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            <p>You were formerly so much amused at my pride in my descent from that 
sister of Calvin's, who married a Whittingham, Dean of Durham, that I 
doubt if you will be able to enter into the regard for my 
distinguished relation that has led me to France, in order to examine 
registers and archives, which, I thought, might enable me to discover 
collateral descendants of the great reformer, with whom I might call 
cousins. I shall not tell you of my troubles and adventures in this 
research; you are not worthy to hear of them; but something so curious 
befel me one evening last August, that if I had not been perfectly 
certain I was wide awake, I might have taken it for a dream. 
</p>
            <p>For the purpose I have named, it was necessary that I should make 
Tours my head-quarters for a time. I had traced descendants of the 
Calvin family out of Normandy into the centre of France; but I found 
it was necessary to have a kind of permission from the bishop of the 
diocese before I could see certain family papers, which had fallen 
into the possession of the Church; and, as I had several English 
friends at Tours, I awaited the answer to my request to Monseigneur de 
——, at that town. I was ready to accept any invitation; but I 
received very few; and was sometimes a little at a loss what to do 
with my evenings. The table d'hote was at five o'clock; I did not wish 
to go to the expense of a private sitting-room, disliked the dinnery 
atmosphere of the salle a manger, could not play either at pool or 
billiards, and the aspect of my fellow guests was unprepossessing 
enough to make me unwilling to enter into any tete-a-tete gamblings 
with them. So I usually rose from table early, and tried to make the 
most of the remaining light of the August evenings in walking briskly 
off to explore the surrounding country; the middle of the day was too 
hot for this purpose, and better employed in lounging on a bench in 
the Boulevards, lazily listening to the distant band, and noticing 
with equal laziness the faces and figures of the women who passed by. 
</p>
            <p>One Thursday evening, the 18th of August it was, I think, I had gone 
further than usual in my walk, and I found that it was later than I 
had imagined when I paused to turn back. I fancied I could make a 
round; I had enough notion of the direction in which I was, to see 
that by turning up a narrow, straight lane to my left I should shorten 
my way back to Tours. And so I believe I should have done, could I 
have found an outlet at the right place, but field-paths are almost 
unknown in that part of France, and my lane, stiff and straight as any 
street, and marked into terribly vanishing perspective by the regular 
row of poplars on each side, seemed interminable. Of course night came 
on, and I was in darkness. In England I might have had a chance of 
seeing a light in some cottage only a field or two off, and asking my 
way from the inhabitants; but here I could see no such welcome sight; 
indeed, I believe French peasants go to bed with the summer daylight, 
so if there were any habitations in the neighbour hood I never saw 
them. At last—I believe I must have walked two hours in the 
darkness,—I saw the dusky outline of a wood on one side of the 
weariful lane, and, impatiently careless of all forest laws and 
penalties for trespassers, I made my way to it, thinking that if the 
worst came to the worst, I could find some covert—some shelter where 
I could lie down and rest, until the morning light gave me a chance of 
finding my way back to Tours. But the plantation, on the outskirts of 
what appeared to me a dense wood, was of young trees, too closely 
planted to be more than slender stems growing up to a good height, 
with scanty foliage on their summits. On I went towards the thicker 
forest, and once there I slackened my pace, and began to look about me 
for a good lair. I was as dainty as Lochiel's grandchild, who made his 
grandsire indignant at the luxury of his pillow of snow: this brake 
was too full of brambles, that felt damp with dew; there was no hurry, 
since I had given up all hope of passing the night between four walls; 
and I went leisurely groping about, and trusting that there were no 
wolves to be poked up Out of their summer drowsiness by my stick, when 
all at once I saw a chateau before me, not a quarter of a mile off, at 
the end of what seemed to be an ancient avenue (now overgrown and 
irregular), which I happened to be crossing, when I looked to my 
right, and saw the welcome sight. Large, stately, and dark was its 
outline against the dusky night-sky; there were pepper-boxes and 
tourelles and what-not fantastically going up into the dim starlight. 
And more to the purpose still, though I could not see the details of 
the building that I was now facing, it was plain enough that there 
were lights in many windows, as if some great entertainment was going 
on. 
