dry up, the rocks melt in 
the sun, the stars fall from heaven like autumn apples; 
and there was nothing in these incidents to boggle the 
philosopher.  But the case of the young lady stood upon 
a different foundation.  Girls were not good enough, or 
not good that way, or else they were too good.  I was 
ready to accept any of these views: all pointed to the 
same conclusion, which I was thus already on the point 
of reaching, when a fresh argument occurred, and 
instantly confirmed it.  I could remember the exact 
words we had each said; and I had spoken, and she had 
replied, in English.  Plainly, then, the whole affair 
was an illusion: catacombs, and stairs, and charitable 
lady, all were equally the stuff of dreams. 
</p>
            <p>I had just come to this determination, when there blew 
a flaw of wind through the autumnal gardens; the dead 
leaves showered down, and a flight of sparrows, thick 
as a snowfall, wheeled above my head with sudden 
pipings.  This agreeable bustle was the affair of a 
moment, but it startled me from the abstraction into 
which I had fallen like a summons.  I sat briskly up, 
and as I did so my eyes rested on the figure of a lady 
in a brown jacket and carrying a paint-box.  By her 
side walked a fellow some years older than myself, with 
an easel under his arm; and alike by their course and 
cargo I might judge they were bound for the gallery, 
where the lady was, doubtless, engaged upon some 
copying.  You can imagine my surprise when I recognised 
in her the heroine of my adventure.  To put the matter 
beyond question our eyes met, and she, seeing herself 
remembered, and recalling the trim in which I had last 
beheld her, looked swiftly on the ground with just a 
shadow of confusion. 
</p>
            <p>I could not tell you to-day if she were plain or 
pretty; but she had behaved with so much good sense, 
and I had cut so poor a figure in her presence, that I 
became instantly fired with the desire to display 
myself in a more favourable light.  The young man, 
besides, was possibly her brother; brothers are apt to 
be hasty, theirs being a part in which it is possible, 
at a comparatively early age, to assume the dignity of 
manhood; and it occurred to me it might be wise to 
forestall all possible complications by an apology. 
</p>
            <p>On this reasoning I drew near to the gallery door, and 
had hardly got in position before the young man came 
out.  Thus it was that I came face to face with my 
third destiny, for my career has been entirely shaped 
by these three elements—my father, the capitol of 
Muskegon, and my friend Jim Pinkerton.  As for the 
young lady, with whom my mind was at the moment chiefly 
occupied, I was never to hear more of her from that day 
forward—an excellent example of the Blind Man's Buff 
that we call life. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c3" type="chapter">
            <head>III — TO INTRODUCE MR. PINKERTON</head>
            <p>THE stranger, I have said, was some years older than 
myself: a man of a good stature, a very lively face, 
cordial, agitated manners, and a grey eye as active as 
a fowl's. 
</p>
            <p>“May I have a word with you?” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“My dear sir,” he replied, “I don't know what it can be 
about, but you may have a hundred if you like.” 
</p>
            <p>“You have just left the side of a young lady,” I 
continued, “towards whom I was led (very 
unintentionally) into the appearance of an offence.  To 
speak to herself would be only to renew her 
embarrassment, and I seize the occasion of making my 
apology, and declaring my respect, to one of my own sex 
who is her friend, and perhaps,” I added, with a bow, 
“her natural protector.” 
</p>
            <p>“You are a countryman of mine; I know it!” he cried: “I 
am sure of it by your delicacy to a lady.  You do her 
no more than justice.  I was introduced to her the 
other night at tea, in the apartment of some people, 
friends of mine; and meeting her again this morning, I 
could not do less than carry her easel for her.  My 
dear sir, what is your name?” 
</p>
            <p>I was disappointed to find he had so little bond with 
my young lady; and but that it was I who had sought the 
acquaintance, might have been tempted to retreat.  At 
the same time something in the stranger's eye engaged 
me. 
</p>
            <p>“My name,” said I, “is Loudon Dodd; I am a student of 
sculpture here from Muskegon.” 
</p>
            <p>“Of sculpture?” he cried, as though that would have 
been his last conjecture.  “Mine is James Pinkerton; I 
am delighted to have the pleasure of your 
acquaintance.” 
</p>
            <p>“Pinkerton!” it was now my turn to exclaim.  “Are you 
Broken-Stool Pinkerton?” 
</p>
            <p>He admitted his identity with a laugh of boyish 
delight; and indeed any young man in the quarter might 
have been proud to own a sobriquet thus gallantly 
acquired. 
</p>
            <p>In order to explain the name, I must here digress into 
a chapter of the history of manners in the nineteenth 
century, very well worth commemoration for its own 
sake.  In some of the studios at that date, the hazing 
of new pupils was both barbarous and obscene.  Two 
incidents, following one on the heels of the other, 
tended to produce an advance in civilisation by the 
means (as so commonly happens) of a passing appeal to 
savage standards.  The first was the arrival of a 
little gentleman from Armenia.  He had a fez upon his 
head and (what nobody counted on) a dagger in his 
pocket.  The hazing was set about in the customary 
style, and, perhaps in virtue of the victim's head-gear, 
even more boisterously than usual.  He bore it at 
first with an inviting patience; but upon one of the 
students proceeding to an unpardonable freedom, plucked 
out his knife and suddenly plunged it in the belly of 
the jester.  This gentleman, I am pleased to say, 
passed months upon a bed of sickness before he was in a 
position to resume his studies.  The second incident 
was that which had earned Pinkerton his reputation.  In 
a crowded studio, while some very filthy brutalities 
were being practised on a trembling DEBUTANT, a 
tall pale fellow sprang from his stool and (without the 
smallest preface or explanation) sang out, “All English 
and Americans to clear the shop!” Our race is brutal, 
but not filthy; and the summons was nobly responded to. 
Every Anglo-Saxon student seized his stool; in a moment 
the studio was full of bloody coxcombs, the French 
fleeing in disorder for the door, the victim liberated 
and amazed.  In this feat of arms both English-speaking 
nations covered themselves with glory; but I am proud 
to claim the author of the whole for an American, and a 
patriotic American at that, being the same gentleman 
who had subsequently to be held down in the bottom of a 
box during a performance of L'ONCLE SAM, sobbing at 
intervals, “My country! O my country!” while yet 
another (my new acquaintance Pinkerton) was supposed to 
have made the most conspicuous figure in the actual 
battle.  At one blow he had broken his own stool, and 
sent the largest of his opponents back foremost through 
what we used to call a “conscientious nude.” It appears 
that, in the continuation of his flight, this fallen 
warrior issued on the boulevard still framed in the 
burst canvas. 
</p>
            <p>It will be understood how much talk the incident 
aroused in the students' quarter, and that I was highly 
gratified to make the acquaintance of my famous 
countryman.  It chanced I was to see more of the 
Quixotic side of his character before the morning was 
done; for, as we continued to stroll together, I found 
myself near the studio of a young Frenchman whose work 
I had promised to examine, and in the fashion of the 
quarter carried up Pinkerton along with me.  Some of my 
comrades of this date were pretty obnoxious fellows.  I 
could almost always admire and respect the grown-up 
practitioners of art in Paris; but many of those who 
were still in a state of pupilage were sorry specimens— 
so much so that I used often to wonder where the 
painters came from, and where the brutes of students 
went to.  A similar mystery hangs over the intermediate 
stages of the medical profession, and must have 
perplexed the least observant.  The ruffian, at least, 
whom I now carried Pinkerton to visit, was one of the 
most crapulous in the quarter.  He turned out for our 
delectation a huge “crust” (as we used to call it) of 
St. Stephen, wallowing in red upon his belly in an 
exhausted receiver, and a crowd of Hebrews in blue, 
green, and yellow, pelting him—apparently with buns; 
and while we gazed upon this contrivance, regaled us 
with a piece of his own recent biography, of which his 
mind was still very full, and which, he seemed to 
fancy, represented him in an heroic posture.  I was one 
of those cosmopolitan Americans who accept the world 
(whether at home or abroad) as they find it, and whose 
favourite part is that of the spectator; yet even I was 
listening with ill-suppressed disgust, when I was aware 
of a violent plucking at my sleeve. 
</p>
            <p>“Is he saying he kicked her down-stairs?” asked 
Pinkerton, white as St. Stephen. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” said I: “his discarded mistress; and then he 
pelted her with stones.  I suppose that's what gave him 
the idea for his picture.  He has just been alleging 
the pathetic excuse that she was old enough to be his 
mother.” 
</p>
            <p>Something like a sob broke from Pinkerton.  “Tell him,” 
he gasped—“I can't speak this language, though I 
understand a little; I never had any proper education— 
tell him I'm going to punch his head.” 
</p>
            <p>“For God's sake do nothing of the sort!” I cried, “they 
don't understand that sort of thing here”; and I tried 
to bundle him out. 
</p>
            <p>“Tell him first what we think of him,” he objected. “Let 
me tell him what he looks in the eyes of a pure-minded American” 
</p>
            <p>“Leave that to me,” said I, thrusting Pinkerton clear 
through the door. 
</p>
            <p>“QU'EST-CE QU'IL A?”[1] inquired the student. 
</p>
            <p>[1] “What's the matter with him?” 
</p>
            <p>“MONSIEUR SE SENT MAL AU COEUR D'AVOIR TROP REGARDE 
VOTRE CROUTE,”[2] said I, and made my escape, scarce 
with dignity, at Pinkerton's heels. 
</p>
            <p>[2] “The gentleman is sick at his stomach from having 
looked too long at your daub.” 
</p>
            <p>“What did you say to him?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“The only thing that he could feel,” was my reply. 
</p>
            <p>After this scene, the freedom with which I had ejected 
my new acquaintance, and the precipitation with which I 
had followed him, the least I could do was to propose 
luncheon.  I have forgot the name of the place to which 
I led him, nothing loath; it was on the far side of the 
Luxembourg at least, with a garden behind, where we 
were speedily set face to face at table, and began to 
dig into each other's history and character, like 
terriers after rabbits, according to the approved 
fashion of youth. 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton's parents were from the Old Country; there, 
too, I incidentally gathered, he had himself been born, 
though it was a circumstance he seemed prone to forget. 
Whether he had run away, or his father had turned him 
out, I never fathomed; but about the age of twelve he 
was thrown upon his own resources.  A travelling tin-type 
photographer picked him up, like a haw out of a 
hedgerow, on a wayside in New Jersey; took a fancy to 
the urchin; carried him on with him in his wandering 
life; taught him all he knew himself—to take tin-types 
(as well as I can make out) and doubt the Scriptures; 
and died at last in Ohio at the corner of a road.  “He 
was a grand specimen,” cried Pinkerton; “I wish you 
could have seen him, Mr. Dodd He had an appearance of 
magnanimity that used to remind me of the patriarchs.” 
On the death of this random protector, the boy 
inherited the plant and continued the business.  “It 
was a life I could have chosen, Mr. Dodd!” he cried. 
“I have been in all the finest scenes of that 
magnificent continent that we were born to be the heirs 
of I wish you could see my collection of tin-types; I 
wish I had them here.  They were taken for my own 
pleasure, and to be a memento: and they show Nature in 
her grandest as well as her gentlest moments.” As he 
tramped the Western States and Territories, taking tin-types, 
the boy was continually getting hold of books, 
good, bad, and indifferent, popular and abstruse, from 
the novels of Sylvanus Cobb to Euclid's Elements, both 
of which I found (to my almost equal wonder) he had 
managed to peruse: he was taking stock by the way, of 
the people, the products, and the country, with an eye 
unusually observant and a memory unusually retentive; 
and he was collecting for himself a body of magnanimous 
and semi-intellectual nonsense, which he supposed to be 
the natural thoughts and to contain the whole duty of 
the born American.  To be pure-minded, to be patriotic, 
to get culture and money with both hands and with the 
same irrational fervour—these appeared to be the chief 
articles of his creed.  In later days (not of course 
upon this first occasion) I would sometimes ask him 
why; and he had his answer pat.  “To build up the 
type!” he would cry. 
</p>
            <p>“We're all committed to that; we're all under bond to 
fulfil the American Type! Loudon, the hope of the world 
is there.  If we fail, like these old feudal 
monarchies, what is left?” 
</p>
            <p>The trade of a tin-typer proved too narrow for the 
lad's ambition; it was insusceptible of expansion, he 
explained; it was not truly modern; and by a sudden 
conversion of front he became a railroad-scalper.  The 
principles of this trade I never clearly understood; 
but its essence appears to be to cheat the railroads 
out of their due fare.  “I threw my whole soul into it; 
I grudged myself food and sleep while I was at it; the 
most practised hands admitted I had caught on to the 
idea in a month and revolutionised the practice inside 
of a year,” he said.  “And there's interest in it, too. 
It's amusing to pick out some one going by, make up 
your mind about his character and tastes, dash out of 
the office, and hit him flying with an offer of the 
very place he wants to go to.  I don't think there was 
a scalper on the continent made fewer blunders.  But I 
took it only as a stage.  I was saving every dollar; I 
was looking ahead.  I knew what I wanted—wealth, 
education, a refined home, and a conscientious cultured 
lady for a wife; for, Mr. Dodd”—this with a formidable 
outcry—“every man is bound to marry above him: if the 
woman's not the man's superior, I brand it as mere 
sensuality.  There was my idea, at least.  That was 
what I was saving for; and enough, too! But it isn't 
every man, I know that—it's far from every man—could 
do what I did: close up the livest agency in Saint Jo, 
where he was coining dollars by the pot, set out alone, 
without a friend, or a word of French, and settle down 
here to spend his capital learning art.” 
</p>
            <p>“Was it an old taste?” I asked him, “or a sudden 
fancy?” 
</p>
            <p>“Neither, Mr. Dodd,” he admitted.  “Of course I had 
learned in my tin-typing excursions to glory and exult 
in the works of God.  But it wasn't that.  I just said 
to myself, “What is most wanted in my age and country? 
More culture and more art,” I said; and I chose the 
best place, saved my money, and came here to get them.” 
</p>
            <p>The whole attitude of this young man warmed and shamed 
me.  He had more fire in his little toe than I had in 
my whole carcase; he was stuffed to bursting with the 
manly virtues; thrift and courage glowed in him; and 
even if his artistic vocation seemed (to one of my 
exclusive tenets) not quite clear, who could predict 
what might be accomplished by a creature so full-blooded 
and so inspired with animal and intellectual 
energy? So, when he proposed that I should come and see 
his work (one of the regular stages of a Latin Quarter 
friendship), I followed him with interest and hope. 
</p>
            <p>He lodged parsimoniously at the top of a tall house 
near the Observatory, in a bare room principally 
furnished with his own trunks, and papered with his own 
despicable studies.  No man has less taste for 
disagreeable duties than myself; perhaps there is only 
one subject on which I cannot flatter a man without a 
blush; but upon that, upon all that touches art, my 
sincerity is Roman.  Once and twice I made the circuit 
of his walls in silence, spying in every corner for 
some spark of merit; he meanwhile following close at my 
heels, reading the verdict in my face with furtive 
glances, presenting some fresh study for my inspection 
with undisguised anxiety, and (after it had been 
silently weighed in the balances and found wanting) 
whisking it away with an open gesture of despair.  By 
the time the second round was completed, we were both 
extremely depressed. 
</p>
            <p>“Oh!” he groaned, breaking the long silence, “it's 
quite unnecessary you should speak!” 
</p>
            <p>“Do you want me to be frank with you? I think you are 
wasting time,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“You don't see any promise?” he inquired, beguiled by 
some return of hope, and turning upon me the 
embarrassing brightness of his eye.  “Not in this 
still-life here of the melon? One fellow thought it 
good.” 
</p>
            <p>It was the least I could do to give the melon a more 
particular examination; which, when I had done, I could 
but shake my head.  “I am truly sorry, Pinkerton,” said 
I, “but I can't advise you to persevere.” 
</p>
            <p>He seemed to recover his fortitude at the moment, rebounding 
from disappointment like a man of india-rubber.  “Well,” 
said he stoutly, “I don't know that 
I'm surprised.  But I'll go on with the course; and 
throw my whole soul into it too.  You mustn't think the 
time is lost.  It's all culture; it will help me to 
extend my relations when I get back home; it may fit me 
for a position on one of the illustrateds; and then I 
can always turn dealer,” he said, uttering the 
monstrous proposition, which was enough to shake the 
Latin Quarter to the dust, with entire simplicity. 
“It's all experience, besides,” he continued; “and it 
seems to me there's a tendency to underrate experience, 
both as net profit and investment.  Never mind.  That's 
done with.  But it took courage for you to say what you 
did, and I'll never forget it.  Here's my hand, Mr. 
Dodd.  I'm not your equal in culture or talent.” 
</p>
            <p>“You know nothing about that,” I interrupted.  “I have 
seen your work, but you haven't seen mine. 
</p>
            <p>“No more I have,” he cried; “and let's go see it at 
once! But I know you are away up; I can feel it here.” 
</p>
            <p>To say truth, I was almost ashamed to introduce him to 
my studio—my work, whether absolutely good or bad, 
being so vastly superior to his.  But his spirits were 
now quite restored; and he amazed me, on the way, with 
his light-hearted talk and new projects.  So that I 
began at last to understand how matters lay: that this 
was not an artist who had been deprived of the practice 
of his single art; but only a business man of very 
extended interests, informed (perhaps something of the 
most suddenly) that one investment out of twenty had 
gone wrong. 
</p>
            <p>As a matter of fact, besides (although I never 
suspected it), he was already seeking consolation with 
another of the muses, and pleasing himself with the 
notion that he would repay me for my sincerity, cement 
our friendship, and (at one and the same blow) restore 
my estimation of his talents.  Several times already, 
when I had been speaking of myself, he had pulled out a 
writing-pad and scribbled a brief note; and now, when 
we entered the studio, I saw it in his hand again, and 
the pencil go to his mouth, as he cast a comprehensive 
glance round the uncomfortable building. 
</p>
            <p>“Are you going to make a sketch of it?” I could not 
help asking, as I unveiled the Genius of Muskegon. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, that's my secret,” said he.  “Never you mind.  A 
mouse can help a lion.” 
</p>
            <p>He walked round my statue, and had the design explained 
to him.  I had represented Muskegon as a young, almost 
a stripling mother, with something of an Indian type; 
the babe upon her knees was winged, to indicate our 
soaring future; and her seat was a medley of sculptured 
fragments, Greek, Roman, and Gothic, to remind us of 
the older worlds from which we trace our generation. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, does this satisfy you, Mr. Dodd?” he inquired, as 
soon as I had explained to him the main features of the 
design. 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” I said, “the fellows seem to think it's not a 
bad BONNE FEMME for a beginner.  I don't think it's 
entirely bad myself Here is the best point; it builds 
up best from here.  No, it seems to me it has a kind of 
merit,” I admitted; “but I mean to do better.” 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, that's the word!” cried Pinkerton.  “There's the 
word I love!” and he scribbled in his pad. 
</p>
            <p>“What in creation ails you?” I inquired.  “It's the 
most commonplace expression in the English language.” 
</p>
            <p>“Better and better!” chuckled Pinkerton.  “The 
unconsciousness of genius.  Lord, but this is coming in 
beautiful!” and he scribbled again. 
</p>
            <p>“If you're going to be fulsome,” said I, “I'll close 
the place of entertainment”; and I threatened to 
replace the veil upon the Genius. 
</p>
            <p>“No, no,” said he; “don't be in a hurry.  Give me a 
point or two.  Show me what's particularly good.” 
</p>
            <p>“I would rather you found that out for yourself,” said 
I. 
</p>
            <p>“The trouble is,” said he, “that I've never turned my 
attention to sculpture—beyond, of course, admiring it, 
as everybody must who has a soul.  So do just be a good 
fellow, and explain to me what you like in it, and what 
you tried for, and where the merit comes in.  It'll be 
all education for me.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, in sculpture, you see, the first thing you have 
to consider is the masses.  It's, after all, a kind of 
architecture,” I began, and delivered a lecture on that 
branch of art, with illustrations from my own 
masterpiece there present—all of which, if you don't 
mind, or whether you mind or not, I mean to 
conscientiously omit.  Pinkerton listened with a fiery 
interest, questioned me with a certain uncultivated 
shrewdness, and continued to scratch down notes, and 
tear fresh sheets from his pad.  I found it inspiring 
to have my words thus taken down like a professor's 
lecture; and having had no previous experience of the 
press, I was unaware that they were all being taken 
down wrong.  For the same reason (incredible as it must 
appear in an American) I never entertained the least 
suspicion that they were destined to be dished up with 
a sauce of penny-a-lining gossip; and myself, my 
person, and my works of art, butchered to make a 
holiday for the readers of a Sunday paper.  Night had 
fallen over the Genius of Muskegon before the issue of 
my theoretic eloquence was stayed, nor did I separate 
from my new friend without an appointment for the 
morrow. 
</p>
            <p>I was, indeed, greatly taken with this first view of my 
countryman, and continued, on further acquaintance, to 
be interested, amused, and attracted by him in about 
equal proportions.  I must not say he had a fault, not 
only because my mouth is sealed by gratitude, but 
because those he had sprang merely from his education, 
and you could see he had cultivated and improved them 
like virtues.  For all that, I can never deny he was a 
troublous friend to me, and the trouble began early. 
</p>
            <p>It may have been a fortnight later that I divined the 
secret of the writing-pad.  My wretch (it leaked out) 
wrote letters for a paper in the West, and had filled a 
part of one of them with descriptions of myself I 
pointed out to him that he had no right to do so 
without asking my permission. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, this is just what I hoped!” he exclaimed.  “I 
thought you didn't seem to catch on; only it seemed too 
good to be true.” 
</p>
            <p>“But, my good fellow, you were bound to warn me,” I 
objected. 
</p>
            <p>“I know it's generally considered etiquette,” he 
admitted; “but between friends, and when it was only 
with a view of serving you, I thought it wouldn't 
matter.  I wanted it (if possible) to come on you as a 
surprise; I wanted you just to waken, like Lord Byron, 
and find the papers full of you.  You must admit it was 
a natural thought.  And no man likes to boast of a 
favour beforehand.” 
</p>
            <p>“But, heavens and earth! how do you know I think it a 
favour?” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>He became immediately plunged in despair.  “You think 
it a liberty,” said he; “I see that.  I would rather 
have cut off my hand.  I would stop it now, only it's 
too late; it's published by now.  And I wrote it with 
so much pride and pleasure!” 
</p>
            <p>I could think of nothing but how to console him.  “O, I 
daresay it's all right,” said I.  “I know you meant it 
kindly, and you would be sure to do it in good taste.” 
</p>
            <p>“That you may swear to,” he cried.  “It's a pure, 
bright, A number 1 paper; the St.  Jo SUNDAY 
HERALD. The idea of the series was quite my own; I 
interviewed the editor, put it to him straight; the 
freshness of the idea took him, and I walked out of 
that office with the contract in my pocket, and did my 
first Paris letter that evening in Saint Jo.  The 
editor did no more than glance his eye down the 
headlines.  'You're the man for us,' said he.” 
</p>
            <p>I was certainly far from reassured by this sketch of 
the class of literature in which I was to make my first 
appearance; but I said no more, and possessed my soul 
in patience, until the day came when I received a copy 
of a newspaper marked in the corner, “Compliments of J. 
P.” I opened it with sensible shrinkings; and there, 
wedged between an account of a prize-fight and a 
skittish article upon chiropody—think of chiropody 
treated with a leer!—I came upon a column and a half 
in which myself and my poor statue were embalmed.  Like 
the editor with the first of the series, I did but 
glance my eye down the head-lines, and was more than 
satisfied. 
</p>
            <p>ANOTHER OF PINKERTON'S SPICY CHATS. 
</p>
            <p>ART PRACTITIONERS IN PARIS. 
</p>
            <p>MUSKEGON'S COLUMNED CAPITOL. 
</p>
            <p>SON OF MILLIONAIRE DODD, 
</p>
            <p>PATRIOT AND ARTIST. 
</p>
            <p>“HE MEANS TO DO BETTER.” 
</p>
            <p>In the body of the text, besides, my eye caught, as it 
passed, some deadly expressions: “Figure somewhat 
fleshy,” “bright, intellectual smile,” “the 
unconsciousness of genius,” “‘Now, Mr. Dodd,’ resumed 
the reporter, ‘what would be your idea of a 
distinctively American quality in sculpture?’” It was 
true the question had been asked; it was true, alas! 
that I had answered: and now here was my reply, or some 
strange hash of it, gibbeted in the cold publicity of 
type.  I thanked God that my French fellow-students 
were ignorant of English; but when I thought of the 
British—of Myner (for instance) or the Stennises—I 
think I could have fallen on Pinkerton and beat him. 
</p>
            <p>To divert my thoughts (if it were possible) from this 
calamity, I turned to a letter from my father which had 
arrived by the same post.  The envelope contained a 
strip of newspaper cutting; and my eye caught again, 
“Son of Millionaire Dodd—Figure somewhat fleshy,” and 
the rest of the degrading nonsense.  What would my 
father think of it? I wondered, and opened his 
manuscript.  “My dearest boy,” it began, “I send you a 
cutting which has pleased me very much, from a St. 
Joseph paper of high standing.  At last you seem to be 
coming fairly to the front, and I cannot but reflect 
with delight and gratitude how very few youths of your 
age occupy nearly two columns of press-matter all to 
themselves.  I only wish your dear mother had been here 
to read it over my shoulder; but we will hope she 
shares my grateful emotion in a better place.  Of 
course I have sent a copy to your grandfather and uncle 
in Edinburgh; so you can keep the one I enclose.  This 
Jim Pinkerton seems a valuable acquaintance; he has 
certainly great talent; and it is a good general rule 
to keep in with pressmen.” 
</p>
            <p>I hope it will be set down to the right side of my 
account, but I had no sooner read these words, so 
touchingly silly, than my anger against Pinkerton was 
swallowed up in gratitude.  Of all the circumstances of 
my career—my birth, perhaps, excepted—not one had 
given my poor father so profound a pleasure as this 
article in the SUNDAY HERALD.  What a fool, then, 
was I to be lamenting! when I had at last, and for 
once, and at the cost of only a few blushes, paid back 
a fraction of my debt of gratitude.  So that, when I 
next met Pinkerton, I took things very lightly; my 
father was pleased, and thought the letter very clever, 
I told him; for my own part, I had no taste for 
publicity; thought the public had no concern with the 
artist, only with his art; and though I owned he had 
handled it with great consideration, I should take it 
as a favour if he never did it again. 
</p>
            <p>“There it is,” he said despondingly.  “I've hurt you. 
You can't deceive me, Loudon.  It's the want of tact, 
and it's incurable.” He sat down, and leaned his head 
upon his hand.  “I had no advantages when I was young, 
you see,” he added. 
</p>
            <p>“Not in the least, my dear fellow,” said I.  “Only the 
next time you wish to do me a service, just speak about 
my work; leave my wretched person out, and my still 
more wretched conversation; and above all,” I added, 
with an irrepressible shudder, “don't tell them how I 
said it! There's that phrase, now: “With a proud, glad 
smile.” Who cares whether I smiled or not?” 
</p>
            <p>“Oh, there now, Loudon, you're entirely wrong,” he 
broke in.  “That's what the public likes; that's the 
merit of the thing, the literary value.  It's to call 
up the scene before them; it's to enable the humblest 
citizen to enjoy that afternoon the same as I did. 
Think what it would have been to me when I was tramping 
around with my tin-types to find a column and a half of 
real, cultured conversation—an artist, in his studio 
abroad, talking of his art,—and to know how he looked 
as he did it, and what the room was like, and what he 
had for breakfast; and to tell myself, eating tinned 
beans beside a creek, that if all went well, the same 
sort of thing would, sooner or later, happen to myself; 
why, Loudon, it would have been like a peep-hole into 
heaven!” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, if it gives so much pleasure,” I admitted, “the 
sufferers shouldn't complain.  Only give the other 
fellows a turn.” 
</p>
            <p>The end of the matter was to bring myself and the 
journalist in a more close relation.  If I know 
anything at all of human nature—and the IF is no 
mere figure of speech, but stands for honest doubt—no 
series of benefits conferred, or even dangers shared, 
would have so rapidly confirmed our friendship as this 
quarrel avoided, this fundamental difference of taste 
and training accepted and condoned. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c4" type="chapter">
            <head>IV — IN WHICH I EXPERIENCE EXTREMES OF FORTUNE</head>
            <p>WHETHER it came from my training and repeated 
bankruptcy at the Commercial College, or by direct 
inheritance from old Loudon, the Edinburgh mason, there 
can be no doubt about the fact that I was thrifty. 
Looking myself impartially over, I believe that is my 
only manly virtue.  During my first two years in Paris 
I not only made it a point to keep well inside of my 
allowance, but accumulated considerable savings in the 
bank.  You will say, with my masquerade of living as a 
penniless student, it must have been easy to do so: I 
should have had no difficulty, however, in doing the 
reverse.  Indeed, it is wonderful I did not; and early 
in the third year, or soon after I had known Pinkerton, 
a singular incident proved it to have been equally 
wise.  Quarter-day came, and brought no allowance.  A 
letter of remonstrance was despatched, and, for the 
first time in my experience, remained unanswered.  A 
cablegram was more effectual; for it brought me at 
least a promise of attention.  “Will write at once,” my 
father telegraphed, but I waited long for his letter. 
I was puzzled, angry, and alarmed; but, thanks to my 
previous thrift, I cannot say that I was ever 
practically embarrassed.  The embarrassment, the 
distress, the agony, were all for my unhappy father at 
home in Muskegon, struggling for life and fortune 
against untoward chances, returning at night, from a 
day of ill-starred shifts and ventures, to read and 
perhaps to weep over that last harsh letter from his 
only child, to which he lacked the courage to reply. 
</p>
            <p>Nearly three months after time, and when my economies 
were beginning to run low, I received at last a letter 
with the customary bills of exchange. 
</p>
            <p>“My dearest boy,” it ran, “I believe, in the press of 
anxious business, your letters, and even your 
allowance, have been somewhile neglected.  You must try 
to forgive your poor old dad, for he has had a trying 
time; and now when it is over, the doctor wants me to 
take my shot-gun and go to the Adirondacks for a 
change.  You must not fancy I am sick, only over-driven 
and under the weather.  Many of our foremost operators 
have gone down: John T. M'Brady skipped to Canada with 
a trunkful of boodle; Billy Sandwith, Charlie Downs, 
Joe Kaiser, and many others of our leading men in this 
city bit the dust.  But Big Head Dodd has again 
weathered the blizzard, and I think I have fixed things 
so that we may be richer than ever before autumn. 
</p>
            <p>“Now I will tell you, my dear, what I propose.  You say 
you are well advanced with your first statue; start in 
manfully and finish it, and if your teacher—I can 
never remember how to spell his name—will send me a 
certificate that it is up to market standard, you shall 
have ten thousand dollars to do what you like with, 
either at home or in Paris.  I suggest, since you say 
the facilities for work are so much greater in that 
city, you would do well to buy or build a little home; 
and the first thing you know, your dad will be dropping 
in for a luncheon.  Indeed, I would come now—for I am 
beginning to grow old, and I long to see my dear boy,— 
but there are still some operations that want watching 
and nursing.  Tell your friend Mr. Pinkerton that I 
read his letters every week; and though I have looked 
in vain lately for my Loudon's name, still I learn 
something of the life he is leading in that strange Old 
World depicted by an able pen.” 
</p>
            <p>Here was a letter that no young man could possibly 
digest in solitude.  It marked one of those junctures 
when the confidant is necessary; and the confidant 
selected was none other than Jim Pinkerton.  My 
father's message may have had an influence in this 
decision; but I scarce suppose so, for the intimacy was 
already far advanced.  I had a genuine and lively taste 
for my compatriot; I laughed at, I scolded, and I loved 
him.  He, upon his side, paid me a kind of dog-like 
service of admiration, gazing at me from afar off, as 
at one who had liberally enjoyed those “advantages” 
which he envied for himself.  He followed at heel; his 
laugh was ready chorus; our friends gave him the 
nickname of “The Henchman.” It was in this insidious 
form that servitude approached me. 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton and I read and re-read the famous news: he, I 
can swear, with an enjoyment as unalloyed and far more 
vocal than my own.  The statue was nearly done: a few 
days' work sufficed to prepare it for exhibition; the 
master was approached; he gave his consent; and one 
cloudless morning of May beheld us gathered in my 
studio for the hour of trial.  The master wore his 
many-hued rosette; he came attended by two of my French 
fellow-pupils—friends of mine, and both considerable 
sculptors in Paris at this hour.  “Corporal John” (as 
we used to call him), breaking for once those habits of 
study and reserve which have since carried him so high 
in the opinion of the world, had left his easel of a 
morning to countenance a fellow-countryman in some 
suspense.  My dear old Romney was there by particular 
request; for who that knew him would think a pleasure 
quite complete unless he shared it, or not support a 
mortification more easily if he were present to 
console? The party was completed by John Myner, the 
Englishman; by the brothers Stennis—Stennis-AINE 
and Stennis-FRERE, as they used to figure on their 
accounts at Barbizon—a pair of hare-brained Scots; and 
by the inevitable Jim, as white as a sheet and bedewed 
with the sweat of anxiety. 
</p>
            <p>I suppose I was little better myself when I unveiled 
the Genius of Muskegon.  The master walked about it 
seriously; then he smiled. 
</p>
            <p>“It is already not so bad,” said he, in that funny 
English of which he was so proud; “no, already not so 
bad.” 
</p>
            <p>We all drew a deep breath of relief; and Corporal John 
(as the most considerable junior present) explained to 
him it was intended for a public building, a kind of 
prefecture. 
</p>
            <p>“HE! QUOI?” cried he, relapsing into French. 
“QU'EST-CE QUE VOUS ME CHANTEZ LA?  O, in America,” he 
added, on further information being hastily furnished. 
“That is anozer sing.  O, very good—very good.” 
</p>
            <p>The idea of the required certificate had to be 
introduced to his mind in the light of a pleasantry— 
the fancy of a nabob little more advanced than the Red 
Indians of “Fennimore Cooperr”; and it took all our 
talents combined to conceive a form of words that would 
be acceptable on both sides.  One was found, however: 
Corporal John engrossed it in his undecipherable hand, 
the master lent it the sanction of his name and 
flourish, I slipped it into an envelope along with one 
of the two letters I had ready prepared in my pocket, 
and as the rest of us moved off along the boulevard to 
breakfast, Pinkerton was detached in a cab and duly 
committed it to the post. 
</p>
            <p>The breakfast was ordered at Lavenue's, where no one 
need be ashamed to entertain even the master; the table 
was laid in the garden; I had chosen the bill of fare 
myself; on the wine question we held a council of war, 
with the most fortunate results; and the talk, as soon 
as the master laid aside his painful English, became 
fast and furious.  There were a few interruptions, 
indeed, in the way of toasts.  The master's health had 
to be drunk, and he responded in a little well-turned 
speech, full of neat allusions to my future and to the 
United States; my health followed; and then my father's 
must not only be proposed and drunk, but a full report 
must be despatched to him at once by cablegram—an 
extravagance which was almost the means of the master's 
dissolution.  Choosing Corporal John to be his confidant 
(on the ground, I presume, that he was already too good 
an artist to be any longer an American except in name) 
he summed up his amazement in one oft-repeated formula— 
“C'EST BARBARE!” Apart from these 
genial formalities, we talked, talked of art, and 
talked of it as only artists can.  Here in the South 
Seas we talk schooners most of the time; in the Quarter 
we talked art with the like unflagging interest, and 
perhaps as much result. 
</p>
            <p>Before very long the master went away; Corporal John 
(who was already a sort of young master) followed on 
his heels; and the rank and file were naturally 
relieved by their departure.  We were now among equals; 
the bottle passed, the conversation sped.  I think I 
can still hear the Stennis brothers pour forth their 
copious tirades; Dijon, my portly French fellow-student, 
drop witticisms, well-conditioned like 
himself; and another (who was weak in foreign 
languages) dash hotly into the current of talk with 
some “JE TROVE QUE PORE OON SONTIMONG DE DELICACY, 
COROT ...,” or some “POUR MOI COROT EST LE PLOU 
...,” and then, his little raft of French foundering 
at once, scramble silently to shore again.  He at least 
could understand; but to Pinkerton, I think the noise, 
the wine, the sun, the shadows of the leaves, and the 
esoteric glory of being seated at a foreign festival, 
made up the whole available means of entertainment. 
</p>
            <p>We sat down about half-past eleven; I suppose it was 
two when, some point arising and some particular 
picture being instanced, an adjournment to the Louvre 
was proposed.  I paid the score, and in a moment we 
were trooping down the Rue de Renne.  It was smoking 
hot; Paris glittered with that superficial brilliancy 
which is so agreeable to the man in high spirits, and 
in moods of dejection so depressing; the wine sang in 
my ears, it danced and brightened in my eyes.  The 
pictures that we saw that afternoon, as we sped briskly 
and loquaciously through the immortal galleries, appear 
to me, upon a retrospect, the loveliest of all; the 
comments we exchanged to have touched the highest mark 
of criticism, grave or gay. 
</p>
            <p>It was only when we issued again from the museum that a 
difference of race broke up the party.  Dijon proposed 
an adjournment to a cafe, there to finish the afternoon 
on beer; the elder Stennis revolted at the thought, 
moved for the country—a forest, if possible—and a 
long walk.  At once the English speakers rallied to the 
name of any exercise; even to me, who have been often 
twitted with my sedentary habits, the thought of 
country air and stillness proved invincibly attractive. 
It appeared, upon investigation, we had just time to 
hail a cab and catch one of the fast trains for 
Fontainebleau.  Beyond the clothes we stood in all were 
destitute of what is called, with dainty vagueness, 
personal effects; and it was earnestly mooted, on the 
other side, whether we had not time to call upon the 
way and pack a satchel? But the Stennis boys exclaimed 
upon our effeminacy.  They had come from London, it 
appeared, a week before with nothing but great-coats 
and tooth-brushes.  No baggage—there was the secret of 
existence.  It was expensive, to be sure, for every 
time you had to comb your hair a barber must be paid, 
and every time you changed your linen one shirt must be 
bought and another thrown away; but anything was 
better, argued these young gentlemen, than to be the 
slaves of haversacks.  “A fellow has to get rid 
gradually of all material attachments: that was 
manhood,” said they; “and as long as you were bound 
down to anything—house, umbrella, or portmanteau—you 
were still tethered by the umbilical cord.” Something 
engaging in this theory carried the most of us away. 
The two Frenchmen, indeed, retired scoffing to their 
bock, and Romney, being too poor to join the excursion 
on his own resources, and too proud to borrow, melted 
unobtrusively away.  Meanwhile the remainder of the 
company crowded the benches of a cab; the horse was 
urged, as horses have to be, by an appeal to the pocket 
of the driver; the train caught by the inside of a 
minute; and in less than an hour and a half we were 
breathing deep of the sweet air of the forest, and 
stretching our legs up the hill from Fontainebleau 
octroi, bound for Barbizon.  That the leading members 
of our party covered the distance in fifty-one minutes 
and a half is, I believe, one of the historic landmarks 
of the colony; but you will scarce be surprised to 
learn that I was somewhat in the rear.  Myner, a 
comparatively philosophic Briton, kept me company in my 
deliberate advance; the glory of the sun's going down, 
the fall of the long shadows, the inimitable scent, and 
the inspiration of the woods, attuned me more and more 
to walk in a silence which progressively infected my 
companion; and I remember that, when at last he spoke, 
I was startled from a deep abstraction. 
</p>
            <p>“Your father seems to be a pretty good kind of a 
father,” said he.  “Why don't he come to see you?” I 
was ready with some dozen of reasons, and had more in 
stock; but Myner, with that shrewdness which made him 
feared and admired, suddenly fixed me with his eye-glass 
and asked, “Ever press him?” 
</p>
            <p>The blood came in my face.  No, I had never pressed 
him; I had never even encouraged him to come.  I was 
proud of him, proud of his handsome looks, of his kind, 
gentle ways, of that bright face he could show when 
others were happy; proud, too—meanly proud, if you 
like—of his great wealth and startling liberalities. 
And yet he would have been in the way of my Paris life, 
of much of which he would have disapproved.  I had 
feared to expose to criticism his innocent remarks on 
art; I had told myself, I had even partly believed, he 
did not want to come; I had been, and still am, 
convinced that he was sure to be unhappy out of 
Muskegon; in short, I had a thousand reasons, good and 
bad, not all of which could alter one iota of the fact 
that I knew he only waited for my invitation. 
</p>
            <p>“Thank you, Myner,” said I; “you're a much better 
fellow than ever I supposed.  I'll write to-night.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, you're a pretty decent sort yourself,” returned 
Myner, with more than his usual flippancy of manner, 
but, as I was gratefully aware, not a trace of his 
occasional irony of meaning. 
</p>
            <p>Well, these were brave days, on which I could dwell for 
ever.  Brave, too, were those that followed, when 
Pinkerton and I walked Paris and the suburbs, viewing 
and pricing houses for my new establishment, or covered 
ourselves with dust and returned laden with Chinese 
gods and brass warming-pans from the dealers in 
antiquities.  I found Pinkerton well up in the 
situation of these establishments as well as in the 
current prices, and with quite a smattering of critical 
judgment.  It turned out he was investing capital in 
pictures and curiosities for the States, and the 
superficial thoroughness of the creature appeared in 
the fact that although he would never be a connoisseur, 
he was already something of an expert.  The things 
themselves left him as near as may be cold, but he had 
a joy of his own in understanding how to buy and sell 
them. 
</p>
            <p>In such engagements the time passed until I might very 
well expect an answer from my father.  Two mails 
followed each other, and brought nothing.  By the third 
I received a long and almost incoherent letter of 
remorse, encouragement, consolation, and despair.  From 
this pitiful document, which (with a movement of piety) 
I burned as soon as I had read it, I gathered that the 
bubble of my father's wealth was burst, that he was now 
both penniless and sick; and that I, so far from 
expecting ten thousand dollars to throw away in 
juvenile extravagance, must look no longer for the 
quarterly remittances on which I lived.  My case was 
hard enough; but I had sense enough to perceive, and 
decency enough to do, my duty.  I sold my curiosities— 
or, rather, I sent Pinkerton to sell them; and he had 
previously bought, and now disposed of them, so wisely 
that the loss was trifling.  This, with what remained 
of my last allowance, left me at the head of no less 
than five thousand francs.  Five hundred I reserved for 
my own immediate necessities: the rest I mailed inside 
of the week to my father at Muskegon, where they came 
in time to pay his funeral expenses. 
</p>
            <p>The news of his death was scarcely a surprise and 
scarce a grief to me.  I could not conceive my father a 
poor man.  He had led too long a life of thoughtless 
and generous profusion to endure the change; and though 
I grieved for myself, I was able to rejoice that my 
father had been taken from the battle.  I grieved, I 
say, for myself; and it is probable there were at the 
same date many thousands of persons grieving with less 
cause.  I had lost my father; I had lost the allowance; 
my whole fortune (including what had been returned from 
Muskegon) scarce amounted to a thousand francs; and, to 
crown my sorrows, the statuary contract had changed 
hands.  The new contractor had a son of his own, or 
else a nephew; and it was signified to me, with 
business-like plainness, that I must find another 
market for my pigs.  In the meanwhile I had given up my 
room, and slept on a truckle-bed in the corner of the 
studio, where, as I read myself to sleep at night, and 
when I awoke in the morning, that now useless bulk, the 
Genius of Muskegon, was ever present to my eyes.  Poor 
stone lady! born to be enthroned under the gilded, 
echoing dome of the new capitol, whither was she now to 
drift? for what base purposes be ultimately broken up, 
like an unseaworthy ship? and what should befall her 
ill-starred artificer, standing with his thousand 
francs on the threshold of a life so hard as that of 
the unbefriended sculptor? 
</p>
            <p>It was a subject often and earnestly debated by myself 
and Pinkerton.  In his opinion I should instantly 
discard my profession.  “Just drop it, here and now,” 
he would say.  “Come back home with me, and let's throw 
our whole soul into business.  I have the capital; you 
bring the culture.  DODD AND PINKERTON—I never saw 
a better name for an advertisement; and you can't 
think, Loudon, how much depends upon a name.” On my 
side I would admit that a sculptor should possess one 
of three things—capital, influence, or an energy only 
to be qualified as hellish.  The first two I had now 
lost; to the third I never had the smallest claim; and 
yet I wanted the cowardice (or, perhaps it was the 
courage) to turn my back on my career without a fight. 
I told him, besides, that however poor my chances were 
in sculpture, I was convinced they were yet worse in 
business, for which I equally lacked taste and 
aptitude.  But upon this head he was my father over 
again; assured me that I spoke in ignorance; that any 
intelligent and cultured person was bound to succeed; 
that I must, besides, have inherited some of my 
father's fitness; and, at any rate, that I had been 
regularly trained for that career in the commercial 
college. 
</p>
            <p>“Pinkerton,” I said, “can't you understand that, as 
long as I was there, I never took the smallest interest 
in any stricken thing? The whole affair was poison to 
me.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's not possible,” he would cry; “it can't be; you 
couldn't live in the midst of it and not feel the 
charm; with all your poetry of soul you couldn't help! 
Loudon,” he would go on, “you drive me crazy.  You 
expect a man to be all broken up about the sunset, and 
not to care a dime for a place where fortunes are 
fought for and made and lost all day; or for a career 
that consists in studying up life till you have it at 
your finger-ends, spying out every cranny where you can 
get your hand in and a dollar out, and standing there 
in the midst—one foot on bankruptcy, the other on a 
borrowed dollar, and the whole thing spinning round you 
like a mill—raking in the stamps, in spite of fate and 
fortune.” 
</p>
            <p>To this romance of dickering I would reply with the 
romance (which is also the virtue) of art: reminding 
him of those examples of constancy through many 
tribulations, with which the ROLE of Apollo is 
illustrated—from the case of Millet, to those of many 
of our friends and comrades, who had chosen this 
agreeable mountain path through life, and were now 
bravely clambering among rocks and brambles, penniless 
and hopeful. 
</p>
            <p>“You will never understand it, Pinkerton,” I would say. 
“You look to the result, you want to see some profit of 
your endeavours: that is why you could never learn to 
paint, if you lived to be Methusalem.  The result is 
always a fizzle: the eyes of the artist are turned in; 
he lives for a frame of mind.  Look at Romney now. 
There is the nature of the artist.  He hasn't a cent; 
and if you offered him to-morrow the command of an 
army, or the presidentship of the United States, he 
wouldn't take it, and you know he wouldn't.” 
</p>
            <p>“I suppose not,” Pinkerton would cry, scouring his hair 
with both his hands; “and I can't see why; I can't see 
what in fits he would be after, not to; I don't seem to 
rise to these views.  Of course it's the fault of not 
having had advantages in early life; but, Loudon, I'm 
so miserably low that it seems to me silly.  The fact 
is,” he might add, with a smile, “I don't seem to have 
the least use for a frame of mind without square meals; 
and you can't get it out of my head that it's a man's 
duty to die rich, if he can.” 
</p>
            <p>“What for?” I asked him once. 
</p>
            <p>“O, I don't know,” he replied.  “Why in snakes should 
anybody want to be a sculptor, if you come to that? I 
would love to sculp myself.  But what I can't see is 
why you should want to do nothing else.  It seems to 
argue a poverty of nature.” 
</p>
            <p>Whether or not he ever came to understand me—and I 
have been so tossed about since then that I am not very 
sure I understand myself—he soon perceived that I was 
perfectly in earnest; and after about ten days of 
argument, suddenly dropped the subject, and announced 
that he was wasting capital, and must go home at once. 
No doubt he should have gone long before, and had 
already lingered over his intended time for the sake of 
our companionship and my misfortune; but man is so 
unjustly minded that the very fact, which ought to have 
disarmed, only embittered my vexation.  I resented his 
departure in the light of a desertion; I would not say, 
but doubtless I betrayed it; and something hang-dog in 
the man's face and bearing led me to believe he was 
himself remorseful.  It is certain at least that, 
during the time of his preparations, we drew sensibly 
apart—a circumstance that I recall with shame.  On the 
last day he had me to dinner at a restaurant which he 
knew I had formerly frequented, and had only forsworn 
of late from considerations of economy.  He seemed ill 
at ease; I was myself both sorry and sulky; and the 
meal passed with little conversation. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, Loudon,” said he, with a visible effort, after 
the coffee was come and our pipes lighted, “you can 
never understand the gratitude and loyalty I bear you. 
You don't know what a boon it is to be taken up by a 
man that stands on the pinnacle of civilisation; you 
can't think how it's refined and purified me, how it's 
appealed to my spiritual nature; and I want to tell you 
that I would die at your door like a dog. 
</p>
            <p>I don't know what answer I tried to make, but he cut me 
short. 
</p>
            <p>“Let me say it out!” he cried.  “I revere you for your 
whole-souled devotion to art; I can't rise to it, but 
there's a strain of poetry in my nature, Loudon, that 
responds to it.  I want you to carry it out, and I mean 
to help you.” 
</p>
            <p>“Pinkerton, what nonsense is this?” I interrupted. 
</p>
            <p>“Now don't get mad, Loudon; this is a plain piece of 
business,” said he; “it's done every day; it's even 
typical.  How are all those fellows over here in Paris, 
Henderson, Sumner, Long?—it's all the same story: a 
young man just plum full of artistic genius on the one 
side, a man of business on the other who doesn't know 
what to do with his dollars 
</p>
            <p>“But, you fool, you're as poor as a rat,” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>“You wait till I get my irons in the fire!” returned 
Pinkerton.  “I'm bound to be rich; and I tell you I 
mean to have some of the fun as I go along.  Here's 
your first allowance; take it at the hand of a friend; 
I'm one that holds friendship sacred, as you do 
yourself It's only a hundred francs; you'll get the 
same every month, and as soon as my business begins to 
expand we'll increase it to something fitting.  And so 
far from its being a favour, just let me handle your 
statuary for the American market, and I'll call it one 
of the smartest strokes of business in my life.” 
</p>
            <p>It took me a long time, and it had cost us both much 
grateful and painful emotion, before I had finally 
managed to refuse his offer and compounded for a bottle 
of particular wine.  He dropped the subject at last 
suddenly with a “Never mind; that's all done with”; nor 
did he again refer to the subject, though we passed 
together the rest of the afternoon, and I accompanied 
him, on his departure; to the doors of the waiting-room 
at St. Lazare.  I felt myself strangely alone; a voice 
told me that I had rejected both the counsels of wisdom 
and the helping hand of friendship; and as I passed 
through the great bright city on my homeward way, I 
measured it for the first time with the eye of an 
adversary. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c5" type="chapter">
            <head>V — IN WHICH I AM DOWN ON MY LUCK IN PARIS</head>
            <p>IN no part of the world is starvation an agreeable 
business; but I believe it is admitted there is no 
worse place to starve in than this city of Paris.  The 
appearances of life are there so especially gay, it is 
so much a magnified beer-garden, the houses are so ornate, 
the theatres so numerous, the very pace of the vehicles 
is so brisk, that a man in any deep concern of mind or 
pain of body is constantly driven in upon himself. In his 
own eyes, he seems the one serious creature moving in a 
world of horrible unreality; voluble people issuing from 
a cafe, the QUEUE at theatre-doors, Sunday cabfuls of 
second-rate pleasure-seekers, the bedizened ladies of the 
pavement, the show in the jewellers' windows—all the 
familiar sights contributing to flout his own unhappiness, 
want, and isolation.  At the same time, if he be at all 
after my pattern, he is perhaps supported by a childish 
satisfaction.  “This is life at last,” he may tell 
himself; “this is the real thing.  The bladders on 
which I was set swimming are now empty; my own weight 
depends upon the ocean: by my own exertions I must 
perish or succeed; and I am now enduring, in the vivid 
fact, what I so much delighted to read of in the case 
of Lousteau or Lucien, Rodolphe or Schaunard.” 
</p>
            <p>Of the steps of my misery I cannot tell at length.  In 
ordinary times what were politically called “loans” 
(although they were never meant to be repaid) were 
matters of constant course among the students, and many 
a man has partly lived on them for years.  But my 
misfortune befell me at an awkward juncture.  Many of 
my friends were gone; others were themselves in a 
precarious situation.  Romney (for instance) was 
reduced to tramping Paris in a pair of country sabots, 
his only suit of clothes so imperfect (in spite of 
cunningly-adjusted pins) that the authorities at the 
Luxembourg suggested his withdrawal from the gallery. 
Dijon, too, was on a lee-shore, designing clocks and 
gas-brackets for a dealer: and the most he could do was 
to offer me a corner of his studio where I might work. 
My own studio (it will be gathered) I had by that time 
lost; and in the course of my expulsion the Genius of 
Muskegon was finally separated from her author.  To 
continue to possess a full-sized statue, a man must 
have a studio, a gallery, or at least the freedom of a 
back-garden.  He cannot carry it about with him, like a 
satchel, in the bottom of a cab, nor can he cohabit in 
a garret ten by fifteen with so momentous a companion. 
It was my first idea to leave her behind at my 
departure.  There, in her birthplace, she might lend an 
inspiration, methought, to my successor.  But the 
proprietor, with whom I had unhappily quarrelled, 
seized the occasion to be disagreeable, and called upon 
me to remove my property.  For a man in such straits as 
I now found myself, the hire of a lorry was a 
consideration; and yet even that I could have faced, if 
I had had anywhere to drive to after it was hired. 
Hysterical laughter seized upon me as I beheld (in 
imagination) myself, the waggoner, and the Genius of 
Muskegon, standing in the public view of Paris, without 
the shadow of a destination; perhaps driving at last to 
the nearest rubbish-heap, and dumping there, among the 
ordures of a city, the beloved child of my invention. 
From these extremities I was relieved by a seasonable 
offer, and I parted from the Genius of Muskegon for 
thirty francs.  Where she now stands, under what name 
she is admired or criticised, history does not inform 
us; but I like to think she may adorn the shrubbery of 
some suburban tea-garden, where holiday shop-girls hang 
their hats upon the mother, and their swains (by way of 
an approach of gallantry) identify the winged infant 
with the god of love. 
</p>
            <p>In a certain cabman's eating-house on the outer 
boulevard I got credit for my midday meal.  Supper I 
was supposed not to require, sitting down nightly to 
the delicate table of some rich acquaintances.  This 
arrangement was extremely ill-considered.  My fable, 
credible enough at first, and so long as my clothes 
were in good order, must have seemed worse than 
doubtful after my coat became frayed about the edges, 
and my boots began to squelch and pipe along the 
restaurant floors.  The allowance of one meal a day, 
besides, though suitable enough to the state of my 
finances, agreed poorly with my stomach.  The 
restaurant was a place I had often visited 
experimentally, to taste the life of students then more 
unfortunate than myself; and I had never in those days 
entered it without disgust, or left it without nausea. 
It was strange to find myself sitting down with 
avidity, rising up with satisfaction, and counting the 
hours that divided me from my return to such a table. 
But hunger is a great magician; and so soon as I had 
spent my ready cash, and could no longer fill up on 
bowls of chocolate or hunks of bread, I must depend 
entirely on that cabman's eating-house, and upon 
certain rare, long-expected, long-remembered windfalls. 
Dijon (for instance) might get paid for some of his 
pot-boiling work, or else an old friend would pass 
through Paris; and then I would be entertained to a 
meal after my own soul, and contract a Latin Quarter 
loan, which would keep me in tobacco and my morning 
coffee for a fortnight.  It might be thought the latter 
would appear the more important.  It might be supposed 
that a life, led so near the confines of actual famine, 
should have dulled the nicety of my palate.  On the 
contrary, the poorer a man's diet, the more sharply is 
he set on dainties.  The last of my ready cash, about 
thirty francs, was deliberately squandered on a single 
dinner; and a great part of my time when I was alone 
was passed upon the details of imaginary feasts. 
</p>
            <p>One gleam of hope visited me—an order for a bust from 
a rich Southerner.  He was free-handed, jolly of 
speech, merry of countenance; kept me in good-humour 
through the sittings, and, when they were over, carried 
me off with him to dinner and the sights of Paris.  I 
ate well, I laid on flesh; by all accounts I made a 
favourable likeness of the being, and I confess I 
thought my future was assured.  But when the bust was 
done, and I had despatched it across the Atlantic, I 
could never so much as learn of its arrival.  The blow 
felled me; I should have lain down and tried no stroke 
to right myself, had not the honour of my country been 
involved.  For Dijon improved the opportunity in the 
European style, informing me (for the first time) of 
the manners of America: how it was a den of banditti, 
without the smallest rudiment of law or order, and 
debts could be there only collected with a shot-gun. 
“The whole world knows it,” he would say; “you are 
alone, MON PETIT Loudon—you are alone, to be in 
ignorance of these facts.  The judges of the Supreme 
Court fought but the other day with stilettos on the 
bench at Cincinnati.  You should read the little book 
of one of my friends, LE TOURISTE DANS LE FAR-WEST, 
you will see it all there in good French.” At last, 
incensed by days of such discussion, I undertook to 
prove to him the contrary, and put the affair in the 
hands of my late father's lawyer.  From him I had the 
gratification of hearing, after a due interval, that my 
debtor was dead of the yellow fever in Key West, and 
had left his affairs in some confusion.  I suppress his 
name; for though he treated me with cruel nonchalance, 
it is probable he meant to deal fairly in the end. 
</p>
            <p>Soon after this a shade of change in my reception at 
the cabman's eating-house marked the beginning of a new 
phase in my distress.  The first day I told myself it 
was but fancy; the next, I made quite sure it was a 
fact; the third, in mere panic I stayed away, and went 
for forty-eight hours fasting.  This was an act of 
great unreason; for the debtor who stays away is but 
the more remarked, and the boarder who misses a meal is 
sure to be accused of infidelity.  On the fourth day, 
therefore, I returned, inwardly quaking.  The 
proprietor looked askance upon my entrance; the 
waitresses (who were his daughters) neglected my wants, 
and sniffed at the affected joviality of my 
salutations; last, and most plain, when I called for a 
SUISSE (such as was being served to all the other 
diners), I was bluntly told there were no more.  It was 
obvious I was near the end of my tether; one plank 
divided me from want, and now I felt it tremble.  I 
passed a sleepless night, and the first thing in the 
morning took my way to Myner's studio.  It was a step I 
had long meditated and long refrained from; for I was 
scarce intimate with the Englishman; and though I knew 
him to possess plenty of money, neither his manner nor 
his reputation were the least encouraging to beggars. 
</p>
            <p>I found him at work on a picture, which I was able 
conscientiously to praise, dressed in his usual tweeds— 
plain, but pretty fresh, and standing out in 
disagreeable contrast to my own withered and degraded 
outfit.  As we talked, he continued to shift his eyes 
watchfully between his handiwork and the fat model, who 
sat at the far end of the studio in a state of nature, 
with one arm gallantly arched above her head.  My 
errand would have been difficult enough under the best 
of circumstances: placed between Myner, immersed in his 
art, and the white, fat, naked female in a ridiculous 
attitude, I found it quite impossible.  Again and again 
I attempted to approach the point, again and again fell 
back on commendations of the picture; and it was not 
until the model had enjoyed an interval of repose, 
during which she took the conversation in her own hands 
and regaled us (in a soft, weak voice) with details as 
to her husband's prosperity, her sister's lamented 
decline from the paths of virtue, and the consequent 
wrath of her father, a peasant of stern principles, in 
the vicinity of Chalons on the Marne—it was not, I 
say, until after this was over, and I had once more 
cleared my throat for the attack, and once more dropped 
aside into some commonplace about the picture, that 
Myner himself brought me suddenly and vigorously to the 
point. 
</p>
            <p>“You didn't come here to talk this rot,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” I replied sullenly; “I came to borrow money.” 
</p>
            <p>He painted a while in silence. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't think we were ever very intimate?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Thank you,” said I.  “I can take my answer,” and I 
made as if to go, rage boiling in my heart. 
</p>
            <p>“Of course you can go if you like,” said Myner, “but I 
advise you to stay and have it out.” 
</p>
            <p>“What more is there to say?” I cried.  “You don't want 
to keep me here for a needless humiliation?” 
</p>
            <p>“Look here, Dodd; you must try and command your 
temper,” said he.  “This interview is of your own 
seeking, and not mine; if you suppose it's not 
disagreeable to me, you're wrong; and if you think I 
will give you money without knowing thoroughly about 
your prospects, you take me for a fool.  Besides,” he 
added, “if you come to look at it, you've got over the 
worst of it by now: you have done the asking, and you 
have every reason to know I mean to refuse.  I hold out 
no false hopes, but it may be worth your while to let 
me judge.” 
</p>
            <p>Thus—I was going to say—encouraged, I stumbled 
through my story; told him I had credit at the cab-man's 
eating-house, but began to think it was drawing 
to a close; how Dijon lent me a corner of his studio, 
where I tried to model ornaments, figures for clocks, 
Time with the scythe, Leda and the swan, musketeers for 
candlesticks, and other kickshaws, which had never (up 
to that day) been honoured with the least approval. 
</p>
            <p>“And your room?” asked Myner. 
</p>
            <p>“O, my room is all right, I think,” said I.  “She is a 
very good old lady, and has never even mentioned her 
bill.” 
</p>
            <p>“Because she is a very good old lady, I don't see why 
she should be fined,” observed Myner. 
</p>
            <p>“What do you mean by that?” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>“I mean this,” said he.  “The French give a 
great deal of credit amongst themselves; they find it 
pays on the whole, or the system would hardly be continued; 
but I can't see where WE come in; I can't see that it's 
honest of us Anglo-Saxons to profit by their easy ways, 
and then skip over the Channel or (as you Yankees do) 
across the Atlantic.” 
</p>
            <p>“But I'm not proposing to skip,” I objected. 
</p>
            <p>“Exactly,” he replied.  “And shouldn't you? There's the 
problem.  You seem to me to have a lack of sympathy for 
the proprietors of cabmen's eating-houses.  By your own 
account you're not getting on; the longer you stay, 
it'll only be the more out of the pocket of the dear 
old lady at your lodgings.  Now, I'll tell you what 
I'll do: if you consent to go, I'll pay your passage to 
New York, and your railway fare and expenses to 
Muskegon (if I have the name right), where your father 
lived, where he must have left friends, and where, no 
doubt, you'll find an opening.  I don't seek any 
gratitude, for of course you'll think me a beast; but I 
do ask you to pay it back when you are able.  At any 
rate, that's all I can do.  It might be different if I 
thought you a genius, Dodd; but I don't, and I advise 
you not to.” 
</p>
            <p>“I think that was uncalled for, at least,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“I daresay it was,” he returned with the same 
steadiness.  “It seemed to me pertinent; and, besides, 
when you ask me for money upon no security, you treat 
me with the liberty of a friend, and it's to be 
presumed that I can do the like.  But the point is, do 
you accept?” 
</p>
            <p>“No, thank you,” said I; “I have another string to my 
bow.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” says Myner; “be sure it's honest.” 
</p>
            <p>“Honest? honest?” I cried.  “What do you mean by 
calling my honesty in question?” 
</p>
            <p>“I won't, if you don't like it,” he replied.  “You 
seem to think honesty as easy as Blind Man's Buff: I don't. 
It's some difference of definition.” 
</p>
            <p>I went straight from this irritating interview, during 
which Myner had never discontinued painting, to the 
studio of my old master.  Only one card remained for me 
to play, and I was now resolved to play it: I must drop 
the gentleman and the frock-coat, and approach art in 
the workman's tunic. 
</p>
            <p>“TIENS, this little Dodd!” cried the master; and 
then, as his eye fell on my dilapidated clothing, I 
thought I could perceive his countenance to darken. 
</p>
            <p>I made my plea in English; for I knew, if he were vain 
of anything, it was of his achievement of the island 
tongue.  “Master,” said I, “will you take me in your 
studio again—but this time as a workman?” 
</p>
            <p>“I sought your fazer was immensely reech?” said he. 
</p>
            <p>I explained to him that I was now an orphan, and 
penniless. 
</p>
            <p>He shook his head.  “I have betterr workmen waiting at 
my door,” said he, “far betterr workmen. 
</p>
            <p>“You used to think something of my work, sir,” I 
pleaded. 
</p>
            <p>“Somesing, somesing—yes!” he cried; “enough 
for a son of a reech man—not enough for an orphan. 
Besides, I sought you might learn to be an artist; I did not 
sink you might learn to be a workman.” 
</p>
            <p>On a certain bench on the outer boulevard, not far from 
the tomb of Napoleon—a bench shaded at that date by a 
shabby tree, and commanding a view of muddy roadway and 
blank wall—I sat down to wrestle with my misery.  The 
weather was cheerless and dark; in three days I had 
eaten but once; I had no tobacco; my shoes were soaked, 
my trousers horrid with mire; my humour and all the 
circumstances of the time and place lugubriously 
attuned.  Here were two men who had both spoken fairly 
of my work while I was rich and wanted nothing; now 
that I was poor and lacked all: “No genius,” said the 
one; “not enough for an orphan,” the other; and the 
first offered me my passage like a pauper immigrant, 
and the second refused me a day's wage as a hewer of 
stone—plain dealing for an empty belly.  They had not 
been insincere in the past; they were not insincere to-day: 
change of circumstance had introduced a new 
criterion, that was all. 
</p>
            <p>But if I acquitted my two Job's comforters of 
insincerity, I was yet far from admitting them 
infallible.  Artists had been contemned before, and had 
lived to turn the laugh on their contemners.  How old 
was Corot before he struck the vein of his own precious 
metal? When had a young man been more derided (or more 
justly so) than the god of my admiration, Balzac? Or, 
if I required a bolder inspiration, what had I to do 
but turn my head to where the gold dome of the 
Invalides glittered against inky squalls, and recall 
the tale of him sleeping there: from the day when a 
young artillery sub could be giggled at and nicknamed 
Puss-in-Boots by frisky misses, on to the days of so 
many crowns and so many victories, and so many hundred 
mouths of cannon, and so many thousand war-hoofs 
trampling the roadways of astonished Europe eighty 
miles in front of the grand army? To go back, to give 
up, to proclaim myself a failure, an ambitious failure— 
first a rocket, then a stick! I, Loudon Dodd, who had 
refused all other livelihoods with scorn, and been 
advertised in the Saint Joseph SUNDAY HERALD as a 
patriot and an artist, to be returned upon my native 
Muskegon like damaged goods, and go the circuit of my 
father's acquaintance, cap in hand, and begging to 
sweep offices! No, by Napoleon! I would die at my 
chosen trade; and the two who had that day flouted me 
should live to envy my success, or to weep tears of 
unavailing penitence behind my pauper coffin. 
</p>
            <p>Meantime, if my courage was still undiminished, I was 
none the nearer to a meal.  At no great distance my 
cabman's eating-house stood, at the tail of a muddy 
cab-rank, on the shores of a wide thoroughfare of mud, 
offering (to fancy) a face of ambiguous invitation.  I 
might be received, I might once more fill my belly 
there; on the other hand, it was perhaps this day the 
bolt was destined to fall, and I might be expelled 
instead, with vulgar hubbub.  It was policy to make the 
attempt, and I knew it was policy; but I had already, 
in the course of that one morning, endured too many 
affronts, and I felt I could rather starve than face 
another.  I had courage and to spare for the future, 
none left for that day, courage for the main campaign, 
but not a spark of it for that preliminary skirmish of 
the cabman's restaurant.  I continued accordingly to 
sit upon my bench, not far from the ashes of Napoleon, 
now drowsy, now light-headed, now in complete mental 
obstruction, or only conscious of an animal pleasure in 
quiescence; and now thinking, planning, and remembering 
with unexampled clearness, telling myself tales of 
sudden wealth, and gustfully ordering and greedily 
consuming imaginary meals, in the course of which I 
must have dropped asleep. 
</p>
            <p>It was towards dark that I was suddenly recalled to 
famine by a cold souse of rain, and sprang shivering to 
my feet.  For a moment I stood bewildered; the whole 
train of my reasoning and dreaming passed afresh 
through my mind; I was again tempted, drawn as if with 
cords, by the image of the cabman's eating-house, and 
again recoiled from the possibility of insult.  “QUI 
DORT DINE,” thought I to myself; and took my homeward 
way with wavering footsteps, through rainy streets in 
which the lamps and the shop-windows now began to 
gleam, still marshalling imaginary dinners as I went. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, Monsieur Dodd,” said the porter, “there 
has been a registered letter for you.  The facteur will 
bring it again to-morrow.” 
</p>
            <p>A registered letter for me, who had been so long 
without one? Of what it could possibly contain I had no 
vestige of a guess, nor did I delay myself guessing; 
far less form any conscious plan of dishonesty: the 
lies flowed from me like a natural secretion. 
</p>
            <p>“Oh,” said I, “my remittance at last! What a bother I 
should have missed it! Can you lend me a hundred francs 
until to-morrow?” 
</p>
            <p>I had never attempted to borrow from the porter till 
that moment; the registered letter was, besides, my 
warranty; and he gave me what he had—three napoleons 
and some francs in silver.  I pocketed the money 
carelessly, lingered a while chaffing, strolled 
leisurely to the door; and then (fast as my trembling 
legs could carry me) round the corner to the Cafe de 
Cluny.  French waiters are deft and speedy; they were 
not deft enough for me: and I had scarce decency to let 
the man set the wine upon the table or put the butter 
alongside the bread, before my glass and my mouth were 
filled.  Exquisite bread of the Cafe Cluny, exquisite 
first glass of old Pomard tingling to my wet feet, 
indescribable first olive culled from the HORS 
D'OEUVRE—I suppose, when I come to lie dying, and the 
lamp begins to grow dim, I shall still recall your 
savour.  Over the rest of that meal, and the rest of 
the evening, clouds lie thick; clouds perhaps of 
Burgundy: perhaps, more properly, of famine and 
repletion. 
</p>
            <p>I remember clearly, at least, the shame, the despair, 
of the next morning, when I reviewed what I had done, 
and how I had swindled the poor honest porter: and, as 
if that were not enough, fairly burnt my ships, and 
brought bankruptcy home to that last refuge, my garret. 
The porter would expect his money; I could not pay him; 
here was scandal in the house; and I knew right well 
the cause of scandal would have to pack.  “What do you 
mean by calling my honesty in question?” I had cried 
the day before, turning upon Myner.  Ah, that day 
before! the day before Waterloo, the day before the 
Flood; the day before I had sold the roof over my head, 
my future, and my self-respect, for a dinner at the 
Cafe Cluny! 
</p>
            <p>In the midst of these lamentations the famous 
registered letter came to my door, with healing under 
its seal.  It bore the postmark of San Francisco, where 
Pinkerton was already struggling to the neck in 
multifarious affairs; it renewed the offer of an 
allowance, which his improved estate permitted him to 
announce at the figure of two hundred francs a month; 
and in case I was in some immediate pinch, it enclosed 
an introductory draft for forty dollars.  There are a 
thousand excellent reasons why a man, in this self-helpful 
epoch, should decline to be dependent on another; but 
the most numerous and cogent considerations all bow to 
a necessity as stern as mine; and the banks were scarce 
open ere the draft was cashed. 
</p>
            <p>It was early in December that I thus sold myself into 
slavery, and for six months I dragged a slowly 
lengthening chain of gratitude and uneasiness.  At the 
cost of some debt I managed to excel myself and eclipse 
the Genius of Muskegon, in a small but highly patriotic 
“Standard Bearer” for the Salon; whither it was duly 
admitted, where it stood the proper length of days 
entirely unremarked, and whence it came back to me as 
patriotic as before.  I threw my whole soul (as 
Pinkerton would have phrased it) into clocks and 
candlesticks; the devil a candlestick-maker would have 
anything to say to my designs.  Even when Dijon, with 
his infinite good-humour and infinite scorn for all 
such journey-work, consented to peddle them in 
indiscriminately with his own, the dealers still 
detected and rejected mine.  Home they returned to me, 
true as the Standard Bearer, who now, at the head of 
quite a regiment of lesser idols, began to grow an 
eyesore in the scanty studio of my friend.  Dijon and I 
have sat by the hour, and gazed upon that company of 
images.  The severe, the frisky, the classical, the 
Louis Quinze, were there—from Joan of Arc in her 
soldierly cuirass to Leda with the swan; nay—and God 
forgive me for a man that knew better!—the humorous 
was represented also.  We sat and gazed, I say; we 
criticised, we turned them hither and thither; even 
upon the closest inspection they looked quite like 
statuettes; and yet nobody would have a gift of them! 
</p>
            <p>Vanity dies hard; in some obstinate cases it out-lives 
the man: but about the sixth month, when I already owed 
near two hundred dollars to Pinkerton, and half as much 
again in debts scattered about Paris, I awoke one 
morning with a horrid sentiment of oppression, and 
found I was alone; my vanity had breathed her last 
during the night.  I dared not plunge deeper in the 
bog; I saw no hope in my poor statuary; I owned myself 
beaten at last; and sitting down in my night-shirt, 
beside the window, whence I had a glimpse of the tree-tops 
at the corner of the boulevard, and where the 
music of its early traffic fell agreeably upon my ear, 
I penned my farewell to Paris, to art, to my whole past 
life, and my whole former self.  “I give in,” I wrote. 
“When the next allowance arrives, I shall go straight 
out West, where you can do what you like with me.” 
</p>
            <p>It is to be understood that Pinkerton had been, in a 
sense, pressing me to come from the beginning; 
depicting his isolation among new acquaintances, “who 
have none of them your culture,” he wrote; expressing 
his friendship in terms so warm that it sometimes 
embarrassed me to think how poorly I could echo them; 
dwelling upon his need for assistance; and the next 
moment turning about to commend my resolution and press 
me to remain in Paris.  “Only remember, Loudon,” he 
would write, “if you ever DO tire of it, there's 
plenty of work here for you—honest, hard, well-paid 
work, developing the resources of this practically 
virgin State.  And, of course, I needn't say what a 
pleasure it would be to me if we were going at it 
SHOULDER TO SHOULDER.” I marvel, looking back, that I 
could so long have resisted these appeals, and continue 
to sink my friend's money in a manner that I knew him 
to dislike.  At least, when I did awake to any sense of 
my position, I awoke to it entirely, and determined not 
only to follow his counsel for the future, but, even as 
regards the past, to rectify his losses.  For in this 
juncture of affairs I called to mind that I was not 
without a possible resource, and resolved, at whatever 
cost of mortification, to beard the Loudon family in 
their historic city. 
</p>
            <p>In the excellent Scots phrase, I made a moonlight 
flitting, a thing never dignified, but in my case 
unusually easy.  As I had scarce a pair of boots worth 
portage I deserted the whole of my effects without a 
pang.  Dijon fell heir to Joan of Arc, the Standard 
Bearer, and the Musketeers.  He was present when I 
bought and frugally stocked my new portmanteau, and it 
was at the door of the trunk-shop that I took my leave 
of him, for my last few hours in Paris must be spent 
alone.  It was alone, and at a far higher figure than 
my finances warranted, that I discussed my dinner; 
alone that I took my ticket at Saint Lazare; all alone, 
though in a carriage full of people, that I watched the 
moon shine on the Seine flood with its tufted isles, on 
Rouen with her spires, and on the shipping in the 
harbour of Dieppe.  When the first light of the morning 
called me from troubled slumbers on the deck, I beheld 
the dawn at first with pleasure; I watched with 
pleasure the green shores of England rising out of rosy 
haze; I took the salt air with delight into my 
nostrils; and then all came back to me—that I was no 
longer an artist, no longer myself; that I was leaving 
all I cared for, and returning to all that I detested, 
the slave of debt and gratitude, a public and a branded 
failure. 
</p>
            <p>From this picture of my own disgrace and wretchedness 
it is not wonderful if my mind turned with relief to 
the thought of Pinkerton waiting for me, as I knew, 
with unwearied affection, and regarding me with a 
respect that I had never deserved, and might therefore 
fairly hope that I should never forfeit.  The 
inequality of our relation struck me rudely.  I must 
have been stupid, indeed, if I could have considered 
the history of that friendship without shame—I who had 
given so little, who had accepted and profited by so 
much.  I had the whole day before me in London, and I 
determined, at least in words, to set the balance 
somewhat straighter.  Seated in the corner of a public 
place, and calling for sheet after sheet of paper, I 
poured forth the expression of my gratitude, my 
penitence for the past, my resolutions for the future. 
Till now, I told him, my course had been mere 
selfishness.  I had been selfish to my father and to my 
friend, taking their help and denying them (which was 
all they asked) the poor gratification of my company 
and countenance. 
</p>
            <p>Wonderful are the consolations of literature! As soon 
as that letter was written and posted the consciousness 
of virtue glowed in my veins like some rare vintage. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c6" type="chapter">
            <head>VI — IN WHICH I GO WEST</head>
            <p>I REACHED my uncle's door next morning in time to sit 
down with the family to breakfast.  More than three 
years had intervened—almost without mutation in that 
stationary household—since I had sat there first, a 
young American freshman, bewildered among unfamiliar 
dainties (Finnan haddock, kippered salmon, baps, and 
mutton-ham), and had wearied my mind in vain to guess 
what should be under the tea-cosy.  If there were any 
change at all, it seemed that I had risen in the family 
esteem.  My father's death once fittingly referred to, 
with a ceremonial lengthening of Scots upper lips and 
wagging of the female head, the party launched at once 
(God help me!) into the more cheerful topic of my own 
successes.  They had been so pleased to hear such good 
accounts of me; I was quite a great man now; where was 
that beautiful statue of the Genius of Something or 
other?” You haven't it here? Not here? Really?” asks 
the sprightliest of my cousins, shaking curls at me; as 
though it were likely I had brought it in a cab, or 
kept it concealed about my person like a birthday 
surprise.  In the bosom of this family, unaccustomed to 
the tropical nonsense of the West, it became plain the 
SUNDAY HERALD and poor blethering Pinkerton had 
been accepted for their face.  It is not possible to 
invent a circumstance that could have more depressed 
me; and I am conscious that I behaved all through that 
breakfast like a whipped schoolboy. 
</p>
            <p>At length, the meal and family prayers being both 
happily over, I requested the favour of an interview 
with Uncle Adam on “the state of my affairs.” At sound 
of this ominous expression the good man's face 
conspicuously lengthened; and when my grandfather, 
having had the proposition repeated to him (for he was 
hard of hearing), announced his intention of being 
present at the interview, I could not but think that 
Uncle Adam's sorrow kindled into momentary irritation. 
Nothing, however, but the usual grim cordiality 
appeared upon the surface; and we all three passed 
ceremoniously to the adjoining library, a gloomy 
theatre for a depressing piece of business.  My 
grandfather charged a clay pipe, and sat tremulously 
smoking in a corner of the fireless chimney; behind 
him, although the morning was both chill and dark, the 
window was partly open and the blind partly down: I 
cannot depict what an air he had of being out of place, 
like a man shipwrecked there.  Uncle Adam had his 
station at the business-table in the midst.  Valuable 
rows of books looked down upon the place of torture; 
and I could hear sparrows chirping in the garden, and 
my sprightly cousin already banging the piano and pouring 
forth an acid stream of song from the drawing-room overhead. 
</p>
            <p>It was in these circumstances that, with all brevity of 
speech and a certain boyish sullenness of manner, 
looking the while upon the floor, I informed my 
relatives of my financial situation: the amount I owed 
Pinkerton; the hopelessness of any maintenance from 
sculpture; the career offered me in the States; and 
how, before becoming more beholden to a stranger, I had 
judged it right to lay the case before my family. 
</p>
            <p>“I am only sorry you did not come to me at first,” said 
Uncle Adam.  “I take the liberty to say it would have 
been more decent.” 
</p>
            <p>“I think so too, Uncle Adam,” I replied; “but you must 
bear in mind I was ignorant in what light you might 
regard my application.” 
</p>
            <p>“I hope I would never turn my back on my own flesh and 
blood,” he returned with emphasis; but, to my anxious 
ear, with more of temper than affection.  “I could 
never forget you were my sister's son.  I regard this 
as a manifest duty.  I have no choice but to accept the 
entire responsibility of the position you have made.” 
</p>
            <p>I did not know what else to do but murmur “Thank you.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” he pursued, “and there is something providential 
in the circumstance that you come at the right time. 
In my old firm there is a vacancy; they call themselves 
Italian Warehousemen now,” he continued, regarding me 
with a twinkle of humour; “so you may think yourself in 
luck: we were only grocers in my day.  I shall place 
you there to-morrow.” 
</p>
            <p>“Stop a moment, Uncle Adam,” I broke in.  “This is not 
at all what I am asking.  I ask you to pay Pinkerton, 
who is a poor man.  I ask you to clear my feet of debt, 
not to arrange my life or any part of it.” 
</p>
            <p>“If I wished to be harsh, I might remind you that 
beggars cannot be choosers,” said my uncle; “and as to 
managing your life, you have tried your own way 
already, and you see what you have made of it.  You 
must now accept the guidance of those older and 
(whatever you may think of it) wiser than yourself. 
All these schemes of your friend (of whom I know 
nothing, by the by) and talk of openings in the West, I 
simply disregard.  I have no idea whatever of your 
going troking across a continent on a wild-goose chase. 
In this situation, which I am fortunately able to place 
at your disposal, and which many a well-conducted young 
man would be glad to jump at, you will receive, to 
begin with, eighteen shillings a week.” 
</p>
            <p>“Eighteen shillings a week!” I cried.  “Why, my poor 
friend gave me more than that for nothing!” 
</p>
            <p>“And I think it is this very friend you are now trying 
to repay?” observed my uncle, with an air of one 
advancing a strong argument. 
</p>
            <p>“Aadam,” said my grandfather. 
</p>
            <p>“I'm vexed you should be present at this business,” 
quoth Uncle Adam, swinging rather obsequiously towards 
the stonemason; “but I must remind you it is of your 
own seeking.” 
</p>
            <p>“Aadam!” repeated the old man. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, sir, I am listening,” says my uncle. 
</p>
            <p>My grandfather took a puff or two in silence: and then, 
“Ye're makin' an awfu' poor appearance, Aadam,” said 
he. 
</p>
            <p>My uncle visibly reared at the affront.  “I'm sorry you 
should think so,” said he, “and still more sorry you 
should say so before present company.” 
</p>
            <p>“A believe that; A ken that, Aadam,” returned old 
Loudon dryly; “and the curiis thing is, I'm no very 
carin'.—See here, ma man,” he continued, addressing 
himself to me.  “A'm your grandfaither, amn't I not? 
Never you mind what Aadam says.  A'll see justice dune 
ye.  A'm rich.” 
</p>
            <p>“Father,” said Uncle Adam, “I would like one word with 
you in private.” 
</p>
            <p>I rose to go. 
</p>
            <p>“Set down upon your hinderlands,” cried my grandfather, 
almost savagely.  “If Aadam has anything to say, let 
him say it.  It's me that has the money here; and, by 
Gravy! I'm goin' to be obeyed.” 
</p>
            <p>Upon this scurvy encouragement it appeared that my 
uncle had no remark to offer: twice challenged to 
“speak out and be done with it,” he twice sullenly 
declined; and I may mention that about this period of 
the engagement I began to be sorry for him. 
</p>
            <p>“See here, then, Jeannie's yin!” resumed my 
grandfather.  “A'm goin' to give ye a set-off.  Your 
mither was always my fav'rite, for A never could agree 
with Aadam.  A like ye fine yoursel'; there's nae 
noansense aboot ye; ye've a fine nayteral idee of 
builder's work; ye've been to France, where, they tell 
me, they're grand at the stuccy.  A splendid thing for 
ceilin's the stuccy! and it's a vailyable disguise, 
too; A don't believe there's a builder in Scotland has 
used more stuccy than me.  But, as A was sayin', if 
ye'll follie that trade, with the capital that A'm 
goin' to give ye, ye may live yet to be as rich as 
mysel'.  Ye see, ye would have always had a share of it 
when A was gone; it appears ye're needin' it now; well, 
ye'll get the less, as is only just and proper.” 
</p>
            <p>Uncle Adam cleared his throat.  “This is very handsome, 
father,” said he; “and I am sure Loudon feels it so. 
Very handsome, and, as you say, very just; but will you 
allow me to say that it had better, perhaps, be put in 
black and white?” 
</p>
            <p>The enmity always smouldering between the two men, at 
this ill-judged interruption almost burst in flame. 
The stonemason turned upon his offspring, his long 
upper lip pulled down for all the world like a 
monkey's.  He stared a while in virulent silence; and 
then “Get Gregg!” said he. 
</p>
            <p>The effect of these words was very visible.  “He will 
be gone to his office,” stammered my uncle. 
</p>
            <p>“Get Gregg!” repeated my grandfather. 
</p>
            <p>“I tell you, he will be gone to his office,” reiterated 
Adam. 
</p>
            <p>“And I tell ye, he's takin' his smoke,” retorted the 
old man. 
</p>
            <p>“Very well, then,” cried my uncle, getting to his feet 
with some alacrity, as upon a sudden change of thought, 
“I will get him myself” 
</p>
            <p>“Ye will not!” cried my grandfather.  “Ye will sit 
there upon your hinderland.” 
</p>
            <p>“Then how the devil am I to get him?” my uncle broke 
forth, with not unnatural petulance. 
</p>
            <p>My grandfather (having no possible answer) grinned at 
his son with the malice of a schoolboy; then he rang 
the bell. 