</p>
            <p>'They are hospitable people, at any rate,' thought I. 'Perhaps they 
will give me a bed. I don't suppose French proprietaires have traps 
and horses quite as plentiful as English gentlemen; but they are 
evidently having a large party, and some of their guests may be from 
Tours, and will give me a cast back to the Lion d'Or. I am not proud, 
and I am dog-tired. I am not above hanging on behind, if need be.' 
</p>
            <p>So, putting a little briskness and spirit into my walk, I went up to 
the door, which was standing open, most hospitably, showing a large, 
lighted hall, all hung round with spoils of the chase, armour, —c., 
the details of which I had not time to notice, for the instant I stood 
on the threshold a huge porter appeared, in a strange, old-fashioned 
dress, a kind of livery which well befitted the general appearance of 
the house. He asked me, in French (so curiously pronounced that I 
thought I had hit upon a new kind of patois), my name, and whence I 
came. I thought he would not be much the wiser, still it was but civil 
to give it before I made my request for assistance; so, in reply, I 
said,— 
</p>
            <p>'My name is Whittingham—Richard Whittingham, an English gentleman, 
staying at ——' To my infinite surprise, a light of pleased 
intelligence came over the giant's face; he made me a low bow, and 
said (still in the same curious dialect) that I was welcome, that I 
was long expected. 
</p>
            <p>'Long expected!' what could the fellow mean? Had I stumbled on a nest 
of relations by John Calvin's side, who had heard of my genealogical 
inquiries, and were gratified and interested by them? But I was too 
much pleased to be under shelter for the night to think it necessary 
to account for my agreeable reception before I enjoyed it. Just as he 
was opening the great, heavy battants of the door that led from the 
hall to the interior, he turned round and said,— 
</p>
            <p>'Apparently Monsieur le Geanquilleur is not come with you.' 
</p>
            <p>'No! I am all alone; I have lost my way,'—and I was going on with my 
explanation, when he, as if quite indifferent to it, led the way up a 
great stone staircase, as wide as many rooms, and having on each 
landing-place massive iron wickets, in a heavy framework; these the 
porter unlocked with the solemn slowness of age. Indeed, a strange, 
mysterious awe of the centuries that had passed away since this 
chateau was built, came over me as I waited for the turning of the 
ponderous keys in the ancient locks. I could almost have fancied that 
I heard a mighty rushing murmur (like the ceaseless sound of a distant 
sea, ebbing and flowing for ever and for ever), coming forth from the 
great, vacant galleries that opened out on each side of the broad 
staircase, and were to be dimly perceived in the darkness above us. It 
was as if the voices of generations of men yet echoed and eddied in 
the silent air. It was strange, too, that my friend the porter going 
before me, ponderously in firm, with his feeble old hands striving in 
vain to keep the tall flambeau he held steadily before him,—strange, 
I say, that he was the only domestic I saw in the vast halls and 
passages, or met with on the grand staircase. At length we stood 
before the gilded doors that led into the saloon where the family—or 
it might be the company, so great was the buzz of voices—was 
assembled. I would have remonstrated when I found he was going to 
introduce me, dusty and travel-smeared, in a morning costume that was 
not even my best, into this grand salon, with nobody knew how many 
ladies and gentlemen assembled; but the obstinate old man was 
evidently bent upon taking me straight to his master, and paid no heed 
to my words. 
</p>
            <p>The doors flew open, and I was ushered into a saloon curiously full of 
pale light, which did not culminate on any spot, nor proceed from any 
centre, nor flicker with any motion of the air, but filled every nook 
and corner, making all things deliciously distinct; different from our 
light of gas or candle, as is the difference between a clear southern 
atmosphere and that of our misty England. 
</p>
            <p>At the first moment, my arrival excited no attention, the apartment 
was so full of people, all intent on their own conversation. But my 
friend the porter went up to a handsome lady of middle age, richly 
attired in that antique manner which fashion has brought round again 
of late years, and, waiting first in an attitude of deep respect till 
her attention fell upon him, told her my name and something about me, 
as far as I could guess from the gestures of the one and the sudden 
glance of the eye of the other. 
</p>
            <p>She immediately came towards me with the most friendly actions of 
greeting, even before she had advanced near enough to speak. 