</p>
            <p>“Take the garden key,” said Uncle Adam to the servant; 
“go over to the garden, and if Mr. Gregg the lawyer is 
there (he generally sits under the red hawthorn), give 
him old Mr. Loudon's compliments, and will he step in 
here for a moment?” 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Gregg the lawyer!” At once I understood (what had 
been puzzling me) the significance of my grandfather 
and the alarm of my poor uncle: the stonemason's will, 
it was supposed, hung trembling in the balance. 
</p>
            <p>“Look here, grandfather,” I said, “I didn't want any of 
this.  All I wanted was a loan of, say, two hundred 
pounds.  I can take care of myself; I have prospects 
and opportunities, good friends in the States—” 
</p>
            <p>The old man waved me down.  “It's me that speaks here,” 
he said curtly; and we waited the coming of the lawyer in 
a triple silence.  He appeared at last, the maid ushering 
him in—a spectacled, dry, but not ungenial-looking man. 
</p>
            <p>“Here, Gregg,” cried my grandfather, “just a question: 
What has Aadam got to do with my will?” 
</p>
            <p>“I'm afraid I don't quite understand,” said the lawyer, 
staring. 
</p>
            <p>“What has he got to do with it?” repeated the old man, 
smiting with his fist upon the arm of his chair.  “Is 
my money mine's, or is it Aadam's? Can Aadam 
interfere?” 
</p>
            <p>“O, I see,” said Mr. Gregg.  “Certainly not.  On the 
marriage of both of your children a certain sum was 
paid down and accepted in full of legitim.  You have 
surely not forgotten the circumstance, Mr. Loudon?” 
</p>
            <p>“So that, if I like,” concluded my grandfather, 
hammering out his words, “I can leave every doit I die 
possessed of to the Great Magunn?”—meaning probably 
the Great Mogul. 
</p>
            <p>“No doubt of it,” replied Gregg, with a shadow of a 
smile. 
</p>
            <p>“Ye hear that, Aadam?” asked my grandfather. 
</p>
            <p>“I may be allowed to say I had no need to hear it,” 
said my uncle. 
</p>
            <p>“Very well,” says my grandfather.  “You and Jeannie's 
yin can go for a bit walk.  Me and Gregg has business.” 
</p>
            <p>When once I was in the hall alone with Uncle Adam, I 
turned to him, sick at heart.  “Uncle Adam,” I said, 
“you can understand, better than I can say, how very 
painful all this is to me.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, I am sorry you have seen your grandfather in so 
unamiable a light,” replied this extraordinary man. 
“You shouldn't allow it to affect your mind, though. 
He has sterling qualities, quite an extraordinary 
character; and I have no fear but he means to behave 
handsomely to you.” 
</p>
            <p>His composure was beyond my imitation: the house could 
not contain me, nor could I even promise to return to 
it: in concession to which weakness, it was agreed that 
I should call in about an hour at the office of the 
lawyer, whom (as he left the library) Uncle Adam should 
waylay and inform of the arrangement.  I suppose there 
was never a more topsy-turvy situation; you would have 
thought it was I who had suffered some rebuff, and that 
iron-sided Adam was a generous conqueror who scorned to 
take advantage. 
</p>
            <p>It was plain enough that I was to be endowed: to what 
extent and upon what conditions I was now left for an 
hour to meditate in the wide and solitary thoroughfares 
of the new town, taking counsel with street-corner 
statues of George IV. and William Pitt, improving my 
mind with the pictures in the window of a music-shop, 
and renewing my acquaintance with Edinburgh east wind. 
By the end of the hour I made my way to Mr. Gregg's 
office, where I was placed, with a few appropriate 
words, in possession of a cheque for two thousand 
pounds and a small parcel of architectural works. 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Loudon bids me add,” continued the lawyer, 
consulting a little sheet of notes, “that although 
these volumes are very valuable to the practical 
builder, you must be careful not to lose originality. 
He tells you also not to be “hadden doun”—his own 
expression—by the theory of strains, and that Portland 
cement, properly sanded, will go a long way.” 
</p>
            <p>I smiled, and remarked that I supposed it would. 
</p>
            <p>“I once lived in one of my excellent client's houses,” 
observed the lawyer; “and I was tempted, in that case, 
to think it had gone far enough.” 
</p>
            <p>“Under these circumstances, sir,” said I, “you will be 
rather relieved to hear that I have no intention of 
becoming a builder.” 
</p>
            <p>At this he fairly laughed; and, the ice being broken, I 
was able to consult him as to my conduct.  He insisted 
I must return to the house—at least, for luncheon, and 
one of my walks with Mr. Loudon.  “For the evening, I 
will furnish you with an excuse, if you please,” said 
he, “by asking you to a bachelor dinner with myself But 
the luncheon and the walk are unavoidable.  He is an 
old man, and, I believe, really fond of you; he would 
naturally feel aggrieved if there were any appearance 
of avoiding him; and as for Mr. Adam, do you know, I 
think your delicacy out of place.... And now, Mr. Dodd, 
what are you to do with this money?” 
</p>
            <p>Ay, there was the question.  With two thousand pounds— 
fifty thousand francs—I might return to Paris and the 
arts, and be a prince and millionaire in that thrifty 
Latin Quarter.  I think I had the grace, with one 
corner of my mind, to be glad that I had sent the 
London letter: I know very well that with the rest and 
worst of me, I repented bitterly of that precipitate 
act.  On one point, however, my whole multiplex estate 
of man was unanimous: the letter being gone, there was 
no help but I must follow.  The money was accordingly 
divided in two unequal shares: for the first, Mr. Gregg 
got me a bill in the name of Dijon to meet my 
liabilities in Paris; for the second, as I had already 
cash in hand for the expenses of my journey, he 
supplied me with drafts on San Francisco. 
</p>
            <p>The rest of my business in Edinburgh, not to dwell on a 
very agreeable dinner with the lawyer or the horrors of 
the family luncheon, took the form of an excursion with 
the stonemason, who led me this time to no suburb or 
work of his old hands, but, with an impulse both 
natural and pretty, to that more enduring home which he 
had chosen for his clay.  It was in a cemetery, by some 
strange chance immured within the bulwarks of a prison; 
standing, besides, on the margin of a cliff, crowded 
with elderly stone memorials, and green with turf and 
ivy.  The east wind (which I thought too harsh for the 
old man) continually shook the boughs, and the thin sun 
of a Scottish summer drew their dancing shadows. 
</p>
            <p>“I wanted ye to see the place,” said he.  “Yon's 
the stane.  EUPHEMIA ROSS: that was my goodwife, your 
grandmither—hoots! I'm wrong; that was my first yin; I 
had no bairns by her;—yours is the second, MARY 
MURRAY, BORN 1819, DIED 1850; that's her—a fine, 
plain, decent sort of a creature, tak' her a'thegether. 
ALEXANDER LOUDON, BORN SEVENTEEN NINETY-TWO, DIED— 
And then a hole in the ballant: that's me.  Alexander's my 
name.  They ca'd me Ecky when I was a boy.  Eh, Ecky! 
ye're an awfu' auld man!” 
</p>
            <p>I had a second and sadder experience of graveyards at 
my next alighting-place, the city of Muskegon, now 
rendered conspicuous by the dome of the new capitol 
encaged in scaffolding.  It was late in the afternoon 
when I arrived, and raining; and as I walked in great 
streets, of the very name of which I was quite ignorant— 
double, treble, and quadruple lines of horse-cars jingling 
by—hundred-fold wires of telegraph and 
telephone matting heaven above my head—huge, staring 
houses, garish and gloomy, flanking me from either 
hand—the thought of the Rue Racine, ay, and of the 
cabman's eating-house, brought tears to my eyes.  The 
whole monotonous Babel had grown—or, I should rather 
say, swelled—with such a leap since my departure that 
I must continually inquire my way; and the very 
cemetery was brand-new.  Death, however, had been 
active; the graves were already numerous, and I must 
pick my way in the rain among the tawdry sepulchres of 
millionaires, and past the plain black crosses of 
Hungarian labourers, till chance or instinct led me to 
the place that was my father's.  The stone had been 
erected (I knew already) “by admiring friends”; I could 
now judge their taste in monuments.  Their taste in 
literature, methought, I could imagine, and I refrained 
from drawing near enough to read the terms of the 
inscription.  But the name was in larger letters and 
stared at me—JAMES K. DODD.  “What a singular 
thing is a name!” I thought; “how it clings to a man, 
and continually misrepresents, and then survives him!” 
And it flashed across my mind, with a mixture of regret 
and bitter mirth, that I had never known, and now 
probably never should know, what the K had represented. 
King, Kilter, Kay, Kaiser, I went, running over names 
at random, and then stumbled, with ludicrous 
misspelling, on Kornelius, and had nearly laughed 
aloud.  I have never been more childish; I suppose 
(although the deeper voices of my nature seemed all 
dumb) because I have never been more moved.  And at 
this last incongruous antic of my nerves I was seized 
with a panic of remorse, and fled the cemetery. 
</p>
            <p>Scarce less funereal was the rest of my experience in 
Muskegon, where, nevertheless, I lingered, visiting my 
father's circle, for some days.  It was in piety to him 
I lingered; and I might have spared myself the pain. 
His memory was already quite gone out.  For his sake, 
indeed, I was made welcome; and for mine the 
conversation rolled a while with laborious effort on 
the virtues of the deceased.  His former comrades 
dwelt, in my company, upon his business talents or his 
generosity for public purposes: when my back was 
turned, they remembered him no more.  My father had 
loved me; I had left him alone, to live and die among 
the indifferent; now I returned to find him dead and 
buried and forgotten.  Unavailing penitence translated 
itself in my thoughts to fresh resolve.  There was 
another poor soul who loved me—Pinkerton.  I must not 
be guilty twice of the same error. 
</p>
            <p>A week perhaps had been thus wasted, nor had I prepared 
my friend for the delay.  Accordingly, when I had 
changed trains at Council Bluffs, I was aware of a man 
appearing at the end of the car with a telegram in his 
hand and inquiring whether there were any one aboard 
“of the name of LONDON Dodd”? I thought the name 
near enough, claimed the despatch, and found it was 
from Pinkerton: “What day do you arrive? Awfully 
important.” I sent him an answer, giving day and hour, 
and at Ogden found a fresh despatch awaiting me: “That 
will do.  Unspeakable relief.  Meet you at Sacramento.” 
In Paris days I had a private name for Pinkerton: “The 
Irrepressible” was what I had called him in hours of 
bitterness, and the name rose once more on my lips. 
What mischief was he up to now? What new bowl was my 
benignant monster brewing for his Frankenstein? In what 
new imbroglio should I alight on the Pacific coast? My 
trust in the man was entire, and my distrust perfect. 
I knew he would never mean amiss; but I was convinced 
he would almost never (in my sense) do aright. 
</p>
            <p>I suppose these vague anticipations added a shade of 
gloom to that already gloomy place of travel: Nebraska, 
Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, scowled in my face at least, and 
seemed to point me back again to that other native land 
of mine, the Latin Quarter. 
</p>
            <p>But when the Sierras had been climbed, and the train, 
after so long beating and panting, stretched itself 
upon the downward track—when I beheld that vast extent 
of prosperous country rolling seaward from the woods 
and the blue mountains, that illimitable spread of 
rippling corn, the trees growing and blowing in the 
merry weather, the country boys thronging aboard the 
train with figs and peaches, and the conductors, and 
the very darky stewards, visibly exulting in the 
change—up went my soul like a balloon; Care fell from 
his perch upon my shoulders; and when I spied my 
Pinkerton among the crowd at Sacramento, I thought of 
nothing but to shout and wave for him, and grasp him by 
the hand, like what he was—my dearest friend. 
</p>
            <p>“O, Loudon!” he cried; “man, how I've pined for you! 
And you haven't come an hour too soon.  You're known 
here and waited for; I've been booming you already: 
you're billed for a lecture to-morrow night: “Student 
Life in Paris, Grave and Gay”: twelve hundred places 
booked at the last stock! Tut, man, you're looking 
thin! Here, try a drop of this.” And he produced a case 
bottle, staringly labelled PINKERTON'S THIRTEEN STAR 
GOLDEN STATE BRANDY, WARRANTED ENTIRE. 
</p>
            <p>“God bless me!” said I, gasping and winking after 
my first plunge into this fiery fluid; “and what does 
‘Warranted Entire’ mean?” 
</p>
            <p>“Why, Loudon, you ought to know that!” cried Pinkerton. 
“It's real, copper-bottomed English; you see it on all 
the old-time wayside hostelries over there.” 
</p>
            <p>“But if I'm not mistaken, it means something Warranted 
Entirely different,” said I, “and applies to the 
public-house, and not the beverages sold.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's very possible,” said Jim, quite unabashed.  “It's 
effective, anyway; and I can tell you, sir, it has 
boomed that spirit: it goes now by the gross of cases. 
By the way, I hope you won't mind; I've got your 
portrait all over San Francisco for the lecture, 
enlarged from that carte de visite: “H. Loudon Dodd, 
the Americo-Parisienne Sculptor.” Here's a proof of the 
small handbills; the posters are the same, only in red 
and blue, and the letters fourteen by one.” 
</p>
            <p>I looked at the handbill, and my head turned.  What was 
the use of words? why seek to explain to Pinkerton the 
knotted horrors of “Americo-Parisienne”? He took an 
early occasion to point it out as “rather a good 
phrase; gives the two sides at a glance: I wanted the 
lecture written up to that.” Even after we had reached 
San Francisco, and at the actual physical shock of my 
own effigy placarded on the streets I had broken forth 
in petulant words, he never comprehended in the least 
the ground of my aversion. 
</p>
            <p>“If I had only known you disliked red lettering!” was 
as high as he could rise.  “You are perfectly right: a 
clear-cut black is preferable, and shows a great deal 
further.  The only thing that pains me is the portrait: 
I own I thought that a success.  I'm dreadfully and 
truly sorry, my dear fellow: I see now it's not what 
you had a right to expect; but I did it, Loudon, for 
the best; and the press is all delighted.” 
</p>
            <p>At the moment, sweeping through green tule swamps, I 
fell direct on the essential.  “But, Pinkerton,” I 
cried, “this lecture is the maddest of your madnesses. 
How can I prepare a lecture in thirty hours?” 
</p>
            <p>“All done, Loudon!” he exclaimed in triumph.  “All 
ready.  Trust me to pull a piece of business through. 
You'll find it all type-written in my desk at home.  I 
put the best talent of San Francisco on the job: Harry 
Miller, the brightest pressman in the city.” 
</p>
            <p>And so he rattled on, beyond reach of my modest 
protestations, blurting out his complicated interests, 
crying up his new acquaintances, and ever and again 
hungering to introduce me to some “whole-souled, grand 
fellow, as sharp as a needle,” from whom, and the very 
thought of whom, my spirit shrank instinctively. 
</p>
            <p>Well, I was in for it—in for Pinkerton, in for the 
portrait, in for the type-written lecture.  One promise 
I extorted—that I was never again to be committed in 
ignorance.  Even for that, when I saw how its extortion 
puzzled and depressed the Irrepressible, my soul repented 
me, and in all else I suffered myself to be led 
uncomplaining at his chariot-wheels.  The Irrepressible, 
did I say? The Irresistible were nigher truth. 
</p>
            <p>But the time to have seen me was when I sat down to 
Harry Miller's lecture.  He was a facetious dog, this 
Harry Miller.  He had a gallant way of skirting the 
indecent, which in my case produced physical nausea, 
and he could be sentimental and even melodramatic about 
grisettes and starving genius.  I found he had enjoyed 
the benefit of my correspondence with Pinkerton; 
adventures of my own were here and there horridly 
misrepresented, sentiments of my own echoed and 
exaggerated till I blushed to recognise them.  I will 
do Harry Miller justice: he must have had a kind of 
talent, almost of genius; all attempts to lower his 
tone proving fruitless, and the Harry-Millerism 
ineradicable.  Nay, the monster had a certain key of 
style, or want of style, so that certain milder 
passages, which I sought to introduce, discorded 
horribly and impoverished, if that were possible, the 
general effect. 
</p>
            <p>By an early hour of the numbered evening I might have 
been observed at the sign of “The Poodle Dog” dining 
with my agent—so Pinkerton delighted to describe 
himself.  Thence, like an ox to the slaughter, he led 
me to the hall, where I stood presently alone, 
confronting assembled San Francisco, with no better 
allies than a table, a glass of water, and a mass of 
manuscript and typework, representing Harry Miller and 
myself I read the lecture; for I had lacked both time 
and will to get the trash by heart—read it hurriedly, 
humbly, and with visible shame.  Now and then I would 
catch in the auditorium an eye of some intelligence, 
now and then in the manuscript would stumble on a 
richer vein of Harry Miller, and my heart would fail 
me, and I gabbled.  The audience yawned, it stirred 
uneasily, it muttered, grumbled, and broke forth at last 
in articulate cries of “Speak up!” and “Nobody can 
hear!” I took to skipping, and, being extremely 
ill-acquainted with the country, almost invariably cut in 
again in the unintelligible midst of some new topic. 
What struck me as extremely ominous, these misfortunes 
were allowed to pass without a laugh.  Indeed, I was 
beginning to fear the worst, and even personal 
indignity, when all at once the humour of the thing 
broke upon me strongly.  I could have laughed aloud, 
and, being again summoned to speak up, I faced my 
patrons for the first time with a smile.  “Very well,” 
I said, “I will try, though I don't suppose anybody 
wants to hear, and I can't see why anybody should.” 
Audience and lecturer laughed together till the tears 
ran down, vociferous and repeated applause hailed my 
impromptu sally.  Another hit which I made but a little 
after, as I turned three pages of the copy—“You see, I 
am leaving out as much as I possibly can”—increased 
the esteem with which my patrons had begun to regard 
me; and when I left the stage at last, my departing 
form was cheered with laughter, stamping, shouting, and 
the waving of hats. 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton was in the waiting-room, feverishly jotting 
in his pocket-book.  As he saw me enter, he sprang up, 
and I declare the tears were trickling on his cheeks. 
</p>
            <p>“My dear boy,” he cried, “I can never forgive myself, 
and you can never forgive me.  Never mind, I did it for 
the best.  And how nobly you clung on! I dreaded we 
should have had to return the money at the doors.” 
</p>
            <p>“It would have been more honest if we had,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>The pressmen followed me, Harry Miller in the front 
ranks; and I was amazed to find them, on the whole, a 
pleasant set of lads, probably more sinned against than 
sinning, and even Harry Miller apparently a gentleman. 
I had in oysters and champagne—for the receipts were 
excellent—and, being in a high state of nervous 
tension, kept the table in a roar.  Indeed, I was never 
in my life so well inspired as when I described my 
vigil over Harry Miller's literature or the series of 
my emotions as I faced the audience.  The lads vowed I 
was the soul of good company and the prince of 
lecturers; and—so wonderful an institution is the 
popular press—if you had seen the notices next day in 
all the papers you must have supposed my evening's 
entertainment an unqualified success. 
</p>
            <p>I was in excellent spirits when I returned home that 
night, but the miserable Pinkerton sorrowed for us both. 
</p>
            <p>“O, Loudon,” he said, “I shall never forgive myself. 
When I saw you didn't catch on to the idea of the 
lecture, I should have given it myself!” 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c7" type="chapter">
            <head>VII — IRONS IN THE FIRE</head>
            <p>Opes Strepitumque 
</p>
            <p>THE food of the body differs not so greatly for the 
fool or the sage, the elephant or the cock-sparrow; and 
similar chemical elements, variously disguised, support 
all mortals.  A brief study of Pinkerton in his new 
setting convinced me of a kindred truth about that 
other and mental digestion by which we extract what is 
called “fun for our money” out of life.  In the same 
spirit as a schoolboy deep in Mayne Reid handles a 
dummy gun and crawls among imaginary forests, Pinkerton 
sped through Kearney Street upon his daily business, 
representing to himself a highly-coloured part in 
life's performance, and happy for hours if he should 
have chanced to brush against a millionaire.  Reality 
was his romance; he gloried to be thus engaged: he 
wallowed in his business.  Suppose a man to dig up a 
galleon on the Coromandel coast, his rakish schooner 
keeping the while an offing under easy sail, and he, by 
the blaze of a great fire of wreckwood, to measure 
ingots by the bucketful on the uproarious beach; such 
an one might realise a greater material spoil; he 
should have no more profit of romance than Pinkerton 
when he cast up his weekly balance-sheet in a bald 
office.  Every dollar gained was like something brought 
ashore from a mysterious deep; every venture made was 
like a diver's plunge; and as he thrust his bold hand 
into the plexus of the money-market he was delightedly 
aware of how he shook the pillars of existence, turned 
out men, as at a battle-cry, to labour in far 
countries, and set the gold twitching in the drawers of 
millionaires. 
</p>
            <p>I could never fathom the full extent of his 
speculations; but there were five separate businesses 
which he avowed and carried like a banner.  The 
THIRTEEN STAR GOLDEN STATE BRANDY, WARRANTED ENTIRE (a 
very flagrant distillation) filled a great part of his 
thoughts, and was kept before the public in an eloquent 
but misleading treatise, “Why Drink French Brandy? A 
Word to the Wise.” He kept an office for advertisers, 
counselling, designing, acting as middleman with 
printers and bill-stickers, for the inexperienced or 
the uninspired: the dull haberdasher came to him for 
ideas, the smart theatrical agent for his local 
knowledge, and one and all departed with a copy of his 
pamphlet, “How, When, and Where; or, The Advertiser's 
Vade-Mecum.” He had a tug chartered every Saturday 
afternoon and night, carried people outside the Heads, 
and provided them with lines and bait for six hours' 
fishing, at the rate of five dollars a person.  I am 
told that some of them (doubtless adroit anglers) made 
a profit on the transaction.  Occasionally he bought 
wrecks and condemned vessels; these latter (I cannot 
tell you how) found their way to sea again under 
aliases, and continued to stem the waves triumphantly 
enough under the colours of Bolivia or Nicaragua. 
Lastly, there was a certain agricultural engine, 
glorying in a great deal of vermilion and blue paint, 
and filling (it appeared) a “long-felt want,” in which 
his interest was something like a tenth. 
</p>
            <p>This for the face or front of his concerns.  “On the 
outside,” as he phrased it, he was variously and 
mysteriously engaged.  No dollar slept in his 
possession; rather, he kept all simultaneously flying, 
like a conjurer with oranges.  My own earnings, when I 
began to have a share, he would but show me for a 
moment, and disperse again, like those illusive money 
gifts which are flashed in the eyes of childhood, only 
to be entombed in the missionary-box.  And he would 
come down radiant from a weekly balance-sheet, clap me 
on the shoulder, declare himself a winner by Gargantuan 
figures, and prove destitute of a quarter for a drink. 
</p>
            <p>“What on earth have you done with it?” I would ask. 
</p>
            <p>“Into the mill again; all re-invested!” he would cry, 
with infinite delight.  “Investment was ever his word. 
He could not bear what he called gambling “Never touch 
stocks, Loudon,” he would say; “nothing but legitimate 
business.” And yet, Heaven knows, many an indurated 
gambler might have drawn back appalled at the first 
hint of some of Pinkerton's investments! One which I 
succeeded in tracking home, and instance for a 
specimen, was a seventh share in the charter of a 
certain ill-starred schooner bound for Mexico—to 
smuggle weapons on the one trip, and cigars upon the 
other.  The latter end of this enterprise, involving 
(as it did) shipwreck, confiscation, and a lawsuit with 
the underwriters, was too painful to be dwelt upon at 
length.  “It's proved a disappointment,” was as far as 
my friend would go with me in words; but I knew, from 
observation, that the fabric of his fortunes tottered. 
For the rest, it was only by accident I got wind of the 
transaction; for Pinkerton, after a time, was shy of 
introducing me to his arcana: the reason you are to 
hear presently. 
</p>
            <p>The office which was (or should have been) the point of 
rest for so many evolving dollars stood in the heart of 
the city—a high and spacious room, with many plate-glass 
windows.  A glazed cabinet of polished redwood 
offered to the eye a regiment of some two hundred 
bottles, conspicuously labelled.  These were all 
charged with Pinkerton's Thirteen Star, although from 
across the room it would have required an expert to 
distinguish them from the same number of bottles of 
Courvoisier.  I used to twit my friend with this 
resemblance, and propose a new edition of the pamphlet, 
with the title thus improved, “Why Drink French Brandy, 
When We give You the same Labels?” The doors of the 
cabinet revolved all day upon their hinges; and if 
there entered any one who was a stranger to the merits 
of the brand, he departed laden with a bottle.  When I 
used to protest at this extravagance, “My dear Loudon,” 
Pinkerton would cry, “you don't seem to catch on to 
business principles! The prime cost of the spirit is 
literally nothing.  I couldn't find a cheaper 
advertisement if I tried.” Against the side-post of the 
cabinet there leaned a gaudy umbrella, preserved there 
as a relic.  It appears that when Pinkerton was about 
to place Thirteen Star upon the market, the rainy 
season was at hand.  He lay dark, almost in penury, 
awaiting the first shower, at which, as upon a signal, 
the main thoroughfares became dotted with his agents, 
vendors of advertisements; and the whole world of San 
Francisco, from the businessman fleeing for the 
ferry-boat, to the lady waiting at the corner for her car, 
sheltered itself under umbrellas with this strange 
device: ARE YOU, WET? TRY THIRTEEN STAR.  “It was a 
mammoth boom,” said Pinkerton, with a sigh of delighted 
recollection.  “there wasn't another umbrella to be 
seen.  I stood at this window, Loudon, feasting my 
eyes; and I declare, I felt like Vanderbilt.” And it 
was to this neat application of the local climate that 
he owed, not only much of the sale of Thirteen Star, 
but the whole business of his advertising agency. 
</p>
            <p>The large desk (to resume our survey of the office) stood 
about the middle, knee-deep in stacks of hand-bills and 
posters of “Why Drink French Brandy?” and “The 
Advertiser's Vade-Mecum.” It was flanked upon the 
one hand by two female type-writers, who rested not 
between the hours of nine and four, and upon the other 
by a model of the agricultural machine.  The walls, 
where they were not broken by telephone-boxes and a 
couple of photographs—one representing the wreck of 
the JAMES L. MOODY on a bold and broken coast, the 
other the Saturday tug alive with amateur fishers— 
almost disappeared under oil-paintings gaudily framed. 
Many of these were relics of the Latin Quarter, and I 
must do Pinkerton the justice to say that none of them 
were bad, and some had remarkable merit.  They went off 
slowly, but for handsome figures; and their places were 
progressively supplied with the work of local artists. 
These last it was one of my first duties to review and 
criticise.  Some of them were villainous, yet all were 
saleable.  I said so; and the next moment saw myself, 
the figure of a miserable renegade, bearing arms in the 
wrong camp.  I was to look at pictures thenceforward, 
not with the eye of the artist, but the dealer; and I 
saw the stream widen that divided me from all I loved. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, Loudon,” Pinkerton had said, the morning after 
the lecture,—“now, Loudon, we can go at it shoulder to 
shoulder.  This is what I have longed for: I wanted two 
heads and four arms; and now I have 'em.  You'll find 
it's just the same as art—all observation and 
imagination; only more movement.  Just wait till you 
begin to feel the charm!” 
</p>
            <p>I might have waited long.  Perhaps I lack a sense; for 
our whole existence seemed to me one dreary bustle, and 
the place we bustled in fitly to be called the Place of 
Yawning.  I slept in a little den behind the office; 
Pinkerton, in the office itself, stretched on a patent 
sofa which sometimes collapsed, his slumbers still 
further menaced by an imminent clock with an alarm. 
Roused by this diabolical contrivance, we rose early, 
went forth early to breakfast, and returned by nine to 
what Pinkerton called work, and I distraction.  Masses 
of letters must be opened, read, and answered; some by 
me at a subsidiary desk which had been introduced on 
the morning of my arrival; others by my bright-eyed 
friend, pacing the room like a caged lion as he 
dictated to the tinkling type-writers.  Masses of wet 
proof had to be overhauled and scrawled upon with a 
blue pencil—“rustic”; “six-inch caps”; 
“bold spacing here”; or sometimes terms more 
fervid—as, for instance, this (which I remember Pinkerton 
to have spirted on the margin of an advertisement of Soothing 
Syrup), “Throw this all down.  Have you never printed 
an advertisement? I'll be round in half-an-hour.” The 
ledger and sale-book, besides, we had always with us. 
Such was the backbone of our occupation, and tolerable 
enough; but the far greater proportion of our time was 
consumed by visitors—whole-souled, grand fellows no 
doubt, and as sharp as a needle, but to me 
unfortunately not diverting.  Some were apparently 
half-witted, and must be talked over by the hour before 
they could reach the humblest decision, which they only 
left the office to return again (ten minutes later) and 
rescind.  Others came with a vast show of hurry and 
despatch, but I observed it to be principally show. 
The agricultural model, for instance, which was 
practicable, proved a kind of fly-paper for these 
busybodies.  I have seen them blankly turn the crank of 
it for five minutes at a time, simulating (to nobody's 
deception) business interest: “ Good thing this, 
Pinkerton? Sell much of it? Ha! Couldn't use it, I 
suppose, as a medium of advertisement for my article?”— 
which was perhaps toilet soap.  Others (a still worse 
variety) carried us to neighbouring saloons to dice for 
cocktails and (after the cocktails were paid) for dollars 
on a corner of the counter.  The attraction of dice for 
all these people was, indeed, extraordinary: at a certain 
club where I once dined in the character of “my partner, 
Mr. Dodd,” the dice-box came on the table with the wine, 
an artless substitute for after-dinner wit. 
</p>
            <p>Of all our visitors, I believe I preferred Emperor 
Norton; the very mention of whose name reminds me I am 
doing scanty justice to the folks of San Francisco.  In 
what other city would a harmless madman who supposed 
himself emperor of the two Americas have been so 
fostered and encouraged? Where else would even the 
people of the streets have respected the poor soul's 
illusion? Where else would bankers and merchants have 
received his visits, cashed his cheques, and submitted 
to his small assessments? Where else would he have been 
suffered to attend and address the exhibition days of 
schools and colleges? Where else, in God's green earth, 
have taken his pick of restaurants, ransacked the bill 
of fare, and departed scatheless? They tell me he was 
even an exacting patron, threatening to withdraw his 
custom when dissatisfied; and I can believe it, for his 
face wore an expression distinctly gastronomical. 
Pinkerton had received from this monarch a cabinet 
appointment; I have seen the brevet, wondering mainly 
at the good-nature of the printer who had executed the 
forms, and I think my friend was at the head either of 
foreign affairs or education: it mattered, indeed, 
nothing, the prestation being in all offices identical. 
It was at a comparatively early date that I saw Jim in 
the exercise of his public functions.  His Majesty 
entered the office—a portly, rather flabby man, with 
the face of a gentleman, rendered unspeakably pathetic 
and absurd by the great sabre at his side and the 
peacock's feather in his hat. 
</p>
            <p>“I have called to remind you, Mr. Pinkerton, that you are 
somewhat in arrear of taxes,” he said, with old-fashioned, 
stately courtesy. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, your Majesty, what is the amount?” asked Jim; 
and, when the figure was named (it was generally two or 
three dollars), paid upon the nail and offered a bonus 
in the shape of Thirteen Star. 
</p>
            <p>“I am always delighted to patronise native industries,” 
said Norton the First.  “San Francisco is public-spirited 
in what concerns its emperor; and indeed, sir, 
of all my domains, it is my favourite city.” 
</p>
            <p>“Come,” said I, when he was gone, “I prefer that 
customer to the lot.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's really rather a distinction,” Jim admitted.  “I 
think it must have been the umbrella racket that 
attracted him.” 
</p>
            <p>We were distinguished under the rose by the notice of 
other and greater men.  There were days when Jim wore 
an air of unusual capacity and resolve, spoke with more 
brevity, like one pressed for time, and took often on 
his tongue such phrases as “Longhurst told me so this 
morning,” or “I had it straight from Longhurst 
himself.” It was no wonder, I used to think, that 
Pinkerton was called to council with such Titans; for 
the creature's quickness and resource were beyond 
praise.  In the early days when he consulted me without 
reserve, pacing the room, projecting, ciphering, 
extending hypothetical interests, trebling imaginary 
capital, his “engine” (to renew an excellent old word) 
labouring full steam ahead, I could never decide 
whether my sense of respect or entertainment were the 
stronger.  But these good hours were destined to 
curtailment. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, It's smart enough,” I once observed.  “But, 
Pinkerton, do you think it's honest?” 
</p>
            <p>“You don't think it's honest?” he wailed.  “O dear me, 
that ever I should have heard such an expression on 
your lips.” 
</p>
            <p>At sight of his distress I plagiarised unblushingly 
from Myner.  “You seem to think honesty as simple as 
Blind Man's Buff” said I.  “It's a more delicate affair 
than that: delicate as any art.” 
</p>
            <p>“O well, at that rate!” he exclaimed, with complete 
relief; “that's casuistry.” 
</p>
            <p>“I am perfectly certain of one thing; that what you 
propose is dishonest,” I returned. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, say no more about it; that's settled,” he 
replied. 
</p>
            <p>Thus, almost at a word, my point was carried.  But the 
trouble was that such differences continued to recur, 
until we began to regard each other with alarm.  If 
there were one thing Pinkerton valued himself upon, it 
was his honesty; if there were one thing he clung to, 
it was my good opinion; and when both were involved, as 
was the case in these commercial cruces, the man was on 
the rack.  My own position, if you consider how much I 
owed him, how hateful is the trade of fault-finder, and 
that yet I lived and fattened on these questionable 
operations, was perhaps equally distressing.  If I had 
been more sterling or more combative, things might have 
gone extremely far.  But, in truth, I was just base 
enough to profit by what was not forced on my 
attention, rather than seek scenes; Pinkerton quite 
cunning enough to avail himself of my weakness; and it 
was a relief to both when he began to involve his 
proceedings in a decent mystery. 
</p>
            <p>Our last dispute, which had a most unlooked-for 
consequence, turned on the refitting of condemned 
ships.  He had bought a miserable hulk, and came, 
rubbing his hands, to inform me she was already on the 
slip, under a new name, to be repaired.  When first I 
had heard of this industry I suppose I scarcely 
comprehended; but much discussion had sharpened my 
faculties, and now my brow became heavy. 
</p>
            <p>“I can be no party to that, Pinkerton,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>He leaped like a man shot.  “What next?” he cried. 
“What ails you anyway? You seem to me to dislike 
everything that's profitable.” 
</p>
            <p>“This ship has been condemned by Lloyd's agent,” said 
I. 
</p>
            <p>“But I tell you it's a deal.  The ship's in splendid 
condition; there's next to nothing wrong with her but 
the garboard streak and the sternpost.  I tell you, 
Lloyd's is a ring, like everybody else; only it's an 
English ring, and that's what deceives you.  If it was 
American, you would be crying it down all day.  It's 
Anglomania—common Anglomania,” he cried, with growing 
irritation. 
</p>
            <p>“I will not make money by risking men's lives,” was my 
ultimatum. 
</p>
            <p>“Great Caesar! isn't all speculation a risk? Isn't the 
fairest kind of shipowning to risk men's lives? And 
mining—how's that for risk? And look at the elevator 
business—there's danger if you like! Didn't I take my 
risk when I bought her? She might have been too far 
gone; and where would I have been? Loudon,” he cried, 
“I tell you the truth: you're too full of refinement 
for this world!” 
</p>
            <p>“I condemn you out of your own lips,” I replied. 
“‘The fairest kind of shipowning,’ says you. 
If you please, let us only do the fairest kind of business.” 
</p>
            <p>The shot told; the Irrepressible was silenced; and I 
profited by the chance to pour in a broadside of 
another sort.  He was all sunk in money-getting, I 
pointed out; he never dreamed of anything but dollars. 
Where were all his generous, progressive sentiments? 
Where was his culture? I asked.  And where was the 
American Type? 
</p>
            <p>“It's true, Loudon,” he cried, striding up and down the 
room, and wildly scouring at his hair.  “You're 
perfectly right.  I'm becoming materialised.  O, what a 
thing to have to say, what a confession to make! 
Materialised! Me! Loudon, this must go on no longer. 
You've been a loyal friend to me once more; give me 
your hand—you've saved me again.  I must do something 
to rouse the spiritual side; something desperate; study 
something, something dry and tough.  What shall it be? 
Theology? Algebra? What's algebra?” 
</p>
            <p>“It's dry and tough enough,” said I; “a squared + 2ab + 
b squared.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's stimulating, though?” he inquired. 
</p>
            <p>I told him I believed so, and that it was considered 
fortifying to Types. 
</p>
            <p>“Then that's the thing for me.  I'll study algebra,” he 
concluded. 
</p>
            <p>The next day, by application to one of his type-writing 
women, he got word of a young lady, one Miss Mamie 
McBride, who was willing and able to conduct him in 
these bloomless meadows; and, her circumstances being 
lean, and terms consequently moderate, he and Mamie 
were soon in agreement for two lessons in the week.  He 
took fire with unexampled rapidity; he seemed unable to 
tear himself away from the symbolic art; an hour's 
lesson occupied the whole evening; and the original two 
was soon increased to four, and then to five.  I bade 
him beware of female blandishments.  “The first thing 
you know, you'll be falling in love with the 
algebraist,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Don't say it, even in jest,” he cried.  “She's a lady 
I revere.  I could no more lay a hand upon her than I 
could upon a spirit Loudon, I don't believe God ever 
made a purer-minded woman.” 
</p>
            <p>Which appeared to me too fervent to be reassuring. 
</p>
            <p>Meanwhile I had been long expostulating with my friend 
upon a different matter.  “I'm the fifth wheel,” I kept 
telling him.  “For any use I am, I might as well be in 
Senegambia.  The letters you give me to attend to might 
be answered by a sucking child.  And I tell you what it 
is, Pinkerton; either you've got to find me some 
employment, or I'll have to start in and find it for 
myself” 
</p>
            <p>This I said with a corner of my eye in the usual 
quarter, toward the arts, little dreaming what destiny 
was to provide. 
</p>
            <p>“I've got it, Loudon,” Pinkerton at last replied. 
“Got the idea on the Potrero cars.  Found I hadn't a 
pencil, borrowed one from the conductor, and figured on it 
roughly all the way in town.  I saw it was the thing at 
last; gives you a real show.  All your talents and 
accomplishments come in.  Here's a sketch advertisement. 
Just run your eye over it.  “SUN, OZONE AND MUSIC! 
PINKERTON'S HEBDOMADARY PICNICS!” (That's a good, 
catching phrase, “hebdomadary,” though it's hard 
to say.  I made a note of it when I was looking in the 
dictionary how to spell HECTAGONAL ‘Well, you're a 
boss word,’ I said.  ‘Before you're very much 
older, I'll have you in type as long as yourself.’ 
And here it is, you see.) ‘FIVE DOLLARS A HEAD, AND 
LADIES FREE.  MONSTER OLIO OF ATTRACTIONS.’ (How 
does that strike you?) ‘FREE LUNCHEON UNDER THE 
GREENWOOD TREE.  DANCE ON THE ELASTIC SWARD.  HOME 
AGAIN IN THE BRIGHT EVENING HOURS.  MANAGER AND 
HONORARY STEWARD, H. LOUDON DODD, ESQ., THE WELL-KNOWN 
CONNOISSEUR.’” 
</p>
            <p>Singular how a man runs from Scylla to Charybdis! I was 
so intent on securing the disappearance of a single 
epithet that I accepted the rest of the advertisement 
and all that it involved without discussion.  So it 
befell that the words “well-known connoisseur” were 
deleted; but that H. Loudon Dodd became manager and 
honorary steward of Pinkerton's Hebdomadary Picnics, 
soon shortened, by popular consent, to The Dromedary. 
</p>
            <p>By eight o'clock, any Sunday morning, I was to be 
observed by an admiring public on the wharf.  The garb 
and attributes of sacrifice consisted of a black 
frockcoat, rosetted, its pockets bulging with 
sweetmeats and inferior cigars, trousers of light blue, 
a silk hat like a reflector, and a varnished wand.  A 
goodly steamer guarded my one flank, panting and 
throbbing, flags fluttering fore and aft of her, 
illustrative of the Dromedary and patriotism.  My other 
flank was covered by the ticket-office, strongly held 
by a trusty character of the Scots persuasion, rosetted 
like his superior, and smoking a cigar to mark the 
occasion festive.  At half-past, having assured myself 
that all was well with the free luncheons, I lit a 
cigar myself, and awaited the strains of the “Pioneer 
Band.” I had never to wait long—they were German and 
punctual—and by a few minutes after the half-hour I 
would hear them booming down street with a long 
military roll of drums, some score of gratuitous asses 
prancing at the head in bearskin hats and buckskin 
aprons, and conspicuous with resplendent axes.  The 
band, of course, we paid for; but so strong is the San 
Franciscan passion for public masquerade, that the 
asses (as I say) were all gratuitous, pranced for the 
love of it, and cost us nothing but their luncheon. 
</p>
            <p>The musicians formed up in the bows of my steamer, and 
struck into a skittish polka; the asses mounted guard 
upon the gangway and the ticket-office; and presently 
after, in family parties of father, mother, and 
children, in the form of duplicate lovers or in that of 
solitary youth, the public began to descend upon us by 
the carful at a time; four to six hundred perhaps, with 
a strong German flavour, and all merry as children. 
When these had been shepherded on board, and the 
inevitable belated two or three had gained the deck 
amidst the cheering of the public, the hawser was cast 
off, and we plunged into the bay. 
</p>
            <p>And now behold the honorary steward in hour of duty and 
glory; see me circulate amid crowd, radiating 
affability and laughter, liberal with my sweetmeats and 
cigars.  I say unblushing things to hobbledehoy girls, 
tell shy young persons this is the married people's 
boat, roguishly ask the abstracted if they are thinking 
of their sweethearts, offer paterfamilias a cigar, am 
struck with the beauty and grow curious about the age 
of mamma's youngest, who (I assure her gaily) will be a 
man before his mother; or perhaps it may occur to me, 
from the sensible expression of her face, that she is a 
person of good counsel, and I ask her earnestly if she 
knows any particularly pleasant place on the Saucelito 
or San Rafael coast—for the scene of our picnic is 
always supposed to be uncertain.  The next moment I am 
back at my giddy badinage with the young ladies, 
wakening laughter as I go, and leaving in my wake 
applausive comments of “Isn't Mr. Dodd a funny 
gentleman?” and “O, I think he's just too nice!” 
</p>
            <p>An hour having passed in this airy manner, I start upon 
my rounds afresh, with a bag full of coloured tickets, 
all with pins attached, and all with legible inscriptions: 
“Old Germany,” “California,” “True 
Love,” “Old Fogies,” “La Belle France,” 
“Green Erin,” “The Land of Cakes,” 
“Washington,” “Blue Jay,” “Robin 
Red-Breast”—twenty of each denomination; for 
when it comes to the luncheon we sit down by twenties. 
These are distributed with anxious tact—for, indeed, 
this is the most delicate part of my functions—but 
outwardly with reckless unconcern, amidst the gayest flutter 
and confusion; and are immediately after sported upon hats 
and bonnets, to the extreme diffusion of cordiality, 
total strangers hailing each other by “the number of 
their mess”—so we humorously name it—and the deck 
ringing with cries of, “Here, all Blue Jays to the 
rescue!” or, “I say, am I alone in this blame' ship? 
Ain't there no more Californians?” 
</p>
            <p>By this time we are drawing near to the appointed spot. 
I mount upon the bridge, the observed of all observers. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain,” I say, in clear, emphatic tones, heard far 
and wide, “the majority of the company appear to be in 
favour of the little cove beyond One-Tree Point.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right, Mr. Dodd,” responds the captain heartily; 
“all one to me.  I am not exactly sure of the place you 
mean; but just you stay here and pilot me.” 
</p>
            <p>I do, pointing with my wand.  I do pilot him, to the 
inexpressible entertainment of the picnic, for I am 
(why should I deny it?) the popular man.  We slow down 
off the mouth of a grassy valley, watered by a brook 
and set in pines and redwoods.  The anchor is let go, 
the boats are lowered—two of them already packed with 
the materials of an impromptu bar—and the Pioneer 
Band, accompanied by the resplendent asses, fill the 
other, and move shoreward to the inviting strains of 
“Buffalo Gals, won't you come out to-night?” It is a 
part of our programme that one of the asses shall, from 
sheer clumsiness, in the course of this embarkation, 
drop a dummy axe into the water, whereupon the mirth of 
the picnic can hardly be assuaged.  Upon one occasion 
the dummy axe floated, and the laugh turned rather the 
wrong way. 
</p>
            <p>In from ten to twenty minutes the boats are along-side 
again, the messes are marshalled separately on the 
deck, and the picnic goes ashore, to find the band and 
the impromptu bar awaiting them.  Then come the 
hampers, which are piled up on the beach, and 
surrounded by a stern guard of stalwart asses, axe on 
shoulder.  It is here I take my place, note-book in 
hand, under a banner bearing the legend, “Come here for 
hampers.” Each hamper contains a complete outfit for a 
separate twenty—cold provender, plates, glasses, 
knives, forks, and spoons.  An agonised printed appeal 
from the fevered pen of Pinkerton, pasted on the inside 
of the lid, beseeches that care be taken of the glass 
and silver.  Beer, wine, and lemonade are flowing 
already from the bar, and the various clans of twenty 
file away into the woods, with bottles under their arms 
and the hampers strung upon a stick.  Till one they 
feast there, in a very moderate seclusion, all being 
within earshot of the band.  From one till four dancing 
takes place upon the grass; the bar does a roaring 
business; and the honorary steward, who has already 
exhausted himself to bring life into the dullest of the 
messes, must now indefatigably dance with the plainest 
of the women.  At four a bugle-call is sounded, and by 
half-past behold us on board again—Pioneers, 
corrugated iron bar, empty bottles, and all; while the 
honorary steward, free at last, subsides into the 
captain's cabin over a brandy and soda and a book. 
Free at last, I say; yet there remains before him the 
frantic leavetakings at the pier, and a sober journey 
up to Pinkerton's office with two policemen and the 
day's takings in a bag. 
</p>
            <p>What I have here sketched was the routine.  But we 
appealed to the taste of San Francisco more distinctly 
in particular fetes.  “Ye Olde Time Pycke-Nycke,” 
largely advertised in hand-bills beginning “Oyez, 
Oyez!” and largely frequented by knights, monks, and 
cavaliers, was drowned out by unseasonable rain, and 
returned to the city one of the saddest spectacles I 
ever remember to have witnessed.  In pleasing contrast, 
and certainly our chief success, was “The Gathering of 
the Clans,” or Scottish picnic.  So many milk-white 
knees were never before simultaneously exhibited in 
public, and, to judge by the prevalence of “Royal 
Stewart” and the number of eagles' feathers, we were a 
high-born company.  I threw forward the Scottish flank 
of my own ancestry, and passed muster as a clansman 
with applause.  There was, indeed, but one small cloud 
on this red-letter day.  I had laid in a large supply 
of the national beverage in the shape of the “Rob Roy 
MacGregor O' Blend, Warranted Old and Vatted”; and this 
must certainly have been a generous spirit, for I had 
some anxious work between four and half-past, conveying 
on board the inanimate forms of chieftains. 
</p>
            <p>To one of our ordinary festivities, where he was the 
life and soul of his own mess, Pinkerton himself came 
incognito, bringing the algebraist on his arm.  Miss 
Mamie proved to be a well-enough-looking mouse, with a 
large limpid eye, very good manners, and a flow of the 
most correct expressions I have ever heard upon the 
human lip.  As Pinkerton's incognito was strict, I had 
little opportunity to cultivate the lady's 
acquaintance, but I was informed afterwards that she 
considered me “the wittiest gentleman she had ever 
met.”  “The Lord mend your taste in wit!” 
thought I; but I cannot conceal that such was the general 
impression.  One of my pleasantries even went the round 
of San Francisco, and I have heard it (myself all 
unknown) bandied in saloons.  To be unknown began at 
last to be a rare experience; a bustle woke upon my 
passage, above all, in humble neighbourhoods.  “Who's 
that?” one would ask, and the other would cry, “That! 
why, Dromedary Dodd!” or, with withering scorn, “Not 
know Mr. Dodd of the picnics? Well!” and, indeed, I 
think it marked a rather barren destiny; for our 
picnics, if a trifle vulgar, were as gay and innocent 
as the age of gold.  I am sure no people divert 
themselves so easily and so well, and even with the 
cares of my stewardship I was often happy to be there. 
</p>
            <p>Indeed, there were but two drawbacks in the least 
considerable.  The first was my terror of the 
hobble-dehoy girls, to whom (from the demands of my situation) 
I was obliged to lay myself so open.  The other, if 
less momentous, was more mortifying.  In early days—at 
my mother's knee, as a man may say—I had acquired the 
unenviable accomplishment (which I have never since 
been able to lose) of singing “Just before the Battle.” 
I have what the French call a fillet of voice—my best 
notes scarce audible about a dinner-table, and the 
upper register rather to be regarded as a higher power 
of silence.  Experts tell me, besides, that I sing 
flat; nor, if I were the best singer in the world, does 
“Just before the Battle” occur to my mature taste as 
the song that I would choose to sing.  In spite of all 
which considerations, at one picnic, memorably dull, 
and after I had exhausted every other art of pleasing, 
I gave, in desperation, my one song.  From that hour my 
doom was gone forth.  Either we had a chronic passenger 
(though I could never detect him), or the very wood and 
iron of the steamer must have retained the tradition. 
At every successive picnic word went round that Mr. 
Dodd was a singer; that Mr. Dodd sang “Just before the 
Battle”; and, finally, that now was the time when Mr. 
Dodd sang “Just before the Battle.” So that the thing 
became a fixture, like the dropping of the dummy axe; 
and you are to conceive me, Sunday after Sunday, piping 
up my lamentable ditty, and covered, when it was done, 
with gratuitous applause.  It is a beautiful trait in 
human nature that I was invariably offered an encore. 
</p>
            <p>I was well paid, however, even to sing.  Pinkerton and 
I, after an average Sunday, had five hundred dollars to 
divide.  Nay, and the picnics were the means, although 
indirectly, of bringing me a singular windfall.  This 
was at the end of the season, after the “Grand Farewell 
Fancy Dress Gala.” Many of the hampers had suffered 
severely; and it was judged wiser to save storage, 
dispose of them, and lay in a fresh stock when the 
campaign reopened.  Among my purchasers was a working 
man of the name of Speedy, to whose house, after 
several unavailing letters, I must proceed in person, 
wondering to find myself once again on the wrong side, 
and playing the creditor to some one else's debtor. 
Speedy was in the belligerent stage of fear.  He could 
not pay.  It appeared he had already resold the 
hampers, and he defied me to do my worst.  I did not 
like to lose my own money; I hated to lose Pinkerton's; 
and the bearing of my creditor incensed me. 
</p>
            <p>“Do you know, Mr. Speedy, that I can send you to the 
penitentiary?” said I, willing to read him a lesson. 
</p>
            <p>The dire expression was overheard in the next room.  A 
large, fresh, motherly Irishwoman ran forth upon the 
instant, and fell to besiege me with caresses and 
appeals.  “Sure now, and ye couldn't have the heart to 
ut, Mr. Dodd—you, that's so well known to be a 
pleasant gentleman; and it's a pleasant face ye have, 
and the picture of me own brother that's dead and gone. 
It's a truth that he's been drinking.  Ye can smell it 
off of him, more blame to him.  But, indade, and 
there's nothing in the house beyont the furnicher, and 
Thim Stock.  It's the stock that ye'll be taking, dear. 
A sore penny it has cost me, first and last, and, by 
all tales, not worth an owld tobacco-pipe.” Thus 
adjured, and somewhat embarrassed by the stern attitude 
I had adopted, I suffered myself to be invested with a 
considerable quantity of what is called “wild-cat 
stock,” in which this excellent if illogical female had 
been squandering her hard-earned gold.  It could scarce 
be said to better my position, but the step quieted the 
woman; and, on the other hand, I could not think I was 
taking much risk, for the shares in question (they were 
those of what I will call the Catamount Silver Mine) 
had fallen some time before to the bed-rock quotation, 
and now lay perfectly inert, or were only kicked (like 
other waste-paper) about the kennel of the exchange by 
bankrupt speculators. 
</p>
            <p>A month or two after I perceived by the stock-list that 
Catamount had taken a bound; before afternoon “thim 
stock” were worth a quite considerable pot of money; 
and I learned, upon inquiry, that a bonanza had been 
found in a condemned lead, and the mine was now 
expected to do wonders.  Remarkable to philosophers how 
bonanzas are found in condemned leads, and how the 
stock is always at freezing-point immediately before! 
By some stroke of chance the Speedys had held on to the 
right thing; they had escaped the syndicate; yet a 
little more, if I had not come to dun them, and Mrs. 
Speedy would have been buying a silk dress.  I could 
not bear, of course, to profit by the accident, and 
returned to offer restitution.  The house was in a 
bustle; the neighbours (all stock-gamblers themselves) 
had crowded to condole; and Mrs. Speedy sat with 
streaming tears, the centre of a sympathetic group. 
“For fifteen year I've been at ut,” she was lamenting 
as I entered, “and grudging the babes the very milk— 
more shame to me!—to pay their dhirty assessments. 
And now, my dears, I should be a lady, and driving in 
my coach, if all had their rights; and a sorrow on that 
man Dodd! As soon as I set eyes on him, I seen the 
divil was in the house.” 
</p>
            <p>It was upon these words that I made my entrance, which 
was therefore dramatic enough, though nothing to what 
followed.  For when it appeared that I was come to 
restore the lost fortune, and when Mrs. Speedy (after 
copiously weeping on my bosom) had refused the 
restitution, and when Mr. Speedy (summoned to that end 
from a camp of the Grand Army of the Republic) had 
added his refusal, and when I had insisted, and they 
had insisted, and the neighbours had applauded and 
supported each of us in turn; and when at last it was 
agreed we were to hold the stock together, and share 
the proceeds in three parts—one for me, one for Mr. 
Speedy, and one for his spouse—I will leave you to 
conceive the enthusiasm that reigned in that small, 
bare apartment, with the sewing-machine in the one 
corner, and the babes asleep in the other, and pictures 
of Garfield and the Battle of Gettysburg on the yellow 
walls.  Port-wine was had in by a sympathiser, and we 
drank it mingled with tears. 
</p>
            <p>“And I dhrink to your health, my dear,” sobbed Mrs. 
Speedy, especially affected by my gallantry in the 
matter of the third share; “and I'm sure we all dhrink 
to his health—Mr. Dodd of the picnics, no gentleman 
better known than him; and it's my prayer, dear, the 
good God may be long spared to see ye in health and 
happiness!” 
</p>
            <p>In the end I was the chief gainer; for I sold my third 
while it was worth five thousand dollars, but the 
Speedys more adventurously held on until the syndicate 
reversed the process, when they were happy to escape 
with perhaps a quarter of that sum.  It was just as 
well; for the bulk of the money was (in Pinkerton's 
phrase) reinvested; and when next I saw Mrs. Speedy, 
she was still gorgeously dressed from the proceeds of 
the late success, but was already moist with tears over 
the new catastrophe.  “We're froze out, me darlin”! All 
the money we had, dear, and the sewing-machine, and 
Jim's uniform, was in the Golden West; and the vipers 
has put on a new assessment.” 
</p>
            <p>By the end of the year, therefore, this is how I stood. 
I had made 
</p>
            <p>By Catamount Silver Mine.......... $5,000 
By the picnics....................  3,000 
By the lecture....................    600 
By profit and loss on capital in 
Pinkerton's business.........  1,350 
—— 
$9,950 
to which must be added 
</p>
            <p>What remained of my grandfather's 
donation.....................  8,500 
—— 
$18,450 
</p>
            <p>It appears, on the other hand, that 
</p>
            <p>I had spent.......................  4,000 
—— 
Which thus left me to the good... $14,450 
</p>
            <p>a result on which I am not ashamed to say I looked with 
gratitude and pride.  Some eight thousand (being late 
conquest) was liquid and actually tractile in the bank; 
the rest whirled beyond reach and even sight (save in 
the mirror of a balance-sheet) under the compelling 
spell of wizard Pinkerton.  Dollars of mine were 
tacking off the shores of Mexico, in peril of the deep 
and the guarda-costas; they rang on saloon counters in 
the city of Tombstone, Arizona; they shone in faro-tents 
among the mountain diggings; the imagination 
flagged in following them, so wide were they diffused, 
so briskly they span to the turning of the wizard's 
crank.  But here, there, or everywhere I could still 
tell myself it was all mine, and—what was more 
convincing—draw substantial dividends.  My fortune, I 
called it; and it represented, when expressed in 
dollars, or even British pounds, an honest pot of 
money; when extended into francs, a veritable fortune. 
Perhaps I have let the cat out of the bag; perhaps you 
see already where my hopes were pointing, and begin to 
blame my inconsistency.  But I must first tell you my 
excuse, and the change that had befallen Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>About a week after the picnic to which he escorted 
Mamie, Pinkerton avowed the state of his affections. 
From what I had observed on board the steamer—where, 
methought, Mamie waited on him with her limpid eyes—I 
encouraged the bashful lover to proceed; and the very 
next evening he was carrying me to call on his 
affianced. 
</p>
            <p>“You must befriend her, Loudon, as you have always 
befriended me,” he said pathetically. 
</p>
            <p>“By saying disagreeable things? I doubt if that be the 
way to a young lady's favour,” I replied; “and since 
this picnicking I begin to be a man of some experience.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, you do nobly there; I can't describe how I admire 
you,” he cried.  “Not that she will ever need it; she 
has had every advantage.  God knows what I have done to 
deserve her.  O man, what a responsibility this is for 
a rough fellow and not always truthful!” 
</p>
            <p>“Brace up, old man—brace up!” said I. 
</p>
            <p>But when we reached Mamie's boarding-house, it was 
almost with tears that he presented me.  “Here is 
Loudon, Mamie,” were his words.  “I want you to love 
him; he has a grand nature.” 
</p>
            <p>“You are certainly no stranger to me, Mr. Dodd,” was 
her gracious expression.  “James is never weary of 
descanting on your goodness.” 
</p>
            <p>“My dear lady,” said I, “when you know our friend a 
little better, you will make a large allowance for his 
warm heart.  My goodness has consisted in allowing him 
to feed and clothe and toil for me when he could ill 
afford it.  If I am now alive, it is to him I owe it; 
no man had a kinder friend.  You must take good care of 
him,” I added, laying my hand on his shoulder, “and 
keep him in good order, for he needs it.” 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton was much affected by this speech, and so, I 
fear, was Mamie.  I admit it was a tactless 
performance.  “When you know our friend a little 
better,” was not happily said; and even “keep him in 
good order, for he needs it,” might be construed into 
matter of offence.  But I lay it before you in all 
confidence of your acquittal: was the general tone of 
it “patronising”? Even if such was the verdict of the 
lady, I cannot but suppose the blame was neither wholly 
hers nor wholly mine; I cannot but suppose that 
Pinkerton had already sickened the poor woman of my 
very name; so that if I had come with the songs of 
Apollo, she must still have been disgusted. 
</p>
            <p>Here, however, were two finger-posts to Paris—Jim was 
going to be married, and so had the less need of my 
society; I had not pleased his bride, and so was, 
perhaps, better absent.  Late one evening I broached 
the idea to my friend.  It had been a great day for me; 
I had just banked my five thousand Catamountain 
dollars; and as Jim had refused to lay a finger on the 
stock, risk and profit were both wholly mine, and I was 
celebrating the event with stout and crackers.  I began 
by telling him that if it caused him any pain or any 
anxiety about his affairs, he had but to say the word, 
and he should hear no more of my proposal.  He was the 
truest and best friend I ever had, or was ever like to 
have; and it would be a strange thing if I refused him 
any favour he was sure he wanted.  At the same time I 
wished him to be sure; for my life was wasting in my 
hands.  I was like one from home: all my true interests 
summoned me away.  I must remind him, besides, that he 
was now about to marry and assume new interests, and 
that our extreme familiarity might be even painful to 
his wife.  “O no, Loudon; I feel you are wrong there,” 
he interjected warmly; “she DOES appreciate your 
nature.” “So much the better, then,” I continued; and 
went on to point out that our separation need not be 
for long; that, in the way affairs were going, he might 
join me in two years with a fortune—small, indeed, for 
the States, but in France almost conspicuous; that we 
might unite our resources, and have one house in Paris 
for the winter and a second near Fontainebleau for 
summer, where we could be as happy as the day was long, 
and bring up little Pinkertons as practical artistic 
workmen, far from the money-hunger of the West.  “Let 
me go, then,” I concluded; “not as a deserter, but as 
the vanguard, to lead the march of the Pinkerton men.” 
</p>
            <p>So I argued and pleaded, not without emotion; my friend 
sitting opposite, resting his chin upon his hand and 
(but for that single interjection) silent.  “I have 
been looking for this, Loudon,” said he, when I had 
done.  “It does pain me, and that's the fact—I'm so 
miserably selfish.  And I believe it's a death-blow to 
the picnics; for it's idle to deny that you were the 
heart and soul of them with your wand and your gallant 
bearing, and wit and humour and chivalry, and throwing 
that kind of society atmosphere about the thing.  But, 
for all that, you're right, and you ought to go.  You 
may count on forty dollars a week; and if Depew City— 
one of nature's centres for this State—pan out the 
least as I expect, it may be double.  But it's forty 
dollars anyway; and to think that two years ago you 
were almost reduced to beggary!” 
</p>
            <p>“I WAS reduced to it,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, the brutes gave you nothing, and I'm glad of it 
now!” cried Jim.  “It's the triumphant return I glory 
in! Think of the master, and that cold-blooded Myner 
too! Yes, just let the Depew City boom get on its legs, 
and you shall go; and two years later, day for day, 
I'll shake hands with you in Paris, with Mamie on my 
arm, God bless her!” 
</p>
            <p>We talked in this vein far into the night.  I was 
myself so exultant in my new-found liberty, and 
Pinkerton so proud of my triumph, so happy in my 
happiness, in so warm a glow about the gallant little 
woman of his choice, and the very room so filled with 
castles in the air and cottages at Fontainebleau, that 
it was little wonder if sleep fled our eyelids, and 
three had followed two upon the office-clock before 
Pinkerton unfolded the mechanism of his patent sofa. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c8" type="chapter">
            <head>VIII — FACES ON THE CITY FRONT</head>
            <p>IT is very much the custom to view life as if it were 
exactly ruled in two, like sleep and waking—the 
provinces of play and business standing separate.  The 
business side of my career in San Francisco has been 
now disposed of; I approach the chapter of diversion; 
and it will be found they had about an equal share in 
building up the story of the Wrecker—a gentleman whose 
appearance may be presently expected. 
</p>
            <p>With all my occupations, some six afternoons and two or 
three odd evenings remained at my disposal every week: 
a circumstance the more agreeable as I was a stranger 
in a city singularly picturesque.  From what I had once 
called myself, “The Amateur Parisian,” I grew (or 
declined) into a water-side prowler, a lingerer on 
wharves, a frequenter of shy neighbourhoods, a scraper 
of acquaintance with eccentric characters.  I visited 
Chinese and Mexican gambling-hells, German secret 
societies, sailors' boarding-houses, and “dives” of 
every complexion of the disreputable and dangerous.  I 
have seen greasy Mexican hands pinned to the table with 
a knife for cheating, seamen (when blood-money ran 
high) knocked down upon the public street and carried 
insensible on board short-handed ships, shots 
exchanged, and the smoke (and the company) dispersing 
from the doors of the saloon.  I have heard cold-minded 
Polacks debate upon the readiest method of burning San 
Francisco to the ground, hot-headed working men and 
women bawl and swear in the tribune at the Sandlot, and 
Kearney himself open his subscription for a gallows, 
name the manufacturers who were to grace it with their 
dangling bodies, and read aloud to the delighted 
multitude a telegram of adhesion from a member of the 
State legislature: all which preparations of 
proletarian war were (in a moment) breathed upon and 
abolished by the mere name and fame of Mr. Coleman. 
That lion of the Vigilantes had but to rouse himself 
and shake his ears, and the whole brawling mob was 
silenced.  I could not but reflect what a strange 
manner of man this was, to be living unremarked there 
as a private merchant, and to be so feared by a whole 
city; and if I was disappointed, in my character of 
looker-on, to have the matter end ingloriously without 
the firing of a shot or the hanging of a single 
millionaire, philosophy tried to tell me that this 
sight was truly the more picturesque.  In a thousand 
towns and different epochs I might have had occasion to 
behold the cowardice and carnage of street-fighting; 
where else, but only there and then, could I have 
enjoyed a view of Coleman (the intermittent despot) 
walking meditatively up hill in a quiet part of town, 
with a very rolling gait, and slapping gently his great 
thigh? 
</p>
            <p>MINORA CANAMUS.  This historic figure stalks 
silently through a corner of the San Francisco of my 
memory.  The rest is bric-a-brac, the reminiscences of 
a vagrant sketcher.  My delight was much in slums. 
“Little Italy” was a haunt of mine.  There I would look 
in at the windows of small eating-shops transported 
bodily from Genoa or Naples, with their macaroni, and 
chianti flasks, and portraits of Garibaldi, and 
coloured political caricatures; or (entering in) hold 
high debate with some ear-ringed fisher of the bay as 
to the designs of “Mr. Owstria” and “Mr. Rooshia.” I 
was often to be observed (had there been any to observe 
me) in that dis-peopled, hill-side solitude of “Little 
Mexico,” with its crazy wooden houses, endless crazy 
wooden stairs, and perilous mountain-goat paths in the 
sand.  Chinatown by a thousand eccentricities drew and 
held me; I could never have enough of its ambiguous, 
inter-racial atmosphere, as of a vitalised museum; never 
wonder enough at its outlandish, necromantic-looking 
vegetables set forth to sell in commonplace 
American shop-windows, its temple-doors open and the 
scent of the joss-stick streaming forth on the American 
air, its kites of Oriental fashion hanging fouled in 
Western telegraph-wires, its flights of paper prayers 
which the trade-wind hunts and dissipates along Western 
gutters.  I was a frequent wanderer on North Beach, 
gazing at the straits, and the huge Cape Horners 
creeping out to sea, and imminent Tamalpais.  Thence, 
on my homeward way, I might visit that strange and 
filthy shed, earth-paved and walled with the cages of 
wild animals and birds, where at a ramshackle counter, 
amid the yells of monkeys and a poignant atmosphere of 
menagerie, forty-rod whisky was administered by a 
proprietor as dirty as his beasts.  Nor did I even 
neglect Nob Hill, which is itself a kind of slum, being 
the habitat of the mere millionaire.  There they dwell 
upon the hill-top, high raised above man's clamour, and 
the trade-wind blows between their palaces about 
deserted streets. 
</p>
            <p>But San Francisco is not herself only.  She is not only 
the most interesting city in the Union, and the hugest 
smelting-pot of races and the precious metals.  She 
keeps, besides, the doors of the Pacific, and is the 
port of entry to another world and an earlier epoch in 
man's history.  Nowhere else shall you observe (in the 
ancient phrase) so many tall ships as here convene from 
round the Horn, from China, from Sydney, and the Indies. 
But, scarce remarked amid that crowd of deep-sea giants, 
another class of craft, the Island schooner, 
circulates—low in the water, with lofty spars and 
dainty lines, rigged and fashioned like a yacht, manned 
with brown-skinned, soft-spoken, sweet-eyed native 
sailors, and equipped with their great double-ender boats 
that tell a tale of boisterous sea-beaches.  These steal 
out and in again, unnoted by the world or even the 
newspaper press, save for the line in the clearing column, 
“Schooner So-and-so for Yap and South Sea 
Islands”—steal out with nondescript cargoes of 
tinned salmon, gin, bolts of gaudy cotton stuff, women's 
hats, and Waterbury watches, to return, after a year, 
piled as high as to the eaves of the house with copra, or 
wallowing deep with the shells of the tortoise or the 
pearl oyster.  To me, in my character of the Amateur 
Parisian, this island traffic, and even the island world, 
were beyond the bounds of curiosity, and how much more of 
knowledge? I stood there on the extreme shore of the West 
and of to-day.  Seventeen hundred years ago, and seven 
thousand miles to the east, a legionary stood, perhaps, 
upon the wall of Antoninus, and looked northward toward 
the mountains of the Picts.  For all the interval of time 
and space, I, when I looked from the cliff-house on the broad 
Pacific, was that man's heir and analogue: each of us 
standing on the verge of the Roman Empire (or, as we now 
call it, Western civilisation), each of us gazing onward 
into zones unromanised.  But I was dull.  I looked rather 
backward, keeping a kind eye on Paris; and it required a 
series of converging incidents to change my attitude of 
nonchalance for one of interest, and even longing, which 
I little dreamed that I should live to gratify. 
</p>
            <p>The first of these incidents brought me in acquaintance 
with a certain San Francisco character, who had 
something of a name beyond the limits of the city, and 
was known to many lovers of good English.  I had 
discovered a new slum, a place of precarious sandy 
cliffs, deep sandy cuttings, solitary ancient houses, 
and the butt-ends of streets.  It was already 
environed.  The ranks of the street-lamps threaded it 
unbroken.  The city, upon all sides of it, was tightly 
packed, and growled with traffic.  To-day, I do not 
doubt the very landmarks are all swept away; but it 
offered then, within narrow limits, a delightful peace, 
and (in the morning, when I chiefly went there) a 
seclusion almost rural.  On a steep sandhill in this 
neighbourhood toppled, on the most insecure foundation, 
a certain row of houses, each with a bit of garden, and 
all (I have to presume) inhabited.  Thither I used to 
mount by a crumbling footpath, and in front of the last 
of the houses would sit down to sketch. 
</p>
            <p>The very first day I saw I was observed out of the 
ground-floor window by a youngish, good-looking fellow, 
prematurely bald, and with an expression both lively 
and engaging.  The second, as we were still the only 
figures in the landscape, it was no more than natural 
that we should nod.  The third he came out fairly from 
his intrenchments, praised my sketch, and with the 
IMPROMPTU cordiality of artists carried me into his 
apartment; where I sat presently in the midst of a 
museum of strange objects—paddles, and battle-clubs, 
and baskets, rough-hewn stone images, ornaments of 
threaded shell, cocoa-nut bowls, snowy cocoa-nut 
plumes—evidences and examples of another earth, 
another climate, another race, and another (if a ruder) 
culture.  Nor did these objects lack a fitting 
commentary in the conversation of my new acquaintance. 
Doubtless you have read his book.  You know already how 
he tramped and starved, and had so fine a profit of 
living in his days among the islands; and meeting him 
as I did, one artist with another, after months of 
offices and picnics, you can imagine with what charm he 
would speak, and with what pleasure I would hear.  It 
was in such talks, which we were both eager to repeat, 
that I first heard the names—first fell under the 
spell—of the islands; and it was from one of the first 
of them that I returned (a happy man) with “Omoo” under 
one arm, and my friend's own adventures under the 
other. 
</p>
            <p>The second incident was more dramatic, and had, 
besides, a bearing on my future.  I was standing one 
day near a boat-landing under Telegraph Hill.  A large 
barque, perhaps of eighteen hundred tons, was coming 
more than usually close about the point to reach her 
moorings; and I was observing her with languid 
inattention, when I observed two men to stride across 
the bulwarks, drop into a shore boat, and, violently 
dispossessing the boatman of his oars, pull toward the 
landing where I stood.  In a surprisingly short time 
they came tearing up the steps, and I could see that 
both were too well dressed to be foremast hands—the 
first even with research, and both, and specially the 
first, appeared under the empire of some strong 
emotion. 
</p>
            <p>“Nearest police office!” cried the leader. 
</p>
            <p>“This way,” said I, immediately falling in with their 
precipitate pace.  “What's wrong? What ship is that?” 
</p>
            <p>“That's the GLEANER,” he replied.  “I am chief 
officer, this gentleman's third, and we've to get in 
our depositions before the crew.  You see, they might 
corral us with the captain, and that's no kind of berth 
for me.  I've sailed with some hard cases in my time, 
and seen pins flying like sand on a squally day—but 
never a match to our old man.  It never let up from the 
Hook to the Farallones, and the last man was dropped 
not sixteen hours ago.  Packet rats our men were, and 
as tough a crowd as ever sand-bagged a man's head in; 
but they looked sick enough when the captain started in 
with his fancy shooting.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, he's done up,” observed the other.  “He won't go to 
sea no more.” 
</p>
            <p>“You make me tired,” retorted his superior.  “If he 
gets ashore in one piece, and isn't lynched in the next 
ten minutes, he'll do yet.  The owners have a longer 
memory than the public, they'll stand by him; they 
don't find as smart a captain every day in the year.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, he's a son of a gun of a fine captain; there ain't 
no doubt of that,” concurred the other heartily.  “Why, 
I don't suppose there's been no wages paid aboard that 
GLEANER for three trips.” 
</p>
            <p>“No wages?” I exclaimed, for I was still a novice in 
maritime affairs. 
</p>
            <p>“Not to sailor-men before the mast,” agreed the mate. 
“Men cleared out; wasn't the soft job they maybe took 
it for.  She isn't the first ship that never paid 
wages.” 
</p>
            <p>I could not but observe that our pace was progressively 
relaxing; and, indeed, I have often wondered since 
whether the hurry of the start were not intended for 
the gallery alone.  Certain it is, at least, that when 
we had reached the police office, and the mates had 
made their deposition, and told their horrid tale of 
five men murdered—some with savage passion, some with 
cold brutality—between Sandy Hook and San Francisco, 
the police were despatched in time to be too late. 
Before we arrived the ruffian had slipped out upon the 
dock, and mingled with the crowd, and found a refuge in 
the house of an acquaintance; and the ship was only 
tenanted by his late victims.  Well for him that he had 
been thus speedy; for when word began to go abroad 
among the shore-side characters, when the last victim 
was carried by to the hospital, when those who had 
escaped (as by miracle) from that floating shambles 
began to circulate and show their wounds in the crowd, 
it was strange to witness the agitation that seized and 
shook that portion of the city.  Men shed tears in 
public; bosses of lodging-houses, long inured to 
brutality—and, above all, brutality to sailors—shook 
their fists at heaven.  If hands could have been laid 
on the captain of the GLEANER, his shrift would 
have been short.  That night (so gossip reports) he was 
headed up in a barrel and smuggled across the bay.  In 
two ships already he had braved the penitentiary and 
the gallows; and yet, by last accounts, he now commands 
another on the Western Ocean. 
</p>
            <p>As I have said, I was never quite certain whether Mr. 
Nares (the mate) did not intend that his superior 
should escape.  It would have been like his preference 
of loyalty to law; it would have been like his 
prejudice, which was all in favour of the after-guard. 
But it must remain a matter of conjecture only.  Well 
as I came to know him in the sequel, he was never 
communicative on that point—nor, indeed, on any that 
concerned the voyage of the GLEANER.  Doubtless he 
had some reason for his reticence.  Even during our 
walk to the police office he debated several times with 
Johnson, the third officer, whether he ought not to 
give up himself, as well as to denounce the captain. 
He had decided in the negative, arguing that “it would 
probably come to nothing; and even if there was a 
stink, he had plenty good friends in San Francisco.” 
And to nothing it came; though it must have very nearly 
come to something, for Mr. Nares disappeared 
immediately from view, and was scarce less closely 
hidden than his captain. 
</p>
            <p>Johnson, on the other hand, I often met.  I could never 
learn this man's country; and though he himself claimed 
to be American, neither his English nor his education 
warranted the claim.  In all likelihood he was of 
Scandinavian birth and blood, long pickled in the 
forecastles of English and American ships.  It is 
possible that, like so many of his race in similar 
positions, he had already lost his native tongue.  In 
mind, at least, he was quite denationalised; thought 
only in English—to call it so; and though by nature 
one of the mildest, kindest, and most feebly playful of 
mankind, he had been so long accustomed to the cruelty 
of sea discipline that his stories (told perhaps with a 
giggle) would sometimes turn me chill.  In appearance 
he was tall, light of weight, bold and high-bred of 
feature, dusky-haired, and with a face of a clean even 
brown—the ornament of outdoor men.  Seated in a chair, 
you might have passed him off for a baronet or a 
military officer; but let him rise, and it was 
Fo'c's'le Jack that came rolling toward you, crab-like; 
let him but open his lips, and it was Fo'c's'le Jack 
that piped and drawled his ungrammatical gibberish.  He 
had sailed (among other places) much among the islands; 
and after a Cape Horn passage with its snow-squalls and 
its frozen sheets, he announced his intention of 
“taking a turn among them Kanakas.” I thought I should 
have lost him soon; but, according to the unwritten 
usage of mariners, he had first to dissipate his wages. 
“Guess I'll have to paint this town red,” was his 
hyperbolical expression; for sure no man ever embarked 
upon a milder course of dissipation, most of his days 
being passed in the little parlour behind Black Tom's 
public-house, with a select corps of old particular 
acquaintances, all from the South Seas, and all patrons 
of a long yarn, a short pipe, and glasses round. 
</p>
            <p>Black Tom's, to the front, presented the appearance of 
a fourth-rate saloon, devoted to Kanaka seamen, dirt, 
negrohead tobacco, bad cigars, worse gin, and guitars 
and banjos in a state of decline.  The proprietor, a 
powerful coloured man, was at once a publican, a ward 
politician, leader of some brigade of “lambs” or 
“smashers,” at the wind of whose clubs the party bosses 
and the mayor were supposed to tremble, and (what hurt 
nothing) an active and reliable crimp.  His front 
quarters, then, were noisy, disreputable, and not even 
safe.  I have seen worse-frequented saloons where there 
were fewer scandals; for Tom was often drunk himself: 
and there is no doubt the Lambs must have been a useful 
body, or the place would have been closed.  I remember 
one day, not long before an election, seeing a blind 
man, very well dressed, led up to the counter and 
remain a long while in consultation with the negro. 
The pair looked so ill-assorted, and the awe with which 
the drinkers fell back and left them in the midst of an 
IMPROMPTU privacy was so unusual in such a place, 
that I turned to my next neighbour with a question.  He 
told me the blind man was a distinguished party boss, 
called by some the King of San Francisco, but perhaps 
better known by his picturesque Chinese nickname of the 
Blind White Devil.  “The Lambs must be wanted pretty 
bad, I guess,” my informant added.  I have here a 
sketch of the Blind White Devil leaning on the counter; 
on the next page, and taken the same hour, a jotting of 
Black Tom threatening a whole crowd of customers with a 
long Smith and Wesson—to such heights and depths we 
rose and fell in the front parts of the saloon! 
</p>
            <p>Meanwhile, away in the back quarters, sat the small 
informal South Sea club, talking of another world, and 
surely of a different century.  Old schooner captains 
they were, old South Sea traders, cooks, and mates; 
fine creatures, softened by residence among a softer 
race: full men besides, though not by reading, but by 
strange experience; and for days together I could hear 
their yarns with an unfading pleasure.  All had, 
indeed, some touch of the poetic; for the beach-comber, 
when not a mere ruffian, is the poor relation of the 
artist.  Even through Johnson's inarticulate speech, 
his “O yes, there ain't no harm in them Kanakas,” or “O 
yes, that's a son of a gun of a fine island, 
mountainious right down; I didn't never ought to have 
left that island,” there pierced a certain gusto of 
appreciation; and some of the rest were master-talkers. 
From their long tales, their traits of character and 
unpremeditated landscape, there began to piece itself 
together in my head some image of the islands and the 
island life; precipitous shores, spired mountaintops, 
the deep shade of hanging forests, the unresting surf 
upon the reef, and the unending peace of the lagoon; 
sun, moon, and stars of an imperial brightness; man 
moving in these scenes scarce fallen, and woman 
lovelier than Eve; the primal curse abrogated, the bed 
made ready for the stranger, life set to perpetual 
music, and the guest welcomed, the boat urged, and the 
long night beguiled with poetry and choral song.  A man 
must have been an unsuccessful artist; he must have 
starved on the streets of Paris; he must have been 
yoked to a commercial force like Pinkerton, before he 
can conceive the longings that at times assailed me. 
The draughty, rowdy city of San Francisco, the bustling 
office where my friend Jim paced like a caged lion 
daily between ten and four, even (at times) the 
retrospect of Paris, faded in comparison.  Many a man 
less tempted would have thrown up all to realise his 
visions; but I was by nature unadventurous and 
uninitiative; to divert me from all former paths and 
send me cruising through the isles of paradise, some 
force external to myself must be exerted; Destiny 
herself must use the fitting wedge; and, little as I 
deemed it, that tool was already in her hand of brass. 
</p>
            <p>I sat, one afternoon, in the corner of a great, glassy, 
silvered saloon, a free lunch at my one elbow, at the 
other a “conscientious nude” from the brush of local 
talent; when, with the tramp of feet and a sudden buzz 
of voices, the swing-doors were flung broadly open, and 
the place carried as by storm.  The crowd which thus 
entered (mostly seafaring men, and all prodigiously 
excited) contained a sort of kernel or general centre 
of interest, which the rest merely surrounded and 
advertised, as children in the Old World surround and 
escort the Punch-and-Judy man; the word went round the 
bar like wildfire that these were Captain Trent and the 
survivors of the British brig FLYING SCUD, picked 
up by a British war-ship on Midway Island, arrived that 
morning in San Francisco Bay, and now fresh from making 
the necessary declarations.  Presently I had a good 
sight of them; four brown, seamanlike fellows, standing 
by the counter, glass in hand, the centre of a score of 
questioners.  One was a Kanaka—the cook, I was 
informed; one carried a cage with a canary, which 
occasionally trilled into thin song; one had his left 
arm in a sling, and looked gentleman-like and somewhat 
sickly, as though the injury had been severe and he was 
scarce recovered; and the captain himself—a red-faced, 
blue-eyed, thickset man of five-and-forty—wore a 
bandage on his right hand.  The incident struck me; I 
was struck particularly to see captain, cook, and 
foremost hands walking the street and visiting saloons 
in company; and, as when anything impressed me, I got 
my sketch-book out, and began to steal a sketch of the 
four castaways.  The crowd, sympathising with my 
design, made a clear lane across the room; and I was 
thus enabled, all unobserved myself, to observe with a 
still growing closeness the face and the demeanour of 
Captain Trent. 
</p>
            <p>Warmed by whisky and encouraged by the eagerness of the 
bystanders, that gentleman was now rehearsing the 
history of his misfortune.  It was but scraps that 
reached me: how he “filled her on the starboard tack,” 
and how “it came up sudden out of the nor'-nor'-west,” 
and “there she was, high and dry.” Sometimes he would 
appeal to one of the men—“That was how it was, 
Jack?”—and the man would reply, “That was the 
way of it, 
Captain Trent.” Lastly, he started a fresh tide of 
popular sympathy by enunciating the sentiment, “Damn 
all these Admiralty Charts, and that's what I say!” 
From the nodding of heads and the murmurs of assent 
that followed, I could see that Captain Trent had 
established himself in the public mind as a gentleman 
and a thorough navigator: about which period, my sketch 
of the four men and the canary-bird being finished, and 
all (especially the canary-bird) excellent likenesses, 
I buckled up my book and slipped from the saloon. 
</p>
            <p>Little did I suppose that I was leaving Act I.  Scene 1 
of the drama of my life; and yet the scene—or rather 
the captain's face—lingered for some time in my 
memory.  I was no prophet, as I say; but I was 
something else—I was an observer; and one thing I 
knew—I knew when a man was terrified.  Captain Trent, 
of the British brig FLYING SCUD, had been glib; he 
had been ready; he had been loud; but in his blue eyes 
I could detect the chill, and in the lines of his 
countenance spy the agitation, of perpetual terror. 
Was he trembling for his certificate? In my judgment it 
was some livelier kind of fear that thrilled in the 
man's marrow as he turned to drink.  Was it the result 
of recent shock, and had he not yet recovered the 
disaster to his brig? I remembered how a friend of mine 
had been in a railway accident, and shook and started 
for a month; and although Captain Trent of the 
FLYING SCUD had none of the appearance of a nervous 
man, I told myself, with incomplete conviction, that 
his must be a similar case. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c9" type="chapter">
            <head>IX — THE WRECK OF THE “FLYING SCUD”</head>
            <p>THE next morning I found Pinkerton, who had risen 
before me, seated at our usual table, and deep in the 
perusal of what I will call the DAILY OCCIDENTAL. 
This was a paper (I know not if it be so still) that 
stood out alone among its brethren in the West.  The 
others, down to their smallest item, were defaced with 
capitals, head-lines, alliterations, swaggering 
misquotations, and the shoddy picturesque and 
unpathetic pathos of the Harry Millers: the 
OCCIDENTAL alone appeared to be written by a dull, 
sane, Christian gentleman, singly desirous of 
communicating knowledge.  It had not only this merit— 
which endeared it to me—but was admittedly the best 
informed on business matters, which attracted 
Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“Loudon,” said he, looking up from the journal, “you 
sometimes think I have too many irons in the fire.  My 
notion, on the other hand, is, when you see a dollar 
lying, pick it up! Well, here I've tumbled over a whole 
pile of 'em on a reef in the middle of the Pacific.” 
</p>
            <p>“Why, Jim, you miserable fellow!” I exclaimed; haven't 
we Depew City, one of God's green centres for this 
State? haven't we—” 
</p>
            <p>“Just listen to this,” interrupted Jim.  “It's 
miserable copy; these OCCIDENTAL reporter fellows 
have no fire; but the facts are right enough, I guess.” 