Then,—and was it not strange?—her words and accent were that of the 
commonest peasant of the country. Yet she herself looked highbred, and 
would have been dignified had she been a shade less restless, had her 
countenance worn a little less lively and inquisitive expression. I 
had been poking a good deal about the old parts of Tours, and had had 
to understand the dialect of the people who dwelt in the Marche au 
Vendredi and similar places, or I really should not have understood my 
handsome hostess, as she offered to present me to her husband, a 
henpecked, gentlemanly man, who was more quaintly attired than she in 
the very extreme of that style of dress. I thought to myself that in 
France, as in England, it is the provincials who carry fashion to such 
an excess as to become ridiculous. 
</p>
            <p>However, he spoke (still in the patois) of his pleasure in making my 
acquaintance, and led me to a strange, uneasy easy-chair, much of a 
piece with the rest of the furniture, which might have taken its place 
without any anachronism by the side of that in the Hotel Cluny. Then 
again began the clatter of French voices, which my arrival had for an 
instant interrupted, and I had leisure to look about me. Opposite to 
me sat a very sweet-looking lady, who must have been a great beauty in 
her youth, I should think, and would be charming in old age, from the 
sweetness of her countenance. She was, however, extremely fat, and on 
seeing her feet laid up before her on a cushion, I at once perceived 
that they were so swollen as to render her incapable of walking, which 
probably brought on her excessive embonpoint. Her hands were plump and 
small. but rather coarse-grained in texture, not quite so clean as 
they might have been, and altogether not so aristocratic-looking as 
the charming face. Her dress was of superb black velvet, 
ermine-trimmed, with diamonds thrown all abroad over it. 
</p>
            <p>Not far from her stood the least little man I had ever seen; of such 
admirable proportions no one could call him a dwarf, because with that 
word we usually associate something of deformity; but yet with an 
elfin look of shrewd, hard, worldly wisdom in his face that marred the 
impression which his delicate, regular, little features would 
otherwise have conveyed. Indeed, I do not think he was quite of equal 
rank with the rest of the company, for his dress was inappropriate to 
the occasion (and he apparently was an invited, while I was an 
involuntary guest); and one or two of his gestures and actions were 
more like the tricks of an uneducated rustic than anything else. To 
explain what I mean: his boots had evidently seen much service, and 
had been re-topped, re-heeled, resoled to the extent of cobbler's 
powers. Why should he have come in them if they were not his best—his 
only pair? And what can be more ungenteel than poverty? Then again he 
had an uneasy trick of putting his hand up to his throat, as if he 
expected to find something the matter with it; and he had the awkward 
habit—which I do not think he could have copied from Dr Johnson, 
because most probably he had never heard of him—of trying always to 
retrace his steps on the exact boards on which he had trodden to 
arrive at any particular part of the room. Besides, to settle the 
question, I once heard him addressed as Monsieur Poucet, without any 
aristocratic 'de' for a prefix; and nearly every one else in the room 
was a marquis, at any rate. 
</p>
            <p>I say, 'nearly every one'; for some strange people had the entree; 
unless, indeed, they were, like me, benighted. One of the guests I 
should have taken for a servant, but for the extraordinary influence 
he seemed to have over the man I took for his master, and who never 
did anything without, apparently, being urged thereto by this 
follower. The master, magnificently dressed, but ill at ease in his 
clothes, as if they had been made for some one else, was a 
weak-looking, handsome man, continually sauntering about, and I almost 
guessed an object of suspicion to some of the gentlemen present, 
which, perhaps, drove him on the companionship of his follower, who 
was dressed something in the style of an ambassador's chasseur; yet it 
was not a chasseur's dress after all; it was something more thoroughly 
old-world; boots half way up his ridiculously small legs, which 
clattered as he walked along, as if they were too large for his little 
feet; and a great quantity of grey fur, as trimming to coat, 
court-mantle, boots, cap—everything. You know the way in which 
certain countenances remind you perpetually of some animal, be it bird 
or beast! Well, this chasseur (as I will call him for want of a better 
name) was exceedingly like the great Tom-cat that you have seen so 
often in my chambers, and laughed at almost as often for his uncanny 
gravity of demeanour. Grey whiskers has my Tom—grey whiskers had the 
chasseur: grey hair overshadows the upper lip of my Tom—grey 
mustachios hid that of the chasseur. The pupils of Tom's eyes dilate 
and contract as I had thought cats' pupils only could do, until I saw 
those of the chasseur. To be sure, canny as Tom is, the chasseur had 
the advantage in the more intelligent expression. He seemed to have 
obtained most complete sway over his master or patron, whose looks he 
watched, and whose steps he followed, with a kind of distrustful 
interest that puzzled me greatly. 