And he began to read:— 
</p>
            <p>WRECK OF THE BRITISH BRIG “FLYING SCUD.” 
</p>
            <p>H.B.M.S.  TEMPEST, which arrived yesterday at this 
port, brings Captain Trent and four men of the British 
brig FLYING SCUD, cast away February 12th on Midway 
Island, and most providentially rescued the next day. 
The FLYING SCUD was of 200 tons burthen, owned in 
London, and has been out nearly two years tramping. 
Captain Trent left Hong Kong December 8th, bound for 
this port in rice and a small mixed cargo of silks, 
teas, and China notions, the whole valued at $10,000, 
fully covered by insurance.  The log shows plenty of 
fine weather, with light airs, calms, and squalls.  In 
lat. 28 N., long. 177 W., his water going rotten, and 
misled by Hoyt's NORTH PACIFIC DIRECTORY, which 
informed him there was a coaling station on the island, 
Captain Trent put in to Midway Island.  He found it a 
literal sandbank, surrounded by a coral reef, mostly 
submerged.  Birds were very plenty, there was good fish 
in the lagoon, but no firewood; and the water, which 
could be obtained by digging, brackish.  He found good 
holding-ground off the north end of the larger bank in 
fifteen fathoms water; bottom sandy, with coral 
patches.  Here he was detained seven days by a calm, 
the crew suffering severely from the water, which was 
gone quite bad; and it was only on the evening of the 
12th that a little wind sprang up, coming puffy out of 
N.N.E.  Late as it was, Captain Trent immediately 
weighed anchor and attempted to get out.  While the 
vessel was beating up to the passage, the wind took a 
sudden lull, and then veered squally into N., and even 
N.N.W., driving the brig ashore on the sand at about 
twenty minutes before six o'clock.  John Wallen, a 
native of Finland, and Charles Holdorsen, a native of 
Sweden, were drowned alongside, in attempting to lower 
a boat, neither being able to swim, the squall very 
dark, and the noise of the breakers drowning 
everything.  At the same time John Brown, another of 
the crew, had his arm broken by the falls.  Captain 
Trent further informed the OCCIDENTAL reporter that 
the brig struck heavily at first bows on, he supposes 
upon coral; that she then drove over the obstacle, and 
now lies in sand, much down by the head, and with a 
list to starboard.  In the first collision she must 
have sustained some damage, as she was making water 
forward.  The rice will probably be all destroyed: but 
the more valuable part of the cargo is fortunately in 
the after-hold.  Captain Trent was preparing his 
long-boat for sea, when the providential arrival of the 
TEMPEST, pursuant to Admiralty orders to call at 
islands in her course for castaways, saved the gallant 
captain from all further danger.  It is scarcely 
necessary to add that both the officers and men of the 
unfortunate vessel speak in high terms of the kindness 
they received on board the man-of-war.  We print a list 
of the survivors: Jacob Trent, master, of Hull, 
England; Elias Goddedaal, mate, native of 
Christiansand, Sweden; Ah Wing, cook, native of Sana, 
China; John Brown, native of Glasgow, Scotland; John 
Hardy, native of London, England.  The FLYING SCUD 
is ten years old, and this morning will be sold as she 
stands, by order of Lloyd's agent, at public auction, 
for the benefit of the underwriters.  The auction will 
take place in the Merchants” Exchange at ten o'clock. 
</p>
            <p>FURTHER PARTICULARS.—Later in the afternoon the 
occidental reporter found Lieutenant Sebright, first 
officer of H.B.M.S. TEMPEST, at the Palace Hotel. 
The gallant officer was somewhat pressed for time, but 
confirmed the account given by Captain Trent in all 
particulars.  He added that the FLYING SCUD is in 
an excellent berth, and, except in the highly 
improbable event of a heavy N.W. gale, might last until 
next winter. 
</p>
            <p>“You will never know anything of literature,” said I, 
when Jim had finished.  “That is a good, honest, plain 
piece of work, and tells the story clearly.  I see only 
one mistake: the cook is not a Chinaman; he is a 
Kanaka, and, I think, a Hawaiian.” 
</p>
            <p>“Why, how do you know that?” asked Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“I saw the whole gang yesterday in a saloon,” said I. 
“I even heard the tale, or might have heard it, from 
Captain Trent himself, who struck me as thirsty and 
nervous.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, that's neither here nor there,” cried Pinkerton; 
“the point is, how about these dollars lying on a 
reef?” 
</p>
            <p>“Will it pay?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Pay like a sugar trust!” exclaimed Pinkerton.  “Don't 
you see what this British officer says about the 
safety? Don't you see the cargo's valued at ten 
thousand? Schooners are begging just now; I can get my 
pick of them at two hundred and fifty a month; and how 
does that foot up? It looks like three hundred per 
cent. to me.” 
</p>
            <p>“You forget,” I objected, “the captain himself declares 
the rice is damaged.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's a point, I know,” admitted Jim.  “But the rice 
is the sluggish article, anyway; it's little more 
account than ballast; it's the tea and silks that I 
look to: all we have to find is the proportion, and one 
look at the manifest will settle that.  I've rung up 
Lloyd's on purpose; the captain is to meet me there in 
an hour, and then I'll be as posted on that brig as if 
I built her.  Besides, you've no idea what pickings 
there are about a wreck—copper, lead, rigging, 
anchors, chains, even the crockery, Loudon!” 
</p>
            <p>“You seem to me to forget one trifle,” said I.  “Before 
you pick that wreck you've got to buy her, and how much 
will she cost?” 
</p>
            <p>“One hundred dollars,” replied Jim, with the 
promptitude of an automaton. 
</p>
            <p>“How on earth do you guess that?” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't guess; I know it,” answered the Commercial 
Force.  “My dear boy, I may be a galoot about 
literature, but you'll always be an outsider in 
business.  How do you suppose I bought the JAMES L. 
MOODY for two hundred and fifty, her boats alone worth 
four times the money? Because my name stood first in 
the list Well, it stands there again; I have the naming 
of the figure, and I name a small one because of the 
distance: but it wouldn't matter what I named; that 
would be the price.” 
</p>
            <p>“It sounds mysterious enough,” said I.  “Is this public 
auction conducted in a subterranean vault? Could a 
plain citizen—myself, for instance—come and see?” 
</p>
            <p>“O, everything's open and above-board!” he cried 
indignantly.  “Anybody can come, only nobody bids 
against us; and if he did, he would get frozen out. 
It's been tried before now, and once was enough.  We 
hold the plant; we've got the connection; we can afford 
to go higher than any outsider; there's two million 
dollars in the ring; and we stick at nothing.  Or 
suppose anybody did buy over our head—I tell you, 
Loudon, he would think this town gone crazy; he could 
no more get business through on the city front than I 
can dance; schooners, divers, men—all he wanted—the 
prices would fly right up and strike him.” 
</p>
            <p>“But how did you get in?” I asked.  “You were once an 
outsider like your neighbours, I suppose?” 
</p>
            <p>“I took hold of that thing, Loudon, and just studied it 
up,” he replied.  “It took my fancy; it was so 
romantic, and then I saw there was boodle in the thing; 
and I figured on the business till no man alive could 
give me points.  Nobody knew I had an eye on wrecks 
till one fine morning I dropped in upon Douglas B. 
Longhurst in his den, gave him all the facts and 
figures, and put it to him straight: “Do you want me in 
this ring, or shall I start another?” He took half an 
hour, and when I came back, “Pink,” says he, “I've put 
your name on.” The first time I came to the top it was 
that MOODY racket; now it's the FLYING SCUD 
</p>
            <p>Whereupon Pinkerton, looking at his watch, uttered an 
exclamation, made a hasty appointment with myself for 
the doors of the Merchants' Exchange, and fled to 
examine manifests and interview the skipper.  I 
finished my cigarette with the deliberation of a man at 
the end of many picnics; reflecting to myself that of 
all forms of the dollar-hunt, this wrecking had by far 
the most address to my imagination.  Even as I went 
down town, in the brisk bustle and chill of the 
familiar San Francisco thoroughfares, I was haunted by 
a vision of the wreck, baking so far away in the strong 
sun, under a cloud of sea-birds; and even then, and for 
no better reason, my heart inclined towards the 
adventure.  If not myself, something that was mine, 
some one at least in my employment, should voyage to 
that ocean-bounded pin-point and descend to that 
deserted cabin. 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton met me at the appointed moment, pinched of 
lip, and more than usually erect of bearing, like one 
conscious of great resolves. 
</p>
            <p>“Well?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” said he, “it might be better, and it might be 
worse.  This Captain Trent is a remarkably honest 
fellow—one out of a thousand.  As soon as he knew I 
was in the market, he owned up about the rice in so 
many words.  By his calculation, if there's thirty mats 
of it saved, it's an outside figure.  However, the 
manifest was cheerier.  There's about five thousand 
dollars of the whole value in silks and teas and 
nut-oils and that, all in the lazarette, and as safe as if 
it was in Kearney Street.  The brig was new coppered a 
year ago.  There's upwards of a hundred and fifty 
fathom away-up chain.  It's not a bonanza, but there's 
boodle in it; and we'll try it on.” 
</p>
            <p>It was by that time hard on ten o'clock, and we turned 
at once into the place of sale.  The FLYING SCUD, 
although so important to ourselves, appeared to attract 
a very humble share of popular attention.  The 
auctioneer was surrounded by perhaps a score of 
lookers-on—big fellows for the most part, of the true 
Western build, long in the leg, broad in the shoulder, 
and adorned (to a plain man's taste) with needless 
finery.  A jaunty ostentatious comradeship prevailed. 
Bets were flying, and nicknames.  “The boys” (as they 
would have called themselves) were very boyish; and it 
was plain they were here in mirth, and not on business. 
Behind, and certainly in strong contrast to these 
gentlemen, I could detect the figure of my friend 
Captain Trent, come (as I could very well imagine that 
a captain would) to hear the last of his old vessel. 
Since yesterday he had rigged himself anew in 
ready-made black clothes, not very aptly fitted; the upper 
left-hand pocket showing a corner of silk handkerchief, 
the lower, on the other side, bulging with papers. 
Pinkerton had just given this man a high character. 
Certainly he seemed to have been very frank, and I 
looked at him again to trace (if possible) that virtue 
in his face.  It was red and broad and flustered and (I 
thought) false.  The whole man looked sick with some 
unknown anxiety; and as he stood there, unconscious of 
my observation, he tore at his nails, scowled on the 
floor, or glanced suddenly, sharply, and fearfully at 
passers-by.  I was still gazing at the man in a kind of 
fascination, when the sale began. 
</p>
            <p>Some preliminaries were rattled through, to the 
irreverent, uninterrupted gambolling of the boys; and 
then, amid a trifle more attention, the auctioneer 
sounded for some two or three minutes the pipe of the 
charmer.  “Fine brig—new copper—valuable 
fittings—three fine boats—remarkably choice 
cargo—what the auctioneer would call a perfectly 
safe investment; nay, 
gentlemen, he would go further, he would put a figure 
on it: he had no hesitation (had that bold auctioneer) 
in putting it in figures; and in his view, what with 
this and that, and one thing and another, the purchaser 
might expect to clear a sum equal to the entire 
estimated value of the cargo; or, gentlemen, in other 
words, a sum of ten thousand dollars.” At this modest 
computation the roof immediately above the speaker's 
head (I suppose, through the intervention of a 
spectator of ventriloquial tastes) uttered a clear 
“Cock-a-doodle-doo!”—whereat all laughed, the 
auctioneer himself obligingly joining. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, gentlemen, what shall we say?” resumed that 
gentleman, plainly ogling Pinkerton,—“what shall we 
say for this remarkable opportunity?” 
</p>
            <p>“One hundred dollars,” said Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“One hundred dollars from Mr. Pinkerton,” went the 
auctioneer, “one hundred dollars.  No other gentleman 
inclined to make any advance? One hundred dollars, only 
one hundred dollars—” 
</p>
            <p>The auctioneer was droning on to some such tune as 
this, and I, on my part, was watching with something 
between sympathy and amazement the undisguised emotion 
of Captain Trent, when we were all startled by the 
interjection of a bid. 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” said a sharp voice. 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton, the auctioneer, and the boys, who were all 
equally in the open secret of the ring, were now all 
equally and simultaneously taken aback. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon,” said the auctioneer; “anybody 
bid?” 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” reiterated the voice, which I was now able 
to trace to its origin, on the lips of a small unseemly 
rag of human-kind.  The speaker's skin was grey and 
blotched; he spoke in a kind of broken song, with much 
variety of key; his gestures seemed (as in the disease 
called Saint Vitus's dance) to be imperfectly under 
control; he was badly dressed; he carried himself with 
an air of shrinking assumption, as though he were proud 
to be where he was and to do what he was doing, and yet 
half expected to be called in question and kicked out. 
I think I never saw a man more of a piece; and the type 
was new to me: I had never before set eyes upon his 
parallel, and I thought instinctively of Balzac and the 
lower regions of the COMEDIE HUMAINE. 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton stared a moment on the intruder with no 
friendly eye, tore a leaf from his note-book, and 
scribbled a line in pencil, turned, beckoned a 
messenger boy, and whispered, “To Longhurst.” Next 
moment the boy had sped upon his errand, and Pinkerton 
was again facing the auctioneer. 
</p>
            <p>“Two hundred dollars,” said Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” said the enemy. 
</p>
            <p>“This looks lively,” whispered I to Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes; the little beast means cold-drawn biz,” returned 
my friend.  “Well, he'll have to have a lesson.  Wait 
till I see Longhurst.—Three hundred,” he added aloud. 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” came the echo. 
</p>
            <p>It was about this moment when my eye fell again on 
Captain Trent.  A deeper shade had mounted to his 
crimson face; the new coat was unbuttoned and all 
flying open, the new silk handkerchief in busy 
requisition; and the man's eye, of a clear sailor blue, 
shone glassy with excitement.  He was anxious still, 
but now (if I could read a face) there was hope in his 
anxiety. 
</p>
            <p>“Jim,” I whispered, “look at Trent.  Bet you what you 
please he was expecting this.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” was the reply, “there's some blame' thing going 
on her”; and he renewed his bid. 
</p>
            <p>The figure had run up into the neighbourhood of a 
thousand when I was aware of a sensation in the faces 
opposite, and, looking over my shoulder, saw a very 
large, bland, handsome man come strolling forth and 
make a little signal to the auctioneer. 
</p>
            <p>“One word, Mr. Borden,” said he; and then to Jim, 
“Well, Pink, where are we up to now?” 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton gave him the figure.  “I ran up to that on my 
own responsibility, Mr. Longhurst,” he added, with a 
flush.  “I thought it the square thing.” 
</p>
            <p>“And so it was,” said Mr. Longhurst, patting him kindly 
on the shoulder, like a gratified uncle.  “Well, you 
can drop out now; we take hold ourselves.  You can run 
it up to five thousand; and if he likes to go beyond 
that, he's welcome to the bargain.” 
</p>
            <p>“By-the-bye, who is he?” asked Pinkerton.  “He looks 
away down.” 
</p>
            <p>“I've sent Billy to find out”; and at the very moment 
Mr. Longhurst received from the hands of one of the 
expensive young gentlemen a folded paper.  It was 
passed round from one to another till it came to me, 
and I read: “Harry D. Bellairs, Attorney-at-Law; 
defended Clara Varden: twice nearly disbarred.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, that gets me!” observed Mr. Longhurst.  “Who can 
have put up a shyster [1] like that? No-body with 
money, that's a sure thing.  Suppose you tried a big 
bluff? I think I would, Pink.  Well, ta-ta! Your 
partner, Mr. Dodd? Happy to have the pleasure of your 
acquaintance, sir”; and the great man withdrew. 
</p>
            <p>[1] A low lawyer. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, what do you think of Douglas B.?” whispered 
Pinkerton, looking reverently after him as he departed. 
“Six foot of perfect gentleman and culture to his 
boots.” 
</p>
            <p>During this interview the auction had stood 
transparently arrested—the auctioneer, the spectators, 
and even Bellairs, all well aware that Mr. Longhurst 
was the principal, and Jim but a speaking-trumpet.  But 
now that the Olympian Jupiter was gone, Mr. Borden 
thought proper to affect severity. 
</p>
            <p>“Come, come, Mr. Pinkerton; any advance?” he snapped. 
</p>
            <p>And Pinkerton, resolved on the big bluff, replied, “Two 
thousand dollars.” 
</p>
            <p>Bellairs preserved his composure.  “And fifty,” said 
he.  But there was a stir among the onlookers, and— 
what was of more importance—Captain Trent had turned 
pale and visibly gulped. 
</p>
            <p>“Pitch it in again, Jim,” said I.  “Trent is 
weakening.” 
</p>
            <p>“Three thousand,” said Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” said Bellairs. 
</p>
            <p>And then the bidding returned to its original movement 
by hundreds and fifties; but I had been able in the 
meanwhile to draw two conclusions.  In the first place, 
Bellairs had made his last advance with a smile of 
gratified vanity, and I could see the creature was 
glorying in the KUDOS of an unusual position and 
secure of ultimate success.  In the second, Trent had 
once more changed colour at the thousand leap, and his 
relief when he heard the answering fifty was manifest 
and unaffected.  Here, then, was a problem: both were 
presumably in the same interest, yet the one was not in 
the confidence of the other.  Nor was this all.  A few 
bids later it chanced that my eye encountered that of 
Captain Trent, and his, which glittered with 
excitement, was instantly, and I thought guiltily, 
withdrawn.  He wished, then, to conceal his interest? 
As Jim had said, there was some blamed thing going on. 
And for certain here were these two men, so strangely 
united, so strangely divided, both sharp-set to keep 
the wreck from us, and that at an exorbitant figure. 
</p>
            <p>Was the wreck worth more than we supposed? A sudden 
heat was kindled in my brain; the bids were nearing 
Longhurst's limit of five thousand; another minute and 
all would be too late.  Tearing a leaf from my 
sketch-book, and inspired (I suppose) by vanity in my own 
powers of inference and observation, I took the one mad 
decision of my life.  “If you care to go ahead,” I 
wrote, “I'm in for all I'm worth.” 
</p>
            <p>Jim read and looked round at me like one bewildered; 
then his eyes lightened, and turning again to the 
auctioneer he bid, “Five thousand one hundred dollars.” 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” said monotonous Bellairs. 
</p>
            <p>Presently Pinkerton scribbled, “What can it be?” and I 
answered, still on paper: “I can't imagine, but there's 
something.  Watch Bellairs; he'll go up to the ten 
thousand, see if he don't.” 
</p>
            <p>And he did, and we followed.  Long before this word had 
gone abroad that there was battle royal.  We were 
surrounded by a crowd that looked on wondering, and 
when Pinkerton had offered ten thousand dollars (the 
outside value of the cargo, even were it safe in San 
Francisco Bay) and Bellairs, smirking from ear to ear 
to be the centre of so much attention, had jerked out 
his answering “And fifty,” wonder deepened to 
excitement. 
</p>
            <p>“Ten thousand one hundred,” said Jim; and even as he 
spoke he made a sudden gesture with his hand, his face 
changed, and I could see that he had guessed, or 
thought that he had guessed, the mystery.  As he 
scrawled another memorandum in his note-book, his hand 
shook like a telegraph operator's. 
</p>
            <p>“Chinese ship,” ran the legend; and then in big, 
tremulous half-text, and with a flourish that overran 
the margin, “Opium!” 
</p>
            <p>“To be sure,” thought I, “this must be the secret.” I 
knew that scarce a ship came in from any Chinese port 
but she carried somewhere, behind a bulkhead or in some 
cunning hollow of the beams, a nest of the valuable 
poison.  Doubtless there was some such treasure on the 
FLYING SCUD.  How much was it worth? We knew not; 
we were gambling in the dark.  But Trent knew, and 
Bellairs; and we could only watch and judge. 
</p>
            <p>By this time neither Pinkerton nor I were of sound 
mind.  Pinkerton was beside himself, his eyes like 
lamps; I shook in every member.  To any stranger 
entering, say, in the course of the fifteenth thousand, 
we should probably have cut a poorer figure than 
Bellairs himself.  But we did not pause; and the crowd 
watched us—now in silence, now with a buzz of 
whispers. 
</p>
            <p>Seventeen thousand had been reached, when Douglas B. 
Longhurst, forcing his way into the opposite row of 
faces, conspicuously and repeatedly shook his head at 
Jim.  Jim's answer was a note of two words: “My 
racket!” which, when the great man had perused, he 
shook his finger warningly and departed—I thought, 
with a sorrowful countenance. 
</p>
            <p>Although Mr. Longhurst knew nothing of Bellairs, the 
shady lawyer knew all about the Wrecker Boss.  He had 
seen him enter the ring with manifest expectation; he 
saw him depart, and the bids continue, with manifest 
surprise and disappointment.  “Hullo,” he plainly 
thought, “this is not the ring I'm fighting, then?” And 
he determined to put on a spurt. 
</p>
            <p>“Eighteen thousand,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” said Jim, taking a leaf out of his 
adversary's book. 
</p>
            <p>“Twenty thousand,” from Bellairs. 
</p>
            <p>“And fifty,” from Jim, with a little nervous titter. 
</p>
            <p>And with one consent they returned to the old pace— 
only now it was Bellairs who took the hundreds, and Jim 
who did the fifty business.  But by this time our idea 
had gone abroad.  I could hear the word “opium” pass 
from mouth to mouth, and by the looks directed at us I 
could see we were supposed to have some private 
information.  And here an incident occurred highly 
typical of San Francisco.  Close at my back there had 
stood for some time a stout middle-aged gentleman, with 
pleasant eyes, hair pleasantly grizzled, and a ruddy 
pleasing face.  All of a sudden he appeared as a third 
competitor, skied the FLYING SCUD with four fat 
bids of a thousand dollars each, and then as suddenly 
fled the field, remaining thenceforth (as before) a 
silent, interested spectator. 
</p>
            <p>Ever since Mr. Longhurst's useless intervention 
Bellairs had seemed uneasy, and at this new attack he 
began (in his turn) to scribble a note between the 
bids.  I imagined, naturally enough, that it would go 
to Captain Trent; but when it was done, and the writer 
turned and looked behind him in the crowd, to my 
unspeakable amazement he did not seem to remark the 
captain's presence. 
</p>
            <p>“Messenger boy, messenger boy!” I heard him say. 
“Somebody call me a messenger boy.” 
</p>
            <p>At last somebody did, but it was not the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“HE'S SENDING FOR INSTRUCTIONS,” I wrote to 
Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“For money,” he wrote back.  “Shall I strike out? I 
think this is the time.” 
</p>
            <p>I nodded. 
</p>
            <p>“Thirty thousand,” said Pinkerton, making a leap of 
close upon three thousand dollars. 
</p>
            <p>I could see doubt in Bellairs's eye; then, sudden 
resolution.  “Thirty-five thousand,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“Forty thousand,” said Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>There was a long pause, during which Bellairs's 
countenance was as a book; and then, not much too soon 
for the impending hammer, “Forty thousand and five 
dollars,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>Pinkerton and I exchanged eloquent glances.  We were of 
one mind.  Bellairs had tried a bluff; now he perceived 
his mistake, and was bidding against time; he was 
trying to spin out the sale until the messenger boy 
returned. 
</p>
            <p>“Forty-five thousand dollars,” said Pinkerton: his 
voice was like a ghost's and tottered with emotion. 
</p>
            <p>“Forty-five thousand and five dollars,” said Bellairs. 
</p>
            <p>“Fifty thousand,” said Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon, Mr. Pinkerton.  Did I hear you make 
an advance, sir?” asked the auctioneer. 
</p>
            <p>“I—I have a difficulty in speaking,” gasped Jim. 
“It's fifty thousand, Mr. Borden.” 
</p>
            <p>Bellairs was on his feet in a moment.  “Auctioneer,” he 
said, “I have to beg the favour of three moments at the 
telephone.  In this matter I am acting on behalf of a 
certain party to whom I have just written—” 
</p>
            <p>“I have nothing to do with any of this,” said the 
auctioneer brutally.  “I am here to sell this wreck. 
Do you make any advance on fifty thousand?” 
</p>
            <p>“I have the honour to explain to you, sir,” returned 
Bellairs, with a miserable assumption of dignity, 
“fifty thousand was the figure named by my principal; 
but if you will give me the small favour of two moments 
at the telephone 
</p>
            <p>“O, nonsense!” said the auctioneer.  “If you make no 
advance, I'll knock it down to Mr. Pinkerton.” 
</p>
            <p>“I warn you,” cried the attorney, with sudden 
shrillness.  “Have a care what you're about.  You are 
here to sell for the underwriters, let me tell you—not 
to act for Mr. Douglas Longhurst.  This sale has been 
already disgracefully interrupted to allow that person 
to hold a consultation with his minions; it has been 
much commented on.” 
</p>
            <p>“There was no complaint at the time,” said the 
auctioneer, manifestly discountenanced.  “You should 
have complained at the time.” 
</p>
            <p>“I am not here to conduct this sale,” replied Bellairs; 
“I am not paid for that.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I am, you see,” retorted the auctioneer, his 
impudence quite restored; and he resumed his sing-song. 
“Any advance on fifty thousand dollars? No advance on 
fifty thousand? No advance, gentlemen? Going at fifty 
thousand, the wreck of the brig FLYING SCUD— 
going—going—gone!” 
</p>
            <p>“My God, Jim, can we pay the money?” I cried, as the 
stroke of the hammer seemed to recall me from a dream. 
</p>
            <p>“It's got to be raised,” said he, white as a sheet. 
“It'll be a hell of a strain, Loudon.  The credit's 
good for it, I think; but I shall have to get around. 
Write me a cheque for your stuff.  Meet me at the 
Occidental in an hour.” 
</p>
            <p>I wrote my cheque at a desk, and I declare I could 
never have recognised my signature.  Jim was gone in a 
moment; Trent had vanished even earlier; only Bellairs 
remained, exchanging insults with the auctioneer; and, 
behold! as I pushed my way out of the exchange, who 
should run full tilt into my arms but the messenger 
boy! 
</p>
            <p>It was by so near a margin that we became the owners of 
the FLYING SCUD. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c10" type="chapter">
            <head>CHAPTER X — IN WHICH THE CREW VANISH</head>
            <p>AT the door of the exchange I found myself along-side 
of the short middle-aged gentleman who had made an 
appearance, so vigorous and so brief, in the great 
battle. 
</p>
            <p>“Congratulate you, Mr. Dodd,” he said.  “You and your 
friend stuck to your guns nobly.” 
</p>
            <p>“No thanks to you, sir,” I replied, “running us up a 
thousand at a time, and tempting all the speculators in 
San Francisco to come and have a try.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, that was temporary insanity,” said he; “and I thank 
the higher powers I am still a free man.  Walking this 
way, Mr. Dodd? I'll walk along with you.  It's pleasant 
for an old fogey like myself to see the young bloods in 
the ring; I've done some pretty wild gambles in my time 
in this very city, when it was a smaller place and I 
was a younger man.  Yes, I know you, Mr. Dodd.  By 
sight, I may say I know you extremely well, you and 
your followers, the fellows in the kilts, eh? Pardon 
me.  But I have the misfortune to own a little box on 
the Saucelito shore.  I'll be glad to see you there any 
Sunday—without the fellows in kilts, you know; and I 
can give you a bottle of wine, and show you the best 
collection of Arctic voyages in the States.  Morgan is 
my name—Judge Morgan—a Welshman and a forty-niner.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, if you're a pioneer,” cried I, “come to me and I'll 
provide you with an axe.” 
</p>
            <p>“You'll want your axes for yourself, I fancy,” he 
returned, with one of his quick looks.  “Unless you 
have private knowledge, there will be a good deal of 
rather violent wrecking to do before you find that— 
opium, do you call it?” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it's either opium, or we are stark staring mad,” 
I replied.  “But I assure you we have no private 
information.  We went in (as I suppose you did 
yourself) on observation.” 
</p>
            <p>“An observer, sir?” inquired the judge. 
</p>
            <p>“I may say it is my trade—or, rather, was,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Well now, and what did you think of Bellairs?” he 
asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Very little indeed,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“I may tell you,” continued the judge, “that to me the 
employment of a fellow like that appears inexplicable. 
I knew him: he knows me, too; he has often heard from 
me in court; and I assure you the man is utterly blown 
upon; it is not safe to trust him with a dollar, and 
here we find him dealing up to fifty thousand.  I can't 
think who can have so trusted him, but I am very sure 
it was a stranger in San Francisco.” 
</p>
            <p>“Some one for the owners, I suppose,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Surely not!” exclaimed the judge.  “Owners in London 
can have nothing to say to opium smuggled between Hong 
Kong and San Francisco.  I should rather fancy they 
would be the last to hear of it—until the ship was 
seized.  No; I was thinking of the captain.  But where 
would he get the money—above all, after having laid 
out so much to buy the stuff in China?—unless, indeed, 
he were acting for some one in 'Frisco; and in that 
case—here we go round again in the vicious circle— 
Bellairs would not have been employed.” 
</p>
            <p>“I think I can assure you it was not the captain,” said 
I, “for he and Bellairs are not acquainted.” 
</p>
            <p>“Wasn't that the captain with the red face and coloured 
handkerchief? He seemed to me to follow Bellairs's game 
with the most thrilling interest,” objected Mr. Morgan. 
</p>
            <p>“Perfectly true,” said I.  “Trent is deeply interested; 
he very likely knew Bellairs, and he certainly knew 
what he was there for; but I can put my hand in the 
fire that Bellairs didn't know Trent.” 
</p>
            <p>“Another singularity,” observed the judge.  “Well, we 
have had a capital forenoon.  But you take an old 
lawyer's advice, and get to Midway Island as fast as 
you can.  There's a pot of money on the table, and 
Bellairs and Co. are not the men to stick at trifles.” 
</p>
            <p>With this parting counsel Judge Morgan shook hands and 
made off along Montgomery Street, while I entered the 
Occidental Hotel, on the steps of which we had finished 
our conversation.  I was well known to the clerks, and 
as soon as it was understood that I was there to wait 
for Pinkerton and lunch, I was invited to a seat inside 
the counter.  Here, then, in a retired corner, I was 
beginning to come a little to myself after these so 
violent experiences, when who should come hurrying in, 
and (after a moment with a clerk) fly to one of the 
telephone-boxes but Mr. Henry D. Bellairs in person! 
Call it what you will, but the impulse was 
irresistible, and I rose and took a place immediately 
at the man's back.  It may be some excuse that I had 
often practised this very innocent form of eaves-dropping 
upon strangers and for fun.  Indeed, I scarce 
know anything that gives a lower view of man's 
intelligence than to overhear (as you thus do) one side 
of a communication. 
</p>
            <p>“Central,” said the attorney, “2241 and 
584 B” (or some such numbers)—“Who's 
that?—All right—Mr. Bellairs— Occidental; 
the wires are fouled in the other place—Yes, 
about three minutes—Yes—Yes—Your 
figure, I am sorry to say—No—I had no 
authority—Neither more nor less—I have 
every reason to suppose so—O, Pinkerton, Montana 
Block—Yes—Yes—Very good, sir—As 
you will, sir—Disconnect 584 B.” 
</p>
            <p>Bellairs turned to leave; at sight of me behind him, up 
flew his hands, and he winced and cringed, as though in 
fear of bodily attack.  “O, it's you!” he cried; and 
then, somewhat recovered, “Mr.  Pinkerton's partner, I 
believe? I am pleased to see you, sir—to congratulate 
you on your late success”; and with that he was gone, 
obsequiously bowing as he passed. 
</p>
            <p>And now a madcap humour came upon me.  It was plain 
Bellairs had been communicating with his principal; I 
knew the number, if not the name.  Should I ring up at 
once? It was more than likely he would return in person 
to the telephone.  Why should not I dash (vocally) into 
the presence of this mysterious person, and have some 
fun for my money? I pressed the bell. 
</p>
            <p>“Central,” said I, “connect again 2241 and 584 B.” 
</p>
            <p>A phantom central repeated the numbers; there was a 
pause, and then “Two two four one,” came in a tiny 
voice into my ear—a voice with the English sing-song— 
the voice plainly of a gentleman.  “Is that you again, 
Mr. Bellairs?” it trilled.  “I tell you it's no use. 
Is that you, Mr. Bellairs? Who is that?” 
</p>
            <p>“I only want to put a single question,” said I, 
civilly.  “Why do you want to buy the FLYING SCUD?” 
</p>
            <p>No answer came.  The telephone vibrated and hummed in 
miniature with all the numerous talk of a great city: 
but the voice of 2241 was silent.  Once and twice I put 
my question; but the tiny sing-song English voice I 
heard no more.  The man, then, had fled—fled from an 
impertinent question.  It scarce seemed natural to me— 
unless on the principle that the wicked fleeth when no 
man pursueth.  I took the telephone list and turned the 
number up: “2241, Mrs. Keane, res. 942 Mission Street” 
And that, short of driving to the house and renewing my 
impertinence in person, was all that I could do. 
</p>
            <p>Yet, as I resumed my seat in the corner of the office, 
I was conscious of a new element of the uncertain, the 
underhand, perhaps even the dangerous, in our 
adventure; and there was now a new picture in my mental 
gallery, to hang beside that of the wreck under its 
canopy of sea-birds and of Captain Trent mopping his red 
brow—the picture of a man with a telephone dice-box 
to his ear, and at the small voice of a single 
question struck suddenly as white as ashes. 
</p>
            <p>From these considerations I was awakened by the 
striking of the clock.  An hour and nearly twenty 
minutes had elapsed since Pinkerton departed for the 
money: he was twenty minutes behind time; and to me, 
who knew so well his gluttonous despatch of business, 
and had so frequently admired his iron punctuality, the 
fact spoke volumes.  The twenty minutes slowly 
stretched into an hour; the hour had nearly extended to 
a second; and I still sat in my corner of the office, 
or paced the marble pavement of the hall, a prey to the 
most wretched anxiety and penitence.  The hour for 
lunch was nearly over before I remembered that I had 
not eaten.  Heaven knows I had no appetite; but there 
might still be much to do—it was needful I should keep 
myself in proper trim, if it were only to digest the 
now too probable bad news; and leaving word at the 
office for Pinkerton, I sat down to table and called 
for soup, oysters, and a pint of champagne. 
</p>
            <p>I was not long set before my friend returned.  He 
looked pale and rather old, refused to hear of food, 
and called for tea. 
</p>
            <p>“I suppose all's up?” said I, with an incredible 
sinking. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” he replied; “I've pulled it through, Loudon—just 
pulled it through.  I couldn't have raised another cent 
in all 'Frisco.  People don't like it; Longhurst even 
went back on me; said he wasn't a three-card-monte 
man.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, what's the odds?” said I.  “That's all we 
wanted, isn't it?” 
</p>
            <p>“Loudon, I tell you I've had to pay blood for that 
money,” cried my friend, with almost savage energy and 
gloom.  “It's all on ninety days, too; I couldn't get 
another day—not another day.  If we go ahead with this 
affair, Loudon, you'll have to go yourself and make the 
fur fly.  I'll stay, of course—I've got to stay and 
face the trouble in this city; though, I tell you, I 
just long to go.  I would show these fat brutes of 
sailors what work was; I would be all through that 
wreck and out at the other end, before they had boosted 
themselves upon the deck! But you'll do your level 
best, Loudon; I depend on you for that.  You must be 
all fire and grit and dash from the word “go.” That 
schooner, and the boodle on board of her, are bound to 
be here before three months, or it's B U S T—bust.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll swear I'll do my best, Jim; I'll work double 
tides,” said I.  “It is my fault that you are in this 
thing, and I'll get you out again, or kill myself.  But 
what is that you say? 'If we go ahead?' Have we any 
choice, then?” 
</p>
            <p>“I'm coming to that,” said Jim.  “It isn't that I doubt 
the investment.  Don't blame yourself for that; you 
showed a fine sound business instinct: I always knew it 
was in you, but then it ripped right out.  I guess that 
little beast of an attorney knew what he was doing; and 
he wanted nothing better than to go beyond.  No, there's 
profit in the deal; it's not that; it's these ninety-day 
bills, and the strain I've given the credit—for 
I've been up and down borrowing, and begging and bribing 
to borrow.  I don't believe there's another man 
but me in 'Frisco,” he cried, with a sudden fervour of 
self-admiration, “who could have raised that last ten 
thousand! Then there's another thing.  I had hoped you 
might have peddled that opium through the islands, 
which is safer and more profitable.  But with this 
three-month limit, you must make tracks for Honolulu 
straight, and communicate by steamer.  I'll try to put 
up something for you there; I'll have a man spoken to 
who's posted on that line of biz.  Keep a bright look-out 
for him as soon's you make the islands; for it's on 
the cards he might pick you up at sea in a whaleboat or 
a steam-launch, and bring the dollars right on board.” 
</p>
            <p>It shows how much I had suffered morally during my 
sojourn in San Francisco that even now, when our 
fortunes trembled in the balance, I should have 
consented to become a smuggler—and (of all things) a 
smuggler of opium.  Yet I did, and that in silence; 
without a protest, not without a twinge. 
</p>
            <p>“And suppose,” said I, “suppose the opium is so 
securely hidden that I can't get hands on it?” 
</p>
            <p>“Then you will stay there till that brig is 
kindling-wood, and stay and split that kindling-wood with your 
penknife,” cried Pinkerton.  “The stuff is there; we 
know that; and it must be found.  But all this is only 
the one string to our bow—though I tell you I've gone 
into it head-first, as if it was our bottom dollar. 
Why, the first thing I did before I'd raised a cent, 
and with this other notion in my head already—the 
first thing I did was to secure the schooner.  The 
NORAH CREINA she is, sixty-four tons—quite big enough 
for our purpose since the rice is spoiled, and the 
fastest thing of her tonnage out of San Francisco.  For 
a bonus of two hundred, and a monthly charter of three, 
I have her for my own time; wages and provisions, say 
four hundred more: a drop in the bucket.  They began 
firing the cargo out of her (she was part loaded) near 
two hours ago; and about the same time John Smith got 
the order for the stores.  That's what I call 
business.” 
</p>
            <p>“No doubt of that,” said I; “but the other notion?” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, here it is,” said Jim.  “You agree with me that 
Bellairs was ready to go higher?” 
</p>
            <p>“I saw where he was coming.  “Yes—and why shouldn't 
he?” said I.  “Is that the line?” 
</p>
            <p>“That's the line, Loudon Dodd,” assented Jim.  “If 
Bellairs and his principal have any desire to go me 
better, I'm their man.” 
</p>
            <p>A sudden thought, a sudden fear, shot into my mind. 
What if I had been right? What if my childish 
pleasantry had frightened the principal away, and thus 
destroyed our chance? Shame closed my mouth; I began 
instinctively a long course of reticence; and it was 
without a word of my meeting with Bellairs, or my 
discovery of the address in Mission Street, that I 
continued the discussion. 
</p>
            <p>“Doubtless fifty thousand was originally mentioned as a 
round sum,” said I, “or, at least, so Bellairs 
supposed.  But at the same time it may be an outside 
sum; and to cover the expenses we have already incurred 
for the money and the schooner—I am far from blaming 
you; I see how needful it was to be ready for either 
event—but to cover them we shall want a rather large 
advance.” 
</p>
            <p>“Bellairs will go to sixty thousand; it's my belief, if 
he were properly handled, he would take the hundred,” 
replied Pinkerton.  “Look back on the way the sale ran 
at the end.” 
</p>
            <p>“That is my own impression as regards Bellairs, I 
admitted; “the point I am trying to make is that 
Bellairs himself may be mistaken; that what he supposed 
to be a round sum was really an outside figure.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, Loudon, if that is so,” said Jim, with 
extraordinary gravity of face and voice, “if that is 
so, let him take the FLYING SCUD at fifty thousand, 
and joy go with her! I prefer the loss.” 
</p>
            <p>“Is that so, Jim? Are we dipped as bad as that?” I 
cried. 
</p>
            <p>“We've put our hand farther out than we can pull it in 
again, Loudon,” he replied.  “Why, man, that fifty 
thousand dollars, before we get clear again, will cost 
us nearer seventy.  Yes, it figures up overhead to more 
than ten per cent. a month; and I could do no better, 
and there isn't the man breathing could have done as 
well.  It was a miracle, Loudon.  I couldn't but admire 
myself.  O, if we had just the four months! And you 
know, Loudon, it may still be done.  With your energy 
and charm, if the worst comes to the worst, you can run 
that schooner as you ran one of your picnics; and we 
may have luck.  And O man! if we do pull it through, 
what a dashing operation it will be! What an 
advertisement! what a thing to talk of and remember all 
our lives! However,” he broke off suddenly, “we must 
try the safe thing first.  Here's for the shyster!” 
</p>
            <p>There was another struggle in my mind, whether I should 
even now admit my knowledge of the Mission Street 
address.  But I had let the favourable moment slip.  I 
had now, which made it the more awkward, not merely the 
original discovery, but my late suppression to confess. 
I could not help reasoning, besides, that the more 
natural course was to approach the principal by the 
road of his agent's office; and there weighed upon my 
spirits a conviction that we were already too late, and 
that the man was gone two hours ago.  Once more, then, 
I held my peace; and after an exchange of words at the 
telephone to assure ourselves he was at home, we set 
out for the attorney's office. 
</p>
            <p>The endless streets of any American city pass, from one 
end to another, through strange degrees and 
vicissitudes of splendour and distress, running under 
the same name between monumental warehouses, the dens 
and taverns of thieves, and the sward and shrubbery of 
villas.  In San Francisco the sharp inequalities of the 
ground, and the sea bordering on so many sides, greatly 
exaggerate these contrasts.  The street for which we 
were now bound took its rise among blowing sands, 
somewhere in view of the Lone Mountain Cemetery; ran 
for a term across that rather windy Olympus of Nob 
Hill, or perhaps just skirted its frontier; passed 
almost immediately after through a stage of little 
houses, rather impudently painted, and offering to the 
eye of the observer this diagnostic peculiarity, that 
the huge brass plates upon the small and highly-coloured 
doors bore only the first names of ladies— 
Norah or Lily or Florence; traversed China Town, where 
it was doubtless undermined with opium cellars, and its 
blocks pierced, after the similitude of rabbit-warrens, 
with a hundred doors and passages and galleries; 
enjoyed a glimpse of high publicity at the corner of 
Kearney; and proceeded, among dives and warehouses, 
towards the City Front and the region of the water-rats. 
In this last stage of its career, where it was 
both grimy and solitary, and alternately quiet and 
roaring to the wheels of drays, we found a certain 
house of some pretension to neatness, and furnished 
with a rustic outside stair.  On the pillar of the 
stair a black plate bore in gilded lettering this 
device: “Harry D. Bellairs, Attorney-at-law. 
Consultations, 9 to 6.” On ascending the stairs a door 
was found to stand open on the balcony, with this 
further inscription, “Mr. Bellairs In.” 
</p>
            <p>“I wonder what we do next,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Guess we sail right in,” returned Jim, and suited the 
action to the word. 
</p>
            <p>The room in which we found ourselves was clean, but 
extremely bare.  A rather old-fashioned secretaire 
stood by the wall, with a chair drawn to the desk; in 
one corner was a shelf with half-a-dozen law-books; and 
I can remember literally not another stick of 
furniture.  One inference imposed itself: Mr. Bellairs 
was in the habit of sitting down himself and suffering 
his clients to stand.  At the far end, and veiled by a 
curtain of red baize, a second door communicated with 
the interior of the house.  Hence, after some coughing 
and stamping, we elicited the shyster, who came 
timorously forth, for all the world like a man in fear 
of bodily assault, and then, recognising his guests, 
suffered from what I can only call a nervous paroxysm 
of courtesy. 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Pinkerton and partner!” said he.  “I will go and 
fetch you seats.” 
</p>
            <p>“Not the least,” said Jim.  “No time.  Much rather 
stand.  This is business, Mr. Bellairs.  This morning, 
as you know, I bought the wreck FLYING SCUD.” 
</p>
            <p>The lawyer nodded. 
</p>
            <p>“And bought her,” pursued my friend, “at a figure out 
of all proportion to the cargo and the circumstances, 
as they appeared.” 
</p>
            <p>“And now you think better of it, and would like to be 
off with your bargain? I have been figuring upon this,” 
returned the lawyer.  “My client, I will not hide from 
you, was displeased with me for putting her so high.  I 
think we were both too heated, Mr. Pinkerton: rivalry— 
the spirit of competition.  But I will be quite frank— 
I know when I am dealing with gentlemen—and I am 
almost certain, if you leave the matter in my hands, my 
client would relieve you of the bargain, so as you 
would lose”—he consulted our faces with gimlet-eyed 
calculation—“nothing,” he added shrilly. 
</p>
            <p>And here Pinkerton amazed me. 
</p>
            <p>“That's a little too thin,” said he.  “I have the 
wreck.  I know there's boodle in her, and I mean to 
keep her.  What I want is some points which may save me 
needless expense, and which I'm prepared to pay for, 
money down.  The thing for you to consider is just 
this, Am I to deal with you or direct with your 
principal? If you are prepared to give me the facts 
right off, why, name your figure.  Only one thing,” 
added Jim, holding a finger up, “when I say 'money 
down' I mean bills payable when the ship returns, and 
if the information proves reliable.  I don't buy pigs 
in pokes.” 
</p>
            <p>I had seen the lawyer's face light up for a moment, and 
then, at the sound of Jim's proviso, miserably fade. 
“I guess you know more about this wreck than I do, Mr. 
Pinkerton,” said he.  “I only know that I was told to 
buy the thing, and tried, and couldn't.” 
</p>
            <p>“What I like about you, Mr. Bellairs, is that you waste 
no time,” said Jim.  “Now then, your client's name and 
address.” 
</p>
            <p>“On consideration,” replied the lawyer, with 
indescribable furtivity, “I cannot see that I am 
entitled to communicate my client's name.  I will sound 
him for you with pleasure, if you care to instruct me, 
but I cannot see that I can give you his address.” 
</p>
            <p>“Very well,” said Jim, and put his hat on.  “Rather a 
strong step, isn't it?” (Between every sentence was a 
clear pause.) “Not think better of it? Well, come, call 
it a dollar?” 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Pinkerton, sir!” exclaimed the offended attorney; 
and, indeed, I myself was almost afraid that Jim had 
mistaken his man and gone too far. 
</p>
            <p>“No present use for a dollar?” says Jim.  “Well, look 
here, Mr. Bellairs—we're both busy men, and I'll go to 
my outside figure with you right away—” 
</p>
            <p>“Stop this, Pinkerton,” I broke in.  “I know the 
address: 924 Mission Street.” 
</p>
            <p>I do not know whether Pinkerton or Bellairs was the 
more taken aback. 
</p>
            <p>“Why in snakes didn't you say so, Loudon?” cried my 
friend. 
</p>
            <p>“You didn't ask for it before,” said I, colouring to my 
temples under his troubled eyes. 
</p>
            <p>It was Bellairs who broke silence, kindly supplying me 
with all that I had yet to learn.  “Since you know Mr. 
Dickson's address,” said he, plainly burning to be rid 
of us, “I suppose I need detain you no longer.” 
</p>
            <p>I do not know how Pinkerton felt, but I had death in my 
soul as we came down the outside stair from the den of 
this blotched spider.  My whole being was strung, 
waiting for Jim's first question, and prepared to blurt 
out—I believe, almost with tears—a full avowal.  But 
my friend asked nothing. 
</p>
            <p>“We must hack it,” said he, tearing off in the 
direction of the nearest stand.  “No time to be lost. 
You saw how I changed ground.  No use in paying the 
shyster's commission.” 
</p>
            <p>Again I expected a reference to my suppression; again I 
was disappointed.  It was plain Jim feared the subject, 
and I felt I almost hated him for that fear.  At last, 
when we were already in the hack and driving towards 
Mission Street, I could bear my suspense no longer. 
</p>
            <p>“You do not ask me about that address,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” said he, quickly and timidly, “what was it? I 
would like to know.” 
</p>
            <p>The note of timidity offended me like a buffet; my 
temper rose as hot as mustard.  “I must request you do 
not ask me,” said I; “it is a matter I cannot explain.” 
</p>
            <p>The moment the foolish words were said, that moment I 
would have given worlds to recall them; how much more 
when Pinkerton, patting my hand, replied, “All right, 
dear boy, not another word; that's all done; I'm 
convinced it's perfectly right!”  To return upon the 
subject was beyond my courage; but I vowed inwardly 
that I should do my utmost in the future for this mad 
speculation, and that I would cut myself in pieces 
before Jim should lose one dollar. 
</p>
            <p>We had no sooner arrived at the address than I had 
other things to think of. 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Dickson? He's gone,” said the landlady. 
</p>
            <p>Where had he gone? 
</p>
            <p>“I'm sure I can't tell you,” she answered.  “He was 
quite a stranger to me.” 
</p>
            <p>“Did he express his baggage, ma'am?” asked Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“Hadn't any,” was the reply.  “He came last night, and 
left again to-day with a satchel.” 
</p>
            <p>“When did he leave?” I inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“It was about noon,” replied the landlady.  “Some one 
rang up the telephone, and asked for him; and I reckon 
he got some news, for he left right away, although his 
rooms were taken by the week.  He seemed considerable 
put out: I reckon it was a death.” 
</p>
            <p>My heart sank; perhaps my idiotic jest had indeed 
driven him away; and again I asked myself, “Why?” and 
whirled for a moment in a vortex of untenable 
hypotheses. 
</p>
            <p>“What was he like, ma'am?” Pinkerton was asking, when I 
returned to consciousness of my surroundings. 
</p>
            <p>“A clean-shaved man,” said the woman, and could be led 
or driven into no more significant description. 
</p>
            <p>“Pull up at the nearest drug-store,” said Pinkerton to 
the driver; and when there, the telephone was put in 
operation, and the message sped to the Pacific Mail 
Steamship Company's office—this was in the days before 
Spreckels had arisen—“When does the next China steamer 
touch at Honolulu?” 
</p>
            <p>“The CITY OF PEKIN; she cast off the dock to-day, 
at half-past one,” came the reply. 
</p>
            <p>“It's a clear case of bolt,” said Jim.  “He's skipped, 
or my name's not Pinkerton.  He's gone to head us off 
at Midway Island.” 
</p>
            <p>Somehow I was not so sure; there were elements in the 
case not known to Pinkerton—the fears of the captain, 
for example—that inclined me otherwise; and the idea 
that I had terrified Mr. Dickson into flight, though 
resting on so slender a foundation, clung obstinately 
in my mind. 
</p>
            <p>“Shouldn't we see the list of passengers?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Dickson is such a blamed common name,” returned Jim; 
“and then, as like as not, he would change it.” 
</p>
            <p>At this I had another intuition.  A negative of a 
street scene, taken unconsciously when I was absorbed 
in other thought, rose in my memory with not a feature 
blurred: a view, from Bellairs's door as we were coming 
down, of muddy roadway, passing drays, matted telegraph 
wires, a China-boy with a basket on his head, and 
(almost opposite) a corner grocery with the name of 
Dickson in great gilt letters. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” said I, “you are right; he would change it.  And 
anyway, I don't believe it was his name at all; I 
believe he took it from a corner grocery beside 
Bellairs's.” 
</p>
            <p>“As like as not,” said Jim, still standing on the side 
walk with contracted brows. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, what shall we do next?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“The natural thing would be to rush the schooner,” he 
replied.  “But I don't know.  I telephoned the captain 
to go at it head down and heels in air; he answered 
like a little man; and I guess he's getting around.  I 
believe, Loudon, we'll give Trent a chance.  Trent was 
in it; he was in it up to the neck; even if he couldn't 
buy, he could give us the straight tip.” 
</p>
            <p>“I think so, too,” said I.  “Where shall we find him?” 
</p>
            <p>“British consulate, of course,” said Jim.  “And that's 
another reason for taking him first.  We can hustle 
that schooner up all evening; but when the consulate's 
shut, it's shut.” 
</p>
            <p>At the consulate we learned that Captain Trent had 
alighted (such is, I believe, the classic phrase) at 
the What Cheer House.  To that large and unaristocratic 
hostelry we drove, and addressed ourselves to a large 
clerk, who was chewing a toothpick and looking straight 
before him. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain Jacob Trent?” 
</p>
            <p>“Gone,” said the clerk. 
</p>
            <p>“Where has he gone?” asked Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“Cain't say,” said the clerk. 
</p>
            <p>“When did he go?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Don't know,” said the clerk, and with the simplicity 
of a monarch offered us the spectacle of his broad 
back. 
</p>
            <p>What might have happened next I dread to picture, for 
Pinkerton's excitement had been growing steadily, and 
now burned dangerously high; but we were spared 
extremities by the intervention of a second clerk. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, Mr. Dodd!” he exclaimed, running forward to the 
counter.  “Glad to see you, sir! Can I do anything in 
your way?” 
</p>
            <p>How virtuous actions blossom! Here was a young man to 
whose pleased ears I had rehearsed “Just before the 
Battle, Mother,” at some weekly picnic; and now, in 
that tense moment of my life, he came (from the 
machine) to be my helper. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain Trent, of the wreck? O yes, Mr. Dodd; he left 
about twelve; he and another of the men.  The Kanaka 
went earlier, by the CITY OF PEKIN; I know that; I 
remember expressing his chest.  Captain Trent? I'll 
inquire, Mr. Dodd.  Yes, they were all here.  Here are 
the names on the register; perhaps you would care to 
look at them while I go and see about the baggage?” 
</p>
            <p>I drew the book toward me, and stood looking at the 
four names, all written in the same hand—rather a big, 
and rather a bad one: Trent, Brown, Hardy, and (instead 
of Ah Sing) Jos. Amalu. 
</p>
            <p>“Pinkerton,” said I, suddenly, “have you that 
OCCIDENTAL in your pocket?” 
</p>
            <p>“Never left me,” said Pinkerton, producing the paper. 
</p>
            <p>I turned to the account of the wreck. 
</p>
            <p>“Here,” said I, “here's the name.  “Elias Goddedaal, 
mate.” Why do we never come across Elias Goddedaal?” 
</p>
            <p>“That's so,” said Jim.  “Was he with the rest in that 
saloon when you saw them?” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't believe it,” said I.  “They were only four, 
and there was none that behaved like a mate.” 
</p>
            <p>At this moment the clerk returned with his report. 
</p>
            <p>“The captain,” it appeared, “came with some kind of an 
express wagon, and he and the man took off three chests 
and a big satchel.  Our porter helped to put them on, 
but they drove the cart themselves.  The porter thinks 
they went down town.  It was about one.” 
</p>
            <p>“Still in time for the CITY OF PEKIN,” observed 
Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“How many of them were here?” I inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“Three, sir, and the Kanaka,” replied the clerk.  “The 
third, but he's gone too.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Goddedaal, the mate, wasn't here then?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“No, Mr. Dodd, none but what you see,” says the clerk. 
</p>
            <p>“Nor you never heard where he was?” 
</p>
            <p>“No.  Any particular reason for finding these men, Mr. 
Dodd?” inquired the clerk. 
</p>
            <p>“This gentleman and I have bought the wreck,” I 
explained; “we wished to get some information, and it 
is very annoying to find the men all gone.” 
</p>
            <p>A certain group had gradually formed about us, for the 
wreck was still a matter of interest; and at this, one 
of the bystanders, a rough seafaring man, spoke 
suddenly. 
</p>
            <p>“I guess the mate won't be gone,” said he.  “He's main 
sick; never left the sick-bay aboard the TEMPEST; 
so they tell ME.” 
</p>
            <p>Jim took me by the sleeve.  “Back to the consulate,” 
said he. 
</p>
            <p>But even at the consulate nothing was known of Mr. 
Goddedaal.  The doctor of the TEMPEST had certified 
him very sick; he had sent his papers in, but never 
appeared in person before the authorities. 
</p>
            <p>“Have you a telephone laid on to the TEMPEST?” 
asked Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“Laid on yesterday,” said the clerk. 
</p>
            <p>“Do you mind asking, or letting me ask? We are very 
anxious to get hold of Mr. Goddedaal.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” said the clerk, and turned to the 
telephone.  “I'm sorry,” he said presently, “Mr. 
Goddedaal has left the ship, and no one knows where he 
is.” 
</p>
            <p>“Do you pay the men's passage home?” I inquired, a 
sudden thought striking me. 
</p>
            <p>“If they want it,” said the clerk; “sometimes they 
don't.  But we paid the Kanaka's passage to Honolulu 
this morning; and by what Captain Trent was saying, I 
understand the rest are going home together.” 
</p>
            <p>“Then you haven't paid them?” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Not yet,” said the clerk. 
</p>
            <p>“And you would be a good deal surprised if I were to 
tell you they were gone already?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“O, I should think you were mistaken,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“Such is the fact, however,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“I am sure you must be mistaken,” he repeated. 
</p>
            <p>“May I use your telephone one moment?” asked Pinkerton; 
and as soon as permission had been granted, I heard him 
ring up the printing-office where our advertisements 
were usually handled.  More I did not hear, for, 
suddenly recalling the big bad hand in the register of 
the What Cheer House, I asked the consulate clerk if he 
had a specimen of Captain Trent's writing.  Whereupon I 
learned that the captain could not write, having cut 
his hand open a little before the loss of the brig; 
that the latter part of the log even had been written 
up by Mr. Goddedaal; and that Trent had always signed 
with his left hand.  By the time I had gleaned this 
information Pinkerton was ready. 
</p>
            <p>“That's all that we can do.  Now for the schooner,” 
said he; “and by to-morrow evening I lay hands on 
Goddedaal, or my name's not Pinkerton.” 
</p>
            <p>“How have you managed?” I inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“You'll see before you get to bed,” said Pinkerton. 
“And now, after all this backwarding and forwarding, 
and that hotel clerk, and that bug Bellairs, it'll be a 
change and a kind of consolation to see the schooner. 
I guess things are humming there.” 
</p>
            <p>But on the wharf, when we reached it, there was no sign 
of bustle, and, but for the galley smoke, no mark of 
life on the Norah Creina.  Pinkerton's face grew pale 
and his mouth straightened as he leaped on board. 
</p>
            <p>“Where's the captain of this—?” and he left the 
phrase unfinished, finding no epithet sufficiently 
energetic for his thoughts. 
</p>
            <p>It did not appear whom or what he was addressing; but a 
head, presumably the cook's, appeared in answer at the 
galley door. 
</p>
            <p>“In the cabin, at dinner,” said the cook deliberately, 
chewing as he spoke. 
</p>
            <p>“Is that cargo out?” 
</p>
            <p>“No, sir.” 
</p>
            <p>“None of it?” 
</p>
            <p>“O, there's some of it out.  We'll get at the rest of 
it livelier to-morrow, I guess.” 
</p>
            <p>“I guess there'll be something broken first,” said 
Pinkerton, and strode to the cabin. 
</p>
            <p>Here we found a man, fat, dark, and quiet, seated 
gravely at what seemed a liberal meal.  He looked up 
upon our entrance; and seeing Pinkerton continue to 
stand facing him in silence, hat on head, arms folded, 
and lips compressed, an expression of mingled wonder 
and annoyance began to dawn upon his placid face. 
</p>
            <p>“Well!” said Jim; and so this is what you call rushing 
around?” 
</p>
            <p>“Who are you?” cries the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“Me! I'm Pinkerton!” retorted Jim, as though the name 
had been a talisman. 
</p>
            <p>“You're not very civil, whoever you are,” was the 
reply.  But still a certain effect had been produced, 
for he scrambled to his feet, and added hastily, “A man 
must have a bit of dinner, you know, Mr. Pinkerton.” 
</p>
            <p>“Where's your mate?” snapped Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“He's up town,” returned the other. 
</p>
            <p>“Up town!” sneered Pinkerton.  “Now, I'll tell you what 
you are—you're a Fraud; and if I wasn't afraid of 
dirtying my boot, I would kick you and your dinner into 
that dock.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll tell you something, too,” retorted the captain, 
duskily flushing.  “I wouldn't sail this ship for the 
man you are, if you went upon your knees.  I've dealt 
with gentlemen up to now.” 
</p>
            <p>“I can tell you the names of a number of gentlemen 
you'll never deal with any more, and that's the whole 
of Longhurst's gang,” said Jim.  “I'll put your pipe 
out in that quarter, my friend.  Here, rout out your 
traps as quick as look at it, and take your vermin 
along with you.  I'll have a captain in, this very 
night, that's a sailor, and some sailors to work for 
him.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll go when I please, and that's to-morrow morning,” 
cried the captain after us, as we departed for the 
shore. 
</p>
            <p>“There's something gone wrong with the world to-day; it 
must have come bottom up!” wailed Pinkerton. 
“Bellairs, and then the hotel clerk, and now this 
Fraud! And what am I to do for a captain, Loudon, with 
Longhurst gone home an hour ago and the boys all 
scattered?” 
</p>
            <p>“I know,” said I; “jump in!” And then to the driver: 
“Do you know Black Tom's?” 
</p>
            <p>Thither then we rattled, passed through the bar, and 
found (as I had hoped) Johnson in the enjoyment of club 
life.  The table had been thrust upon one side; a South 
Sea merchant was discoursing music from a mouth-organ 
in one corner; and in the middle of the floor Johnson 
and a fellow-seaman, their arms clasped about each 
other's bodies, somewhat heavily danced.  The room was 
both cold and close; a jet of gas, which continually 
menaced the heads of the performers, shed a coarse 
illumination; the mouth-organ sounded shrill and 
dismal; and the faces of all concerned were church-like 
in their gravity.  It were, of course, indelicate to 
interrupt these solemn frolics; so we edged ourselves 
to chairs, for all the world like belated comers in a 
concert-room, and patiently waited for the end.  At 
length the organist, having exhausted his supply of 
breath, ceased abruptly in the middle of a bar.  With 
the cessation of the strain the dancers likewise came 
to a full stop, swayed a moment, still embracing, and 
then separated, and looked about the circle for 
applause. 
</p>
            <p>“Very well danced!” said one; but it appears the 
compliment was not strong enough for the performers, 
who (forgetful of the proverb) took up the tale in 
person. 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” said Johnson, “I mayn't be no sailor, but I can 
dance!” 
</p>
            <p>And his late partner, with an almost pathetic 
conviction, added, “My foot is as light as a feather.” 
</p>
            <p>Seeing how the wind set, you may be sure I added a few 
words of praise before I carried Johnson alone into the 
passage: to whom, thus mollified, I told so much as I 
judged needful of our situation, and begged him, if he 
would not take the job himself, to find me a smart man. 
</p>
            <p>“Me!” he cried; “I couldn't no more do it than I could 
try to go to hell!” 
</p>
            <p>“I thought you were a mate?” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“So I am a mate,” giggled Johnson, “and you don't catch 
me shipping noways else.  But I'll tell you what: I 
believe I can get you Arty Nares.  You seen Arty; 
first-rate navigator, and a son of a gun for style.” 
And he proceeded to explain to me that Mr. Nares, who 
had the promise of a fine barque in six months, after 
things had quieted down, was in the meantime living 
very private, and would be pleased to have a change of 
air. 
</p>
            <p>I called out Pinkerton and told him.  “Nares!” he 
cried, as soon as I had come to the name, “I would jump 
at the chance of a man that had had Nares's trousers 
on! Why, Loudon, he's the smartest deep-water mate out 
of San Francisco, and draws his dividends regular in 
service and out.” This hearty indorsation clinched the 
proposal; Johnson agreed to produce Nares before six 
the following morning; and Black Tom, being called into 
the consultation, promised us four smart hands for the 
same hour, and even (what appeared to all of us 
excessive) promised them sober. 
</p>
            <p>The streets were fully lighted when we left Black Tom's: 
street after street sparkling with gas or electricity, 
line after line of distant luminaries climbing the steep 
sides of hills towards the over-vaulting darkness; and 
on the other hand, where the 
waters of the bay invisibly trembled, a hundred riding 
lanterns marked the position of a hundred ships.  The 
sea-fog flew high in heaven; and at the level of man's 
life and business it was clear and chill.  By silent 
consent we paid the hack off, and proceeded arm-in-arm 
towards the “Poodle Dog” for dinner. 
</p>
            <p>At one of the first hoardings I was aware of a 
bill-sticker at work: it was a late hour for this 
employment, and I checked Pinkerton until the sheet 
should be unfolded.  This is what I read:— 
</p>
            <p>TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD. 
</p>
            <p>OFFICERS AND MEN OF THE 
WRECKED BRIG “FLYING SCUD” 
</p>
            <p>APPLYING, PERSONALLY OR BY LETTER, 
AT THE OFFICE OF JAMES PINKERTON, MONTANA BLOCK, 
BEFORE NOON TO-MORROW, TUESDAY, 12TH, 
WILL RECEIVE 
</p>
            <p>TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD. 
</p>
            <p>“This is your idea, Pinkerton!” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes.  They've lost no time; I'll say that for 
them— not like the Fraud,” said he. 
“But mind you, Loudon, that's not half of it. 
The cream of the idea's here: we know our man's sick; 
well, a copy of that has been mailed to every hospital, 
every doctor, and every drug-store in San Francisco.” 
</p>
            <p>Of course, from the nature of our business, Pinkerton 
could do a thing of the kind at a figure extremely 
reduced; for all that, I was appalled at the 
extravagance, and said so. 
</p>
            <p>“What matter a few dollars now?” he replied sadly; 
“it's in three months that the pull comes, Loudon.” 
</p>
            <p>We walked on again in silence, not without a shiver. 
Even at the “Poodle Dog” we took our food with small 
appetite and less speech; and it was not until he was 
warmed with a third glass of champagne that Pinkerton 
cleared his throat and looked upon me with a 
deprecating eye. 
</p>
            <p>“Loudon,” said he, “there was a subject you didn't wish 
to be referred to.  I only want to do so indirectly. 
It wasn't”—he faltered—“it wasn't because you were 
dissatisfied with me?” he concluded, with a quaver. 
</p>
            <p>“Pinkerton!” cried I. 
</p>
            <p>“No, no, not a word just now,” he hastened to proceed; 
“let me speak first.  I appreciate, though I can't 
imitate, the delicacy of your nature; and I can well 
understand you would rather die than speak of it, and 
yet might feel disappointed.  I did think I could have 
done better myself.  But when I found how tight money 
was in this city, and a man like Douglas B. Longhurst— 
a forty-niner, the man that stood at bay in a corn 
patch for five hours against the San Diablo squatters— 
weakening on the operation, I tell you, Loudon, I began 
to despair; and—I may have made mistakes, no doubt 
there are thousands who could have done better—but I 
give you a loyal hand on it, I did my best.” 
</p>
            <p>“My poor Jim,” said I, “as if I ever doubted you! as if 
I didn't know you had done wonders! All day I've been 
admiring your energy and resource.  And as for that 
affair—” 
</p>
            <p>“No, Loudon, no more—not a word more! don't want to 
hear,” cried Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, to tell you the truth, I don't want to tell 
you,” said I; “for it's a thing I'm ashamed of.” 
</p>
            <p>“Ashamed, Loudon? O, don't say that; don't use such an 
expression, even in jest!” protested Pinkerton. 
</p>
            <p>“Do you never do anything you're ashamed of?” I 
inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” says he, rolling his eyes; “why? I'm sometimes 
sorry afterwards, when it pans out different from what 
I figured.  But I can't see what I would want to be 
ashamed for.” 
</p>
            <p>I sat a while considering with admiration the 
simplicity of my friend's character.  Then I sighed. 
“Do you know, Jim, what I'm sorriest for?” said I.  “At 
this rate I can't be best man at your marriage.” 
</p>
            <p>“My marriage!” he repeated, echoing the sigh.  “No 
marriage for me now.  I'm going right down to-night to 
break it to her.  I think that's what's shaken me all 
day.  I feel as if I had had no right (after I was 
engaged) to operate so widely.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, you know, Jim, it was my doing, and you must lay 
the blame on me,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Not a cent of it!” he cried.  “I was as eager as 
yourself, only not so bright at the beginning.  No; 
I've myself to thank for it; but it's a wrench.” 
</p>
            <p>While Jim departed on his dolorous mission, I returned 
alone to the office, lit the gas, and sat down to 
reflect on the events of that momentous day: on the 
strange features of the tale that had been so far 
unfolded, the disappearances, the terrors, the great 
sums of money; and on the dangerous and ungrateful task 
that awaited me in the immediate future. 
</p>
            <p>It is difficult, in the retrospect of such affairs, to 
avoid attributing to ourselves in the past a measure of 
the knowledge we possess to-day.  But I may say, and 
yet be well within the mark, that I was consumed that 
night with a fever of suspicion and curiosity; 
exhausted my fancy in solutions, which I still 
dismissed as incommensurable with the facts; and in the 
mystery by which I saw myself surrounded found a 
precious stimulus for my courage and a convenient 
soothing draught for conscience.  Even had all been 
plain sailing, I do not hint that I should have drawn 
back.  Smuggling is one of the meanest of crimes, for 
by that we rob a whole country PRO RATA, and are 
therefore certain to impoverish the poor: to smuggle 
opium is an offence particularly dark, since it stands 
related—not so much to murder, as to massacre.  Upon 
all these points I was quite clear; my sympathy was all 
in arms against my interest; and had not Jim been 
involved, I could have dwelt almost with satisfaction 
on the idea of my failure.  But Jim, his whole fortune, 
and his marriage depended upon my success; and I 
preferred the interests of my friend before those of 
all the islanders in the South Seas.  This is a poor, 
private morality, if you like; but it is mine, and the 
best I have; and I am not half so much ashamed of 
having embarked at all on this adventure, as I am proud 
that (while I was in it, and for the sake of my friend) 
I was up early and down late, set my own hand to 
everything, took dangers as they came, and for once in 
my life played the man throughout.  At the same time I 
could have desired another field of energy; and I was 
the more grateful for the redeeming element of mystery. 
Without that, though I might have gone ahead and done 
as well, it would scarce have been with ardour; and 
what inspired me that night with an impatient greed of 
the sea, the island, and the wreck, was the hope that I 
might stumble there upon the answer to a hundred 
questions, and learn why Captain Trent fanned his red 
face in the exchange, and why Mr. Dickson fled from the 
telephone in the Mission Street lodging-house. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c11" type="chapter">
            <head>XI — IN WHICH JIM AND I TAKE DIFFERENT WAYS</head>
            <p>I WAS unhappy when I closed my eyes; and it was to 
unhappiness that I opened them again next morning, to a 
confused sense of some calamity still inarticulate, and 
to the consciousness of jaded limbs and of a swimming 
head.  I must have lain for some time inert and 
stupidly miserable before I became aware of a 
reiterated knocking at the door; with which discovery 
all my wits flowed back in their accustomed channels, 
and I remembered the sale and the wreck, and Goddedaal 
and Nares, and Johnson and Black Tom, and the troubles 
of yesterday and the manifold engagements of the day 
that was to come.  The thought thrilled me like a 
trumpet in the hour of battle.  In a moment I had 
leaped from bed, crossed the office where Pinkerton lay 
in a deep trance of sleep on the convertible sofa, and 
stood in the doorway, in my night gear, to receive our 
visitor. 
</p>
            <p>Johnson was first, by way of usher, smiling.  From a 
little behind, with his Sunday hat tilted forward over 
his brow and a cigar glowing between his lips, Captain 
Nares acknowledged our previous acquaintance with a 
succinct nod.  Behind him again, in the top of the 
stairway, a knot of sailors, the new crew of the 
NORAH CREINA, stood polishing the wall with back and 
elbow.  These I left without to their reflections.  But 
our two officers I carried at once into the office, 
where (taking Jim by the shoulder) I shook him slowly 
into consciousness.  He sat up, all abroad for the 
moment, and stared on the new captain. 
</p>
            <p>“Jim,” said I, “this is Captain Nares.  Captain, Mr. 
Pinkerton.” 
</p>
            <p>Nares repeated his curt nod, still without speech; and 
I thought he held us both under a watchful scrutiny. 
</p>
            <p>“O!” says Jim, “this is Captain Nares, is it? 
Good-morning, Captain Nares.  Happy to have the pleasure of 
your acquaintance, sir.  I know you well by reputation.” 
</p>
            <p>Perhaps, under the circumstances of the moment, this 
was scarce a welcome speech.  At least, Nares received 
it with a grunt. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, Captain,” Jim continued, “you know about the 
size of the business? You're to take the Norah Creina 
to Midway Island, break up a wreck, call at Honolulu, 
and back to this port? I suppose that's understood?” 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” returned Nares, with the same unamiable 
reserve, “for a reason, which I guess you know, the 
cruise may suit me: but there's a point or two to 
settle.  We shall have to talk, Mr. Pinkerton.  But 
whether I go or not, somebody will.  There's no sense 
in losing time; and you might give Mr. Johnson a note, 
let him take the hands right down, and set to to 
overhaul the rigging.  The beasts look sober,” he 
added, with an air of great disgust, “and need putting 
to work to keep them so.” 
</p>
            <p>This being agreed upon, Nares watched his subordinate 
depart, and drew a visible breath. 
</p>
            <p>“And now we're alone and can talk,” said he “What's 
this thing about? It's been advertised like Barnum's 
museum; that poster of yours has set the Front talking. 
That's an objection in itself, for I'm laying a little 
dark just now; and, anyway, before I take the ship, I 
require to know what I'm going after.” 
</p>
            <p>Thereupon Pinkerton gave him the whole tale, beginning 
with a business-like precision, and working himself up, 
as he went on, to the boiling-point of narrative 
enthusiasm.  Nares sat and smoked, hat still on head, 
and acknowledged each fresh feature of the story with a 
frowning nod.  But his pale blue eyes betrayed him, and 
lighted visibly. 
</p>
            <p>“Now you see for yourself,” Pinkerton concluded; 
“there's every last chance that Trent has skipped to 
Honolulu, and it won't take much of that fifty thousand 
dollars to charter a smart schooner down to Midway. 
Here's where I want a man!” cried Jim, with contagious 
energy.  “That wreck's mine; I've paid for it, money 
down; and if it's got to be fought for, I want to see 
it fought for lively.  If you're not back in ninety 
days, I tell you plainly I'll make one of the biggest 
busts ever seen upon this coast.  It's life or death 
for Mr. Dodd and me.  As like as not it'll come to 
grapples on the island; and when I heard your name last 
night—and a blame' sight more this morning when I saw 
the eye you've got in your head—I said, 'Nares is good 
enough for me!'” 
</p>
            <p>“I guess,” observed Nares, studying the ash of his 
cigar, “the sooner I get that schooner outside the 
Farallones the better you'll be pleased.” 
</p>
            <p>“You're the man I dreamed of!” cried Jim, bouncing on 
the bed.  “There's not five per cent. of fraud in all 
your carcase.” 
</p>
            <p>“Just hold on,” said Nares.  “There's another point.  I 
heard some talk about a supercargo.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's Mr. Dodd here, my partner,” said Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't see it,” returned the captain drily.  “One 
captain's enough for any ship that ever I was aboard.” 
</p>
            <p>“Now don't you start disappointing me,” said Pinkerton, 
“for you're talking without thought.  I'm not going to 
give you the run of the books of this firm, am I? I 
guess not.  Well, this is not only a cruise, it's a 
business operation, and that's in the hands of my 
partner.  You sail that ship, you see to breaking up 
that wreck and keeping the men upon the jump, and 
you'll find your hands about full.  Only, no mistake 
about one thing; it has to be done to Mr. Dodd's 
satisfaction, for it's Mr. Dodd that's paying.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'm accustomed to give satisfaction,” said Mr. Nares, 
with a dark flush. 
</p>
            <p>“And so you will here!” cried Pinkerton.  “I understand 
you.  You're prickly to handle, but you're straight all 
through.” 
</p>
            <p>“The position's got to be understood, though,” returned 
Nares, perhaps a trifle mollified.  “My position, I 
mean.  I'm not going to ship sailing-master; it's 
enough out of my way already, to set a foot on this 
mosquito schooner.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I'll tell you,” retorted Jim, with an 
indescribable twinkle: “you just meet me on the 
ballast, and we'll make it a barquantine.” 
</p>
            <p>Nares laughed a little; tactless Pinkerton had once 
more gained a victory in tact.  “Then there's another 
point,” resumed the captain, tacitly relinquishing the 
last.  “How about the owners?” 
</p>
            <p>“O, you leave that to me; I'm one of Longhurst's crowd, 
you know,” said Jim, with sudden bristling vanity. 
“Any man that's good enough for me, is good enough for 
them.” 
</p>
            <p>“Who are they?” asked Nares. 
</p>
            <p>“M'Intyre and Spittal,” said Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“O well, give me a card of yours,” said the captain; 
“you needn't bother to write; I keep M'Intyre and 
Spittal in my vest-pocket.” 
</p>
            <p>Boast for boast; it was always thus with Nares and 
Pinkerton—the two vainest men of my acquaintance.  And 
having thus reinstated himself in his own opinion, the 
captain rose, and, with a couple of his stiff nods, 
departed. 
</p>
            <p>“Jim,” I cried, as the door closed behind him, “I don't 
like that man.” 
</p>
            <p>“You've just got to, Loudon,” returned Jim.  “He's a 
typical American seaman—brave as a lion, full of 
resource, and stands high with his owners.  He's a man 
with a record.” 
</p>
            <p>“For brutality at sea,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Say what you like,” exclaimed Pinkerton, “it was a 
good hour we got him in: I'd trust Mamie's life to him 
to-morrow.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, and talking of Mamie?” says I. 
</p>
            <p>Jim paused with his trousers half on.  “She's the 
gallantest little soul God ever made!” he cried. 
“Loudon, I'd meant to knock you up last night, and I 
hope you won't take it unfriendly that I didn't.  I 
went in and looked at you asleep; and I saw you were 
all broken up, and let you be.  The news would keep, 
anyway; and even you, Loudon, couldn't feel it the same 
way as I did.” 
</p>
            <p>“What news?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“It's this way,” says Jim.  “I told her how we stood, 
and that I backed down from marrying.  ‘Are you tired 
of me?’ says she: God bless her!  Well, I explained the 
whole thing over again, the chance of smash, your 
absence unavoidable, the point I made of having you for 
the best man, and that.  ‘If you're not tired of me, I 
think I see one way to manage,’ says she.  ‘Let's get 
married to-morrow, and Mr. Loudon can be best man 
before he goes to sea.’ That's how she said it, crisp 
and bright, like one of Dickens's characters.  It was 
no good for me to talk about the smash.  ‘You'll want 
me all the more,’ she said.  Loudon, I only pray I can 
make it up to her; I prayed for it last night beside 
your bed, while you lay sleeping—for you, and Mamie 
and myself; and—I don't know if you quite believe in 
prayer, I'm a bit Ingersollian myself—but a kind of 
sweetness came over me, and I couldn't help but think 
it was an answer.  Never was a man so lucky! You and me 
and Mamie; it's a triple cord, Loudon.  If either of 
you were to die! And she likes you so much, and thinks 
you so accomplished and distingue-looking, and was just 
as set as I was to have you for best man.  ‘Mr. 
Loudon,’ she calls you; seems to me so friendly! And 
she sat up till three in the morning fixing up a 
costume for the marriage; it did me good to see her, 
Loudon, and to see that needle going, going, and to say 
‘All this hurry, Jim, is just to marry you!’ I couldn't 
believe it; it was so like some blame' fairy story.  To 
think of those old tin-type times about turned my head; 
I was so unrefined then, and so illiterate, and so 
lonesome; and here I am in clover, and I'm blamed if I 
can see what I've done to deserve it.” 
</p>
            <p>So he poured forth with innocent volubility the fulness 
of his heart; and I, from these irregular 
communications, must pick out, here a little and there 
a little, the particulars of his new plan.  They were 
to be married, sure enough, that day; the wedding 
breakfast was to be at Frank's; the evening to be 
passed in a visit of God-speed aboard the NORAH 
CREINA; and then we were to part, Jim and I—he to his 
married life, I on my sea-enterprise.  If ever I 
cherished an ill-feeling for Miss Mamie, I forgave her 
now; so brave and kind, so pretty and venturesome, was 
her decision.  The weather frowned overhead with a 
leaden sky, and San Francisco had never (in all my 
experience) looked so bleak and gaunt, and shoddy and 
crazy, like a city prematurely old; but through all my 
wanderings and errands to and fro, by the dockside or 
in the jostling street, among rude sounds and ugly 
sights, there ran in my mind, like a tiny strain of 
music, the thought of my friend's happiness. 
</p>
            <p>For that was indeed a day of many and incongruous 
occupations.  Breakfast was scarce swallowed before Jim 
must run to the City Hall and Frank's about the cares 
of marriage, and I hurry to John Smith's upon the 
account of stores, and thence, on a visit of 
certification, to the NORAH CREINA.  Methought she 
looked smaller than ever, sundry great ships 
overspiring her from close without.  She was already a 
nightmare of disorder; and the wharf alongside was 
piled with a world of casks and cases and tins, and 
tools and coils of rope, and miniature barrels of giant 
powder, such as it seemed no human ingenuity could 
stuff on board of her.  Johnson was in the waist, in a 
red shirt and dungaree trousers, his eye kindled with 
activity.  With him I exchanged a word or two; thence 
stepped aft along the narrow alleyway between the house 
and the rail, and down the companion to the main cabin, 
where the captain sat with the commissioner at wine. 
</p>
            <p>I gazed with disaffection at the little box which for 
many a day I was to call home.  On the starboard was a 
stateroom for the captain; on the port a pair of frowsy 
berths, one over the other, and abutting astern upon 
the side of an unsavoury cupboard.  The walls were 
yellow and damp, the floor black and greasy; there was 
a prodigious litter of straw, old newspapers, and 
broken packing-cases; and by way of ornament, only a 
glass-rack, a thermometer presented “with compliments” 
of some advertising whisky-dealer, and a swinging lamp. 
It was hard to foresee that, before a week was up, I 
should regard that cabin as cheerful, lightsome, airy, 
and even spacious. 
</p>
            <p>I was presented to the commissioner, and to a young 
friend of his whom he had brought with him for the 
purpose (apparently) of smoking cigars; and after we 
had pledged one another in a glass of California port, 
a trifle sweet and sticky for a morning beverage, the 
functionary spread his papers on the table, and the 
hands were summoned.  Down they trooped, accordingly, 
into the cabin; and stood eyeing the ceiling or the 
floor, the picture of sheepish embarrassment, and with 
a common air of wanting to expectorate and not quite 
daring.  In admirable contrast stood the Chinese cook, 
easy, dignified, set apart by spotless raiment, the 
hidalgo of the seas. 
</p>
            <p>I daresay you never had occasion to assist at the farce 
which followed.  Our shipping laws in the United States 
(thanks to the inimitable Dana) are conceived in a 
spirit of paternal stringency, and proceed throughout 
on the hypothesis that poor Jack is an imbecile, and 
the other parties to the contract, rogues and ruffians. 
A long and wordy paper of precautions, a fo'c's'le bill 
of rights, must be read separately to each man.  I had 
now the benefit of hearing it five times in brisk 
succession; and you would suppose I was acquainted with 
its contents.  But the commissioner (worthy man) spends 
his days in doing little else; and when we bear in mind 
the parallel case of the irreverent curate, we need not 
be surprised that he took the passage TEMPO 
PRESTISSIMO, in one roulade of gabble—that I, with 
the trained attention of an educated man, could gather 
but a fraction of its import—and the sailors nothing. 
No profanity in giving orders, no sheath-knives, Midway 
Island and any other port the master may direct, not to 
exceed six calendar months, and to this port to be paid 
off: so it seemed to run, with surprising verbiage; so 
ended.  And with the end the commissioner, in each 
case, fetched a deep breath, resumed his natural voice, 
and proceeded to business.  “Now, my man,” he would 
say, “you ship A. B. at so many dollars, American gold 
coin.  Sign your name here, if you have one, and can 
write.” Whereupon, and the name (with infinite hard 
breathing) being signed, the commissioner would proceed 
to fill in the man's appearance, height, etc., on the 
official form.  In this task of literary portraiture he 
seemed to rely wholly upon temperament; for I could not 
perceive him to cast one glance on any of his models. 
He was assisted, however, by a running commentary from 
the captain: “Hair blue and eyes red, nose five foot 
seven, and stature broken”—jests as old, presumably, 
as the American marine; and, like the similar 
pleasantries of the billiard board, perennially 
relished.  The highest note of humour was reached in 
the case of the Chinese cook, who was shipped under the 
name of “One Lung,” to the sound of his own protests 
and the self-approving chuckles of the functionary. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, captain,” said the latter, when the men were 
gone, and he had bundled up his papers, “the law 
requires you to carry a slop-chest and a chest of 
medicines.” 
</p>
            <p>“I guess I know that,” said Nares. 
</p>
            <p>“I guess you do,” returned the commissioner, and helped 
himself to port. 
</p>
            <p>But when he was gone, I appealed to Nares on the same 
subject, for I was well aware we carried none of these 
provisions. 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” drawled Nares, “there's sixty pounds of 
niggerhead on the quay, isn't there? and twenty pounds 
of salts; and I never travel without some pain-killer 
in my gripsack.” 