</p>
            <p>There were several other groups in the more distant part of the 
saloon, all of the stately old school, all grand and noble, I 
conjectured from their bearing. They seemed perfectly well acquainted 
with each other, as if they were in the habit of meeting. But I was 
interrupted in my observations by the tiny little gentleman on the 
opposite side of the room coming across to take a place beside me. It 
is no difficult matter to a Frenchman to slide into conversation, and 
so gracefully aid my pigmy friend keep up the character of the nation, 
that we were almost confidential before ten minutes had elapsed. 
</p>
            <p>Now I was quite aware that the welcome which all had extended to me, 
from the porter up to the vivacious lady and meek lord of the castle, 
was intended for some other person. But it required either a degree of 
moral courage, of which I cannot boast, or the self-reliance and 
conversational powers of a bolder and cleverer man than I, to 
undeceive people who had fallen into so fortunate a mistake for me. 
Yet the little man by my side insinuated himself so much into my 
confidence, that I had half a mind to tell him of my exact situation, 
and to turn him into a friend and an ally. 
</p>
            <p>'Madame is perceptibly growing older,' said he, in the midst of my 
perplexity, glancing at our hostess. 
</p>
            <p>'Madame is still a very fine woman,' replied I. 
</p>
            <p>'Now, is it not strange,' continued he, lowering his voice, 'how women 
almost invariably praise the absent, or departed, as if they were 
angels of light, while as for the present, or the living'—here he 
shrugged up his little shoulders, and made an expressive pause. 'Would 
you believe it! Madame is always praising her late husband to 
monsieur's face; till, in fact, we guests are quite perplexed how to 
look: for, you know, the late M. de Retz's character was quite 
notorious,—everybody has heard of him.' All the world of Touraine, 
thought I, but I made an assenting noise. 
</p>
            <p>At this instant, monsieur our host came up to me, and with a civil 
look of tender interest (such as some people put on when they inquire 
after your mother, about whom they do not care one straw), asked if I 
had heard lately how my cat was? 'How my cat was!' what could the man 
mean? My cat! Could he mean the tailless Tom, born in the Isle of Man, 
and now supposed to be keeping guard against the incursions of rats 
and mice into my chambers in London? Tom is, as you know, on pretty 
good terms with some of my friends, using their legs for rubbing-posts 
without scruple, and highly esteemed by them for his gravity of 
demeanour, and wise manner of winking his eyes. But could his fame 
have reached across the Channel? However, an answer must be returned 
to the inquiry, as monsieur's face was bent down to mine with a look 
of polite anxiety; so I, in my turn, assumed an expression of 
gratitude, and assured him that, to the best of my belief, my cat was 
in remarkably good health. 
</p>
            <p>'And the climate agrees with her?' 
</p>
            <p>'Perfectly,' said I, in a maze of wonder at this deep solicitude in a 
tailless cat who had lost one foot and half an ear in some cruel trap. 
My host smiled a sweet smile, and, addressing a few words to my little 
neighbour, passed on. 
</p>
            <p>'How wearisome those aristocrats are!' quoth my neighbour, with a 
slight sneer. 'Monsieur's conversation rarely extends to more than two 
sentences to any one. By that time his faculties are exhausted, and he 
needs the refreshment of silence. You and I, monsieur, are, at any 
rate, indebted to our own wits for our rise in the world!' 
</p>
            <p>Here again I was bewildered! As you know, I am rather proud of my 
descent from families which, if not noble themselves, are allied to 
nobility,—and as to my 'rise in the world'—if I had risen, it would 
have been rather for balloon-like qualities than for mother-wit, to 
being unencumbered with heavy ballast either in my head or my pockets. 
However, it was my cue to agree: so I smiled again. 
</p>
            <p>'For my part,' said he, 'if a man does not stick at trifles, if he 
knows how to judiciously add to, or withhold facts, and is not 
sentimental in his parade of humanity, he is. sure to do well; sure to 
affix a de or von to his name, and end his days in comfort. There is 
an example of what I am saying'—and he glanced furtively at the 
weak-looking master of the sharp, intelligent servant, whom I have 
called the chasseur. 
</p>
            <p>'Monsieur le Marquis would never have been anything but a miller's 
son, if it had not been for the talents of his servant. Of course you 
know his antecedents?' 
</p>
            <p>I was going to make some remarks on the changes in the order of the 
peerage since the days of Louis XVI—going, in fact, to be very 
sensible and historical—when there was a slight commotion among the 
people at the other end of the room. Lacqueys in quaint liveries must 
have come in from behind the tapestry, I suppose (for I never saw them 
enter, though I sate right opposite to the doors), and were handing 
about the slight beverages and slighter viands which are considered 
sufficient refreshments, but which looked rather meagre to my hungry 
appetite. These footmen were standing solemnly opposite to a 
lady,—beautiful, splendid as the dawn, but—sound asleep in a 
magnificent settee. A gentleman who showed so much irritation at her 
ill-timed slumbers, that I think he must have been her husband, was 
trying to awaken her with actions not far removed from shakings. All 
in vain; she was quite unconscious of his annoyance, or the smiles of 
the company, or the automatic solemnity of the waiting footman, or the 
perplexed anxiety of monsieur and madame. 
</p>
            <p>My little friend sat down with a sneer, as if his curiosity was 
quenched in contempt. 
</p>
            <p>'Moralists would make an infinity of wise remarks on that scene,' said 
he. 'In the first place, note the ridiculous position into which their 
superstitious reverence for rank and title puts all these people. 
Because monsieur is a reigning prince over some minute principality, 
the exact situation of which no one has as yet discovered, no one must 
venture to take their glass of eau sucre till Madame la Princesse 
awakens; and, judging from past experience, those poor lacqueys may 
have to stand for a century before that happens. Next—always speaking 
as a moralist, you will observe—note how difficult it is to break off 
bad habits acquired in youth!' 
</p>
            <p>Just then the prince succeeded, by what means I did not see, in 
awaking the beautiful sleeper. But at first she did not remember where 
she was, and looking up at her husband with loving eyes, she smiled 
and said,— 
</p>
            <p>'Is it you, my prince?' 
</p>
            <p>But he was too conscious of the suppressed amusement of the spectators 
and his own consequent annoyance, to be reciprocally tender, and 
turned away with some little French expression, best rendered into 
English by 'Pooh, pooh, my dear!' 
</p>
            <p>After I had had a glass of delicious wine of some unknown quality, my 
courage was in rather better plight than before, and I told my cynical 
little neighbour—whom I must say I was beginning to dislike—that I 
had lost my way in the wood, and had arrived at the chateau quite by 
mistake. 
</p>
            <p>He seemed mightily amused at my story; said that the same thing had 
happened to himself more than once; and told me that I had better luck 
than he had on one of these occasions, when, from his account, he must 
have been in considerable danger of his life. He ended his story by 
making me admire his boots, which he said he still wore, patched 
though they were, and all their excellent quality lost by patching, 
because they were of such a first-rate make for long pedestrian 
excursions. 'Though, indeed,' he wound up by saying, 'the new fashion 
of railroads would seem to supersede the necessity for this 
description of boots.' 
</p>
            <p>When I consulted him as to whether I ought to make myself known to my 
host and hostess as a benighted traveller, instead of the guest whom 
they had taken me for, he exclaimed, 'By no means! I hate such 
squeamish morality.' And he seemed much offended by my innocent 
question, as if it seemed by implication to condemn something in 
himself. He was offended and silent; and just at this moment I caught 
the sweet, attractive eyes of the lady opposite—that lady whom I 
named at first as being no longer in the bloom of youth, but as being 
somewhat infirm about the feet, which were supported on a raised 
cushion before her. Her looks seemed to say, 'Come here, and let us 
have some conversation together'; and, with a bow of silent excuse to 
my little companion, I went across to the lame old lady. She 
acknowledged my coming with the prettiest gesture of thanks possible; 
and, half apologetically, said, 'It is a little dull to be unable to 
move about on such evenings as this; but it is a just punishment to me 
for my early vanities. My poor feet, that were by nature so small, are 
now taking their revenge for my cruelty in forcing them into such 
little slippers. . . . Besides, monsieur,' with a pleasant smile, 'I 
thought it was possible you might be weary of the malicious sayings of 
your little neighbour. He has not borne the best character in his 
youth, and such men are sure to be cynical in their old age.' 