</p>
            <p>As a matter of fact, we were richer.  The captain had 
the usual sailor's provision of quack medicines, with 
which, in the usual sailor fashion, he would daily drug 
himself, displaying an extreme inconstancy, and 
flitting from Kennedy's Red Discovery to Kennedy's 
White, and from Hood's Sarsaparilla to Mother Seigel's 
Syrup.  And there were, besides, some mildewed and 
half-empty bottles, the labels obliterated, over which 
Nares would sometimes sniff and speculate.  “Seems to 
smell like diarrhaea stuff,” he would remark.  “I 
wish't I knew, and I would try it.” But the slop-chest 
was indeed represented by the plugs of niggerhead, and 
nothing else.  Thus paternal laws are made, thus they 
are evaded; and the schooner put to sea, like plenty of 
her neighbours, liable to a fine of six hundred 
dollars. 
</p>
            <p>This characteristic scene, which has delayed me 
overlong, was but a moment in that day of exercise and 
agitation.  To fit out a schooner for sea and improvise 
a marriage, between dawn and dusk, involves heroic 
effort.  All day Jim and I ran and tramped, and laughed 
and came near crying, and fell in sudden anxious 
consultations, and were sped (with a prepared sarcasm 
on our lips) to some fallacious milliner, and made 
dashes to the schooner and John Smith's, and at every 
second corner were reminded (by our own huge posters) 
of our desperate estate.  Between-whiles I had found 
the time to hover at some half a dozen jewellers' 
windows; and my present, thus intemperately chosen, was 
graciously accepted.  I believe, indeed, that was the 
last (though not the least) of my concerns, before the 
old minister, shabby and benign, was routed from his 
house and led to the office like a performing poodle; 
and there, in the growing dusk, under the cold glitter 
of Thirteen Star, two hundred strong, and beside the 
garish glories of the agricultural engine, Mamie and 
Jim were made one.  The scene was incongruous, but the 
business pretty, whimsical, and affecting; the 
typewriters with such kindly faces and fine posies, 
Mamie so demure, and Jim—how shall I describe that 
poor, transfigured Jim? He began by taking the minister 
aside to the far end of the office.  I knew not what he 
said, but I have reason to believe he was protesting 
his unfitness, for he wept as he said it; and the old 
minister, himself genuinely moved, was heard to console 
and encourage him, and at one time to use this 
expression: “I assure you, Mr. Pinkerton, there are not 
many who can say so much”—from which I gathered that 
my friend had tempered his self-accusations with at 
least one legitimate boast.  From this ghostly 
counselling, Jim turned to me; and though he never got 
beyond the explosive utterance of my name and one 
fierce handgrip, communicated some of his own emotion, 
like a charge of electricity, to his best man.  We 
stood up to the ceremony at last, in a general and 
kindly discomposure.  Jim was all abroad; and the 
divine himself betrayed his sympathy in voice and 
demeanour, and concluded with a fatherly allocution, in 
which he congratulated Mamie (calling her “my dear”) 
upon the fortune of an excellent husband, and protested 
he had rarely married a more interesting couple.  At 
this stage, like a glory descending, there was handed 
in, EX MACHINA, the card of Douglas B. Longhurst, 
with congratulations and four dozen Perrier-Jouet.  A 
bottle was opened, and the minister pledged the bride, 
and the bridesmaids simpered and tasted, and I made a 
speech with airy bacchanalianism, glass in hand.  But 
poor Jim must leave the wine untasted.  “Don't touch 
it,” I had found the opportunity to whisper; “in your 
state it will make you as drunk as a fiddler.” And Jim 
had wrung my hand with a “God bless you, Loudon!—saved 
me again!” 
</p>
            <p>Hard following upon this, the supper passed off at 
Frank's with somewhat tremulous gaiety; and thence, 
with one-half of the Perrier-Jouet—I would accept no 
more—we voyaged in a hack to the NORAH CREINA. 
</p>
            <p>“What a dear little ship!” cried Mamie, as our 
miniature craft was pointed out to her; and then, on 
second thought, she turned to the best man.  “And how 
brave you must be, Mr. Dodd,” she cried, “to go in that 
tiny thing so far upon the ocean!” And I perceived I 
had risen in the lady's estimation. 
</p>
            <p>The “dear little ship” presented a horrid picture of 
confusion, and its occupants of weariness and ill-humour. 
From the cabin the cook was storing tins into 
the lazarette, and the four hands, sweaty and sullen, 
were passing them from one to another from the waist. 
Johnson was three parts asleep over the table; and in 
his bunk, in his own cabin, the captain sourly chewed 
and puffed at a cigar. 
</p>
            <p>“See here,” he said, rising; “you'll be sorry you came. 
We can't stop work if we're to get away to-morrow.  A 
ship getting ready for sea is no place for people, 
anyway.  You'll only interrupt my men.” 
</p>
            <p>I was on the point of answering something tart; but 
Jim, who was acquainted with the breed, as he was with 
most things that had a bearing on affairs, made haste 
to pour in oil. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain,” he said, “I know we're a nuisance here, and 
that you've had a rough time.  But all we want is that 
you should drink one glass of wine with us, Perrier-Jouet, 
from Longhurst, on the occasion of my marriage, 
and Loudon's—Mr. Dodd's—departure.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it's your look-out,” said Nares.  “I don't mind 
half an hour.  Spell, O!” he added to the men; “go and 
kick your heels for half an hour, and then you can turn 
to again a trifle livelier.  Johnson, see if you can't 
wipe off a chair for the lady.” 
</p>
            <p>His tone was no more gracious than his language; but 
when Mamie had turned upon him the soft fire of her 
eyes, and informed him that he was the first sea-captain 
she had ever met, “except captains of steamers, 
of course”—she so qualified the statement—and had 
expressed a lively sense of his courage, and perhaps 
implied (for I suppose the arts of ladies are the same 
as those of men) a modest consciousness of his good 
looks, our bear began insensibly to soften; and it was 
already part as an apology, though still with 
unaffected heat of temper, that he volunteered some 
sketch of his annoyances. 
</p>
            <p>“A pretty mess we've had!” said he.  “Half the stores 
were wrong; I'll wring John Smith's neck for him some 
of these days.  Then two newspaper beasts came down, 
and tried to raise copy out of me, till I threatened 
them with the first thing handy; and then some kind of 
missionary bug, wanting to work his passage to Raiatea 
or somewhere.  I told him I would take him off the 
wharf with the butt end of my boot, and he went away 
cursing.  This vessel's been depreciated by the look of 
him.” 
</p>
            <p>While the captain spoke, with his strange, humorous, 
arrogant abruptness, I observed Jim to be sizing him 
up, like a thing at once quaint and familiar, and with 
a scrutiny that was both curious and knowing. 
</p>
            <p>“One word, dear boy,” he said, turning suddenly to me. 
And when he had drawn me on deck—“That man,” says he, 
“will carry sail till your hair grows white; but never 
you let on—never breathe a word.  I know his line: 
he'll die before he'll take advice; and if you get his 
back up, he'll run you right under.  I don't often jam 
in my advice, Loudon; and when I do, it means I'm 
thoroughly posted.” 
</p>
            <p>The little party in the cabin, so disastrously begun, 
finished, under the mellowing influence of wine and 
woman, in excellent feeling and with some hilarity. 
Mamie, in a plush Gainsborough hat and a gown of 
wine-coloured silk, sat, an apparent queen, among her rude 
surroundings and companions.  The dusky litter of the 
cabin set off her radiant trimness: tarry Johnson was a 
foil to her fair beauty; she glowed in that poor place, 
fair as a star; until even I, who was not usually of 
her admirers, caught a spark of admiration; and even 
the captain, who was in no courtly humour, proposed 
that the scene should be commemorated by my pencil.  It 
was the last act of the evening.  Hurriedly as I went 
about my task, the half-hour had lengthened out to more 
than three before it was completed: Mamie in full 
value, the rest of the party figuring in outline only, 
and the artist himself introduced in a back view, which 
was pronounced a likeness.  But it was to Mamie that I 
devoted the best of my attention; and it was with her I 
made my chief success. 
</p>
            <p>“O!” she cried, “am I really like that?  No wonder Jim 
...” She paused.  “Why, it's just as lovely as he's 
good!” she cried: an epigram which was appreciated, and 
repeated as we made our salutations, and called out 
after the retreating couple as they passed away under 
the lamplight on the wharf.” 
</p>
            <p>Thus it was that our farewells were smuggled through 
under an ambuscade of laughter, and the parting over 
ere I knew it was begun.  The figures vanished, the 
steps died away along the silent city front; on board, 
the men had returned to their labours, the captain to 
his solitary cigar; and after that long and complex day 
of business and emotion, I was at last alone and free. 
It was, perhaps, chiefly fatigue that made my heart so 
heavy.  I leaned, at least, upon the house, and stared 
at the foggy heaven, or over the rail at the wavering 
reflection of the lamps, like a man that was quite done 
with hope and would have welcomed the asylum of the 
grave.  And all at once, as I thus stood, the CITY 
OF PEKIN flashed into my mind, racing her thirteen 
knots for Honolulu, with the hated Trent—perhaps with 
the mysterious Goddedaal—on board; and with the 
thought, the blood leaped and careered through all my 
body.  It seemed no chase at all; it seemed we had no 
chance, as we lay there bound to iron pillars, and 
fooling away the precious moments over tins of beans. 
“Let them get there first!” I thought.  “Let them! We 
can't be long behind.” And from that moment I date 
myself a man of a rounded experience: nothing had 
lacked but this—that I should entertain and welcome 
the grim thought of bloodshed. 
</p>
            <p>It was long before the toil remitted in the cabin, and 
it was worth my while to get to bed; long after that, 
before sleep favoured me; and scarce a moment later (or 
so it seemed) when I was recalled to consciousness by 
bawling men and the jar of straining hawsers. 
</p>
            <p>The schooner was cast off before I got on deck.  In the 
misty obscurity of the first dawn I saw the tug heading 
us with glowing fires and blowing smoke, and heard her 
beat the roughened waters of the bay.  Beside us, on 
her flock of hills, the lighted city towered up and 
stood swollen in the raw fog.  It was strange to see 
her burn on thus wastefully, with half-quenched 
luminaries, when the dawn was already grown strong 
enough to show me, and to suffer me to recognise, a 
solitary figure standing by the piles. 
</p>
            <p>Or was it really the eye, and not rather the heart, 
that identified that shadow in the dusk, among the 
shoreside lamps? I know not.  It was Jim, at least; 
Jim, come for a last look; and we had but time to wave 
a valedictory gesture and exchange a wordless cry. 
This was our second parting, and our capacities were 
now reversed.  It was mine to play the Argonaut, to 
speed affairs, to plan and to accomplish—if need were, 
at the price of life; it was his to sit at home, to 
study the calendar, and to wait.  I knew, besides, 
another thing that gave me joy—I knew that my friend 
had succeeded in my education; that the romance of 
business, if our fantastic purchase merited the name, 
had at last stirred my dilettante nature; and as we 
swept under cloudy Tamalpais and through the roaring 
narrows of the bay, the Yankee blood sang in my veins 
with suspense and exultation. 
</p>
            <p>Outside the heads, as if to meet my desire, we found it 
blowing fresh from the north-east.  No time had been 
lost.  The sun was not yet up before the tug cast off 
the hawser, gave us a salute of three whistles, and 
turned homeward toward the coast, which now began to 
gleam along its margin with the earliest rays of day. 
There was no other ship in view when the NORAH 
CREINA, lying over under all plain sail, began her 
long and lonely voyage to the wreck. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c12" type="chapter">
            <head>XII — THE “NORAH CREINA”</head>
            <p>I LOVE to recall the glad monotony of a Pacific voyage, 
when the trades are not stinted, and the ship, day 
after day, goes free.  The mountain scenery of 
trade-wind clouds, watched (and in my case painted) under 
every vicissitude of light—blotting stars, withering 
in the moon's glory, barring the scarlet eve, lying 
across the dawn collapsed into the unfeatured morning 
bank, or at noon raising their snowy summits between 
the blue roof of heaven and the blue floor of sea; the 
small, busy, and deliberate world of the schooner, with 
its unfamiliar scenes, the spearing of dolphin from the 
bowsprit end, the holy war on sharks, the cook making 
bread on the main hatch; reefing down before a violent 
squall, with the men hanging out on the foot-ropes; the 
squall itself, the catch at the heart, the opened 
sluices of the sky; and the relief, the renewed 
loveliness of life, when all is over, the sun forth 
again, and our out-fought enemy only a blot upon the 
leeward sea.  I love to recall, and would that I could 
reproduce that life, the unforgettable, the 
unrememberable.  The memory, which shows so wise a 
backwardness in registering pain, is besides an 
imperfect recorder of extended pleasures; and a 
long-continued wellbeing escapes (as it were, by its mass) 
our petty methods of commemoration.  On a part of our 
life's map there lies a roseate, undecipherable haze, 
and that is all. 
</p>
            <p>Of one thing, if I am at all to trust my own annals, I 
was delightedly conscious.  Day after day, in the 
sun-gilded cabin, the whisky-dealer's thermometer stood at 
84 degrees.  Day after day the air had the same 
indescribable liveliness and sweetness, soft and 
nimble, and cool as the cheek of health.  Day after day 
the sun flamed; night after night the moon beaconed, or 
the stars paraded their lustrous regiment.  I was aware 
of a spiritual change, or, perhaps, rather a molecular 
reconstitution.  My bones were sweeter to me.  I had 
come home to my own climate, and looked back with pity 
on those damp and wintry zones miscalled the temperate. 
</p>
            <p>“Two years of this, and comfortable quarters to live 
in, kind of shake the grit out of a man,” the captain 
remarked; “can't make out to be happy anywhere else.  A 
townie of mine was lost down this way, in a coalship 
that took fire at sea.  He struck the beach somewhere 
in the Navigators; and he wrote to me that when he left 
the place it would be feet first.  He's well off, too, 
and his father owns some coasting craft Down East; but 
Billy prefers the beach, and hot rolls off the 
bread-fruit trees.” 
</p>
            <p>A voice told me I was on the same track as Billy.  But 
when was this? Our outward track in the NORAH 
CREINA lay well to the northward; and perhaps it is 
but the impression of a few pet days which I have 
unconsciously spread longer, or perhaps the feeling 
grew upon me later, in the run to Honolulu.  One thing 
I am sure: it was before I had ever seen an island 
worthy of the name that I must date my loyalty to the 
South Seas.  The blank sea itself grew desirable under 
such skies; and wherever the trade-wind blows I know no 
better country than a schooner's deck. 
</p>
            <p>But for the tugging anxiety as to the journeys end, the 
journey itself must thus have counted for the best of 
holidays.  My physical wellbeing was over-proof; 
effects of sea and sky kept me for ever busy with my 
pencil; and I had no lack of intellectual exercise of a 
different order in the study of my inconsistent friend, 
the captain.  I call him friend, here on the threshold; 
but that is to look well ahead.  At first I was too 
much horrified by what I considered his barbarities, 
too much puzzled by his shifting humours, and too 
frequently annoyed by his small vanities, to regard him 
otherwise than as the cross of my existence.  It was 
only by degrees, in his rare hours of pleasantness, 
when he forgot (and made me forget) the weaknesses to 
which he was so prone, that he won me to a kind of 
unconsenting fondness.  Lastly, the faults were all 
embraced in a more generous view; I saw them in their 
place, like discords in a musical progression; and 
accepted them and found them picturesque, as we accept 
and admire, in the habitable face of nature, the smoky 
head of the volcano or the pernicious thicket of the 
swamp. 
</p>
            <p>He was come of good people Down East, and had the 
beginnings of a thorough education.  His temper had 
been ungovernable from the first; and it is likely the 
defect was inherited, and the blame of the rupture not 
entirely his.  He ran away at least to sea; suffered 
horrible maltreatment, which seemed to have rather 
hardened than enlightened him; ran away again to shore 
in a South American port; proved his capacity and made 
money, although still a child; fell among thieves and 
was robbed; worked back a passage to the States, and 
knocked one morning at the door of an old lady whose 
orchard he had often robbed.  The introduction appears 
insufficient; but Nares knew what he was doing.  The 
sight of her old neighbourly depredator shivering at 
the door in tatters, the very oddity of his appeal, 
touched a soft spot in the spinster's heart.  “I always 
had a fancy for the old lady,” Nares said, “even when 
she used to stampede me out of the orchard, and shake 
her thimble and her old curls at me out of the window 
as I was going by; I always thought she was a kind of 
pleasant old girl.  Well, when she came to the door 
that morning, I told her so, and that I was stone-broke; 
and she took me right in, and fetched out the 
pie.” She clothed him, taught him, and had him to sea 
again in better shape, welcomed him to her hearth on 
his return from every cruise, and when she died 
bequeathed him her possessions.  “She was a good old 
girl,” he would say; “I tell you, Mr. Dodd, it was a 
queer thing to see me and the old lady talking a 
PASEAR in the garden, and the old man scowling at us 
over the pickets.  She lived right next door to the old 
man, and I guess that's just what took me there.  I 
wanted him to know that I was badly beat, you see, and 
would rather go to the devil than to him.  What made 
the dig harder, he had quarrelled with the old lady 
about me and the orchard: I guess that made him rage. 
Yes, I was a beast when I was young; but I was always 
pretty good to the old lady.” Since then he had 
prospered, not uneventfully, in his profession; the old 
lady's money had fallen in during the voyage of the 
GLEANER, and he was now, as soon as the smoke of that 
engagement cleared away, secure of his ship.  I suppose 
he was about thirty: a powerful, active man, with a 
blue eye, a thick head of hair, about the colour of 
oakum and growing low over the brow; clean-shaved and 
lean about the jaw; a good singer; a good performer on 
that sea-instrument, the accordion; a quick observer, a 
close reasoner; when he pleased, of a really elegant 
address; and when he chose, the greatest brute upon the 
seas. 
</p>
            <p>His usage of the men, his hazing, his bullying, his 
perpetual fault-finding for no cause, his perpetual and 
brutal sarcasm, might have raised a mutiny in a 
slave-galley.  Suppose the steersman's eye to have wandered; 
“You —, —, little, mutton-faced Dutchman,” Nares 
would bawl, “you want a booting to keep you on your 
course! I know a little city-front slush when I see 
one.  Just you glue your eye to that compass, or I'll 
show you round the vessel at the butt-end of my boot.” 
Or suppose a hand to linger aft, whither he had perhaps 
been summoned not a minute before.  “Mr. Daniells, will 
you oblige me by stepping clear of that main-sheet?” 
the captain might begin, with truculent courtesy. 
“Thank you.  And perhaps you'll be so kind as to tell 
me what the hell you're doing on my quarter-deck?  I 
want no dirt of your sort here.  Is there nothing for 
you to do? Where's the mate? Don't you set me to find 
work for you, or I'll find you some that will keep you 
on your back a fortnight.” Such allocutions, conceived 
with a perfect knowledge of his audience, so that every 
insult carried home, were delivered with a mien so 
menacing, and an eye so fiercely cruel, that his 
unhappy subordinates shrank and quailed.  Too often 
violence followed; too often I have heard and seen and 
boiled at the cowardly aggression; and the victim, his 
hands bound by law, has risen again from deck and 
crawled forward stupefied—I know not what passion of 
revenge in his wronged heart. 
</p>
            <p>It seems strange I should have grown to like this 
tyrant.  It may even seem strange that I should have 
stood by and suffered his excesses to proceed.  But I 
was not quite such a chicken as to interfere in public, 
for I would rather have a man or two mishandled than 
one half of us butchered in a mutiny and the rest 
suffer on the gallows.  And in private I was unceasing 
in my protests. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain,” I once said to him, appealing to his 
patriotism, which was of a hardy quality, “this is no 
way to treat American seamen.  You don't call it 
American to treat men like dogs?” 
</p>
            <p>“Americans?” he said grimly.  “Do you call these 
Dutchmen and Scattermouches [1] Americans? I've been 
fourteen years to sea, all but one trip under American 
colours, and I've never laid eye on an American 
foremast hand.  There used to be such things in the old 
days, when thirty-five dollars were the wages out of 
Boston; and then you could see ships handled and run 
the way they want to be.  But that's all past and gone, 
and nowadays the only thing that flies in an American 
ship is a belaying-pin.  You don't know, you haven't a 
guess.  How would you like to go on deck for your 
middle watch, fourteen months on end, with all your 
duty to do, and every one's life depending on you, and 
expect to get a knife ripped into you as you come out 
of your state-room, or be sand-bagged as you pass the 
boat, or get trapped into the hold if the hatches are 
off in fine weather? That kind of shakes the starch out 
of the brotherly love and New Jerusalem business.  You 
go through the mill, and you'll have a bigger grudge 
against every old shellback that dirties his plate in 
the three oceans than the Bank of California could 
settle up.  No; it has an ugly look to it, but the only 
way to run a ship is to make yourself a terror.” 
</p>
            <p>[1] In sea lingo (Pacific) DUTCHMAN includes all 
Teutons and folk from the basin of the Baltic; 
SCATTERMOUCH, all Latins and Levantines. 
</p>
            <p>“Come, captain,” said I, “there are degrees in 
everything.  You know American ships have a bad name, 
you know perfectly well if it wasn't for the high wage 
and the good food, there's not a man would ship in one 
if he could help; and even as it is, some prefer a 
British ship, beastly food and all.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, the limejuicers?” said he.  “There's plenty booting 
in limejuicers, I guess; though I don't deny but what 
some of them are soft.” And with that he smiled, like a 
man recalling something.  “Look here, that brings a 
yarn in my head,” he resumed, “and for the sake of the 
joke I'll give myself away.  It was in 1874 I shipped 
mate in the British ship MARIA, from 'Frisco for 
Melbourne.  She was the queerest craft in some ways 
that ever I was aboard of.  The food was a caution; 
there was nothing fit to put your lips to but the 
limejuice, which was from the end bin no doubt; it used 
to make me sick to see the men's dinners, and sorry to 
see my own.  The old man was good enough, I guess. 
Green was his name—a mild, fatherly old galoot.  But 
the hands were the lowest gang I ever handled, and 
whenever I tried to knock a little spirit into them the 
old man took their part.  It was Gilbert and Sullivan 
on the high seas; but you bet I wouldn't let any man 
dictate to me.  ‘You give me your orders, Captain 
Green,’ I said, ‘and you'll find I'll carry them out; 
that's all you've got to say.  You'll find I do my 
duty,’ I said; ‘how I do it is my look-out, and there's 
no man born that's going to give me lessons.’  Well, 
there was plenty dirt on board that MARIA first and 
last.  Of course the old man put my back up, and of 
course he put up the crew's, and I had to regular fight 
my way through every watch.  The men got to hate me, 
so's I would hear them grit their teeth when I came up. 
At last one day I saw a big hulking beast of a Dutchman 
booting the ship's boy.  I made one shoot of it off the 
house and laid that Dutchman out.  Up he came, and I 
laid him out again.  ‘Now,’ I said, ‘if there's 
a kick left in you, just mention it, and I'll stamp your ribs 
in like a packing-case.’ He thought better of it, and 
never let on; lay there as mild as a deacon at a funeral, 
and they took him below to reflect on his native Dutchland. 
One night we got caught in rather a dirty thing about 25 
south.  I guess we were all asleep, for the first thing I 
knew there was the fore-royal gone.  I ran forward, bawling 
blue hell; and just as I came by the foremast something 
struck me right through the forearm and stuck there.  I 
put my other hand up, and, by George, it was the grain; 
the beasts had speared me like a porpoise.  ‘Cap'n!’ 
I cried.  ‘What's wrong?’ says he.  ‘They've 
grained me,’ says I.  ‘Grained you?’ says he. 
‘Well, I've been looking for that.’ ‘And by God,’ 
I cried, ‘I want to have some of these beasts murdered for 
it!’ ‘Now, Mr. Nares,’ says he, ‘you better go 
below.  If I had been one of the men, you'd have got more 
than this.  And I want no more of your language on deck. 
You've cost me my fore-royal already,’ says he; ‘and 
if you carry on, you'll have the three sticks out of her.’ 
That was old man Green's idea of supporting officers.  But 
you wait a bit; the cream's coming.  We made Melbourne right 
enough, and the old man said: ‘Mr. Nares, you and me don't draw 
together.  You're a first-rate seaman, no mistake of 
that; but you're the most disagreeable man I ever 
sailed with, and your language and your conduct to the 
crew I cannot stomach.  I guess we'll separate.’ I 
didn't care about the berth, you may be sure; but I 
felt kind of mean, and if he made one kind of stink I 
thought I could make another.  So I said I would go 
ashore and see how things stood; went, found I was all 
right, and came aboard again on the top rail.  ‘Are you 
getting your traps together, Mr. Nares?’ says the old 
man.  ‘No,’ says I, ‘I don't know as we'll separate 
much before 'Frisco—at least,’ I said, ‘it's a point 
for your consideration.  I'm very willing to say good-bye 
to the Maria, but I don't know whether you'll care 
to start me out with three months' wages.’ He got his 
money-box right away.  ‘My son,’ says he, ‘I think it 
cheap at the money.’ He had me there.” 
</p>
            <p>It was a singular tale for a man to tell of himself; 
above all, in the midst of our discussion; but it was 
guite in character for Nares.  I never made a good hit 
in our disputes, I never justly resented any act or 
speech of his, but what I found it long after carefully 
posted in his day-book and reckoned (here was the man's 
oddity) to my credit.  It was the same with his father, 
whom he had hated; he would give a sketch of the old 
fellow, frank and credible, and yet so honestly touched 
that it was charming.  I have never met a man so 
strangely constituted: to possess a reason of the most 
equal justice, to have his nerves at the same time 
quivering with petty spite, and to act upon the nerves 
and not the reason. 
</p>
            <p>A kindred wonder in my eyes was the nature of his 
courage.  There was never a braver man: he went out to 
welcome danger; an emergency (came it never so sudden) 
stung him like a tonic.  And yet, upon the other hand, 
I have known none so nervous, so oppressed with 
possibilities, looking upon the world at large, and the 
life of a sailor in particular, with so constant and 
haggard a consideration of the ugly chances.  All his 
courage was in blood, not merely cold, but icy with 
reasoned apprehension.  He would lay our little craft 
rail under, and “hang on” in a squall, until I gave 
myself up for lost, and the men were rushing to their 
stations of their own accord.  “There,” he would say, 
“I guess there's not a man on board would have hung on 
as long as I did that time: they'll have to give up 
thinking me no schooner sailor.  I guess I can shave 
just as near capsizing as any other captain of this 
vessel, drunk or sober.” And then he would fall to 
repining and wishing himself well out of the 
enterprise, and dilate on the peril of the seas, the 
particular dangers of the schooner rig, which he 
abhorred, the various ways in which we might go to the 
bottom, and the prodigious fleet of ships that have 
sailed out in the course of history, dwindled from the 
eyes of watchers, and returned no more.  “Well,” he 
would wind up, “I guess it don't much matter.  I can't 
see what any one wants to live for, anyway.  If I could 
get into some one else's apple-tree, and be about 
twelve years old, and just stick the way I was, eating 
stolen apples, I won't say.  But there's no sense in 
this grown-up business—sailorising, politics, the 
piety mill, and all the rest of it.  Good clean 
drowning is good enough for me.” It is hard to imagine 
any more depressing talk for a poor landsman on a dirty 
night; it is hard to imagine anything less sailor-like 
(as sailors are supposed to be, and generally are) than 
this persistent harping on the minor. 
</p>
            <p>But I was to see more of the man's gloomy constancy ere 
the cruise was at an end. 
</p>
            <p>On the morning of the seventeenth day I came on deck, 
to find the schooner under double reefs, and flying 
rather wild before a heavy run of sea.  Snoring trades 
and humming sails had been our portion hitherto.  We 
were already nearing the island.  My restrained 
excitement had begun again to overmaster me; and for 
some time my only book had been the patent log that 
trailed over the taffrail, and my chief interest the 
daily observation and our caterpillar progress across 
the chart.  My first glance, which was at the compass, 
and my second, which was at the log, were all that I 
could wish.  We lay our course; we had been doing over 
eight since nine the night before, and I drew a heavy 
breath of satisfaction.  And then I know not what odd 
and wintry appearance of the sea and sky knocked 
suddenly at my heart.  I observed the schooner to look 
more than usually small, the men silent and studious of 
the weather.  Nares, in one of his rusty humours, 
afforded me no shadow of a morning salutation.  He, 
too, seemed to observe the behaviour of the ship with 
an intent and anxious scrutiny.  What I liked still 
less, Johnson himself was at the wheel, which he span 
busily, often with a visible effort; and as the seas 
ranged up behind us, black and imminent, he kept 
casting behind him eyes of animal swiftness, and 
drawing in his neck between his shoulders, like a man 
dodging a blow.  From these signs I gathered that all 
was not exactly for the best; and I would have given a 
good handful of dollars for a plain answer to the 
questions which I dared not put.  Had I dared, with the 
present danger-signal in the captain's face, I should 
only have been reminded of my position as supercargo— 
an office never touched upon in kindness—and advised, 
in a very indigestible manner, to go below.  There was 
nothing for it, therefore, but to entertain my vague 
apprehensions as best I should be able, until it 
pleased the captain to enlighten me of his own accord. 
This he did sooner than I had expected—as soon, 
indeed, as the Chinaman had summoned us to breakfast, 
and we sat face to face across the narrow board. 
</p>
            <p>“See here, Mr. Dodd,” he began, looking at me rather 
queerly, “here is a business point arisen.  This sea's 
been running up for the last two days, and now it's too 
high for comfort.  The glass is falling, the wind is 
breezing up, and I won't say but what there's dirt in 
it.  If I lay her to, we may have to ride out a gale of 
wind, and drift God knows where—on these French 
Frigate Shoals, for instance.  If I keep her as she 
goes, we'll make that island to-morrow afternoon, and 
have the lee of it to lie under, if we can't make out 
to run in.  The point you have to figure on, is whether 
you'll take the big chances of that Captain Trent 
making the place before you, or take the risk of 
something happening.  I'm to run this ship to your 
satisfaction,” he added, with an ugly sneer.  “Well, 
here's a point for the supercargo.” 
</p>
            <p>“Captain,” I returned, with my heart in my mouth, 
“risk is better than certain failure.” 
</p>
            <p>“Life is all risk, Mr. Dodd,” he remarked.  “But 
there's one thing: it's now or never; in half an hour 
Archdeacon Gabriel couldn't lay her to, if he came 
down-stairs on purpose.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” said I; “let's run.” 
</p>
            <p>“Run goes,” said he; and with that he fell to 
breakfast, and passed half an hour in stowing away pie, 
and devoutly wishing himself back in San Francisco. 
</p>
            <p>When we came on deck again, he took the wheel from 
Johnson—it appears they could trust none among the 
hands—and I stood close beside him, feeling safe in 
this proximity, and tasting a fearful joy from our 
surroundings and the consciousness of my decision.  The 
breeze had already risen, and as it tore over our 
heads, it uttered at times a long hooting note that 
sent my heart into my boots.  The sea pursued us 
without remission, leaping to the assault of the low 
rail.  The quarter-deck was all awash, and we must 
close the companion doors. 
</p>
            <p>“And all this, if you please, for Mr. Pinkerton's 
dollars!” the captain suddenly exclaimed.  “There's 
many a fine fellow gone under, Mr. Dodd, because of 
drivers like your friend.  What do they care for a ship 
or two? Insured, I guess.  What do they care for 
sailors' lives alongside of a few thousand dollars? 
What they want is speed between ports, and a damned 
fool of a captain that'll drive a ship under as I'm 
doing this one.  You can put in the morning, asking why 
I do it.” 
</p>
            <p>I sheered off to another part of the vessel as fast as 
civility permitted.  This was not at all the talk that 
I desired, nor was the train of reflection which it 
started anyway welcome.  Here I was, running some 
hazard of my life, and perilling the lives of seven 
others; exactly for what end, I was now at liberty to 
ask myself.  For a very large amount of a very deadly 
poison, was the obvious answer; and I thought if all 
tales were true, and I were soon to be subjected to 
cross-examination at the bar of Eternal Justice, it was 
one which would not increase my popularity with the 
court.  “Well, never mind, Jim,” thought I; 
“I'm doing it for you.” 
</p>
            <p>Before eleven a third reef was taken in the main-sail, 
and Johnson filled the cabin with a storm-sail of No. 1 
duck, and sat cross-legged on the streaming floor, 
vigorously putting it to rights with a couple of the 
hands.  By dinner I had fled the deck, and sat in the 
bench corner, giddy, dumb, and stupefied with terror. 
The frightened leaps of the poor NORAH CREINA, 
spanking like a stag for bare existence, bruised me 
between the table and the berths.  Overhead, the wild 
huntsman of the storm passed continuously in one blare 
of mingled noises; screaming wind, straining timber, 
lashing rope's-end, pounding block and bursting sea 
contributed; and I could have thought there was at 
times another, a more piercing, a more human note, that 
dominated all, like the wailing of an angel; I could 
have thought I knew the angel's name, and that his 
wings were black.  It seemed incredible that any 
creature of man's art could long endure the barbarous 
mishandling of the seas, kicked as the schooner was 
from mountain-side to mountain-side, beaten and blown 
upon and wrenched in every joint and sinew, like a 
child upon the rack.  There was not a plank of her that 
did not cry aloud for mercy; and as she continued to 
hold together, I became conscious of a growing sympathy 
with her endeavours, a growing admiration for her 
gallant staunchness, that amused and at times 
obliterated my terrors for myself God bless every man 
that swung a mallet on that tiny and strong hull! It 
was not for wages only that he laboured, but to save 
men's lives. 
</p>
            <p>All the rest of the day, and all the following night, I 
sat in the corner or lay wakeful in my bunk; and it was 
only with the return of morning that a new phase of my 
alarms drove me once more on deck.  A gloomier interval 
I never passed.  Johnson and Nares steadily relieved 
each other at the wheel and came below.  The first 
glance of each was at the glass, which he repeatedly 
knuckled and frowned upon; for it was sagging lower all 
the time.  Then, if Johnson were the visitor, he would 
pick a snack out of the cupboard, and stand, braced 
against the table, eating it, and perhaps obliging me 
with a word or two of his hee-haw conversation: how it 
was “a son of a gun of a cold night on deck, Mr. Dodd” 
(with a grin); how “it wasn't no night for panjammers, 
he could tell me”; having transacted all which, he 
would throw himself down in his bunk and sleep his two 
hours with compunction.  But the captain neither ate 
nor slept.  “You there, Mr. Dodd?” he would say, after 
the obligatory visit to the glass.  “Well, my son, 
we're one hundred and four miles” (or whatever it was) 
“off the island, and scudding for all we're worth. 
We'll make it to-morrow about four, or not, as the case 
may be.  That's the news.  And now, Mr. Dodd, I've 
stretched a point for you; you can see I'm dead tired; 
so just you stretch away back to your bunk again.” And 
with this attempt at geniality, his teeth would settle 
hard down on his cigar, and he would pass his spell 
below staring and blinking at the cabin lamp through a 
cloud of tobacco-smoke.  He has told me since that he 
was happy, which I should never have divined.  “You 
see,” he said, “the wind we had was never anything out 
of the way; but the sea was really nasty, the schooner 
wanted a lot of humouring, and it was clear from the 
glass that we were close to some dirt.  We might be 
running out of it, or we might be running right crack 
into it.  Well, there's always something sublime about 
a big deal like that; and it kind of raises a man in 
his own liking.  We're a queer kind of beasts, Mr. 
Dodd.” 
</p>
            <p>The morning broke with sinister brightness; the air 
alarmingly transparent, the sky pure, the rim of the 
horizon clear and strong against the heavens.  The wind 
and the wild seas, now vastly swollen, indefatigably 
hunted us.  I stood on deck, choking with fear; I 
seemed to lose all power upon my limbs; my knees were 
as paper when she plunged into the murderous valleys; 
my heart collapsed when some black mountain fell in 
avalanche beside her counter, and the water, that was 
more than spray, swept round my ankles like a torrent. 
I was conscious of but one strong desire—to bear 
myself decently in my terrors, and, whatever should 
happen to my life, preserve my character: as the 
captain said, we are a queer kind of beasts. 
Breakfast-time came, and I made shift to swallow some 
hot tea.  Then I must stagger below to take the time, 
reading the chronometer with dizzy eyes, and marvelling 
the while what value there could be in observations 
taken in a ship launched (as ours then was) like a 
missile among flying seas.  The forenoon dragged on in 
a grinding monotony of peril; every spoke of the wheel 
a rash but an obliged experiment—rash as a forlorn 
hope, needful as the leap that lands a fireman from a 
burning staircase.  Noon was made; the captain dined on 
his day's work, and I on watching him; and our place 
was entered on the chart with a meticulous precision 
which seemed to me half pitiful and half absurd, since 
the next eye to behold that sheet of paper might be the 
eye of an exploring fish.  One o'clock came, then two; 
the captain gloomed and chafed, as he held to the 
coaming of the house, and if ever I saw dormant murder 
in man's eye, it was in his.  God help the hand that 
should have disobeyed him! 
</p>
            <p>Of a sudden he turned towards the mate, who was doing 
his trick at the wheel. 
</p>
            <p>“Two points on the port bow,” I heard him say; 
and he took the wheel himself. 
</p>
            <p>Johnson nodded, wiped his eyes with the back of his wet 
hand, watched a chance as the vessel lunged up hill, 
and got to the main rigging, where he swarmed aloft. 
Up and up I watched him go, hanging on at every ugly 
plunge, gaining with every lull of the schooner's 
movement, until, clambering into the cross-trees and 
clinging with one arm around the masts, I could see him 
take one comprehensive sweep of the south-westerly 
horizon.  The next moment he had slid down the backstay 
and stood on deck, with a grin, a nod, and a gesture of 
the finger that said “yes”; the next again, and he was 
back sweating and squirming at the wheel, his tired 
face streaming and smiling, and his hair and the rags 
and corners of his clothes lashing round him in the 
wind. 
</p>
            <p>Nares went below, fetched up his binocular, and fell 
into a silent perusal of the sea-line: I also, with my 
unaided eyesight.  Little by little, in that white 
waste of water, I began to make out a quarter where the 
whiteness appeared more condensed: the sky above was 
whitish likewise, and misty like a squall; and little 
by little there thrilled upon my ears a note deeper and 
more terrible than the yelling of the gale—the long 
thundering roll of breakers.  Nares wiped his 
night-glass on his sleeve and passed it to me, motioning, as 
he did so, with his hand.  An endless wilderness of 
raging billows came and went and danced in the circle 
of the glass; now and then a pale corner of sky, or the 
strong line of the horizon rugged with the heads of 
waves; and then of a sudden—come and gone ere I could 
fix it, with a swallow's swiftness—one glimpse of what 
we had come so far and paid so dear to see; the masts 
and rigging of a brig pencilled on heaven, with an 
ensign streaming at the main, and the ragged ribbons of 
a topsail thrashing from the yard.  Again and again, 
with toilful searching, I recalled that apparition. 
There was no sign of any land; the wreck stood between 
sea and sky, a thing the most isolated I had ever 
viewed; but as we drew nearer, I perceived her to be 
defended by a line of breakers which drew off on either 
hand, and marked, indeed, the nearest segment of the 
reef.  Heavy spray hung over them like a smoke, some 
hundred feet into the air; and the sound of their 
consecutive explosions rolled like a cannonade. 
</p>
            <p>In half an hour we were close in; for perhaps as long 
again we skirted that formidable barrier toward its 
farther side; and presently the sea began insensibly to 
moderate and the ship to go more sweetly.  We had 
gained the lee of the island, as (for form's sake) I 
may call that ring of foam and haze and thunder; and 
shaking out a reef, wore ship and headed for the 
passage. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c13" type="chapter">
            <head>XIII — THE ISLAND AND THE WRECK</head>
            <p>ALL hands were filled with joy.  It was betrayed in 
their alacrity and easy faces: Johnson smiling broadly 
at the wheel, Nares studying the sketch chart of the 
island with an eye at peace, and the hands clustered 
forward, eagerly talking and pointing: so manifest was 
our escape, so wonderful the attraction of a single 
foot of earth after so many suns had set and risen on 
an empty sea! To add to the relief, besides, by one of 
those malicious coincidences which suggest for Fate the 
image of an underbred and grinning schoolboy, we had no 
sooner worn ship than the wind began to abate. 
</p>
            <p>For myself, however, I did but exchange anxieties.  I 
was no sooner out of one fear than I fell upon another; 
no sooner secure that I should myself make the intended 
haven, than I began to be convinced that Trent was 
there before me.  I climbed into the rigging, stood on 
the board, and eagerly scanned that ring of coral reef 
and bursting breaker, and the blue lagoon which they 
enclosed.  The two islets within began to show plainly— 
Middle Brooks and Lower Brooks Island, the Directory 
named them: two low, bush-covered, rolling strips of 
sand, each with glittering beaches, each perhaps a mile 
or a mile and a half in length, running east and west, 
and divided by a narrow channel.  Over these, 
innumerable as maggots, there hovered, chattered, and 
screamed millions of twinkling sea-birds; white and 
black; the black by far the largest.  With singular 
scintillations, this vortex of winged life swayed to 
and fro in the strong sunshine, whirled continually 
through itself, and would now and again burst asunder 
and scatter as wide as the lagoon: so that I was 
irresistibly reminded of what I had read of nebular 
convulsions.  A thin cloud overspread the area of the 
reef and the adjacent sea—the dust, as I could not but 
fancy, of earlier explosions.  And, a little apart, 
there was yet another focus of centrifugal and 
centripetal flight, where, hard by the deafening line 
of breakers, her sails (all but the tattered topsail) 
snugly furled down, and the red rag that marks Old 
England on the seas beating, union down, at the main— 
the FLYING SCUD, the fruit of so many toilers, a 
recollection in so many lives of men, whose tall spars 
had been mirrored in the remotest corners of the sea— 
lay stationary at last and for ever, in the first stage 
of naval dissolution.  Towards her the taut NORAH 
CREINA, vulture-wise, wriggled to windward: come from 
so far to pick her bones.  And, look as I pleased, 
there was no other presence of man or of man's 
handiwork; no Honolulu schooner lay there crowded with 
armed rivals, no smoke rose from the fire at which I 
fancied Trent cooking a meal of sea-birds.  It seemed, 
after all, we were in time, and I drew a mighty breath. 
</p>
            <p>I had not arrived at this reviving certainty before the 
breakers were already close aboard, the leadsman at his 
station, and the captain posted in the fore cross-trees 
to con us through the coral lumps of the lagoon.  All 
circumstances were in our favour, the light behind, the 
sun low, the wind still fresh and steady, and the tide 
about the turn.  A moment later we shot at racing speed 
betwixt two pier heads of broken water; the lead began 
to be cast, the captain to bawl down his anxious 
directions, the schooner to tack and dodge among the 
scattered dangers of the lagoon; and at one bell in the 
first dog-watch we had come to our anchor off the 
north-east end of Middle Brooks Island, in five fathoms 
water.  The sails were gasketed and covered, the boats 
emptied of the miscellaneous stores and odds and ends 
of sea-furniture, that accumulate in the course of a 
voyage, the kedge sent ashore, and the decks tidied 
down: a good three-quarters of an hour's work, during 
which I raged about the deck like a man with a strong 
toothache.  The transition from the wild sea to the 
comparative immobility of the lagoon had wrought 
strange distress among my nerves: I could not hold 
still whether in hand or foot; the slowness of the men, 
tired as dogs after our rough experience outside, 
irritated me like something personal; and the 
irrational screaming of the sea-birds saddened me like 
a dirge.  It was a relief when, with Nares, and a 
couple of hands, I might drop into the boat and move 
off at last for the FLYING SCUD. 
</p>
            <p>“She looks kind of pitiful, don't she?” observed the 
captain, nodding towards the wreck, from which we were 
separated by some half a mile.  “Looks as if she didn't 
like her berth, and Captain Trent had used her badly.— 
Give her ginger, boys,” he added to the hands, “and you 
can all have shore liberty to-night to see the birds 
and paint the town red.” 
</p>
            <p>We all laughed at the pleasantry, and the boat skimmed 
the faster over the rippling face of the lagoon.  The 
FLYING SCUD would have seemed small enough beside 
the wharves of San Francisco, but she was some thrice 
the size of the NORAH CREINA, which had been so 
long our continent; and as we craned up at her wall-sides, 
she impressed us with a mountain magnitude.  She 
lay head to the reef, where the huge blue wall of the 
rollers was for ever ranging up and crumbling down; and 
to gain her starboard side, we must pass below the 
stern.  The rudder was hard aport, and we could read 
the legend— 
</p>
            <p>FLYING SCUD 
</p>
            <p>HULL. 
</p>
            <p>On the other side, about the break of the poop, some 
half a fathom of rope-ladder trailed over the rail, and 
by this we made our entrance. 
</p>
            <p>She was a roomy ship inside, with a raised poop 
standing some three feet higher than the deck, and a 
small forward house, for the men's bunks and the 
galley, just abaft the foremast.  There was one boat on 
the house, and another and larger one, in beds on deck, 
on either hand of it.  She had been painted white, with 
tropical economy, outside and in; and we found, later 
on, that the stanchions of the rail, hoops of the 
scuttle-butt, etc., were picked out with green.  At 
that time, however, when we first stepped aboard, all 
was hidden under the droppings of innumerable sea-birds. 
</p>
            <p>The birds themselves gyrated and screamed meanwhile 
among the rigging; and when we looked into the galley, 
their outrush drove us back.  Savage-looking fowl they 
were, savagely beaked, and some of the black ones great 
as eagles.  Half-buried in the slush, we were aware of 
a litter of kegs in the waist; and these, on being 
somewhat cleaned, proved to be water-beakers and 
quarter-casks of mess beef with some colonial brand, 
doubtless collected there before the TEMPEST hove 
in sight, and while Trent and his men had no better 
expectation than to strike for Honolulu in the boats. 
Nothing else was notable on deck, save where the loose 
topsail had played some havoc with the rigging, and 
there hung, and swayed, and sang in the declining wind, 
a raffle of intorted cordage. 
</p>
            <p>With a shyness that was almost awe, Nares and I 
descended the companion.  The stair turned upon itself 
and landed us just forward of a thwart-ship bulkhead 
that cut the poop in two.  The fore part formed a kind 
of miscellaneous store-room, with a double-bunked 
division for the cook (as Nares supposed) and second 
mate.  The after part contained, in the midst, the main 
cabin, running in a kind of bow into the curvature of 
the stern; on the port side, a pantry opening forward 
and a state-room for the mate; and on the starboard, 
the captain's berth and water-closet.  Into these we 
did but glance, the main cabin holding us.  It was 
dark, for the sea-birds had obscured the skylight with 
their droppings; it smelt rank and fusty: and it was 
beset with a loud swarm of flies that beat continually 
in our faces.  Supposing them close attendants upon man 
and his broken meat, I marvelled how they had found 
their way to Midway Reef; it was sure at least some 
vessel must have brought them, and that long ago, for 
they had multiplied exceedingly.  Part of the floor was 
strewn with a confusion of clothes, books, nautical 
instruments, odds and ends of finery, and such trash as 
might be expected from the turning out of several 
seamen's chests, upon a sudden emergency, and after a 
long cruise.  It was strange in that dim cabin, 
quivering with the near thunder of the breakers, and 
pierced with the screaming of the fowls, to turn over 
so many things that other men had coveted, and prized, 
and worn on their warm bodies—frayed old 
underclothing, pyjamas of strange design, duck suits in 
every stage of rustiness, oil-skins, pilot coats, 
embroidered shirts, jackets of Ponjee silk—clothes for 
the night watch at sea or the day ashore in the hotel 
verandah: and mingled among these, books, cigars, 
bottles of scent, fancy pipes, quantities of tobacco, 
many keys, a rusty pistol, and a sprinkling of cheap 
curiosities—Benares brass, Chinese jars and pictures, 
and bottles of odd shells in cotton, each designed, no 
doubt, for somebody at home—perhaps in Hull, of which 
Trent had been a native and his ship a citizen. 
</p>
            <p>Thence we turned our attention to the table, which 
stood spread, as if for a meal, with stout ship's 
crockery and the remains of food—a pot of marmalade, 
dregs of coffee in the mugs, unrecognisable remains of 
food, bread, some toast, and a tin of condensed milk. 
The table-cloth, originally of a red colour, was 
stained a dark brown at the captain's end, apparently 
with coffee; at the other end it had been folded back, 
and a pen and ink-pot stood on the bare table.  Stools 
were here and there about the table, irregularly 
placed, as though the meal had been finished and the 
men smoking and chatting; and one of the stools lay on 
the floor, broken. 
</p>
            <p>“See! they were writing up the log,” said Nares, 
pointing to the ink-bottle.  “Caught napping, as usual. 
I wonder if there ever was a captain yet that lost a 
ship with his log-book up to date? He generally has 
about a month to fill up on a clean break, like Charles 
Dickens and his serial novels.—What a regular 
limejuicer spread!” he added contemptuously. 
“Marmalade—and toast for the old man!  Nasty slovenly 
pigs!” 
</p>
            <p>There was something in this criticism of the absent 
that jarred upon my feelings.  I had no love indeed for 
Captain Trent or any of his vanished gang; but the 
desertion and decay of this once habitable cabin struck 
me hard.  The death of man's handiwork is melancholy, 
like the death of man himself; and I was impressed with 
an involuntary and irrational sense of tragedy in my 
surroundings. 
</p>
            <p>“This sickens me,” I said; “let's go on deck and 
breathe.” 
</p>
            <p>The captain nodded.  “It IS kind of lonely, isn't 
it?” he said; “but I can't go up till I get the code 
signals.  I want to run up “Got Left” or something, 
just to brighten up this island home.  Captain Trent 
hasn't been here yet, but he'll drop in before long; 
and it'll cheer him up to see a signal on the brig.” 
</p>
            <p>“Isn't there some official expression we could use?” I 
asked, vastly taken by the fancy.  “‘Sold for the 
benefit of the underwriters: for further particulars 
apply to J. Pinkerton, Montana Block, S.F.’” 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” returned Nares, “I won't say but what an old 
navy quartermaster might telegraph all that, if you 
gave him a day to do it in and a pound of tobacco for 
himself.  But it's above my register.  I must try 
something short and sweet: KB, urgent signal, ‘Heave 
all aback’; or LM, urgent, ‘The berth you're now in is 
not safe’; or what do you say to PQH?—‘Tell my owners 
the ship answers remarkably well.’” 
</p>
            <p>“It's premature,” I replied; “but it seems calculated 
to give pain to Trent.  PQH for me.” 
</p>
            <p>The flags were found in Trent's cabin, neatly stored 
behind a lettered grating; Nares chose what he 
required, and (I following) returned on deck, where the 
sun had already dipped, and the dusk was coming. 
</p>
            <p>“Here! don't touch that, you fool!” shouted the captain 
to one of the hands, who was drinking from the scuttle-butt. 
“That water's rotten!” 
</p>
            <p>“Beg pardon, sir,” replied the man.  “Tastes quite 
sweet.” 
</p>
            <p>“Let me see,” returned Nares, and he took the dipper 
and held it to his lips.  “Yes, it's all right,” he 
said.  “Must have rotted and come sweet again.—Queer, 
isn't it, Mr. Dodd? Though I've known the same on a 
Cape Horner.” 
</p>
            <p>There was something in his intonation that made me look 
him in the face; he stood a little on tiptoe to look 
right and left about the ship, like a man filled with 
curiosity, and his whole expression and bearing 
testified to some suppressed excitement. 
</p>
            <p>“You don't believe what you're saying!” I broke out. 
</p>
            <p>“O, I don't know but what I do!” he replied, laying a 
hand upon me soothingly.  “The thing's very possible. 
Only, I'm bothered about something else.” 
</p>
            <p>And with that he called a hand, gave him the code 
flags, and stepped himself to the main signal 
halliards, which vibrated under the weight of the 
ensign overhead.  A minute later, the American colours, 
which we had brought in the boat, replaced the English 
red, and PQH was fluttering at the fore. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, then,” said Nares, who had watched the breaking 
out of his signal with the old-maidish particularity of 
an American sailor, “out with those handspikes, and 
let's see what water there is in the lagoon.” 
</p>
            <p>The bars were shoved home; the barbarous cacophony of 
the clanking pump rose in the waist; and streams of 
ill-smelling water gushed on deck and made valleys in 
the slab guano.  Nares leaned on the rail, watching the 
steady stream of bilge as though he found some interest 
in it. 
</p>
            <p>“What is it that bothers you?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I'll tell you one thing shortly,” he replied. 
“But here's another.  Do you see those boats there, one 
on the house and two on the beds? Well, where is the 
boat Trent lowered when he lost the hands?” 
</p>
            <p>“Got it aboard again, I suppose,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, if you'll tell me why!” returned the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“Then it must have been another,” I suggested. 
</p>
            <p>“She might have carried another on the main hatch, I 
won't deny,” admitted Nares, “but I can't see what she 
wanted with it, unless it was for the old man to go out 
and play the accordion in on moonlight nights.” 
</p>
            <p>“It can't much matter, anyway,” I reflected. 
</p>
            <p>“O, I don't suppose it does,” said he, glancing over 
his shoulder at the spouting of the scuppers. 
</p>
            <p>“And how long are we to keep up this racket?” I asked. 
“We're simply pumping up the lagoon.  Captain Trent 
himself said she had settled down and was full 
forward.” 
</p>
            <p>“Did he?” said Nares, with a significant dryness.  And 
almost as he spoke the pumps sucked, and sucked again, 
and the men threw down their bars.  “There, what do you 
make of that?” he asked.  “Now, I'll tell, Mr. Dodd,” 
he went on, lowering his voice, but not shifting from 
his easy attitude against the rail, “this ship is as 
sound as the NORAH CREINA.  I had a guess of it 
before we came aboard, and now I know.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's not possible!” I cried.  “What do you make of 
Trent?” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't make anything of Trent; I don't know whether 
he's a liar or only an old wife; I simply tell you 
what's the fact,” said Nares.  “And I'll tell you 
something more,” he added: “I've taken the ground 
myself in deep-water vessels; I know what I'm saying; 
and I say that, when she first struck and before she 
bedded down, seven or eight hours' work would have got 
this hooker off, and there's no man that ever went two 
years to sea but must have known it.” 
</p>
            <p>I could only utter an exclamation. 
</p>
            <p>Nares raised his finger warningly.  “Don't let THEM 
get hold of it,” said he.  “Think what you like, but 
say nothing.” 
</p>
            <p>I glanced round; the dusk was melting into early night; 
the twinkle of a lantern marked the schooner's position 
in the distance; and our men, free from further labour, 
stood grouped together in the waist, their faces 
illuminated by their glowing pipes. 
</p>
            <p>“Why didn't Trent get her off?” inquired the captain. 
“Why did he want to buy her back in 'Frisco for these 
fabulous sums, when he might have sailed her into the 
bay himself?” 
</p>
            <p>“Perhaps he never knew her value until then,” I 
suggested. 
</p>
            <p>“I wish we knew her value now,” exclaimed Nares. 
“However, I don't want to depress you; I'm sorry for 
you, Mr. Dodd; I know how bothering it must be to you, 
and the best I can say's this: I haven't taken much 
time getting down, and now I'm here I mean to work this 
thing in proper style.  I just want to put your mind at 
rest; you shall have no trouble with me.” 
</p>
            <p>There was something trusty and friendly in his voice; and 
I found myself gripping hands with him, in that hard, 
short shake that means so much with English-speaking people. 
</p>
            <p>“We'll do, old fellow,” said he.  “We've shaken 
down into pretty good friends, you and me; and you won't 
find me working the business any the less hard for that 
And now let's scoot for supper.” 
</p>
            <p>After supper, with the idle curiosity of the seafarer, 
we pulled ashore in a fine moonlight, and landed on 
Middle Brooks Island.  A flat beach surrounded it upon 
all sides; and the midst was occupied by a thicket of 
bushes, the highest of them scarcely five feet high, in 
which the sea-fowl lived.  Through this we tried at 
first to strike; but it were easier to cross Trafalgar 
Square on a day of demonstration than to invade these 
haunts of sleeping sea-birds.  The nests sank, and the 
eggs burst under footing; wings beat in our faces, 
beaks menaced our eyes, our minds were confounded with 
the screeching, and the coil spread over the island and 
mounted high into the air. 
</p>
            <p>“I guess we'll saunter round the beach,” said Nares, 
when we had made good our retreat. 
</p>
            <p>The hands were all busy after sea-birds' eggs, so there 
were none to follow us.  Our way lay on the crisp sand 
by the margin of the water: on one side, the thicket 
from which we had been dislodged; on the other, the 
face of the lagoon, barred with a broad path of 
moonlight, and beyond that the line, alternately dark 
and shining, alternately hove high and fallen prone, of 
the external breakers.  The beach was strewn with bits 
of wreck and drift: some redwood and spruce logs, no 
less than two lower masts of junks, and the stern-post 
of a European ship—all of which we looked on with a 
shade of serious concern, speaking of the dangers of 
the sea and the hard case of castaways.  In this sober 
vein we made the greater part of the circuit of the 
island; had a near view of its neighbour from the 
southern end; walked the whole length of the westerly 
side in the shadow of the thicket; and came forth again 
into the moonlight at the opposite extremity. 
</p>
            <p>On our right, at the distance of about half a mile, the 
schooner lay faintly heaving at her anchors.  About 
half a mile down the beach, at a spot still hidden from 
us by the thicket, an upboiling of the birds showed 
where the men were still (with sailor-like 
insatiability) collecting eggs.  And right before us, 
in a small indentation of the sand, we were aware of a 
boat lying high and dry, and right side up. 
</p>
            <p>Nares crouched back into the shadow of the bushes. 
</p>
            <p>“What the devil's this?” he whispered. 
</p>
            <p>“Trent,” I suggested, with a beating heart. 
</p>
            <p>“We were damned fools to come ashore unarmed,” said he. 
“But I've got to know where I stand.” In the shadow, 
his face looked conspicuously white, and his voice 
betrayed a strong excitement.  He took his boat's 
whistle from his pocket “In case I might want to play a 
tune,” said he grimly, and thrusting it between his 
teeth, advanced into the moonlit open, which we crossed 
with rapid steps, looking guiltily about us as we went. 
Not a leaf stirred; and the boat, when we came up to 
it, offered convincing proof of long desertion.  She 
was an eighteen-foot whaleboat of the ordinary type, 
equipped with oars and thole-pins.  Two or three 
quarter-casks lay on the bilge amidships, one of which 
must have been broached, and now stank horribly; and 
these, upon examination, proved to bear the same New 
Zealand brand as the beef on board the wreck. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, here's the boat,” said I; “here's one 
of your difficulties cleared away.” 
</p>
            <p>“H'm,” said he.  There was a little water in the bilge, 
and here he stooped and tasted it. 
</p>
            <p>“Fresh,” he said.  “Only rain-water.” 
</p>
            <p>“You don't object to that?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, then, what ails you?” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>“In plain United States, Mr. Dodd,” he returned, “a 
whaleboat, five ash sweeps, and a barrel of stinking 
pork.” 
</p>
            <p>“Or, in other words, the whole thing?” I commented. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it's this way,” he condescended to explain. 
“I've no use for a fourth boat at all; but a boat of 
this model tops the business.  I don't say the type's 
not common in these waters; it's as common as dirt; the 
traders carry them for surf-boats.  But the FLYING 
SCUD? a deep-water tramp, who was lime-juicing around 
between big ports, Calcutta and Rangoon and 'Frisco and 
the Canton River? No, I don't see it.” 
</p>
            <p>We were leaning over the gunwale of the boat as we 
spoke.  The captain stood nearest the bow, and he was 
idly playing with the trailing painter, when a thought 
arrested him.  He hauled the line in hand over hand, 
and stared, and remained staring, at the end. 
</p>
            <p>“Anything wrong with it?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Do you know, Mr. Dodd,” said he, in a queer voice, 
“this painter's been cut? A sailor always seizes a 
rope's end, but this is sliced short off with the cold 
steel.  This won't do at all for the men,” he added. 
“Just stand by till I fix it up more natural.” 
</p>
            <p>“Any guess what it all means?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it means one thing,” said he.  “It means Trent 
was a liar.  I guess the story of the FLYING SCUD 
was a sight more picturesque than he gave out.” 
</p>
            <p>Half an hour later the whaleboat was lying astern of 
the NORAH CREINA; and Nares and I sought our bunks, 
silent and half-bewildered by our late discoveries. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c14" type="chapter">
            <head>XIV — THE CABIN OF THE “FLYING SCUD”</head>
            <p>THE sun of the morrow had not cleared the morning bank: 
the lake of the lagoon, the islets, and the wall of 
breakers now beginning to subside, still lay clearly 
pictured in the flushed obscurity of early day, when we 
stepped again upon the deck of the FLYING SCUD: 
Nares, myself, the mate, two of the hands, and one 
dozen bright, virgin axes, in war against that massive 
structure.  I think we all drew pleasurable breath; so 
profound in man is the instinct of destruction, so 
engaging is the interest of the chase.  For we were now 
about to taste, in a supreme degree, the double joys of 
demolishing a toy and playing “Hide the handkerchief”— 
sports from which we had all perhaps desisted since the 
days of infancy.  And the toy we were to burst in 
pieces was a deep-sea ship; and the hidden good for 
which we were to hunt was a prodigious fortune. 
</p>
            <p>The decks were washed down, the main hatch removed, and 
a gun-tackle purchase rigged before the boat arrived 
with breakfast.  I had grown so suspicious of the 
wreck, that it was a positive relief to me to look down 
into the hold, and see it full, or nearly full, of 
undeniable rice packed in the Chinese fashion in 
boluses of matting.  Breakfast over, Johnson and the 
hands turned to upon the cargo; while Nares and I, 
having smashed open the sky-light and rigged up a 
windsail on deck, began the work of rummaging the 
cabins. 
</p>
            <p>I must not be expected to describe our first day's 
work, or (for that matter) any of the rest, in order 
and detail as it occurred.  Such particularity might 
have been possible for several officers and a draft of 
men from a ship of war, accompanied by an experienced 
secretary with a knowledge of shorthand.  For two plain 
human beings, unaccustomed to the use of the broad-axe, 
and consumed with an impatient greed of the result, the 
whole business melts, in the retrospect, into a 
nightmare of exertion, heat, hurry, and bewilderment; 
sweat pouring from the face like rain, the scurry of 
rats, the choking exhalations of the bilge, and the 
throbs and splinterings of the toiling axes.  I shall 
content myself with giving the cream of our discoveries 
in a logical rather than a temporal order; though the 
two indeed practically coincided, and we had finished 
our exploration of the cabin before we could be certain 
of the nature of the cargo. 
</p>
            <p>Nares and I began operations by tossing up pell-mell 
through the companion, and piling in a squalid heap 
about the wheel, all clothes, personal effects, the 
crockery, the carpet, stale victuals, tins of meat, 
and, in a word, all movables from the main cabin. 
Thence we transferred our attention to the captain's 
quarters on the starboard side.  Using the blankets for 
a basket, we sent up the books, instruments, and 
clothes to swell our growing midden on the deck; and 
then Nares, going on hands and knees, began to forage 
underneath the bed.  Box after box of Manilla cigars 
rewarded his search.  I took occasion to smash some of 
these boxes open, and even to guillotine the bundles of 
cigars; but quite in vain—no secret CACHE of opium 
encouraged me to continue. 
</p>
            <p>“I guess I've got hold of the dicky now!” exclaimed 
Nares, and turning round from my perquisitions, I found 
he had drawn forth a heavy iron box, secured to the 
bulkhead by chain and padlock.  On this he was now 
gazing, not with the triumph that instantly inflamed my 
own bosom, but with a somewhat foolish appearance of 
surprise. 
</p>
            <p>“By George, we have it now!” I cried, and would have 
shaken hands with my companion; but he did not see, or 
would not accept, the salutation. 
</p>
            <p>“Let's see what's in it first,” he remarked dryly. 
And he adjusted the box upon its side, and with some blows 
of an axe burst the lock open.  I threw myself beside 
him, as he replaced the box on its bottom and removed 
the lid.  I cannot tell what I expected; a million's 
worth of diamonds might perhaps have pleased me; my 
cheeks burned, my heart throbbed to bursting; and lo! 
there was disclosed but a trayful of papers, neatly 
taped, and a cheque-book of the customary pattern.  I 
made a snatch at the tray to see what was beneath, but 
the captain's hand fell on mine, heavy and hard. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, boss!” he cried, not unkindly, “is this to be run 
shipshape? or is it a Dutch grab-racket?” 
</p>
            <p>And he proceeded to untie and run over the contents of 
the papers, with a serious face and what seemed an 
ostentation of delay.  Me and my impatience it would 
appear he had forgotten; for when he was quite done, he 
sat a while thinking, whistled a bar or two, refolded 
the papers, tied them up again; and then, and not 
before, deliberately raised the tray. 
</p>
            <p>I saw a cigar-box, tied with a piece of fishing-line, 
and four fat canvas bags.  Nares whipped out his knife, 
cut the line, and opened the box.  It was about half-full 
of sovereigns. 
</p>
            <p>“And the bags?” I whispered. 
</p>
            <p>The captain ripped them open one by one, and a flood of 
mixed silver coin burst forth and rattled in the rusty 
bottom of the box.  Without a word, he set to work to 
count the gold. 
</p>
            <p>“What is this?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“It's the ship's money,” he returned, doggedly 
continuing his work. 
</p>
            <p>“The ship's money?” I repeated.  “That's the money 
Trent tramped and traded with.  And there's his cheque-book 
to draw upon his owners? And he has left it?” 
</p>
            <p>“I guess he has,” said Nares austerely, jotting down a 
note of the gold; and I was abashed into silence till 
his task should be completed. 
</p>
            <p>It came, I think, to three hundred and seventy-eight 
pounds sterling; some nineteen pounds of it in silver: 
all of which we turned again into the chest. 
</p>
            <p>“And what do you think of that?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Dodd,” he replied, “you see something of the 
rumness of this job, but not the whole.  The specie 
bothers you, but what gets me is the papers.  Are you 
aware that the master of a ship has charge of all the 
cash in hand, pays the men advances, receives freight 
and passage-money, and runs up bills in every port? All 
this he does as the owner's confidential agent, and his 
integrity is proved by his receipted bills.  I tell 
you, the captain of a ship is more likely to forget his 
pants than these bills which guarantee his character. 
I've known men drown to save them—bad men, too; but 
this is the ship-master's honour.  And here this 
Captain Trent—not hurried, not threatened with 
anything but a free passage in a British man-of-war— 
has left them all behind.  I don't want to express 
myself too strongly, because the facts appear against 
me, but the thing is impossible.” 
</p>
            <p>Dinner came to us not long after, and we ate it on 
deck, in a grim silence, each privately racking his 
brain for some solution of the mysteries.  I was, 
indeed, so swallowed up in these considerations that 
the wreck, the lagoon, the islets, and the strident 
sea-fowl, the strong sun then beating on my head, and 
even the gloomy countenance of the captain at my elbow, 
all vanished from the field of consciousness.  My mind 
was a blackboard on which I scrawled and blotted out 
hypotheses, comparing each with the pictorial records 
in my memory—ciphering with pictures.  In the course 
of this tense mental exercise I recalled and studied 
the faces of one memorial masterpiece, the scene of the 
saloon; and here I found myself, on a sudden, looking 
in the eyes of the Kanaka. 
</p>
            <p>“There's one thing I can put beyond doubt, at all 
events,” I cried, relinquishing my dinner and getting 
briskly afoot.  “There was that Kanaka I saw in the bar 
with Captain Trent, the fellow the newspapers and 
ship's articles made out to be a Chinaman.  I mean to 
rout his quarters out and settle that.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” said Nares.  “I'll lazy off a bit longer, 
Mr. Dodd; I feel pretty rocky and mean.” 
</p>
            <p>We had thoroughly cleared out the three after-compartments 
of the ship; all the stuff from the main cabin and the 
mate's and captain's quarters lay piled about the wheel; 
but in the forward state-room with the two bunks, where 
Nares had said the mate and cook most likely berthed, we 
had as yet done nothing.  Thither I went.  It was very 
bare; a few photographs were tacked on the bulkhead, one 
of them indecent; a single chest stood open, and, like all 
we had yet found, it had been partly rifled.  An armful of 
two-shilling novels proved to me beyond a doubt it was a 
European's; no Chinaman would have possessed any, and the 
most literate Kanaka conceivable in a ship's galley was not 
likely to have gone beyond one.  It was plain, then, that 
the cook had not berthed aft, and I must look elsewhere. 
</p>
            <p>The men had stamped down the nests and driven the birds 
from the galley, so that I could now enter without 
contest.  One door had been already blocked with rice; 
the place was in part darkness, full of a foul stale 
smell, and a cloud of nasty flies; it had been left, 
besides, in some disorder, or else the birds, during 
their time of tenancy, had knocked the things about; 
and the floor, like the deck before we washed it, was 
spread with pasty filth.  Against the wall, in the far 
corner, I found a handsome chest of camphor-wood bound 
with brass, such as Chinamen and sailors love, and 
indeed all of mankind that plies in the Pacific.  From 
its outside view I could thus make no deduction; and, 
strange to say, the interior was concealed.  All the 
other chests, as I have said already, we had found 
gaping open, and their contents scattered abroad; the 
same remark we found to apply afterwards in the 
quarters of the seamen; only this camphor-wood chest, a 
singular exception, was both closed and locked. 
</p>
            <p>I took an axe to it, readily forced the paltry Chinese 
fastening, and, like a Custom-House officer, plunged my 
hands among the contents.  For some while I groped 
among linen and cotton.  Then my teeth were set on edge 
with silk, of which I drew forth several strips covered 
with mysterious characters.  And these settled the 
business, for I recognised them as a kind of bed-hanging 
popular with the commoner class of the Chinese. 
Nor were further evidences wanting, such as night-clothes 
of an extraordinary design, a three-stringed 
Chinese fiddle, a silk handkerchief full of roots and 
herbs, and a neat apparatus for smoking opium, with a 
liberal provision of the drug.  Plainly, then, the cook 
had been a Chinaman; and, if so, who was Jos. Amalu? Or 
had Jos. stolen the chest before he proceeded to ship 
under a false name and domicile? It was possible, as 
anything was possible in such a welter; but, regarded 
as a solution, it only led and left me deeper in the 
bog.  For why should this chest have been deserted and 
neglected, when the others were rummaged or removed? 
and where had Jos. come by that second chest, with 
which (according to the clerk at the What Cheer) he had 
started for Honolulu? 
</p>
            <p>“And how have YOU fared?” inquired the captain, 
whom I found luxuriously reclining in our mound of 
litter.  And the accent on the pronoun, the heightened 
colour of the speaker's face, and the contained 
excitement in his tones, advertised me at once that I 
had not been alone to make discoveries. 
</p>
            <p>“I have found a Chinaman's chest in the galley,” said 
I, “and John (if there was any John) was not so much as 
at the pains to take his opium.” 
</p>
            <p>Nares seemed to take it mighty quietly.  “That so?” 
said he.  “Now, cast your eyes on that and own you're 
beaten!” And with a formidable clap of his open hand he 
flattened out before me, on the deck, a pair of 
newspapers. 
</p>
            <p>I gazed upon them dully, being in no mood for fresh 
discoveries. 
</p>
            <p>“Look at them, Mr. Dodd,” cried the captain sharply. 
“Can't you look at them?” And he ran a dirty thumb 
along the title.  “‘SYDNEY MORNING HERALD, November 
26th,’ can't you make that out?” he cried, with rising 
energy.  “And don't you know, sir, that not thirteen 
days after this paper appeared in New South Pole, this 
ship we're standing in heaved her blessed anchors out 
of China? How did the SYDNEY MORNING HERALD get to 
Hong Kong in thirteen days? Trent made no land, he 
spoke no ship, till he got here.  Then he either got it 
here or in Hong Kong.  I give you your choice, my son!” 
he cried, and fell back among the clothes like a man 
weary of life. 
</p>
            <p>“Where did you find them?” I asked.  “In that black 
bag?” 
</p>
            <p>“Guess so,” he said.  “You needn't fool with it. 
There's nothing else but a lead-pencil and a kind of 
worked-out knife.” 
</p>
            <p>I looked in the bag, however, and was well rewarded. 
</p>
            <p>“Every man to his trade, captain,” said I.  “You're a 
sailor, and you've given me plenty of points; but I am 
an artist, and allow me to inform you this is quite as 
strange as all the rest.  The knife is a palette-knife; 
the pencil a Winsor and Newton, and a B B B at that.  A 
palette-knife and a B B B on a tramp brig! It's against 
the laws of nature.” 
</p>
            <p>“It would sicken a dog, wouldn't it?” said Nares. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” I continued, “it's been used by an artist, too: 
see how it's sharpened—not for writing—no man could 
write with that.  An artist, and straight from Sydney? 
How can he come in?” 
</p>
            <p>“O, that's natural enough,” sneered Nares.  “They 
cabled him to come up and illustrate this dime novel.” 
</p>
            <p>We fell a while silent. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain,” I said at last, “there is something deuced 
underhand about this brig.  You tell me you've been to 
sea a good part of your life.  You must have seen shady 
things done on ships, and heard of more.  Well, what is 
this? is it insurance? is it piracy? what is it 
ABOUT? what can it be for?” 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Dodd,” returned Nares, “you're right about me 
having been to sea the bigger part of my life.  And 
you're right again when you think I know a good many 
ways in which a dishonest captain mayn't be on the 
square, nor do exactly the right thing by his owners, 
and altogether be just a little too smart by ninety-nine 
and three-quarters.  There's a good many ways, but 
not so many as you'd think; and not one that has any 
mortal thing to do with Trent.  Trent and his whole 
racket has got to do with nothing—that's the bed-rock 
fact; there's no sense to it, and no use in it, and no 
story to it—it's a beastly dream.  And don't you run 
away with that notion that landsmen take about ships. 
A society actress don't go around more publicly than 
what a ship does, nor is more interviewed, nor more 
humbugged, nor more run after by all sorts of little 
fussinesses in brass buttons.  And more than an 
actress, a ship has a deal to lose; she's capital, and 
the actress only character—if she's that.  The ports 
of the world are thick with people ready to kick a 
captain into the penitentiary if he's not as bright as 
a dollar and as honest as the morning star; and what 
with Lloyd keeping watch and watch in every corner of 
the three oceans, and the insurance leeches, and the 
consuls, and the Customs bugs, and the medicos, you can 
only get the idea by thinking of a landsman watched by 
a hundred and fifty detectives, or a stranger in a 
village down east.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, but at sea?” I said. 
</p>
            <p>“You make me tired,” retorted the captain.  “What's the 
use—at sea? Everything's got to come to bearings at 
some port, hasn't it? You can't stop at sea for ever, 
can you?—No; the FLYING SCUD is rubbish; if it 
meant anything, it would have to mean something so 
almighty intricate that James G. Blaine hasn't got the 
brains to engineer it; and I vote for more axeing, 
pioneering, and opening up the resources of this 
phenomenal brig, and less general fuss,” he added, 
arising.  “The dime-museum symptoms will drop in of 
themselves, I guess, to keep us cheery.” 
</p>
            <p>But it appeared we were at the end of discoveries for 
the day; and we left the brig about sundown, without 
being further puzzled or further enlightened.  The best 
of the cabin spoils—books, instruments, papers, silks, 
and curiosities—we carried along with us in a blanket, 
however, to divert the evening hours; and when supper 
was over, and the table cleared, and Johnson set down 
to a dreary game of cribbage between his right hand and 
his left, the captain and I turned out our blanket on 
the floor, and sat side by side to examine and appraise 
the spoils. 
</p>
            <p>The books were the first to engage our notice.  These 
were rather numerous (as Nares contemptuously put it) 
“for a limejuicer.” Scorn of the British mercantile 
marine glows in the breast of every Yankee merchant 
captain; as the scorn is not reciprocated, I can only 
suppose it justified in fact; and certainly the Old 
Country mariner appears of a less studious disposition. 
The more credit to the officers of the FLYING SCUD, 
who had quite a library, both literary and 
professional.  There were Findlay's five directories of 
the world—all broken-backed, as is usual with Findlay, 
and all marked and scribbled over with corrections and 
additions,—several books of navigation, a signal-code, 
and an Admiralty book of a sort of orange hue, called 
ISLANDS OF THE EASTERN PACIFIC OCEAN, vol. iii., 
which appeared from its imprint to be the latest 
authority, and showed marks of frequent consultation in 
the passages about the French Frigate Shoals, the 
Harman, Cure, Pearl, and Hermes Reefs, Lisiansky 
Island, Ocean Island, and the place where we then lay— 
Brooks or Midway.  A volume of Macaulay's ESSAYS 
and a shilling Shakespeare led the van of the BELLES 
LETTRES; the rest were novels.  Several Miss 
Braddon's—of course, AURORA FLOYD, which has 
penetrated to every island of the Pacific, a good many 
cheap detective books, ROB ROY, Auerbach's AUF 
DER HOHE, in the German, and a prize temperance story, 
pillaged (to judge by the stamp) from an Anglo-Indian 
circulating library. 
</p>
            <p>“The Admiralty man gives a fine picture of our island,” 
remarked Nares, who had turned up Midway Island.  “He 
draws the dreariness rather mild, but you can make out 
he knows the place.” 
</p>
            <p>“Captain,” I cried, “you've struck another point in 
this mad business.  See here,” I went on eagerly, 
drawing from my pocket a crumpled fragment of the 
DAILY OCCIDENTAL which I had inherited from Jim: 
“Misled by Hoyt's PACIFIC DIRECTORY? Where's Hoyt?” 
</p>
            <p>“Let's look into that,” said Nares.  “I got that book 
on purpose for this cruise.” Therewith he fetched it 
from the shelf in his berth, turned to Midway Island, 
and read the account aloud.  It stated with precision 
that the Pacific Mail Company were about to form a 
depot there, in preference to Honolulu, and that they 
had already a station on the island. 
</p>
            <p>“I wonder who gives these directory men their 
information,” Nares reflected.  “Nobody can blame Trent 
after that.  I never got in company with squarer lying; 
it reminds a man of a presidential campaign.” 
</p>
            <p>“All very well,” said I; “that's your Hoyt, and 
a fine, tall copy.  But what I want to know is, where is 
Trent's Hoyt?” 
</p>
            <p>“Took it with him,” chuckled Nares; “he had left 
everything else, bills and money and all the rest: he 
was bound to take something, or it would have aroused 
attention on the TEMPEST.  ‘Happy thought,’ says 
he, ‘let's take Hoyt.’” 
</p>
            <p>“And has it not occurred to you,” I went on, “that all 
the Hoyts in creation couldn't have misled Trent, since 
he had in his hand that red Admiralty book, an official 
publication, later in date, and particularly full on 
Midway Island?” 
</p>
            <p>“That's a fact!” cried Nares; “and I bet the first Hoyt 
he ever saw was out of the mercantile library of San 
Francisco.  Looks as if he had brought her here on 
purpose, don't it? But then that's inconsistent with 
the steam-crusher of the sale.  That's the trouble with 
this brig racket; any one can make half a dozen 
theories for sixty or seventy per cent. of it; but when 
they're made, there's always a fathom or two of slack 
hanging out of the other end.” 
</p>
            <p>I believe our attention fell next on the papers, of 
which we had altogether a considerable bulk.  I had 
hoped to find among these matter for a full-length 
character of Captain Trent; but here I was doomed, on 
the whole, to disappointment.  We could make out he was 
an orderly man, for all his bills were docketed and 
preserved.  That he was convivial, and inclined to be 
frugal even in conviviality, several documents 
proclaimed.  Such letters as we found were, with one 
exception, arid notes from tradesmen.  The exception, 
signed Hannah Trent, was a somewhat fervid appeal for a 
loan.  “You know what misfortunes I have had to bear,” 
wrote Hannah, “and how much I am disappointed in 
George.  The land-lady appeared a true friend when I 
first came here, and I thought her a perfect lady.  But 
she has come out since then in her TRUE COLOURS; 
and if you will not be softened by this last appeal, I 
can't think what is to become of your affectionate—” 
and then the signature.  This document was without 
place or date, and a voice told me that it had gone 
likewise without answer.  On the whole, there were few 
letters anywhere in the ship; but we found one before 
we were finished, in a seaman's chest, of which I must 
transcribe some sentences.  It was dated from some 
place on the Clyde.  “My dearist son,” it ran, “this is 
to tell you your dearist father passed away, Jan 
twelft, in the peace of the Lord.  He had your photo 
and dear David's lade upon his bed, made me sit by him. 
Let's be a' thegither, he said, and gave you all his 
blessing.  O my dear laddie, why were nae you and Davie 
here? He would have had a happier passage.  He spok of 
both of ye all night most beautiful, and how ye used to 
stravaig on the Saturday afternoons, and of AULD 
KELVINSIDE.  Sooth the tune to me, he said, though it 
was the Sabbath, and I had to sooth him ‘Kelvin Grove,’ 
and he looked at his fiddle, the dear man.  I cannae 
bear the sight of it, he'll never play it mair.  O my 
lamb, come home to me, I'm all by my lane now.” The 
rest was in a religious vein, and quite conventional. 
I have never seen any one more put out than Nares, when 
I handed him this letter.  He had read but a few words, 
before he cast it down; it was perhaps a minute ere he 
picked it up again, and the performance was repeated 
the third time before he reached the end. 
</p>
            <p>“It's touching, isn't it?” said I. 
</p>
            <p>For all answer, Nares exploded in a brutal oath; and it 
was some half an hour later that he vouchsafed an 
explanation.  “I'll tell you what broke me up about 
that letter,” said he.  “My old man played the fiddle, 
played it all out of tune: one of the things he played 
was ‘Martyrdom,’ I remember—it was all martyrdom to 
me.  He was a pig of a father, and I was a pig of a 
son; but it sort of came over me I would like to hear 
that fiddle squeak again.  Natural,” he added; “I guess 
we're all beasts.” 
</p>
            <p>“All sons are, I guess,” said I.  “I have the same 
trouble on my conscience: we can shake hands on that.” 
Which (oddly enough, perhaps) we did. 
</p>
            <p>Amongst the papers we found a considerable sprinkling 
of photographs; for the most part either of very 
debonair-looking young ladies or old women of the 
lodging-house persuasion.  But one among them was the 
means of our crowning discovery. 
</p>
            <p>“They're not pretty, are they, Mr. Dodd?” said Nares, 
as he passed it over. 
</p>
            <p>“Who?” I asked, mechanically taking the card (it was a 
quarter-plate) in hand, and smothering a yawn; for the hour 
was late, the day had been laborious, and I was wearying for bed. 
</p>
            <p>“Trent and Company,” said he.  “That's a historic 
picture of the gang.” 
</p>
            <p>I held it to the light, my curiosity at a low ebb: I 
had seen Captain Trent once, and had no delight in 
viewing him again.  It was a photograph of the deck of 
the brig, taken from forward: all in apple-pie order; 
the hands gathered in the waist, the officers on the 
poop.  At the foot of the card was written “Brig 
FLYING SCUD, Rangoon,” and a date; and above or below 
each individual figure the name had been carefully 
noted. 
</p>
            <p>As I continued to gaze, a shock went through me; the 
dimness of sleep and fatigue lifted from my eyes, as 
fog lifts in the Channel; and I beheld with startled 
clearness the photographic presentment of a crowd of 
strangers.  “J. Trent, Master” at the top of 
the card directed me to a smallish, wizened man, with 
bushy eyebrows and full white beard, dressed in a 
frock-coat and white trousers; a flower stuck in his 
button-hole, his bearded chin set forward, his mouth 
clenched with habitual determination.  There was not 
much of the sailor in his looks, but plenty of the 
martinet; a dry, precise man, who might pass for a 
preacher in some rigid sect; and, whatever he was, 
not the Captain Trent of San Francisco.  The men, too, 
were all new to me: the cook, an unmistakable Chinaman, 
in his characteristic dress, standing apart on the poop 
steps.  But perhaps I turned on the whole with the greatest 
curiosity to the figure labelled “E. Goddedaal, 1st 
off.” He whom I had never seen, he might be the 
identical; he might be the clue and spring of all this 
mystery; and I scanned his features with the eye of a 
detective.  He was of great stature, seemingly blonde 
as a Viking, his hair clustering round his head in 
frowsy curls, and two enormous whiskers, like the tusks 
of some strange animal, jutting from his cheeks.  With 
these virile appendages and the defiant attitude in 
which he stood, the expression of his face only 
imperfectly harmonised.  It was wild, heroic, and 
womanish-looking; and I felt I was prepared to hear he 
was a sentimentalist, and to see him weep. 
</p>
            <p>For some while I digested my discovery in private, 
reflecting how best, and how with most of drama, I 
might share it with the captain.  Then my sketch-book 
came in my head, and I fished it out from where it lay, 
with other miscellaneous possessions, at the foot of my 
bunk, and turned to my sketch of Captain Trent and the 
survivors of the British brig FLYING SCUD in the 
San Francisco bar-room. 
</p>
            <p>“Nares,” said I, “I've told you how I first 
saw Captain Trent in that saloon in 'Frisco? how he came 
with his men, one of them a Kanaka with a canary-bird in 
a cage; and how I saw him afterwards at the auction, frightened 
to death, and as much surprised at how the figures skipped up 
as anybody there.  Well,” said I, “there's the man I 
saw”—and I laid the sketch before him— 
“there's Trent of 'Frisco and there are his three hands. 
Find one of them in the photograph, and I'll be obliged.” 
</p>
            <p>Nares compared the two in silence.  “Well,” he said at 
last, “I call this rather a relief: seems to clear the 
horizon.  We might have guessed at something of the 
kind from the double ration of chests that figured.” 
</p>
            <p>“Does it explain anything?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“It would explain everything,” Nares replied, “but for 
the steam-crusher.  It'll all tally as neat as a patent 
puzzle, if you leave out the way these people bid the 
wreck up.  And there we come to a stone wall.  But 
whatever it is, Mr. Dodd, it's on the crook.” 
</p>
            <p>“And looks like piracy,” I added. 
</p>
            <p>“Looks like blind hookey!” cried the captain.  “No, 
don't you deceive yourself; neither your head nor mine 
is big enough to put a name on this business. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c15" type="chapter">
            <head>XV — THE CARGO OF THE “FLYING SCUD”</head>
            <p>IN my early days I was a man, the most wedded to his 
idols of my generation.  I was a dweller under roofs; 
the gull of that which we call civilisation; a 
superstitious votary of the plastic arts; a cit, and a 
prop of restaurants.  I had a comrade in those days, 
somewhat of an outsider, though he moved in the company 
of artists, and a man famous in our small world for 
gallantry, knee-breeches, and dry and pregnant sayings. 
He, looking on the long meals and waxing bellies of the 
French, whom I confess I somewhat imitated, branded me 
as “a cultivator of restaurant fat.” And I believe he 
had his finger on the dangerous spot; I believe, if 
things had gone smooth with me, I should be now swollen 
like a prize-ox in body, and fallen in mind to a thing 
perhaps as low as many types of BOURGEOIS—the 
implicit or exclusive artist.  That was a home word of 
Pinkerton's, deserving to be writ in letters of gold on 
the portico of every school of art: “ What I can't see 
is why you should want to do nothing else.”  The dull 
man is made, not by the nature, but by the degree of 
his immersion in a single business.  And all the more 
if that be sedentary, uneventful, and ingloriously 
safe.  More than one half of him will then remain 
unexercised and undeveloped; the rest will be distended 
and deformed by over-nutrition, over-cerebration, and 
the heat of rooms.  And I have often marvelled at the 
impudence of gentlemen who describe and pass judgment 
on the life of man, in almost perfect ignorance of all 
its necessary elements and natural careers.  Those who 
dwell in clubs and studios may paint excellent pictures 
or write enchanting novels.  There is one thing that 
they should not do: they should pass no judgment on 
man's destiny, for it is a thing with which they are 
unacquainted.  Their own life is an excrescence of the 
moment, doomed, in the vicissitude of history, to pass 
and disappear.  The eternal life of man, spent under 
sun and rain and in rude physical effort, lies upon one 
side, scarce changed since the beginning. 
</p>
            <p>I would I could have carried along with me to Midway 
Island all the writers and the prating artists of my 
time.  Day after day of hope deferred, of heat, of 
unremitting toil; night after night of aching limbs, 
bruised hands, and a mind obscured with the grateful 
vacancy of physical fatigue.  The scene, the nature of 
my employment, the rugged speech and faces of my 
fellow-toilers, the glare of the day on deck, the 
stinking twilight in the bilge, the shrill myriads of 
the ocean-fowl; above all, the sense of our immitigable 
isolation from the world and from the current epoch— 
keeping another time, some eras old; the new day 
heralded by no daily paper, only by the rising sun; and 
the State, the churches, the peopled empires, war, and 
the rumours of war, and the voices of the arts, all 
gone silent as in the days ere they were yet invented. 
Such were the conditions of my new experience in life, 
of which (if I had been able) I would have had all my 
confreres and contemporaries to partake, forgetting, 
for that while, the orthodoxies of the moment, and 
devoted to a single and material purpose under the eye 
of heaven. 
</p>
            <p>Of the nature of our task I must continue to give some 
summary idea.  The forecastle was lumbered with ship's 
chandlery, the hold nigh full of rice, the lazarette 
crowded with the teas and silks.  These must all be dug 
out; and that made but a fraction of our task.  The 
hold was ceiled throughout; a part, where perhaps some 
delicate cargo was once stored, had been lined, in 
addition, with inch boards; and between every beam 
there was a movable panel into the bilge.  Any of 
these, the bulkheads of the cabins, the very timbers of 
the hull itself, might be the place of hiding.  It was 
therefore necessary to demolish, as we proceeded, a 
great part of the ship's inner skin and fittings, and 
to auscultate what remained, like a doctor sounding for 
a lung disease.  Upon the return, from any beam or 
bulkhead, of a doubtful sound, we must up axe and hew 
into the timber: a violent and—from the amount of dry 
rot in the wreck—a mortifying exercise.  Every night 
saw a deeper inroad into the bones of the FLYING 
SCUD—more beams tapped and hewn in splinters, more 
planking peeled away and tossed aside—and every night 
saw us as far as ever from the end and object of our 
arduous devastation.  In this perpetual disappointment, 
my courage did not fail me, but my spirits dwindled; 
and Nares himself grew silent and morose.  At night, 
when supper was done, we passed an hour in the cabin, 
mostly without speech: I, sometimes dozing over a book; 
Nares, sullenly but busily drilling sea-shells with the 
instrument called a Yankee fiddle.  A stranger might 
have supposed we were estranged; as a matter of fact, 
in this silent comradeship of labour, our intimacy 
grew. 
</p>
            <p>I had been struck, at the first beginning of our 
enterprise upon the wreck, to find the men so ready at 
the captain's lightest word.  I dare not say they 
liked, but I can never deny that they admired him 
thoroughly.  A mild word from his mouth was more valued 
than flattery and half a dollar from myself; if he 
relaxed at all from his habitual attitude of censure, 
smiling alacrity surrounded him; and I was led to think 
his theory of captainship, even if pushed to excess, 
reposed upon some ground of reason.  But even terror 
and admiration of the captain failed us before the end. 
The men wearied of the hopeless, unremunerative quest 
and the long strain of labour.  They began to shirk and 
grumble.  Retribution fell on them at once, and 
retribution multiplied the grumblings.  With every day 
it took harder driving to keep them to the daily 
drudge; and we, in our narrow boundaries, were kept 
conscious every moment of the ill-will of our 
assistants. 
</p>
            <p>In spite of the best care, the object of our search was 
perfectly well known to all on board; and there had 
leaked out, besides, some knowledge of those 
inconsistencies that had so greatly amazed the captain 
and myself.  I could overhear the men debate the 
character of Captain Trent, and set forth competing 
theories of where the opium was stowed; and, as they 
seemed to have been eavesdropping on ourselves, I 
thought little shame to prick up my ears when I had the 
return chance of spying upon them.  In this way I could 
diagnose their temper and judge how far they were 
informed upon the mystery of the FLYING SCUD.  It 
was after having thus overheard some almost mutinous 
speeches that a fortunate idea crossed my mind.  At 
night I matured it in my bed, and the first thing the 
next morning broached it to the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“Suppose I spirit up the hands a bit,” I asked, “by the 
offer of a reward?” 
</p>
            <p>“If you think you're getting your month's wages out of 
them the way it is, I don't,” was his reply.  “However, 
they are all the men you've got, and you're the supercargo.” 
</p>
            <p>This, from a person of the captain's character, might 
be regarded as complete adhesion; and the crew were 
accordingly called aft.  Never had the captain worn a 
front more menacing.  It was supposed by all that some 
misdeed had been discovered, and some surprising 
punishment was to be announced. 
</p>
            <p>“See here, you!” he threw at them over his shoulder as 
he walked the deck.  “Mr. Dodd here is going to offer a 
reward to the first man who strikes the opium in that 
wreck.  There's two ways of making a donkey go—both 
good, I guess; the one's kicks and the other's carrots. 
Mr. Dodd's going to try the carrots.  Well, my sons”— 
and here he faced the men for the first time with his 
hands behind him—“if that opium's not found in five 
days you can come to me for the kicks.” 
</p>
            <p>He nodded to the present narrator, who took up the tale. 
“Here is what I propose, men,” said I: “I put up 
one hundred and fifty dollars.  If any man can lay 
hands on the stuff right away, and off his own club, he 
shall have the hundred and fifty down.  If any one can 
put us on the scent of where to look, he shall have a 
hundred and twenty-five, and the balance shall be for 
the lucky one who actually picks it up.  We'll call it 
the Pinkerton Stakes, captain,” I added, with a smile. 
</p>
            <p>“Call it the Grand Combination Sweep, then,” cries he. 
“For I go you better.—Look here, men, I make up this 
jack-pot to two hundred and fifty dollars, American 
gold coin.” 
</p>
            <p>“Thank you, Captain Nares,” said I; “that was 
handsomely done.” 
</p>
            <p>“It was kindly meant,” he returned. 
</p>
            <p>The offer was not made in vain; the hands had scarce 
yet realised the magnitude of the reward, they had 
scarce begun to buzz aloud in the extremity of hope and 
wonder, ere the Chinese cook stepped forward with 
gracious gestures and explanatory smiles. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain,” he began, “I serv-um two year Melican navy; 
serv-um six year mail-boat steward.  Savvy plenty.” 
</p>
            <p>“Oho!” cried Nares, “you savvy plenty, do you? 
(Beggar's seen this trick in the mail-boat, I guess.) 
Well, why you no savvy a little sooner, sonny?” 
</p>
            <p>“I think bimeby make-um reward,” replied the cook, with 
smiling dignity. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, you can't say fairer than that,” the captain 
admitted; “and now the reward's offered you'll talk? 
Speak up then.  Suppose you speak true you get reward. 
See?” 
</p>
            <p>“I think long time,” replied the Chinaman.  “See plenty 
litty mat lice; too muchy plenty litty mat lice; sixty 
ton litty mat lice.  I think all-e-time perhaps plenty 
opium plenty litty mat lice.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, Mr. Dodd, how does that strike you?” asked the 
captain.  “He may be right, he may be wrong.  He's 
likely to be right, for if he isn't, where can the 
stuff be? On the other hand, if he's wrong we destroy a 
hundred and fifty tons of good rice for nothing.  It's 
a point to be considered.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't hesitate,” said I.  “Let's get to the bottom 
of the thing.  The rice is nothing; the rice will 
neither make nor break us.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's how I expected you to see it,” returned Nares. 
</p>
            <p>And we called the boat away and set forth on our new quest. 
</p>
            <p>The hold was now almost entirely emptied; the mats (of 
which there went forty to the short ton) had been 
stacked on deck, and now crowded the ship's waist and 
forecastle.  It was our task to disembowel and explore 
six thousand individual mats, and incidentally to 
destroy a hundred and fifty tons of valuable food.  Nor 
were the circumstances of the day's business less 
strange than its essential nature.  Each man of us, 
armed with a great knife, attacked the pile from his 
own quarter, slashed into the nearest mat, burrowed in 
it with his hands, and shed forth the rice upon the 
deck, where it heaped up, overflowed, and was trodden 
down, poured at last into the scuppers, and 
occasionally spouted from the vents.  About the wreck 
thus transformed into an overflowing granary, the 
sea-fowl swarmed in myriads and with surprising insolence. 
The sight of so much food confounded them; they 
deafened us with their shrill tongues, swooped in our 
midst, dashed in our faces, and snatched the grain from 
between our fingers.  The men—their hands bleeding 
from these assaults—turned savagely on the offensive, 
drove their knives into the birds, drew them out 
crimsoned, and turned again to dig among the rice, 
unmindful of the gawking creatures that struggled and 
died among their feet.  We made a singular picture—the 
hovering and diving birds; the bodies of the dead 
discolouring the rice with blood; the scuppers vomiting 
breadstuff; the men, frenzied by the gold hunt, 
toiling, slaying, and shouting aloud; over all the 
lofty intricacy of rigging and the radiant heaven of 
the Pacific.  Every man there toiled in the immediate 
hope of fifty dollars, and I of fifty thousand.  Small 
wonder if we waded callously in blood and food. 
</p>
            <p>It was perhaps about ten in the forenoon when the scene 
was interrupted.  Nares, who had just ripped open a 
fresh mat, drew forth and slung at his feet, among the 
rice, a papered tin box. 
</p>
            <p>“How's that?” he shouted. 
</p>
            <p>A cry broke from all hands.  The next moment, 
forgetting their own disappointment in that contagious 
sentiment of success, they gave three cheers that 
scared the sea-birds; and the next they had crowded 
round the captain, and were jostling together and 
groping with emulous hands in the new-opened mat.  Box 
after box rewarded them, six in all; wrapped, as I have 
said, in a paper envelope, and the paper printed on in 
Chinese characters. 
</p>
            <p>Nares turned to me and shook my hand.  “I began to 
think we should never see this day,” said he.  “I 
congratulate you, Mr. Dodd, on having pulled it 
through.” 
</p>
            <p>The captain's tones affected me profoundly; and when 
Johnson and the men pressed round me in turn with 
congratulations, the tears came in my eyes. 
</p>
            <p>“These are five-tael boxes, more than two pounds,” said 
Nares, weighing one in his hand.  “Say two hundred and 
fifty dollars to the mat.  Lay into it, boys! We'll 
make Mr. Dodd a millionaire before dark.” 
</p>
            <p>It was strange to see with what a fury we fell to.  The 
men had now nothing to expect; the mere idea of great 
sums inspired them with disinterested ardour.  Mats 
were slashed and disembowelled, the rice flowed to our 
knees in the ship's waist, the sweat ran in our eyes 
and blinded us, our arms ached to agony; and yet our 
fire abated not.  Dinner came; we were too weary to 
eat, too hoarse for conversation; and yet dinner was 
scarce done, before we were afoot again and delving in 
the rice.  Before nightfall not a mat was unexplored, 
and we were face to face with the astonishing result. 
</p>
            <p>For of all the inexplicable things in the story of the 
FLYING SCUD, here was the most inexplicable.  Out 
of the six thousand mats, only twenty were found to 
have been sugared; in each we found the same amount, 
about twelve pounds of drug; making a grand total of 
two hundred and forty pounds.  By the last San 
Francisco quotation, opium was selling for a fraction 
over twenty dollars a pound; but it had been known not 
long before to bring as much as forty in Honolulu, 
where it was contraband. 
</p>
            <p>Taking, then, this high Honolulu figure, the value of 
the opium on board the FLYING SCUD fell 
considerably short of ten thousand dollars, while at 
the San Francisco rate it lacked a trifle of five 
thousand.  And fifty thousand was the price that Jim 
and I had paid for it.  And Bellairs had been eager to 
go higher!  There is no language to express the stupor 
with which I contemplated this result. 
</p>
            <p>It may be argued we were not yet sure; there might be 
yet another CACHE; and you may be certain in that 
hour of my distress the argument was not forgotten. 
There was never a ship more ardently perquested; no 
stone was left unturned, and no expedient untried; day 
after day of growing despair, we punched and dug in the 
brig's vitals, exciting the men with promises and 
presents; evening after evening Nares and I sat face to 
face in the narrow cabin, racking our minds for some 
neglected possibility of search.  I could stake my 
salvation on the certainty of the result: in all that 
ship there was nothing left of value but the timber and 
the copper nails.  So that our case was lamentably 
plain; we had paid fifty thousand dollars, borne the 
charges of the schooner, and paid fancy interest on 
money; and if things went well with us, we might 
realise fifteen per cent. of the first outlay.  We were 
not merely bankrupt, we were comic bankrupts—a fair 
butt for jeering in the streets.  I hope I bore the 
blow with a good countenance; indeed, my mind had long 
been quite made up, and since the day we found the 
opium I had known the result.  But the thought of Jim 
and Mamie ached in me like a physical pain, and I 
shrank from speech and companionship. 
</p>
            <p>I was in this frame of mind when the captain proposed 
that we should land upon the island.  I saw he had 
something to say, and only feared it might be 
consolation, for I could just bear my grief, not 
bungling sympathy; and yet I had no choice but to 
accede to his proposal. 
</p>
            <p>We walked a while along the beach in silence.  The sun 
overhead reverberated rays of heat; the staring sand, 
the glaring lagoon, tortured our eyes; and the birds 
and the boom of the far-away breakers made a savage 
symphony. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't require to tell you the game's up?” Nares 
asked. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“I was thinking of getting to sea to-morrow,” he 
pursued. 
</p>
            <p>“The best thing you can do,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Shall we say Honolulu?” he inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“O, yes; let's stick to the programme,” I cried. 
“Honolulu be it!” 
</p>
            <p>There was another silence, and then Nares cleared his 
throat. 
</p>
            <p>“We've been pretty good friends, you and me, Mr. Dodd,” 
he resumed.  “We've been going through the kind of 
thing that tries a man.  We've had the hardest kind of 
work, we've been badly backed, and now we're badly 
beaten.  And we've fetched through without a word of 
disagreement.  I don't say this to praise myself: it's 
my trade; it's what I'm paid for, and trained for, and 
brought up to.  But it was another thing for you; it 
was all new to you; and it did me good to see you stand 
right up to it and swing right into it—day in, day 
out.  And then see how you've taken this disappointment, 
when everybody knows you must have been tautened up to 
shying-point! I wish you'd let me tell you, Mr. Dodd, 
that you've stood out mighty manly and handsomely in all 
this business, and made every one like you and admire you. 
And I wish you'd let me tell you, besides, that I've taken 
this wreck business as much to heart as you have; 
something kind of rises in my throat when I think we're 
beaten; and if I thought waiting would do it, I would stick 
on this reef until we starved.” 
</p>
            <p>I tried in vain to thank him for these generous words, 
but he was beforehand with me in a moment. 
</p>
            <p>“I didn't bring you ashore to sound my praises,” he 
interrupted.  “We understand one another now, that's 
all; and I guess you can trust me.  What I wished to 
speak about is more important, and it's got to be 
faced.  What are we to do about the FLYING SCUD and 
the dime novel?” 
</p>
            <p>“I really have thought nothing about that,” I replied; 
“but I expect I mean to get at the bottom of it, and if 
the bogus Captain Trent is to be found on the earth's 
surface, I guess I mean to find him.” 
</p>
            <p>“All you've got to do is talk,” said Nares; “you 
can make the biggest kind of boom; it isn't often the 
reporters have a chance at such a yarn as this; and I 
can tell you how it will go.  It will go by telegraph, 
Mr. Dodd; it'll be telegraphed by the column, and 
head-lined, and frothed up, and denied by authority, and 
it'll hit bogus Captain Trent in a Mexican bar-room, 
and knock over bogus Goddedaal in a slum somewhere up 
the Baltic, and bowl down Hardy and Brown in sailors' 
music-halls round Greenock.  O, there's no doubt you 
can have a regular domestic Judgment Day.  The only 
point is whether you deliberately want to.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” said I, “I deliberately don't want 
one thing: I deliberately don't want to make a public 
exhibition of myself and Pinkerton: so moral—smuggling 
opium; such damned fools—paying fifty thousand for a 
‘dead horse’!” 
</p>
            <p>“No doubt it might damage you in a business sense,” the 
captain agreed; “and I'm pleased you take that view, 
for I've turned kind of soft upon the job.  There's 
been some crookedness about, no doubt of it; but, law 
bless you! if we dropped upon the troupe, all the 
premier artists would slip right out with the boodle in 
their grip-sacks, and you'd only collar a lot of old 
mutton-headed shell-backs that didn't know the back of 
the business from the front.  I don't take much stock 
in mercantile Jack, you know that, but, poor devil, 
he's got to go where he's told; and if you make 
trouble, ten to one it'll make you sick to see the 
innocents who have to stand the racket.  It would be 
different if we understood the operation; but we don't, 
you see: there's a lot of queer corners in life, and my 
vote is to let the blame' thing lie.” 
</p>
            <p>“You speak as if we had that in our power,” I objected. 
</p>
            <p>“And so we have,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“What about the men?” I asked.  “They know too much by 
half, and you can't keep them from talking.” 
</p>
            <p>“Can't I?” returned Nares.  “I bet a boarding-master 
can! They can be all half-seas-over when they get 
ashore, blind drunk by dark, and cruising out of the 
Golden Gate in different deep-sea ships by the next 
morning.  Can't keep them from talking, can't I? Well, 
I can make 'em talk separate, least-ways.  If a whole 
crew came talking, parties would listen; but if it's 
only one lone old shell-back, it's the usual yarn.  And 
at least, they needn't talk before six months, or—if 
we have luck, and there's a whaler handy—three years. 
And by that time, Mr. Dodd, it's ancient history.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's what they call Shanghaiing, isn't it?” I asked. 
“I thought it belonged to the dime novel.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, dime novels are right enough,” returned the 
captain.  “Nothing wrong with the dime novel, only that 
things happen thicker than they do in life, and the 
practical seamanship is off colour.” 
</p>
            <p>“So we can keep the business to ourselves,” I mused. 
</p>
            <p>“There's one other person that might blab,” said the 
captain.  “Though I don't believe she has anything left 
to tell.” 
</p>
            <p>“And who is SHE?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“The old girl there,” he answered, pointing to the 
wreck; “I know there's nothing in her; but somehow I'm 
afraid of some one else—it's the last thing you'd 
expect, so it's just the first that'll happen—some one 
dropping into this God-forgotten island where nobody 
drops in, waltzing into that wreck that we've grown old 
with searching, stooping straight down, and picking 
right up the very thing that tells the story.  What's 
that to me? you may ask, and why am I gone Soft Tommy 
on this Museum of Crooks? They've smashed up you and 
Mr. Pinkerton; they've turned my hair grey with 
conundrums; they've been up to larks, no doubt; and 
that's all I know of them—you say.  Well, and that's 
just where it is.  I don't know enough; I don't know 
what's uppermost; it's just such a lot of miscellaneous 
eventualities as I don't care to go stirring up; and I 
ask you to let me deal with the old girl after a patent 
of my own.” 
</p>
            <p>“Certainly—what you please,” said I, scarce with 
attention, for a new thought now occupied my brain. 
“Captain,” I broke out, “you are wrong: we cannot hush 
this up.  There is one thing you have forgotten.” 
</p>
            <p>“What is that?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“A bogus Captain Trent, a bogus Goddedaal, a whole 
bogus crew, have all started home,” said I.  “If we are 
right, not one of them will reach his journey's end. 
And do you mean to say that such a circumstance as that 
can pass without remark?” 
</p>
            <p>“Sailors,” said the captain, “only sailors! 
If they were all bound for one place in a body, I don't 
say so; but they're all going separate—to Hull, 
to Sweden, to the Clyde, to the Thames.  Well, at each 
place, what is it? Nothing new.  Only one sailor-man 
missing: got drunk, or got drowned, or got left—the 
proper sailor's end.” 
</p>
            <p>Something bitter in the thought and in the speaker's 
tones struck me hard.  “Here is one that has got 
left!” I cried, getting sharply to my feet, for we 
had been some time seated.  “I wish it were the 
other.  I don't— don't relish going home to Jim 
with this!” 
</p>
            <p>“See here,” said Nares, with ready tact, “I must be 
getting aboard.  Johnson's in the brig annexing 
chandlery and canvas, and there's some things in the 
NORAH that want fixing against we go to sea.  Would 
you like to be left here in the chicken-ranch? I'll 
send for you to supper.” 
</p>
            <p>I embraced the proposal with delight.  Solitude, in my 
frame of mind, was not too dearly purchased at the risk 
of sunstroke or sand-blindness; and soon I was alone on 
the ill-omened islet.  I should find it hard to tell of 
what I thought—of Jim, of Mamie, of our lost fortune, 
of my lost hopes, of the doom before me: to turn to at 
some mechanical occupation in some subaltern rank, and 
to toil there, unremarked and unamused, until the hour 
of the last deliverance.  I was, at least, so sunk in 
sadness that I scarce remarked where I was going; and 
chance (or some finer sense that lives in us, and only 
guides us when the mind is in abeyance) conducted my 
steps into a quarter of the island where the birds were 
few.  By some devious route, which I was unable to 
retrace for my return, I was thus able to mount, 
without interruption, to the highest point of land. 
And here I was recalled to consciousness by a last 
discovery. 
</p>
            <p>The spot on which I stood was level, and commanded a 
wide view of the lagoon, the bounding reef, the round 
horizon.  Nearer hand I saw the sister islet, the 
wreck, the NORAH CREINA, and the NORAH'S boat 
already moving shoreward.  For the sun was now low, 
flaming on the sea's verge; and the galley chimney 
smoked on board the schooner. 
</p>
            <p>It thus befell that though my discovery was both 
affecting and suggestive, I had no leisure to examine 
further.  What I saw was the blackened embers of fire 
of wreck.  By all the signs, it must have blazed to a 
good height and burned for days; from the scantling of 
a spar that lay upon the margin only half consumed, it 
must have been the work of more than one; and I 
received at once the image of a forlorn troop of 
castaways, houseless in that lost corner of the earth, 
and feeding there their fire of signal.  The next 
moment a hail reached me from the boat; and bursting 
through the bushes and the rising sea-fowl, I said 
farewell (I trust for ever) to that desert isle. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c16" type="chapter">
            <head>XVI — IN WHICH I TURN SMUGGLER, AND THE CAPTAIN CASUIST</head>
            <p>THE last night at Midway I had little sleep; the next 
morning, after the sun was risen, and the clatter of 
departure had begun to reign on deck, I lay a long 
while dozing; and when at last I stepped from the 
companion, the schooner was already leaping through the 
pass into the open sea.  Close on her board, the huge 
scroll of a breaker unfurled itself along the reef with 
a prodigious clamour; and behind I saw the wreck 
vomiting into the morning air a coil of smoke.  The 
wreaths already blew out far to leeward, flames already 
glittered in the cabin skylight, and the sea-fowl were 
scattered in surprise as wide as the lagoon.  As we 
drew farther off, the conflagration of the FLYING 
SCUD flamed higher; and long after we had dropped all 
signs of Midway Island, the smoke still hung in the 
horizon like that of a distant steamer.  With the 
fading out of that last vestige, the NORAH CREINA, 
passed again into the empty world of cloud and water by 
which she had approached; and the next features that 
appeared, eleven days later, to break the line of sky, 
were the arid mountains of Oahu. 
</p>
            <p>It has often since been a comfortable thought to me 
that we had thus destroyed the tell-tale remnants of 
the FLYING SCUD; and often a strange one that my 
last sight and reminiscence of that fatal ship should 
be a pillar of smoke on the horizon.  To so many others 
besides myself the same appearance had played a part in 
the various stages of that business; luring some to 
what they little imagined, filling some with 
unimaginable terrors.  But ours was the last smoke 
raised in the story; and with its dying away the secret 
of the FLYING SCUD became a private property. 
</p>
            <p>It was by the first light of dawn that we saw, close on 
board, the metropolitan island of Hawaii.  We held 
along the coast, as near as we could venture, with a 
fresh breeze and under an unclouded heaven; beholding, 
as we went, the arid mountain sides and scrubby cocoa-palms 
of that somewhat melancholy archipelago.  About 
four of the afternoon we turned Waimanolo Point, the 
westerly headland of the great bight of Honolulu; 
showed ourselves for twenty minutes in full view, and 
then fell again to leeward, and put in the rest of 
daylight, plying under shortened sail under the lee of 
Waimanolo. 
</p>
            <p>A little after dark we beat once more about the point, 
and crept cautiously toward the mouth of the Pearl 
Lochs, where Jim and I had arranged I was to meet the 
smugglers.  The night was happily obscure, the water 
smooth.  We showed, according to instructions, no light 
on deck; only a red lantern dropped from either cathead 
to within a couple of feet of the water.  A look-out 
was stationed on the bowsprit end, another in the 
cross-trees; and the whole ship's company crowded 
forward, scouting for enemies or friends.  It was now 
the crucial moment of our enterprise; we were now 
risking liberty and credit, and that for a sum so small 
to a man in my bankrupt situation, that I could have 
laughed aloud in bitterness.  But the piece had been 
arranged, and we must play it to the finish. 
</p>
            <p>For some while we saw nothing but the dark mountain 
outline of the island, the torches of native fishermen 
glittering here and there along the fore-shore, and 
right in the midst that cluster of brave lights with 
which the town of Honolulu advertises itself to the 
seaward.  Presently a ruddy star appeared inshore of 
us, and seemed to draw near unsteadily.  This was the 
anticipated signal; and we made haste to show the 
countersign, lowering a white light from the quarter, 
extinguishing the two others, and laying the schooner 
incontinently to.  The star approached slowly; the 
sounds of oars and of men's speech came to us across 
the water; and then a voice hailed us— 
</p>
            <p>“Is that Mr. Dodd?” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” I returned.  “Is Jim Pinkerton there?” 
</p>
            <p>“No, sir,” replied the voice.  “But there's one of his 
crowd here, name of Speedy.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'm here, Mr. Dodd,” added Speedy himself “I have 
letters for you.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” I replied.  “Come aboard, gentlemen, and 
let me see my mail.” 
</p>
            <p>A whaleboat accordingly ranged alongside, and three men 
boarded us: my old San Francisco friend, the stock-gambler 
Speedy, a little wizened person of the name of 
Sharpe, and a big, flourishing, dissipated-looking man 
called Fowler.  The two last (I learned afterward) were 
frequent partners; Sharpe supplied the capital, and 
Fowler, who was quite a character in the islands, and 
occupied a considerable station, brought activity, 
daring, and a private influence, highly necessary in 
the case.  Both seemed to approach the business with a 
keen sense of romance; and I believe this was the chief 
attraction, at least with Fowler—for whom I early 
conceived a sentiment of liking.  But in that first 
moment I had something else to think of than to judge 
my new acquaintances; and before Speedy had fished out 
the letters, the full extent of our misfortune was 
revealed. 
</p>
            <p>“We've rather bad news for you, Mr. Dodd,” said Fowler. 
“Your firm's gone up.” 
</p>
            <p>“Already?” I exclaimed. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it was thought rather a wonder Pinkerton held on 
as long as he did,” was the reply.  “The wreck deal was 
too big for your credit; you were doing a big business, 
no doubt, but you were doing it on precious little 
capital, and when the strain came, you were bound to 
go.  Pinkerton's through all right: seven cents 
dividend, some remarks made, but nothing to hurt; the 
press let you down easy—I guess Jim had relations 
there.  The only trouble is, that all this FLYING 
SCUD affair got in the papers with the rest; 
everybody's wide awake in Honolulu, and the sooner we 
get the stuff in and the dollars out, the better for 
all concerned.” 
</p>
            <p>“Gentlemen,” said I, “you must excuse me. 
My friend, the captain here, will drink a glass of 
champagne with you to give you patience; but as for 
myself, I am unfit even for ordinary conversation till 
I have read these letters.” 
</p>
            <p>They demurred a little, and indeed the danger of delay 
seemed obvious; but the sight of my distress, which I 
was unable entirely to control, appealed strongly to 
their good-nature, and I was suffered at last to get by 
myself on deck, where, by the light of a lantern 
smuggled under shelter of the low rail, I read the 
following wretched correspondence:— 
</p>
            <p>“MY DEAR LOUDON,” ran the first, “this will be handed 
you by your friend Speedy of the CATAMOUNT.  His 
sterling character and loyal devotion to yourself 
pointed him out as the best man for our purposes in 
Honolulu—the parties on the spot being difficult to 
manipulate.  A man called Billy Fowler (you must have 
heard of Billy) is the boss; he is in politics some, 
and squares the officers.  I have hard times before 
me in the city, but I feel as bright as a dollar and 
as strong as John L. Sullivan.  What with Mamie here, 
and my partner speeding over the seas, and the 
bonanza in the wreck, I feel like I could juggle with 
the Pyramids of Egypt, same as conjurers do with 
aluminium balls.  My earnest prayers follow you, 
Loudon, that you may feel the way I do—just 
inspired! My feet don't touch the ground; I kind of 
swim.  Mamie is like Moses and Aaron that held up the 
other individual's arms.  She carries me along like a 
horse and buggy.  I am beating the record. 
</p>
            <p>“Your true partner, 
</p>
            <p>“J. PINKERTON. 
</p>
            <p>Number two was in a different style:— 
</p>
            <p>“MY DEAREST LOUDON,—How am I to prepare you for this 
dire intelligence? O dear me, it will strike you to 
the earth.  The fiat has gone forth; our firm went 
bust at a quarter before twelve.  It was a bill of 
Bradley's (for two hundred dollars) that brought 
these vast operations to a close, and evolved 
liabilities of upwards of two hundred and fifty 
thousand.  O the shame and pity of it, and you but 
three weeks gone! Loudon, don't blame your partner; 
if human hands and brains could have sufficed I would 
have held the thing together.  But it just slowly 
crumbled; Bradley was the last kick, but the blamed 
business just MELTED.  I give the liabilities— 
it's supposed they're all in—for the cowards were 
waiting, and the claims were filed like taking 
tickets to hear Patti.  I don't quite have the hang 
of the assets yet, our interests were so extended; 
but I am at it day and night, and I guess will make a 
creditable dividend.  If the wreck pans out only half 
the way it ought we'll turn the laugh still.  I am as 
full of grit and work as ever, and just tower above 
our troubles.  Mamie is a host in herself.  Somehow I 
feel like it was only me that had gone bust, and you 
and she soared clear of it.  Hurry up.  That's all 
you have to do. 
</p>
            <p>“Yours ever, 
</p>
            <p>“J. PINKERTON. 
</p>
            <p>The third was yet more altered:— 
</p>
            <p>“MY POOR LOUDON,” it began, “I labour far 
into the night getting our affairs in order; you could not 
believe their vastness and complexity.  Douglas B. 
Longhurst said humorously that the receiver's work 
would be cut out for him.  I cannot deny that some of 
them have a speculative look.  God forbid a 
sensitive, refined spirit like yours should ever come 
face to face with a Commissioner in Bankruptcy; these 
men get all the sweetness knocked right out of them. 
But I could bear up better if it weren't for press 
comments.  Often and often, Loudon, I recall to mind 
your most legitimate critiques of the press system. 
They published an interview with me, not the least 
like what I said, and with JEERING comments; it 
would make your blood boil, it was literally 
INHUMANE; I wouldn't have written it about a yellow 
dog that was in trouble like what I am.  Mamie just 
winced, the first time she has turned a hair right 
through the whole catastrophe.  How wonderfully true 
was what you said long ago in Paris about touching on 
people's personal appearance! The fellow said—“ [And 
then these words had been scored through, and my 
distressed friend turned to another subject.] “I 
cannot bear to dwell upon our assets.  They simply 
don't show up.  Even THIRTEEN STAR, as sound a 
line as can be produced upon this coast, goes 
begging.  The wreck has thrown a blight on all we 
ever touched.  And where's the use? God never made a 
wreck big enough to fill our deficit.  I am haunted 
by the thought that you may blame me; I know how I 
despised your remonstrances.  O, Loudon, don't be 
hard on your miserable partner.  The funny-dog 
business is what kills.  I fear your stern rectitude 
of mind like the eye of God.  I cannot think but what 
some of my books seem mixed up; otherwise, I don't 
seem to see my way as plain as I could wish to.  Or 
else my brain is gone soft.  Loudon, if there should 
be any unpleasantness you can trust me to do the 
right thing and keep you clear.  I've been telling 
them already how you had no business grip and never 
saw the books.  O, I trust I have done right in this! 
I knew it was a liberty; I know you may justly 
complain, but it was some things that were said.  And 
mind you, all legitimate business! Not even your 
shrinking sensitiveness could find fault with the 
first look of one of them if they had panned out 
right.  And you know the FLYING SCUD was the 
biggest gamble of the crowd, and that was your own 
idea.  Mamie says she never could bear to look you in 
the face if that idea had been mine, she is SO 
conscientious! 
</p>
            <p>“Your broken-hearted 
</p>
            <p>“JIM.” 
</p>
            <p>The last began without formality:— 
</p>
            <p>“This is the end of me commercially.  I give up; my 
nerve has gone.  I suppose I ought to be glad, for 
we're through the court.  I don't know as ever I knew 
how, and I'm sure I don't remember.  If it pans out— 
the wreck I mean—we'll go to Europe and live on the 
interest of our money.  No more work for me.  I shake 
when people speak to me.  I have gone on, hoping and 
hoping, and working and working, and the lead has 
pinched right out.  I want to lie on my back in a 
garden and read Shakespeare and E. P. Roe.  Don't 
suppose it's cowardice, Loudon.  I'm a sick man. 
Rest is what I must have.  I've worked hard all my 
life; I never spared myself, every dollar I ever made 
I've coined my brains for it.  I've never done a mean 
thing; I've lived respectable, and given to the poor. 
Who has a better right to a holiday than I have?  And 
I mean to have a year of it straight out, and if I 
don't I shall lie right down here in my tracks, and 
die of worry and brain trouble.  Don't mistake, 
that's so.  If there are any pickings at all, 
TRUST SPEEDY; don't let the creditors get wind of 
what there is.  I helped you when you were down, help 
me now.  Don't deceive yourself; you've got to help 
me right now or never.  I am clerking, and NOT FIT 
TO CIPHER.  Mamie's typewriting at the Phoenix Guano 
Exchange, down town.  The light is right out of my 
life.  I know you'll not like to do what I propose. 
Think only of this, that it's life or death for 
</p>
            <p>“JIM PINKERTON. 
</p>
            <p>“P.S.—Our figure was seven per cent.  O what a fall 
was there! Well, well, it's past mending; I don't 
want to whine.  But, Loudon, I do want to live.  No 
more ambition; all I ask is life.  I have so much to 
make it sweet to me.  I am clerking, and USELESS 
AT THAT.  I know I would have fired such a clerk 
inside of forty minutes in MY time.  But my 
time's over.  I can only cling on to you.  Don't fail 
</p>
            <p>JIM PINKERTON.” 
</p>
            <p>There was yet one more postscript, yet one more 
outburst of self-pity and pathetic adjuration; and a 
doctor's opinion, unpromising enough, was besides 
enclosed.  I pass them both in silence.  I think shame 
to have shown at so great length the half-baked virtues 
of my friend dissolving in the crucible of sickness and 
distress; and the effect upon my spirits can be judged 
already.  I got to my feet when I had done, drew a deep 
breath, and stared hard at Honolulu.  One moment the 
world seemed at an end, the next I was conscious of a 
rush of independent energy.  On Jim I could rely no 
longer; I must now take hold myself I must decide and 
act on my own better thoughts. 
</p>
            <p>The word was easy to say; the thing, at the first 
blush, was undiscoverable.  I was overwhelmed with 
miserable, womanish pity for my broken friend; his 
outcries grieved my spirit; I saw him then and now— 
then, so invincible; now, brought so low—and knew 
neither how to refuse nor how to consent to his 
proposal.  The remembrance of my father, who had fallen 
in the same field unstained, the image of his monument 
incongruously rising a fear of the law, a chill air 
that seemed to blow upon my fancy from the doors of 
prisons, and the imaginary clank of fetters, recalled 
me to a different resolve.  And then, again, the wails 
of my sick partner intervened.  So I stood hesitating, 
and yet with a strong sense of capacity behind, sure, 
if I could but choose my path, that I should walk in it 
with resolution. 
</p>
            <p>Then I remembered that I had a friend on board, and 
stepped to the companion. 
</p>
            <p>“Gentlemen,” said I, “only a few moments more: but 
these, I regret to say, I must make more tedious still 
by removing your companion.  It is indispensable that I 
should have a word or two with Captain Nares.” 
</p>
            <p>Both the smugglers were afoot at once, protesting.  The 
business, they declared, must be despatched at once; 
they had run risk enough, with a conscience, and they 
must either finish now, or go.” 
</p>
            <p>“The choice is yours, gentlemen,” said I, “and, I 
believe, the eagerness.  I am not yet sure that I have 
anything in your way; even if I have, there are a 
hundred things to be considered; and I assure you it is 
not at all my habit to do business with a pistol to my 
head.” 
</p>
            <p>“That is all very proper, Mr. Dodd; there is no wish to 
coerce you, believe me,” said Fowler; “only, please 
consider our position.  It is really dangerous; we were 
not the only people to see your schooner off 
Waimanolo.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Fowler,” I replied, “I was not born yesterday. 
Will you allow me to express an opinion, in which I may 
be quite wrong, but to which I am entirely wedded? If 
the Custom-House officers had been coming, they would 
have been here now.  In other words, somebody is 
working the oracle, and (for a good guess) his name is 
Fowler.” 
</p>
            <p>Both men laughed loud and long; and being supplied with 
another bottle of Longhurst's champagne, suffered the 
captain and myself to leave them without further word. 
</p>
            <p>I gave Nares the correspondence, and he skimmed it 
through. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, captain,” said I, “I want a fresh mind on this. 
What does it mean?” 
</p>
            <p>“It's large enough text,” replied the captain.  “It 
means you're to stake your pile on Speedy, hand him 
over all you can, and hold your tongue.  I almost wish 
you hadn't shown it me,” he added wearily.  “What with 
the specie from the wreck and the opium-money, it comes 
to a biggish deal.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's supposing that I do it?” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Exactly,” said he, “supposing you do it.” 
</p>
            <p>“And there are pros and cons to that,” I observed. 
</p>
            <p>“There's San Quentin, to start in with,” said the 
captain; “and suppose you clear the penitentiary, 
there's the nasty taste in the mouth.  The figure's big 
enough to make bad trouble, but it's not big enough to 
be picturesque; and I should guess a man always feels 
kind of small who has sold himself under six ciphers. 
That would be my way, at least; there's an excitement 
about a million that might carry me on; but the other 
way, I should feel kind of lonely when I woke in bed. 
Then there's Speedy.  Do you know him well?” 
</p>
            <p>“No, I do not,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, of course he can vamoose with the entire 
speculation, if he chooses,” pursued the captain, “and 
if he don't I can't see but what you've got to support 
and bed and board with him to the end of time.  I guess 
it would weary me.  Then there's Mr. Pinkerton, of 
course.  He's been a good friend to you, hasn't he? 
Stood by you, and all that? and pulled you through for 
all he was worth?” 
</p>
            <p>“That he has,” I cried; “I could never begin telling 
you my debt to him!” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, and that's a consideration,” said the captain. 
“As a matter of principle, I wouldn't look at this 
business at the money.  “Not good enough,” would be my 
word.  But even principle goes under when it comes to 
friends—the right sort, I mean. This Pinkerton is 
frightened, and he seems sick; the medico don't seem to 
care a cent about his state of health; and you've got 
to figure how you would like it if he came to die. 
Remember, the risk of this little swindle is all yours; 
it's no sort of risk to Mr. Pinkerton.  Well, you've 
got to put it that way plainly, and see how you like 
the sound of it: my friend Pinkerton is in danger of 
the New Jerusalem, I am in danger of San Quentin; which 
risk do I propose to run?” 
</p>
            <p>“That's an ugly way to put it,” I objected, “and 
perhaps hardly fair.  There's right and wrong to be 
considered.” 
</p>
            <p>“Don't know the parties,” replied Nares; “and I'm 
coming to them, anyway.  For it strikes me, when it 
came to smuggling opium, you walked right up?” 
</p>
            <p>“So I did,” I said.  “Sick I am to have to say it.” 
</p>
            <p>“All the same,” continued Nares, “you went into the 
opium-smuggling with your head down; and a good deal of 
fussing I've listened to, that you hadn't more of it to 
smuggle.  Now, maybe your partner's not quite fixed the 
same as you are; maybe he sees precious little 
difference between the one thing and the other.” 
</p>
            <p>“You could not say truer: he sees none, I do believe,” 
cried I; “and though I see one, I could never tell you 
how.” 
</p>
            <p>“We never can,” said the oracular Nares; “taste is all 
a matter of opinion.  But the point is, how will your 
friend take it? You refuse a favour, and you take the 
high horse at the same time; you disappoint him, and 
you rap him over the knuckles.  It won't do, Mr. Dodd; 
no friendship can stand that.  You must be as good as 
your friend, or as bad as your friend, or start on a 
fresh deal without him.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't see it,” said I.  “You don't know Jim.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, you WILL see,” said Nares.  “And now, here's 
another point.  This bit of money looks mighty big to 
Mr. Pinkerton; it may spell life or health to him; but 
among all your creditors, I don't see that it amounts 
to a hill of beans—I don't believe it'll pay their 
car-fares all round.  And don't you think you'll ever 
get thanked.  You were known to pay a long price for 
the chance of rummaging that wreck; you do the 
rummaging, you come home, and you hand over ten 
thousand—or twenty, if you like,—a part of which 
you'll have to own up you made by smuggling; and, mind! 
you'll never get Billy Fowler to stick his name to a 
receipt.  Now just glance at the transaction from the 
outside, and see what a clear case it makes.  Your ten 
thousand is a sop; and people will only wonder you were 
so damned impudent as to offer such a small one! 
Whichever way you take it, Mr. Dodd, the bottom's out 
of your character; so there's one thing less to be 
considered.” 
</p>
            <p>“I daresay you'll scarce believe me,” said I, “but I 
feel that a positive relief.” 
</p>
            <p>“You must be made some way different from me, then,” 
returned Nares.  “And, talking about me, I might just 
mention how I stand.  You'll have no trouble from me— 
you've trouble enough of your own; and I'm friend 
enough, when a friend's in need, to shut my eyes and go 
right where he tells me.  All the same, I'm rather 
queerly fixed.  My owners'll have to rank with the rest 
on their charter-party.  Here am I, their 
representative! and I have to look over the ship's side 
while the bankrupt walks his assets ashore in Mr. 
Speedy's hat-box.  It's a thing I wouldn't do for James 
G. Blaine; but I'll do it for you, Mr. Dodd, and only 
sorry I can't do more. 
</p>
            <p>“Thank you, captain; my mind is made up,” said I. 
“I'll go straight, RUAT COELUM! I never understood 
that old tag before to-night.” 
</p>
            <p>“I hope it isn't my business that decides you?” asked 
the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“I'll never deny it was an element,” said I.  “I hope, 
I hope I'm not cowardly; I hope I could steal for Jim 
myself; but when it comes to dragging in you and 
Speedy, and this one and the other, why, Jim has got to 
die, and there's an end.  I'll try and work for him 
when I get to 'Frisco, I suppose; and I suppose I'll 
fail, and look on at his death, and kick myself: it 
can't be helped—I'll fight it on this line.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't say as you're wrong,” replied Nares, “and I'll 
be hanged if I know if you're right.  It suits me 
anyway.  And look here—hadn't you better just show our 
friends over the side?” he added; “no good of being at 
the risk and worry of smuggling for the benefit of 
creditors.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't think of the creditors,” said I.  “But I've 
kept this pair so long I haven't got the brass to fire 
them now.” 
</p>
            <p>Indeed, I believe that was my only reason for entering 
upon a transaction which was now outside my interest, 
but which (as it chanced) repaid me fifty-fold in 
entertainment.  Fowler and Sharpe were both 
preternaturally sharp; they did me the honour in the 
beginning to attribute to myself their proper vices, 
and before we were done had grown to regard me with an 
esteem akin to worship.  This proud position I attained 
by no more recondite arts than telling the mere truth 
and unaffectedly displaying my indifference to the 
result.  I have doubtless stated the essentials of all 
good diplomacy, which may be rather regarded, 
therefore, as a grace of state than the effect of 
management.  For to tell the truth is not in itself 
diplomatic, and to have no care for the result a thing 
involuntary.  When I mentioned, for instance, that I 
had but two hundred and forty pounds of drug, my 
smugglers exchanged meaning glances, as who should say, 
“Here is a foeman worthy of our steel!” But when I 
carelessly proposed thirty-five dollars a pound, as an 
amendment to their offered twenty, and wound up with 
the remark: “The whole thing is a matter of moonshine 
to me, gentlemen.  Take it or want it, and fill your 
glasses”—I had the indescribable gratification to see 
Sharpe nudge Fowler warningly, and Fowler choke down 
the jovial acceptance that stood ready on his lips, and 
lamely substitute a “No—no more wine, please, Mr. 
Dodd!” Nor was this all: for when the affair was 
settled at thirty dollars a pound—a shrewd stroke of 
business for my creditors—and our friends had got on 
board their whaleboat and shoved off, it appeared they 
were imperfectly acquainted with the conveyance of 
sound upon still water, and I had the joy to overhear 
the following testimonial. 
</p>
            <p>“Deep man that Dodd,” said Sharpe. 
</p>
            <p>And the bass-toned Fowler echoed, “Damned if I 
understand his game.” 
</p>
            <p>Thus we were left once more alone upon the NORAH 
CREINA; and the news of the night, and the 
lamentations of Pinkerton, and the thought of my own 
harsh decision, returned and besieged me in the dark. 
According to all the rubbish I had read, I should have 
been sustained by the warm consciousness of virtue. 
Alas, I had but the one feeling: that I had sacrificed 
my sick friend to the fear of prison-cells and stupid 
starers.  And no moralist has yet advanced so far as to 
number cowardice amongst the things that are their own 
reward. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c17" type="chapter">
            <head>XVII — LIGHT FROM THE MAN OF WAR</head>
            <p>IN the early sunlight of the next day we tossed close 
off the buoy, and saw the city sparkle in its groves 
about the foot of the Punch Bowl, and the masts 
clustering thick in the small harbour.  A good breeze, 
which had risen with the sea, carried us triumphantly 
through the intricacies of the passage; and we had soon 
brought up not far from the landing-stairs.  I remember 
to have remarked an ugly-horned reptile of a modern 
warship in the usual moorings across the port, but my 
mind was so profoundly plunged in melancholy that I 
paid no heed. 
</p>
            <p>Indeed, I had little time at my disposal.  Messieurs 
Sharpe and Fowler had left the night before in the 
persuasion that I was a liar of the first magnitude; 
the genial belief brought them aboard again with the 
earliest opportunity, proffering help to one who had 
proved how little he required it, and hospitality to so 
respectable a character.  I had business to mind, I had 
some need both of assistance and diversion; I liked 
Fowler—I don't know why; and in short, I let them do 
with me as they desired.  No creditor intervening, I 
spent the first half of the day inquiring into the 
conditions of the tea and silk market under the 
auspices of Sharpe; lunched with him in a private 
apartment at the Hawaiian Hotel—for Sharpe was a 
teetotaler in public; and about four in the afternoon 
was delivered into the hands of Fowler.  This gentleman 
owned a bungalow on the Waikiki beach; and there, in 
company with certain young bloods of Honolulu, I was 
entertained to a sea-bathe, indiscriminate cocktails, a 
dinner, a HULA-HULA, and (to round off the night) 
poker and assorted liquors.  To lose money in the small 
hours to pale intoxicated youth has always appeared to 
me a pleasure overrated.  In my then frame of mind, I 
confess I found it even delightful; put up my money (or 
rather my creditors') and put down Fowler's champagne 
with equal avidity and success; and awoke the next 
morning to a mild headache and the rather agreeable 
lees of the last night's excitement.  The young bloods, 
many of whom were still far from sober, had taken the 
kitchen into their own hands, VICE the Chinaman 
deposed; and since each was engaged upon a dish of his 
own, and none had the least scruple in demolishing his 
neighbour's handiwork, I became early convinced that 
many eggs would be broken and few omelets made.  The 
discovery of a jug of milk and a crust of bread enabled 
me to stay my appetite; and since it was Sunday, when 
no business could be done, and the festivities were to 
be renewed that night in the abode of Fowler, it 
occurred to me to slip silently away and enjoy some air 
and solitude. 
</p>
            <p>I turned seaward under the dead crater known as Diamond 
Head.  My way was for some time under the shade of 
certain thickets of green thorny trees, dotted with 
houses.  Here I enjoyed some pictures' of the native 
life: wide-eyed, naked children, mingled with pigs; a 
youth asleep under a tree; an old gentleman spelling 
through glasses his Hawaiian Bible; the somewhat 
embarrassing spectacle of a lady at her bath in a 
spring; and the glimpse of gaudy-coloured gowns in the 
deep shade of the houses.  Thence I found a road along 
the beach itself, wading in sand, opposed and buffeted 
by the whole weight of the Trade: on one hand, the 
glittering and sounding surf, and the bay lively with 
many sails; on the other, precipitous, arid gullies and 
sheer cliffs, mounting towards the crater and the blue 
sky.  For all the companionship of skimming vessels, 
the place struck me with a sense of solitude.  There 
came in my head what I had been told the day before at 
dinner, of a cavern above in the bowels off the 
volcano, a place only to be visited with the light of 
torches, a treasure-house of the bones of priests and 
warriors, and clamorous with the voice of an unseen 
river pouring seaward through the crannies of the 
mountain.  At the thought, it was revealed to me 
suddenly how the bungalows, and the Fowlers, and the 
bright busy town and crowding ships, were all children 
of yesterday; and for centuries before, the obscure 
life of the natives, with its glories and ambitions, 
its joys and crimes and agonies, had rolled unseen, 
like the mountain river, in that sea-girt place.  Not 
Chaldea appeared more ancient, nor the Pyramids of 
Egypt more abstruse; and I heard time measured by “the 
drums and tramplings” of immemorial conquests, and saw 
myself the creature of an hour.  Over the bankruptcy of 
Pinkerton and Dodd, of Montana Block, S. F., and the 
conscientious troubles of the junior partner, the 
spirit of eternity was seen to smile. 
</p>
            <p>To this mood of philosophic sadness my excesses of the 
night before no doubt contributed, for more things than 
virtue are at times their own reward, but I was greatly 
healed at least of my distresses.  And while I was yet 
enjoying my abstracted humour, a turn of the beach 
brought me in view of the signal-station, with its 
watch-house and flag-staff, perched on the immediate 
margin of a cliff.  The house was new and clean and 
bald, and stood naked to the Trades.  The wind beat 
about it in loud squalls; the seaward windows rattled 
without mercy; the breach of the surf below contributed 
its increment of noise; and the fall of my foot in the 
narrow verandah passed unheard by those within. 
</p>
            <p>There were two on whom I thus entered unexpectedly: the 
look-out man, with grizzled beard, keen seaman's eyes, 
and that brand on his countenance that comes of 
solitary living; and a visitor, an oldish, oratorical 
fellow, in the smart tropical array of the British man-o'-war's 
man, perched on a table, and smoking a cigar. 
I was made pleasantly welcome, and was soon listening 
with amusement to the sea-lawyer. 
</p>
            <p>“No, if I hadn't have been born an Englishman,” was one 
of his sentiments, “damn me! I'd rather 'a' been born a 
Frenchy! I'd like to see another nation fit to black 
their boots.” Presently after, he developed his views 
on home politics with similar trenchancy.  “I'd rather 
be a brute beast than what I'd be a Liberal,” he said; 
“carrying banners and that! a pig's got more sense. 
Why, look at our chief engineer—they do say he carried 
a banner with his own 'ands: ‘Hooroar for Gladstone!’ I 
suppose, or ‘Down with the Aristocracy!’ What 'arm does 
the aristocracy do? Show me a country any good without 
one! Not the States; why, it's the 'ome of corruption! 
I knew a man—he was a good man, 'ome-born—who was 
signal-quartermaster in the WYANDOTTE.  He told me 
he could never have got there if he hadn't have 'run 
with the boys'—told it me as I'm telling you.  Now, 
we're all British subjects here—” he was going on. 
</p>
            <p>“I am afraid I am an American,” I said apologetically. 
</p>
            <p>He seemed the least bit taken aback, but recovered 
himself; and, with the ready tact of his betters, paid 
me the usual British compliment on the riposte.  “You 
don't say so!” he exclaimed; “well, I give you my 
word of honour I'd never have guessed it.  Nobody could 
tell it on you,” said he, as though it were some form 
of liquor. 
</p>
            <p>I thanked him, as I always do, at this particular 
stage, with his compatriots; not so much, perhaps, for 
the compliment to myself and my poor country, as for 
the revelation (which is ever fresh to me) of Britannic 
self-sufficiency and taste.  And he was so far softened 
by my gratitude as to add a word of praise on the 
American method of lacing sails.  “You're ahead of us 
in lacing sails,” he said; “you can say that with a 
clear conscience.” 
</p>
            <p>“Thank you,” I replied, “I shall certainly do so.” 
</p>
            <p>At this rate we got along swimmingly; and when I rose 
to retrace my steps to the Fowlery, he at once started 
to his feet and offered me the welcome solace of his 
company for the return.  I believe I discovered much 
alacrity at the idea, for the creature (who seemed to 
be unique, or to represent a type like that of the 
dodo) entertained me hugely.  But when he had produced 
his hat, I found I was in the way of more than 
entertainment, for on the ribbon I could read the 
legend, “H.M.S. Tempest.” 
</p>
            <p>“I say,” I began, when our adieus were paid, and we 
were scrambling down the path from the look-out, “it 
was your ship that picked up the men on board the 
FLYING SCUD, wasn't it?” 
</p>
            <p>“You may say so,” said he.  “And a blessed good 
job for the Flying-Scuds.  It's a God-forsaken spot that 
Midway Island.” 
</p>
            <p>“I've just come from there,” said I; “it was I who 
bought the wreck.” 
</p>
            <p>“Beg your pardon, sir,” cried the sailor: “gen'lem'n 
in the white schooner?” 
</p>
            <p>“The same,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>My friend saluted, as though we were now for the first 
time formally introduced. 
</p>
            <p>“Of course,” I continued, “I am rather taken up with 
the whole story; and I wish you would tell me what you 
can of how the men were saved.” 
</p>
            <p>“It was like this,” said he.  “We had orders to call at 
Midway after castaways, and had our distance pretty 
nigh run down the day before.  We steamed half-speed 
all night, looking to make it about noon, for old 
Tootles—beg your pardon, sir, the captain—was 
precious scared of the place at night.  Well, there's 
nasty filthy currents round that Midway; YOU know, 
as has been there; and one on 'em must have set us 
down.  Leastways, about six bells, when we had ought to 
been miles away, some one sees a sail, and lo and 
be'old, there was the spars of a full-rigged brig! We 
raised her pretty fast, and the island after her; and 
made out she was hard aground, canted on her bilge, and 
had her ens'n flying, union down.  It was breaking 'igh 
on the reef, and we laid well out and sent a couple of 
boats.  I didn't go in neither; only stood and looked 
on: but it seems they was all badly scared and muddled, 
and didn't know which end was uppermost.  One on 'em 
kep' snivelling and wringing of his 'ands; he come on 
board, all of a sop like a monthly nurse.  That Trent, 
he come first, with his 'and in a bloody rag.  I was 
near 'em as I am to you; and I could make out he was 
all to bits—'eard his breath rattle in his blooming 
lungs as he come down the ladder.  Yes, they was a 
scared lot, small blame to 'em, I say! The next 
after Trent come him as was mate.” 
</p>
            <p>“Goddedaal!” I exclaimed. 
</p>
            <p>“And a good name for him too,” chuckled the 
man-o'-war's man, who probably confounded the word with a 
familiar oath.  “A good name too; only it weren't his. 
He was a gen'lem'n born, sir, as had gone 
maskewerading.  One of our officers knowed him at 'ome, 
reckonises him, steps up, 'olds out his 'and right off, 
and says he, ‘'Ullo, Norrie, old chappie!’ he says. 
The other was coming up, as bold as look at it; didn't 
seem put out—that's where blood tells, sir! Well, no 
sooner does he 'ear his born name given him than he 
turns as white as the Day of Judgment, stares at Mr. 
Sebright like he was looking at a ghost, and then (I 
give you my word of honour) turned to, and doubled up 
in a dead faint.  ‘Take him down to my berth,’ says Mr. 
Sebright.  ‘'Tis poor old Norrie Carthew,’ he says.” 
</p>
            <p>“And what—what sort of a gentleman was this Mr. 
Carthew?” I gasped. 
</p>
            <p>“The ward-room steward told me he was come of the best 
blood in England,” was my friend's reply: “Eton and 
'Arrow bred; and might have been a bar'net!” 
</p>
            <p>“No, but to look at?” I corrected him. 
</p>
            <p>“The same as you or me,” was the uncompromising answer: 
“not much to look at.  I didn't know he was a 
gen'lem'n; but then, I never see him cleaned up.” 
</p>
            <p>“How was that?” I cried.  “O yes, I remember: he was 
sick all the way to 'Frisco, was he not?” 
</p>
            <p>“Sick, or sorry, or something,” returned my informant. 
“My belief, he didn't hanker after showing up.  He kep' 
close; the ward-room steward, what took his meals in, 
told me he ate nex' to nothing; and he was fetched 
ashore at 'Frisco on the quiet.  Here was how it was. 
It seems his brother had took and died, him as had the 
estate.  This one had gone in for his beer, by what I 
could make out; the old folks at 'ome had turned rusty; 
no one knew where he had gone to.  Here he was, slaving 
in a merchant brig, shipwrecked on Midway, and packing 
up his duds for a long voyage in a open boat.  He comes 
on board our ship, and by God, here he is a landed 
proprietor, and may be in Parliament to-morrow! It's no 
less than natural he should keep dark: so would you and 
me in the same box.” 
</p>
            <p>“I daresay,” said I.  “But you saw more of the others?” 
</p>
            <p>“To be sure,” says he: “no 'arm in them from what I 
see.  There was one 'Ardy there: colonial born he was, 
and had been through a power of money.  There was no 
nonsense about 'Ardy; he had been up, and he had come 
down, and took it so.  His 'eart was in the right 
place; and he was well-informed, and knew French; and 
Latin, I believe, like a native! I liked that 'Ardy: he 
was a good-looking boy too.” 
</p>
            <p>“Did they say much about the wreck?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“There wasn't much to say, I reckon,” replied the 
man-o'-war's man.  “It was all in the papers.  'Ardy used 
to yarn most about the coins he had gone through; he 
had lived with bookmakers, and jockeys, and pugs, and 
actors, and all that—a precious low lot,” added this 
judicious person.  “But it's about here my 'orse is 
moored, and by your leave I'll be getting ahead.” 
</p>
            <p>“One moment,” said I.  “Is Mr. Sebright on board?” 
</p>
            <p>“No, sir, he's ashore to-day,” said the sailor.  “I 
took up a bag for him to the 'otel.” 
</p>
            <p>With that we parted.  Presently after my friend 
overtook and passed me on a hired steed which seemed to 
scorn its cavalier; and I was left in the dust of his 
passage, a prey to whirling thoughts.  For I now stood, 
or seemed to stand, on the immediate threshold of these 
mysteries.  I knew the name of the man Dickson—his 
name was Carthew; I knew where the money came from that 
opposed us at the sale—it was part of Carthew's 
inheritance; and in my gallery of illustrations to the 
history of the wreck, one more picture hung, perhaps 
the most dramatic of the series.  It showed me the deck 
of a warship in that distant part of the great ocean, 
the officers and seamen looking curiously on: and a man 
of birth and education, who had been sailing under an 
alias on a trading brig, and was now rescued from 
desperate peril, felled like an ox by the bare sound of 
his own name.  I could not fail to be reminded of my 
own experience at the Occidental telephone.  The hero 
of three styles, Dickson, Goddedaal, or Carthew, must 
be the owner of a lively—or a loaded—conscience, and 
the reflection recalled to me the photograph found on 
board the FLYING SCUD; just such a man, I reasoned, 
would be capable of just such starts and crises, and I 
inclined to think that Goddedaal (or Carthew) was the 
mainspring of the mystery. 
</p>
            <p>One thing was plain: as long as the TEMPEST was in 
reach, I must make the acquaintance of both Sebright 
and the doctor.  To this end, I excused myself with Mr. 
Fowler, returned to Honolulu, and passed the remainder 
of the day hanging vainly round the cool verandahs of 
the hotel.  It was near nine o'clock at night before I 
was rewarded. 
</p>
            <p>“That is the gentleman you were asking for,” said the 
clerk. 
</p>
            <p>I beheld a man in tweeds, of an incomparable languor of 
demeanour, and carrying a cane with genteel effort. 
From the name, I had looked to find a sort of Viking 
and young ruler of the battle and the tempest; and I 
was the more disappointed, and not a little alarmed, to 
come face to face with this impracticable type. 
</p>
            <p>“I believe I have the pleasure of addressing Lieutenant 
Sebright,” said I, stepping forward. 
</p>
            <p>“Aw, yes,” replied the hero; “but, aw! I dawn't knaw 
you, do I?” (He spoke for all the world like Lord 
Foppington in the old play—a proof of the perennial 
nature of man's affectations.  But his limping dialect 
I scorn to continue to reproduce.) 
</p>
            <p>“It was with the intention of making myself known that 
I have taken this step,” said I, entirely unabashed 
(for impudence begets in me its like—perhaps my only 
martial attribute).  “We have a common subject of 
interest, to me very lively; and I believe I may be in 
a position to be of some service to a friend of yours— 
to give him, at least, some very welcome information.” 
</p>
            <p>The last clause was a sop to my conscience; I could not 
pretend, even to myself, either the power or the will 
to serve Mr. Carthew; but I felt sure he would like to 
hear the FLYING SCUD was burned. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't know—I—I don't understand you,” stammered my 
victim.  “I don't have any friends in Honolulu, don't 
you know?” 
</p>
            <p>The friend to whom I refer is English,” I replied.  “It 
is Mr. Carthew, whom you picked up at Midway.  My firm 
has bought the wreck; I am just returned from breaking 
her up; and—to make my business quite clear to you—I 
have a communication it is necessary I should make; and 
have to trouble you for Mr. Carthew's address.” 
</p>
            <p>It will be seen how rapidly I had dropped all hope of 
interesting the frigid British bear.  He, on his side, 
was plainly on thorns at my insistence; I judged he was 
suffering torments of alarm lest I should prove an 
undesirable acquaintance; diagnosed him for a shy, 
dull, vain, unamiable animal, without adequate defence— 
a sort of dishoused snail; and concluded, rightly 
enough, that he would consent to anything to bring our 
interview to a conclusion.  A moment later he had fled, 
leaving me with a sheet of paper thus inscribed:— 
</p>
            <p>Norris Carthew, 
Stallbridge-le-Carthew, 
Dorset. 
</p>
            <p>I might have cried victory, the field of battle and 
some of the enemy's baggage remaining in my occupation. 
As a matter of fact, my moral sufferings during the 
engagement had rivalled those of Mr. Sebright.  I was 
left incapable of fresh hostilities; I owned that the 
navy of old England was (for me) invincible as of yore; 
and giving up all thought of the doctor, inclined to 
salute her veteran flag, in the future, from a prudent 
distance.  Such was my inclination when I retired to 
rest; and my first experience the next morning 
strengthened it to certainty.  For I had the pleasure 
of encountering my fair antagonist on his way on board; 
and he honoured me with a recognition so disgustingly 
dry, that my impatience overflowed, and (recalling the 
tactics of Nelson) I neglected to perceive or to return 
it. 
</p>
            <p>Judge of my astonishment, some half-hour later, to 
receive a note of invitation from the TEMPEST. 
</p>
            <p>“Dear Sir,” it began, “we are all naturally very much 
interested in the wreck of the FLYING SCUD, and as 
soon as I mentioned that I had the pleasure of making 
your acquaintance, a very general wish was expressed 
that you would come and dine on board.  It will give us 
all the greatest pleasure to see you to-night, or in 
case you should be otherwise engaged, to luncheon 
either to-morrow or to-day.” A note of the hours 
followed, and the document wound up with the name of 
“J. Lascelles Sebright,” under an undeniable statement 
that he was sincerely mine. 
</p>
            <p>“No, Mr. Lascelles Sebright,” I reflected, “you are 
not, but I begin to suspect that (like the lady in the 
song) you are another's.  You have mentioned your 
adventure, my friend; you have been blown up; you have 
got your orders; this note has been dictated; and I am 
asked on board (in spite of your melancholy protests) 
not to meet the men, and not to talk about the 
FLYING SCUD, but to undergo the scrutiny of some one 
interested in Carthew—the doctor, for a wager.  And 
for a second wager, all this springs from your facility 
in giving the address.” I lost no time in answering the 
billet, electing for the earliest occasion; and at the 
appointed hour a somewhat blackguard-looking boat's 
crew from the NORAH CREINA conveyed me under the 
guns of the TEMPEST. 
</p>
            <p>The ward-room appeared pleased to see me; Sebright's 
brother officers, in contrast to himself, took a boyish 
interest in my cruise; and much was talked of the 
FLYING SCUD; of how she had been lost, of how I had 
found her, and of the weather, the anchorage, and the 
currents about Midway Island.  Carthew was referred to 
more than once without embarrassment; the parallel case 
of a late Earl of Aberdeen, who died mate on board a 
Yankee schooner, was adduced.  If they told me little 
of the man, it was because they had not much to tell, 
and only felt an interest in his recognition and pity 
for his prolonged ill-health.  I could never think the 
subject was avoided; and it was clear that the 
officers, far from practising concealment, had nothing 
to conceal. 
</p>
            <p>So far, then, all seemed natural, and yet the doctor 
troubled me.  This was a tall, rugged, plain man, on 
the wrong side of fifty, already grey, and with a 
restless mouth and bushy eyebrows: he spoke seldom, but 
then with gaiety; and his great, quaking, silent 
laughter was infectious.  I could make out that he was 
at once the quiz of the ward-room and perfectly 
respected; and I made sure that he observed me 
covertly.  It is certain I returned the compliment.  If 
Carthew had feigned sickness—and all seemed to point 
in that direction—here was the man who knew all—or 
certainly knew much.  His strong, sterling face 
progressively and silently persuaded of his full 
knowledge.  That was not the mouth, these were not the 
eyes, of one who would act in ignorance, or could be 
led at random.  Nor again was it the face of a man 
squeamish in the case of malefactors; there was even a 
touch of Brutus there, and something of the hanging 
judge.  In short, he seemed the last character for the 
part assigned him in my theories; and wonder and 
curiosity contended in my mind. 
</p>
            <p>Luncheon was over, and an adjournment to the smoking-room 
proposed, when (upon a sudden impulse) I burned my 
ships, and, pleading indisposition, requested to 
consult the doctor. 
</p>
            <p>“There is nothing the matter with my body, Dr. 
Urquart,” said I, as soon as we were alone. 
</p>
            <p>He hummed, his mouth worked, he regarded me steadily 
with his grey eyes, but resolutely held his peace. 
</p>
            <p>“I want to talk to you about the FLYING SCUD and 
Mr. Carthew,” I resumed.  “Come, you must have expected 
this.  I am sure you know all; you are shrewd, and must 
have a guess that I know much.  How are we to stand to 
one another? and how am I to stand to Mr. Carthew?” 
</p>
            <p>“I do not fully understand you,” he replied, after a 
pause; and then, after another: “it is the spirit I 
refer to, Mr. Dodd.” 
</p>
            <p>“The spirit of my inquiries?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>He nodded. 
</p>
            <p>“I think we are at cross-purposes,” said I.  “The 
spirit is precisely what I came in quest of.  I bought 
the FLYING SCUD at a ruinous figure, run up by Mr. 
Carthew through an agent; and I am, in consequence, a 
bankrupt.  But if I have found no fortune in the wreck, 
I have found unmistakable evidences of foul play. 
Conceive my position: I am ruined through this man, 
whom I never saw; I might very well desire revenge or 
compensation; and I think you will admit I have the 
means to extort either.” 
</p>
            <p>He made no sign in answer to this challenge. 
</p>
            <p>“Can you not understand, then,” I resumed, “the spirit 
in which I come to one who is surely in the secret, and 
ask him, honestly and plainly, How do I stand to Mr. 
Carthew?” 
</p>
            <p>“I must ask you to be more explicit,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“You do not help me much,” I retorted.  “But see if you 
can understand: my conscience is not very fine-spun; 
still, I have one.  Now, there are degrees of foul 
play, to some of which I have no particular objection. 
I am sure with Mr. Carthew, I am not at all the person 
to forgo an advantage, and I have much curiosity.  But, 
on the other hand, I have no taste for persecution; and 
I ask you to believe that I am not the man to make bad 
worse, or heap trouble on the unfortunate.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes; I think I understand,” said he.  “Suppose I pass 
you my word that, whatever may have occurred, there 
were excuses—great excuses—I may say, very great?” 
</p>
            <p>“It would have weight with me, doctor,” I replied. 
</p>
            <p>“I may go further,” he pursued.  “Suppose I had been 
there, or you had been there.  After a certain event 
had taken place, it's a grave question what we might 
have done—it's even a question what we could have 
done—ourselves.  Or take me.  I will be plain with 
you, and own that I am in possession of the facts.  You 
have a shrewd guess how I have acted in that knowledge. 
May I ask you to judge from the character of my action 
something of the nature of that knowledge, which I have 
no call, nor yet no title, to share with you?” 
</p>
            <p>I cannot convey a sense of the rugged conviction and 
judicial emphasis of Dr. Urquart's speech.  To those 
who did not hear him, it may appear as if he fed me on 
enigmas; to myself, who heard, I seemed to have 
received a lesson and a compliment. 
</p>
            <p>“I thank you,” I said; “I feel you have said as much as 
possible, and more than I had any right to ask.  I take 
that as a mark of confidence, which I will try to 
deserve.  I hope, sir, you will let me regard you as a 
friend.” 
</p>
            <p>He evaded my proffered friendship with a blunt proposal 
to rejoin the mess; and yet a moment later contrived to 
alleviate the snub.  For, as we entered the smoking-room, 
he laid his hand on my shoulder with a kind 
familiarity— 
</p>
            <p>“I have just prescribed for Mr. Dodd,” says he, “a 
glass of our Madeira.” 
</p>
            <p>I have never again met Dr. Urquart; but he wrote 
himself so clear upon my memory that I think I see him 
still.  And indeed I had cause to remember the man for 
the sake of his communication.  It was hard enough to 
make a theory fit the circumstances of the FLYING 
SCUD; but one in which the chief actor should stand 
the least excused, and might retain the esteem or at 
least the pity of a man like Dr. Urquart, failed me 
utterly.  Here at least was the end of my discoveries. 
I learned no more, till I learned all; and my reader 
has the evidence complete.  Is he more astute than I 
was? or, like me, does he give it up? 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c18" type="chapter">
            <head>XVIII — CROSS-QUESTIONS AND CROOKED ANSWERS</head>
            <p>I HAVE said hard words of San Francisco; they must 
scarce be literally understood (one cannot suppose the 
Israelites did justice to the land of Pharaoh); and the 
city took a fine revenge of me on my return.  She had 
never worn a more becoming guise; the sun shone, the 
air was lively, the people had flowers in their 
button-holes and smiles upon their faces; and as I made my way 
towards Jim's place of employment, with some very black 
anxieties at heart, I seemed to myself a blot on the 
surrounding gaiety. 
</p>
            <p>My destination was in a by-street in a mean, rickety 
building.  “The Franklin H. Dodge Steam Printing 
Company” appeared upon its front, and, in characters of 
greater freshness, so as to suggest recent conversion, 
the watch-cry, “White Labour Only.” In the office in a 
dusty pen Jim sat alone before a table.  A wretched 
change had overtaken him in clothes, body, and bearing; 
he looked sick and shabby.  He who had once rejoiced in 
his day's employment, like a horse among pastures, now 
sat staring on a column of accounts, idly chewing a 
pen, at times heavily sighing, the picture of 
inefficiency and inattention.  He was sunk deep in a 
painful reverie; he neither saw nor heard me, and I 
stood and watched him unobserved.  I had a sudden vain 
relenting.  Repentance bludgeoned me.  As I had 
predicted to Nares, I stood and kicked myself.  Here 
was I come home again, my honour saved; there was my 
friend in want of rest, nursing, and a generous diet; 
and I asked myself, with Falstaff, “What is in that 
word honour? what is that honour?” and, like Falstaff, 
I told myself that it was air. 
</p>
            <p>“Jim!” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Loudon!” he gasped, and jumped from his chair and 
stood shaking. 
</p>
            <p>The next moment I was over the barrier, and we were 
hand in hand. 
</p>
            <p>“My poor old man!” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>“Thank God, you're home at last!” he gulped, and kept 
patting my shoulder with his hand. 
</p>
            <p>“I've no good news for you, Jim,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“You've come—that's the good news that I want,” he 
replied.  “O how I have longed for you, Loudon!” 
</p>
            <p>“I couldn't do what you wrote me,” I said, lowering my 
voice.  “The creditors have it all.  I couldn't do it.” 
</p>
            <p>“S-s-h!” returned Jim.  “I was crazy when wrote.  I 
could never have looked Mamie in the face if we had 
done it.  O, Loudon, what a gift that woman is! You 
think you know something of life; you just don't know 
anything.  It's the GOODNESS of the woman, it's a 
revelation!” 
</p>
            <p>“That's all right,” said I.  “That's how I hoped to 
hear you, Jim.” 
</p>
            <p>“And so the FLYING SCUD was a fraud,” he resumed. 
“I didn't quite understand your letter, but I made out 
that.” 
</p>
            <p>“Fraud is a mild term for it,” said I.  “The creditors 
will never believe what fools we were.—And that 
reminds me,” I continued, rejoicing in the transition, 
“how about the bankruptcy?” 
</p>
            <p>“You were lucky to be out of that,” answered Jim, 
shaking his head; “you were lucky not to see the 
papers.  The OCCIDENTAL called me a fifth-rate 
kerb-stone broker with water on the brain; another said 
I was a tree-frog that had got into the same meadow 
with Longhurst, and had blown myself out till I went 
pop.  It was rough on a man in his honeymoon; so was 
what they said about my looks, and what I had on, and 
the way I perspired.  But I braced myself up with the 
FLYING SCUD.—How did it exactly figure out anyway? 
I don't seem to catch on to that story, Loudon.” 
</p>
            <p>“The devil you don't!” thinks I to myself; and then 
aloud, “You see we had neither one of us good luck.  I 
didn't do much more than cover current expenses, and 
you got floored immediately.  How did we come to go so 
soon?” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, we'll have to have a talk over all this,” said 
Jim, with a sudden start.  “I should be getting to my 
books, and I guess you had better go up right away to 
Mamie.  She's at Speedy's.  She expects you with 
impatience.  She regards you in the light of a 
favourite brother, Loudon.” 
</p>
            <p>Any scheme was welcome which allowed me to postpone the 
hour of explanation, and avoid (were it only for a 
breathing space) the topic of the FLYING SCUD.  I 
hastened accordingly to Bush Street.  Mrs. Speedy, 
already rejoicing in the return of a spouse, hailed me 
with acclamation.  “And it's beautiful you're looking, 
Mr. Dodd, my dear,” she was kind enough to say.  “And a 
muracle they naygur waheenies let ye lave the oilands. 
I have my suspicions of Shpeedy,” she added roguishly. 
“Did ye see him after the naygresses now?” 
</p>
            <p>I gave Speedy an unblemished character. 
</p>
            <p>“The one of ye will never bethray the other,” said the 
playful dame, and ushered me into a bare room, where 
Mamie sat working a type-writer. 
</p>
            <p>I was touched by the cordiality of her greeting.  With 
the prettiest gesture in the world she gave me both her 
hands, wheeled forth a chair, and produced from a 
cupboard a tin of my favourite tobacco, and a book of 
my exclusive cigarette-papers. 
</p>
            <p>“There!” she cried; “you see, Mr. Loudon, we were all 
prepared for you: the things were bought the very day 
you sailed.” 
</p>
            <p>I imagined she had always intended me a pleasant 
welcome; but the certain fervour of sincerity, which I 
could not help remarking, flowed from an unexpected 
source.  Captain Nares, with a kindness for which I can 
never be sufficiently grateful, had stolen a moment 
from his occupations, driven to call on Mamie, and 
drawn her a generous picture of my prowess at the 
wreck.  She was careful not to breathe a word of this 
interview, till she had led me on to tell my adventures 
for myself. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah! Captain Nares was better,” she cried, when I had 
done.  “From your account, I have only learned one new 
thing, that you are modest as well as brave.” 
</p>
            <p>I cannot tell with what sort of disclamation I sought 
to reply. 
</p>
            <p>“It is of no use,” said Mamie.  “I know a hero.  And 
when I heard of you working all day like a common 
labourer, with your hands bleeding and your nails 
broken—and how you told the captain to “crack on” (I 
think he said) in the storm, when he was terrified 
himself—and the danger of that horrid mutiny”—(Nares 
had been obligingly dipping his brush in earthquake and 
eclipse)—“and how it was all done, in part at least, 
for Jim and me—I felt we could never say how we 
admired and thanked you.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mamie,” I cried, “don't talk of thanks; it is not a 
word to be used between friends.  Jim and I have been 
prosperous together; now we shall be poor together. 
We've done our best, and that's all that need be said. 
The next thing is for me to find a situation, and send 
you and Jim up country for a long holiday in the 
redwoods—for a holiday Jim has got to have.” 
</p>
            <p>“Jim can't take your money, Mr. Loudon,” said Mamie. 
</p>
            <p>“Jim?” cried I.  “He's got to.  Didn't I take his?” 
</p>
            <p>Presently after, Jim himself arrived, and before he had 
yet done mopping his brow, he was at me with the 
accursed subject.  “Now, Loudon,” said he, “here we 
are, all together, the day's work done and the evening 
before us; just start in with the whole story.” 
</p>
            <p>“One word on business first,” said I, speaking from the 
lips outward, and meanwhile (in the private apartments 
of my brain) trying for the thousandth time to find 
some plausible arrangement of my story.  “I want to 
have a notion how we stand about the bankruptcy.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, that's ancient history,” cried Jim.  “We paid seven 
cents, and a wonder we did as well.  The receiver—” 
(methought a spasm seized him at the name of this 
official, and he broke off).  “But it's all past and 
done with, anyway; and what I want to get at is the 
facts about the wreck.  I don't seem to understand it; 
appears to me like as there was something underneath.” 
</p>
            <p>“There was nothing IN it, anyway,” I said, with a 
forced laugh. 
</p>
            <p>“That's what I want to judge of,” returned Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“How the mischief is it I can never keep you to that 
bankruptcy? It looks as if you avoided it,” said I—for 
a man in my situation, with unpardonable folly. 
</p>
            <p>“Don't it look a little as if you were trying to avoid 
the wreck?” asked Jim. 
</p>
            <p>It was my own doing; there was no retreat.  “My dear 
fellow, if you make a point of it, here goes!” said I, 
and launched with spurious gaiety into the current of 
my tale.  I told it with point and spirit; described 
the island and the wreck, mimicked Anderson and the 
Chinese, maintained the suspense....  My pen has 
stumbled on the fatal word.  I maintained the suspense 
so well that it was never relieved; and when I stopped— 
I dare not say concluded, where there was no 
conclusion—I found Jim and Mamie regarding me with 
surprise. 
</p>
            <p>“Well?” said Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, that's all,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“But how do you explain it?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“I can't explain it,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>Mamie wagged her head ominously. 
</p>
            <p>“But, great Caesar's ghost, the money was offered!” 
cried Jim.  “It won't do, Loudon; it's nonsense on the 
face of it! I don't say but what you and Nares did your 
best; I'm sure, of course, you did; but I do say you 
got fooled.  I say the stuff is in that ship to-day, 
and I say I mean to get it.” 
</p>
            <p>“There is nothing in the ship, I tell you, but old wood 
and iron!” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“You'll see,” said Jim.  “Next time I go myself I'll 
take Mamie for the trip: Longhurst won't refuse me the 
expense of a schooner.  You wait till I get the 
searching of her.” 
</p>
            <p>“But you can't search her!” cried I.  “She's burned.” 
</p>
            <p>“Burned!” cried Mamie, starting a little from the 
attitude of quiescent capacity in which she had 
hitherto sat to hear me, her hands folded in her lap. 
</p>
            <p>There was an appreciable pause. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon, Loudon,” began Jim at last, “but 
why in snakes did you burn her?” 
</p>
            <p>“It was an idea of Nares's,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“This is certainly the strangest circumstance of all,” 
observed Mamie. 
</p>
            <p>“I must say, Loudon, it does seem kind of unexpected,” 
added Jim.  “It seems kind of crazy even.  What did 
you—what did Nares expect to gain by burning her?” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't know; it didn't seem to matter; we had got all 
there was to get,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“That's the very point,” cried Jim.  “It was quite 
plain you hadn't” 
</p>
            <p>“What made you so sure?” asked Mamie. 
</p>
            <p>“How can I tell you?” I cried.  “We had been all 
through her.  We WERE sure; that's all that I can 
say.” 
</p>
            <p>“I begin to think you were,” she returned, with a 
significant emphasis. 
</p>
            <p>Jim hurriedly intervened.  “What I don't quite make 
out, Loudon, is, that you don't seem to appreciate the 
peculiarities of the thing,” said he.  “It doesn't seem 
to have struck you same as it does me.” 
</p>
            <p>“Pshaw! why go on with this?” cried Mamie, suddenly 
rising.  “Mr. Dodd is not telling us either what he 
thinks or what he knows.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mamie!” cried Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“You need not be concerned for his feelings, James; he 
is not concerned for yours,” returned the lady.  “He 
dare not deny it, besides.  And this is not the first 
time he has practised reticence.  Have you forgotten 
that he knew the address, and did not tell it you until 
that man had escaped?” 
</p>
            <p>Jim turned to me pleadingly—we were all on our feet. 
“Loudon,” he said, “you see Mamie has some fancy, and I 
must say there's just a sort of a shadow of an excuse; 
for it IS bewildering—even to me, Loudon, with my 
trained business intelligence.  For God's sake clear it 
up.” 
</p>
            <p>“This serves me right,” said I.  “I should not have 
tried to keep you in the dark; I should have told you 
at first that I was pledged to secrecy; I should have 
asked you to trust me in the beginning.  It is all I 
can do now.  There is more of the story, but it 
concerns none of us, and my tongue is tied.  I have 
given my word of honour.  You must trust me, and try to 
forgive me.” 