</p>
            <p>'Who is he?' asked I, with English abruptness. 
</p>
            <p>'His name is Poucet, and his father was, I believe, a woodcutter, or 
charcoal burner, or something of the sort. They do tell sad stories of 
connivance at murder, ingratitude, and obtaining money on false 
pretences—but you will think me as bad as he if I go on with my 
slanders. Rather let us admire the lovely lady coming up towards us, 
with the roses in her hand—I never see her without roses, they are so 
closely connected with her past history, as you are doubtless aware. 
Ah, beauty!' said my companion to the lady drawing near to us, 'it is 
like you to come to me, now that I can no longer go to you.' Then 
turning to me, and gracefully drawing me into the conversation, she 
said, 'You must know that, although we never met until we were both 
married, we have been almost like sisters ever since. There have been 
so many points of resemblance in our circumstances, and I think I may 
say in our characters. We had each two elder sisters—mine were but 
half-sisters, though—who were not so kind to us as they might have 
been.' 
</p>
            <p>'But have been sorry for it since,' put in the other lady. 
</p>
            <p>'Since we have married princes,' continued the same lady, with an arch 
smile that had nothing of unkindness in it, 'for we both have married 
far above our original stations in life; we are both unpunctual in our 
habits, and, in consequence of this failing of ours, we have both had 
to suffer mortification and pain.' 
</p>
            <p>'And both are charming,' said a whisper close behind me. 'My lord the 
marquis, say it—say, “And both are charming.”' 
</p>
            <p>'And both are charming,' was spoken aloud by another voice. I turned, 
and saw the wily, cat-like chasseur, prompting his master to make 
civil speeches. 
</p>
            <p>The ladies bowed with that kind of haughty acknowledgment which shows 
that compliments from such a source are distasteful. But our trio of 
conversation was broken up, and I was sorry for it. The marquis looked 
as if he had been stirred up to make that one speech, and hoped that 
he would not be expected to say more; while behind him stood the 
chasseur, half impertinent and half servile in his ways and attitudes. 
The ladies, who were real ladies, seemed to be sorry for the 
awkwardness of the marquis, and addressed some trifling questions to 
him, adapting themselves to the subjects on which he could have no 
trouble in answering. The chasseur, meanwhile, was talking to himself 
in a growling tone of voice. I had fallen a little into the background 
at this interruption in a conversation which promised to be so 
pleasant, and I could not help hearing his words. 
</p>
            <p>'Really, De Carabas grows more stupid every day. I have a great mind 
to throw off his boots, and leave him to his fate. I was intended for 
a court, and to a court I will go, and make my own fortune as I have 
made his. The emperor will appreciate my talents.' 
</p>
            <p>And such are the habits of the French, or such his forgetfulness of 
good manners in his anger, that he spat right and left on the 
parquetted floor. 
</p>
            <p>Just then a very ugly, very pleasant-looking man, came towards the two 
ladies to whom I had lately been speaking, leading up to them a 
delicate, fair woman, dressed all in the softest white, as if she were 
vouee au blanc. I do not think there was a bit of colour about her. I 
thought I heard her making, as she came along, a little noise of 
pleasure, not exactly like the singing of a tea-kettle, nor yet like 
the cooing of a dove, but reminding me of each sound. 
</p>
            <p>'Madame de Mioumiou was anxious to see you,' said he, addressing the 
lady with the roses, 'so I have brought her across to give you a 
pleasure!' What an honest, good face! but oh! how ugly! And yet I 
liked his ugliness better than most persons' beauty. There was a look 
of pathetic acknowledgment of his ugliness, and a deprecation of your 
too hasty judgment, in his countenance that was positively winning. 