</p>
            <p>“I daresay I am very stupid, Mr. Dodd,” began Mamie, 
with an alarming sweetness, “but I thought you went 
upon this trip as my husband's representative and with 
my husband's money? You tell us now that you are 
pledged, but I should have thought you were pledged 
first of all to James.  You say it does not concern us; 
we are poor people, and my husband is sick, and it 
concerns us a great deal to understand how we come to 
have lost our money, and why our representative comes 
back to us with nothing.  You ask that we should trust 
you; you do not seem to understand—the question we are 
asking ourselves is whether we have not trusted you too 
much.” 
</p>
            <p>“I do not ask you to trust me,” I replied.  “I ask Jim. 
He knows me.” 
</p>
            <p>“You think you can do what you please with James; you 
trust to his affection, do you not? And me, I suppose, 
you do not consider,” said Mamie.  “But it was perhaps 
an unfortunate day for you when we were married, for I 
at least am not blind.  The crew run away, the ship is 
sold for a great deal of money, you know that man's 
address and you conceal it; you do not find what you 
were sent to look for, and yet you burn the ship; and 
now, when we ask explanations, you are pledged to 
secrecy! But I am pledged to no such thing; I will not 
stand by in silence and see my sick and ruined husband 
betrayed by his condescending friend.  I will give you 
the truth for once.  Mr. Dodd, you have been bought and 
sold.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mamie,” cried Jim, “no more of this! It's me you're 
striking; it's only me you hurt.  You don't know, you 
cannot understand these things.  Why, to-day, if it 
hadn't been for Loudon, I couldn't have looked you in 
the face.  He saved my honesty.” 
</p>
            <p>“I have heard plenty of this talk before,” she replied. 
“You are a sweet-hearted fool, and I love you for it. 
But I am a clear-headed woman; my eyes are open, and I 
understand this man's hypocrisy.  Did he not come here 
to-day and pretend he would take a situation—pretend 
he would share his hard-earned wages with us until you 
were well? Pretend! 
</p>
            <p>It makes me furious! His wages! a share of his wages! 
That would have been your pittance, that would have 
been your share of the FLYING SCUD—you who worked 
and toiled for him when he was a beggar in the streets 
of Paris.  But we do not want your charity; thank God, 
I can work for my own husband! See what it is to have 
obliged a gentleman! He would let you pick him up when 
he was begging; he would stand and look on, and let you 
black his shoes, and sneer at you.  For you were always 
sneering at my James; you always looked down upon him 
in your heart, you know it!” She turned back to Jim. 
“And now when he is rich,” she began, and then swooped 
again on me.  “For you are rich, I dare you to deny it; 
I defy you to look me in the face and try to deny that 
you are rich—rich with our money—my husband's money— 
— 
</p>
            <p>Heaven knows to what a height she might have risen, 
being, by this time, bodily whirled away in her own 
hurricane of words.  Heart-sickness, a black 
depression, a treacherous sympathy with my assailant, 
pity unutterable for poor Jim, already filled, divided, 
and abashed my spirit.  Flight seemed the only remedy, 
and making a private sign to Jim, as if to ask 
permission, I slunk from the unequal field. 
</p>
            <p>I was but a little way down the street, when I was 
arrested by the sound of some one running, and Jim's 
voice calling me by name.  He had followed me with a 
letter which had been long awaiting my return. 
</p>
            <p>I took it in a dream.  “This has been a devil of a 
business,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Don't think hard of Mamie,” he pleaded.  “It's the way 
she's made; it's her high-toned loyalty.  And of course 
I know it's all right.  I know your sterling character; 
but you didn't, somehow, make out to give us the thing 
straight, Loudon.  Anybody might have—I mean it—I 
mean—” 
</p>
            <p>“Never mind what you mean, my poor Jim,” said I. 
“She's a gallant little woman and a loyal wife: and I 
thought her splendid.  My story was as fishy as the 
devil.  I'll never think the less of either her or 
you.” 
</p>
            <p>“It'll blow over; it must blow over,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“It never can,” I returned, sighing: “and don't you try 
to make it! Don't name me, unless it's with an oath. 
And get home to her right away.  Good-bye, my best of 
friends.  Good-bye, and God bless you.  We shall never 
meet again.” 
</p>
            <p>“O Loudon, that we should live to say such words!” he 
cried. 
</p>
            <p>I had no views on life, beyond an occasional impulse to 
commit suicide, or to get drunk, and drifted down the 
street, semi-conscious, walking apparently on air in 
the light-headedness of grief.  I had money in my 
pocket, whether mine or my creditors' I had no means of 
guessing; and, the Poodle Dog lying in my path, I went 
mechanically in and took a table.  A waiter attended 
me, and I suppose I gave my orders; for presently I 
found myself, with a sudden return of consciousness, 
beginning dinner.  On the white cloth at my elbow lay 
the letter, addressed in a clerk's hand, and bearing an 
English stamp and the Edinburgh postmark.  A bowl of 
bouillon and a glass of wine awakened in one corner of 
my brain (where all the rest was in mourning, the 
blinds down as for a funeral) a faint stir of 
curiosity; and while I waited the next course, 
wondering the while what I had ordered, I opened and 
began to read the epoch-making document: 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p/>
            <p>“DEAR SIR,—I am charged with the melancholy duty of 
announcing to you the death of your excellent 
grandfather, Mr. Alexander Loudon, on the 17th ult. 
On Sunday the 13th he went to church as usual in the 
forenoon, and stopped on his way home, at the corner 
of Princes Street, in one of our seasonable east 
winds, to talk with an old friend.  The same evening 
acute bronchitis declared itself; from the first, Dr. 
M'Combie anticipated a fatal result, and the old 
gentleman appeared to have no illusion as to his own 
state.  He repeatedly assured me it was 'by' with him 
now; 'and high time too,' he once added with 
characteristic asperity.  He was not in the least 
changed on the approach of death: only (what I am 
sure must be very grateful to your feelings) he 
seemed to think and speak even more kindly than usual 
of yourself, referring to you as 'Jeannie's yin,' 
with strong expressions of regard.  'He was the only 
one I ever liket of the hale jing-bang' was one of 
his expressions; and you will be glad to know that he 
dwelt particularly on the dutiful respect you had 
always displayed in your relations.  The small 
codicil, by which he bequeaths you his Molesworth, 
and other professional works, was added (you will 
observe) on the day before his death; so that you 
were in his thoughts until the end.  I should say 
that, though rather a trying patient, he was most 
tenderly nursed by your uncle, and your cousin, Miss 
Euphemia.  I enclose a copy of the testament, by 
which you will see that you share equally with Mr. 
Adam, and that I hold at your disposal a sum nearly 
approaching seventeen thousand pounds.  I beg to 
congratulate you on this considerable acquisition, 
and expect your orders, to which I shall hasten to 
give my best attention.  Thinking that you might 
desire to return at once to this country, and not 
knowing how you may be placed, I enclose a credit for 
six hundred pounds.  Please sign the accompanying 
slip, and let me have it at your earliest 
convenience. 
</p>
            <p>“I am, dear sir, yours truly, 
</p>
            <p>“W. RUTHERFORD GREGG. 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p/>
            <p>“God bless the old gentleman!” I thought; “and for that 
matter God bless Uncle Adam! and my cousin Euphemia! 
and Mr. Gregg!” I had a vision of that grey old life 
now brought to an end—“and high time too”—a vision of 
those Sabbath streets alternately vacant and filled 
with silent people; of the babel of the bells, the 
long-drawn psalmody, the shrewd sting of the east wind, 
the hollow, echoing, dreary house to which “Ecky” had 
returned with the hand of death already on his 
shoulder; a vision, too, of the long, rough country 
lad, perhaps a serious courtier of the lasses in the 
hawthorn den, perhaps a rustic dancer on the green, who 
had first earned and answered to that harsh diminutive. 
And I asked myself if, on the whole, poor Ecky had 
succeeded in life; if the last state of that man were 
not on the whole worse than the first; and the house in 
Randolph Crescent a less admirable dwelling than the 
hamlet where he saw the day and grew to manhood.  Here 
was a consolatory thought for one who was himself a 
failure. 
</p>
            <p>Yes, I declare the word came in my mind; and all the 
while, in another partition of the brain, I was glowing 
and singing for my new-found opulence.  The pile of 
gold—four thousand two hundred and fifty double 
eagles, seventeen thousand ugly sovereigns, twenty-one 
thousand two hundred and fifty Napoleons—danced, and 
rang and ran molten, and lit up life with their 
effulgence, in the eye of fancy.  Here were all things 
made plain to me: Paradise—Paris, I mean—regained, 
Carthew protected, Jim restored, the creditors... 
</p>
            <p>“The creditors!” I repeated, and sank back benumbed. 
It was all theirs to the last farthing: my grandfather 
had died too soon to save me. 
</p>
            <p>I must have somewhere a rare vein of decision.  In that 
revolutionary moment I found myself prepared for all 
extremes except the one: ready to do anything, or to go 
anywhere, so long as I might save my money.  At the 
worst, there was flight, flight to some of those blest 
countries where the serpent extradition has not yet 
entered in. 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p>On no condition is extradition 
Allowed in Callao! 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p>—the old lawless words haunted me; and I saw myself 
hugging my gold in the company of such men as had once 
made and sung them, in the rude and bloody wharfside 
drinking-shops of Chili and Peru.  The run of my ill-luck, 
the breach of my old friendship, this bubble 
fortune flaunted for a moment in my eyes and snatched 
again, had made me desperate and (in the expressive 
vulgarism) ugly.  To drink vile spirits among vile 
companions by the flare of a pine-torch; to go 
burthened with my furtive treasure in a belt; to fight 
for it knife in hand, rolling on a clay floor; to flee 
perpetually in fresh ships and to be chased through the 
sea from isle to isle, seemed, in my then frame of 
mind, a welcome series of events. 
</p>
            <p>That was for the worst; but it began to dawn slowly on 
my mind that there was yet a possible better.  Once 
escaped, once safe in Callao, I might approach my 
creditors with a good grace; and, properly handled by a 
cunning agent, it was just possible they might accept 
some easy composition.  The hope recalled me to the 
bankruptcy.  It was strange, I reflected: often as I 
had questioned Jim, he had never obliged me with an 
answer.  In his haste for news about the wreck, my own 
no less legitimate curiosity had gone disappointed. 
Hateful as the thought was to me, I must return at once 
and find out where I stood. 
</p>
            <p>I left my dinner still unfinished, paying for the 
whole, of course, and tossing the waiter a gold piece. 
I was reckless; I knew not what was mine, and cared 
not: I must take what I could get and give as I was 
able; to rob and to squander seemed the complementary 
parts of my new destiny.  I walked up Bush Street, 
whistling, brazening myself to confront Mamie in the 
first place, and the world at large and a certain 
visionary judge upon a bench in the second.  Just 
outside, I stopped and lighted a cigar to give me 
greater countenance; and puffing this and wearing what 
(I am sure) was a wretched assumption of braggadocio, I 
reappeared on the scene of my disgrace. 
</p>
            <p>My friend and his wife were finishing a poor meal—rags 
of old mutton, the remainder cakes from breakfast eaten 
cold, and a starveling pot of coffee. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon, Mrs. Pinkerton,” said I.  “Sorry to 
inflict my presence where it cannot be desired; but 
there is a piece of business necessary to be 
discussed.” 
</p>
            <p>“Pray do not consider me,” said Mamie, rising, and she 
sailed into the adjoining bedroom. 
</p>
            <p>Jim watched her go and shook his head; he looked 
miserably old and ill. 
</p>
            <p>“What is it now?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Perhaps you remember you answered none of my 
questions,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Your questions?” faltered Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“Even so, Jim; my questions,” I repeated.  “I put 
questions as well as yourself; and however little I may 
have satisfied Mamie with my answers, I beg to remind 
you that you gave me none at all.” 
</p>
            <p>“You mean about the bankruptcy?” asked Jim. 
</p>
            <p>I nodded. 
</p>
            <p>He writhed in his chair.  “The straight truth is, I was 
ashamed,” he said.  “I was trying to dodge you.  I've 
been playing fast and loose with you, Loudon; I've 
deceived you from the first, I blush to own it.  And 
here you came home and put the very question I was 
fearing.  Why did we bust so soon? Your keen business 
eye had not deceived you.  That's the point, that's my 
shame; that's what killed me this afternoon when Mamie 
was treating you so, and my conscience was telling me 
all the time, “Thou art the man.”” 
</p>
            <p>“What was it, Jim?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“What I had been at all the time, Loudon,” he wailed; 
“and I don't know how I'm to look you in the face and 
say it, after my duplicity.  It was stocks,” he added 
in a whisper. 
</p>
            <p>“And you were afraid to tell me that!” I cried.  “You 
poor, old, cheerless dreamer! what would it matter what 
you did or didn't? Can't you see we're doomed? And 
anyway, that's not my point.  It's how I stand that I 
want to know.  There is a particular reason.  Am I 
clear? Have I a certificate, or what have I to do to 
get one? And when will it be dated? You can't think 
what hangs by it!” 
</p>
            <p>“That's the worst of all,” said Jim, like a man in a 
dream; “I can't see how to tell him!” 
</p>
            <p>“What do you mean?” I cried, a small pang of terror at 
my heart. 
</p>
            <p>“I'm afraid I sacrificed you, Loudon,” he said, looking 
at me pitifully. 
</p>
            <p>“Sacrificed me?” I repeated.  “How? What do you mean by 
sacrifice?” 
</p>
            <p>“I know it'll shock your delicate self-respect,” he 
said; “but what was I to do? Things looked so bad.  The 
receiver—” (as usual, the name stuck in his throat, 
and he began afresh).  “There was a lot of talk, the 
reporters were after me already; there was the trouble, 
and all about the Mexican business; and I got scared 
right out, and I guess I lost my head.  You weren't 
there, you see, and that was my temptation.” 
</p>
            <p>I did not know how long he might thus beat about the 
bush with dreadful hintings, and I was already beside 
myself with terror.  What had he done? I saw he had 
been tempted; I knew from his letters that he was in no 
condition to resist.  How had he sacrificed the absent? 
</p>
            <p>“Jim,” I said, “you must speak right out.  I've got all 
that I can carry.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” he said—“I know it was a liberty—I made it 
out you were no business man, only a stonebroke 
painter; that half the time you didn't know anything 
anyway, particularly money and accounts.  I said you 
never could be got to understand whose was whose.  I 
had to say that because of some entries in the books— 
-” 
</p>
            <p>“For God's sake,” I cried, “put me out of this agony! 
What did you accuse me of?” 
</p>
            <p>“Accuse you of?” repeated Jim.  “Of what I'm telling 
you.  And there being no deed of partnership, I made 
out you were only a kind of clerk that I called a 
partner just to give you taffy; and so I got you ranked 
a creditor on the estate for your wages and the money 
you had lent.  And—” 
</p>
            <p>I believe I reeled.  “A creditor!” I roared; “a 
creditor! I'm not in the bankruptcy at all?” 
</p>
            <p>“No,” said Jim.  “I know it was a liberty—” 
</p>
            <p>“O, damn your liberty! read that,” I cried, dashing the 
letter before him on the table, “and call in your wife, 
and be done with eating this truck ”—as I spoke I 
slung the cold mutton in the empty grate—“and let's 
all go and have a champagne supper.  I've dined—I'm 
sure I don't remember what I had; I'd dine again ten 
scores of times upon a night like this.  Read it, you 
blazing ass! I'm not insane.—Here, Mamie,” I 
continued, opening the bedroom door, “come out and make 
it up with me, and go and kiss your husband; and I'll 
tell you what, after the supper, let's go to some place 
where there's a band, and I'll waltz with you till 
sunrise.” 
</p>
            <p>“What does it all mean?” cried Jim. 
</p>
            <p>“It means we have a champagne supper to-night, and all 
go to Vapor Valley or to Monterey to-morrow,” said I.— 
“Mamie, go and get your things on; and you, Jim, sit 
down right where you are, take a sheet of paper, and 
tell Franklin Dodge to go to Texas.—Mamie, you were 
right, my dear; I was rich all the time, and didn't 
know it.” 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c19" type="chapter">
            <head>XIX — TRAVELS WITH A SHYSTER</head>
            <p>THE absorbing and disastrous adventure of the 
FLYING SCUD was now quite ended; we had dashed into 
these deep waters and we had escaped again to starve; 
we had been ruined and were saved, had quarrelled and 
made up; there remained nothing but to sing TE 
DEUM, draw a line, and begin on a fresh page of my 
unwritten diary.  I do not pretend that I recovered all 
I had lost with Mamie, it would have been more than I 
had merited; and I had certainly been more 
uncommunicative than became either the partner or the 
friend.  But she accepted the position handsomely; and 
during the week that I now passed with them, both she 
and Jim had the grace to spare me questions.  It was to 
Calistoga that we went; there was some rumour of a Napa 
land-boom at the moment, the possibility of stir 
attracted Jim, and he informed me he would find a 
certain joy in looking on, much as Napoleon on St. 
Helena took a pleasure to read military works.  The 
field of his ambition was quite closed; he was done 
with action, and looked forward to a ranch in a 
mountain dingle, a patch of corn, a pair of kine, a 
leisurely and contemplative age in the green shade of 
forests.  “Just let me get down on my back in a 
hayfield,” said he, “and you'll find there's no more 
snap to me than that much putty.” 
</p>
            <p>And for two days the perfervid being actually rested. 
The third, he was observed in consultation with the 
local editor, and owned he was in two minds about 
purchasing the press and paper.  “It's a kind of a hold 
for an idle man,” he said pleadingly; “and if the 
section was to open up the way it ought to, there might 
be dollars in the thing.” On the fourth day he was gone 
till dinner-time alone; on the fifth we made a long 
picnic drive to the fresh field of enterprise; and the 
sixth was passed entirely in the preparation of 
prospectuses.  The pioneer of M'Bride City was already 
upright and self-reliant as of yore; the fire rekindled 
in his eye, the ring restored to his voice; a charger 
sniffing battle and saying “ha-ha” among the spears. 
On the seventh morning we signed a deed of partnership, 
for Jim would not accept a dollar of my money 
otherwise; and having once more engaged myself—or that 
mortal part of me, my purse—among the wheels of his 
machinery, I returned alone to San Francisco and took 
quarters in the Palace Hotel. 
</p>
            <p>The same night I had Nares to dinner.  His sun-burnt 
face, his queer and personal strain of talk, recalled 
days that were scarce over and that seemed already 
distant.  Through the music of the band outside, and 
the chink and clatter of the dining-room, it seemed to 
me as if I heard the foaming of the surf and the voices 
of the sea-birds about Midway Island.  The bruises on 
our hands were not yet healed; and there we sat, waited 
on by elaborate darkies, eating pompino and drinking 
iced champagne. 
</p>
            <p>“Think of our dinners on the NORAH, captain, and 
then oblige me by looking round the room for contrast.” 
</p>
            <p>He took the scene in slowly.  “Yes, it is like a 
dream,” he said: “like as if the darkies were really 
about as big as dimes; and a great big scuttle might 
open up there, and Johnson stick in a great big head 
and shoulders, and cry, “Eight bells!”—and the whole 
thing vanish.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it's the other thing that has done that,” I 
replied.  “It's all bygone now, all dead and buried. 
Amen! say I.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't know that, Mr. Dodd; and to tell you the fact, 
I don't believe it,” said Nares.  “There's more 
FLYING SCUD in the oven; and the baker's name, I take 
it, is Bellairs.  He tackled me the day we came in: 
sort of a razee of poor old humanity—jury clothes— 
full new suit of pimples: knew him at once from your 
description.  I let him pump me till I saw his game. 
He knows a good deal that we don't know, a good deal 
that we do, and suspects the balance.  There's trouble 
brewing for somebody.” 
</p>
            <p>I was surprised I had not thought of this before. 
Bellairs had been behind the scenes; he had known 
Dickson; he knew the flight of the crew; it was hardly 
possible but what he should suspect; it was certain if 
he suspected that he would seek to trade on the 
suspicion.  And sure enough, I was not yet dressed the 
next morning ere the lawyer was knocking at my door.  I 
let him in, for I was curious; and he, after some 
ambiguous prolegomena, roundly proposed I should go 
shares with him. 
</p>
            <p>“Shares in what?” I inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“If you will allow me to clothe my idea in a somewhat 
vulgar form,” said he, “I might ask you, did you go to 
Midway for your health?” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't know that I did,” I replied. 
</p>
            <p>“Similarly, Mr. Dodd, you may be sure I would never 
have taken the present step without influential 
grounds,” pursued the lawyer.  “Intrusion is foreign to 
my character.  But you and I, sir, are engaged on the 
same ends.  If we can continue to work the thing in 
company, I place at your disposal my knowledge of the 
law and a considerable practice in delicate 
negotiations similar to this.  Should you refuse to 
consent, you might find in me a formidable and”—he 
hesitated—“and to my own regret, perhaps a dangerous 
competitor.” 
</p>
            <p>“Did you get this by heart?” I asked genially. 
</p>
            <p>“I advise YOU to!” he said, with a sudden sparkle 
of temper and menace, instantly gone, instantly 
succeeded by fresh cringing.  “I assure you, sir, I 
arrive in the character of a friend, and I believe you 
underestimate my information.  If I may instance an 
example, I am acquainted to the last dime with what you 
made (or rather lost), and I know you have since cashed 
a considerable draft on London.” 
</p>
            <p>“What do you infer?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“I know where that draft came from,” he cried, wincing 
back like one who has greatly dared, and instantly 
regrets the venture. 
</p>
            <p>“So?” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“You forget I was Mr. Dickson's confidential agent,” he 
explained.  “You had his address, Mr. Dodd.  We were 
the only two that he communicated with in San 
Francisco.  You see my deductions are quite obvious; 
you see how open and frank I deal with you, as I should 
wish to do with any gentleman with whom I was conjoined 
in business.  You see how much I know; and it can 
scarcely escape your strong common-sense how much 
better it would be if I knew all.  You cannot hope to 
get rid of me at this time of day; I have my place in 
the affair, I cannot be shaken off; I am, if you will 
excuse a rather technical pleasantry, an encumbrance on 
the estate.  The actual harm I can do I leave you to 
valuate for yourself.  But without going so far, Mr. 
Dodd, and without in any way inconveniencing myself, I 
could make things very uncomfortable.  For instance, 
Mr. Pinkerton's liquidation.  You and I know, sir—and 
you better than I—on what a large fund you draw.  Is 
Mr. Pinkerton in the thing at all? It was you only who 
knew the address, and you were concealing it.  Suppose 
I should communicate with Mr. Pinkerton—” 
</p>
            <p>“Look here!” I interrupted, “communicate with him (if 
you will permit me to clothe my idea in a vulgar shape) 
till you are blue in the face.  There is only one 
person with whom I refuse to allow you to communicate 
further, and that is myself Good-morning.” 
</p>
            <p>He could not conceal his rage, disappointment, and 
surprise; and in the passage (I have no doubt) was 
shaken by St. Vitus. 
</p>
            <p>I was disgusted by this interview; it struck me hard to 
be suspected on all hands, and to hear again from this 
trafficker what I had heard already from Jim's wife; 
and yet my strongest impression was different, and 
might rather be described as an impersonal fear.  There 
was something against nature in the man's craven 
impudence; it was as though a lamb had butted me; such 
daring at the hands of such a dastard implied 
unchangeable resolve, a great pressure of necessity, 
and powerful means.  I thought of the unknown Carthew, 
and it sickened me to see this ferret on his trail. 
</p>
            <p>Upon inquiry I found the lawyer was but just disbarred 
for some malpractice, and the discovery added 
excessively to my disquiet.  Here was a rascal without 
money or the means of making it, thrust out of the 
doors of his own trade, publicly shamed, and doubtless 
in a deuce of a bad temper with the universe.  Here, on 
the other hand, was a man with a secret—rich, 
terrified, practically in hiding—who had been willing 
to pay ten thousand pounds for the bones of the 
FLYING SCUD.  I slipped insensibly into a mental 
alliance with the victim.  The business weighed on me 
all day long; I was wondering how much the lawyer knew, 
how much he guessed, and when he would open his attack. 
</p>
            <p>Some of these problems are unsolved to this day; others 
were soon made clear.  Where he got Carthew's name is 
still a mystery; perhaps some sailor on the 
TEMPEST, perhaps my own sea-lawyer served him for a 
tool; but I was actually at his elbow when he learned 
the address.  It fell so.  One evening when I had an 
engagement, and was killing time until the hour, I 
chanced to walk in the court of the hotel while the 
band played.  The place was bright as day with the 
electric light, and I recognised, at some distance 
among the loiterers, the person of Bellairs in talk 
with a gentleman whose face appeared familiar.  It was 
certainly some one I had seen, and seen recently; but 
who or where I knew not.  A porter standing hard by 
gave me the necessary hint.  The stranger was an 
English navy man invalided home from Honolulu, where he 
had left his ship; indeed, it was only from the change 
of clothes and the effects of sickness that I had not 
immediately recognised my friend and correspondent, 
Lieutenant Sebright. 
</p>
            <p>The conjunction of these planets seeming ominous, I 
drew near; but it seemed Bellairs had done his 
business; he vanished in the crowd, and I found my 
officer alone. 
</p>
            <p>“Do you know whom you have been talking to, Mr. 
Sebright?” I began. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” said he; “I don't know him from Adam.  Anything 
wrong?” 
</p>
            <p>“He is a disreputable lawyer, recently disbarred,” said 
I.  “I wish I had seen you in time.  I trust you told 
him nothing about Carthew?” 
</p>
            <p>He flushed to his ears.  “I'm awfully sorry,” he said. 
“He seemed civil, and I wanted to get rid of him.  It 
was only the address he asked.” 
</p>
            <p>“And you gave it?” I cried. 
</p>
            <p>“I'm really awfully sorry,” said Sebright.  “I'm afraid 
I did.” 
</p>
            <p>“God forgive you!” was my only comment, and I turned my 
back upon the blunderer. 
</p>
            <p>The fat was in the fire now: Bellairs had the address, 
and I was the more deceived or Carthew would have news 
of him.  So strong was this impression, and so painful, 
that the next morning I had the curiosity to pay the 
lawyer's den a visit.  An old woman was scrubbing the 
stair, and the board was down. 
</p>
            <p>“Lawyer Bellairs?” said the old woman; “gone East this 
morning.  There's Lawyer Dean next block up.” 
</p>
            <p>I did not trouble Lawyer Dean, but walked slowly back 
to my hotel, ruminating as I went.  The image of the 
old woman washing that desecrated stair had struck my 
fancy; it seemed that all the water-supply of the city 
and all the soap in the State would scarce suffice to 
cleanse it, it had been so long a clearing-house of 
dingy secrets and a factory of sordid fraud.  And now 
the corner was untenanted; some judge, like a careful 
housewife, had knocked down the web; and the bloated 
spider was scuttling elsewhere after new victims.  I 
had of late (as I have said) insensibly taken sides 
with Carthew; now, when his enemy was at his heels, my 
interest grew more warm; and I began to wonder if I 
could not help.  The drama of the FLYING SCUD was 
entering on a new phase.  It had been singular from the 
first: it promised an extraordinary conclusion; and I, 
who had paid so much to learn the beginning, might pay 
a little more and see the end.  I lingered in San 
Francisco, indemnifying myself after the hardships of 
the cruise, spending money, regretting it, continually 
promising departure for the morrow.  Why not go indeed, 
and keep a watch upon Bellairs? If I missed him, there 
was no harm done, I was the nearer Paris.  If I found 
and kept his trail, it was hard if I could not put some 
stick in his machinery, and at the worst I could 
promise myself interesting scenes and revelations. 
</p>
            <p>In such a mixed humour, I made up what it pleases me to 
call my mind, and once more involved myself in the 
story of Carthew and the FLYING SCUD.  The same 
night I wrote a letter of farewell to Jim, and one of 
anxious warning to Dr. Urquart, begging him to set 
Carthew on his guard; the morrow saw me in the ferry-boat; 
and ten days later, I was walking the hurricane-deck 
on the CITY OF DENVER.  By that time my mind 
was pretty much made down again, its natural condition: 
I told myself that I was bound for Paris or 
Fontainebleau to resume the study of the arts; and I 
thought no more of Carthew or Bellairs, or only to 
smile at my own fondness.  The one I could not serve, 
even if I wanted; the other I had no means of finding, 
even if I could have at all influenced him after he was 
found. 
</p>
            <p>And for all that, I was close on the heels of an absurd 
adventure.  My neighbour at table that evening was a 
'Frisco man whom I knew slightly.  I found he had 
crossed the plains two days in front of me, and this 
was the first steamer that had left New York for Europe 
since his arrival.  Two days before me meant a day 
before Bellairs; and dinner was scarce done before I 
was closeted with the purser. 
</p>
            <p>“Bellairs?” he repeated.  “Not in the saloon, I am 
sure.  He may be in the second class.  The lists are 
not made out, but—Hullo!  “Harry D. Bellairs”? That 
the name?  He's there right enough.” 
</p>
            <p>And the next morning I saw him on the forward deck, 
sitting in a chair, a book in his hand, a shabby puma 
skin rug about his knees: the picture of respectable 
decay.  Off and on, I kept him in my eye.  He read a 
good deal, he stood and looked upon the sea, he talked 
occasionally with his neighbours, and once when a child 
fell he picked it up and soothed it.  I damned him in 
my heart; the book, which I was sure he did not read— 
the sea, to which I was ready to take oath he was 
indifferent—the child, whom I was certain he would as 
lieve have tossed overboard—all seemed to me elements 
in a theatrical performance; and I made no doubt he was 
already nosing after the secrets of his fellow-passengers. 
I took no pains to conceal myself, my 
scorn for the creature being as strong as my disgust. 
But he never looked my way, and it was night before I 
learned he had observed me. 
</p>
            <p>I was smoking by the engine-room door, for the air was 
a little sharp, when a voice rose close beside me in 
the darkness. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon, Mr. Dodd,” it said. 
</p>
            <p>“That you, Bellairs?” I replied. 
</p>
            <p>“A single word, sir.  Your presence on this ship has no 
connection with our interview?” he asked.  “You have no 
idea, Mr. Dodd, of returning upon your determination?” 
</p>
            <p>“None,” said I; and then, seeing he still lingered, I 
was polite enough to add “Good-evening”; at which he 
sighed and went away. 
</p>
            <p>The next day he was there again with the chair and the 
puma skin; read his book and looked at the sea with the 
same constancy; and though there was no child to be 
picked up, I observed him to attend repeatedly on a 
sick woman.  Nothing fosters suspicion like the act of 
watching; a man spied upon can hardly blow his nose but 
we accuse him of designs; and I took an early 
opportunity to go forward and see the woman for myself. 
She was poor, elderly, and painfully plain; I stood 
abashed at the sight, felt I owed Bellairs amends for 
the injustice of my thoughts, and, seeing him standing 
by the rail in his usual attitude of contemplation, 
walked up and addressed him by name. 
</p>
            <p>“You seem very fond of the sea,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“I may really call it a passion, Mr. Dodd,” he replied. 
“'AND THE TALL CATARACT HAUNTED ME LIKE A 
PASSION,'” he quoted.  “I never weary of the sea, sir. 
This is my first ocean voyage.  I find it a glorious 
experience.” And once more my disbarred lawyer dropped 
into poetry:  “'ROLL ON, THOU DEEP AND DARK BLUE 
OCEAN, ROLL!'” 
</p>
            <p>Though I had learned the piece in my reading-book at 
school, I came into the world a little too late on the 
one hand—and I daresay a little too early on the 
other—to think much of Byron; and the sonorous verse, 
prodigiously well delivered, struck me with surprise. 
</p>
            <p>“You are fond of poetry too?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“I am a great reader,” he replied.  “At one time I had 
begun to amass quite a small but well selected library; 
and when that was scattered, I still managed to 
preserve a few volumes—chiefly of pieces designed for 
recitation—which have been my travelling companions. 
</p>
            <p>“Is that one of them?” I asked, pointing to the volume 
in his hand. 
</p>
            <p>“No, sir,” he replied, showing me a translation of the 
SORROWS OF WERTHER; “that is a novel I picked up 
some time ago.  It has afforded me great pleasure, 
though immoral.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, immoral!” cried I, indignant as usual at any 
complication of art and ethics. 
</p>
            <p>“Surely you cannot deny that, sir—if you know the 
book,” he said.  “The passion is illicit, although 
certainly drawn with a good deal of pathos.  It is not 
a work one could possibly put into the hands of a lady; 
which is to be regretted on all accounts, for I do not 
know how it may strike you; but it seems to me—as a 
depiction, if I make myself clear—to rise high above 
its compeers—even famous compeers.  Even in Scott, 
Dickens, Thackeray, or Hawthorne, the sentiment of love 
appears to me to be frequently done less justice to.” 
</p>
            <p>“You are expressing a very general opinion,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Is that so, indeed, sir?” he exclaimed, with 
unmistakable excitement.  “Is the book well known? and 
who was GO-EATH? I am interested in that, because 
upon the title-page the usual initials are omitted, and 
it runs simply “by GO-EATH.” Was he an author of 
distinction? Has he written other works?” 
</p>
            <p>Such was our first interview, the first of many; and in 
all he showed the same attractive qualities and 
defects.  His taste for literature was native and 
unaffected; his sentimentality, although extreme and a 
thought ridiculous, was plainly genuine.  I wondered at 
my own innocent wonder.  I knew that Homer nodded, that 
Caesar had compiled a jest-book, that Turner lived by 
preference the life of Puggy Booth, that Shelley made 
paper boats, and Wordsworth wore green spectacles! and 
with all this mass of evidence before me, I had 
expected Bellairs to be entirely of one piece, subdued 
to what he worked in, a spy all through.  As I 
abominated the man's trade, so I had expected to detest 
the man himself; and behold, I liked him.  Poor devil! 
he was essentially a man on wires, all sensibility and 
tremor, brimful of a cheap poetry, not without parts, 
quite without courage.  His boldness was despair; the 
gulf behind him thrust him on; he was one of those who 
might commit a murder rather than confess the theft of 
a postage-stamp.  I was sure that his coming interview 
with Carthew rode his imagination like a nightmare; 
when the thought crossed his mind, I used to think I 
knew of it, and that the qualm appeared in his face 
visibly.  Yet he would never flinch—necessity stalking 
at his back, famine (his old pursuer) talking in his 
ear; and I used to wonder whether I more admired or 
more despised this quivering heroism for evil.  The 
image that occurred to me after his visit was just; I 
had been butted by a lamb, and the phase of life that I 
was now studying might be called the Revolt of a Sheep. 
</p>
            <p>It could be said of him that he had learned in sorrow 
what he taught in song—or wrong; and his life was that 
of one of his victims.  He was born in the back parts 
of the State of New York; his father a farmer, who 
became subsequently bankrupt and went West.  The lawyer 
and money-lender who had ruined this poor family seems 
to have conceived in the end a feeling of remorse; he 
turned the father out indeed, but he offered, in 
compensation, to charge himself with one of the sons: 
and Harry, the fifth child, and already sickly, was 
chosen to be left behind.  He made himself useful in 
the office: picked up the scattered rudiments of an 
education; read right and left; attended and debated at 
the Young Men's Christian Association; and in all his 
early years was the model for a good story-book.  His 
landlady's daughter was his bane.  He showed me her 
photograph; she was a big, handsome, dashing, dressy, 
vulgar hussy, without character, without tenderness, 
without mind, and (as the result proved) without 
virtue.  The sickly and timid boy was in the house; he 
was handy; when she was otherwise unoccupied, she used 
and played with him—Romeo and Cressida; till in that 
dreary life of a poor boy in a country town, she grew 
to be the light of his days and the subject of his 
dreams.  He worked hard, like Jacob, for a wife; he 
surpassed his patron in sharp practice; he was made 
head clerk; and the same night, encouraged by a hundred 
freedoms, depressed by the sense of his youth and his 
infirmities, he offered marriage and was received with 
laughter.  Not a year had passed, before his master, 
conscious of growing infirmities, took him for a 
partner.  He proposed again; he was accepted; led two 
years of troubled married life; and awoke one morning 
to find his wife had run away with a dashing drummer, 
and had left him heavily in debt.  The debt, and not 
the drummer, was supposed to be the cause of the 
hegira; she had concealed her liabilities, they were on 
the point of bursting forth, she was weary of Bellairs; 
and she took the drummer as she might have taken a cab. 
The blow disabled her husband, his partner was dead; he 
was now alone in the business, for which he was no 
longer fit; the debts hampered him; bankruptcy 
followed; and he fled from city to city, falling daily 
into lower practice.  It is to be considered that he 
had been taught, and had learned as a delightful duty, 
a kind of business whose highest merit is to escape the 
commentaries of the bench: that of the usurious lawyer 
in a county town.  With this training, he was now shot, 
a penniless stranger, into the deeper gulfs of cities; 
and the result is scarce a thing to be surprised at. 
</p>
            <p>“Have you heard of your wife again?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>He displayed a pitiful agitation.  “I am afraid you 
will think ill of me,” he said. 
</p>
            <p>“Have you taken her back?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“No, sir.  I trust I have too much self-respect,” he 
answered, “and, at least, I was never tempted.  She 
won't come, she dislikes, she seems to have conceived a 
positive distaste for me, and yet I was considered an 
indulgent husband.” 
</p>
            <p>“You are still in relations, then?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“I place myself in your hands, Mr. Dodd,” he replied. 
“The world is very hard; I have found it bitter hard 
myself—bitter hard to live.  How much worse for a 
woman, and one who has placed herself (by her own 
misconduct, I am far from denying that) in so 
unfortunate a position!” 
</p>
            <p>“In short, you support her?” I suggested. 
</p>
            <p>“I cannot deny it.  I practically do,” he admitted. 
“It has been a millstone round my neck.  But I think 
she is grateful.  You can see for yourself.” 
</p>
            <p>He handed me a letter in a sprawling, ignorant hand, 
but written with violet ink on fine, pink paper, with a 
monogram.  It was very foolishly expressed, I and I 
thought (except for a few obvious cajoleries) very 
heartless and greedy in meaning.  The writer said she 
had been sick, which I disbelieved; declared the last 
remittance was all gone in doctor's bills, for which I 
took the liberty of substituting dress, drink, and 
monograms; and prayed for an increase, which I could 
only hope had been denied her. 
</p>
            <p>“I think she is really grateful?” he asked, with some 
eagerness, as I returned it. 
</p>
            <p>“I daresay,” said I.  “Has she any claim on you?” 
</p>
            <p>“O no, sir.  I divorced her,” he replied.  “I have a 
very strong sense of self-respect in such matters, and 
I divorced her immediately.” 
</p>
            <p>“What sort of life is she leading now?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“I will not deceive you, Mr. Dodd.  I do not know, I 
make a point of not knowing; it appears more dignified. 
I have been very harshly criticised,” he added, 
sighing. 
</p>
            <p>It will be seen that I had fallen into an ignominious 
intimacy with the man I had gone out to thwart.  My 
pity for the creature, his admiration for myself, his 
pleasure in my society, which was clearly unassumed, 
were the bonds with which I was fettered; perhaps I 
should add, in honesty, my own ill-regulated interest 
in the phases of life and human character.  The fact is 
(at least) that we spent hours together daily, and that 
I was nearly as much on the forward deck as in the 
saloon.  Yet all the while I could never forget he was 
a shabby trickster, embarked that very moment in a 
dirty enterprise.  I used to tell myself at first that 
our acquaintance was a stroke of art, and that I was 
somehow fortifying Carthew.  I told myself, I say; but 
I was no such fool as to believe it, even then.  In 
these circumstances I displayed the two chief qualities 
of my character on the largest scale—my helplessness 
and my instinctive love of procrastination—and fell 
upon a course of action so ridiculous that I blush when 
I recall it. 
</p>
            <p>We reached Liverpool one forenoon, the rain falling 
thickly and insidiously on the filthy town.  I had no 
plans, beyond a sensible unwillingness to let my rascal 
escape; and I ended by going to the same inn with him, 
dining with him, walking with him in the wet streets, 
and hearing with him in a penny gaff that venerable 
piece, THE TICKET-OF-LEAVE MAN.  It was one of his 
first visits to a theatre, against which places of 
entertainment he had a strong prejudice; and his 
innocent, pompous talk, innocent old quotations, and 
innocent reverence for the character of Hawkshaw 
delighted me beyond relief.  In charity to myself, I 
dwell upon and perhaps exaggerate my pleasures.  I have 
need of all conceivable excuses, when I confess that I 
went to bed without one word upon the matter of 
Carthew, but not without having covenanted with my 
rascal for a visit to Chester the next day.  At Chester 
we did the Cathedral, walked on the walls, discussed 
Shakespeare and the musical glasses—and made a fresh 
engagement for the morrow.  I do not know, and I am 
glad to have forgotten, how long these travels were 
continued.  We visited at least, by singular zigzags, 
Stratford, Warwick, Coventry, Gloucester, Bristol, 
Bath, and Wells.  At each stage we spoke dutifully of 
the scene and its associations; I sketched, the Shyster 
spouted poetry and copied epitaphs.  Who could doubt we 
were the usual Americans, travelling with a design of 
self-improvement?  Who was to guess that one was a 
blackmailer, trembling to approach the scene of action— 
the other a helpless, amateur detective, waiting on 
events? 
</p>
            <p>It is unnecessary to remark that none occurred, or none 
the least suitable with my design of protecting 
Carthew.  Two trifles, indeed, completed though they 
scarcely changed my conception of the Shyster.  The 
first was observed in Gloucester, where we spent 
Sunday, and I proposed we should hear service in the 
cathedral.  To my surprise, the creature had an ISM 
of his own, to which he was loyal; and he left me to go 
alone to the cathedral—or perhaps not to go at all— 
and stole off down a deserted alley to some Bethel or 
Ebenezer of the proper shade.  When we met again at 
lunch, I rallied him, and he grew restive. 
</p>
            <p>“You need employ no circumlocutions with me, Mr. Dodd,” 
he said suddenly.  “You regard my behaviour from an 
unfavourable point of view: you regard me, I much fear, 
as hypocritical.” 
</p>
            <p>I was somewhat confused by the attack.  “You know what 
I think of your trade,” I replied lamely and coarsely. 
</p>
            <p>“Excuse me, if I seem to press the subject,” he 
continued; “but if you think my life erroneous, would 
you have me neglect the means of grace? Because you 
consider me in the wrong on one point, would you have 
me place myself on the wrong in all? Surely, sir, the 
church is for the sinner.” 
</p>
            <p>“Did you ask a blessing on your present enterprise?” I 
sneered. 
</p>
            <p>He had a bad attack of St. Vitus, his face was changed, 
and his eyes flashed.  “I will tell you what I did,” he 
cried.  “I prayed for an unfortunate man and a wretched 
woman whom he tries to support.” 
</p>
            <p>I cannot pretend that I found any repartee. 
</p>
            <p>The second incident was at Bristol, where I lost sight 
of my gentleman some hours.  From this eclipse he 
returned to me with thick speech, wandering footsteps, 
and a back all whitened with plaster.  I had half 
expected, yet I could have wept to see it.  All 
disabilities were piled on that weak back—domestic 
misfortune, nervous disease, a displeasing exterior, 
empty pockets, and the slavery of vice. 
</p>
            <p>I will never deny that our prolonged conjunction was 
the result of double cowardice.  Each was afraid to 
leave the other, each was afraid to speak, or knew not 
what to say.  Save for my ill-judged allusion at 
Gloucester, the subject uppermost in both our minds was 
buried.  Carthew, Stallbridge-le-Carthew, 
Stallbridge-Minster—which we had long since (and severally) 
identified to be the nearest station—even the name of 
Dorsetshire was studiously avoided.  And yet we were 
making progress all the time, tacking across broad 
England like an unweatherly vessel on a wind; 
approaching our destination, not openly, but by a sort 
of flying sap.  And at length, I can scarce tell how, 
we were set down by a dilatory butt-end of local train 
on the untenanted platform of Stallbridge-Minster. 
</p>
            <p>The town was ancient and compact—a domino of tiled 
houses and walled gardens, dwarfed by the 
disproportionate bigness of the church.  From the midst 
of the thoroughfare which divided it in half, fields 
and trees were visible at either end; and through the 
sally-port of every street there flowed in from the 
country a silent invasion of green grass.  Bees and 
birds appeared to make the majority of the inhabitants; 
every garden had its row of hives, the eaves of every 
house were plastered with the nests of swallows, and 
the pinnacles of the church were flickered about all 
day long by a multitude of wings.  The town was of 
Roman foundation; and as I looked out that afternoon 
from the low windows of the inn, I should scarce have 
been surprised to see a centurion coming up the street 
with a fatigue-draft of legionaries.  In short, 
Stallbridge-Minster was one of those towns which appear 
to be maintained by England for the instruction and 
delight of the American rambler; to which he seems 
guided by an instinct not less surprising than the 
setter's; and which he visits and quits with equal 
enthusiasm. 
</p>
            <p>I was not at all in the humour of the tourist.  I had 
wasted weeks of time and accomplished nothing; we were 
on the eve of the engagement, and I had neither plans 
nor allies.  I had thrust myself into the trade of 
private providence, and amateur detective; I was 
spending money and I was reaping disgrace.  All the 
time I kept telling myself that I must at least speak; 
that this ignominious silence should have been broken 
long ago, and must be broken now.  I should have broken 
it when he first proposed to come to Stallbridge-Minster; 
I should have broken it in the train; I should 
break it there and then, on the inn doorstep, as the 
omnibus rolled off.  I turned toward him at the 
thought; he seemed to wince, the words died on my lips, 
and I proposed instead that we should visit the 
Minster. 
</p>
            <p>While we were engaged upon this duty, it came on to 
rain in a manner worthy of the tropics.  The vault 
reverberated; every gargoyle instantly poured its full 
discharge; we waded back to the inn, ankle-deep in 
IMPROMPTU brooks; and the rest of the afternoon sat 
weatherbound, hearkening to the sonorous deluge.  For 
two hours I talked of indifferent matters, laboriously 
feeding the conversation; for two hours my mind was 
quite made up to do my duty instantly—and at each 
particular instant I postponed it till the next.  To 
screw up my faltering courage, I called at dinner for 
some sparkling wine.  It proved, when it came, to be 
detestable; I could not put it to my lips; and 
Bellairs, who had as much palate as a weevil, was left 
to finish it himself.  Doubtless the wine flushed him; 
doubtless he may have observed my embarrassment of the 
afternoon; doubtless he was conscious that we were 
approaching a crisis, and that that evening, if I did 
not join with him, I must declare myself an open enemy. 
At least he fled.  Dinner was done; this was the time 
when I had bound myself to break my silence; no more 
delays were to be allowed, no more excuses received.  I 
went up-stairs after some tobacco, which I felt to be a 
mere necessity in the circumstances; and when I 
returned, the man was gone.  The waiter told me he had 
left the house. 
</p>
            <p>The rain still plumped, like a vast shower-bath, over 
the deserted town.  The night was dark and windless: 
the street lit glimmeringly from end to end, lamps, 
house-windows, and the reflections in the rain-pools 
all contributing.  From a public-house on the other 
side of the way, I heard a harp twang and a doleful 
voice upraised in the “Larboard Watch,” “The Anchor's 
Weighed,” and other naval ditties.  Where had my 
shyster wandered? In all likelihood to that lyrical 
tavern; there was no choice of diversion; in comparison 
with Stallbridge-Minster on a rainy night a sheepfold 
would seem gay. 
</p>
            <p>Again I passed in review the points of my interview, on 
which I was always constantly resolved so long as my 
adversary was absent from the scene, and again they 
struck me as inadequate.  From this dispiriting 
exercise I turned to the native amusements of the inn 
coffee-room, and studied for some time the mezzotints 
that frowned upon the wall.  The railway guide, after 
showing me how soon I could leave Stallbridge and how 
quickly I could reach Paris, failed to hold my 
attention.  An illustrated advertisement-book of hotels 
brought me very low indeed; and when it came to the 
local paper, I could have wept.  At this point I found 
a passing solace in a copy of Whitaker's Almanack, and 
obtained in fifty minutes more information than I have 
yet been able to use. 
</p>
            <p>Then a fresh apprehension assailed me.  Suppose 
Bellairs had given me the slip? Suppose he was now 
rolling on the road to Stallbridge-le-Carthew? or 
perhaps there already and laying before a very 
white-faced auditor his threats and propositions? A hasty 
person might have instantly pursued.  Whatever I am, I 
am not hasty, and I was aware of three grave 
objections.  In the first place, I could not be certain 
that Bellairs was gone.  In the second, I had no taste 
whatever for a long drive at that hour of the night and 
in so merciless a rain.  In the third, I had no idea 
how I was to get admitted if I went, and no idea what I 
should say if I got admitted.  “In short,” I concluded, 
“the whole situation is the merest farce.  You have 
thrust yourself in where you had no business and have 
no power.  You would be quite as useful in San 
Francisco; far happier in Paris; and being (by the 
wrath of God) at Stallbridge-Minster, the wisest thing 
is to go quietly to bed.” On the way to my room I saw 
(in a flash) that which I ought to have done long ago, 
and which it was now too late to think of—written to 
Carthew, I mean, detailing the facts and describing 
Bellairs, letting him defend himself if he were able, 
and giving him time to flee if he were not.  It was the 
last blow to my self-respect; and I flung myself into 
my bed with contumely. 
</p>
            <p>I have no guess what hour it was when I was wakened by 
the entrance of Bellairs carrying a candle.  He had 
been drunk, for he was bedaubed with mire from head to 
foot; but he was now sober, and under the empire of 
some violent emotion which he controlled with 
difficulty.  He trembled visibly; and more than once, 
during the interview which followed, tears suddenly and 
silently overflowed his cheeks. 
</p>
            <p>“I have to ask your pardon, sir, for this untimely 
visit,” he said.  “I make no defence, I have no excuse, 
I have disgraced myself, I am properly punished; I 
appear before you to appeal to you in mercy for the 
most trifling aid, or, God help me! I fear I may go 
mad.” 
</p>
            <p>“What on earth is wrong?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“I have been robbed,” he said.  “I have no defence to 
offer; it was of my own fault, I am properly punished.” 
</p>
            <p>“But, gracious goodness me!” I cried, “who is there to 
rob you in a place like this?” 
</p>
            <p>“I can form no opinion,” he replied.  “I have no idea. 
I was lying in a ditch inanimate.  This is a degrading 
confession, sir; I can only say in self-defence that 
perhaps (in your good-nature) you have made yourself 
partly responsible for my shame.  I am not used to 
these rich wines.” 
</p>
            <p>“In what form was your money? Perhaps it may be 
traced,” I suggested. 
</p>
            <p>“It was in English sovereigns.  I changed it in New 
York; I got very good exchange,” he said, and then, 
with a momentary outbreak, “God in heaven, how I toiled 
for it!” he cried. 
</p>
            <p>“That doesn't sound encouraging,” said I.  “It may be 
worth while to apply to the police, but it doesn't 
sound a hopeful case.” 
</p>
            <p>“And I have no hope in that direction,” said Bellairs. 
“My hopes, Mr. Dodd, are all fixed upon yourself I 
could easily convince you that a small, a very small 
advance, would be in the nature of an excellent 
investment; but I prefer to rely on your humanity.  Our 
acquaintance began on an unusual footing; but you have 
now known me for some time, we have been some time—I 
was going to say we had been almost intimate.  Under 
the impulse of instinctive sympathy, I have bared my 
heart to you, Mr. Dodd, as I have done to few; and I 
believe—I trust—I may say that I feel 
sure—you heard me with a kindly sentiment. This 
is what brings me to your side at this most inexcusable 
hour. But put yourself in my place—how could I 
sleep—how could I dream of sleeping, in this blackness 
of remorse and despair? There was a friend at hand—so 
I ventured to think of you; it was instinctive: I fled to your 
side, as the drowning man clutches at a straw.  These 
expressions are not exaggerated, they scarcely serve to 
express the agitation of my mind.  And think, sir, how 
easily you can restore me to hope and, I may say, to 
reason.  A small loan, which shall be faithfully 
repaid.  Five hundred dollars would be ample.” He 
watched me with burning eyes.  “Four hundred would do. 
I believe, Mr. Dodd, that I could manage with economy 
on two.” 
</p>
            <p>“And then you will repay me out of Carthew's pocket?” I 
said.  “I am much obliged.  But I will tell you what I 
will do: I will see you on board a steamer, pay your 
fare through to San Francisco, and place fifty dollars 
in the purser's hands, to be given you in New York.” 
</p>
            <p>He drank in my words; his face represented an ecstasy 
of cunning thought.  I could read there, plain as 
print, that he but thought to overreach me. 
</p>
            <p>“And what am I to do in 'Frisco?” he asked.  “I am 
disbarred, I have no trade, I cannot dig, to beg—” 
he paused in the citation.  “And you know that I am not 
alone,” he added, “others depend upon me.” 
</p>
            <p>“I will write to Pinkerton,” I returned.  “I feel sure 
he can help you to some employment, and in the 
meantime, and for three months after your arrival, he 
shall pay to yourself personally, on the first and the 
fifteenth, twenty-five dollars.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Dodd, I scarce believe you can be serious in this 
offer,” he replied.  “Have you forgotten the 
circumstances of the case? Do you know these people are 
the magnates of the section? They were spoken of to-night 
in the saloon; their wealth must amount to many 
millions of dollars in real estate alone; their house 
is one of the sights of the locality, and you offer me 
a bribe of a few hundred!” 
</p>
            <p>“I offer you no bribe, Mr. Bellairs; I give you alms,” 
I returned.  “I will do nothing to forward you in your 
hateful business; yet I would not willingly have you 
starve.” 
</p>
            <p>“Give me a hundred dollars then, and be done with it,” 
he cried. 
</p>
            <p>“I will do what I have said, and neither more nor 
less,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>“Take care,” he cried.  “You are playing a fool's game; 
you are making an enemy for nothing; you will gain 
nothing by this, I warn you of it!” And then with one 
of his changes, “Seventy dollars—only seventy—in 
mercy, Mr. Dodd, in common charity.  Don't dash the 
bowl from my lips! You have a kindly heart.  Think of 
my position, remember my unhappy wife.” 
</p>
            <p>“You should have thought of her before,” said I.  “I 
have made my offer, and I wish to sleep.” 
</p>
            <p>“Is that your last word, sir? Pray consider; pray weigh 
both sides: my misery, your own danger.  I warn you—I 
beseech you; measure it well before you answer,” so he 
half pleaded, half threatened me, with clasped hands. 
</p>
            <p>“My first word, and my last,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>The change upon the man was shocking.  In the storm of 
anger that now shook him, the lees of his intoxication 
rose again to the surface; his face was deformed, his 
words insane with fury; his pantomime, excessive in 
itself, was distorted by an access of St. Vitus. 
</p>
            <p>“You will perhaps allow me to inform you of my cold 
opinion,” he began, apparently self-possessed, truly 
bursting with rage: “when I am a glorified saint, I 
shall see you howling for a drop of water, and exult to 
see you.  That your last word! Take it in your face, 
you spy, you false friend, you fat hypocrite! I defy, I 
defy and despise and spit upon you! I'm on the trail, 
his trail or yours; I smell blood, I'll follow it on my 
hands and knees, I'll starve to follow it! I'll hunt 
you down, hunt you, hunt you down! If I were strong, 
I'd tear your vitals out, here in this room—tear them 
out—I'd tear them out! Damn, damn, damn! You think me 
weak! I can bite, bite to the blood, bite you, hurt 
you, disgrace you ...” 
</p>
            <p>He was thus incoherently raging when the scene was 
interrupted by the arrival of the landlord and inn 
servants in various degrees of deshabille, and to them 
I gave my temporary lunatic in charge. 
</p>
            <p>“Take him to his room,” I said, “he's only drunk.” 
</p>
            <p>These were my words; but I knew better.  After all my 
study of Mr. Bellairs, one discovery had been reserved 
for the last moment—that of his latent and essential 
madness. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c20" type="chapter">
            <head>XX — STALLBRIDGE-LE-CARTHEW</head>
            <p>LONG before I was awake the shyster had disappeared, 
leaving his bill unpaid.  I did not need to inquire 
where he was gone, I knew too well, I knew there was 
nothing left me but to follow; and about ten in the 
morning, set forth in a gig for Stallbridge-le-Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>The road, for the first quarter of the way, deserts the 
valley of the river, and crosses the summit of a chalk-down, 
grazed over by flocks of sheep and haunted by 
innumerable larks.  It was a pleasant but a vacant 
scene, arousing but not holding the attention; and my 
mind returned to the violent passage of the night 
before.  My thought of the man I was pursuing had been 
greatly changed.  I conceived of him, somewhere in 
front of me, upon his dangerous errand, not to be 
turned aside, not to be stopped, by either fear or 
reason.  I had called him a ferret; I conceived him now 
as a mad dog.  Methought he would run, not walk; 
methought, as he ran, that he would bark and froth at 
the lips; methought, if the great wall of China were to 
rise across his path, he would attack it with his 
nails. 
</p>
            <p>Presently the road left the down, returned by a 
precipitous descent into the valley of the Stall, and 
ran thenceforward among enclosed fields and under the 
continuous shade of trees.  I was told we had now 
entered on the Carthew property.  By and by, a 
battlemented wall appeared on the left hand, and a 
little after I had my first glimpse of the mansion.  It 
stood in a hollow of a bosky park, crowded, to a degree 
that surprised and even displeased me, with huge timber 
and dense shrubberies of laurel and rhododendron.  Even 
from this low station and the thronging neighbourhood 
of the trees, the pile rose conspicuous like a 
cathedral.  Behind, as we continued to skirt the park 
wall, I began to make out a straggling town of offices 
which became conjoined to the rear with those of the 
home farm.  On the left was an ornamental water sailed 
in by many swans.  On the right extended a flower 
garden, laid in the old manner, and at this season of 
the year as brilliant as stained glass.  The front of 
the house presented a facade of more than sixty 
windows, surmounted by a formal pediment and raised 
upon a terrace.  A wide avenue, part in gravel, part in 
turf, and bordered by triple alleys, ran to the great 
double gateways.  It was impossible to look without 
surprise on a place that had been prepared through so 
many generations, had cost so many tons of minted gold, 
and was maintained in order by so great a company of 
emulous servants.  And yet of these there was no sign 
but the perfection of their work.  The whole domain was 
drawn to the line and weeded like the front plot of 
some suburban amateur; and I looked in vain for any 
belated gardener, and listened in vain for any sounds 
of labour.  Some lowing of cattle and much calling of 
birds alone disturbed the stillness, and even the 
little hamlet, which clustered at the gates, appeared 
to hold its breath in awe of its great neighbour, like 
a troop of children who should have strayed into a 
king's anteroom. 
</p>
            <p>The Carthew Arms, the small, but very comfortable inn, 
was a mere appendage and outpost of the family whose 
name it bore.  Engraved portraits of bygone Carthews 
adorned the walls; Fielding Carthew, Recorder of the 
City of London; Major-General John Carthew in uniform, 
commanding some military operations; the Right 
Honourable Bailley Carthew, Member of Parliament for 
Stallbridge, standing by a table and brandishing a 
document; Singleton Carthew, Esquire, represented in 
the foreground of a herd of cattle—doubtless at the 
desire of his tenantry, who had made him a compliment 
of this work of art; and the Venerable Archdeacon 
Carthew, D.D., LL.D., A.M., laying his hand on the head 
of a little child in a manner highly frigid and 
ridiculous.  So far as my memory serves me, there were 
no other pictures in this exclusive hostelry; and I was 
not surprised to learn that the landlord was an ex-butler, 
the landlady an ex-lady's-maid, from the great 
house; and that the bar-parlour was a sort of 
perquisite of former servants. 
</p>
            <p>To an American, the sense of the domination of this 
family over so considerable a tract of earth was even 
oppressive; and as I considered their simple annals, 
gathered from the legends of the engravings, surprise 
began to mingle with my disgust.  “Mr. Recorder” 
doubtless occupies an honourable post; but I thought 
that, in the course of so many generations, one Carthew 
might have clambered higher.  The soldier had stuck at 
Major-General; the church-man bloomed unremarked in an 
archdeaconry; and though the Right Honourable Bailley 
seemed to have sneaked into the Privy Council, I have 
still to learn what he did when he had got there.  Such 
vast means, so long a start, and such a modest standard 
of achievement, struck in me a strong sense of the 
dulness of that race. 
</p>
            <p>I found that to come to the hamlet and not visit the 
Hall would be regarded as a slight.  To feed the swans, 
to see the peacocks and the Raphaels—for these 
commonplace people actually possessed two Raphaels,—to 
risk life and limb among a famous breed of cattle 
called the Carthew Chillinghams, and to do homage to 
the sire (still living) of Donibristle, a renowned 
winner of the Oaks: these, it seemed, were the 
inevitable stations of the pilgrimage.  I was not so 
foolish as to resist, for I might have need, before I 
was done, of general goodwill; and two pieces of news 
fell in which changed my resignation to alacrity.  It 
appeared, in the first place, that Mr. Norris was from 
home “travelling “; in the second, that a visitor had 
been before me, and already made the tour of the 
Carthew curiosities.  I thought I knew who this must 
be; I was anxious to learn what he had done and seen, 
and fortune so far favoured me that the under-gardener 
singled out to be my guide had already performed the 
same function for my predecessor. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, sir,” he said, “an American gentleman right 
enough.  At least, I don't think he was quite a 
gentleman, but a very civil person.” 
</p>
            <p>The person, it seems, had been civil enough to be 
delighted with the Carthew Chillinghams, to perform the 
whole pilgrimage with rising admiration, and to have 
almost prostrated himself before the shrine of 
Donibristle's sire. 
</p>
            <p>“He told me, sir,” continued the gratified 
under-gardener, “that he had often read of the 
'stately 'omes of England,' but ours was the first he 
had the chance to see.  When he came to the 'ead of the 
long alley, he fetched his breath.  'This is indeed a 
lordly domain!' he cries.  And it was natural he should 
be interested in the place, for it seems Mr. Carthew had 
been kind to him in the States.  In fact, he seemed a 
grateful kind of person, and wonderful taken up with flowers.” 
</p>
            <p>I heard this story with amazement.  The phrases quoted 
told their own tale; they were plainly from the 
shyster's mint.  A few hours back I had seen him a mere 
bedlamite and fit for a strait-waistcoat; he was 
penniless in a strange country; it was highly probable 
he had gone without breakfast; the absence of Norris 
must have been a crushing blow; the man (by all reason) 
should have been despairing.  And now I heard of him, 
clothed and in his right mind, deliberate, insinuating, 
admiring vistas, smelling flowers, and talking like a 
book.  The strength of character implied amazed and 
daunted me. 
</p>
            <p>“This is curious,” I said to the under-gardener; “I 
have had the pleasure of some acquaintance with Mr. 
Carthew myself; and I believe none of our western 
friends ever were in England.  Who can this person be? 
He couldn't—no, that's impossible, he could never have 
had the impudence.  His name was not Bellairs?” 
</p>
            <p>“I didn't 'ear the name, sir.  Do you know anything 
against him?” cried my guide. 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” said I, “he is certainly not the person Carthew 
would like to have here in his absence.” 
</p>
            <p>“Good gracious me!” exclaimed the gardener.  “He was so 
pleasant-spoken too; I thought he was some form of a 
schoolmaster.  Perhaps, sir, you wouldn't mind going 
right up to Mr. Denman?  I recommended him to Mr. 
Denman, when he had done the grounds.  Mr. Denman is 
our butler, sir,” he added. 
</p>
            <p>The proposal was welcome, particularly as affording me 
a graceful retreat from the neighbourhood of the 
Carthew Chillinghams; and, giving up our projected 
circuit, we took a short cut through the shrubbery and 
across the bowling-green to the back quarters of the 
Hall. 
</p>
            <p>The bowling-green was surrounded by a great hedge of 
yew, and entered by an archway in the quick.  As we 
were issuing from this passage my conductor arrested 
me. 
</p>
            <p>“The Honourable Lady Ann Carthew,” he said, in an 
august whisper.  And looking over his shoulder I was 
aware of an old lady with a stick, hobbling somewhat 
briskly along the garden path.  She must have been 
extremely handsome in her youth; and even the limp with 
which she walked could not deprive her of an unusual 
and almost menacing dignity of bearing.  Melancholy was 
impressed besides on every feature, and her eyes, as 
she looked straight before her, seemed to contemplate 
misfortune. 
</p>
            <p>“She seems sad,” said I, when she had hobbled past and 
we had resumed our walk. 
</p>
            <p>“She enjoy rather poor spirits, sir,” responded the 
under-gardener.  “Mr. Carthew—the old gentleman, I 
mean—died less than a year ago; Lord Tillibody, her 
ladyship's brother, two months after; and then there 
was the sad business about the young gentleman.  Killed 
in the 'unting-field, sir; and her ladyship's 
favourite.  The present Mr. Norris has never been so 
equally.” 
</p>
            <p>“So I have understood,” said I persistently, and (I 
think) gracefully pursuing my inquiries and fortifying 
my position as a family friend.  “Dear, dear, how sad! 
And has this change—poor Carthew's return, and all— 
has this not mended matters?” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, no, sir, not a sign of it,” was the reply. 
“Worse, we think, than ever.” 
</p>
            <p>“Dear, dear!” said I again. 
</p>
            <p>“When Mr. Norris arrived she DID seem glad to see 
him,” he pursued, “and we were all pleased, I'm sure; 
for no one knows the young gentleman but what likes 
him.  Ah, sir, it didn't last long! That very night 
they had a talk, and fell out or something; her 
ladyship took on most painful; it was like old days, 
but worse.  And the next morning Mr. Norris was off 
again upon his travels.  “Denman,” he said to Mr. 
Denman, “Denman, I'll never come back,” he said, and 
shook him by the 'and.  I wouldn't be saying all this 
to a stranger, sir,” added my informant, overcome with 
a sudden fear lest he had gone too far. 
</p>
            <p>He had indeed told me much, and much that was 
unsuspected by himself.  On that stormy night of his 
return, Carthew had told his story; the old lady had 
more upon her mind than mere bereavements; and among 
the mental pictures on which she looked, as she walked 
staring down the path, was one of Midway Island and the 
FLYING SCUD. 
</p>
            <p>Mr. Denman heard my inquiries with discomposure, but 
informed me the shyster was already gone. 
</p>
            <p>“Gone?” cried I.  “Then what can he have come for? One 
thing I can tell you, it was not to see the house.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't see it could have been anything else,” replied 
the butler. 
</p>
            <p>“You may depend upon it, it was,” said I.  “And 
whatever it was, he has got it.—By the way, where is 
Mr. Carthew at present? I was sorry to find he was from 
home.” 
</p>
            <p>“He is engaged in travelling, sir,” replied the butler 
dryly. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, bravo!” cried I.  “I laid a trap for you there, 
Mr. Denman.  Now I need not ask you; I am sure you did 
not tell this prying stranger.” 
</p>
            <p>“To be sure not, sir,” said the butler. 
</p>
            <p>I went through the form of “shaking him by the 'and”— 
like Mr. Norris—not, however, with genuine enthusiasm. 
For I had failed ingloriously to get the address for 
myself; and I felt a sure conviction that Bellairs had 
done better, or he had still been here and still 
cultivating Mr. Denman. 
</p>
            <p>I had escaped the grounds and the cattle; I could not 
escape the house.  A lady with silver hair, a slender 
silver voice, and a stream of insignificant information 
not to be diverted, led me through the picture-gallery, 
the music-room, the great dining-room, the long 
drawing-room, the Indian room, the theatre, and every 
corner (as I thought) of that interminable mansion. 
There was but one place reserved, the garden-room, 
whither Lady Ann had now retired.  I paused a moment on 
the outside of the door, and smiled to myself.  The 
situation was indeed strange, and these thin boards 
divided the secret of the FLYING SCUD. 
</p>
            <p>All the while, as I went to and fro, I was considering 
the visit and departure of Bellairs.  That he had got 
the address, I was quite certain; that he had not got 
it by direct questioning, I was convinced; some 
ingenuity, some lucky accident, had served him.  A 
similar chance, an equal ingenuity, was required, or I 
was left helpless; the ferret must run down his prey, 
the great oaks fall, the Raphaels be scattered, the 
house let to some stockbroker suddenly made rich, and 
the name which now filled the mouths of five or six 
parishes dwindle to a memory.  Strange that such great 
matters, so old a mansion, a family so ancient and so 
dull, should come to depend for perpetuity upon the 
intelligence, the discretion, and the cunning of a 
Latin-Quarter student!  What Bellairs had done, I must 
do likewise.  Chance or ingenuity, ingenuity or chance— 
so I continued to ring the changes as I walked down 
the avenue, casting back occasional glances at the red 
brick facade and the twinkling windows of the house. 
How was I to command chance? where was I to find the 
ingenuity? 
</p>
            <p>These reflections brought me to the door of the inn. 
And here, pursuant to my policy of keeping well with 
all men, I immediately smoothed my brow, and accepted 
(being the only guest in the house) an invitation to 
dine with the family in the bar parlour.  I sat down 
accordingly with Mr. Higgs the ex-butler, Mrs. Higgs 
the ex-lady's-maid, and Miss Agnes Higgs their 
frowsy-headed little girl, the least promising and (as the 
event showed) the most useful of the lot.  The talk ran 
endlessly on the great house and the great family; the 
roast beef, the Yorkshire pudding, the jam-roll, and 
the cheddar cheese came and went, and still the stream 
flowed on; near four generations of Carthews were 
touched upon without eliciting one point of interest; 
and we had killed Mr. Henry in “the 'unting-field,” 
with a vast elaboration of painful circumstance, and 
buried him in the midst of a whole sorrowing county, 
before I could so much as manage to bring upon the 
stage my intimate friend, Mr. Norris.  At the name the 
ex-butler grew diplomatic and the ex-lady's-maid 
tender.  He was the only person of the whole 
featureless series who seemed to have accomplished 
anything worth mention; and his achievements, poor dog, 
seemed to have been confined to going to the devil and 
leaving some regrets.  He had been the image of the 
Right Honourable Bailley, one of the lights of that dim 
house, and a career of distinction had been predicted 
of him in consequence, almost from the cradle.  But 
before he was out of long clothes the cloven foot began 
to show; he proved to be no Carthew, developed a taste 
for low pleasures and bad company, went birdnesting 
with a stable-boy before he was eleven, and when he was 
near twenty, and might have been expected to display at 
least some rudiments of the family gravity, rambled the 
country over with a knapsack, making sketches and 
keeping company in wayside inns.  He had no pride about 
him, I was told; he would sit down with any man; and it 
was somewhat woundingly implied that I was indebted to 
this peculiarity for my own acquaintance with the hero. 
Unhappily, Mr. Norris was not only eccentric, he was 
fast.  His debts were still remembered at the 
University; still more, it appeared, the highly 
humorous circumstances attending his expulsion.  “He 
was always fond of his jest,” commented Mrs. Higgs. 
</p>
            <p>“That he were!” observed her lord. 
</p>
            <p>But it was after he went into the diplomatic service 
that the real trouble began. 
</p>
            <p>“It seems, sir, that he went the pace extraordinary,” 
said the ex-butler, with a solemn gusto. 
</p>
            <p>“His debts were somethink awful,” said the lady's-maid. 
“And as nice a young gentleman all the time as you 
would wish to see!” 
</p>
            <p>“When word came to Mr. Carthew's ears the turn-up was 
'orrible,” continued Mr. Higgs.  “I remember it as if 
it was yesterday.  The bell was rung after her la'ship 
was gone, which I answered it myself, supposing it were 
the coffee.  There was Mr. Carthew on his feet. 
''Iggs,' he says, pointing with his stick, for he had a 
turn of the gout, 'order the dog-cart instantly for 
this son of mine which has disgraced hisself.'  Mr. 
Norris say nothink: he sit there with his 'ead down, 
making belief to be looking at a walnut.  You might 
have bowled me over with a straw,” said Mr. Higgs. 
</p>
            <p>“Had he done anything very bad?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Not he, Mr. Dodsley!” cried the lady—it was so she 
had conceived my name.  “He never did anythink to call 
really wrong in his poor life.  The 'ole affair was a 
disgrace.  It was all rank favouritising.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mrs. 'Iggs!  Mrs. 'Iggs!” cried the butler warningly. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, what do I care?” retorted the lady, shaking her 
ringlets.  “You know it was, yourself, Mr. 'Iggs, and 
so did every member of the staff.” 
</p>
            <p>While I was getting these facts and opinions, I by no 
means neglected the child.  She was not attractive; but 
fortunately she had reached the corrupt age of seven, 
when half-a-crown appears about as large as a saucer, 
and is fully as rare as the dodo.  For a shilling down, 
sixpence in her money-box, and an American gold dollar 
which I happened to find in my pocket, I bought the 
creature soul and body.  She declared her intention to 
accompany me to the ends of the earth; and had to be 
chidden by her sire for drawing comparisons between 
myself and her uncle William, highly damaging to the 
latter. 
</p>
            <p>Dinner was scarce done, the cloth was not yet removed, 
when Miss Agnes must needs climb into my lap with her 
stamp album, a relic of the generosity of Uncle 
William.  There are few things I despise more than old 
stamps, unless perhaps it be crests; for cattle (from 
the Carthew Chillinghams down to the old gate-keeper's 
milk-cow in the lane) contempt is far from being my 
first sentiment.  But it seemed I was doomed to pass 
that day in viewing curiosities, and, smothering a 
yawn, I devoted myself once more to tread the 
well-known round.  I fancy Uncle William must have begun the 
collection himself and tired of it, for the book (to my 
surprise) was quite respectably filled.  There were the 
varying shades of the English penny, Russians with the 
coloured heart, old undecipherable Thurn-und-Taxis, 
obsolete triangular Cape of Good Hopes, Swan Rivers 
with the Swan, and Guianas with the sailing ship.  Upon 
all these I looked with the eyes of a fish and the 
spirit of a sheep; I think, indeed, I was at times 
asleep; and it was probably in one of these moments 
that I capsized the album, and there fell from the end 
of it, upon the floor, a considerable number of what I 
believe to be called “exchanges.” 
</p>
            <p>Here, against all probability, my chance had come to 
me; for as I gallantly picked them up, I was struck 
with the disproportionate amount of five-sous French 
stamps.  Some one, I reasoned, must write very 
regularly from France to the neighbourhood of 
Stallbridge-le-Carthew.  Could it be Norris? On one 
stamp I made out an initial C; upon a second I got as 
far as CH; beyond which point, the post-mark used was 
in every instance undecipherable.  CH, when you 
consider that about a quarter of the towns in France 
begin with “chateau,” was an insufficient clue; and I 
promptly annexed the plainest of the collection in 
order to consult the post-office. 
</p>
            <p>The wretched infant took me in the fact. 
</p>
            <p>“Naughty man, to 'teal my 'tamp!” she cried; and when I 
would have brazened it off with a denial, recovered and 
displayed the stolen article. 
</p>
            <p>My position was now highly false; and I believe it was 
in mere pity that Mrs. Higgs came to my rescue with a 
welcome proposition.  If the gentleman was really 
interested in stamps, she said, probably supposing me a 
monomaniac on the point, he should see Mr. Denman's 
album.  Mr. Denman had been collecting forty years, and 
his collection was said to be worth a mint of money. 
“Agnes,” she went on, “if you were a kind little girl, 
you would run over to the 'All, tell Mr. Denman there's 
a connaisseer in the 'ouse, and ask him if one of the 
young gentlemen might bring the album down.” 
</p>
            <p>“I should like to see his exchanges too,” I cried, 
rising to the occasion.  “I may have some of mine in my 
pocket-book, and we might trade.” 
</p>
            <p>Half an hour later Mr. Denman arrived himself with a 
most unconscionable volume under his arm. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, sir,” he cried, “when I 'eard you was a collector 
I dropped all.  It's a saying of mine, Mr. Dodsley, 
that collecting stamps makes all collectors kin.  It's 
a bond, sir; it creates a bond.” 
</p>
            <p>Upon the truth of this I cannot say; but there is no 
doubt that the attempt to pass yourself off for a 
collector falsely creates a precarious situation. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, here's the second issue!” I would say, after 
consulting the legend at the side.  “The pink—no, I 
mean the mauve—yes, that's the beauty of this lot. 
Though of course, as you say,” I would hasten to add, 
“this yellow on the thin paper is more rare.” 
</p>
            <p>Indeed I must certainly have been detected, had I not 
plied Mr. Denman in self-defence with his favourite 
liquor—a port so excellent that it could never have 
ripened in the cellar of the Carthew Arms, but must 
have been transported, under cloud of night, from the 
neighbouring vaults of the great house.  At each threat 
of exposure, and in particular whenever I was directly 
challenged for an opinion, I made haste to fill the 
butler's glass, and by the time we had got to the 
exchanges, he was in a condition in which no 
stamp-collector need be seriously feared.  God forbid I 
should hint that he was drunk; he seemed incapable of 
the necessary liveliness; but the man's eyes were set, 
and so long as he was suffered to talk without 
interruption, he seemed careless of my heeding him. 
</p>
            <p>In Mr. Denman's exchanges, as in those of little Agnes, 
the same peculiarity was to be remarked,—an undue 
preponderance of that despicably common stamp, the 
French twenty-five centimes.  And here joining them in 
stealthy review, I found the C and the CH; then 
something of an A just following; and then a terminal 
Y.  Here was also the whole name spelt out to me; it 
seemed familiar too; and yet for some time I could not 
bridge the imperfection.  Then I came upon another 
stamp, in which an L was legible before the Y, and in a 
moment the word leaped up complete.  Chailly, that was 
the name: Chailly-en-Biere, the post-town of Barbizon— 
ah, there was the very place for any man to hide 
himself—there was the very place for Mr. Norris, who 
had rambled over England making sketches—the very 
place for Goddedaal, who had left a palette-knife on 
board the FLYING SCUD.  Singular, indeed, that 
while I was drifting over England with the shyster, the 
man we were in quest of awaited me at my own ultimate 
destination. 
</p>
            <p>Whether Mr. Denman had shown his album to Bellairs, 
whether, indeed, Bellairs could have caught (as I did) 
this hint from an obliterated postmark, I shall never 
know, and it mattered not.  We were equal now; my task 
at Stallbridge-le-Carthew was accomplished; my interest 
in postage-stamps died shamelessly away; the astonished 
Denman was bowed out; and, ordering the horse to be put 
in, I plunged into the study of the time-table. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c21" type="chapter">
            <head>XXI — FACE TO FACE</head>
            <p>I FELL from the skies on Barbizon about two o'clock of 
a September afternoon.  It is the dead hour of the day; 
all the workers have gone painting, all the idlers 
strolling, in the forest or the plain; the winding 
causewayed street is solitary, and the inn deserted.  I 
was the more pleased to find one of my old companions 
in the dining-room; his town clothes marked him for a 
man in the act of departure; and indeed his portmanteau 
lay beside him on the floor. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, Stennis,” I cried, “you're the last man I 
expected to find here.” 
</p>
            <p>“You won't find me here long,” he replied.  “'KING 
PANDION HE IS DEAD; ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE LAPPED IN 
LEAD.' For men of our antiquity, the poor old shop is 
played out.” 
</p>
            <p>“'I HAVE HAD PLAYMATES, I HAVE HAD COMPANIONS,'” I 
quoted in return.  We were both moved, I think, to meet 
again in this scene of our old pleasure parties so 
unexpectedly, after so long an interval, and both 
already so much altered. 
</p>
            <p>“That is the sentiment,” he replied.  “'ALL, ALL ARE 
GONE, THE OLD FAMILIAR FACES.' I have been here a 
week, and the only living creature who seemed to 
recollect me was the Pharaon.  Bar the Sirons, of 
course, and the perennial Bodmer.” 
</p>
            <p>“Is there no survivor?” I inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“Of our geological epoch? not one,” he replied.  “This 
is the city of Petra in Edom.” 
</p>
            <p>“And what sort of Bedouins encamp among the ruins?” I 
asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Youth, Dodd, youth; blooming, conscious youth,” he 
returned.  “Such a gang, such reptiles! to think we 
were like that! I wonder Siron didn't sweep us from his 
premises.” 
</p>
            <p>“Perhaps we weren't so bad,” I suggested. 
</p>
            <p>“Don't let me depress you,” said he.  “We were both 
Anglo-Saxons, anyway, and the only redeeming feature 
to-day is another.” 
</p>
            <p>The thought of my quest, a moment driven out by this 
rencounter, revived in my mind.  “Who is he?” I cried. 
“Tell me about him.” 
</p>
            <p>“What, the Redeeming Feature?” said he.  “Well, he's a 
very pleasing creature, rather dim, and dull, and 
genteel, but really pleasing.  He is very British, 
though, the artless Briton!  Perhaps you'll find him 
too much so for the transatlantic nerves.  Come to 
think of it, on the other hand, you ought to get on 
famously, he is an admirer of your great republic in 
one of its (excuse me) shoddiest features; he takes in 
and sedulously reads a lot of American papers.  I 
warned you he was artless.” 
</p>
            <p>“What papers are they?” cried I. 
</p>
            <p>“San Francisco papers,” said he.  “He gets a bale of 
them about twice a week, and studies them like the 
Bible.  That's one of his weaknesses; another is to be 
incalculably rich.  He has taken Masson's old studio— 
you remember?—at the corner of the road; he has 
furnished it regardless of expense, and lives there 
surrounded with VINS FINS and works of art.  When 
the youth of to-day goes up to the Caverne des Brigands 
to make punch—they do all that we did, like some 
nauseous form of ape (I never appreciated before what a 
creature of tradition mankind is)—this Madden follows 
with a basket of champagne.  I told him he was wrong, 
and the punch tasted better; but he thought the boys 
liked the style of the thing, and I suppose they do. 
He is a very good-natured soul, and a very melancholy, 
and rather a helpless.  O, and he has a third weakness 
which I came near forgetting.  He paints.  He has never 
been taught, and he's well on for thirty, and he 
paints.” 
</p>
            <p>“How?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Rather well, I think,” was the reply.  “That's the 
annoying part of it.  See for yourself.  That panel is 
his.” 
</p>
            <p>I stepped toward the window.  It was the old familiar 
room, with the tables set like a Greek II, and the 
sideboard, and the aphasic piano, and the panels on the 
wall.  There were Romeo and Juliet, Antwerp from the 
river, Enfield's ships among the ice, and the huge 
huntsman winding a huge horn; mingled with them a few 
new ones, the thin crop of a succeeding generation, not 
better and not worse.  It was to one of these I was 
directed: a thing coarsely and wittily handled, mostly 
with the palette-knife; the colour in some parts 
excellent, the canvas in others loaded with mere clay. 
But it was the scene and not the art or want of it that 
riveted my notice.  The foreground was of sand and 
scrub and wreckwood; in the middle distance the 
many-hued and smooth expanse of a lagoon, enclosed by a wall 
of breakers; beyond, a blue strip of ocean.  The sky 
was cloudless, and I could hear the surf break.  For 
the place was Midway Island; the point of view the very 
spot at which I had landed with the captain for the 
first time, and from which I had re-embarked the day 
before we sailed.  I had already been gazing for some 
seconds before my attention was arrested by a blur on 
the sea-line, and, stooping to look, I recognised the 
smoke of a steamer. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” said I, turning toward Stennis, “it has merit. 
What is it?” 
</p>
            <p>“A fancy piece,” he returned.  “That's what pleased me. 
So few of the fellows in our time had the imagination 
of a garden-snail.” 
</p>
            <p>“Madden, you say his name is?” I pursued. 
</p>
            <p>“Madden,” he repeated. 
</p>
            <p>Has he travelled much?” I inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“I haven't an idea.  He is one of the least 
autobiographical of men.  He sits, and smokes, and 
giggles, and sometimes he makes small jests; but his 
contributions to the art of pleasing are generally 
confined to looking like a gentleman and being one. 
No,” added Stennis, “he'll never suit you, Dodd; you 
like more head on your liquor.  You'll find him as dull 
as ditch-water.” 
</p>
            <p>“Has he big blonde side-whiskers like tusks?” I asked, 
mindful of the photograph of Goddedaal. 
</p>
            <p>“Certainly not; why should he?” was the reply. 
</p>
            <p>“Does he write many letters?” I continued. 
</p>
            <p>“God knows,” said Stennis.—“ What is wrong with you? I 
never saw you taken this way before.” 
</p>
            <p>“The fact is, I think I know the man,” said I.  “I 
think I'm looking for him.  I rather think he is my 
long-lost brother.” 
</p>
            <p>“Not twins, anyway,” returned Stennis. 
</p>
            <p>And about the same time, a carriage driving up to the 
inn, he took his departure. 
</p>
            <p>I walked till dinner-time in the plain, keeping to the 
fields; for I instinctively shunned observation, and 
was racked by many incongruous and impatient feelings. 
Here was a man whose voice I had once heard, whose 
doings had filled so many days of my life with interest 
and distress, whom I had lain awake to dream of like a 
lover, and now his hand was on the door; now we were to 
meet; now I was to learn at last the mystery of the 
substituted crew.  The sun went down over the plain of 
the Angelus, and as the hour approached my courage 
lessened.  I let the laggard peasants pass me on the 
homeward way.  The lamps were lit, the soup was served, 
the company were all at table, and the room sounded 
already with multitudinous talk before I entered.  I 
took my place and found I was opposite to Madden.  Over 
six feet high and well set up, the hair dark and 
streaked with silver, the eyes dark and kindly, the 
mouth very good-natured, the teeth admirable; linen and 
hands exquisite; English clothes, an English voice, an 
English bearing—the man stood out conspicuous from the 
company.  Yet he had made himself at home, and seemed 
to enjoy a certain quiet popularity among the noisy 
boys of the table-d'hote.  He had an odd silver giggle 
of a laugh that sounded nervous even when he was really 
amused, and accorded ill with his big stature and 
manly, melancholy face.  This laugh fell in continually 
all through dinner like the note of the triangle in a 
piece of modern French music; and he had at times a 
kind of pleasantry, rather of manner than of words, 
with which he started or maintained the merriment.  He 
took his share in these diversions, not so much like a 
man in high spirits, but like one of an approved 
good-nature, habitually self-forgetful, accustomed to please 
and to follow others.  I have remarked in old soldiers 
much the same smiling sadness and sociable self-effacement. 
</p>
            <p>I feared to look at him, lest my glances should betray 
my deep excitement, and chance served me so well that 
the soup was scarce removed before we were naturally 
introduced.  My first sip of Chateau Siron, a vintage 
from which I had been long estranged, startled me into 
speech. 
</p>
            <p>“O, this'll never do!” I cried, in English. 
</p>
            <p>“Dreadful stuff, isn't it?” said Madden, in the same 
language.  “Do let me ask you to share my bottle.  They 
call it Chambertin, which it isn't; but it's fairly 
palatable, and there's nothing in this house that a man 
can drink at all.” 
</p>
            <p>I accepted; anything would do that paved the way to 
better knowledge. 
</p>
            <p>“Your name is Madden, I think,” said I.  “My old friend 
Stennis told me about you when I came.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, I am sorry he went; I feel such a Grandfather 
William alone among all these lads,” he replied. 
</p>
            <p>“My name is Dodd,” I resumed. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” said he, “so Madame Siron told me.” 
</p>
            <p>“Dodd, of San Francisco,” I continued.  “Late of 
Pinkerton and Dodd.” 
</p>
            <p>“Montana Block, I think?” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“The same,” said I. 
</p>
            <p>Neither of us looked at each other; but I could see his 
hand deliberately making bread pills. 
</p>
            <p>“That's a nice thing of yours,” I pursued, “that panel. 
The foreground is a little clayey, perhaps, but the 
lagoon is excellent.” 
</p>
            <p>“You ought to know,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes,” returned I, “I'm rather a good judge of—that 
panel.” 
</p>
            <p>There was a considerable pause. 
</p>
            <p>“You know a man by the name of Bellairs, don't you?” he 
resumed. 
</p>
            <p>“Ah!” cried I, “you have heard from Doctor Urquart?” 
</p>
            <p>“This very morning,” he replied. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, there is no hurry about Bellairs,” said I. 
“It's rather a long story, and rather a silly one.  But 
I think we have a good deal to tell each other, and 
perhaps we had better wait till we are more alone.” 
</p>
            <p>“I think so,” said he.  “Not that any of these fellows 
know English, but we'll be more comfortable over at my 
place.—Your health, Dodd.” 
</p>
            <p>And we took wine together across the table. 
</p>
            <p>Thus had this singular introduction passed unperceived 
in the midst of more than thirty persons, art-students, 
ladies in dressing-gowns and covered with rice powder, 
six foot of Siron whisking dishes over our head, and 
his noisy sons clattering in and out with fresh relays. 
</p>
            <p>“One question more,” said I: “Did you recognise my 
voice?” 
</p>
            <p>“Your voice?” he repeated.  “How should I? had never 
heard it—we have never met.” 
</p>
            <p>“And yet we have been in conversation before now,” said 
I, “and I asked you a question which you never 
answered, and which I have since had many thousand 
better reasons for putting to myself.” 
</p>
            <p>He turned suddenly white.  “Good God!” he cried, “are 
you the man in the telephone?” 
</p>
            <p>I nodded. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, well!” said he.  “It would take a good deal of 
magnanimity to forgive you that.  What nights I have 
passed! That little whisper has whistled in my ear ever 
since, like the wind in a keyhole.  Who could it be? 
What could it mean?  I suppose I have had more real, 
solid misery out of that ...” He paused, and looked 
troubled.  “Though I had more to bother me, or ought to 
have,” he added, and slowly emptied his glass. 
</p>
            <p>“It seems we were born to drive each other crazy with 
conundrums,” said I.  “I have often thought my head 
would split.” 
</p>
            <p>Carthew burst into his foolish laugh.  “And yet neither 
you nor I had the worst of the puzzle,” he cried. 
“There were others deeper in.” 
</p>
            <p>“And who were they?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“The underwriters,” said he. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, to be sure!” cried I, “I never thought of that. 
What could they make of it?” 
</p>
            <p>“Nothing,” replied Carthew.  “It couldn't be explained. 
They were a crowd of small dealers at Lloyd's who took 
it up in syndicate; one of them has a carriage now; and 
people say he is a deuce of a deep fellow, and has the 
makings of a great financier.  Another furnished a 
small villa on the profits.  But they're all hopelessly 
muddled; and when they meet each other they don't know 
where to look, like the Augurs.” 
</p>
            <p>Dinner was no sooner at an end than he carried me 
across the road to Masson's old studio.  It was 
strangely changed.  On the walls were tapestry, a few 
good etchings, and some amazing pictures—a Rousseau, a 
Corot, a really superb old Crome, a Whistler, and a 
piece which my host claimed (and I believe) to be a 
Titian.  The room was furnished with comfortable 
English smoking-room chairs, some American rockers, and 
an elaborate business table; spirits and soda-water 
(with the mark of Schweppe, no less) stood ready on a 
butler's tray, and in one corner, behind a half-drawn 
curtain, I spied a camp-bed and a capacious tub.  Such 
a room in Barbizon astonished the beholder, like the 
glories of the cave of Monte Cristo. 
</p>
            <p>“Now,” said he, “we are quiet.  Sit down, if you don't 
mind, and tell me your story all through.” 
</p>
            <p>I did as he asked, beginning with the day when Jim 
showed me the passage in the DAILY OCCIDENTAL, and 
winding up with the stamp album and the Chailly 
postmark.  It was a long business; and Carthew made it 
longer, for he was insatiable of details; and it had 
struck midnight on the old eight-day clock in the 
corner before I had made an end. 
</p>
            <p>“And now,” said he, “turn about: I must tell you my 
side, much as I hate it.  Mine is a beastly story. 
You'll wonder how I can sleep.  I've told it once 
before, Mr. Dodd.” 
</p>
            <p>“To Lady Ann?” I asked. 
</p>
            <p>“As you suppose,” he answered; “and, to say the truth, 
I had sworn never to tell it again.  Only, you seem 
somehow entitled to the thing; you have paid dear 
enough, God knows: and God knows I hope you may like 
it, now you've got it!” 
</p>
            <p>With that he began his yarn.  A new day had dawned, the 
cocks crew in the village and the early woodmen were 
afoot, when he concluded. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c22" type="chapter">
            <head>XXII — THE REMITTANCE MAN</head>
            <p>SINGLETON CARTHEW, the father of Norris, was heavily 
built and feebly vitalised, sensitive as a musician, 
dull as a sheep, and conscientious as a dog.  He took 
his position with seriousness, even with pomp; the long 
rooms, the silent servants, seemed in his eyes like the 
observances of some religion of which he was the mortal 
god.  He had the stupid man's intolerance of stupidity 
in others; the vain man's exquisite alarm lest it 
should be detected in himself.  And on both sides 
Norris irritated and offended him.  He thought his son 
a fool, and he suspected that his son returned the 
compliment with interest.  The history of their 
relation was simple; they met seldom, they quarrelled 
often.  To his mother, a fiery, pungent, practical 
woman, already disappointed in her husband and her 
elder son, Norris was only a fresh disappointment. 
</p>
            <p>Yet the lad's faults were no great matter; he was 
diffident, placable, passive, unambitious, 
unenterprising; life did not much attract him; he 
watched it like a curious and dull exhibition, not much 
amused, and not tempted in the least to take a part. 
He beheld his father ponderously grinding sand, his 
mother fierily breaking butterflies, his brother 
labouring at the pleasures of the Hawbuck with the 
ardour of a soldier in a doubtful battle; and the vital 
sceptic looked on wondering.  They were careful and 
troubled about many things; for him there seemed not 
even one thing needful.  He was born disenchanted, the 
world's promises awoke no echo in his bosom, the 
world's activities and the world's distinctions seemed 
to him equally without a base in fact.  He liked the 
open air; he liked comradeship, it mattered not with 
whom, his comrades were only a remedy for solitude. 
And he had a taste for painted art.  An array of fine 
pictures looked upon his childhood, and from these 
roods of jewelled canvas he received an indelible 
impression.  The gallery at Stallbridge betokened 
generations of picture-lovers; Norris was perhaps the 
first of his race to hold the pencil.  The taste was 
genuine, it grew and strengthened with his growth; and 
yet he suffered it to be suppressed with scarce a 
struggle.  Time came for him to go to Oxford, and he 
resisted faintly.  He was stupid, he said; it was no 
good to put him through the mill; he wished to be a 
painter.  The words fell on his father like a 
thunderbolt, and Norris made haste to give way.  “It 
didn't really matter, don't you know?” said he.  “And 
it seemed an awful shame to vex the old boy.” 
</p>
            <p>To Oxford he went obediently, hopelessly; and at Oxford 
became the hero of a certain circle.  He was active and 
adroit; when he was in the humour, he excelled in many 
sports; and his singular melancholy detachment gave him 
a place apart.  He set a fashion in his clique. 
Envious undergraduates sought to parody his unaffected 
lack of zeal and fear; it was a kind of new Byronism 
more composed and dignified.  “Nothing really 
mattered”; among other things, this formula embraced 
the dons; and though he always meant to be civil, the 
effect on the college authorities was one of startling 
rudeness.  His indifference cut like insolence; and in 
some outbreak of his constitutional levity (the 
complement of his melancholy) he was “sent down” in the 
middle of the second year. 
</p>
            <p>The event was new in the annals of the Carthews, and 
Singleton was prepared to make the most of it.  It had 
been long his practice to prophesy for his second son a 
career of ruin and disgrace.  There is an advantage in 
this artless parental habit.  Doubtless the father is 
interested in his son; but doubtless also the prophet 
grows to be interested in his prophecies.  If the one 
goes wrong, the others come true.  Old Carthew drew 
from this source esoteric consolations; he dwelt at 
length on his own foresight; he produced variations 
hitherto unheard from the old theme “I told you so,” 
coupled his son's name with the gallows and the hulks, 
and spoke of his small handful of college debts as 
though he must raise money on a mortgage to discharge 
them. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't think that is fair, sir,” said Norris; “I 
lived at college exactly as you told me.  I am sorry I 
was sent down, and you have a perfect right to blame me 
for that; but you have no right to pitch into me about 
these debts.” 
</p>
            <p>The effect upon a stupid man not unjustly incensed need 
scarcely be described.  For a while Singleton raved. 
</p>
            <p>“I'll tell you what, father,” said Norris at last, “I 
don't think this is going to do.  I think you had 
better let me take to painting.  It's the only thing I 
take a spark of interest in.  I shall never be steady 
as long as I'm at anything else.” 
</p>
            <p>“When you stand here, sir, to the neck in disgrace,” 
said the father, “I should have hoped you would have 
had more good taste than to repeat this levity.” 
</p>
            <p>The hint was taken; the levity was never more obtruded 
on the father's notice, and Norris was inexorably 
launched upon a backward voyage.  He went abroad to 
study foreign languages, which he learned, at a very 
expensive rate; and a fresh crop of debts fell soon to 
be paid, with similar lamentations, which were in this 
case perfectly justified, and to which Norris paid no 
regard.  He had been unfairly treated over the Oxford 
affair; and with a spice of malice very surprising in 
one so placable, and an obstinacy remarkable in one so 
weak, refused from that day forward to exercise the 
least captaincy on his expenses.  He wasted what he 
would; he allowed his servants to despoil him at their 
pleasure; he sowed insolvency; and, when the crop was 
ripe, notified his father with exasperating calm.  His 
own capital was put in his hands, he was planted in the 
diplomatic service, and told he must depend upon 
himself. 
</p>
            <p>He did so till he was twenty-five, by which time he had 
spent his money, laid in a handsome choice of debts, 
and acquired (like so many other melancholic and 
uninterested persons) a habit of gambling.  An Austrian 
colonel—the same who afterwards hanged himself at 
Monte Carlo—gave him a lesson which lasted 
two-and-twenty hours, and left him wrecked and helpless. 
Old Singleton once more repurchased the honour of his name, 
this time at a fancy figure; and Norris was set afloat 
again on stern conditions.  An allowance of three 
hundred pounds in the year was to be paid to him 
quarterly by a lawyer in Sydney, New South Wales.  He 
was not to write.  Should he fail on any quarter-day to 
be in Sydney, he was to be held for dead, and the 
allowance tacitly withdrawn.  Should he return to 
Europe, an advertisement publicly disowning him was to 
appear in every paper of repute. 
</p>
            <p>It was one of his most annoying features as a son that 
he was always polite, always just, and in whatever 
whirlwind of domestic anger always calm.  He expected 
trouble; when trouble came he was unmoved; he might 
have said with Singleton, “I TOLD YOU SO”: he was 
content with thinking, “JUST AS I EXPECTED.” On the 
fall of these last thunderbolts he bore himself like a 
person only distantly interested in the event, pocketed 
the money and the reproaches, obeyed orders punctually; 
took ship and came to Sydney.  Some men are still lads 
at twenty-five; and so it was with Norris.  Eighteen 
days after he landed his quarter's allowance was all 
gone, and with the light-hearted hopefulness of 
strangers in what is called a new country he began to 
besiege offices and apply for all manner of incongruous 
situations.  Everywhere, and last of all from his 
lodgings, he was bowed out; and found himself reduced, 
in a very elegant suit of summer tweeds, to herd and 
camp with the degraded outcasts of the city. 
</p>
            <p>In this strait he had recourse to the lawyer who paid 
him his allowance. 
</p>
            <p>“Try to remember that my time is valuable, Mr. 
Carthew,” said the lawyer.  “It is quite unnecessary 
you should enlarge on the peculiar position in which 
you stand.  REMITTANCE MEN, as we call them here, 
are not so rare in my experience; and in such cases I 
act upon a system.  I make you a present of a 
sovereign—here it is.  Every day you choose to call my 
clerk will advance you a shilling; on Saturday, since 
my office is closed on Sunday, he will advance you 
half-a-crown.  My conditions are these.  That you do 
not come to me, but to my clerk; that you do not come 
here the worse of liquor; and you go away the moment 
you are paid and have signed a receipt.—I wish you a 
good-morning.” 
</p>
            <p>“I have to thank you, I suppose,” said Carthew.  “My 
position is so wretched that I cannot even refuse this 
starvation allowance.” 
</p>
            <p>“Starvation!” said the lawyer, smiling.  “No man will 
starve here on a shilling a day.  I had on my hands 
another young gentleman who remained continuously 
intoxicated for six years on the same allowance.” And 
he once more busied himself with his papers. 
</p>
            <p>In the time that followed, the image of the smiling 
lawyer haunted Carthew's memory.  “That three minutes' 
talk was all the education I ever had worth talking 
of,” says he.  “It was all life in a nutshell. 
Confound it,” I thought, “have I got to the point of 
envying that ancient fossil?” 
</p>
            <p>Every morning for the next two or three weeks the 
stroke of ten found Norris, unkempt and haggard, at the 
lawyer's door.  The long day and longer night he spent 
in the Domain, now on a bench, now on the grass under a 
Norfolk Island pine, the companion of perhaps the 
lowest class on earth, the Larrikins of Sydney. 
Morning after morning, the dawn behind the lighthouse 
recalled him from slumber; and he would stand and gaze 
upon the changing east, the fading lenses, the 
smokeless city, and the many-armed and many-masted 
harbour growing slowly clear under his eyes.  His bed-fellows 
(so to call them) were less active; they lay 
sprawled upon the grass and benches, the dingy men, the 
frowsy women, prolonging their late repose; and Carthew 
wandered among the sleeping bodies alone, and cursed 
the incurable stupidity of his behaviour.  Day brought 
a new society of nursery-maids and children, and 
fresh-dressed and (I am sorry to say) tight-laced maidens, 
and gay people in rich traps; upon the skirts of which 
Carthew and “the other blackguards”—his own bitter 
phrase—skulked, and chewed grass, and looked on.  Day 
passed, the light died, the green and leafy precinct 
sparkled with lamps or lay in shadow, and the round of 
the night began again—the loitering women, the lurking 
men, the sudden outburst of screams, the sound of 
flying feet “You mayn't believe it,” says Carthew, “but 
I got to that pitch that I didn't care a hang.  I have 
been wakened out of my sleep to hear a woman screaming, 
and I have only turned upon my other side.  Yes, it's a 
queer place, where the dowagers and the kids walk all 
day, and at night you can hear people bawling for help 
as if it was the Forest of Bondy, with the lights of a 
great town all round, and parties spinning through in 
cabs from Government House and dinner with my lord!” 
</p>
            <p>It was Norris's diversion, having none other, to scrape 
acquaintance, where, how, and with whom he could.  Many 
a long dull talk he held upon the benches or the grass; 
many a strange waif he came to know; many strange 
things he heard, and saw some that were abominable.  It 
was to one of these last that he owed his deliverance 
from the Domain.  For some time the rain had been 
merciless; one night after another he had been obliged 
to squander fourpence on a bed and reduce his board to 
the remaining eightpence: and he sat one morning near 
the Macquarrie Street entrance, hungry, for he had gone 
without breakfast, and wet, as he had already been for 
several days, when the cries of an animal in distress 
attracted his attention.  Some fifty yards away, in the 
extreme angle of the grass, a party of the chronically 
unemployed had got hold of a dog, whom they were 
torturing in a manner not to be described.  The heart 
of Norris, which had grown indifferent to the cries of 
human anger or distress, woke at the appeal of the dumb 
creature.  He ran amongst the Larrikins, scattered 
them, rescued the dog, and stood at bay.  They were six 
in number, shambling gallows-birds; but for once the 
proverb was right, cruelty was coupled with cowardice, 
and the wretches cursed him and made off.  It chanced 
that this act of prowess had not passed unwitnessed. 
On a bench near by there was seated a shopkeeper's 
assistant out of employ, a diminutive, cheerful, 
red-headed creature by the name of Hemstead.  He was the 
last man to have interfered himself, for his discretion 
more than equalled his valour: but he made haste to 
congratulate Carthew, and to warn him he might not 
always be so fortunate. 
</p>
            <p>“They're a dyngerous lot of people about this park.  My 
word! it doesn't do to ply with them!” he observed, in 
that RYCY AUSTRYLIAN English, which (as it has 
received the imprimatur of Mr. Froude) we should all 
make haste to imitate. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, I'm one of that lot myself,” returned Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>Hemstead laughed, and remarked that he knew a gentleman 
when he saw one. 
</p>
            <p>“For all that, I am simply one of the unemployed,” said 
Carthew, seating himself beside his new acquaintance, 
as he had sat (since this experience began) beside so 
many dozen others. 
</p>
            <p>“I'm out of a plyce myself,” said Hemstead. 
</p>
            <p>“You beat me all the way and back,” says Carthew.  “My 
trouble is that I have never been in one. 
</p>
            <p>“I suppose you've no tryde?” asked Hemstead. 
</p>
            <p>“I know how to spend money,” replied Carthew, “and I 
really do know something of horses and something of the 
sea.  But the unions head me off; if it weren't for 
them, I might have had a dozen berths.” 
</p>
            <p>“My word!” cried the sympathetic listener.  “Ever try 
the mounted police?” he inquired. 
</p>
            <p>I did, and was bowled out,” was the reply; “couldn't 
pass the doctors.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, what do you think of the ryleways, then?” asked 
Hemstead. 
</p>
            <p>“What do YOU think of them, if you come to that?” 
asked Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“O, I don't think of them; I don't go in for manual 
labour,” said the little man proudly.  “But if a man 
don't mind that, he's pretty sure of a job there.” 
</p>
            <p>“By George, you tell me where to go!” cried Carthew, 
rising. 
</p>
            <p>The heavy rains continued, the country was already 
overrun with floods; the railway system daily required 
more hands, daily the superintendent advertised; but 
“the unemployed “ preferred the resources of charity 
and rapine, and a navvy, even an amateur navvy, 
commanded money in the market.  The same night, after a 
tedious journey, and a change of trains to pass a 
landslip, Norris found himself in a muddy cutting 
behind South Clifton, attacking his first shift of 
manual labour. 
</p>
            <p>For weeks the rain scarce relented.  The whole front of 
the mountain slipped seaward from above, avalanches of 
clay, rock, and uprooted forest spewed over the cliff's 
and fell upon the beach or in the breakers.  Houses 
were carried bodily away and smashed like nuts; others 
were menaced and deserted, the door locked, the chimney 
cold, the dwellers fled elsewhere for safety.  Night 
and the fire blazed in the encampment: night and day 
hot coffee was served to the overdriven toilers in the 
shift; night and day the engineer of the section made 
his rounds with words of encouragement, hearty and 
rough and well suited to his men.  Night and day, too, 
the telegraph clicked with disastrous news and anxious 
inquiry.  Along the terraced line of rail, rare trains 
came creeping and signalling; paused at the threatened 
corner, like living things conscious of peril; the 
commandant of the post would hastily review his 
labours, make (with a dry throat) the signal to 
advance; and the whole squad line the way and look on 
in a choking silence, or burst into a brief cheer as 
the train cleared the point of danger and shot on, 
perhaps through the thin sunshine between squalls, 
perhaps with blinking lamps into the gathering, rainy 
twilight. 
</p>
            <p>One such scene Carthew will remember till he dies.  It 
blew great guns from the seaward; a huge surf 
bombarded, five hundred feet below him, the steep 
mountain's foot; close in was a vessel in distress, 
firing shots from a fowling-piece, if any help might 
come.  So he saw and heard her the moment before the 
train appeared and paused, throwing up a Babylonian 
tower of smoke into the rain, and oppressing men's 
hearts with the scream of her whistle.  The engineer 
was there himself; he paled as he made the signal: the 
engine came at a foot's pace; but the whole bulk of 
mountain shook and seemed to nod seaward, and the 
watching navvies instinctively clutched at shrubs and 
trees; vain precautions, vain as the shots from the 
poor sailors.  Once again fear was disappointed; the 
train passed unscathed; and Norris, drawing a long 
breath, remembered the labouring ship, and glanced 
below.  She was gone. 
</p>
            <p>So the days and the nights passed: Homeric labour in 
Homeric circumstance.  Carthew was sick with 
sleeplessness and coffee; his hands, softened by the 
wet, were cut to ribbons; yet he enjoyed a peace of 
mind and health of body hitherto unknown.  Plenty of 
open air, plenty of physical exertion, a continual 
instancy of toil—here was what had been hitherto 
lacking in that misdirected life, and the true cure of 
vital scepticism.  To get the train through, there was 
the recurrent problem: no time remained to ask if it 
were necessary.  Carthew, the idler, the spendthrift, 
the drifting dilettante, was soon remarked, praised, 
and advanced.  The engineer swore by him and pointed 
him out for an example.  “I've a new chum, up here,” 
Norris over-heard him saying, “a young swell.  He's 
worth any two in the squad.” The words fell on the ears 
of the discarded son like music; and from that moment 
he not only found an interest, he took a pride, in his 
plebeian tasks. 
</p>
            <p>The press of work was still at its highest when 
quarter-day approached.  Norris was now raised to a 
position of some trust; at his discretion, trains were 
stopped or forwarded at the dangerous cornice near 
North Clifton; and he found in this responsibility both 
terror and delight.  The thought of the seventy-five 
pounds that would soon await him at the lawyer's, and 
of his own obligation to be present every quarter-day 
in Sydney, filled him for a little with divided 
counsels.  Then he made up his mind, walked in a slack 
moment to the inn at Clifton, ordered a sheet of paper 
and a bottle of beer, and wrote, explaining that he 
held a good appointment which he would lose if he came 
to Sydney, and asking the lawyer to accept this letter 
as an evidence of his presence in the colony, and 
retain the money till next quarter-day.  The answer 
came in course of post, and was not merely favourable 
but cordial.  “Although what you propose is contrary to 
the terms of my instructions,” it ran, “I willingly 
accept the responsibility of granting your request.  I 
should say I am agreeably disappointed in your 
behaviour.  My experience has not led me to found much 
expectations on gentlemen in your position.” 
</p>
            <p>The rains abated, and the temporary labour was 
discharged; not Norris, to whom the engineer clung as 
to found money; not Norris, who found himself a ganger 
on the line in the regular staff of navvies.  His camp 
was pitched in a grey wilderness of rock and forest, 
far from any house; as he sat with his mates about the 
evening fire, the trains passing on the track were 
their next, and indeed their only, neighbours, except 
the wild things of the wood.  Lovely weather, light and 
monotonous employment, long hours of somnolent camp-fire 
talk, long sleepless nights, when he reviewed his 
foolish and fruitless career as he rose and walked in 
the moonlit forest, an occasional paper of which he 
would read all, the advertisements with as much relish 
as the text; such was the tenor of an existence which 
soon began to weary and harass him.  He lacked and 
regretted the fatigue, the furious hurry, the suspense, 
the fires, the midnight coffee, the rude and mud-bespattered 
poetry of the first toilful weeks.  In the 
quietness of his new surroundings a voice summoned him 
from this exorbital part of life, and about the middle 
of October he threw up his situation and bade farewell 
to the camp of tents and the shoulder of Bald Mountain. 
</p>
            <p>Clad in his rough clothes, with a bundle on his 
shoulder and his accumulated wages in his pocket, he 
entered Sydney for the second time, and walked with 
pleasure and some bewilderment in the cheerful streets, 
like a man landed from a voyage.  The sight of the 
people led him on.  He forgot his necessary errands, he 
forgot to eat.  He wandered in moving multitudes like a 
stick upon a river.  Last he came to the Domain and 
strolled there, and remembered his shame and 
sufferings, and looked with poignant curiosity at his 
successors.  Hemstead, not much shabbier and no less 
cheerful than before, he recognised and addressed like 
an old family friend. 
</p>
            <p>“That was a good turn you did me,” said he.  “That 
railway was the making of me.  I hope you've had luck 
yourself.” 
</p>
            <p>“My word, no!” replied the little man.  “I just sit 
here and read the DEAD BIRD.  It's the depression 
in tryde, you see.  There's no positions goin' that a 
man like me would care to look at.” And he showed 
Norris his certificates and written characters, one 
from a grocer in Wooloomooloo, one from an ironmonger, 
and a third from a billiard saloon.  “Yes,” he said, “I 
tried bein' a billiard-marker.  It's no account; these 
lyte hours are no use for a man's health.  I won't be 
no man's slyve,” he added firmly. 
</p>
            <p>On the principle that he who is too proud to be a slave 
is usually not too modest to become a pensioner, 
Carthew gave him half a sovereign and departed, being 
suddenly struck with hunger, in the direction of the 
Paris House.  When he came to that quarter of the city, 
the barristers were trotting in the streets in wig and 
gown, and he stood to observe them with his bundle on 
his shoulder, and his mind full of curious 
recollections of the past. 
</p>
            <p>“By George!” cried a voice, “it's Mr. Carthew!” 
</p>
            <p>And turning about he found himself face to face with a 
handsome sunburnt youth, somewhat fatted, arrayed in 
the finest of fine raiment, and sporting about a 
sovereign's worth of flowers in his button-hole. 
Norris had met him during his first days in Sydney at a 
farewell supper; had even escorted him on board a 
schooner full of cockroaches and black-boy sailors, in 
which he was bound for six months among the islands; 
and had kept him ever since in entertained remembrance. 
Tom Hadden (known to the bulk of Sydney folk as 
TOMMY) was heir to a considerable property, which a 
prophetic father had placed in the hands of rigorous 
trustees.  The income supported Mr. Hadden in splendour 
for about three months out of twelve; the rest of the 
year he passed in retreat among the islands.  He was 
now about a week returned from his eclipse, pervading 
Sydney in hansom cabs and airing the first bloom of six 
new suits of clothes; and yet the unaffected creature 
hailed Carthew in his working jeans and with the 
damning bundle on his shoulder, as he might have 
claimed acquaintance with a duke. 
</p>
            <p>“Come and have a drink?” was his cheerful cry. 
</p>
            <p>“I'm just going to have lunch at the Paris House,” 
returned Carthew.  “It's a long time since I have had a 
decent meal.” 
</p>
            <p>“Splendid scheme!” said Hadden.  “I've only had 
breakfast half an hour ago; but we'll have a private 
room, and I'll manage to pick something.  It'll brace 
me up.  I was on an awful tear last night, and I've met 
no end of fellows this morning.” To meet a fellow, and 
to stand and share a drink, were with Tom synonymous 
terms. 
</p>
            <p>They were soon at table in the corner room up-stairs, 
and paying due attention to the best fare in Sydney. 
The odd similarity of their positions drew them 
together, and they began soon to exchange confidences. 
Carthew related his privations in the Domain, and his 
toils as a navvy; Hadden gave his experience as an 
amateur copra merchant in the South Seas, and drew a 
humorous picture of life in a coral island.  Of the two 
plans of retirement, Carthew gathered that his own had 
been vastly the more lucrative; but Hadden's trading 
outfit had consisted largely of bottled stout and brown 
sherry for his own consumption. 
</p>
            <p>“I had champagne too,” said Hadden, “but I kept that in 
case of sickness, until I didn't seem to be going to be 
sick, and then I opened a pint every Sunday.  Used to 
sleep all morning, then breakfast with my pint of fizz, 
and lie in a hammock and read Hallam's MIDDLE AGES. 
Have you read that? I always take something solid to 
the islands.  There's no doubt I did the thing in 
rather a fine style; but if it was gone about a little 
cheaper, or there were two of us to bear the expense, 
it ought to pay hand over fist.  I've got the 
influence, you see.  I'm a chief now, and sit in the 
speak-house under my own strip of roof I'd like to see 
them taboo ME! They daren't try it; I've a strong 
party, I can tell you.  Why, I've had upwards of thirty 
cowtops sitting in my front verandah eating tins of 
salmon.” 
</p>
            <p>“Cowtops?” asked Carthew, “what are they?” 
</p>
            <p>“That's what Hallam would call feudal retainers,” 
explained Hadden, not without vainglory.  “They're My 
Followers.  They belong to My Family.  I tell you, they 
come expensive, though; you can't fill up all these 
retainers on tinned salmon for nothing; but whenever I 
could get it, I would give 'em squid.  Squid's good for 
natives, but I don't care for it, do you?—or shark 
either.  It's like the working classes at home.  With 
copra at the price it is, they ought to be willing to 
bear their share of the loss; and so I've told them 
again and again.  I think it's a man's duty to open 
their minds, and I try to, but you can't get political 
economy into them; it doesn't seem to reach their 
intelligence.” 
</p>
            <p>There was an expression still sticking in Carthew's 
memory, and he returned upon it with a smile.  “Talking 
of political economy,” said he, “you said if there were 
two of us to bear the expense, the profits would 
increase.  How do you make out that?” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll show you! I'll figure it out for you!” cried 
Hadden, and with a pencil on the back of the bill of 
fare proceeded to perform miracles.  He was a man, or 
let us rather say a lad, of unusual projective power. 
Give him the faintest hint of any speculation, and the 
figures flowed from him by the page.  A lively 
imagination, and a ready, though inaccurate memory, 
supplied his data; he delivered himself with an 
inimitable heat that made him seem the picture of 
pugnacity; lavished contradiction; had a form of words, 
with or without significance, for every form of 
criticism; and the looker-on alternately smiled at his 
simplicity and fervour, or was amazed by his unexpected 
shrewdness.  He was a kind of Pinkerton in play.  I 
have called Jim's the romance of business; this was its 
Arabian tale. 
</p>
            <p>“Have you any idea what this would cost?” he asked, 
pausing at an item. 
</p>
            <p>“Not I,” said Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Ten pounds ought to be ample,” concluded the 
projector. 
</p>
            <p>“O, nonsense!” cried Carthew.  “Fifty at the very 
least.” 
</p>
            <p>“You told me yourself this moment you knew nothing 
about it!” cried Tommy.  “How can I make a calculation 
if you blow hot and cold? You don't seem able to be 
serious!” 
</p>
            <p>But he consented to raise his estimate to twenty; and a 
little after, the calculation coming out with a 
deficit, cut it down again to five pounds ten, with the 
remark, “I told you it was nonsense.  This sort of 
thing has to be done strictly, or where's the use?” 
</p>
            <p>Some of these processes struck Carthew as unsound; and 
he was at times altogether thrown out by the capricious 
startings of the prophet's mind.  These plunges seemed 
to be gone into for exercise and by the way, like the 
curvets of a willing horse.  Gradually the thing took 
shape; the glittering if baseless edifice arose; and 
the hare still ran on the mountains, but the soup was 
already served in silver plate.  Carthew in a few days 
could command a hundred and fifty pounds; Hadden was 
ready with five hundred; why should they not recruit a 
fellow or two more, charter an old ship, and go 
cruising on their own account? Carthew was an 
experienced yachtsman; Hadden professed himself able to 
“work an approximate sight.” Money was undoubtedly to 
be made, or why should so many vessels cruise about the 
islands? they, who worked their own ship, were sure of 
a still higher profit. 
</p>
            <p>“And whatever else comes of it, you see,” cried Hadden, 
“we get our keep for nothing.—Come, buy some togs, 
that's the first thing you have to do of course; and 
then we'll take a hansom and go to the Currency Lass.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'm going to stick to the togs I have,” said Norris. 
</p>
            <p>“Are you?” cried Hadden.  “Well, I must say I admire 
you.  You're a regular sage.  It's what you call 
Pythagoreanism, isn't it? if I haven't forgotten my 
philosophy.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I call it economy,” returned Carthew.  “If we 
are going to try this thing on, I shall want every 
sixpence. 
</p>
            <p>“You'll see if we're going to try it!” cried Tommy, 
rising radiant from table.  “Only, mark you, Carthew, 
it must be all in your name.  I have capital, you see; 
but you're all right.  You can play VACUUS VIATOR 
if the thing goes wrong.” 
</p>
            <p>“I thought we had just proved it was quite safe,” said 
Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“There's nothing safe in business, my boy,” replied the 
sage; “not even bookmaking.” 
</p>
            <p>The public-house and tea-garden called the Currency 
Lass represented a moderate fortune gained by its 
proprietor, Captain Bostock, during a long, active, and 
occasionally historic career, among the islands. 
Anywhere from Tonga to the Admiralty Isles, he knew the 
ropes and could lie in the native dialect.  He had seen 
the end of sandalwood, the end of oil, and the 
beginning of copra; and he was himself a commercial 
pioneer, the first that ever carried human teeth into 
the Gilberts.  He was tried for his life in Fiji in Sir 
Arthur Gordon's time; and if ever he prayed at all, the 
name of Sir Arthur was certainly not forgotten.  He was 
speared in seven places in New Ireland—the same time 
his mate was killed—the famous “outrage on the brig 
JOLLY ROGER”; but the treacherous savages made little 
by their wickedness, and Bostock, in spite of their 
teeth, got seventy-five head of volunteer labour on 
board, of whom not more than a dozen died of injuries. 
He had a hand, besides, in the amiable pleasantry which 
cost the life of Patteson; and when the sham bishop 
landed, prayed, and gave his benediction to the 
natives, Bostock, arrayed in a female chemise out of 
the traderoom, had stood at his right hand and boomed 
amens.  This, when he was sure he was among good 
fellows, was his favourite yarn.  “Two hundred head of 
labour for a hatful of amens,” he used to name the 
tale; and its sequel, the death of the real bishop, 
struck him as a circumstance of extraordinary humour. 
</p>
            <p>Many of these details were communicated in the hansom, 
to the surprise of Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Why do we want to visit this old ruffian?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“You wait till you hear him,” replied Tommy.  “That man 
knows everything.” 
</p>
            <p>On descending from the hansom at the Currency Lass, 
Hadden was struck with the appearance of the cabman, a 
gross, salt-looking man, red-faced, blue-eyed, short-handed 
and short-winded, perhaps nearing forty. 
</p>
            <p>“Surely I know you?” said he.  “Have you driven me 
before?” 
</p>
            <p>“Many's the time, Mr. Hadden,” returned the driver. 
“The last time you was back from the islands it was me 
that drove you to the races, sir.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right: jump down and have a drink then,” said Tom, 
and he turned and led the way into the garden. 
</p>
            <p>Captain Bostock met the party: he was a slow, sour old 
man, with fishy eyes; greeted Tommy off-hand, and (as 
was afterwards remembered) exchanged winks with the 
driver. 
</p>
            <p>“A bottle of beer for the cabman there at that table,” 
said Tom.  “Whatever you please from shandygaff to 
champagne at this one here; and you sit down with us. 
Let me make you acquainted with my friend Mr. Carthew. 
I've come on business, Billy; I want to consult you as 
a friend; I'm going into the island trade upon my own 
account.” 
</p>
            <p>Doubtless the captain was a mine of counsel, but 
opportunity was denied him.  He could not venture on a 
statement, he was scarce allowed to finish a phrase, 
before Hadden swept him from the field with a volley of 
protest and correction.  That projector, his face 
blazing with inspiration, first laid before him at 
inordinate length a question, and as soon as he 
attempted to reply, leaped at his throat, called his 
facts into question, derided his policy, and at times 
thundered on him from the heights of moral indignation. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon,” he said once.  “I am a gentleman, 
Mr. Carthew here is a gentleman, and we don't mean to 
do that class of business.  Can't you see who you are 
talking to?  Can't you talk sense?  Can't you give us 
“a dead bird” for a good traderoom?” 
</p>
            <p>“No, I don't suppose I can,” returned old Bostock; “not 
when I can't hear my own voice for two seconds 
together.  It was gin and guns I did it with.” 
</p>
            <p>“Take your gin and guns to Putney,” cried Hadden.  “It 
was the thing in your times, that's right enough; but 
you're old now, and the game's up.  I'll tell you 
what's wanted nowadays, Bill Bostock,” said he; and 
did, and took ten minutes to it. 
</p>
            <p>Carthew could not refrain from smiling.  He began to 
think less seriously of the scheme, Hadden appearing 
too irresponsible a guide; but on the other hand, he 
enjoyed himself amazingly.  It was far from being the 
same with Captain Bostock. 
</p>
            <p>“You know a sight, don't you?” remarked that gentleman 
bitterly, when Tommy paused. 
</p>
            <p>“I know a sight more than you, if that's what you 
mean,” retorted Tom.  “It stands to reason I do. 
You're not a man of any education; you've been all your 
life at sea, or in the islands; you don't suppose you 
can give points to a man like me?” 
</p>
            <p>“Here's your health, Tommy,” returned Bostock.  “You'll 
make an A1 bake in the New Hebrides.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's what I call talking,” cried Tom, not perhaps 
grasping the spirit of this doubtful compliment.  “Now 
you give me your attention.  We have the money and the 
enterprise, and I have the experience; what we want is 
a cheap, smart boat, a good captain, and an 
introduction to some house that will give us credit for 
the trade.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I'll tell you,” said Captain Bostock.  “I have 
seen men like you baked and eaten, and complained of 
afterwards.  Some was tough, and some hadn't no 
flaviour,” he added grimly. 
</p>
            <p>“What do you mean by that?” cried Tom. 
</p>
            <p>“I mean I don't care,” cried Bostock.  “It ain't any of 
my interests.  I haven't underwrote your life.  Only 
I'm blest if I'm not sorry for the cannibal as tries to 
eat your head.  And what I recommend is a cheap, smart 
coffin and a good undertaker.  See if you can find a 
house to give you credit for a coffin!  Look at your 
friend there: HE'S got some sense; he's laughing at 
you so as he can't stand.” 
</p>
            <p>The exact degree of ill-feeling in Mr. Bostock's mind 
was difficult to gauge; perhaps there was not much, 
perhaps he regarded his remarks as a form of courtly 
badinage.  But there is little doubt that Hadden 
resented them.  He had even risen from his place, and 
the conference was on the point of breaking up when a 
new voice joined suddenly in the conversation. 
</p>
            <p>The cabman sat with his back turned upon the party, 
smoking a meerschaum pipe.  Not a word of Tommy's 
eloquence had missed him, and he now faced suddenly 
about with these amazing words— 
</p>
            <p>“Excuse me, gentlemen; if you'll buy me the ship I 
want, I'll get you the trade on credit.” 
</p>
            <p>There was a pause. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, what do YOU, mean?” gasped Tommy. 
</p>
            <p>“Better tell 'em who I am, Billy,” said the cabman. 
</p>
            <p>“Think it safe, Joe?” inquired Mr. Bostock. 
</p>
            <p>“I'll take my risk of it,” returned the cabman. 
</p>
            <p>“Gentlemen,” said Bostock, rising suddenly, “let me 
make you acquainted with Captain Wicks of the GRACE 
DARLING.” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, gentlemen, that is what I am,” said the cab-man. 
“You know I've been in trouble, and I don't deny but 
what I struck the blow, and where was I to get evidence 
of my provocation? So I turned to and took a cab, and 
I've driven one for three year now, and nobody the 
wiser.” 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon,” said Carthew, joining almost for 
the first time, “I'm a new chum.  What was the charge?” 
</p>
            <p>“Murder,” said Captain Wicks, “and I don't deny but 
what I struck the blow.  And there's no sense in my 
trying to deny I was afraid to go to trial, or why 
would I be here? But it's a fact it was flat mutiny. 
Ask Billy here.  He knows how it was.” 
</p>
            <p>Carthew breathed long; he had a strange, half-pleasurable 
sense of wading deeper in the tide of life. 
“Well,” said he, “you were going on to say?” 
</p>
            <p>“I was going on to say this,” said the captain 
sturdily.  “I've overheard what Mr. Hadden has been 
saying, and I think he talks good sense.  I like some 
of his ideas first chop.  He's sound on traderooms; 
he's all there on the traderoom, and I see that he and 
I would pull together.  Then you're both gentlemen, and 
I like that,” observed Captain Wicks.  “And then I'll 
tell you I'm tired of this cabbing cruise, and I want 
to get to work again.  Now, here's my offer.  I've a 
little money I can stakeup—all of a hundred anyway. 
Then my old firm will give me trade, and jump at the 
chance; they never lost by me; they know what I'm worth 
as supercargo.  And, last of all, you want a good 
captain to sail your ship for you.  Well, here I am. 
I've sailed schooners for ten years.  Ask Billy if I 
can handle a schooner.” 
</p>
            <p>“No man better,” said Billy. 
</p>
            <p>“And as for my character as a shipmate,” concluded 
Wicks, “go and ask my old firm.” 
</p>
            <p>“But, look here!” cried Hadden, “how do you mean to 
manage? You can whisk round in a hansom and no questions 
asked; but if you try to come on a quarter-deck, my boy, 
you'll get nabbed.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll have to keep back till the last,” replied Wicks, 
“and take another name.” 
</p>
            <p>“But how about clearing? What other name?” asked Tommy, 
a little bewildered. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't know yet,” returned the captain, with a grin. 
“I'll see what the name is on my new certificate, and 
that'll be good enough for me.  If I can't get one to 
buy, though I never heard of such a thing, there's old 
Kirkup, he's turned some sort of farmer down Bondi way; 
he'll hire me his.” 
</p>
            <p>“You seemed to speak as if you had a ship in view,” 
said Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“So I have too,” said Captain Wicks, “and a beauty. 
Schooner yacht DREAM—got lines you never saw the 
beat of, and a witch to go.  She passed me once off 
Thursday Island, doing two knots to my one and lying a 
point and a half better, and the GRACE DARLING was 
a ship that I was proud of I took and tore my hair. 
The DREAM'S been my dream ever since.  That was in 
her old days, when she carried a blue ens'n.  Grant 
Sanderson was the party as owned her; he was rich and 
mad, and got a fever at last somewhere about the Fly 
River and took and died.  The captain brought the body 
back to Sydney and paid off.  Well, it turned out Grant 
Sanderson had left any quantity of wills and any 
quantity of widows, and no fellow could make out which 
was the genuine article.  All the widows brought 
lawsuits against all the rest, and every will had a 
firm of lawyers on the quarter-deck as long as your 
arm.  They tell me it was one of the biggest turns-to 
that ever was seen, bar Tichborne; the Lord Chamberlain 
himself was floored, and so was the Lord Chancellor, 
and all that time the DREAM lay rotting up by Glebe 
Point.  Well, it's done now; they've picked out a widow 
and a will—tossed up for it, as like as not—and the 
DREAM'S for sale.  She'll go cheap; she's had a 
long turn-to at rotting.” 
</p>
            <p>“What size is she?” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, big enough.  We don't want her bigger.  A 
hundred and ninety, going two hundred,” replied the 
captain.  “She's fully big for us three; it would be 
all the better if we had another hand, though it's a 
pity too, when you can pick up natives for half 
nothing.  Then we must have a cook.  I can fix raw 
sailor-men, but there's no going to sea with a new-chum 
cook.  I can lay hands on the man we want for that: a 
Highway boy, an old shipmate of mine, of the name of 
Amalu.  Cooks first-rate, and it's always better to 
have a native; he ain't fly, you can turn him to as you 
please, and he don't know enough to stand out for his 
rights.” 
</p>
            <p>From the moment that Captain Wicks joined in the 
conversation Carthew recovered interest and confidence; 
the man (whatever he might have done) was plainly 
good-natured, and plainly capable; if he thought well of the 
enterprise, offered to contribute money, brought 
experience, and could thus solve at a word the problem 
of the trade, Carthew was content to go ahead.  As for 
Hadden, his cup was full; he and Bostock forgave each 
other in champagne; toast followed toast; it was 
proposed and carried amid acclamation to change the 
name of the schooner (when she should be bought) to the 
CURRENCY LASS; and the “Currency Lass Island 
Trading Company “ was practically founded before dusk. 
</p>
            <p>Three days later, Carthew stood before the lawyer, 
still in his jean suit, received his hundred and fifty 
pounds, and proceeded rather timidly to ask for more 
indulgence. 
</p>
            <p>“I have a chance to get on in the world,” he said.  “By 
to-morrow evening I expect to be part owner of a ship.” 
</p>
            <p>“Dangerous property, Mr. Carthew,” said the lawyer. 
</p>
            <p>“Not if the partners work her themselves, and stand to 
go down along with her,” was the reply. 
</p>
            <p>“I conceive it possible you might make something of it 
in that way,” returned the other.  “But are you a 
seaman? I thought you had been in the diplomatic 
service.” 
</p>
            <p>“I am an old yachtsman,” said Norris; “and I must do 
the best I can.  A fellow can't live in New South Wales 
upon diplomacy.  But the point I wish to prepare you 
for is this.  It will be impossible I should present 
myself here next quarter-day; we expect to make a six 
months' cruise of it among the islands.” 
</p>
            <p>“Sorry, Mr. Carthew: I can't hear of that,” replied the 
lawyer. 
</p>
            <p>“I mean upon the same conditions as the last,” said 
Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“The conditions are exactly opposite,” said the lawyer. 
“Last time I had reason to know you were in the colony, 
and even then I stretched a point.  This time, by your 
own confession, you are contemplating a breach of the 
agreement; and I give you warning if you carry it out, 
and I receive proof of it (for I will agree to regard 
this conversation as confidential), I shall have no 
choice but to do my duty.  Be here on quarter-day, or 
your allowance ceases.” 
</p>
            <p>“This is very hard, and, I think, rather silly,” 
returned Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“It is not of my doing.  I have my instructions,” said 
the lawyer. 
</p>
            <p>“And you so read these instructions that I am to be 
prohibited from making an honest livelihood?” asked 
Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Let us be frank,” said the lawyer; “I find nothing in 
these instructions about an honest livelihood.  I have 
no reason to suppose my clients care anything about 
that.  I have reason to suppose only one thing—that 
they mean you shall stay in this colony, and to guess 
another, Mr. Carthew.  And to guess another.” 
</p>
            <p>“What do you mean by that?” asked Norris. 
</p>
            <p>“I mean that I imagine, on very strong grounds, that 
your family desire to see no more of you,” said the 
lawyer.  “O, they may be very wrong; but that is the 
impression conveyed, that is what I suppose I am paid 
to bring about, and I have no choice but to try and 
earn my hire.” 
</p>
            <p>“I would scorn to deceive you,” said Norris, with a 
strong flush; “you have guessed rightly.  My family 
refuse to see me; but I am not going to England, I am 
going to the islands.  How does that affect the 
islands?” 
</p>
            <p>“Ah, but I don't know that you are going to the 
islands, said the lawyer, looking down, and spearing 
the blotting-paper with a pencil. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon.  I have the pleasure of informing 
you,” said Norris. 
</p>
            <p>“I am afraid, Mr. Carthew, that I cannot regard that 
communication as official,” was the slow reply. 
</p>
            <p>“I am not accustomed to have my word doubted!” cried 
Norris. 
</p>
            <p>“Hush! I allow no one to raise his voice in my office,” 
said the lawyer.  “And for that matter—you seem to be 
a young gentleman of sense—consider what I know of 
you.  You are a discarded son; your family pays money 
to be shut of you.  What have you done? I don't know. 
But do you not see how foolish I should be, if I 
exposed my business reputation on the safeguard of the 
honour of a gentleman of whom I know just so much and 
no more? This interview is very disagreeable.  Why 
prolong it?  Write home, get my instructions changed, 
and I will change my behaviour.  Not otherwise.” 
</p>
            <p>“I am very fond of three hundred a year,” said Norris, 
“but I cannot pay the price required.  I shall not have 
the pleasure of seeing you again.” 
</p>
            <p>“You must please yourself,” said the lawyer.  “Fail to 
be here next quarter-day, and the thing stops.  But I 
warn you, and I mean the warning in a friendly spirit. 
Three months later you will be here begging, and I 
shall have no choice but to show you in the street.” 
</p>
            <p>“I wish you a good-evening,” said Norris. 
</p>
            <p>“The same to you, Mr. Carthew,” retorted the lawyer, 
and rang for his clerk. 
</p>
            <p>So it befell that Norris, during what remained to him 
of arduous days in Sydney, saw not again the face of 
his legal adviser; and he was already at sea, and land 
was out of sight, when Hadden brought him a Sydney 
paper, over which he had been dozing in the shadow of 
the galley, and showed him an advertisement: 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Norris Carthew is earnestly entreated to call 
without delay at the office of Mr. —, where 
important intelligence awaits him.” 
</p>
            <p>“It must manage to wait for me six months,” said Norris 
lightly enough, but yet conscious of a pang of 
curiosity. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c23" type="chapter">
            <head>XXIII — THE BUDGET OF THE “CURRENCY LASS”</head>
            <p>BEFORE noon, on the 26th November, there cleared from 
the port of Sydney the schooner CURRENCY LASS.  The 
owner, Norris Carthew, was on board in the somewhat 
unusual position of mate; the master's name purported 
to be William Kirkup; the cook was a Hawaiian boy, 
Joseph Amalu; and there were two hands before the mast, 
Thomas Hadden and Richard Hemstead, the latter chosen 
partly because of his humble character, partly because 
he had an odd-jobman's handiness with tools.  The 
CURRENCY LASS was bound for the South Sea Islands, and 
first of all for Butaritari in the Gilberts, on a 
register; but it was understood about the harbour that 
her cruise was more than half a pleasure trip.  A 
friend of the late Grant Sanderson (of Auchentroon and 
Kilclarty) might have recognised in that tall-masted 
ship the transformed and rechristened DREAM; and 
the Lloyd's surveyor, had the services of such a one 
been called in requisition, must have found abundant 
subject of remark. 
</p>
            <p>For time, during her three years' inaction, had eaten 
deep into the DREAM and her fittings; she had sold 
in consequence a shade above her value as old junk; and 
the three adventurers had scarce been able to afford 
even the most vital repairs.  The rigging, indeed, had 
been partly renewed, and the rest set up; all Grant 
Sanderson's old canvas had been patched together into 
one decently serviceable suit of sails; Grant 
Sanderson's masts still stood, and might have wondered 
at themselves.  “I haven't the heart to tap them,” 
Captain Wicks used to observe, as he squinted up their 
height or patted their rotundity; and “as rotten as our 
foremast” was an accepted metaphor in the ship's 
company.  The sequel rather suggests it may have been 
sounder than was thought; but no one knew for certain, 
just as no one except the captain appreciated the 
dangers of the cruise.  The captain, indeed, saw with 
clear eyes and spoke his mind aloud; and though a man 
of an astonishing hot-blooded courage, following life 
and taking its dangers in the spirit of a hound upon 
the slot, he had made a point of a big whaleboat. 
“Take your choice,” he had said; “either new masts and 
rigging or that boat.  I simply ain't going to sea 
without the one or the other.  Chicken-coops are good 
enough, no doubt, and so is a dinghy; but they ain't 
for Joe.” And his partners had been forced to consent, 
and saw six-and-thirty pounds of their small capital 
vanish in the turn of a hand. 
</p>
            <p>All four had toiled the best part of six weeks getting 
ready; and though Captain Wicks was of course not seen 
or heard of, a fifth was there to help them, a fellow 
in a bushy red beard, which he would sometimes lay 
aside when he was below, and who strikingly resembled 
Captain Wicks in voice and character.  As for Captain 
Kirkup, he did not appear till the last moment, when he 
proved to be a burly mariner, bearded like Abou Ben 
Adhem.  All the way down the harbour and through the 
Heads, his milk-white whiskers blew in the wind and 
were conspicuous from shore; but the CURRENCY LASS 
had no sooner turned her back upon the lighthouse than 
he went below for the inside of five seconds and 
reappeared clean shaven.  So many doublings and devices 
were required to get to sea with an unseaworthy ship 
and a captain that was “wanted.” Nor might even these 
have sufficed, but for the fact that Hadden was a 
public character, and the whole cruise regarded with an 
eye of indulgence as one of Tom's engaging 
eccentricities.  The ship, besides, had been a yacht 
before: and it came the more natural to allow her still 
some of the dangerous liberties of her old employment. 
</p>
            <p>A strange ship they had made of it, her lofty spars 
disfigured with patched canvas, her panelled cabin 
fitted for a traderoom with rude shelves.  And the life 
they led in that anomalous schooner was no less curious 
than herself Amalu alone berthed forward; the rest 
occupied staterooms, camped upon the satin divans, and 
sat down in Grant Sanderson's parquetry smoking-room to 
meals of junk and potatoes, bad of their kind, and 
often scant in quantity.  Hemstead grumbled; Tommy had 
occasional moments of revolt, and increased the 
ordinary by a few haphazard tins or a bottle of his own 
brown sherry.  But Hemstead grumbled from habit, Tommy 
revolted only for the moment, and there was underneath 
a real and general acquiescence in these hardships. 
For besides onions and potatoes, the CURRENCY LASS 
may be said to have gone to sea without stores.  She 
carried two thousand pounds' worth of assorted trade, 
advanced on credit, their whole hope and fortune.  It 
was upon this that they subsisted—mice in their own 
granary.  They dined upon their future profits; and 
every scanty meal was so much in the savings bank. 
</p>
            <p>Republican as were their manners, there was no 
practical, at least no dangerous, lack of discipline. 
Wicks was the only sailor on board, there was none to 
criticise; and besides, he was so easy-going, and so 
merry-minded, that none could bear to disappoint him. 
Carthew did his best, partly for the love of doing it, 
partly for love of the captain; Amalu was a willing 
drudge, and even Hemstead and Hadden turned to upon 
occasion with a will.  Tommy's department was the trade 
and traderoom; he would work down in the hold or over 
the shelves of the cabin, till the Sydney dandy was 
unrecognisable; come up at last, draw a bucket of 
sea-water, bathe, change, and lie down on deck over a big 
sheaf of Sydney HERALDS and DEAD BIRDS, or 
perhaps with a volume of Buckle's HISTORY OF 
CIVILISATION, the standard work selected for that 
cruise.  In the latter case a smile went round the 
ship, for Buckle almost invariably laid his student 
out, and when Tom awoke again he was almost always in 
the humour for brown sherry.  The connection was so 
well established that “a glass of Buckle” or “a bottle 
of civilisation” became current pleasantries on board 
the CURRENCY LASS. 
</p>
            <p>Hemstead's province was that of the repairs, and he had 
his hands full.  Nothing on board but was decayed in a 
proportion: the lamps leaked, so did the decks; door-knobs 
came off in the hand, mouldings parted company 
with the panels, the pump declined to suck, and the 
defective bathroom came near to swamp the ship.  Wicks 
insisted that all the nails were long ago consumed, and 
that she was only glued together by the rust.  “You 
shouldn't make me laugh so much, Tommy,” he would say. 
“I'm afraid I'll shake the sternpost out of her.” And, 
as Hemstead went to and fro with his tool-basket on an 
endless round of tinkering, Wicks lost no opportunity 
of chaffing him upon his duties.  “If you'd turn to at 
sailoring or washing paint or something useful, now,” 
he would say, “I could see the fun of it.  But to be 
mending things that haven't no insides to them appears 
to me the height of foolishness.” And doubtless these 
continual pleasantries helped to reassure the landsmen, 
who went to and fro unmoved, under circumstances that 
might have daunted Nelson. 
</p>
            <p>The weather was from the outset splendid, and the wind 
fair and steady.  The ship sailed like a witch.  “This 
CURRENCY LASS is a powerful old girl, and has more 
complaints than I would care to put a name on,” the 
captain would say, as he pricked the chart; “but she 
could show her blooming heels to anything of her size 
in the Western Pacific.” To wash decks, relieve the 
wheel, do the day's work after dinner on the smoking-room 
table, and take in kites at night—such was the 
easy routine of their life.  In the evening—above all, 
if Tommy had produced some of his civilisation—yarns 
and music were the rule.  Amalu had a sweet Hawaiian 
voice; and Hemstead, a great hand upon the banjo, 
accompanied his own quavering tenor with effect.  There 
was a sense in which the little man could sing.  It was 
great to hear him deliver “My Boy Tammie” in 
Austrylian; and the words (some of the worst of the 
ruffian Macneill's) were hailed in his version with 
inextinguishable mirth. 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p>“Where hye ye been a' dye?” 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p>he would ask, and answer himself:— 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p>“I've been by burn and flowery brye, 
Meadow green and mountain grye, 
Courtin' o' this young thing, 
Just come frye her mammie.” 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p>It was the accepted jest for all hands to greet the 
conclusion of this song with the simultaneous cry, “My 
word!” thus winging the arrow of ridicule with a 
feather from the singer's wing.  But he had his revenge 
with “Home, Sweet Home,” and “Where is my Wandering Boy 
To-night?”—ditties into which he threw the most 
intolerable pathos.  It appeared he had no home, nor 
had ever had one, nor yet any vestige of a family, 
except a truculent uncle, a baker in Newcastle, N.S.W. 
His domestic sentiment was therefore wholly in the air, 
and expressed an unrealised ideal.  Or perhaps, of all 
his experiences, this of the CURRENCY LASS, with 
its kindly, playful, and tolerant society, approached 
it the most nearly. 
</p>
            <p>It is perhaps because I know the sequel, but I can 
never think upon this voyage without a profound sense 
of pity and mystery; of the ship (once the whim of a 
rich blackguard) faring with her battered fineries and 
upon her homely errand, across the plains of ocean, and 
past the gorgeous scenery of dawn and sunset; and the 
ship's company, so strangely assembled, so Britishly 
chuckle-headed, filling their days with chaff in place 
of conversation; no human book on board with them 
except Hadden's Buckle, and not a creature fit either 
to read or to understand it; and the one mark of any 
civilised interest being when Carthew filled in his 
spare hours with the pencil and the brush: the whole 
unconscious crew of them posting in the meanwhile 
towards so tragic a disaster. 
</p>
            <p>Twenty-eight days out of Sydney, on Christmas Eve, they 
fetched up to the entrance of the lagoon, and plied all 
that night outside, keeping their position by the 
lights of fishers on the reef, and the outlines of the 
palms against the cloudy sky.  With the break of day 
the schooner was hove-to, and the signal for a pilot 
shown.  But it was plain her lights must have been 
observed in the darkness by the native fishermen, and 
word carried to the settlement, for a boat was already 
under weigh.  She came towards them across the lagoon 
under a great press of sail, lying dangerously down, so 
that at times, in the heavier puffs, they thought she 
would turn turtle; covered the distance in fine style, 
luffed up smartly alongside, and emitted a 
haggard-looking white man in pyjamas. 
</p>
            <p>“Good-mornin', cap'n,” said he, when he had made good 
his entrance.  “I was taking you for a Fiji man-of-war, 
what with your flush decks and them spars.  Well, 
gen'lemen all, here's wishing you a merry Christmas and 
a happy New Year,” he added, and lurched against a 
stay. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, you're never the pilot?” exclaimed Wicks, 
studying him with a profound disfavour.  “You've never 
taken a ship in—don't tell me!” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I should guess I have,” returned the pilot. 
“I'm Captain Dobbs, I am; and when I take charge, the 
captain of that ship can go below and shave.” 
</p>
            <p>“But, man alive! you're drunk, man!” cried the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“Drunk!” repeated Dobbs.  “You can't have seen much 
life if you call me drunk.  I'm only just beginning. 
Come night, I won't say; I guess I'll be properly full 
by then.  But now I'm the soberest man in all Big 
Muggin.” 
</p>
            <p>“It won't do,” retorted Wicks.  “Not for Joseph, sir. 
I can't have you piling up my schooner.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” said Dobbs, “lay and rot where you are, or 
take and go in and pile her up for yourself like the 
captain of the LESLIE.  That's business, I guess; 
grudged me twenty dollars' pilotage, and lost twenty 
thousand in trade and a brand-new schooner; ripped the 
keel right off of her, and she went down in the inside 
of four minutes, and lies in twenty fathom, trade and 
all.” 
</p>
            <p>“What's all this?” cried Wicks.  “Trade? What vessel 
was this LESLIE, anyhow?” 
</p>
            <p>“Consigned to Cohen and Co., from 'Frisco,” returned 
the pilot, “and badly wanted.  There's a barque inside 
filling up for Hamburg—you see her spars over there; 
and there's two more ships due, all the way from 
Germany, one in two months, they say, and one in three; 
Cohen and Co.'s agent (that's Mr. Topelius) has taken 
and lain down with the jaundice on the strength of it. 
I guess most people would, in his shoes; no trade, no 
copra, and twenty hundred ton of shipping due.  If 
you've any copra on board, cap'n, here's your chance. 
Topelius will buy, gold down, and give three cents. 
It's all found money to him, the way it is, whatever he 
pays for it.  And that's what come of going back on the 
pilot.” 
</p>
            <p>“Excuse me one moment, Captain Dobbs.  I wish to speak 
with my mate,” said the captain, whose face had begun 
to shine and his eyes to sparkle. 
</p>
            <p>“Please yourself,” replied the pilot.—“You couldn't 
think of offering a man a nip, could you? just to brace 
him up.  This kind of thing looks damned inhospitable, 
and gives a schooner a bad name.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll talk about that after the anchor's down,” 
returned Wicks, and he drew Carthew forward.—“I say,” 
he whispered, “here's a fortune.” 
</p>
            <p>“How much do you call that?” asked Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“I can't put a figure on it yet—I daren't!” said the 
captain.  “We might cruise twenty years and not find 
the match of it.  And suppose another ship came in to-night? 
Everything's possible! And the difficulty is 
this Dobbs.  He's as drunk as a marine.  How can we 
trust him? We ain't insured—worse luck!” 
</p>
            <p>“Suppose you took him aloft and got him to point out 
the channel?” suggested Carthew.  “If he tallied at all 
with the chart, and didn't fall out of the rigging, 
perhaps we might risk it.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, all's risk here,” returned the captain.  “Take 
the wheel yourself, and stand by.  Mind, if there's two 
orders, follow mine, not his.  Set the cook for'ard 
with the heads'ls, and the two others at the main 
sheet, and see they don't sit on it.” With that he 
called the pilot; they swarmed aloft in the fore 
rigging, and presently after there was bawled down the 
welcome order to ease sheets and fill away. 
</p>
            <p>At a quarter before nine o'clock on Christmas morning 
the anchor was let go. 
</p>
            <p>The first cruise of the CURRENCY LASS had thus 
ended in a stroke of fortune almost beyond hope.  She 
had brought two thousand pounds' worth of trade, 
straight as a homing pigeon, to the place where it was 
most required.  And Captain Wicks (or, rather, Captain 
Kirkup) showed himself the man to make the best of his 
advantage.  For hard upon two days he walked a verandah 
with Topelius, for hard upon two days his partners 
watched from the neighbouring public-house the field of 
battle; and the lamps were not yet lighted on the 
evening of the second before the enemy surrendered. 
Wicks came across to the Sans Souci, as the saloon was 
called, his face nigh black, his eyes almost closed and 
all bloodshot, and yet bright as lighted matches. 
</p>
            <p>“Come out here, boys,” he said; and when they were some 
way off among the palms, “I hold twenty-four,” he added 
in a voice scarcely recognisable, and doubtless 
referring to the venerable game of cribbage. 
</p>
            <p>“What do you mean?” asked Tommy. 
</p>
            <p>“I've sold the trade,” answered Wicks; “or, rather, 
I've sold only some of it, for I've kept back all the 
mess beef, and half the flour and biscuit, and, by God, 
we're still provisioned for four months! By God, it's 
as good as stolen!” 
</p>
            <p>“My word!” cried Hemstead. 
</p>
            <p>“But what have you sold it for?” gasped Carthew, the 
captain's almost insane excitement shaking his nerve. 
</p>
            <p>“Let me tell it my own way,” cried Wicks, loosening his 
neck.  “Let me get at it gradual or I'll explode.  I've 
not only sold it, boys, I've wrung out a charter on my 
own terms to 'Frisco and back,—on my own terms.  I 
made a point of it.  I fooled him first by making 
believe I wanted copra, which, of course, I knew he 
wouldn't hear of—couldn't, in fact; and whenever he 
showed fight I trotted out the copra, and that man 
dived! I would take nothing but copra, you see; and so 
I've got the blooming lot in specie—all but two short 
bills on 'Frisco.  And the sum? Well, this whole 
adventure, including two thousand pounds of credit, 
cost us two thousand seven hundred and some odd. 
That's all paid back; in thirty days' cruise we've paid 
for the schooner and the trade.  Heard ever any man the 
match of that? And it's not all! For besides that,” 
said the captain, hammering his words, “we've got 
thirteen blooming hundred pounds of profit to divide. 
I bled him in four thou.!” he cried, in a voice that 
broke like a schoolboy's. 
</p>
            <p>For a moment the partners looked upon their chief with 
stupefaction, incredulous surprise their only feeling. 
Tommy was the first to grasp the consequences. 
</p>
            <p>“Here,” he said in a hard business tone, “come back to 
that saloon: I've got to get drunk.” 
</p>
            <p>“You must please excuse me, boys,” said the captain 
earnestly.  “I daren't taste nothing.  If I was to 
drink one glass of beer it's my belief I'd have the 
apoplexy.  The last scrimmage and the blooming triumph 
pretty nigh-hand done me.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, then, three cheers for the captain,” proposed 
Tommy. 
</p>
            <p>But Wicks held up a shaking hand.  “Not that either, 
boys,” he pleaded.  “Think of the other buffer, and let 
him down easy.  If I'm like this, just fancy what 
Topelius is.  If he heard us singing out, he'd have the 
staggers.” 
</p>
            <p>As a matter of fact, Topelius accepted his defeat with 
a good grace; but the crew of the wrecked LESLIE, 
who were in the same employment, and loyal to their 
firm, took the thing more bitterly.  Rough words and 
ugly looks were common.  Once even they hooted Captain 
Wicks from the saloon verandah; the Currency Lasses 
drew out on the other side; for some minutes there had 
like to have been a battle in Butaritari; and though 
the occasion passed off without blows, it left on 
either side an increase of ill-feeling. 
</p>
            <p>No such small matter could affect the happiness of the 
successful traders.  Five days more the ship lay in the 
lagoon, with little employment for any one but Tommy 
and the captain, for Topelius's natives discharged 
cargo and brought ballast.  The time passed like a 
pleasant dream; the adventurers sat up half the night 
debating and praising their good fortune, or strayed by 
day in the narrow isle gaping like Cockney tourists, 
and on the first of the new year the CURRENCY LASS 
weighed anchor for the second time and set sail for 
'Frisco, attended by the same fine weather and good 
luck.  She crossed the doldrums with but small delay; 
on a wind and in ballast of broken coral she outdid 
expectations; and, what added to the happiness of the 
ship's company, the small amount of work that fell on 
them to do was now lessened by the presence of another 
hand.  This was the boatswain of the LESLIE.  He 
had been on bad terms with his own captain, had already 
spent his wages in the saloons of Butaritari, had 
wearied of the place, and while all his shipmates 
coldly refused to set foot on board the CURRENCY 
LASS, he had offered to work his passage to the coast. 
He was a north of Ireland man, between Scotch and 
Irish, rough, loud, humorous, and emotional, not 
without sterling qualities, and an expert and careful 
sailor.  His frame of mind was different indeed from 
that of his new shipmates.  Instead of making an 
unexpected fortune he had lost a berth, and he was 
besides disgusted with the rations, and really appalled 
at the condition of the schooner.  A stateroom door had 
stuck the first day at sea, and Mac (as they called 
him) laid his strength to it and plucked it from the 
hinges. 
</p>
            <p>“Glory!” said he, “this ship's rotten!” 
</p>
            <p>“I believe you, my boy,” said Captain Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>The next day the sailor was observed with his nose 
aloft. 
</p>
            <p>“Don't you get looking at these sticks,” the captain 
said, “or you'll have a fit and fall overboard.” 
</p>
            <p>Mac turned towards the speaker with rather a wild eye. 
“Why, I see what looks like a patch of dry rot up 
yonder, that I bet I could stick my fist into,” said 
he. 
</p>
            <p>“Looks as if a fellow could stick his head into it, 
don't it?” returned Wicks.  “But there's no good prying 
into things that can't be mended.” 
</p>
            <p>“I think I was a Currency Ass to come on board of her!” 
reflected Mac. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I never said she was seaworthy,” replied the 
captain; “I only said she could show her blooming heels 
to anything afloat.  And besides, I don't know that 
it's dry rot; I kind of sometimes hope it isn't.—Here; 
turn to and heave the log; that'll cheer you up.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, there's no denying it, you're a holy captain,” 
said Mac. 
</p>
            <p>And from that day on he made but the one reference to 
the ship's condition; and that was whenever Tommy drew 
upon his cellar.  “Here's to the junk trade!” he would 
say, as he held out his can of sherry. 
</p>
            <p>“Why do you always say that?” asked Tommy. 
</p>
            <p>“I had an uncle in the business,” replied Mac, and 
launched at once into a yarn, in which an incredible 
number of the characters were “laid out as nice as you 
would want to see,” and the oaths made up about 
two-fifths of every conversation. 
</p>
            <p>Only once he gave them a taste of his violence; he 
talked of it, indeed, often; “I'm rather a voilent 
man,” he would say, not without pride; but this was the 
only specimen.  Of a sudden he turned on Hemstead in 
the ship's waist, knocked him against the foresail 
boom, then knocked him under it, and had set him up and 
knocked him down once more, before any one had drawn a 
breath. 
</p>
            <p>“Here! Belay that!” roared Wicks, leaping to his feet. 
“I won't have none of this.” 
</p>
            <p>Mac turned to the captain with ready civility.  “I only 
want to learn him manners,” said he.  “He took and 
called me Irishman.” 
</p>
            <p>“Did he?” said Wicks.  “O, that's a different story!— 
“That made you do it, you tomfool? You ain't big enough 
to call any man that.” 
</p>
            <p>“I didn't call him it,” spluttered Hemstead, through 
his blood and tears.  “I only mentioned-like he was.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, let's have no more of it,” said Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“But you ARE Irish, ain't you?” Carthew asked of 
his new shipmate shortly after. 
</p>
            <p>“I may be,” replied Mac, “but I'll allow no Sydney duck 
to call me so.  No,” he added, with a sudden heated 
countenance, “nor any Britisher that walks! Why, look 
here,” he went on, “you're a young swell, aren't you? 
Suppose I called you that!” I'll show you,” you would 
say, and turn to and take it out of me straight.” 
</p>
            <p>On the 28th of January, when in lat. 27 degrees 20” N., 
long. 177 degrees W., the wind chopped suddenly into 
the west, not very strong, but puffy and with flaws of 
rain.  The captain, eager for easting, made a fair wind 
of it and guyed the booms out wing and wing.  It was 
Tommy's trick at the wheel, and as it was within half 
an hour of the relief (7.30 in the morning), the 
captain judged it not worth while to change him. 
</p>
            <p>The puffs were heavy, but short; there was nothing to 
be called a squall, no danger to the ship, and scarce 
more than usual to the doubtful spars.  All hands were 
on deck in their oilskins, expecting breakfast; the 
galley smoked, the ship smelt of coffee, all were in 
good humour to be speeding east-ward a full nine; when 
the rotten foresail tore suddenly between two cloths, 
and then split to either hand.  It was for all the 
world as though some archangel with a huge sword had 
slashed it with the figure of a cross; all hands ran to 
secure the slatting canvas; and in the sudden uproar 
and alert, Tommy Hadden lost his head.  Many of his 
days have been passed since then in explaining how the 
thing happened; of these explanations it will be 
sufficient to say that they were all different, and 
none satisfactory: and the gross fact remains that the 
main boom gybed, carried away the tackle, broke the 
mainmast some three feet above the deck and whipped it 
over-board.  For near a minute the suspected foremast 
gallantly resisted; then followed its companion; and by 
the time the wreck was cleared, of the whole beautiful 
fabric that enabled them to skim the seas, two ragged 
stumps remained. 
</p>
            <p>In these vast and solitary waters, to be dismasted is 
perhaps the worst calamity.  Let the ship turn turtle 
and go down, and at least the pang is over.  But men 
chained on a hulk may pass months scanning the empty 
sea-line and counting the steps of death's invisible 
approach.  There is no help but in the boats, and what 
a help is that! There heaved the CURRENCY LASS, for 
instance, a wingless lump, and the nearest human coast 
(that of Kauai in the Sandwiches) lay about a thousand 
miles to south and east of her.  Over the way there, to 
men contemplating that passage in an open boat, all 
kinds of misery, and the fear of death and of madness, 
brooded. 
</p>
            <p>A serious company sat down to breakfast; but the 
captain helped his neighbours with a smile. 
</p>
            <p>“Now, boys,” he said, after a pull at the hot coffee, 
“we're done with this CURRENCY LASS and no mistake. 
One good job: we made her pay while she lasted, and she 
paid first-rate; and if we were to try our hand again, 
we can try in style.  Another good job: we have a fine, 
stiff, roomy boat, and you know who you have to thank 
for that.  We've got six lives to save, and a pot of 
money; and the point is, where are we to take 'em?” 
</p>
            <p>“It's all two thousand miles to the nearest of the 
Sandwiches, I fancy,” observed Mac. 
</p>
            <p>“No, not so bad as that,” returned the captain.  “But 
it's bad enough; rather better'n a thousand.” 
</p>
            <p>“I know a man who once did twelve hundred in a boat,” 
said Mac, “and he had all he wanted.  He fetched ashore 
in the Marquesas, and never set a foot on anything 
floating from that day to this.  He said he would 
rather put a pistol to his head and knock his brains 
out.” 
</p>
            <p>“Ay, ay!” said Wicks.  “Well I remember a boat's crew 
that made this very island of Kauai, and from just 
about where we lie, or a bit further.  When they got up 
with the land they were clean crazy.  There was an 
iron-bound coast and an Old Bob Ridley of a surf on. 
The natives hailed 'em from fishing-boats, and sung out 
it couldn't be done at the money.  Much they cared! 
there was the land, that was all they knew; and they 
turned to and drove the boat slap ashore in the thick 
of it, and was all drowned but one.  No; boat trips are 
my eye,” concluded the captain gloomily. 
</p>
            <p>The tone was surprising in a man of his indomitable 
temper.  “Come, captain,” said Carthew, “you have 
something else up your sleeve; out with it!” 
</p>
            <p>“It's a fact,” admitted Wicks.  “You see there's a raft 
of little bally reefs about here, kind of chicken-pox 
on the chart.  Well, I looked 'em all up, and there's 
one—Midway or Brooks they call it, not forty mile from 
our assigned position—that I got news of.  It turns 
out it's a coaling station of the Pacific Mail,” he 
said simply. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, and I know it ain't no such a thing,” said Mac. 
“I been quartermaster in that line myself.” 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” returned Wicks.  “There's the book.  Read 
what Hoyt says—read it aloud and let the others hear.” 
</p>
            <p>Hoyt's falsehood (as readers know) was explicit; 
incredulity was impossible, and the news itself 
delightful beyond hope.  Each saw in his mind's eye the 
boat draw in to a trim island with a wharf, coal-sheds, 
gardens, the Stars and Stripes, and the white cottage 
of the keeper; saw themselves idle a few weeks in 
tolerable quarters, and then step on board the China 
mail, romantic waifs, and yet with pocketsful of money, 
calling for champagne, and waited on by troops of 
stewards.  Breakfast, that had begun so dully, ended 
amid sober jubilation, and all hands turned immediately 
to prepare the boat. 
</p>
            <p>Now that all spars were gone, it was no easy job to get 
her launched.  Some of the necessary cargo was first 
stowed on board: the specie, in particular, being 
packed in a strong chest and secured with lashings to 
the afterthwart in case of a capsize.  Then a piece of 
the bulwark was razed to the level of the deck, and the 
boat swung thwart-ship, made fast with a slack line to 
either stump, and successfully run out.  For a voyage 
of forty miles to hospitable quarters, not much food or 
water was required; but they took both in superfluity. 
Amalu and Mac, both ingrained sailor-men, had chests 
which were the headquarters of their lives; two more 
chests with handbags, oilskins, and blankets supplied 
the others; Hadden, amid general applause, added the 
last case of the brown sherry; the captain brought the 
log, instruments, and chronometer; nor did Hemstead 
forget the banjo or a pinned handkerchief of Butaritari 
shells. 
</p>
            <p>It was about three P.M. when they pushed off, and (the 
wind being still westerly) fell to the oars.  “Well, 
we've got the guts out of YOU!” was the captain's 
nodded farewell to the hulk of the CURRENCY LASS, 
which presently shrank and faded in the sea.  A little 
after a calm succeeded, with much rain; and the first 
meal was eaten, and the watch below lay down to their 
uneasy slumber on the bilge under a roaring shower-bath. 
The 29th dawned overhead from out of ragged 
clouds; there is no moment when a boat at sea appears 
so trenchantly black and so conspicuously little; and 
the crew looked about them at the sky and water with a 
thrill of loneliness and fear.  With sunrise the trade 
set in, lusty and true to the point; sail was made; the 
boat flew; and by about four in the afternoon they were 
well up with the closed part of the reef, and the 
captain standing on the thwart, and holding by the 
mast, was studying the island through the binoculars. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, and where's your station?” cried Mac. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't someway pick it up,” replied the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“No, nor never will!” retorted Mac, with a clang of 
despair and triumph in his tones. 
</p>
            <p>The truth was soon plain to all.  No buoys, no beacons, 
no lights, no coal, no station; the castaways pulled 
through a lagoon and landed on an isle, where was no 
mark of man but wreckwood, and no sound but of the sea. 
For the sea-fowl that harboured and lived there at the 
epoch of my visit were then scattered into the 
uttermost parts of the ocean, and had left no traces of 
their sojourn besides dropped feathers and addled eggs. 
It was to this they had been sent, for this they had 
stooped all night over the dripping oars, hourly moving 
further from relief.  The boat, for as small as it was, 
was yet eloquent of the hands of men, a thing alone 
indeed upon the sea, but yet in itself all human; and 
the isle, for which they had exchanged it, was 
ingloriously savage, a place of distress, solitude, and 
hunger unrelieved.  There was a strong glare and shadow 
of the evening over all; in which they sat or lay, not 
speaking, careless even to eat, men swindled out of 
life and riches by a lying book.  In the great good-nature 
of the whole party, no word of reproach had been 
addressed to Hadden, the author of these disasters. 
But the new blow was less magnanimously borne, and many 
angry glances rested on the captain. 
</p>
            <p>Yet it was himself who roused them from their lethargy. 
Grudgingly they obeyed, drew the boat beyond tidemark, 
and followed him to the top of the miserable islet, 
whence a view was commanded of the whole wheel of the 
horizon, then part darkened under the coming night, 
part dyed with the hues of the sunset, and populous 
with the sunset clouds.  Here the camp was pitched, and 
a tent run up with the oars, sails, and mast.  And here 
Amalu, at no man's bidding, from the mere instinct of 
habitual service, built a fire and cooked a meal. 
Night was come, and the stars and the silver sickle of 
new moon beamed overhead, before the meal was ready. 
The cold sea shone about them, and the fire glowed in 
their faces as they ate.  Tommy had opened his case, 
and the brown sherry went the round; but it was long 
before they came to conversation. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, is it to be Kauai, after all?” asked Mac 
suddenly. 
</p>
            <p>“This is bad enough for me,” said Tommy.  “Let's stick 
it out where we are.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I can tell ye one thing,” said Mac, “if ye care 
to hear it: when I was in the China mail we once made 
this island.  It's in the course from Honolulu.” 
</p>
            <p>“Deuce it is!” cried Carthew.  “That settles it, then. 
Let's stay.  We must keep good fires going; and there's 
plenty wreck.” 
</p>
            <p>“Lashings of wreck!” said the Irishman.  “There's 
nothing here but wreck and coffin-boards.” 
</p>
            <p>“But we'll have to make a proper blyze,” objected 
Hemstead.  “You can't see a fire like this—not any wye 
awye, I mean.” 
</p>
            <p>“Can't you?” said Carthew.  “Look round.” 
</p>
            <p>They did, and saw the hollow of the night, the bare, 
bright face of the sea, and the stars regarding them; 
and the voices died in their bosoms at the spectacle. 
In that huge isolation, it seemed they must be visible 
from China on the one hand and California on the other. 
</p>
            <p>“My God, it's dreary!” whispered Hemstead. 
</p>
            <p>“Dreary?” cried Mac, and fell suddenly silent. 
</p>
            <p>“It's better than a boat, anyway,” said Hadden.  “I've 
had my bellyful of boat.” 
</p>
            <p>“What kills me is that specie!” the captain broke out. 
“Think of all that riches—four thousand in gold, bad 
silver, and short bills—all found money too!—and no 
more use than that much dung!” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll tell you one thing,” said Tommy.  “I don't like 
it being in the boat—I don't care to have it so far 
away.” 
</p>
            <p>“Why, who's to take it?” cried Mac, with a guffaw of 
evil laughter. 
</p>
            <p>But this was not at all the feeling of the partners, 
who rose, clambered down the isle, brought back the 
inestimable treasure-chest slung upon two oars, and set 
it conspicuous in the shining of the fire. 
</p>
            <p>“There's my beauty!” cried Wicks, viewing it with a 
cocked head; “that's better than a bonfire.  What! we 
have a chest here, and bills for close upon two 
thousand pounds; there's no show to that—it would go 
in your vest-pocket—but the rest! upwards of forty 
pounds avoirdupois of coined gold, and close on two 
hundredweight of Chile silver! What! ain't that good 
enough to fetch a fleet? Do you mean to say that won't 
affect a ship's compass? Do you mean to tell me that 
the look-out won't turn to and SMELL it?” he cried. 
</p>
            <p>Mac, who had no part nor lot in the bills, the forty 
pounds of gold, or the two hundredweight of silver, 
heard this with impatience, and fell into a bitter, 
choking laughter.  “You'll see!” he said harshly. 
“You'll be glad to feed them bills into the fire before 
you're through with ut!” And he turned, passed by 
himself out of the ring of the fire-light, and stood 
gazing seaward. 
</p>
            <p>His speech and his departure extinguished instantly 
those sparks of better humour kindled by the dinner and 
the chest.  The group fell again to an ill-favoured 
silence, and Hemstead began to touch the banjo, as was 
his habit of an evening.  His repertory was small: the 
chords of “Home, Sweet Home” fell under his fingers; 
and when he had played the symphony, he instinctively 
raised up his voice.  “Be it never so 'umble, there's 
no plyce like 'ome,” he sang.  The last word was still 
upon his lips, when the instrument was snatched from 
him and dashed into the fire; and he turned with a cry 
to look into the furious countenance of Mac. 
</p>
            <p>“I'll be damned if I stand this!” cried the captain, 
leaping up belligerent. 
</p>
            <p>“I told ye I was a voilent man,” said Mac, with a 
movement of deprecation very surprising in one of his 
character.  “Why don't he give me a chance then? 
Haven't we enough to bear the way we are?” And to the 
wonder and dismay of all, the man choked upon a sob. 
“It's ashamed of meself I am,” he said presently, his 
Irish accent twenty-fold increased.  “I ask all your 
pardons for me voilence; and especially the little 
man's, who is a harmless craytur, and here's me hand 
to'm, if he'll condescind to take me by 't.” 