The soft, white lady kept glancing at my neighbour the chasseur, as if 
they had had some former acquaintance, which puzzled me very much, as 
they were of such different rank. However, their nerves were evidently 
strung to the same tune, for at a sound behind the tapestry, which was 
more like the scuttering of rats and mice than anything else, both 
Madame de Mioumiou and the chasseur started with the most eager look 
of anxiety on their countenances, and by their restless 
movements—madame's panting, and the fiery dilation of his eyes—one 
might see that commonplace sounds affected them both in a manner very 
different to the rest of the company. The ugly husband of the lovely 
lady with the roses now addressed himself to me. 
</p>
            <p>'We are much disappointed,' he said, 'in finding that monsieur is not 
accompanied by his countryman—le grand Jean d'Angleterre; I cannot 
pronounce his name rightly'—and he looked at me to help him out. 
</p>
            <p>'Le grand Jean d'Angleterre!' Now who was le grand Jean d'Angleterre? 
John Bull? John Russell? John Bright? 
</p>
            <p>'Jean—Jean'—continued the gentleman, seeing my embarrassment. 'Ah, 
these terrible English names—“Jean de Geanquilleur!” 
</p>
            <p>I was as wise as ever. And yet the name struck me as familiar, but 
slightly disguised. I repeated it to myself. It was mighty like John 
the Giant-killer, only his friends always call that worthy, 'Jack'. I 
said the name aloud. 
</p>
            <p>'Ah, that is it!' said he. 'But why has he not accompanied you to our 
little reunion to-night?' 
</p>
            <p>I had been rather puzzled once or twice before, but this serious 
question added considerably to my perplexity. Jack the Giant-killer 
had once, it is true, been rather an intimate friend of mine, as far 
as (printer's) ink and paper can keep up a friendship, but I had not 
heard his name mentioned for years; and for aught I knew he lay 
enchanted with King Arthur's knights, who lie entranced until the 
blast of the trumpets of four mighty kings shall call them to help at 
England's need. But the question had been asked in serious earnest by 
that gentleman, whom I more wished to think well of me than I did any 
other person in the room. So I answered respectfully that it was long 
since I had heard anything of my countryman; but that I was sure it 
would have given him as much pleasure as it was doing myself to have 
been present at such an agreeable gathering of friends. He bowed, and 
then the lame lady took up the word. 
</p>
            <p>'To-night is the night when, of all the year, this great old forest 
surrounding the castle is said to be haunted by the phantom of a 
little peasant girl who once lived hereabouts; the tradition is that 
she was devoured by a wolf. In former days I have seen her on this 
night out of yonder window at the end of the gallery. Will you, ma 
belie, take monsieur to see the view outside by the moonlight (you may 
possibly see the phantom-child); and leave me to a little tete-a-tete 
with your husband?' 
</p>
            <p>With a gentle movement the lady with the roses complied with the 
other's request, and we went to a great window, looking down on the 
forest, in which I had lost my way. The tops of the far-spreading and 
leafy trees lay motionless beneath us in that pale, wan light, which 
shows objects almost as distinct in form, though not in colour, as by 
day. We looked down on the countless avenues, which seemed to converge 
from all quarters to the great old castle; and suddenly across one, 
quite near to us, there passed the figure of a little girl, with the 
'capuchon' on, that takes the place of a peasant girl's bonnet in 
France. She had a basket on one arm, and by her, on the side to which 
her head was turned, there went a wolf. I could almost have said it 
was licking her hand, as if in penitent love, if either penitence or 
love had ever been a quality of wolves,—but though not of living, 
perhaps it may be of phantom wolves. 
</p>
            <p>'There, we have seen her!' exclaimed my beautiful companion. 'Though 
so long dead, her simple story of household goodness and trustful 
simplicity still lingers in the hearts of all who have ever heard of 
her; and the country-people about here say that seeing that 
phantom-child on this anniversary brings good luck for the year. Let 
us hope that we shall share in the traditionary good fortune. Ah! here 
is Madame de Retz—she retains the name of her first husband, you 
know, as he was of higher rank than the present.' We were joined by 
our hostess. 