</p>
            <p>So this scene of barbarity and sentimentalism passed 
off, leaving behind strange and incongruous 
impressions.  True, every one was perhaps glad when 
silence succeeded that all too appropriate music; true, 
Mac's apology and subsequent behaviour rather raised 
him in the opinion of his fellow-castaways.  But the 
discordant note had been struck, and its harmonics 
tingled in the brain.  In that savage, houseless isle, 
the passions of man had sounded, if only for the 
moment, and all men trembled at the possibilities of 
horror. 
</p>
            <p>It was determined to stand watch and watch in case of 
passing vessels; and Tommy, on fire with an idea, 
volunteered to stand the first.  The rest crawled under 
the tent, and were soon enjoying that comfortable gift 
of sleep, which comes everywhere and to all men, 
quenching anxieties and speeding time.  And no sooner 
were all settled, no sooner had the drone of many 
snorers begun to mingle with and overcome the surf, 
than Tommy stole from his post with the case of sherry, 
and dropped it in a quiet cove in a fathom of water. 
But the stormy inconstancy of Mac's behaviour had no 
connection with a gill or two of wine; his passions, 
angry and otherwise, were on a different sail-plan from 
his neighbours'; and there were possibilities of good 
and evil in that hybrid Celt beyond their prophecy. 
</p>
            <p>About two in the morning, the starry sky—or so it 
seemed, for the drowsy watchman had not observed the 
approach of any cloud—brimmed over in a deluge; and 
for three days it rained without remission.  The islet 
was a sponge, the castaways sops; the view all gone, 
even the reef concealed behind the curtain of the 
falling water.  The fire was soon drowned out; after a 
couple of boxes of matches had been scratched in vain, 
it was decided to wait for better weather; and the 
party lived in wretchedness on raw tins and a ration of 
hard bread. 
</p>
            <p>By the 2nd February, in the dark hours of the morning 
watch, the clouds were all blown by; the sun rose 
glorious; and once more the castaways sat by a quick 
fire, and drank hot coffee with the greed of brutes and 
sufferers.  Thenceforward their affairs moved in a 
routine.  A fire was constantly maintained; and this 
occupied one hand continuously, and the others for an 
hour or so in the day.  Twice a day all hands bathed in 
the lagoon, their chief, almost their only, pleasure. 
Often they fished in the lagoon with good success.  And 
the rest was passed in lolling, strolling, yarns, and 
disputation.  The time of the China steamers was 
calculated to a nicety; which done, the thought was 
rejected and ignored.  It was one that would not bear 
consideration.  The boat voyage having been tacitly set 
aside, the desperate part chosen to wait there for the 
coming of help or of starvation, no man had courage 
left to look his bargain in the face, far less to 
discuss it with his neighbours.  But the unuttered 
terror haunted them; in every hour of idleness, at 
every moment of silence, it returned, and breathed a 
chill about the circle, and carried men's eyes to the 
horizon.  Then, in a panic of self-defence, they would 
rally to some other subject.  And, in that lone spot, 
what else was to be found to speak of but the treasure? 
</p>
            <p>That was indeed the chief singularity, the one thing 
conspicuous in their island life; the presence of that 
chest of bills and specie dominated the mind like a 
cathedral; and there were besides connected with it 
certain irking problems well fitted to occupy the idle. 
Two thousand pounds were due to the Sydney firm; two 
thousand pounds were clear profit, and fell to be 
divided in varying proportions among six.  It had been 
agreed how the partners were to range; every pound of 
capital subscribed, every pound that fell due in wages, 
was to count for one “lay.” Of these Tommy could claim 
five hundred and ten, Carthew one hundred and seventy, 
Wicks one hundred and forty, and Hemstead and Amalu ten 
apiece: eight hundred and forty “lays” in all.  What 
was the value of a lay? This was at first debated in 
the air, and chiefly by the strength of Tommy's lungs. 
Then followed a series of incorrect calculations; from 
which they issued, arithmetically foiled, but agreed 
from weariness upon an approximate value of 2 pounds, 7 
shillings  7 1/4 pence.  The figures were admittedly 
incorrect; the sum of the shares came not to 2000 
pounds, but to 1996 pounds, 6 shillings—3 pounds, 14 
shillings being thus left unclaimed.  But it was the 
nearest they had yet found, and the highest as well, so 
that the partners were made the less critical by the 
contemplation of their splendid dividends.  Wicks put 
in 100 pounds, and stood to draw captain's wages for 
two months; his taking was 333 pounds, 3 shillings 6 
1/2 pence.  Carthew had put in 150 pounds: he was to 
take out 401 pounds, 18 shillings 62 pence.  Tommy's 
500 pounds had grown to be 1213 pounds, 12 shillings 9 
3/4 pence; and Amalu and Hemstead, ranking for wages 
only, had 22 pounds, 16 shillings 1/2 pence each. 
</p>
            <p>From talking and brooding on these figures it was but a 
step to opening the chest, and once the chest open the 
glamour of the cash was irresistible.  Each felt that 
he must see his treasure separate with the eye of 
flesh, handle it in the hard coin, mark it for his own, 
and stand forth to himself the approved owner.  And 
here an insurmountable difficulty barred the way. 
There were some seventeen shillings in English silver, 
the rest was Chile; and the Chile dollar, which had 
been taken at the rate of six to the pound sterling, 
was practically their smallest coin.  It was decided, 
therefore, to divide the pounds only, and to throw the 
shillings, pence, and fractions in a common fund. 
This, with the three pound fourteen already in the 
heel, made a total of seven pounds one shilling. 
</p>
            <p>“I'll tell you,” said Wicks.  “Let Carthew and Tommy 
and me take one pound apiece, and Hemstead and Amalu 
split the other four, and toss up for the odd bob.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, rot!” said Carthew.  “Tommy and I are bursting 
already.  We can take half a sov. each, and let the 
other three have forty shillings.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'll tell you now, it's not worth splitting,” broke in 
Mac.  “I've cards in my chest.  Why don't you play for 
the slump sum?” 
</p>
            <p>In that idle place the proposal was accepted with 
delight.  Mac, as the owner of the cards, was given a 
stake; the sum was played for in five games of 
cribbage; and when Amalu, the last survivor in the 
tournament, was beaten by Mac it was found the 
dinner-hour was past.  After a hasty meal they fell again 
immediately to cards, this time (on Carthew's proposal) 
to Van John.  It was then probably two P.M. on the 9th 
of February, and they played with varying chances for 
twelve hours, slept heavily, and rose late on the 
morrow to resume the game.  All day of the 10th, with 
grudging intervals for food, and with one long absence 
on the part of Tommy, from which he returned dripping 
with the case of sherry, they continued to deal and 
stake.  Night fell; they drew the closer to the fire. 
It was maybe two in the morning, and Tommy was selling 
his deal by auction, as usual with that timid player, 
when Carthew, who didn't intend to bid, had a moment of 
leisure and looked round him.  He beheld the moonlight 
on the sea, the money piled and scattered in that 
incongruous place, the perturbed faces of the players. 
He felt in his own breast the familiar tumult; and it 
seemed as if there rose in his ears a sound of music, 
and the moon seemed still to shine upon a sea, but the 
sea was changed, and the Casino towered from among 
lamp-lit gardens, and the money clinked on the green 
board.  “Good God!” he thought, “am I gambling again?” 
He looked the more curiously about the sandy table.  He 
and Mac had played and won like gamblers; the mingled 
gold and silver lay by their places in the heap.  Amalu 
and Hemstead had each more than held their own, but 
Tommy was cruel far to leeward, and the captain was 
reduced to perhaps fifty pounds. 
</p>
            <p>“I say, let's knock off,” said Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Give that man a glass of Buckle,” said some one, and a 
fresh bottle was opened, and the game went inexorably 
on. 
</p>
            <p>Carthew was himself too heavy a winner to withdraw or 
to say more, and all the rest of the night he must look 
on at the progress of this folly, and make gallant 
attempts to lose, with the not uncommon consequence of 
winning more.  The first dawn of the 11th February 
found him well nigh desperate.  It chanced he was then 
dealer, and still winning.  He had just dealt a round 
of many tens; every one had staked heavily.  The 
captain had put up all that remained to him—twelve 
pounds in gold and a few dollars,—and Carthew, looking 
privately at his cards before he showed them, found he 
held a natural. 
</p>
            <p>“See here, you fellows,” he broke out, “this is a 
sickening business, and I'm done with it for one.” So 
saying, he showed his cards, tore them across, and rose 
from the ground. 
</p>
            <p>The company stared and murmured in mere amazement; but 
Mac stepped gallantly to his support. 
</p>
            <p>“We've had enough of it, I do believe,” said he.  “But 
of course it was all fun, and here's my counters back. 
All counters in, boys!” and he began to pour his 
winnings into the chest, which stood fortunately near 
him. 
</p>
            <p>Carthew stepped across and wrung him by the hand. 
“I'll never forget this,” he said. 
</p>
            <p>“And what are ye going to do with the Highway boy and 
the plumber?” inquired Mac, in a low tone of voice. 
“They've both wan, ye see.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's true!” said Carthew aloud.—“Amalu and 
Hemstead, count your winnings; Tommy and I pay that.” 
</p>
            <p>It was carried without speech; the pair glad enough to 
receive their winnings, it mattered not from whence; 
and Tommy, who had lost about five hundred pounds, 
delighted with the compromise. 
</p>
            <p>“And how about Mac?” asked Hemstead.  “Is he to lose 
all?” 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon, plumber.  I'm sure ye mean well,” 
returned the Irishman, “but you'd better shut your 
face, for I'm not that kind of a man.  If I t'ought I 
had wan that money fair, there's never a soul here 
could get it from me.  But I t'ought it was in fun; 
that was my mistake, ye see; and there's no man big 
enough upon this island to give a present to my 
mother's son.  So there's my opinion to ye, plumber, 
and you can put it in your pockut till required.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I will say, Mac, you're a gentleman,” said 
Carthew, as he helped him to shovel back his winnings 
into the treasure-chest. 
</p>
            <p>“Divil a fear of it, sir! a drunken sailor-man,” said 
Mac. 
</p>
            <p>The captain had sat somewhile with his face in his 
hands; now he rose mechanically, shaking and stumbling 
like a drunkard after a debauch.  But as he rose, his 
face was altered, and his voice rang out over the isle, 
“Sail ho!” 
</p>
            <p>All turned at the cry, and there, in the wild light of 
the morning, heading straight for Midway Reef, was the 
brig FLYING SCUD of Hull. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c24" type="chapter">
            <head>XXIV — A HARD BARGAIN</head>
            <p>THE ship which thus appeared before the castaways had 
long “tramped” the ocean, wandering from one port to 
another as freights offered.  She was two years out 
from London, by the Cape of Good Hope, India, and the 
Archipelago; and was now bound for San Francisco in the 
hope of working homeward round the Horn.  Her captain 
was one Jacob Trent. He had retired some five years 
before to a suburban cottage, a patch of cabbages, a 
gig, and the conduct of what he called a Bank.  The 
name appears to have been misleading.  Borrowers were 
accustomed to choose works of art and utility in the 
front shop; loaves of sugar and bolts of broadcloth 
were deposited in pledge; and it was a part of the 
manager's duty to dash in his gig on Saturday evenings 
from one small retailer's to another, and to annex in 
each the bulk of the week's takings.  His was thus an 
active life, and, to a man of the type of a rat, filled 
with recondite joys.  An unexpected loss, a lawsuit, 
and the unintelligent commentary of the judge upon the 
bench, combined to disgust him of the business.  I was 
so extraordinarily fortunate as to find, in an old 
newspaper, a report of the proceedings in Lyall v. The 
Cardiff Mutual Accommodation Banking Co.  “I confess I 
fail entirely to understand the nature of the 
business,” the judge had remarked, while Trent was 
being examined in chief; a little after, on fuller 
information—“They call it a bank,” he had opined, “but 
it seems to me to be an unlicensed pawnshop”; and he 
wound up with this appalling allocution: “Mr. Trent, I 
must put you on your guard; you must be very careful, 
or we shall see you here again.” In the inside of a 
week the captain disposed of the bank, the cottage, and 
the gig and horse; and to sea again in the FLYING 
SCUD, where he did well, and gave high satisfaction to 
his owners.  But the glory clung to him; he was a plain 
sailor-man, he said, but he could never long allow you 
to forget that he had been a banker. 
</p>
            <p>His mate, Elias Goddedaal, was a huge Viking of a man, 
six feet three, and of proportionate mass, strong, 
sober, industrious, musical, and sentimental.  He ran 
continually over into Swedish melodies, chiefly in the 
minor.  He had paid nine dollars to hear Patti; to hear 
Nilsson, he had deserted a ship and two months' wages; 
and he was ready at any time to walk ten miles for a 
good concert, or seven to a reasonable play.  On board 
he had three treasures: a canary bird, a concertina, 
and a blinding copy of the works of Shakespeare.  He 
had a gift, peculiarly Scandinavian, of making friends 
at sight: an elemental innocence commended him; he was 
without fear, without reproach, and without money or 
the hope of making it. 
</p>
            <p>Holdorsen was second mate, and berthed aft, but messed 
usually with the hands. 
</p>
            <p>Of one more of the crew some image lives.  This was a 
foremast hand out of the Clyde, of the name of Brown. 
A small, dark, thickset creature, with dog's eyes, of a 
disposition incomparably mild and harmless, he knocked 
about seas and cities, the uncomplaining whiptop of one 
vice.  “The drink is my trouble, ye see,” he said to 
Carthew shyly; “and it's the more shame to me because 
I'm come of very good people at Bowling, down the 
wa'er.” The letter that so much affected Nares, in case 
the reader should remember it, was addressed to this 
man Brown. 
</p>
            <p>Such was the ship that now carried joy into the bosoms 
of the castaways.  After the fatigue and the bestial 
emotions of their night of play, the approach of 
salvation shook them from all self-control.  Their 
hands trembled, their eyes shone, they laughed and 
shouted like children as they cleared their camp: and 
some one beginning to whistle “Marching through 
Georgia,” the remainder of the packing was conducted, 
amidst a thousand interruptions, to these martial 
strains.  But the strong head of Wicks was only partly 
turned. 
</p>
            <p>“Boys,” he said, “easy all!  We're going aboard of a 
ship of which we don't know nothing; we've got a chest 
of specie, and seeing the weight, we can't turn to and 
deny it.  Now, suppose she was fishy; suppose it was 
some kind of a Bully Hayes business! It's my opinion 
we'd better be on hand with the pistols.” 
</p>
            <p>Every man of the party but Hemstead had some kind of a 
revolver; these were accordingly loaded and disposed 
about the persons of the castaways, and the packing was 
resumed and finished in the same rapturous spirit as it 
was begun.  The sun was not yet ten degrees above the 
eastern sea, but the brig was already close in and hove 
to, before they had launched the boat and sped, 
shouting at the oars, towards the passage. 
</p>
            <p>It was blowing fresh outside, with a strong send of 
sea.  The spray flew in the oarsmen's faces.  They saw 
the Union Jack blow abroad from the FLYING SCUD, 
the men clustered at the rail, the cook in the 
galley-door, the captain on the quarter-deck with a pith 
helmet and binoculars.  And the whole familiar 
business, the comfort, company, and safety of a ship, 
heaving nearer at each stroke, maddened them with joy. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks was the first to catch the line, and swarm on 
board, helping hands grabbing him as he came and 
hauling him across the rail. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain, sir, I suppose?” he said, turning to the hard 
old man in the pith helmet. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain Trent, sir,” returned the old gentleman. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I'm Captain Kirkup, and this is the crew of the 
Sydney schooner CURRENCY LASS, dismasted at sea 
January 28th.” 
</p>
            <p>“Ay, ay,” said Trent.  “Well, you're all right now. 
Lucky for you I saw your signal.  I didn't know I was 
so near this beastly island, there must be a drift to 
the south'ard here; and when I came on deck this 
morning at eight bells, I thought it was a ship afire.” 
</p>
            <p>It had been agreed that, while Wicks was to board the 
ship and do the civil, the rest were to remain in the 
whaleboat and see the treasure safe.  A tackle was 
passed down to them; to this they made fast the 
invaluable chest, and gave the word to heave.  But the 
unexpected weight brought the hand at the tackle to a 
stand; two others ran to tail on and help him, and the 
thing caught the eye of Trent. 
</p>
            <p>“Vast heaving!” he cried sharply; and then to Wicks: 
“What's that? I don't ever remember to have seen a 
chest weigh like that.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's money,” said Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“It's what?” cried Trent. 
</p>
            <p>“Specie,” said Wicks; “saved from the wreck.” 
</p>
            <p>Trent looked at him sharply.  “Here, let go that chest 
again, Mr. Goddedaal,” he commanded, “shove the boat 
off, and stream her with a line astern.” 
</p>
            <p>“Ay, ay, sir!” from Goddedaal. 
</p>
            <p>“What the devil's wrong?” asked Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“Nothing, I daresay,” returned Trent.  “But you'll 
allow it's a queer thing when a boat turns up in mid-ocean 
with half a ton of specie and everybody armed,” 
he added, pointing to Wicks's pocket.  “Your boat will 
lay comfortably astern, while you come below and make 
yourself satisfactory.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, if that's all!” said Wicks.  “My log and papers are 
as right as the mail; nothing fishy about us.” And he 
hailed his friends in the boat, bidding them have 
patience, and turned to follow Captain Trent. 
</p>
            <p>“This way, Captain Kirkup,” said the latter.  “And 
don't blame a man for too much caution; no offence 
intended; and these China rivers shake a fellow's 
nerve.  All I want is just to see you're what you say 
you are; it's only my duty, sir, and what you would do 
yourself in the circumstances.  I've not always been a 
ship-captain: I was a banker once, and I tell you 
that's the trade to learn caution in.  You have to keep 
your weather eye lifting Saturday nights.” And with a 
dry, business-like cordiality, he produced a bottle of 
gin. 
</p>
            <p>The captains pledged each other; the papers were 
overhauled; the tale of Topelius and the trade was told 
in appreciative ears and cemented their acquaintance. 
Trent's suspicions, thus finally disposed of, were 
succeeded by a fit of profound thought, during which he 
sat lethargic and stern, looking at and drumming on the 
table. 
</p>
            <p>“Anything more?” asked Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“What sort of a place is it inside?” inquired Trent, 
sudden as though Wicks had touched a spring. 
</p>
            <p>“It's a good enough lagoon—a few horses” heads, but 
nothing to mention,” answered Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“I've a good mind to go in,” said Trent.  “I was new 
rigged in China; it's given very bad, and I'm getting 
frightened for my sticks.  We could set it up as good 
as new in a day.  For I daresay your lot would turn to 
and give us a hand?” 
</p>
            <p>“You see if we don't,” said Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“So be it, then,” concluded Trent.  “A stitch in time 
saves nine.” 
</p>
            <p>They returned on deck; Wicks cried the news to the 
Currency Lasses; the foretopsail was filled again, and 
the brig ran into the lagoon lively, the whale-boat 
dancing in her wake, and came to single anchor off 
Middle Brooks Island before eight.  She was boarded by 
the castaways, breakfast was served, the baggage slung 
on board and piled in the waist, and all hands turned 
to upon the rigging.  All day the work continued, the 
two crews rivalling each other in expense of strength. 
Dinner was served on deck, the officers messing aft 
under the slack of the spanker, the men fraternising 
forward.  Trent appeared in excellent spirits, served 
out grog to all hands, opened a bottle of Cape wine for 
the after-table, and obliged his guests with many 
details of the life of a financier in Cardiff.  He had 
been forty years at sea, had five times suffered 
shipwreck, was once nine months the prisoner of a 
pepper rajah, and had seen service under fire in 
Chinese rivers; but the only thing he cared to talk of, 
the only thing of which he was vain, or with which he 
thought it possible to interest a stranger, was his 
career as a money-lender in the slums of a seaport 
town. 
</p>
            <p>The afternoon spell told cruelly on the Currency 
Lasses.  Already exhausted as they were with 
sleeplessness and excitement, they did the last hours 
of this violent employment on bare nerves; and, when 
Trent was at last satisfied with the condition of his 
rigging, expected eagerly the word to put to sea.  But 
the captain seemed in no hurry.  He went and walked by 
himself softly, like a man in thought.  Presently he 
hailed Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“You're a kind of company, ain't you, Captain Kirkup?” 
he inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, we're all on board on lays,” was the reply. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, then, you won't mind if I ask the lot of you 
down to tea in the cabin?” asked Trent. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks was amazed, but he naturally ventured no remark; 
and a little after, the six Currency Lasses sat down 
with Trent and Goddedaal to a spread of marmalade, 
butter, toast, sardines, tinned tongue, and steaming 
tea.  The food was not very good, and I have no doubt 
Nares would have reviled it, but it was manna to the 
castaways.  Goddedaal waited on them with a kindness 
far before courtesy, a kindness like that of some old, 
honest country-woman in her farm.  It was remembered 
afterwards that Trent took little share in these 
attentions, but sat much absorbed in thought, and 
seemed to remember and forget the presence of his 
guests alternately. 
</p>
            <p>Presently he addressed the Chinaman. 
</p>
            <p>“Clear out,” said he, and watched him till he had 
disappeared in the stair.—“Now, gentlemen,” he went 
on, “I understand you're a joint-stock sort of crew, 
and that's why I've had you all down; for there's a 
point I want made clear.  You see what sort of a ship 
this is—a good ship, though I say it, and you see what 
the rations are—good enough for sailor-men.” 
</p>
            <p>There was a hurried murmur of approval, but curiosity 
for what was coming next prevented an articulate reply. 
</p>
            <p>“Well,” continued Trent, making bread pills and looking 
hard at the middle of the table, “I'm glad of course to 
be able to give you a passage to 'Frisco; one sailor-man 
should help another, that's my motto.  But when you 
want a thing in this world, you generally always have 
to pay for it.” He laughed a brief, joyless laugh.  “I 
have no idea of losing by my kindness.” 
</p>
            <p>“We have no idea you should, captain,” said Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“We are ready to pay anything in reason,” added 
Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>At the words, Goddedaal, who sat next to him, touched 
him with his elbow, and the two mates exchanged a 
significant look.  The character of Captain Trent was 
given and taken in that silent second. 
</p>
            <p>“In reason?” repeated the captain of the brig.  “I was 
waiting for that.  Reason's between two people, and 
there's only one here.  I'm the judge; I'm reason.  If 
you want an advance you have to pay for it”—he hastily 
corrected himself—“If you want a passage in my ship, 
you have to pay my price,” he substituted.  “That's 
business, I believe.  I don't want you; you want me.” 
</p>
            <p>“Well, sir,” said Carthew, “and what IS your 
price?” 
</p>
            <p>The captain made bread pills.  “If I were like you,” he 
said, “when you got hold of that merchant in the 
Gilberts, I might surprise you.  You had your chance 
then; seems to me it's mine now.  Turn about's fair 
play.  What kind of mercy did you have on that Gilbert 
merchant?” he cried with a sudden stridency.  “Not that 
I blame you.  All's fair in love and business,” and he 
laughed again, a little frosty giggle. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, sir?” said Carthew gravely. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, this ship's mine, I think?” he asked sharply. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, I'm of that way of thinking meself,” observed 
Mac. 
</p>
            <p>“I say it's mine, sir!” reiterated Trent, like a man 
trying to be angry.  “And I tell you all if I was a 
driver like what you are, I would take the lot.  But 
there's two thousand pounds there that don't belong to 
you, and I'm an honest man.  Give me the two thousand 
that's yours, and I'll give you a passage to the coast, 
and land every manjack of you in 'Frisco with fifteen pounds 
in his pocket, and the captain here with twenty-five.” 
</p>
            <p>Goddedaal laid down his head on the table like a man 
ashamed. 
</p>
            <p>“You're joking,” said Wicks, purple in the face. 
</p>
            <p>“Am I?” said Trent.  “Please yourselves.  You're under 
no compulsion.  This ship's mine, but there's that 
Brooks Island don't belong to me, and you can lay there 
till you die for what I care.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's more than your blooming brig's worth!” cried 
Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“It's my price anyway,” returned Trent. 
</p>
            <p>“And do you mean to say you would land us there to 
starve?” cried Tommy. 
</p>
            <p>Captain Trent laughed the third time.  “Starve? I defy 
you to,” said he.  “I'll sell you all the provisions 
you want at a fair profit.” 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon, sir,” said Mac, “but my case is by 
itself I'm working me passage; I got no share in that 
two thousand pounds, nor nothing in my pockut; and I'll 
be glad to know what you have to say to me?” 
</p>
            <p>“I ain't a hard man,” said Trent; “that shall make no 
difference.  I'll take you with the rest, only of 
course you get no fifteen pound.” 
</p>
            <p>The impudence was so extreme and startling that all 
breathed deep, and Goddedaal raised up his face and 
looked his superior sternly in the eye. 
</p>
            <p>But Mac was more articulate.  “And you're what ye call 
a British sayman, I suppose? the sorrow in your guts!” 
he cried. 
</p>
            <p>“One more such word, and I clap you in irons!” said 
Trent, rising gleefully at the face of opposition. 
</p>
            <p>“And where would I be the while you were doin' ut?” 
asked Mac.  “After you and your rigging, too! Ye ould 
puggy, ye haven't the civility of a bug, and I'll learn 
ye some.” 
</p>
            <p>His voice did not even rise as he uttered the threat; 
no man present, Trent least of all, expected that which 
followed.  The Irishman's hand rose suddenly from below 
the table, an open clasp-knife balanced on the palm; 
there was a movement swift as conjuring; Trent started 
half to his feet, turning a little as he rose so as to 
escape the table, and the movement was his bane.  The 
missile struck him in the jugular; he fell forward, and 
his blood flowed among the dishes on the cloth. 
</p>
            <p>The suddenness of the attack and the catastrophe, the 
instant change from peace to war, and from life to 
death, held all men spellbound.  Yet a moment they sat 
about the table staring open-mouthed upon the prostrate 
captain and the flowing blood.  The next, Goddedaal had 
leaped to his feet, caught up the stool on which he had 
been sitting, and swung it high in air, a man 
transfigured, roaring (as he stood) so that men's ears 
were stunned with it.  There was no thought of battle 
in the Currency Lasses; none drew his weapon; all 
huddled helplessly from before the face of the baresark 
Scandinavian.  His first blow sent Mac to ground with a 
broken arm.  His second dashed out the brains of 
Hemstead.  He turned from one to another, menacing and 
trumpeting like a wounded elephant, exulting in his 
rage.  But there was no counsel, no light of reason, in 
that ecstasy of battle; and he shied from the pursuit 
of victory to hail fresh blows upon the supine 
Hemstead, so that the stool was shattered and the cabin 
rang with their violence.  The sight of that post-mortem 
cruelty recalled Carthew to the life of 
instinct, and his revolver was in hand and he had aimed 
and fired before he knew.  The ear-bursting sound of 
the report was accompanied by a yell of pain; the 
colossus paused, swayed, tottered, and fell headlong on 
the body of his victim. 
</p>
            <p>In the instant silence that succeeded, the sound of 
feet pounding on the deck and in the companion leaped 
into hearing; and a face, that of the sailor Holdorsen, 
appeared below the bulkheads in the cabin doorway. 
Carthew shattered it with a second shot, for he was a 
marksman. 
</p>
            <p>“Pistols!” he cried, and charged at the companion, 
Wicks at his heels, Tommy and Amalu following.  They 
trod the body of Holdorsen underfoot, and flew up-stairs 
and forth into the dusky blaze of a sunset red 
as blood.  The numbers were still equal, but the Flying 
Scuds dreamed not of defence, and fled with one accord 
for the forecastle scuttle.  Brown was first in flight; 
he disappeared below unscathed; the Chinaman followed 
head-foremost with a ball in his side; and the others 
shinned into the rigging. 
</p>
            <p>A fierce composure settled upon Wicks and Carthew, 
their fighting second wind.  They posted Tommy at the 
fore and Amalu at the main to guard the masts and 
shrouds, and going themselves into the waist, poured 
out a box of cartridges on deck and filled the 
chambers.  The poor devils aloft bleated aloud for 
mercy.  But the hour of any mercy was gone by; the cup 
was brewed and must be drunken to the dregs; since so 
many had fallen all must fall.  The light was bad, the 
cheap revolvers fouled and carried wild, the screaming 
wretches were swift to flatten themselves against the 
masts and yards, or find a momentary refuge in the 
hanging sails.  The fell business took long, but it was 
done at last.  Hardy the Londoner was shot on the 
fore-royal yard, and hung horribly suspended in the brails. 
Wallen, the other, had his jaw broken on the 
main-top-gallant crosstrees, and exposed himself, shrieking, 
till a second shot dropped him on the deck. 
</p>
            <p>This had been bad enough, but worse remained behind. 
There was still Brown in the forepeak.  Tommy, with a 
sudden clamour of weeping, begged for his life.  “One 
man can't hurt us,” he sobbed.  “We can't go on with 
this.  I spoke to him at dinner.  He's an awful decent 
little cad.  It can't be done.  Nobody can go into that 
place and murder him.  It's too damned wicked.” 
</p>
            <p>The sound of his supplications was perhaps audible to 
the unfortunate below. 
</p>
            <p>“One left and we all hang,” said Wicks.  “Brown must go 
the same road.” The big man was deadly white and 
trembled like an aspen; and he had no sooner finished 
speaking than he went to the ship's side and vomited. 
</p>
            <p>“We can never do it if we wait,” said Carthew.  “Now or 
never,” and he marched towards the scuttle. 
</p>
            <p>“No, no, no!” wailed Tommy, clutching at his Jacket. 
</p>
            <p>But Carthew flung him off, and stepped down the ladder, 
his heart rising with disgust and shame.  The Chinaman 
lay on the floor, still groaning; the place was pitch 
dark. 
</p>
            <p>“Brown!” cried Carthew; “Brown, where are you?” 
</p>
            <p>His heart smote him for the treacherous apostrophe, but 
no answer came. 
</p>
            <p>He groped in the bunks: they were all empty.  Then he 
moved towards the forepeak, which was hampered with 
coils of rope and spare chandlery in general. 
</p>
            <p>“Brown!” he said again. 
</p>
            <p>“Here, sir,” answered a shaking voice; and the poor 
invisible caitiff called on him by name, and poured 
forth out of the darkness an endless, garrulous appeal 
for mercy.  A sense of danger, of daring, had alone 
nerved Carthew to enter the forecastle; and here was 
the enemy crying and pleading like a frightened child. 
His obsequious “Here, sir,” his horrid fluency of 
obtestation, made the murder tenfold more revolting. 
Twice Carthew raised the pistol, once he pressed the 
trigger (or thought he did) with all his might, but no 
explosion followed; and with that the lees of his 
courage ran quite out, and he turned and fled from 
before his victim. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks sat on the fore hatch, raised the face of a man 
of seventy, and looked a wordless question.  Carthew 
shook his head.  With such composure as a man displays 
marching towards the gallows, Wicks arose, walked to 
the scuttle, and went down.  Brown thought it was 
Carthew returning, and discovered himself, half-crawling 
from his shelter, with another incoherent 
burst of pleading.  Wicks emptied his revolver at the 
voice, which broke into mouse-like whimperings and 
groans.  Silence succeeded, and the murderer ran on 
deck like one possessed. 
</p>
            <p>The other three were now all gathered on the fore 
hatch, and Wicks took his place beside them without 
question asked or answered.  They sat close like 
children in the dark, and shook each other with their 
shaking.  The dusk continued to fall; and there was no 
sound but the beating of the surf and the occasional 
hiccup of a sob from Tommy Hadden. 
</p>
            <p>“God, if there was another ship!” cried Carthew of a 
sudden. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks started and looked aloft with the trick of all 
seamen, and shuddered as he saw the hanging figure on 
the royal-yard. 
</p>
            <p>“If I went aloft, I'd fall,” he said simply.  “I'm done 
up.” 
</p>
            <p>It was Amalu who volunteered, climbed to the very 
truck, swept the fading horizon, and announced nothing 
within sight. 
</p>
            <p>“No odds,” said Wicks.  “We can't sleep ...” 
</p>
            <p>“Sleep!” echoed Carthew; and it seemed as if the whole 
of Shakespeare's MACBETH thundered at the gallop 
through his mind. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, then, we can't sit and chitter here,” said 
Wicks, “till we've cleaned ship; and I can't turn to 
till I've had gin, and the gin's in the cabin, and 
who's to fetch it?” 
</p>
            <p>“I will,” said Carthew, “if any one has matches.” 
</p>
            <p>Amalu passed him a box, and he went aft and down the 
companion and into the cabin, stumbling upon bodies. 
Then he struck a match, and his looks fell upon two 
living eyes. 
</p>
            <p>“Well?” asked Mac, for it was he who still survived in 
that shambles of a cabin. 
</p>
            <p>“It's done; they're all dead,” answered Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Christ!” said the Irishman, and fainted. 
</p>
            <p>The gin was found in the dead captain's cabin; it was 
brought on deck, and all hands had a dram, and attacked 
their further task.  The night was come, the moon would 
not be up for hours; a lamp was set on the main hatch 
to light Amalu as he washed down decks; and the galley 
lantern was taken to guide the others in their 
graveyard business.  Holdorsen, Hemstead, Trent, and 
Goddedaal were first disposed of, the last still 
breathing as he went over the side; Wallen followed; 
and then Wicks, steadied by the gin, went aloft with a 
boathook and succeeded in dislodging Hardy.  The Chinaman 
was their last task; he seemed to be light-headed, talked 
aloud in his unknown language as they 
brought him up, and it was only with the splash of his 
sinking body that the gibberish ceased.  Brown, by 
common consent, was left alone.  Flesh and blood could 
go no further. 
</p>
            <p>All this time they had been drinking undiluted gin like 
water; three bottles stood broached in different 
quarters; and none passed without a gulp.  Tommy 
collapsed against the mainmast; Wicks fell on his face 
on the poop ladder and moved no more; Amalu had 
vanished unobserved.  Carthew was the last afoot: he 
stood swaying at the break of the poop, and the 
lantern, which he still carried, swung with his 
movement.  His head hummed; it swarmed with broken 
thoughts; memory of that day's abominations flared up 
and died down within him like the light of a lamp in a 
strong draught.  And then he had a drunkard's 
inspiration. 
</p>
            <p>“There must be no more of this,” he thought, and 
stumbled once more below. 
</p>
            <p>The absence of Holdorsen's body brought him to a stand. 
He stood and stared at the empty floor and then 
remembered and smiled.  From the captain's room he took 
the open case with one dozen and three bottles of gin, 
put the lantern inside, and walked precariously forth. 
Mac was once more conscious, his eyes haggard, his face 
drawn with pain and flushed with fever; and Carthew 
remembered he had never been seen to, had lain there 
helpless, and was so to lie all night, injured, perhaps 
dying.  But it was now too late; reason had now fled 
from that silent ship.  If Carthew could get on deck 
again, it was as much as he could hope; and casting on 
the unfortunate a glance of pity, the tragic drunkard 
shouldered his way up the companion, dropped the case 
overboard, and fell in the scuppers helpless. 
</p>
         </div>
         <div xml:id="c25" type="chapter">
            <head>XXV — A BAD BARGAIN</head>
            <p>WITH the first colour in the east, Carthew awoke and 
sat up.  A while he gazed at the scroll of the morning 
bank and the spars and hanging canvas of the brig, like 
a man who wakes in a strange bed, with a child's 
simplicity of wonder.  He wondered above all what ailed 
him, what he had lost, what disfavour had been done 
him, which he knew he should resent, yet had forgotten. 
And then, like a river bursting through a dam, the 
truth rolled on him its instantaneous volume: his 
memory teemed with speech and pictures that he should 
never again forget; and he sprang to his feet, stood a 
moment hand to brow, and began to walk violently to and 
fro by the companion.  As he walked he wrung his hands. 
“God—God—God,” he kept saying, with no thought of 
prayer, uttering a mere voice of agony. 
</p>
            <p>The time may have been long or short, it was perhaps 
minutes, perhaps only seconds, ere he awoke to find 
himself observed, and saw the captain sitting up and 
watching him over the break of the poop, a strange 
blindness as of fever in his eyes, a haggard knot of 
corrugations on his brow.  Cain saw himself in a 
mirror.  For a flash they looked upon each other, and 
then glanced guiltily aside; and Carthew fled from the 
eye of his accomplice, and stood leaning on the 
taffrail. 
</p>
            <p>An hour went by, while the day came brighter, and the 
sun rose and drank up the clouds: an hour of silence in 
the ship, an hour of agony beyond narration for the 
sufferers.  Brown's gabbling prayers, the cries of the 
sailors in the rigging, strains of the dead Hemstead's 
minstrelsy, ran together in Carthew's mind with 
sickening iteration.  He neither acquitted nor 
condemned himself: he did not think he suffered.  In 
the bright water into which he stared, the pictures 
changed and were repeated: the baresark rage of 
Goddedaal; the blood-red light of the sunset into which 
they had run forth; the face of the babbling Chinaman 
as they cast him over; the face of the captain, seen a 
moment since, as he awoke from drunkenness into 
remorse.  And time passed, and the sun swam higher, and 
his torment was not abated. 
</p>
            <p>Then were fulfilled many sayings, and the weakest of 
these condemned brought relief and healing to the 
others.  Amalu the drudge awoke (like the rest) to 
sickness of body and distress of mind; but the habit of 
obedience ruled in that simple spirit, and, appalled to 
be so late, he went direct into the galley, kindled the 
fire, and began to get breakfast.  At the rattle of 
dishes, the snapping of the fire, and the thin smoke 
that went up straight into the air, the spell was 
lifted.  The condemned felt once more the good dry land 
of habit under foot; they touched again the familiar 
guide-ropes of sanity; they were restored to a sense of 
the blessed revolution and return of all things 
earthly.  The captain drew a bucket of water and began 
to bathe.  Tommy sat up, watched him a while, and 
slowly followed his example; and Carthew, remembering 
his last thoughts of the night before, hastened to the 
cabin. 
</p>
            <p>Mac was awake; perhaps had not slept.  Over his head 
Goddedaal's canary twittered shrilly from its cage. 
</p>
            <p>“How are you?” asked Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Me arrum's broke,” returned Mac; “but I can stand 
that.  It's this place I can't aboide.  I was coming on 
deck anyway.” 
</p>
            <p>“Stay where you are, though,” said Carthew.  “It's 
deadly hot above, and there's no wind.  I'll wash out 
this—” and he paused, seeking a word and not finding 
one for the grisly foulness of the cabin. 
</p>
            <p>“Faith, I'll be obloiged to ye, then,” replied the 
Irishman.  He spoke mild and meek, like a sick child 
with its mother.  There was now no violence in the 
violent man; and as Carthew fetched a bucket and swab 
and the steward's sponge, and began to cleanse the 
field of battle, he alternately watched him or shut his 
eyes and sighed like a man near fainting.  “I have to 
ask all your pardons,” he began again presently, “and 
the more shame to me as I got ye into trouble and 
couldn't do nothing when it came.  Ye saved me life, 
sir; ye're a clane shot.” 
</p>
            <p>“For God's sake, don't talk of it!” cried Carthew.  “It 
can't be talked of; you don't know what it was.  It was 
nothing down here; they fought.  On deck—O my God!” 
And Carthew, with the bloody sponge pressed to his 
face, struggled a moment with hysteria. 
</p>
            <p>“Kape cool, Mr. Cart'ew.  It's done now,” said Mac; 
“and ye may bless God ye're not in pain, and helpless 
in the bargain.” 
</p>
            <p>There was no more said by one or other, and the cabin 
was pretty well cleansed when a stroke on the ship's 
bell summoned Carthew to breakfast.  Tommy had been 
busy in the meanwhile; he had hauled the whaleboat 
close aboard, and already lowered into it a small keg 
of beef that he found ready broached beside the galley 
door; it was plain he had but the one idea—to escape. 
</p>
            <p>“We have a shipful of stores to draw upon,” he said. 
“Well, what are we staying for? Let's get off at once 
for Hawaii.  I've begun preparing already.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mac has his arm broken,” observed Carthew; “how would 
he stand the voyage?” 
</p>
            <p>“A broken arm?” repeated the captain.  “That all?  I'll 
set it after breakfast.  I thought he was dead like the 
rest.  That madman hit out like—” and there, at the 
evocation of the battle, his voice ceased and the talk 
died with it. 
</p>
            <p>After breakfast the three white men went down into the 
cabin. 
</p>
            <p>“I've come to set your arm,” said the captain. 
</p>
            <p>“I beg your pardon, captain,” replied Mac; “but the 
firrst thing ye got to do is to get this ship to sea. 
We'll talk of me arrum after that.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, there's no such blooming hurry,” returned Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“When the next ship sails in ye'll tell me stories!” 
retorted Mac. 
</p>
            <p>“But there's nothing so unlikely in the world,” 
objected Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Don't be deceivin' yourself,” said Mac.  “If ye want a 
ship, divil a one'll look near ye in six year; but if 
ye don't, ye may take my word for ut, we'll have a 
squadron layin' here.” 
</p>
            <p>“That's what I say,” cried Tommy; “that's what I call 
sense! Let's stock that whaleboat and be off.” 
</p>
            <p>“And what will Captain Wicks be thinking of the 
whaleboat?” asked the Irishman. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't think of it at all,” said Wicks.  “We've a 
smart-looking brig under foot; that's all the whaleboat 
I want.” 
</p>
            <p>“Excuse me!” cried Tommy.  “That's childish talk. 
You've got a brig, to be sure, and what use is she? 
You daren't go anywhere in her.  What port are you to 
sail for?” 
</p>
            <p>“For the port of Davy Jones's Locker, my son,” replied 
the captain.  “This brig's going to be lost at sea. 
I'll tell you where, too, and that's about forty miles 
to windward of Kauai.  We're going to stay by her till 
she's down; and once the masts are under, she's the 
FLYING SCUD no more, and we never heard of such a 
brig; and it's the crew of the schooner CURRENCY 
LASS that comes ashore in the boat, and takes the 
first chance to Sydney.” 
</p>
            <p>“Captain, dear, that's the first Christian word I've 
heard of ut!” cried Mac.  “And now, just let me arrum 
be, jewel, and get the brig outside.” 
</p>
            <p>“I'm as anxious as yourself, Mac,” returned Wicks; “but 
there's not wind enough to swear by.  So let's see your 
arm, and no more talk.” 
</p>
            <p>The arm was set and splinted; the body of Brown fetched 
from the forepeak, where it lay still and cold, and 
committed to the waters of the lagoon; and the washing 
of the cabin rudely finished.  All these were done ere 
mid-day; and it was past three when the first cat's-paw 
ruffled the lagoon, and the wind came in a dry squall, 
which presently sobered to a steady breeze. 
</p>
            <p>The interval was passed by all in feverish impatience, 
and by one of the party in secret and extreme concern 
of mind.  Captain Wicks was a fore-and-aft sailor; he 
could take a schooner through a Scotch reel, felt her 
mouth and divined her temper like a rider with a horse; 
she, on her side, recognising her master and following 
his wishes like a dog.  But by a not very unusual train 
of circumstance, the man's dexterity was partial and 
circumscribed.  On a schooner's deck he was Rembrandt, 
or (at the least) Mr. Whistler; on board a brig he was 
Pierre Grassou.  Again and again in the course of the 
morning he had reasoned out his policy and rehearsed 
his orders; and ever with the same depression and 
weariness.  It was guess-work; it was chance; the ship 
might behave as he expected, and might not; suppose she 
failed him, he stood there helpless, beggared of all 
the proved resources of experience.  Had not all hands 
been so weary, had he not feared to communicate his own 
misgivings, he could have towed her out.  But these 
reasons sufficed, and the most he could do was to take 
all possible precautions.  Accordingly he had Carthew 
aft, explained what was to be done with anxious 
patience, and visited along with him the various sheets 
and braces. 
</p>
            <p>“I hope I'll remember,” said Carthew.  “It seems 
awfully muddled.” 
</p>
            <p>“It's the rottenest kind of rig,” the captain 
admitted: “all blooming pocket-handkerchiefs! And 
not one sailor-man on deck!  Ah, if she'd only been a 
brigantine now! But it's lucky the passage is so plain; 
there's no manoeuvring to mention.  We get under weigh before 
the wind, and run right so till we begin to get foul of the 
island; then we haul our wind and lie as near south-east 
as may be till we're on that line; 'bout ship 
there and stand straight out on the port tack.  Catch 
the idea?” 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, I see the idea,” replied Carthew, rather 
dismally, and the two incompetents studied for a long 
time in silence the complicated gear above their heads. 
</p>
            <p>But the time came when these rehearsals must be put in 
practice.  The sails were lowered, and all hands heaved 
the anchor short.  The whaleboat was then cut adrift, 
the upper topsails and the spanker set, the yards 
braced up, and the spanker sheet hauled out to 
starboard. 
</p>
            <p>“Heave away on your anchor, Mr. Carthew.” 
</p>
            <p>“Anchor's gone, sir.” 
</p>
            <p>“Set jibs.” 
</p>
            <p>It was done, and the brig still hung enchanted.  Wicks, 
his head full of a schooner's mainsail, turned his mind 
to the spanker.  First he hauled in the sheet, and then 
he hauled it out, with no result. 
</p>
            <p>“Brail the damned thing up!” he bawled at last, with a 
red face.  “There ain't no sense in it.” 
</p>
            <p>It was the last stroke of bewilderment for the poor 
captain, that he had no sooner brailed up the spanker 
than the vessel came before the wind.  The laws of 
nature seemed to him to be suspended; he was like a man 
in a world of pantomime tricks; the cause of any 
result, and the probable result of any action, equally 
concealed from him.  He was the more careful not to 
shake the nerve of his amateur assistants.  He stood 
there with a face like a torch; but he gave his orders 
with APLOMB, and indeed, now the ship was under 
weigh, supposed his difficulties over. 
</p>
            <p>The lower topsails and courses were then set, and the 
brig began to walk the water like a thing of life, her 
fore-foot discoursing music, the birds flying and 
crying over her spars.  Bit by bit the passage began to 
open and the blue sea to show between the flanking 
breakers on the reef; bit by bit, on the starboard bow, 
the low land of the islet began to heave closer aboard. 
The yards were braced up, the spanker sheet hauled aft 
again; the brig was close hauled, lay down to her work 
like a thing in earnest, and had soon drawn near to the 
point of advantage, where she might stay and lie out of 
the lagoon in a single tack. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks took the wheel himself, swelling with success. 
He kept the brig full to give her heels, and began to 
bark his orders: “Ready about.  Helm's a-lee.  Tacks 
and sheets.  Mainsail haul.” And then the fatal words: 
“That'll do your mainsail; jump for'ard and haul round 
your foreyards.” 
</p>
            <p>To stay a square-rigged ship is an affair of knowledge 
and swift sight: and a man used to the succinct 
evolutions of a schooner will always tend to be too 
hasty with a brig.  It was so now.  The order came too 
soon; the topsails set flat aback; the ship was in 
irons.  Even yet, had the helm been reversed, they 
might have saved her.  But to think of a sternboard at 
all, far more to think of profiting by one, were 
foreign to the schooner-sailor's mind.  Wicks made 
haste instead to wear ship, a manoeuvre for which room 
was wanting, and the FLYING SCUD took ground on a 
bank of sand and coral about twenty minutes before 
five. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks was no hand with a square-rigger, and he had 
shown it.  But he was a sailor and a born captain of 
men for all homely purposes, where intellect is not 
required and an eye in a man's head and a heart under 
his jacket will suffice.  Before the others had time to 
understand the misfortune, he was bawling fresh orders, 
and had the sails clewed up, and took soundings round 
the ship. 
</p>
            <p>“She lies lovely,” he remarked, and ordered out a boat 
with the starboard anchor. 
</p>
            <p>“Here! steady!” cried Tommy.  “You ain't going to turn 
us to, to warp her off?” 
</p>
            <p>“I am though,” replied Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“I won't set a hand to such tomfoolery for one,” 
replied Tommy.  “I'm dead beat.” He went and sat down 
doggedly on the main hatch.  “You got us on; get us off 
again,” he added. 
</p>
            <p>Carthew and Wicks turned to each other. 
</p>
            <p>“Perhaps you don't know how tired we are,” said 
Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“The tide's flowing!” cried the captain.  “You wouldn't 
have me miss a rising tide?” 
</p>
            <p>“O, gammon! there's tides to-morrow!” retorted Tommy. 
</p>
            <p>“And I'll tell you what,” added Carthew, “the breeze is 
failing fast, and the sun will soon be down.  We may 
get into all kinds of fresh mess in the dark and with 
nothing but light airs.” 
</p>
            <p>“I don't deny it,” answered Wicks, and stood a while as 
if in thought.  “But what I can't make out,” he began 
again, with agitation,—“what I can't make out is what 
you're made of! To stay in this place is beyond me. 
There's the bloody sun going down—and to stay here is 
beyond me!” 
</p>
            <p>The others looked upon him with horrified surprise. 
This fall of their chief pillar—this irrational 
passion in the practical man, suddenly barred out of 
his true sphere—the sphere of action—shocked and 
daunted them.  But it gave to another and unseen hearer 
the chance for which he had been waiting.  Mac, on the 
striking of the brig, had crawled up the companion, and 
he now showed himself and spoke up. 
</p>
            <p>“Captain Wicks,” said he, “it's me that brought this 
trouble on the lot of ye.  I'm sorry for ut, I ask all 
your pardons, and if there's any one can say 'I forgive 
ye,' it'll make my soul the lighter.” 
</p>
            <p>Wicks stared upon the man in amaze; then his self-control 
returned to him.  “We're all in glass houses 
here,” he said; “we ain't going to turn to and throw 
stones.  I forgive you, sure enough; and much good may 
it do you!” 
</p>
            <p>The others spoke to the same purpose. 
</p>
            <p>“I thank ye for ut, and 'tis done like gentlemen,” said 
Mac.  “But there's another thing I have upon my mind. 
I hope we're all Prodestans here?” 
</p>
            <p>It appeared they were; it seemed a small thing for the 
Protestant religion to rejoice in! 
</p>
            <p>“Well, that's as it should be,” continued Mac.  “And 
why shouldn't we say the Lord's Prayer? There can't be 
no hurt in ut.” 
</p>
            <p>He had the same quiet, pleading, childlike way with him 
as in the morning; and the others accepted his 
proposal, and knelt down without a word. 
</p>
            <p>“Knale if ye like!” said he.  “I'll stand.” And he 
covered his eyes. 
</p>
            <p>So the prayer was said to the accompaniment of the surf 
and sea-birds, and all rose refreshed and felt 
lightened of a load.  Up to then, they had cherished 
their guilty memories in private, or only referred to 
them in the heat of a moment, and fallen immediately 
silent.  Now they had faced their remorse in company, 
and the worst seemed over.  Nor was it only that.  But 
the petition “Forgive us our trespasses,” falling in so 
apposite after they had themselves forgiven the 
immediate author of their miseries, sounded like an 
absolution. 
</p>
            <p>Tea was taken on deck in the time of the sunset, and 
not long after the five castaways—castaways once 
more—lay down to sleep. 
</p>
            <p>Day dawned windless and hot.  Their slumbers had been 
too profound to be refreshing, and they woke listless, 
and sat up, and stared about them with dull eyes.  Only 
Wicks, smelling a hard day's work ahead, was more 
alert.  He went first to the well, sounded it once, and 
then a second time, and stood a while with a grim look, 
so that all could see he was dissatisfied.  Then he 
shook himself, stripped to the buff, clambered on the 
rail, drew himself up and raised his arms to plunge. 
The dive was never taken.  He stood, instead, 
transfixed, his eyes on the horizon. 
</p>
            <p>“Hand up that glass,” he said. 
</p>
            <p>In a trice they were all swarming aloft, the nude 
captain leading with the glass. 
</p>
            <p>On the northern horizon was a finger of grey smoke, 
straight in the windless air like a point of 
admiration. 
</p>
            <p>“What do you make it?” they asked of Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“She's truck down,” he replied; “no telling yet.  By 
the way the smoke builds, she must be heading right 
here.” 
</p>
            <p>“What can she be?” 
</p>
            <p>“She might be a China mail,” returned Wicks, “and she 
might be a blooming man-of-war, come to look for 
castaways.  Here!  This ain't the time to stand 
staring.  On deck, boys!” 
</p>
            <p>He was the first on deck, as he had been the first 
aloft, handed down the ensign, bent it again to the 
signal halliards, and ran it up union down. 
</p>
            <p>“Now hear me,” he said, jumping into his trousers, “and 
everything I say you grip on to.  If that's a man-of-war, 
she'll be in a tearing hurry, all these ships are 
what don't do nothing and have their expenses paid. 
That's our chance; for we'll go with them, and they 
won't take the time to look twice or to ask a question. 
I'm Captain Trent; Carthew, you're Goddedaal; Tommy, 
you're Hardy; Mac's Brown; Amalu—hold hard; we can't 
make a Chinaman of him! Ah Wing must have deserted; 
Amalu stowed away; and I turned him to as cook, and was 
never at the bother to sign him.  Catch the idea? Say 
your names.” 
</p>
            <p>And that pale company recited their lesson earnestly. 
</p>
            <p>“What were the names of the other two?” he asked,—“him 
Carthew shot in the companion, and the one I caught in 
the jaw on the main top-gallant?” 
</p>
            <p>“Holdorsen and Wallen,” said some one. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, they're drowned,” continued Wicks; “drowned 
alongside trying to lower a boat.  We had a bit of a squall 
last night; that's how we got ashore.” He ran and 
squinted at the compass.  “Squall out of 
nor'-nor'-west-half-west; blew hard; every one in a mess, falls 
jammed, and Holdorsen and Wallen spilt overboard.  See? 
Clear your blooming heads!” He was in his jacket now, 
and spoke with a feverish impatience and contention 
that rang like anger. 
</p>
            <p>“But is it safe?” asked Tommy. 
</p>
            <p>“Safe?” bellowed the captain.  “We're standing on the 
drop, you moon-calf! If that ship's bound for China 
(which she don't look to be), we're lost as soon as we 
arrive; if she's bound the other way, she comes from 
China, don't she? Well, if there's a man on board of 
her that ever clapped eyes on Trent, or any blooming 
hand out of this brig, we'll all be in irons in two 
hours.  Safe! no, it ain't safe; it's a beggarly last 
chance to shave the gallows, and that's what it is.” 
</p>
            <p>At this convincing picture fear took hold on all. 
</p>
            <p>“Hadn't we a hundred times better stay by the brig?” 
cried Carthew.  “They would give us a hand to float her 
off.” 
</p>
            <p>“You'll make me waste this holy day in chattering!” 
cried Wicks.  “Look here, when I sounded the well this 
morning there was two foot of water there against eight 
inches last night.  What's wrong? I don't know; might 
be nothing; might be the worst kind of smash.  And 
then, there we are in for a thousand miles in an open 
boat, if that's your taste!” 
</p>
            <p>“But it may be nothing, and anyway their carpenters are 
bound to help us repair her,” argued Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Moses Murphy!” cried the captain.  “How did she 
strike?  Bows on, I believe.  And she's down by the 
head now.  If any carpenter comes tinkering here, 
where'll he go first? Down in the forepeak, I suppose! 
And then, how about all that blood among the chandlery. 
You would think you were a lot of members of Parliament 
discussing Plimsoll; and you're just a pack of 
murderers with the halter round your neck.  Any other 
ass got any time to waste? No? Thank God for that! Now, 
all hands! I'm going below, and I leave you here on 
deck.  You get the boat-cover off that boat; then you 
turn to and open the specie chest.  There are five of 
us; get five chests, and divide the specie equal among 
the five—put it at the bottom—and go at it like 
tigers.  Get blankets, or canvas, or clothes, so it 
won't rattle.  It'll make five pretty heavy chests, but 
we can't help that.  You, Carthew—dash me!—You, Mr. 
Goddedaal, come below.  We've our share before us.” 
</p>
            <p>And he cast another glance at the smoke, and hurried 
below with Carthew at his heels. 
</p>
            <p>The logs were found in the main cabin behind the canary 
cage; two of them, one kept by Trent, one by Goddedaal. 
Wicks looked first at one, then at the other, and his 
lip stuck out. 
</p>
            <p>“Can you forge hand of write?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” said Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“There's luck for you—no more can I!” cried the 
captain.  “Hullo! here's worse yet—here's this 
Goddedaal up to date; he must have filled it in before 
supper.  See for yourself: “Smoke observed.—Captain 
Kirkup and five hands of the schooner CURRENCY 
LASS.” Ah! this is better,” he added, turning to the 
other log.  “The old man ain't written anything for a 
clear fortnight.  We'll dispose of your log altogether, 
Mr. Goddedaal, and stick to the old man's—to mine, I 
mean; only I ain't going to write it up, for reasons of 
my own.  You are.  You're going to sit down right here 
and fill it in the way I tell you.” 
</p>
            <p>“How to explain the loss of mine?” asked Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“You never kept one,” replied the captain.  “Gross 
neglect of duty.  You'll catch it.” 
</p>
            <p>“And the change of writing?” resumed Carthew.  “You 
began; why do you stop and why do I come in? And you'll 
have to sign anyway.” 
</p>
            <p>“O! I've met with an accident and can't write,” replied 
Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“An accident?” repeated Carthew.  “It don't sound 
natural.  What kind of an accident?” 
</p>
            <p>Wicks spread his hand face-up on the table, and drove a 
knife through his palm. 
</p>
            <p>“That kind of an accident,” said he.  “There's a way to 
draw to windward of most difficulties, if you've a head 
on your shoulders.” He began to bind up his hand with a 
handkerchief, glancing the while over Goddedaal's log. 
“Hullo!” he said; “this'll never do for 
us—this is an impossible kind of a yarn.  Here, 
to begin with, is this Captain Trent trying some fancy course, 
leastways he's a thousand miles to south'ard of the great circle. 
And here, it seems, he was close up with this island on 
the 6th, sails all these days and is close up with it 
again by daylight on the 11th.” 
</p>
            <p>“Goddedaal said they had the deuce's luck,” said 
Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it don't look like real life—that's all I can 
say,” returned Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“It's the way it was, though,” argued Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>“So it is; and what the better are we for that, if it 
don't look so?” cried the captain, sounding unwonted 
depths of art criticism.  “Here! try and see if you can 
tie this bandage; I'm bleeding like a pig.” 
</p>
            <p>As Carthew sought to adjust the handkerchief, his 
patient seemed sunk in a deep muse, his eye veiled, his 
mouth partly open.  The job was yet scarce done when he 
sprang to his feet. 
</p>
            <p>“I have it,” he broke out, and ran on deck.  “Here, 
boys!” he cried, “we didn't come here on the 11th; we 
came in here on the evening of the 6th, and lay here 
ever since becalmed.  As soon as you've done with these 
chests,” he added, “you can turn to and roll out beef 
and water-breakers; it'll look more shipshape—like as 
if we were getting ready for the boat voyage.” 
</p>
            <p>And he was back again in a moment, cooking the new log. 
Goddedaal's was then carefully destroyed, and a hunt 
began for the ship's papers.  Of all the agonies of 
that breathless morning this was perhaps the most 
poignant.  Here and there the two men searched, 
cursing, cannoning together, streaming with heat, 
freezing with terror.  News was bawled down to them 
that the ship was indeed a man-of-war, that she was 
close up, that she was lowering a boat; and still they 
sought in vain.  By what accident they missed the iron 
box with the money and accounts is hard to fancy, but 
they did.  And the vital documents were found at last 
in the pocket of Trent's shore-going coat, where he had 
left them when last he came on board. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks smiled for the first time that morning.  “None 
too soon,” said he.  “And now for it! Take these others 
for me; I'm afraid I'll get them mixed if I keep both.” 
</p>
            <p>“What are they?” Carthew asked. 
</p>
            <p>“They're the Kirkup and CURRENCY LASS papers,” he 
replied.  “Pray God we need 'em again!” 
</p>
            <p>“Boat's inside the lagoon, sir,” hailed down Mac, who 
sat by the skylight doing sentry while the others 
worked. 
</p>
            <p>“Time we were on deck, then, Mr. Goddedaal,” said 
Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>As they turned to leave the cabin, the canary burst 
into piercing song. 
</p>
            <p>“My God!” cried Carthew, with a gulp, “we can't leave 
that wretched bird to starve.  It was poor 
Goddedaal's.” 
</p>
            <p>“Bring the bally thing along!” cried the captain. 
</p>
            <p>And they went on deck. 
</p>
            <p>An ugly brute of a modern man-of-war lay just without 
the reef, now quite inert, now giving a flap or two 
with her propeller.  Nearer hand, and just within, a 
big white boat came skimming to the stroke of many 
oars, her ensign blowing at the stern. 
</p>
            <p>“One word more,” said Wicks, after he had taken in the 
scene.  “Mac, you've been in China ports? All right; 
then you can speak for yourself The rest of you I kept 
on board all the time we were in Hong Kong, hoping you 
would desert; but you fooled me and stuck to the brig. 
That'll make your lying come easier.” 
</p>
            <p>The boat was now close at hand; a boy in the stern 
sheets was the only officer, and a poor one plainly, 
for the men were talking as they pulled. 
</p>
            <p>“Thank God, they've only sent a kind of a middy!” 
ejaculated Wicks.—“Here you, Hardy, stand for'ard! 
I'll have no deck hands on my quarter-deck,” he cried, 
and the reproof braced the whole crew like a cold 
douche. 
</p>
            <p>The boat came alongside with perfect neatness, and the 
boy officer stepped on board, where he was respectfully 
greeted by Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“You the master of this ship?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“Yes, sir,” said Wicks.  “Trent is my name, and this is 
the FLYING SCUD of Hull.” 
</p>
            <p>“You seem to have got into a mess,” said the officer. 
</p>
            <p>“If you'll step aft with me here, I'll tell you all 
there is of it,” said Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, man, you're shaking!” cried the officer. 
</p>
            <p>“So would you, perhaps, if you had been in the same 
berth,” returned Wicks; and he told the whole story of 
the rotten water, the long calm, the squall, the seamen 
drowned, glibly and hotly, talking, with his head in 
the lion's mouth, like one pleading in the dock.  I 
heard the same tale from the same narrator in the 
saloon in San Francisco; and even then his bearing 
filled me with suspicion.  But the officer was no 
observer. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, the captain is in no end of a hurry,” said he; 
“but I was instructed to give you all the assistance in 
my power, and signal back for another boat if more 
hands were necessary.  What can I do for you?” 
</p>
            <p>“O, we won't keep you no time,” replied Wicks cheerily. 
“We're all ready, bless you—men's chests, chronometer, 
papers, and all.” 
</p>
            <p>“Do you mean to leave her?” cried the officer.  “She 
seems to me to lie nicely; can't we get your ship off?” 
</p>
            <p>“So we could, and no mistake; but how we're to keep her 
afloat's another question.  Her bows is stove in,” 
replied Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>The officer coloured to the eyes.  He was incompetent, 
and knew he was; thought he was already detected, and 
feared to expose himself again.  There was nothing 
further from his mind than that the captain should 
deceive him; if the captain was pleased, why, so was 
he.  “All right,” he said.  “Tell your men 
to get their chests aboard.” 
</p>
            <p>“Mr. Goddedaal, turn the hands to to get the chests 
aboard,” said Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>The four Currency Lasses had waited the while on 
tenter-hooks.  This welcome news broke upon them like 
the sun at midnight; and Hadden burst into a storm of 
tears, sobbing aloud as he heaved upon the tackle.  But 
the work went none the less briskly forward; chests, 
men, and bundles were got over the side with alacrity; 
the boat was shoved off; it moved out of the long 
shadow of the FLYING SCUD, and its bows were 
pointed at the passage. 
</p>
            <p>So much, then, was accomplished.  The sham wreck had 
passed muster; they were clear of her, they were safe 
away; and the water widened between them and her 
damning evidences.  On the other hand, they were 
drawing nearer to the ship of war, which might very 
well prove to be their prison and a hangman's cart to 
bear them to the gallows of which they had not yet 
learned either whence she came or whither she was 
bound; and the doubt weighed upon their heart like 
mountains. 
</p>
            <p>It was Wicks who did the talking.  The sound was small 
in Carthew's ears, like the voices of men miles away, 
but the meaning of each word struck home to him like a 
bullet.  “What did you say your ship was?” inquired 
Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“TEMPEST, don't you know?” returned the officer. 
</p>
            <p>“‘Don't you know?’ What could that mean? Perhaps 
nothing: perhaps that the ships had met already.  Wicks 
took his courage in both hands.  “Where is she bound?” 
he asked. 
</p>
            <p>“O, we're just looking in at all these miserable 
islands here,” said the officer.  “Then we bear up for 
San Francisco.” 
</p>
            <p>“O yes, you're from China ways, like us?” pursued 
Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“Hong Kong,” said the officer, and spat over the side. 
</p>
            <p>Hong Kong.  Then the game was up; as soon as they set 
foot on board they would be seized: the wreck would be 
examined, the blood found, the lagoon perhaps dredged, 
and the bodies of the dead would reappear to testify. 
An impulse almost incontrollable bade Carthew rise from 
the thwart, shriek out aloud, and leap overboard; it 
seemed so vain a thing to dissemble longer, to dally 
with the inevitable, to spin out some hundred seconds 
more of agonised suspense, with shame and death thus 
visibly approaching.  But the indomitable Wicks 
persevered.  His face was like a skull, his voice 
scarce recognisable; the dullest (it seemed) must have 
remarked that tell-tale countenance and broken 
utterance.  And still he persevered, bent upon 
certitude. 
</p>
            <p>“Nice place Hong Kong?” he said. 
</p>
            <p>“I'm sure I don't know,” said the officer. 
“Only a day and a half there; called for orders 
and came straight on here.  Never heard of such a 
beastly cruise.”  And he went on describing and 
lamenting the untoward fortunes of the TEMPEST. 
</p>
            <p>But Wicks and Carthew heeded him no longer.  They lay 
back on the gunwale, breathing deep, sunk in a stupor 
of the body; the mind within still nimbly and agreeably 
at work, measuring the past danger, exulting in the 
present relief, numbering with ecstasy their ultimate 
chances of escape.  For the voyage in the man-of-war 
they were now safe, yet a few more days of peril, 
activity and presence of mind in San Francisco, and the 
whole horrid tale was blotted out; and Wicks again 
became Kirkup, and Goddedaal became Carthew—men beyond 
all shot of possible suspicion, men who had never heard 
of the FLYING SCUD, who had never been in sight of 
Midway Reef. 
</p>
            <p>So they came alongside, under many craning heads of 
seamen and projecting mouths of guns; so they climbed 
on board somnambulous, and looked blindly about them at 
the tall spars, the white decks, and the crowding 
ship's company, and heard men as from far away, and 
answered them at random. 
</p>
            <p>And then a hand fell softly on Carthew's shoulder. 
</p>
            <p>“Why, Norrie, old chappie, where have you dropped from? 
All the world's been looking for you.  Don't you know 
you've come into your kingdom?” 
</p>
            <p>He turned, beheld the face of his old schoolmate 
Sebright, and fell unconscious at his feet. 
</p>
            <p>The doctor was attending him, a while later, in 
Lieutenant Sebright's cabin, when he came to himself. 
He opened his eyes, looked hard in the strange face, 
and spoke with a kind of solemn vigour. 
</p>
            <p>“Brown must go the same road,” he said, “now or never.” 
And then paused, and his reason coming to him with more 
clearness, spoke again: “What was I saying? Where am I? 
Who are you?” 
</p>
            <p>“I am the doctor of the TEMPEST,” was the reply. 
“You are in Lieutenant Sebright's berth, and you may 
dismiss all concern from your mind.  Your troubles are 
over, Mr. Carthew.” 
</p>
            <p>“Why do you call me that?” he asked.  “Ah, I remember— 
Sebright knew me!  O!” and he groaned and shook.  “Send 
down Wicks to me; I must see Wicks at once!” he cried, 
and seized the doctor's wrist with unconscious 
violence. 
</p>
            <p>“All right,” said the doctor.  “Let's make a bargain. 
You swallow down this draught, and I'll go and fetch 
Wicks.” 
</p>
            <p>And he gave the wretched man an opiate that laid him 
out within ten minutes, and in all likelihood preserved 
his reason. 
</p>
            <p>It was the doctor's next business to attend to Mac; and 
he found occasion, while engaged upon his arm, to make 
the man repeat the names of the rescued crew.  It was 
now the turn of the captain, and there is no doubt he 
was no longer the man that we have seen; sudden relief, 
the sense of perfect safety, a square meal, and a good 
glass of grog, had all combined to relax his vigilance 
and depress his energy. 
</p>
            <p>“When was this done?” asked the doctor, looking at the 
wound. 
</p>
            <p>“More than a week ago,” replied Wicks, thinking singly 
of his log. 
</p>
            <p>“Hey?” cried the doctor, and he raised his hand and 
looked the captain in the eyes. 
</p>
            <p>“I don't remember exactly,” faltered Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>And at this remarkable falsehood the suspicions of the 
doctor were at once quadrupled. 
</p>
            <p>“By the way, which of you is called Wicks?” he asked 
easily. 
</p>
            <p>“What's that?” snapped the captain, falling white as 
paper. 
</p>
            <p>“Wicks,” repeated the doctor; “which of you is he? 
That's surely a plain question.” 
</p>
            <p>Wicks stared upon his questioner in silence. 
</p>
            <p>“Which is Brown, then?” pursued the doctor. 
</p>
            <p>“What are you talking of? what do you mean by this?” 
cried Wicks, snatching his half-bandaged hand away, so 
that the blood sprinkled in the surgeon's face. 
</p>
            <p>He did not trouble to remove it; looking straight at 
his victim, he pursued his questions.  “Why must Brown 
go the same way?” he asked. 
</p>
            <p>Wicks fell trembling on a locker.  “Carthew told you,” 
he cried. 
</p>
            <p>“No,” replied the doctor, “he has not.  But he and you 
between you have set me thinking, and I think there's 
something wrong.” 
</p>
            <p>“Give me some grog,” said Wicks.  “I'd rather tell than 
have you find out.  I'm damned if it's half as bad as 
what any one would think.” 
</p>
            <p>And with the help of a couple of strong grogs, the 
tragedy of the FLYING SCUD was told for the first 
time. 
</p>
            <p>It was a fortunate series of accidents that brought the 
story to the doctor.  He understood and pitied the 
position of these wretched men, and came wholeheartedly 
to their assistance.  He and Wicks and Carthew (so soon 
as he was recovered) held a hundred councils and 
prepared a policy for San Francisco.  It was he who 
certified “Goddedaal” unfit to be moved, and smuggled 
Carthew ashore under cloud of night; it was he who kept 
Wicks's wound open that he might sign with his left 
hand; he who took all their Chile silver and (in the 
course of the first day) got it converted for them into 
portable gold.  He used his influence in the wardroom 
to keep the tongues of the young officers in order, so 
that Carthew's identification was kept out of the 
papers.  And he rendered another service yet more 
important.  He had a friend in San Francisco, a 
millionaire; to this man he privately presented Carthew 
as a young gentleman come newly into a huge estate, but 
troubled with Jew debts which he was trying to settle 
on the quiet.  The millionaire came readily to help; 
and it was with his money that the wrecker gang was to 
be fought.  What was his name, out of a thousand 
guesses? It was Douglas Longhurst. 
</p>
            <p>As long as the Currency Lasses could all disappear 
under fresh names, it did not greatly matter if the 
brig were bought, or any small discrepancies should be 
discovered in the wrecking.  The identification of one 
of their number had changed all that.  The smallest 
scandal must now direct attention to the movements of 
Norris.  It would be asked how he who had sailed in a 
schooner from Sydney had turned up so shortly after in 
a brig out of Hong Kong; and from one question to 
another all his original shipmates were pretty sure to 
be involved.  Hence arose naturally the idea of 
preventing danger, profiting by Carthew's new-found 
wealth, and buying the brig under an ALIAS; and it 
was put in hand with equal energy and caution.  Carthew 
took lodgings alone under a false name, picked up 
Bellairs at random, and commissioned him to buy the 
wreck. 
</p>
            <p>“What figure, if you please?” the lawyer asked. 
</p>
            <p>“I want it bought,” replied Carthew.  “I don't mind 
about the price.” 
</p>
            <p>“Any price is no price,” said Bellairs.  “Put a name 
upon it.” 
</p>
            <p>“Call it ten thousand pounds then, if you like!” said 
Carthew. 
</p>
            <p>In the meanwhile the captain had to walk the streets, 
appear in the consulate, be cross-examined by Lloyd's 
agent, be badgered about his lost accounts, sign papers 
with his left hand, and repeat his lies to every 
skipper in San Francisco, not knowing at what moment he 
might run into the arms of some old friend who should 
hail him by the name of Wicks, or some new enemy who 
should be in a position to deny him that of Trent.  And 
the latter incident did actually befall him, but was 
transformed by his stout countenance into an element of 
strength.  It was in the consulate (of all untoward 
places) that he suddenly heard a big voice inquiring 
for Captain Trent.  He turned with the customary 
sinking at his heart. 
</p>
            <p>“YOU ain't Captain Trent!” said the stranger, 
falling back.  “Why, what's all this? They tell me 
you're passing off as Captain Trent—Captain Jacob 
Trent—a man I knew since I was that high.” 
</p>
            <p>“O, you're thinking of my uncle as had the bank in 
Cardiff,” replied Wicks, with desperate APLOMB. 
</p>
            <p>“I declare I never knew he had a nevvy!” said the 
stranger. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, you see he has!” says Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“And how is the old man?” asked the other. 
</p>
            <p>“Fit as a fiddle,” answered Wicks, and was opportunely 
summoned by the clerk. 
</p>
            <p>This alert was the only one until the morning of the 
sale, when he was once more alarmed by his interview 
with Jim; and it was with some anxiety that he attended 
the sale, knowing only that Carthew was to be 
represented, but neither who was to represent him nor 
what were the instructions given.  I suppose Captain 
Wicks is a good life.  In spite of his personal 
appearance and his own known uneasiness, I suppose he 
is secure from apoplexy, or it must have struck him 
there and then, as he looked on at the stages of that 
insane sale and saw the old brig and her not very 
valuable cargo knocked down at last to a total stranger 
for ten thousand pounds. 
</p>
            <p>It had been agreed that he was to avoid Carthew, and 
above all Carthew's lodging, so that no connection 
might be traced between the crew and the pseudonymous 
purchaser.  But the hour for caution was gone by, and 
he caught a tram and made all speed to Mission Street. 
</p>
            <p>Carthew met him in the door. 
</p>
            <p>“Come away, come away from here,” said Carthew; and 
when they were clear of the house, “All's up!” he 
added. 
</p>
            <p>“O, you've heard of the sale, then?” said Wicks. 
</p>
            <p>“The sale!” cried Carthew.  “I declare I had forgotten 
it.” And he told of the voice in the telephone, and the 
maddening question: “Why did you want to buy the 
FLYING SCUD?” 
</p>
            <p>This circumstance, coming on the back of the monstrous 
improbabilities of the sale, was enough to have shaken 
the reason of Immanuel Kant.  The earth seemed banded 
together to defeat them; the stones and the boys on the 
street appeared to be in possession of their guilty 
secret.  Flight was their one thought.  The treasure of 
the CURRENCY LASS they packed in waist-belts, 
expressed their chests to an imaginary address in 
British Columbia, and left San Francisco the same 
afternoon, booked for Los Angeles. 
</p>
            <p>The next day they pursued their retreat by the Southern 
Pacific route, which Carthew followed on his way to 
England; but the other three branched off for Mexico. 
</p>
            <p>EPILOGUE 
</p>
            <p>TO WILL H. LOW 
</p>
            <p>DEAR Low,—The other day (at Manihiki of all places) I 
had the pleasure to meet Dodd.  We sat some two hours 
in the neat little toy-like church, set with pews after 
the manner of Europe, and inlaid with mother-of-pearl 
in the style (I suppose) of the New Jerusalem.  The 
natives, who are decidedly the most attractive 
inhabitants of this planet, crowded round us in the 
pew, and fawned upon and patted us; and here it was I 
put my questions, and Dodd answered me. 
</p>
            <p>I first carried him back to the night in Barbizon when 
Carthew told his story, and asked him what was done 
about Bellairs.  It seemed he had put the matter to his 
friend at once, and that Carthew had taken to it with 
an inimitable lightness.  “He's poor and I'm rich,” he 
had said.  “I can afford to smile at him.  I go 
somewhere else, that's all—somewhere that's far away 
and dear to get to.  Persia would be found to answer, I 
fancy.  No end of a place, Persia.  Why not come with 
me?” And they had left the next afternoon for 
Constantinople, on their way to Teheran.  Of the 
shyster, it is only known (by a newspaper paragraph) 
that he returned somehow to San Francisco and died in 
the hospital. 
</p>
            <p>“Now there's another point,” said I.  “There you are 
off to Persia with a millionaire, and rich yourself. 
How come you here in the South Seas, running a trader?” 
</p>
            <p>He said, with a smile, that I had not yet heard of 
Jim's last bankruptcy.  “I was about cleaned out once 
more,” he said; “and then it was that Carthew had this 
schooner built and put me in as supercargo.  It's his 
yacht and it's my trader; and as nearly all the 
expenses go to the yacht, I do pretty well.  As for 
Jim, he's right again; one of the best businesses, they 
say, in the West—fruit, cereals, and real estate; and 
he has a Tartar of a partner now—Nares, no less. 
Nares will keep him straight, Nares has a big head. 
They have their country places next door at Saucelito, 
and I stayed with them time about, the last time I was 
on the coast.  Jim had a paper of his own—I think he 
has a notion of being senator one of these days—and he 
wanted me to throw up the schooner and come and write 
his editorials.  He holds strong views on the State 
Constitution, and so does Mamie.” 
</p>
            <p>“And what became of the other three Currency Lasses 
after they left Carthew?” I inquired. 
</p>
            <p>“Well, it seems they had a huge spree in the city of 
Mexico,” said Dodd; “and then Hadden and the Irishman 
took a turn at the gold-fields in Venezuela, and Wicks 
went on alone to Valparaiso.  There's a Kirkup in the 
Chilean navy to this day; I saw the name in the papers 
about the Balmaceda war.  Hadden soon wearied of the 
mines, and I met him the other day in Sydney.  The last 
news he had from Venezuela, Mac had been knocked over 
in an attack on the gold train.  So there's only the 
three of them left, for Amalu scarcely counts.  He lives 
on his own land in Maui, at the side of Hale-a-ka-la, 
where he keeps Goddedaal's canary; and they say 
he sticks to his dollars, which is a wonder in a 
Kanaka.  He had a considerable pile to start with, for 
not only Hemstead's share but Carthew's was divided 
equally among the other four—Mac being counted.” 
</p>
            <p>“What did that make for him altogether?” I could not 
help asking, for I had been diverted by the number of 
calculations in his narrative. 
</p>
            <p>“One hundred and twenty-eight pounds nineteen shillings 
and elevenpence-halfpenny,” he replied with composure; 
“that's leaving out what little he won at Van John. 
It's something for a Kanaka, you know.” 
</p>
            <p>And about that time we were at last obliged to yield to 
the solicitations of our native admirers, and go to the 
pastor's house to drink green cocoa-nuts.  The ship I 
was in was sailing the same night, for Dodd had been 
beforehand and got all the shell in the island; and 
though he pressed me to desert and return with him to 
Auckland (whither he was now bound to pick up Carthew) 
I was firm in my refusal. 
</p>
            <p>The truth is, since I have been mixed up with Havens 
and Dodd in the design to publish the latter's 
narrative, I seem to feel no want for Carthew's 
society.  Of course, I am wholly modern in sentiment, 
and think nothing more noble than to publish people's 
private affairs at so much a line.  They like it, and 
if they don't they ought to.  But a still small voice 
keeps telling me they will not like it always, and 
perhaps not always stand it.  Memory besides supplies 
me with the face of a pressman (in the sacred phrase) 
who proved altogether too modern for one of his 
neighbours, and 
</p>
            <p>Qui nunc it per iter tenebricosum 
—nos proecedens— 
</p>
            <p>as it were, marshalling us our way.  I am in no haste 
to be that man's successor.  Carthew has a record as “a 
clane shot,” and for some years Samoa will be good 
enough for me. 
</p>
            <p>We agreed to separate, accordingly; but he took me on 
board in his own boat with the hardwood fittings, and 
entertained me on the way with an account of his late 
visit to Butaritari, whither he had gone on an errand 
for Carthew, to see how Topelius was getting along, 
and, if necessary, to give him a helping hand.  But 
Topelius was in great force, and had patronised and— 
well—out-manoeuvred him. 
</p>
            <p>“Carthew will be pleased,” said Dodd; “for there's no 
doubt they oppressed the man abominably when they were 
in the CURRENCY LASS.  It's diamond cut diamond 
now.” 
</p>
            <p>This, I think, was the most of the news I got from my 
friend Loudon; and I hope I was well inspired, and have 
put all the questions to which you would be curious to 
hear an answer. 
</p>
            <p>But there is one more that I daresay you are burning to 
put to myself; and that is, what your own name is doing 
in this place, cropping up (as it were uncalled for) on 
the stern of our poor ship? If you were not born in 
Arcadia, you linger in fancy on its margin; your 
thoughts are busied with the flutes of antiquity, with 
daffodils, and the classic poplar, and the footsteps of 
the nymphs, and the elegant and moving aridity of 
ancient art.  Why dedicate to you a tale of a cast so 
modern:—full of details of our barbaric manners and 
unstable morals; full of the need and the lust of 
money, so that there is scarce a page in which the 
dollars do not jingle; full of the unrest and movement 
of our century, so that the reader is hurried from 
place to place and sea to sea, and the book is less a 
romance than a panorama—in the end, as blood-bespattered 
as an epic? 
</p>
            <p>Well, you are a man interested in all problems of art, 
even the most vulgar; and it may amuse you to hear the 
genesis and growth of THE WRECKER.  On board the 
schooner EQUATOR, almost within sight of the Johnstone 
Islands (if anybody knows where these are), and on a 
moonlit night when it was a joy to be alive, the 
authors were amused with several stories of the sales 
of wrecks.  The subject tempted them; and they sat apart 
in the alleyway to discuss its possibilities.  “What 
a tangle it would make,” suggested one, “if the 
wrong crew were aboard.  But how to get the wrong crew 
there?”—“I have it!” cried the other; 
“the so-and-so affair!” For not so many months 
before, and not so many hundred miles from where we were 
then sailing, a proposition almost tantamount to that of 
Captain Trent had been made by a British skipper to some 
British castaways. 
</p>
            <p>Before we turned in, the scaffolding of the tale had 
been put together.  But the question of treatment was 
as usual more obscure.  We had long been at once 
attracted and repelled by that very modern form of the 
police novel or mystery story, which consists in 
beginning your yarn anywhere but at the beginning, and 
finishing it anywhere but at the end; attracted by its 
peculiar interest when done, and the peculiar 
difficulties that attend its execution; repelled by 
that appearance of insincerity and shallowness of tone, 
which seems its inevitable drawback.  For the mind of 
the reader, always bent to pick up clues, receives no 
impression of reality or life, rather of an airless, 
elaborate mechanism; and the book remains enthralling, 
but insignificant, like a game of chess, not a work of 
human art.  It seemed the cause might lie partly in the 
abrupt attack; and that if the tale were gradually 
approached, some of the characters introduced (as it 
were) beforehand, and the book started in the tone of a 
novel of manners and experience briefly treated, this 
defect might be lessened and our mystery seem to inhere 
in life.  The tone of the age, its movement, the 
mingling of races and classes in the dollar hunt, the 
fiery and not quite unromantic struggle for existence, 
with its changing trades and scenery, and two types in 
particular, that of the American handy-man of business 
and that of the Yankee merchant sailor—we agreed to 
dwell upon at some length, and make the woof to our not 
very precious warp.  Hence Dodd's father, and 
Pinkerton, and Nares, and the Dromedary picnics, and 
the railway work in New South Wales—the last an 
unsolicited testimonial from the powers that be, for 
the tale was half written before I saw Carthew's squad 
toil in the rainy cutting at South Clifton, or heard 
from the engineer of his “young swell.”  After we had 
invented at some expense of time this method of 
approaching and fortifying our police novel, it 
occurred to us it had been invented previously by some 
one else, and was in fact—however painfully different 
the results may seem—the method of Charles Dickens in 
his later work. 
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            <p>I see you staring.  Here, you will say, is a prodigious 
quantity of theory to our halfpenny-worth of police 
novel; and withal not a shadow of an answer to your 
question. 
</p>
            <p>Well, some of us like theory.  After so long a piece of 
practice, these may be indulged for a few pages.  And 
the answer is at hand.  It was plainly desirable, from 
every point of view of convenience and contrast, that 
our hero and narrator should partly stand aside from 
those with whom he mingles, and be but a pressed-man in 
the dollar hunt.  Thus it was that Loudon Dodd became a 
student of the plastic arts, and that our globe-trotting 
story came to visit Paris and look in at 
Barbizon.  And thus it is, dear Low, that your name 
appears in the address of this epilogue. 
</p>
            <p>For sure, if any person can here appreciate and read 
between the lines, it must be you—and one other, our 
friend.  All the dominos will be transparent to your 
better knowledge; the statuary contract will be to you 
a piece of ancient history; and you will not have now 
heard for the first time of the dangers of Roussillon. 
Dead leaves from the Bas Breau, echoes from Lavenue's 
and the Rue Racine, memories of a common past, let 
these be your bookmarkers as you read.  And if you care 
for naught else in the story, be a little pleased to 
breathe once more for a moment the airs of our youth. 
</p>
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