</p>
            <p>'If monsieur is fond of the beauties of nature and art,' said she, 
perceiving that I had been looking at the view from the great window, 
'he will perhaps take pleasure in seeing the picture.' Here she 
sighed, with a little affectation of grief. 'You know the picture I 
allude to,' addressing my companion, who bowed assent, and smiled a 
little maliciously, as I followed the lead of madame. 
</p>
            <p>I went after her to the other end of the saloon, noting by the way 
with what keen curiosity she caught up what was passing either in word 
or action on each side of her. When we stood opposite to the end wall, 
I perceived a full-length picture of a handsome, peculiar-looking man, 
with—in spite of his good looks—a very fierce and scowling 
expression. My hostess clasped her hands together as her arms hung 
down in front, and sighed once more. Then, half in soliloquy, she 
said,— 
</p>
            <p>'He was the love of my youth; his stern yet manly character first 
touched this heart of mine. When—when shall I cease to deplore his 
loss!' 
</p>
            <p>Not being acquainted with her enough to answer this question (if, 
indeed, it were not sufficiently answered by the fact of her second 
marriage), I felt awkward; and, by way of saying something, I 
remarked,— 
</p>
            <p>'The countenance strikes me as resembling something I have seen 
before—in an engraving from an historical picture, I think; only, it 
is there the principal figure in a group: he is holding a lady by her 
hair, and threatening her with his scimitar, while two cavaliers are 
rushing up the stairs, apparently only just in time to save her life.' 
</p>
            <p/>
            <p>'Alas, alas!' said she, 'you too accurately describe a miserable 
passage in my life, which has often been represented in a false light. 
The best of husbands'—here she sobbed, and became slightly 
inarticulate with her grief—'will sometimes be displeased. I was 
young and curious, he was justly angry with my disobedience—my 
brothers were too hasty—the consequence is, I became a widow!' 
</p>
            <p>After due respect for her tears, I ventured to suggest some 
commonplace consolation. She turned round sharply. 
</p>
            <p>'No, monsieur: my only comfort is that I have never forgiven the 
brothers who interfered so cruelly, in such an uncalled-for manner, 
between my dear husband and myself. To quote my friend Monsieur 
Sganarelle—“Ce sont petites choses qui sont de temps en temps 
necessaires dans l'amitie; et cinq ou six coups d'epee entre gens qui 
s'aiment ne font que ragaillardir l'affection.” You observe the 
colouring is not quite what it should be?' 
</p>
            <p>'In this light the beard is of rather a peculiar tint,' said I. 
</p>
            <p>'Yes: the painter did not do it justice. It was most lovely, and gave 
him such a distinguished air, quite different from the common herd. 
Stay, I will show you the exact colour, if you will come near this 
flambeau!' And going near the light, she took off a bracelet of hair, 
with a magnificent clasp of pearls. It was peculiar, certainly. I did 
not know what to say. His precious lovely beard!' said she. 'And the 
pearls go so well with the delicate blue!' 
</p>
            <p>Her husband, who had come up to us, and waited till her eye fell upon 
him before venturing to speak, now said, 'It is strange Monsieur Ogre 
is not yet arrived!' 
</p>
            <p>'Not at all strange,' said she, tartly. 'He was always very stupid, 
and constantly falls into mistakes, in which he comes worse off; and 
it is very well he does, for he is a credulous and cowardly fellow. 
Not at all strange! If you will'—turning to her husband, so that I 
hardly heard her words, until I caught—'Then everybody would have 
their rights, and we should have no more trouble. Is it not, 
monsieur?' addressing me. 
</p>
            <p>'If I were in England, I should imagine madame was speaking of the 
reform bill, or the millennium,—but I am in ignorance.' 
</p>
            <p>And just as I spoke, the great folding-doors were thrown open wide, 
and every one started to their feet to greet a little old lady, 
leaning on a thin, black wand—and— 
</p>
            <p>'Madame la Feemarraine,' was announced by a chorus of sweet shrill 
voices. 
</p>
            <p>And in a moment I was lying in the grass close by a hollow oak-tree, 
with the slanting glory of the dawning day shining full in my face, 
and thousands of little birds and delicate insects piping and warbling 
out their welcome to the ruddy splendour. 
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